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Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's busy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
My back. That is the twelfth of the eighth in
the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Welcome all
you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke podcast. And welcome
back Jeremy Welles, who's been in Chicago and up the
Napa Valley and poncing around with his missus.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's happened since I've been in I got on here,
Mesh's got a light?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And why would you have a lighter?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
MESHI ah, that's for the candles that are out in
the main studio.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, And I've taken up vaping in the studio. Also,
we've lowered the flexcelence policy. You have you've loaded the
flexcelence policy. Well, well, we're now allowing flexcelence in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Came.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We've been a very clean We're not We're not, We're not.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
This is a discussion that we have to have medic
that that.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Policy only a fixed one person that policy. I know what,
I know what You've tried to do then.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But we don't do it like because like one role
on the new Listening the belt on the flexcelence is
we don't do it before we have guests because there
was a terrible thing where I created that Cassel roll
just before the Montoyas came in. Yeah, so we can't
have it, and we've got an esteemed gift. Today. We've
got Patrick Gower and he's coming in on ice.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And yeah, he's on ie. Yeah, and it was a Monday, obviously,
big weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So I've kept the ear clean for for Patty.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So you talked it as like myth and I thought
that he was advertising like his new kind of autobiography
autobiography feel like show that he's making about himself. But
that was it's presented on ice, you know, like those
Disney on Ice shows that come Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's sort of like a one man show costume, yeah,
and prays around on ice skate tovel and Dean. That's
what I thought going on replaying all the highlights of
Like God.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'd love to see Petty Gower and a Dean outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And actually, to be honest, I'd like to see him
in a Torville outfit. Anyway, here he is, let's bring
him in, Let's bring him under the show. Come on?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, should you smell good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Jesus tell
you the good thing, Petty.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
When people come on this new this new set up that.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
We've got where we get them, that's a hell of
a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
We get and try and then and then we have
a little bit of a target and when we intro
you and I tell you what the good thing about
that is, you get up close and personal something really
get to smell them on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And there's nothing that smells better than three guys who
have been presenting morning radio three hours.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We call it the soup kitchen in here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's three middle super mesh, two middle aged men.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He doesn't smell great either, Mesh get out of it.
Made I feel like she smells pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It's Matt's bowel, but for some reason produces casserole like smells.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, it's a house thing. And I know you've done
a lot in the in the realm of health, Pettigower
and South. Yeah so you under.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Sunday repeating itself on Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah so you understand that better out than in, You know,
pettigour is the next thing. Pettig better out than Well.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We've had a policy of no flextcelence for some time
in the studio in ten years old. Well, or just
go out into the into the into the general area
out there around you just do a spray and walk
away as you go out.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But Matt last week.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Was it the week before decided to drop the curtain
a little bit and drop the meat curtains down, and
next thing we know where the montoys on here and
they walked onto an absolute Basically, if you lit this thing,
the whole place would have gone up.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was a terrible situation.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
In my defense, I thought it was it was okay,
like it was kind of like someone had been cooking
a castle roll in here. It wasn't okay like in
the in the scheme of things. It wasn't. It wasn't.
It wasn't like a gagging kind of situation.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What did the montoyas think?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They immediately came in and started like throwing shade at me,
you know, which I thought was unprofessional. You know, when
you come into an interview, you get what you get
and you don't get upset.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, but you just take it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean, yeah, is when you come in and then
Mate told me about what you can smell. But anyway,
you've got a new series where you are ice skating.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
On ice on ice. Yeah, so it's it's sort of
like Disney on ice. It's sort of like being on
on you know, on ice is myth. Yeah, so it's
it's in Yeah, I mean it's interesting, it's different. It's
different ice skating on myth. It went for a while.
(05:03):
The ice melted before I'd finished put it that way.
