Mystery Milk Bottles - The Radio Highlights July 26

On the radio show today, we have a guy busted for smuggling drugs twice in two days at the same airport, and a French hour of power to celebrate the Olympics in gay Paris...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show. No matter where you are, Bunning's
trade are there to help.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ah a wa't Matt ah wa't Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show, Friday, the twenty
sixth of July twenty twenty four. Ice every with us
this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Massive Welcome to our radio highlights, podcast listeners, your FM heroes,
your AM battler's, your home speaker winners. We welcome all
comers to the Mantain Jerry Show. And I understand we
have a huge show today.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, we start off with you send it, we'll read
it Friday. So you can send us anything between six
and seven this morning and we will play it. You
can send us a talk about message via the iHeartRadio app.
Actually we'll play it unmolested. It's my favorite part of
the week.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We get some great messages coming through, so press that
little icon, that little microphone icon on your iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
And then coming up after seven o'clock, we're getting in
food delivery. We got a food delivery yesterday. Actually we've
got a whole lot of pies delivered to us. Yeah,
thanks to Bakles because the Supreme Pie Will is on
next Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm not sure who made the steak and cheese that
they continues today, but I gave it to my son Barry.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I copped it up on the oven.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
When I got home, he said, it's the best iffing
pie he's ever had in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wow. Yes, I had a pie yesterday. Apparently all of
the pies that we were delivered were all gold medal
award winning pies.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So it probably was the nicest pie.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
There was a lady in my house and she said,
how can it be a pie be better than the
other pie? Seriously, how can a pie be better than
the other pie? And then she had a little bit
and she was like, oh, oh, a pie can be
better than another pie. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
She said. We'll also be putting some people on the
drawer to either go to Baptist or the NRL.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And because the Olympics are starting, we're finishing the show
with a French frenchy LaRue half hour of power.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
We don't know and you're going to find out then
Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
So the Worries going to tonight's NRL game against the Tigers,
knowing that if they lose tonight, the season is pretty
much over. But Matt, yes, you found a stat on
how unlucky the Warriors have been in terms of their
close games this year.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, they've been more close games than anyone else. These
are all the games that the Warriors have lost by
less than.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Six points this season.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Drawn all right, Sharks in round one, yes, lost.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
We should have won that game.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sixteen twelve. We should have won that game at home.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It was the first game, that's right, so much hype. Ah,
we should have won that game. Should have won that game. Melbourne. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Round two, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
We should have won that game. God, we should have
won that game.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Lost thirty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
We should have won that game. But we should have
won that game. We had our opportunities. There's a couple
of weird riff decisions going on that game too.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I think manly Round six draw, We should have won
that game.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We so should have won that game. We should have
won that one.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Titans, Yeah, speaking of games, we should have definitely the
rubbish old Titans Round eight lost twenty seven to twenty four.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, we should have hundred percent. We should have won
there because they were rubbish, but for some reason they're
quite good against us.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, the Doggies and around eighteen twelve the other day.
We should have won that, We.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Should have won. We definitely should have won that. Arguably.
We did win that one arguably. Oh yeah, okay, I
see what you're saying. Yeah, Raiders in round twenty Oh yeah, well,
we definitely should have won that with just some bad
cacks twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, I definitely should have gone into golden point on that. Yeah,
a couple of if we've got a couple of conversions
on that.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, so far won all of those type games we
have been sitting.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
We're sitting at third. Oh my god, we'd be sitting
at third. And that's the difference.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And look, it's the.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Toughest league in the world with how close everything is, obviously,
but the difference between a stellar season and a season
where we've got to beat the Tigers tonight to have
any chance of getting to the top eight.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yep. As just those freaking close.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Games, and we wouldn't have been needed to win all
six of those obviously to be in the top eighth,
but just a little bit of goddamn luck going out. Goddamn, Wayne,
you are executives is a ruder.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
He is an absolute optimist. I've never met someone more
at the Mystic at all my life. So he reckons
they're still going to make it. So he says, tonight
they got the Tigers. They're going to beat the Tigers.
It go hard a pm tonight and then he reckons
next week with Eels, they're not doing very well this season.
He reckons we're going to beat them. They're at home.
He just thinks, Dolphins and some corps going to be difficult,
but we can beat them. Then Manly at Brookvale, we