You know, I'm still going round and around in the
same circle. Yeah, no, no, no, Actually it's it's ice of
a different kind. I'm down in Antarctica. Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's why the publicity has a picture of view in
a big jacket in Antarctica. It makes sense because it's
a bad way to advertise. The only similarity was we've
been we've been on ice as in the drag was
that it was twenty four hour day sunlight, so you
had to ever slept, you know. I was awake about
thirty days. Yeah, I was down there. I was down
(05:36):
there for twenty seven days, I think, awake the whole time.
Is it all melted down there? Or is it down there?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was melting there. It was quite embarrassing being around
the scientists because you know, they the documentary is about
how the ice is melting. But you know, I was
down there and listening to them, and you know, there
seemed to be quite a lot of ice around, right,
you know, sort of like oh yeah, right, oh mate,
you know, like it's mounting, Patty, it's mounting, and this
(06:05):
is going to be really bad for the world and
it's going to cause all you sort of look around
you like, it seems like quite a lot of ice
here to me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I didn't say that out loud. I didn't say that
out loud. I've got a question for you. Was there
anyone single down there?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, there's lots of single people.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So I remember there was a story about two years ago.
Remember someone fired up there tender down there. Yeah, generally
as McMurdo, wasn't it. It was like I got a
match over at McMurdo.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, yeah, that McMurdo is only about a two and
a half you know, so to meet your tinder date,
it would be a two and a half k negative
thirty five degrees to get over there. Oh yeah, but
you know you can make it make your way over there.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So this will just for drinks and see how it
goes and then maybe we'll get some dinner kind of situation.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah. So it was pretty cold though, negative thirty five.
So yeah, that was another area I got called out. Actually,
Jerry was you know, I went down there pretty hopeful
of seeing polar bear. Oh yeah. And and then I
got down there, and and and the scientists was sitting
around at dinner going, it's amazing how many dumb facts
come down here and they're going to see a polar bear.
(07:10):
And moment where I knew that, I hadn't said it
out loud. I was just like, yeah, no either either.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've always wanted to see I love to see an.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
There's no Nawa. There was no There was no polar bear.
Is there in the North. You didn't know that, did you?
There in the North.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You thought they were just extinct from the South Pole
because of all the ice melt and all that sort
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I thought they were in the South Penguin, they wouldn't it,
bro I went to see it. I went to a
penguin colony.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So you know those emperor those bgie from from Happy Feet, Yeah,
happy Feet? Yeah okay, So so I only saw one
of those. So I went down there thinking I'm going
to see polar bear and penguin. Is it going to
be a big whale? I'm going to see. I had
a little notebook that I made and I was going
to sort of coloring bill in, yeah, coloring the little
(08:06):
crayle of pencils, and I was all ready to do
some skitching. So no nawals, no whales. No, I didn't
see hardly any where we were. It was all about science.
And actually the only animal that was there was algae.
You know, algae. It's not even really an animal, is it.
It's like a plant.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, it's mold past mold like it like spray and wipe,
So walk away, fray, walk away and anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So the only improor ping that I saw was this
big fat dead one and the guy Scott he went
to the south pole. Yeah when in his hat's still there.
They bailed out and they lifted and all their ships
just like every they didn't clean it up. No one's
been in the cleaned up. We've left all the stuff
line there and.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Could get on the bloody cocaine because apparently had a
bit of cocaine.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, they had a bit of Charlie to get Yeah,
that's what we get them through. They're still there those
last minute.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I feel like Charlie would get you through one night,
but the next morning would be way rougher.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, the people who the guardians of us, you know,
they don't want you to touch anything. So when I
was sort of, you know, looking just to see if
it was still there, even a foss around sort of
shaking the soup thing and looking looking for the bags,
there's nothing around. There was a dead penguin in there anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There was a.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Field next to his beard. It's next to us bed,
next to.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A ping with you.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't know, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
There's no other way you go, Pengan.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
There was there was look like a guy and guys
in there, and they had the little they had the
little Manchurian ponies as well.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh right, so were they running transport kind of situation,
wasn't they?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Well not, it's not as much as a Norwegian dude
that was down there.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Dogs, Yeah, I think you run the dogs and and
loved loved eating his and the Manchurian ponies.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I think they would they would go anywhere. This this
penguin was there. But then I went to a Pengland colony.
They stink, but it was a smell that I'd never
really smelt before. You came here this morning, and the
only difference was, you know, like that was caused by
I think I I think there was a colony of
four thousand of dally penguins and and and of course
(10:24):
the wide open ear of Antarctica with no humans around,
but actually in here smelt worse.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Wow, yeah, worse and worse something that sort of achievement
of sorts, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So what else other than Antarctica looking a little bit
like my on sweet full of algae and hasn't been
touched in months or clean the months? What else is
going on down there? Because it's the top of place
I'd love to go if, well you want to travel
there is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I thinks you're a Southern man, aren't you? Yes I am, yeah,
because I was in Dipton the other day.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yes, you sent me a lovely photo with my old man.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a lot of similarities between Antarctica and Dypton.
Yeah there were.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
They were a lot very limited, very living population.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And you know, yeah mess his dad was there and
well she has been accused of looking like a polar bear.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Act come with you, but then you might have seen
I'm going to try pull this photo off, fellas it's
a lovely photo.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, yeahs dad, he's he's running the school there. Man.
That was pretty impressive, wasn't it. Then he gave me
the old He gave me the old classic. He's my
son's involved in broadcasting sort of. It was good. And
then he's just being with pride. When I said, yeah,
I said, he keeps that show together.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That's nice of you to sort of lie to him
to make him feel better about his son.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
He keeps that show together. There is Yeah, he is,
actually he is.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Actually he's kind of got one league forward seductively your dad.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, he's trying to six yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
He's useful on the sports field, good and he he
played cricket to a high level.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Good leg, he wasn't he Well yeah, but a lot
of a lot of air on it.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
One of those old school leiggies that if you play
him on the official turf and he pitched it up
there was no worries because it was just bouncing over
every single time. So he needed to probably flatten out.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Of it too late to get him the black Cats.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Now for I'll always think hi, because I had to
punish the bowl, you know, and dipped in there and.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What's the what's the deal with that English's house.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, that's one of the you know, yeah, I had
to had to take a stop there, so thanks Gordon.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I believe there's still some offspring of the English family
down there.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
They were with.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Double heaps them around.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, did you flush? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
If I had time give me on the road it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Was fish then may have put that up for charity.
It's probably something.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
He's running a think called the Starship Enterprise where he
collects stars feces and he sells them on trade. How
did you fly into Intactica with the Yanks.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, so the Yanks have got a secret well it's
probably not secret, but a base in christ huge, and
they've got all the you know how the Yanks have
just got the most gigantic ship you've ever seen, so,
you know, went on their plane, which is a Starlifter.
It's a no, it's a globe Master. Yeah, it's a
globe Master one thirty.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I think Globe Master is such a gigantic you've put
a truck in the back. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, it's bloody huge.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
One of these situations where you strapped to the walls,
sitting on a sort of seat, not sort of luxury.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It wasn't. What was the entertainment and there was none? No, no,
I was looking at looking at some American guy on
the other side of me for five.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hours loud as all buggery.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But yeah, they take five hours to get you there, okay,
and then you come back in the New Zealand playing
the Hercules eight hours to get back we were. I
got the tractor, they got the truck.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Was that being flying by the spawn of Karen Hay
and Andrew Fagan? Reagan? It's Vagan, I don't know, isn't
in the Air Force?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Whoever it was? They got me. When we're coming back,
I'm going to have to post some soon. I don't
want them to get fired. They said, come up the front, Paddy,
come up the front. So I came up the front.
Then they set me down and then they're like, right,
take the it's not a steering wheel. What is it
when you're on the bridge of a plane.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Stick?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah. I took the stick. I took the stick of
this thing and gave it a big tweak. Yeah, big
tweak up the New Zealand hook. This is this is Texas. Actually,
can we delete this back? I found No, No, you
can leave it. You can leave it because it's true.