(04:32):
came so close and what was it, round six, Yeah,
we can do it. The Bulldogs we should have beat
them the other day, so we've got them, and then
the Sharks. It's going to be a difficult game, but
we're going to get up. By that stage, the momentum
is going to be with the team. And then there's
a buying around twenty seven, and then just four playoff
games in a row they win the whole thing. He
reckons that we need to keep the faith.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, if we're being super optimistic, you've got about buying
round twenty seven, because you know, if you get in
the top eight and you come in at eighth, right,
very very hard to take it all the way right, yep,
But what a bit if you have a because you
don't have the extra game. But if you have that
buys you got the bike, so you've got the buy,
so you kind of have a risk game. Okay, So
where the road is onto something, we.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Are we're gonna want it.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
We are set up. We are set up for a
beautiful run. Yeah, we're in the seat possible a heroic
run home could have been a bit of position. Well,
we're owed some goddamn luck. League guys. If you're listening,
don't make me come up there and.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Ration Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
There's a text it's just coming on three four eight three.
She's a must win game. She's a must win game.
It go hard this weekends.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
This text can actually my thoughts on this, this text here, Sorr.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
I'm just going to take advantage of this text that
came through on three free three, this must win game text.
It's one of my pet peeves this and I'm not
I don't mean any harm to this text of that
sent this through because I think it is now in
fact true. But if I don't, I've got a massive
issue with the Fraser must win game and maybe you
boys share it with me, is that if we go
into a game and I know that it's a must
win game, and it's been labeled a must win game, then.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Can it please, please please be a must win game?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
For the last three weeks now, we've gone into a
Warrior's game on a Friday or Saturday night, which someone's
told me all week that it's a must win game.
I don't know enough about the sport to count the numbers,
do the math. I don't know enough about it, So
I just know if it's a must win game or not.
And if I wake up on a Monday morning and
I've lost a must win game and I'm still in
the competition, yeah, I'm kind of worried about the Phraser
must win game.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I mean, I think one hundred per playoff knockout game
is a must win game. If there's still a mathematical
chance for you to get into the top eight and
still lose that game, then that is not a must
win game. No, it's just the feeling that it's a
must win game.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
So, but I think tonight actually is a must win game.
So text, I suppose you're correct in that sense, But
just the last three.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Things will be a lot easier if we won last week.
And that's really don't think tonight it's a must win
game tonight. I think there's still some some mathematical chances
if some teams lose at certain times. I mean, she's
a complicated, complicated set up the NRL. There's there's all sorts.
It's very tight competition.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean a bunch of teams above you could
lose the next six Yep, exactly, you know, and yeah exactly,
but it would be very handy if we want tonight,
very handy.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Indeed. Coming up later on the wonderful world of getting
busted for drugs at airport twice in one week.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Ah, what a wonderful world. Maten jerrys, She's wonderful getting
busted for drugs and Jem.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Matten je.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Mash Pressus Burtons with his hands for Maden.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Jee, Matty Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Show Sex every two on the Mantain Jerry Show. The
tile layers to his headlines. The future of an iconic
pub on the West Coast is dependent on a buyer.
The Black ball In will close if a new owner
isn't found by September, the full property can be bought
for five hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
So it's black balls where the labor party started, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Black ball and just odd a gray Mount black ball
and I mean we going in the black balling.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
The if it closes down, is the headline going to
be black ball and black ball out.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
A possibly and Joe Aleih and Aaron Gate have been
confirmed as the athletes who will lead New Zealand at
tomorrow morning is the Olympics opening ceremony in Paris. It's
exciting and to the Canada New Zealand Women's Olympic football
fixture in Paris, that's me.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I'm supposed to play a clip and I haven't seen
it here.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Here you get Keea to.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Prove they're slightly better at the game of football than
they are at the game of ice by this Maple
Leaf mission a little more successful than their.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Last one.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
From Piney, Piney.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
So the one too one that you know what that is?
That is that is what do you call it?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
That is sour grapes that's saying at the end of
the game, isn't it it's sour grapes? Or they're better
than the spon. Okay, you're good man, pony, but come on,
you know the.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
New Zealand means now SEVENS meets South Africa in the
quarterfinals at seven am after coming back twelve nil down
at half time to beat Ireland fourteen twelve at Stud
de France. So that's good. Woo.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
So we beat South Africa and Pool played, didn't We
beat them comprehensively, So that's a good sign.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Tab's got us at a dollar eighteen and South Africa
at four twenty five.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You never know with Sevens, you don't ever know. A
couple of breaks. Boy, it was exciting watching that. That
that I watched the New Zealand South Africa game and
we're good.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
We've got so much pace, pace, got legs. Andrew newstep
he's something something for the mums as well, something for
the mums, al right, he's a real hottie.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
That one The Mats and Jerry Show podcast Time four.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
The Wonderful World of getting busted for drugs at an airport.
It's twice in one week.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, So, US Customs has said that it seized illicit
drugs from the same traveler twice in a week at seaport,
they seized pounds of kittamine, pounds of kiddamine codeine.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
What's some gama roxy but ghb ah gibble juice.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, they used to call it fantasy. The hero madeup
some name. You know the Herald used to name drugs
back in the daylight.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, Pee, they named P.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, they named pe nobody's ever called it P.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
They was still promoted. They wanted to.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
They like to promote these drugs by giving them a
catching name. No one calls it pea anywhere else in
the world.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Nobody who ever has ever had P calls it P.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
So if you said to us a stranger, if you
were like on the methmfeater, meaning you said to a
foreigner tourus, would you like some P, they'd think you
were going to give them a little jar of urine.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, possibly. Or if someone came up to you and said, hey,
they got some P for sale, immediately that person would
know that that was an undercover cop, because only undercover
cops would say that. So, yeah, they bought the GHB.
So this guy entered in from the United States from Europe,
then tried to return back to Europe, not long after
getting released from jail only be caught again with drugs

(10:52):
at the same airport. That's a shocker. It was arrested
in our faces position charges with the intent to distribute
keidomene under Washington state law. What's the deal with that now?
Because I know that with kedamane there's a whole lot
of trials going on.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, I mean it's like that stuff when they're still
busting people from marijuana and New Zealand and yet people
can get medical marijuana. So I mean, if it's that's interesting,
that wasn't it Because I guess opium's floating around, but
heroines illegal. Yeah, so I guess I guess that there's
some precedent and shutting stuff down that's available, you know,
clinically from both the prescription.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
What's the deal now if a cop if a cop
came around to your house, yeah, and it's stunk of
marijuana and you've been on the spots and they just
came around for some routine inquiries around something. Yeah, and
then you had you were in possession of, say a tinney, Yeah,
and they came in and you had the what what
would you go to? Would there be any kind of

(11:46):
anything for that. Surely, what would they do? No can buy,
you can get it delivered.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now they just take that weed back to the station
to be smoked by responsible police officers.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh so what they've always done. Yeah, what they've always done.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, So anyway, we've got the one time he got caught.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, and then he got caught again. Yeah, he got
caught again. So he's a forty three year old male apparently,
and at his luggage inspection, officers discovered more than twelve
pounds of kidamine, both in liquid and powder form, two
pounds of codeine, and three ounces of GHB. I don't know.
Three ounces of ghb what that is? That doesn't sound
like much. However, not long after posting bell here, the

(12:20):
male passenger, who was not identified as a US citizen,
was again seen at their portrait to board another flight
to London when cp CBP officers found more than half
a pound of half a pound of kidding.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's that guy's not That guy's not learning his lesson,
he's not losing his Listen.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Have you guys been across the ditch recently?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Was he actually not that recently?

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Kidmen is really doing the rounds over there? That they've
got all kinds of problems with it across the at
the moment. I know that that's like now if you
go out and about in town. You know, I'm sure
it was what was a fore you guys in the
nineties here, what was being passed around that kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It was the nineties is all about. Yet a bit
of weed got a speed speed down there. The ecstasy
came in in the late ninety kiddemen is everywhere.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I went to the Melbourne not that long ago for
a night out, and holy smokes everywhere.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
You don't want to drive on kidder me. No, you
don't want to do anything on kidding me.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
No, you just sit on the couch, don't get you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So it's a sitting around the house.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, you don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Good for horses, though it would be very careful going upstairs.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Horses love horses. I love horses. Love kidding me.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I love it. It's nothing better each of it.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
You said that we will play it Friday, which means
that you can send us a message via your iHeartRadio
talkback function on the app there and we will play
it unmolested. Before we were talking about weed and whether
or not if cops come around your house or you
get busted with weed, whether or not cops will do anything.
And we had this message, I can.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Inform you about the place to start snail marijuana buss.
I'll be called a couple of times you and a
bit over the speed limit have been pulled over them
and smell in the car, and I've just told them
that it's medical and it was only ever less than
a couple of grams. So every time I've got an
over it last time, I just have told arms and