And and I had a bit of a hoon. They
(14:48):
didn't have it. That's the key. We wait, Yeah they
made I had a hoon with the hook over in
tax Jesus. No one in the back was any the.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Turn.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And I don't want to know, don't. I don't know
who let me do it, but you know they were
crazy to do that. You know, people don't let me
drive the family Toyota Corolla. And here I am in
charge of, you know, one of our best albeit quite old,
but but so New Zealand military machine.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It doesn't handled like an old pig though that old
its paces. But I was shitty my decks and I
didn't actually want to do it, and so they put
peer pressure on me. So I'm sitting there going I
don't want to do that, and they're like Judith Collins
dead and I'm like, all right, yeah, I've crushed it.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'll do it, you know wow.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, yeah, we were looking into it actually. And the
Air Force, I think the Air Force is our third
biggest fleet. It goes in New Zealand. Peter Jackson the
Air Force. Peter Jackson's got forty seventy planes seventy something
operational planes mainly buy wings and you don't want to
you don't want to fly a bio weagon to Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, but yeah he's got he's got lots and lots
of old wil War one Wible two planes and he
collects them. And yeah, he's the he's the second largest
owner of a ear fleet in New Zealand. A hit
of the I mean that's impressive. Wows has got forty
eight craft? Yes, yeah, but interesting p seventy two? Is
it seventy eight?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think he's got seventy two. Yeah, they're all operational,
yeah wow. But one of them is like a golf
a golf stream, you know, like late.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh that's a good one. Yeah, that's the one you'd want.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, nobody had.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
To do the stick of a golf stream.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Nobody had me the stick of a gold stream.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Not yet, you.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Know, Scott Captain Scott Buttery buying a chance? Do you
if you come across home on the news.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
In an at R Captain Scott Battery Keathan Scott but
he will ram it in like a tent pig. And
when he's leading nav on the stick and he just
shoves it damn it down real hard. You always know
you're in and for a ride. When Captain Scott butteries
up front.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That reminds me on my way back from the States
on Saturday morning, I had a you got that. I
had a pilot and it was his final flight and
there was an ovation that the the fors hostess came
on board and an ovation and it was Granted speaking Walker,
(17:15):
Captain Grant Walker, his last, his last flight, over thirty
five thousand hours of flying for Grant Walker. You've been
flying for his in for thirty years. And that guy's voice,
Grant Walker speaking over the mic, the smoothest.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Sounding Grant Walker.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
It's not the grunt, but he's a chip off the
old block because he was the smoothest talking part I've
ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
What was it in the standing ovation?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No my knee?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, No, that's just a minor operation operations. That private
that was a.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
People of loser. So he's been in the pit and
then what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I've been over in the.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Ive, spent plenty of time in the paint. Well, we're
telling airplane stories. Can are you good though? Yeah? Well,
we're telling airplane stories and captain stories I've got a
quick one that I need to share with you something
that happened to me yesterday. Right. I was flying to
christ Church and we got on the plane. They said
it's foggy and christ Church and it's foggy and Auckland.
We can't take off. And then the pilot comes on
the mic and he goes, we're putting out we're putting
(18:16):
out a bunch of fires up at the front here.
And I thought there was there was a it was
a bad turn of phrase. What he meant was we're
dealing with a couple of admin isshues. Yes, but he
chose like there was like the paper, but he chose
the tun we're putting out a few fires up here.
Whoa whoa, yeah, whoa whoa woll mate, Well mate us
a bit of turn a phrase, but you made it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(18:37):
we made it. There was a couple of other incidents.
They had a bit of a software issue, and then
a couple of young gentlemen that had been in Balley
got very sick at the back of the plane just
before we took off, and that had to march them
off the plane, and and then we we ended up
on the tatarmac for an hour and forty minutes on board.