(14:17):
go back to my car, and if by the time
I come back it's not in this car, I won't
do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh there we go, Okay, good sensible.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do, like it,
take someone in try them for a couple of grams
of marijuana when they can just think in a medical
certificate and get it themselves.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
There's like a lot of paperwork, a lot of paperwork.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I mean, if you've got sixty five kgs in the
back of your car, like that person that was driving
around with their lights off and got busted with that,
then the police are going to probably have to deal
with it.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, that's good. We've got a good sensible talk back
message on the iHeartRadio. But that actually was something that
we've been talking about. This is this is remarkable. Yeah,
it was helpful.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
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Bermuda Bahama, Gma, Bertie murmur Mont diego baby what.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Why not take your do not goom.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
We'll get there and then we'll take your flow.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Why we wanta we don't know? Cool GM, show it
up your backsides. So yeah, another good one.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's another handy one information newspeople can use.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
That took me back to a sec head g Lane
and a night that we had once when we were
down in Dunedin at the Palms Motel. I remember g
Lane sort of crawled his way back on his hands
and knees and then lovely treat he.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Climbed up a reasonably slight incline like he was climbing
Mount Everest on his hands and knees.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, ended up with grass all over the pa to
his blood everywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Lee hard on the other hand, below his pants out
with us huge slice.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, is this the house of Wattle? Yeah, that was
the House of water night.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
But here we go the Strokes.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
There we are The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The
Mass and Jerry Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4 (16:46):
Mason Jerry six till nine, like anyone where.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's very good. This is the Man In Jerry Show, Friday,
the twenty sixth of July twenty twenty four. Nice to
have your we us be welcome all comers here on
the mant In Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
In just one and a half hours we will begin
our frenchi LaRue half hour of Power to celebrate the
start of the Olympics. Nothing but French songs from eight
thirty to nine, and unfortunately there's only about two French
bands that have ever been any good, so there'll probably
be a dark punk song in there, in a Phoenix
song in there, all right, and maybe we'll go to
Belgium for bertrand Russell. It's going to be a half

(17:19):
hour of French power.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
We're going to talk to James mcconey as well, live
from Paris for the Games of the sixty fifth Olympiad.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
He's been a lot of time in Paris. I was
there in Paris with him for the Rugby World Cup.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Now he's back. Yeah, he's a real freezy of the
rue On Macony. You gotta keep up next though. It
must been going on with this flavored milk in Alexandra.
There is a mystery.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Just milk being left by a mysterious milk Bandit reminds
me of the Tartanaki gum boot bomber back in the day,
but we should maybe talk about that as well.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh, the Tartanaker gumboo bomb. I think it was just
the left gumboo.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, shocking the Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
So there's something weird going on in Alexander at the moment.
Someone is dropping off flavored milk, bottles of flavored milk,
full bottles of flavored milk, some of them just a
little bit with a little bit of flavored milk out
of them and leaving them on a petrol pump in
one particular place. They can't work out who it does it.
It's a mystery. It's been going on for months. What flavors? Chocolate, yes, banana,

(18:27):
my favorite, strawberry. Strawberry is my favorite.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
We'll get back to this at Alexander Milker in just
a second.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
So hang on.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
If you're ranking your favorite flavored milk's your meta? You're
going strawberry at one.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, yes, Sorr, I see banana, but banana two, and
then chocolate at three. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
What, Jerry, what do you mineor almost the exact opposite.
I go banana first, chocolate second, strawberry third, Pervert strawberry, Vanilla,
Chocolate's and Neapolitan.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Look, it's not a clever gorilla marketing campaign because the
brands are across all the brands you got. Sometimes it's
a Meta Fresh, sometimes it's a Bristo Bros. Sometimes the
Poohoo Valley, sometimes Mammoth.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah. So they're appearing apparently every few days. The locals
are completely baffled. They can't they can't work out the mystery.
They can't work out why on earth someone would be
wanting to put flavored milk on the top of a
petrol pump. I mean, why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah? Why?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
So there's a person there's a local poppy print of Gas.
She's been tracking the situation for a few months.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
As poppy printer Gas, the girlfriend of a supero Lois
Lane and Pepper Potts. She's print Poppy printer Gas.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
What a name.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
She's a local amateur sleuth. That's a great name for it.
And she says this fuel shot is located in the
kind of industrial here. It's a dead aine road. If
you're not going there at peak hours, it's feely icey.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
Late.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Didn't expect Poppy pinder Pindergrass to sound like that.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, mus be a delivery.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Passion, says Poppy Prinda Gast. They're coming back and forth.
Alexander is a very central town here in Otago. We've
got a lot of surrounding towns, a lot of people
pass who are every day.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah. So she has done some investigation into it, and
she believes the cost of the milk ties it to
us that the person must work in the milk's supply chain,
because if they're dropping leaving up to six cartons of milk,
then they've got to be in the supply chainer. They're
going down quite a lot of money to do that.

(20:33):
This gags are really.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, amateur Alexandra super sleuth Poppy Printagast also reckons that
it's a male sexist.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Look.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I hate to say it, but I think it's got
to be a man. I've never met any woman that
drinks so much flavored milk. That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Actually, why are men sol into flavored milk? You never
see a woman hanging at the back of a one
and a half or a two liter of strawberry flavored milk,
do it.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So there's another local super sloth, Jay Huddlestone, and she
said she first knows the bottles a few weeks ago.
She says, sometimes it is time. Normally they are at
least half full.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I didn't expect Jay Hudleston to sound like that.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
She's related to Poppy Brendy Gas. So that is the
Alexandra milk mystery which is going on at the moment.
That's at a service station. Yes, do they not have CCTV,
Well that's what this text to see here.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, apparently not anyone Alexandra. Anyone know anything? And has
anyone seen the Taranaki gun boot bomber.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
We're just talking about the Alexandra flavored milk mystery which
is going on at the moment. People are leaving flavored
milk on top of a petrol station pump in Alexandra.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh, you think it's multiple corporates because the local sleuths
think it's just one person, So you think it's people
that are.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Doing it well. Sometimes these things start a trend. I mean,
I'm thinking about the bra fence, of the bra fence
and Kadrona. A couple of people start doing it. Next thing,
you know how a lot of people have done it well.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
A couple of questions have risen here are firstly, what
is the order of deliciousness and flavored milks?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
This Texas says muppets.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
It goes chocky straw, then full fat farm fresh with
the cream on top, then banana.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I couldn't agree more with that.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I actually realized I'd made a mistake in my order
of favorite milks flavored milks.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I forgot protein cream. Excuse me, protein cream? What on
earth is protein cream? You never have protein cream flavor?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
And I'd clarify this pretty corck, folows you what is protein?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Protein cream? Doesn't sound good protein cream? Mate? Just remember
the BSA. We're under BSA guidelines here.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I don't know if protein cream ever comes in a cartan,
but protein cream is locally sourced?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Is the best flavor for a milkshake protein cream?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, yeah, everyone from everyone from a Tago is just
just ears are pricked up and said, yes.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Where are you making this protein cream from?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's a shocking question that will not be answered. Hey,
we're talking about this, so this is happening. I'm sure
hopefully theseis amateur salouths down and in Alexandra find this.
This this this menace that's leaving cartins and milk around.
But it does call to mind, of course, a few
years ago the Taranaki gum boot bomber who was only

(23:19):
working in Taranaki and would walk down drives, off quite
long drives and unleash number twos but only in the
left gum boot and rurilarious, rurallarious, and he hit like
this was what seven years ago?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think even longer, I think ten. I think we're
talking ten years ago, maybe ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
And he would he had a lot of places, like
thirteen fourteen different places he hit the left gumboat.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It was the left, wasn't it? And never been found.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
No, I mean, if anyone listening in Taranaki, has there
been any further incidences of the Taranaki gum boot bomber.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, there's a huge to them. Yeah. I reckill someone
to do.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
A ten part podcast on the Ardanak gum bert bomber
ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And it was over the course of about three months,
wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He had a rain of terror.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It was terrible because people wouldn't know. So you go
to put your foot in your gum boot, obviously, and
there was an unpleasant surprise that came across your foot.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do people normally put their left gumboot on first or
their right gum boo on first?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
On a left I'm a left first.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think I feel like you go left first.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
For some reason, I always put my left shoe on first.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, so he wanted to. He must have known that,
and he wanted to get you first, and foremost didn't he.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and in some of that, and I think it
was over the winter months as well, And I remember
some of those gum boots were left outside and frost
like conditions that can really hurt. That's not good.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, yes, So has there been any other incidents? Has
anyone heard anything about the Tartanaki gumboot bomber? But yeah,
so there's a few mysteries around the country a few mysteries.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Protein cream milkshakes are the best, says this text. I
agree with Matt. Also, I'm from Alexandra. Originally that petrol
station is more of a truck stop.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay, okay, well yeah, so is someone delivering the milk.
If they talk to the person that delivers the flavored milk.
Come on, Poppy, get with it, Come on Poppy Brenda Gas.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Then Matt and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Just talking about milk. We're talking about flavored milk. We've
moved on to protein cream, which I've never heard of
before two hours. Could you describe the flavor of protein cream?
You know what?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I can't this text that it came through before that
you read out, protein cream milkshakes are the best. As
persons also from Alexandra, can you ever go at describing it?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
It's it's it's so hard to describe.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's so freaking delicious though, Like you can't believe how
delicious it is.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But I can't put it's a.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Bit vanilla y, okay, but maybe a hint of bananay
CARAMELI maybe a bit caramel y. If there's anyone out
there that's had a protein cream milkshake. They could ever
go explaining it would really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh, here it is protein cream west stot Co dot NZ.
That's where you can get it. Protein cream a flavor
that's been known and loved throughout New Zealand for decades.
Well not really, I'd never heard of it. Hard to
come by these days, protein cream has developed a cult following.
An interesting flavor To describe to someone who hasn't tried it,

(26:17):
the flavor is comparable to a mix of caramel and
vanilla with a little something else. This is great broadcasting
from you. There was clear. My god, why don't you
broadcast like that all the time. I could speak like
this all morning if you wanted me to.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Well, everyone's gonna hear your word. I'll understand what you're doing.
That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Normally I'm mumble.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Didn't seven Sharp do a segment on protein clean cream
at one point? The stix is not on my watch?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Not on my watch. Hey.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
The good news is that we've heard nothing is coming
back through from the any more sightings of the Tananaki
gumboot bomber that terrorized the region about ten years ago,
unleashing only in left gum boots rurally.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So we haven't heard a thing back on that. So
that's good. Good to know that that's not happening anymore
that he's been.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
But you know these cereal killers, cereal criminals, they have
quiet times than they have other times, so you know,
be vigilant and Taranaki still to this day, I would say,
have a look in that left gun butt before you
put your foot in.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
But this whole protein cream thing is really ignited people.
Here's another text on three for three. It's vanilla and caramel.
You absolute helmets, the best of both. I'm in christ
Church and made my local cafe buy it. I was
the only one whoever bought it more for me, you
absolute suckers.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You can't get protein cream above Timuru.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
This Texas says is that right has. My hometown of
duned in the wider Otago South and.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Reen region got the most unique and exciting and vibrant
food culture with your your cheese rolls, your chop sweet patties,
your protein cream rant.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Would you describe it as vibrant diverse? I mean one
of those bloody sandwiches that you have down that.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Way, Oh your dead would sandwich discussed? It's like a
whole different food biosphere down there.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's like sort of it was like it's sort of
been trapped in the fifties and it's never moved on.
That's the vibe that I get.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's the best food in the country. Everyone that comes here,
French people, people from Spain, anyone that travels the country,
they always say that the most exciting and vibrant cuisine
is in the Otaga southern regions. And listen to Jeery
here's some new seq with with high level.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Chet on Weddays on Radio Recke.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
I just want to hit Jeremy and Man.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Mattie, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Jewish her time for the latest in Setlis the Board
of Christ Churches or a Wildlife Park says it's hard
to undo reputational damage, but reckons the zoo will bounce back.
A number of workers made complaints on One News, but
MPI has found no sons of animal welfare or staffing issues.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I want to apology from One News and those workers
against ran A Park because when I went there in
the eighties it was bloody great.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's a long time ago, all right, things may have
changed nowadays. I want an apology. Can you get Dello
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I want a bloody apology from him to run a park,
and I want an apology from all twenty of those
employees that complain about it. Okay, because it's bloody fun.
You're in the air, you're in the car, there's wild
animals walking around.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's great. Some of the morels were pulling their hair out.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Sorry, no, I think you might have just touched on
the issue yourself there.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Edi is that it was great in the eighties, and
I think it's the exact same as it was back
in the eighties, and I think that's where the issues
being this.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, but also i've seen you pul hears out, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, and you're pretty happy going. You're often sitting there
and to go at your nose here because the ones
that fall out, Now I've realized that if they come
out your nose, yeah, they grow really quickly. Now I
can just pull them out.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You don't see me messed rude go into one new
saying it's a disaster, and the Met and Jerry show
one of the hosts pulling his hairs out.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
And the Cargo City Council will meet today discussed Mayor
Nobby Clark's latest breach of the code of conduct when
he used the inward and made a homophobic slur in
a TV interview.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
While also his name's Nobby, so every time you mentioned him,
it's kind of that's kind of rude, isn't It.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Used to be a major problem there. And in sport,
Canada have beaten the football fans two to one in
their women's Olympic fixed year. The match was much anticipated
after Kenna had Canada had been found guilty of spying
on the fans via drone, and the New Zealand sevens
team have been knocked out after losing their mast when
quarter final fourteen seven to South Africa. That I can't