I don't know they managed to walk. That's what g
Lane yelled at them as going off. If you can
(18:58):
bloody walk, you can stay on the plane.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
We don't get on the plane in the fact, Bean
and Bali.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah. And then do you think there was something inside them?
I don't know, something inside them? Maybe yeah, inside them?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Well, there was something inside that, whether or not it
was what you also to be here.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They looked like hollowed out men that didn't look like
there was anything inside them. Spiritually, you know, I think
they were spiritually broken. But then their luggage was way
deep in the plane. So we're there for an hour
and forty minutes and we were taking.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Off an incredible day.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Then the pilot goes, well, we can't land in christ
Chitch now, but we're hoping it clears before it doesn't.
But if not, we'll take you to Wellington. I've always
thought that's an interesting called that that's not you know,
if you want to go to christ stitching up and Welling,
it's not a good result. Yeah. Yeah, No, it was
a beautiful day down there in Autotahi christ Chitch and
(19:50):
some great footy and give them a taste a kiwi.
I always say, give a taste the kiwi. Absolutely, Yeah,
back to you, I've got more stif it's from my
trip to christis exciting, really.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Really grim yan, wasn't it. It's one of the grimmest
yams in the Sunday I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Have you got anything out of it?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Tripped the christ Church and we've spent a long time
on the runway. That was literally his yarm.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, I've got I've got one thing to ask. When
you say it takes only five hours to fly from
christ Church to Antac, that makes me realize what it
was so cold when I was going up into Needen.
We're too close to Inducticet.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, you're right, you're real close to it. You're not
as close as Dipton we're meshes from, but you're you're
damn close and some of that ice will come through.
And the thing. The thing is Niger is thirty five. Okay,
So I'm forty seven years old. So you guys will
know what I say when I say decker, because the
other day I told someone what decker, you know, to
(20:51):
go to the site of the old decker. Yeah, yeah,
and there's one in New Plymouth as well. Go to
the side of the decker and they look mass You
don't know what a decker is?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Do you familiar with the sign? There's a sign somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Anyway. There's a phrase dicker bladder, you know, cheap bladder.
It's like we'd house dicker was around before.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I've got bladder.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I've got a dicker bladder. And you know it's just
it's tiny at the best of times. But of course
you know when it was frozen, you know, it was
even smaller, so I was just having to go so
it shrinks. Yeah, yeah, mind does I don't know about yours?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Mind?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Does the cold? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Are we talking about the operation or the or the bladder?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
The bladder, the bladder and the operation the bladder. Yeah,
it is a weird thing that it expands when it
gets hold on when it turns into ice. But you
don't want to iced up bladder.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So on your bladder contracts, but your downstairs expands.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, it's a lot bigger. It's so strange.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
We need to do we need to do a show
called Petty Gower on his downstairs. It sounds interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I came back and edy with the g P about it,
and they got very concerned. Yeah heard of this so
much bigger than Yeah, yeah so so. But yeah, I
had to go wheeze a lot. And you can't go
wheeze in Antarctica behind a boulder or you know, around
behind an iceberg or anything. You're not allowed to go
(22:14):
wheeze because it's a zero waste environ. Yes, forgot. They
don't want yellow snow or anyone.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Told the ping because the pings are vomiting on themselves.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah that from there, Yeah, so are we. It's Earth.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Surely you can do a we come on. It's much.