(30:35):
believe that I watched.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I watched our seventeen to five pool play when yesterday
and I said to myself, I says, we're very very,
very very good. But then new says, Jerry, what did
you say to me?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Said? Sevens?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Sevens can be crazy? Things can happen in sevens, can't they?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah? Oh totally. I mean that's why it's good, right, Yeah,
it's a bit like football.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, but that was a metal whip had already put
in the bloody in the cabinet. Didn't we already put
a medal? That had we I'll put a middle on
the cabinet for that. I don't know if we I
don't know if we had And hang on a minute,
can we still get Oh, it's quarter final?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
She was must won. There was a must win, mate,
I know, I.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Know at least at least Andrew Newstub is really hot
and he'll be fine with the ladies.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
He's gonna he's gonna do well over the next few
days in the Olympic village. We're god. I'll tell you
what he's got.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Hope he hangs around, hang around.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Good on you, mate, The Mation Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
So the Warriors going to tonight's innerl game against the
Tigers that go Hard Stadium, knowing that if they lose
tonight the season is probably over. That means it's a
must win game. Did you hear that, Meshy? It was
must win last week and it's must win this week.
Must win. Tby You've got the Warriors of the dollar
twenty six and the West Tiger's at three dollars ninety
and calling the game tonight for the ACC on Skysport nine.

(31:55):
It's going to be a nice Stewart and her nixt
guess Ben, Helly, good morning, been welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Good morning, up the last to you and up the
last few mets.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Hey, look up the worst you Ben. Look, I saw
this interesting stat. All the games the Warriors have lost
by less than six points this season or drawn Sharks
Round one sixteen twelve, Melbourne, Round two thirty twenty six, Manly,
Round six twenty two to twenty two, Titans, Round eight
twenty seven to twenty four Dogs and Round eighteen thirteen

(32:23):
twelve Raiders and Round twenty twenty eighteen. If that won,
all those close games will be third mate.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Look, we talked about this on the Mad Monday podcast
a few weeks ago, but there is a sliding doors
moment in that Melbourne game, which is like what a
round fourth, round three or something like that, and Xavier
code scores in the corner in the last second and
it just it just kind of just knocked the ship
off course for the rest of the season, and I
think we just lost some confidence. We felt we couldn't

(32:51):
ice those games, these close games that you're talking about,
and if that hadn't happened, which was you know, it
was a million to one shot that try. Yeah, it
could have just been a very very different season.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yes. The other thing is there's been a lot of
very strange injuries that have gone on to key players.
You got to say key players, certainly for last season
and the success they had. So getting those combinations right
is a crucial part surely of any NRL campaign.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Yeah. Absolutely. I mean if you look at the backline,
for example tonight against the Tigers.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
It's.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
You wouldn't say it's the first choice back line, although
you'll make some people very happy because Tibas Shet goes
into the number one jersey, which arguably he is most
suited to. Unfortunately, we have normally a fantastic player that
the biggest heart in the team, Charms, usually plays there
he's injured. If you look across the backline, it's definitely

(33:44):
not our first choice.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
So Ben Hurley, tonight, we've got Tigers, then we've got Eels, Dolphins,
Manly Bulldogs, Sharks and then a bye. I'm looking at
that and going a bye just before you know, because
you're coming at the arss end of the a A buye.
It's quite good to have a risk before there, So
we lined up now to win all the games coming through,
get through, have a buy, and we're a bit rested

(34:07):
up going into playoffs.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
What did you say, hold on? Did you say coming
into the end of an eight? Is that what you said? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (34:14):
I think you said coming into the us end of
a bye. But the look, I'm very I'm very relaxed
that we're going to win ten in a row and
take out the competition and two four.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Very relaxed, very relax How are you? You're very relaxed,
very relax.

Speaker 13 (34:29):
A lot of people are writing yourself, you know, I
hate your lovely producer Ruder texting me yesterday, you know,
just our wavering in his faith, you know, just saying, oh,
I don't know, I think the season might be over,
and I make Ruder, where's your faith?

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Who's your faith? Yeah? Hey, So when you say this
is a must win, it was a must win last week.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
But is there a mathematical way that we could lose
tonight and then still get through?

Speaker 12 (34:55):
Yes, there is there is, because we've always Yeah, it's
so tight, this is a th There's quite often this
happens in the NRL competition, and one team generally is
way out in front and then there's a massive log
jam for the rest of the competition.

Speaker 9 (35:10):
Unfortunately, when that happens, generally the Melbourne Storm wins the competition.
And that might happen this year, but you know, if not,
my second money's on the wat.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Now, before you go, Ben Helly, just quickly, you invented
something last night on television on seven chap which was
a which I believe might be promatic for for New Zealand,
might be probmatic for New Zealand's health system going forward.
It was the chocolate finger, the biscuit wrapped in streaky bacon,
And yes, I had one of these things, and I've

(35:45):
got to say it was maybe the most delicious thing
I've ever eaten in my entire life.

Speaker 9 (35:49):
Look, sometimes i'm sometimes I'm shedding his stories for seven
charp and you know, let's say, sometimes the subject matter
isn't necessarily you know, doesn't jump off the screen, and
you have to six it up a little bit. And
so what I found was when I was judging New
Zealand's Best Bacon that they gave me some palate cleansers

(36:12):
and I found that I was starting to do combinations
and yeah, a chucky finger with some smoky bacon wrapped
around it as well. It's obviously it's the Widow Maker.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
The nicest thing I've ever eaten my entire life. It's concerning.
I'm going to try it this weekend. Thank you, Ben Hurley.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast. The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's time for Breakfast with Nakias and Jeremy with Mash.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
As well on Radio Hold Rackey, I said to comedy
this morning on the Mat and Jerry Shots, Friday, the
twenty sixth of July twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
We've got a huge hour for you coming up, including
the last half hour is going to be a frenchy
LaRue half hour of power to celebrate the Olympics starting today,
although not much to celebrate for us Kiwis after this
Seven's got bloody knocked out by South Africa. Disappointing from
the sevens. Still a lot to come, still a lot
to come. And we've also got the Lady Sivens as

(37:19):
well down't.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, the Lady Sivens I think are a higher metal prospect.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah, so they're definitely high medal prospect. Now I'm going
to going to talk James mcconey about it later. I'd
like to know what his middle Telly is. I heard
nineteen bandied about yesterday, that's what he's predicting. I heard
nineteen bandied about nine Tallish medals.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Polish from James mcconny. Yeah, so we'll chat to them
and see where he thinks those medals are going to fall. Also,
g Lane's going to talk us through the weekend sporting
activities as part of our French half hour of Power.
We're going to be playing all French songs and we're
going to have a fact factor as well, a French
fact factor.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, all French laru from eight thirty to nine. But
you know, it's beer and Pie July, and there's been
a lot of talk around the savory pie situation on
in July one. There was some anti pumpkin pie rhetoric
on the show. It was and a couple of American
friends of the show, Chris and Liz, heard that they
took it as a challenge. Yep, they're standing in front
of us now if baked two pumpkin pies.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah. I like the New Zealand's like, why would you
want to eat a pumpkin pie?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Pumpkins for a Sunday roast. It's not for a bloody.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Dessert, all right.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
The Nation and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
So we are twenty six days deep into beer and
pie July, just five days to go actually, which is
a good reason to bring Chris and Liz into the show.
Because Chris and Liz, welcome to the show. You guys
are Americans and you have bought in two pumpkin pies.
Now to New Zealanders. New Zealanders will be saying, pumpkin pie.

(38:52):
Why would you ever want to eat? Get pumpkin pie,
So get.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Your pumpkin out of dessert. A pumpkin is in a roast,
a mix of roast bitches. Yes, you might find it
on the site left on the side of a Sunday
roast uneaten, yes, or a soup, even a soup and
a soup, but nary would you see it in a
dessert setting.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yet, Chris and lews from America and America pumpkin pie
is a staple.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
Absolutely, and we thought give them a taste of the
US survey.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
We've got to bring it in.

Speaker 10 (39:25):
This is something we have every Thanksgiving and definitely feeling
nostalgic when when seeing these pies, so.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
I think it's good to share with you guys.

Speaker 14 (39:33):
It's a steeple grown up. I mean, you've gotta have
pumpkin pie with Thanksgiving. So it is strange to hear that.
It isn't a mean stay here, but you know what
it starts. It starts day, well like it starts today.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
We're going to be introducing this now.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Do you only have it on Thanksgiving? Or you have
it you have it willy nilly like because you'll see
a pea client. A pecan pie is all over the States.
Everywhere you go, someone's trying to shove a peacan pie
in your face. But as pumpkin pie just for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 14 (39:55):
Now, i'd say if you're feeling face, the if you're
feeling face, you want to, like, you know, nex things
up and around them Tuesday one time, maybe once or
twice a year, but I wouldn't recommend it more than
maybe three times.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Apps are outside of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oh yeah, there are rules.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
There are rules and lies. There are rules, and there's
the pumpkin pie. Because we eat pumpkin as a as
an entree, as we were saying before, with the soup
or as a vegetable as an accompaniment to a main meal.
But this is a dessert, correct, Okay, that's as.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
It's a sweet and MESHI you've never experienced a pumpkin
pie as a dessert.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
No, I've never tried a pumpkin pie chrystals. So what
if so I can see in front of you two
here that these two pies. Can you tell me what
the difference between these tours?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Or were they the same pie?

Speaker 10 (40:39):
So we had some pie crust which was flaky, puffy
pie crust, and that's actually not the pie crust you
want to use for this pie. So we had a
bit of a meltdown when we saw it to fleating
and rising in all the wrong areas and then in
the oven. So we have a backup with a gram crust.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
A bit of a marriage and yeah, okay, so you
got to try them both.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
But right, okay, so flavors, flavors are there.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
Yeah, we ended up with three pairs actually brought into
and hopefully they're hopefully they're goodis because I'm a firm
believer my cooking philosophy, my Beacon philosophy, is that if
it's cooked with love, then the love will be exuded.
And I wanted to cook it in it. We wanted
to beck it in an on the atmosphere, but due
to the kind of the crust, snapho that men not
be exuded fully.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Okay, okay, I can see love, I can see love them.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'm looking to I'm looking forward to tasting love. I
can see the love. I'm looking forward to getting some
love in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
All right, all right, right.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
After this tune from lyd Zip, shall we come back
and have a horne on these pies?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah, I'm salivating the same the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
That's Zippine. I'm the Madden Jerry Show. Thanks to Bunning's trade. So,
Chris and Lose have come in as part of Beer
and Pie July with just five days to go, and
they have brought in a pump canut pie. Homemade pumpkin pies. Yeah, pies,
two of them. Two, one with a with a puff
pastry sort of bass crust and one with Liz. How

(42:07):
would you describe the crust on the other one gram
cracker crust, gram crack cracker crust. Two quite different crusts.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
And I know what you're thinking at home, pumpkin pie,
Get out, get your pumpkin out of a pie. Get
your pumpkin out of us, out of the dessert pie,
get it out of there.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
And honestly, ask yourself, ask yourself, honestly, are you saying that?
And you are, Yeah, you are saying that. As a
New Zealander met you, and I I thought, oh, yuck,
get it out of Americans, get out, get out of
there with your good You're great people. You've done a
lot of good for the world. You've you've contributed to
culture in a lot of ways. Great in terms of
world culture. But with your punk and pie, you can

(42:43):
piss off.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
We love your hamburgers and we love your burgers, but
take your pumpkin pie and get out of here. Yeah,
that's what we see it.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And then we went to the Peabody Hotel in Memphis
for for for Thanksgiving. Next thing you know, we're eating
pumpkin pie. Next thing you know, we'd eaten about six
of them. Yeah, it was disgusting. We've been pigs of
it selves.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
But Mashi, you're born up, you've got a shallow cuisine lifestyle,
brought up in Canterbury.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, meeting three viergecon lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, and this is your first experience with a real
homemade American pumpkin pie.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Gents and Liz, I'll tell you what this might have
changed my life forever. I think you've changed the landscape
of beer and piege your life for a very long
time as well.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
This.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
I still can't quite get over what this tastes like.
I could not wrap my head around what a sweet
pumpkin would taste like, if that makes sense. I didn't
understand how that would be something that would be nice. Yeah,
it is so good, It's not.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So so yummy.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Imagine having it on Thanksgiving. It would have quite an
emotional nostalgic feel for you guys to eat it. But
I'm almost experiencing that, and I've never You know, that
shouldn't mean anything to me. You know, in the same
way that a hot cross bun invokes your childhood, this
is invoking the childhood I never had.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, I mean for me, I'm about to pledge allegiance
to the flag. You know, I don't know anything about
the constant tu shirt. I don't know anything about America,
but I'm seriously, I'm going to start standing out. I'm
about to sing the star spangle better.