You have to pack up your wheeze and your number
to take them home with you carry you carry a
bottle with you, okay, everywhere you go and you go
in it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh yeah, and then you take it back to base
and then you pack it away and then I guess
they I'm not one hundreds of sure what they do
with They take it back.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
They say they take it back, but it's like, yeah, yeah,
they drink it, just bury it. Yeah, they have tea parties.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Have you seen how big Antarctica is?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It's huge.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I mean, your piss is not going to cause any
problems in Antarctica.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
But it was steamy though, No, it was almost freezing
in the air. Wow, this is negative.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
This is negative thirty five, and it would be the
little pea bottle will be frozen by the time I
woke up.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Don't got a cat down there?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
No cats down You're not allowed a cat down there?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Got out there? Does anyone ever say, did anyone suggest?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
And I imagine you must have, Patty, because you're a
man that thinks outside the outside the box. But did
anyone say what the hell is wrong with New Zealand
that when we turned up here in New Zealand we
didn't take Antarctica. We should have taken Antartica. It was
there for the taking. No one wanted it. It's a
piece of crap.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It would be ours right now.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Imagine the oil and stuff that's underneath.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Why didn't we keep pushing? We should have kept pushing.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
We should have taken the whole of Antarctica because one day,
when it all melts, we'd have these.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It would be bloody prestige. Imagine if there's a city.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We'd be dominating the global ice market right now. Yeah,
you know, exports are huge for New Zealand. Imagine if
we could export ice and you know.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
We Mark took Greenland, Yeah, they took Greenland.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
America, America took Aleska. Yep, we did not push on, and.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
America bought Alaska at a bargain based price from Russia.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You know, I wanted it, really, it was a great deal.
But we could have so much bigger. We could still
have it. No one actually owns it, Jeremy, we could
still go. So if we took the pj's planes, added
them to the New Zealand planes, added in our air force,
and just went now with a few ships, few boats,
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and just hit it down there. You know, a few
likely lads, yourselves included. You know, you know I still
measures dead. I mean even some of the older guys,
you know, they's still got they still got.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
So who do we have to take out just McMurdo, Well.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We take out McMurdo. There's quite a lot of Chinese
bases down there. Italian out of the Chinese, let's go,
that's off. Let's let's go get them out.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
What are the Italians doing down there?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Get them out as well? The Chileans.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
There's quite a few people need to get food though,
But you go over and I'll tell you what a
big fucking spare bull. When you're freezing cold, you go
into the Italians, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But also I understand the change because that comes down
South America.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's all good.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You can maybe maybe we need to carve off a
but for no, no, we'll get them all out. I mean,
this is a major force. How many planes did you say?
Pj's got.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
A lot of them.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Are buy wing planes though, and that's a fucking risky
business landing those, and they take the cash. China is
not going to see he's also.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, well that was huge. That are huge to get
us to the South.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I reckon, we just go down there and start weing
on everything. I think we just start marking territory.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Why we haven't got it? That's why you bean the winging,
because that's kind of a way you marked territory.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Would that be sort of our calling card? As we
took each base, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Like, we can't we can't take this. We can't take
this because Petty Gower's weed on the three corners of
that one. It's our dogs.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
With Yeah, like I just think we missed it. We
missed a trick there. That's stupid. We could have gone
down there and we could have just cordoned off a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You're talking like it's over, like we can't do it now,
And that's what you're playing ano this key we editude.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
You're still like giving in we we've missed that. I'm saying,
let's go plane. You guys are too dumb to think
outside the box. What if we get a couple of
fucking outboard motors attached them to an iceberg? You found
that back up here, you put all your ship on it,
and then you fang it back down civil.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right, So what we're chucking some outwaders on a iceberg.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Because you know, you're talking about like if you want
to take it, you don't have to take a little
ship down there, you know, like you want to put
a house on there, some food, you know, rather than
the planes, rather trying to take fucking Peter Jackson's biplanes
down there, just floating down there an iceberg.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
But you've got to have an early attack, right, Yeah,
that's what the biplanes are for.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I mean, it's incredible, shocking or seventy two Peter Jackson
biplanes come come through the clouds. No one to speak
it from New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
No, no, you know not if we do it quickly
like I'm actually we shouldn't be talking about it. We
should just go and play it. What a Dicker stand
for the e KA? I don't know. But Jesus was
a good basement. You could get a lot in there.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It was bit of value every day.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You could get undies in there.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Dicker was a nationwide chain of general merchandise stores in
New Zealand. It was launched in nineteen eighty eight by
Ldie Nathan Well, which put at supermarket and general merchandise divisions.