Speaker 14 (44:06):
No, that's normal that's a normal reaction and that's anticipated
coming out here, the reaction to.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Marines recruitment office round here.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I tell you what they're trying to win, hearts and
minds across the Middle East. Back in the day, they
should have just been feeding pumpkin pie to people. It
were taken seconds. It's Friday.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Enough of this, Chris and Lez You're great.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
New Zealanders means so much.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Play the clapping button.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Thanks you, guys.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I have a lot of joy to the team this year.
Get a pumpkin pie in your New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I'm recovering from that absolutely delicious pump Those pump compiles
at Chris and Los board and oh my god, I've
slammed two of them.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hey, Jeremy, is why is that? There's a question I've
been meaning to ask you all morning, but I haven't
had the courage, so I've worked up to ask you why.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Why is it? Then? Olympians make love so frequently. Oh,
there's an interesting thing that goes on with every Olympics
where they always talk about the condoms. Yeah, and the
amount of condoms in the village, and they talk about
how excited they are that they're going to be there's
going to be a lot of this and that going on,
and I think this time around there's some cardboard beds

(45:20):
and people are saying that the cardboard beds are no
good for making love on.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, they had to change those out because there was
a bunch of stupid protocols that came in for Tokyo
around because it was sort of COVID time, so they
were like, look, you can compete, but you can't make love.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
But you can't go to Paris and not make love,
can you know? Well, this is the perfect storm. So
after Tokyo where you went allowed to make love, and
then you've got the next Olympics, which just happens to
be in the city of Love, then all of a
sudden there's going to be a massive release and that's
part of apparently according to Susan Titka, she is a

(45:59):
former German Olympian, and she was talking about why there
is so much love making that goes on in the
village and she reckons that it is because the athletes
are at their physical people on the Olympics through the accent.

Speaker 11 (46:12):
The athlete's eyes a physical and the Olympics Van's the
competition is offer Zavonto releases their energy.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Wow. So during her career, she recalls coaches said sex
before competing was wasn't a good idea? No, because then
you have sex the body first us to recharge itself energetically,
which we all know.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
But once an athlete was done competing, many made loves,
sometimes into the early hours of the morning in the
Olympic village. Can you share what else?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
She said? There? Please?

Speaker 11 (46:46):
After the competition, however, who mets were considerate. If you
needed a the room for yourself, you always had the
party of the others. Sometimes you could hardly sleep, she said,
Zavos van party after another zen alcohol.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Comes into play. It happens that people have sex and
zen's there are enough people will strive for that, Okay,
because that's the other part. You probably haven't had a
drink for us some time, because it wouldn't be unless
you're a darts player. Yeah, you're probably not doing a
lot of drinks. Or a horse rider and a questrian
and you can you can be drunk on the horse

(47:24):
you Yeah, all of a sudden, you have and you
because you're you're at your physical peak. You have two
or three drinks and whoa look.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Out like you got. You've got a village full of
people with rocking bodies the peak of their physical performance.
Have we surprised that they make love?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Not?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
There's no surprise that they should make love.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I think they should be more love maybe well between
our athletes particularly all right, you don't want to do
it internationally. We don't want to. We don't want to.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
You know what's racist? Ian?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I think there should be more love making with an
air breakfast shure. There's been absolutely none, and we're all
at our peaks of a physical fitness, aren't we?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
After you that pumpkin pie. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Let's do it, Matty.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Jeremy Wells The mad In Jerry Show thirty one on
the Mountain Jerry's Show time for the latest New Zealand
saw as Near elect is planning a move to the city.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Olympic gra Mahi drives to won By Landslide, but he
currently lives in Cambridge.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You can't win from Cambridge. He should be disqualified. That's
horrific of Mahi drives a bone.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
He's moving. An iconic black Bill pub on the West
Coast will not be moving, but it will close if
a new owner isn't found by September. Co owner Jane
Wells says closing the black Ball in would be a
shame any relation. No, and the New Zealand men's seven's
Olympic dream is over. Phil will be no metal for
the men's New Zealand seven seam.

Speaker 15 (48:49):
Scenes of celebration for South Africa, scenes of despair for
New Zealands.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, they've last their quarterfinals to South Africa fourteen to seven,
ironically backing up the Springbok victory at the same time
and the same venue of the All Blacks in the
World Cup final last year. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
South Africa are good and a rugby tournaments, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
God.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I feel sorry for those sevens players because you would
picture being a gold holding the gold medal and the
rest of your life being a gold medal Olympian. Every
dinner party you'd ever go to, everywhere you went, they
got you know, they go over there.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
You want a bloody gold medal at the Olympics and
now nothing nothing. Ah, They've got to sit there. Let
me good good news for them is that they don't
have to compete anymore, so they can go out and
get on the boost, win loose on the boos. Yeah, absolutely,
how them scent? Hey, guess what it's a French half
hour of power coming up.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
That's right, ladies, women to celebrate the Olympics in Paris.
Kicking off nothing but frenchy LaRue from here to nine
a m.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
This one's sort of a topical tune too harder, better, faster, stronger,
Daft Punk.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
It's the motto of that's very olympiad.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You're calling an olympiad, calling olympiads. Flash people do.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Eighty five. That is Dark Plane came on The Mountain
Jerry Show and our half hour of power, French half
hour of power. Yeah, nothing but French songs till nine.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And there's not many French rock songs, it turns out,
so it's only really we're only really working with Daft
Punk and Phoenix. But we'll get there. We'll get there.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Let's cross now to Paris, Gay Paris, where our frenchy LaRue.
Correspondent James McCarney joins us. Good morning, James, Welcome to the.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Show, Selvy. How are the hype levels over their James
and how do they compare to the Rugby World Cup
hype levels.

Speaker 15 (50:56):
Yeah they will. I mean you could say that. The
more they say, the h but the hype levels are
pretty high. Sorry, we're just doing a bit of reversing
and they're citron over here. Look, the hype levels is
a good I'm actually in Montpellier at the moment.

Speaker 16 (51:10):
Does that mean you're going to hang up on me?

Speaker 15 (51:12):
I'm not in Paris?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
What are you doing in Montpellier?

Speaker 15 (51:15):
I'm down. I'm here embedded with the New Zealand athletics team.
So that's exactly what I've been doing, hosting a quiz
night for a bit of team building with the athletes.
Team that was won by the throwers. The throwers, not showers.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
You stay away from the athletics team. You stay away
from the athletics team.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Right, Hey, James mcconne, how many medals are we going
to win as a nation in this the Olympiad of Paris?

Speaker 15 (51:42):
Well, I was going to say over twenty, but now
that then then sevens are out, like Heidi Klawn, they
are out of project Runway, and so now probably around
that twenty, maybe one or two shy of that twenty mark,
which is a magical Mark.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah twenty okay, and so how but I read somewhere
anyway that our sevens they our men seven steam, weren't
as favored a saur women seven Steen.

Speaker 15 (52:12):
Yeah, the women have been outstanding for a long long time.
The men, they had a pretty good drawer and normally
they beat the South Africans. So we're knocking on the
old door.

Speaker 16 (52:23):
They just couldn't bust it down.

Speaker 15 (52:25):
And then they're going home before the Olympics began, which
is a big old shrinker, made even worse when you
know that they're handing out three hundred thousand condos.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Well, well they might be able to get to utilize
some of them now they're freed up.

Speaker 15 (52:40):
Yeah, it's possible. Actually, that's what they can do. Well
maybe sort of. They need some people to take drones.
Maybe they could be there just protecting, you know, putting
up some uper numbers and knocking out some Canadian drones.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
James mcconi, it's the city of love, of course, Patty.
Have you made love to anyone yet?