In nineteen o two, Dicker shifted to farmers. But no one,
why the fun is it called Dicker?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Could you get your Rio five packs in there?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
The staple?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
And they have like like big tubs of like links
Africa and so it's almost like a costco.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh it was better. Yeah, that was a lot of Kiwi.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Was their food?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Kiwi?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't think it's food that you might have been
able to get some hard boiled sweets.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
The main the main I think they sold Rainbow Creek.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That was the rainbow They sell Rainbow Creek.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That was their main label.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
That was a great look, Rainbow is an incredible little
flo t shirts.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
My god, cheapest Rainbow Creek.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
If you could have if you your dead, I got
some of that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I got some of that under the Christmas tree in
eighty eight.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, we're getting around, Petty you gonna go.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And talk to apparently, Okay, yeah, all right, all right,
well I think we got to the bottom of that something.
So Pettigower on ice, petty girl on ice.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
When it's on tonight and tomorrow night, Tuesday, we'll fight
it on stree. Now there we go, there we go.
Look for you tonight tomorrow night. All right, thanks you
always going to see you about it.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Thank you, guys, all right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
This is the pub we start talking with you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Good to John and Bean. And don't tell JOHNA what
Jerry was saying about John O last week.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Don't tell him about saying that.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
We're going to get a picture this live. Yeah, I
was just going to stay in the podcast.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, we're all look behind it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You don't gonna be anymish love it getting here, mate,
Put on a scrub, make put scrub.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Scrap that again? What's your let me add touch in
the poor space here.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I can't believe I got and his dead col Yeah,
thank you? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right,
yeah got blood.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
All right, that's a real look kind the curtains of
how we take a photo when we have a guest.
All right, thanks, Hope he doesn't tell Johnah what you
were saying about Johnny last week.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Stop telling people about what I said about Johnna last week.
I think it's got back to John has it. I
texted him and he hasn't come back to me. Did
you text him saying sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I texted him and asked him another question. He hasn't
come back to me. I assume the words got back
to him. Yeah, I've been ship talking him on our podcast. Well, Ben,
maybe go through Ben what to get to John what?
We can't go to the mont because they're produced a Montoya.
She's not talking to us. After the fucking cast role
that you guys cocked in beef case roll, there are
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a stew that came out.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You're backing. We've actually never had worse relations with the
John and Ben show than we have now after the
cast roll and that what you said about Johnn.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What have we going to? How can we sort it out?
That's the question, Hey, Patty was good, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Patty is good? I look behind the curtains to see
how we go about taking a photo with against Jesus good.
Some good audio that would have been good to listen
to that anyway, I think we all did well. I
think we're all happy with that interview. I think we
got to the crucks of whatever that TV show Petty's made.
Hey this thing? Do we have to do this? Do
we have to read this promo script?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
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voice read.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
If people want to tune into the broadcast about seven
twenty six tomorrow that will be going live to air
in oh wow, finished version.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Of that when it's all been tollished up and spat
on and lack it up. Hey, speaking of teases. Right now,
you can listen to the Radiohighlights podcast where we have
some pretty good stuff on there. If I remember rightly,
Boulders we had Boulders Mcgolders at g Laye, Guy Williams,
Guy Williams, that's right. We had a big dip, deep
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Because Guy Williams has spent a lot of time with him.
So that's really something for people to if they've had enough,
if they haven't, if they want more of this, Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
And I need to go for a wee real bad
Ever since we started talking about urination with Petty Dower,
Petty Dower, Petty Gower.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I've needed to goez, you've Petty Dower, petty Gower.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
First of all, he goes at John.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Oh, and now he's gone at Petty.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Gower calling him petty downy Dow. You've seen that city
is warring.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay, all right then, okay, you've seen busy. We'll let
you go. All right, then really look behind the curtains. Hello,
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