Speaker 9 (52:58):
No?

Speaker 15 (52:59):
No, I went They sit meself too quickly because they
knew that they knew that I'll be making love the
whole time.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
You cut a track through the Rugby World Cup. So
they were concerned what would happen with James mcconey at
the games of the thirty third Olympiad.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, there were.

Speaker 15 (53:17):
There were numbers put up at the Rugby worked up
at the hotel though, saying what is this covering? What
is these marks in your bed? Head way, don't help it.
I'm not ching, baby, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Don't come and knocket ja okay, James, love you all right?
Then coming a track through Paris? Look out? Okay.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
After the break, our French Hour of Power.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Continues on the Met and Jury Show.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Matten Jerry.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Ducky Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh, that's Matt and Jerry. Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
That is Phoenix on the Mountain Jerry Show. In our
half hour of French Power, that's.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Right to celebrate the games of the thirty third Olympiad
in Paddi, which kick off today. Although we've already our
seven team has already been kicked out. It seems the unfair. Yeah,
they kicked out before the game has even start.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
It seems very unfair, isn't it. It's like some kind
of cool joke, all right, Should we do a French
fact factor.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yes, we shall the fact fact top.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Do you love some facts?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
So I work out whether you've got the fact factor.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Generally you don't, okay, which is on you really because
your heart is full of hate. One point three two
million baggettes are sold and eaten each day in Paris.
If you don't know, want to bag it? It is
basically a filled role.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Nope, that's not a good fact. You're always gonna go
on some stupid big fact. It was going to be
a cross on fact or a bag it fact. It's
like how cliched, how cliched and French? Do you think
we are here? Okay, well this one will surprise you.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
There was a Parisian law imposed in the year eighteen
hundred that said women were not allowed to wear pants
as in trousers, not allowed to wear pants. They didn't
have to walk around in their necks, but they weren't
allowed to wear pants.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
The law was not abolished till twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Is that right? Yeah? Sexist?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeah, So in twenty eleven you're walking around in pants
in France. Next thing you know, you're marched off and
you get thirty years in the clink.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Okay, the bast.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Still up from the best Love, best deal, Love, best deal,
you get guillotine.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Ok, what's your third fact?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You didn't say with your yep, I'll give you that one.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Oh, thank you, How magnanimous of you.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Ah, thank you, Jeremy, that was all right. The Bloody
Mary was invented in the streets of Paris in nineteen
twenty one. Legend says that the drink was made by
Ernest Hemingway after he requested a drink where you wouldn't
be able.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
To smell the alcohol.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
After a massive couple of weeks on the Venos, Ernest
heming I.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Know you're a big fan of Himingway me. Don't you
love him?

Speaker 10 (56:03):
In one?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I hate him anyway? He is mustache. Don't like his alcoholism.
Don't like Himingway the.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
American novelist, short story writer and journalists.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah no, inter said, Okay, so you don't have the
fat feeder. He's just according fat you he that's fat Wow.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I'll tell you what be better?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Please?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
After what happened with them, maybe sevens now less, it's
going to four start to the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
His playing four Moi, I'm a Matt and Jerry's shows
the French Half Hour of Power continues.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Okay, yeah, there you go. Plastic Bertran for the French
hour half hour of Power in Men and Juchie. Actually,
Jeremy plastic Bertran is Belgium.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I blame you for that. He's that doesn't even count
well the show A C. G.

Speaker 16 (56:49):
Lang Good morning, yeah, yeah, good morning, good morning. Hey
it's the French. It's the French Grand Prix this weekend.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
I e.

Speaker 16 (56:55):
The Belgium Grand Prix this weekend as well. Just want
to celebrate the controversial Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I'm just having a lot here g leaning your one
of your tips for this weekend sport in factors today Actually,
and I think there's some I personally wouldn't be back
in South Africa here, but it's the New Zealand sevens
to play South Africa sevens New Zealand paying a dollar eighteen.
That's a pretty safe bet. I think they're at four
twenty five South Africa.

Speaker 16 (57:21):
Yeah, but I'd put everything on to Africa.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Oh really yeah, are you sure?

Speaker 9 (57:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
What to speak New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Hey hey, hey, just checking the news boys. That game's
already played. Yeah, so the bedding has been closed. Yeah,
because they closed the bedding after the game this morning.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
We lost.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
We're we're out. We lost and we're out.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Really, I'm looking I'm looking at I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
This tab hunt. You're running all Jerseys one to thirteen
to score a try across the NRL round.

Speaker 16 (57:52):
Oh yeah, this is great. This is NRL bingo. This
is one of the greatest options you'll ever get.

Speaker 17 (57:57):
Get in front of the TV, get your piece of
paper out list at one to thirteen, and basically watch
every single NRL game over the weekend. If any player
one to like one to thirteen, they all have to
score a try from any team across the entire round.
And you're one bingo paying two to seventy five pain.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Does that happen? Well, it must happen, paying too seventy five.

Speaker 16 (58:20):
Yeah, So you basically sit there.

Speaker 17 (58:22):
If you can watch the game tonight against the Tigers,
you know, say four or five Warriors scores, you tick
that off, a couple of the Tigers, you tick that off,
and then you just basically marinate and you're a lazy
boy for the rest of the weekend and just tack
off the players as they score money for gym.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
That is full hunch land right there. I mean, how
one week you go? You know what I feel like?
This week is going to be the week that all
jerseys one to thirteen. You're going to score a tri
cross a round as opposed to last week, as opposed
to next week.

Speaker 16 (58:48):
It happens quite a lot. Happens more than you think,
do you happen in the first three rounds of the NRL.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
So there you go, Hey, Gilane, this is our French
hour of power. So it would it kill you to
just talk about what's happening with the Warriors to not
with a French accent, just to keep it and keeping
with the theme.

Speaker 13 (59:02):
Is that racist?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Ah? Yes, but.

Speaker 17 (59:06):
The only thing only French accent I can do with
a lower low when I was kissing puzsy door and
that's pretty much the only one I've got.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Can you say?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
It's a must win game for the Warriors tonight against
the Tigers at go Hard Stadium at eight pm.

Speaker 16 (59:22):
Uh, he's in must win again.

Speaker 12 (59:28):
Take it.

Speaker 17 (59:28):
You're a piece of ship Kiwi ship?

Speaker 9 (59:31):
Yeah ship be please?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Okay he's lost it?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Okay anyway, all right, then you can't be trusted. Thanks
for listener. The Metenery Show. Have a lovely weekend podcast
around eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
That concludes French half hour power.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It was powerful, wasn't it? Wasn't it? Yeah, we'll go
out with Sexy Boy by Ear.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Another frenchy Laruband you have been listening to the Matt
and Jerry Radio Highlights pod. Right now you can listen
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