The Jeremy Wells Theory - The Radio Show (October 11)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Jeremy Wells, oh, I guess good morning, welcome belong to
the Hidachey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Is Friday, the eleventh of October.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells and this is
mesh Tgif Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank god it's Friday, Feller tg If.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I was cycling in today and cheapest creepers. Is it
the darkest day of the year or something?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's also freezing out there? What is it at the moment?
Nine point four according to a monitor here? You're cold
and dark out.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
There, thought some press for Auckland. Is it nine point
four degrees?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Were you running a bell of clava or anything like that.
I wasn't evening a belle lava. No, something you should
think about. I think it.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Wasn't that cold, okay. I didn't find it to good.
I had the Swaney on, oh nice. But what I
did to think was is the moon gone? Is some
is this hurricane blowing the moon away?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It might have because there was it was so dark.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It wasn't just cloud, was it? Nah?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh? Really it was the thing I could see stars.
I dont mean what daylight savings? We've gone back an hour.
Are we getting close to the sun being back up
at this time?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I think it takes a w because what does it
get to in the end? I think five. I feel
like five thirty six.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
In all end, well in in the height of summer. Yeah,
is when the sun's coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I feel like it's about five thirty six. I might
be wrong on that, but I feel like we do
start the show at some point of the year with
the sun up. Yeah, it certainly is on the way
up by the time you walk in.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I feel so much better doing a live show when
the sun is.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Up, it doesn't it. I love that time of year.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I know. It's so much better than this.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's slightly speaking out there, yeah, and demotivating, I suppose.
But hey, the sun will come up at some point,
I'm sure, Jerry, So I don't worry about that too much,
will you.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm sure the sun will come up. The other thing
is is this a good time to fish? I think
when there's no moon, yeah, that's Is that the time
to fish? Or is that the time that you don't
want to fish.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I mean, I'm not too sure. I'll look this up
three for three one hundred hard achy the dark red
is the better.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Of the fishing.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I think so at nighttime, because I think the fish
don't need at night. I think that's the theory the.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hood atie breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Or Hodarchi, we're just talking about how darket is at
the moment because there's no moon, and we're talking about
sunrise and what time is the earliest time that the
sun rise as well. It depends on where you are,
of course around the country. If you're looking down south
in Dunedin, for example, five forty two, that's on December seven, Okay, yeah,

(02:29):
so that might actually get a little bit because the
next one I've got here on this chart is December seventeen,
and that's also five forty two. So between the seventh
of December and the seventeenth of December it might get
a little bit even lower than that because it goes
every ten days on this particular chart here.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
But I suppose that question was, wasn't it making sure
that the sun comes up before six so we can
do a show in the light. So that does happen
for a few weeks at some point.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It does.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
In Auckland, it happens from about November the sort of
twenty second through to about December the twenty seventh.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I was on the phone
the other night to my family. They lived down in Dipton,
and they're on the FaceTime and I was thinking, geez,
that looks awfully bright down the I forget that they're
running a completely almost different time zoned down the bottom
of the South Island here in this country of ours,
competas up here.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, it is quite quite different. I mean at the moment,
for example, the sun's coming up in Auckland at six
forty seven, okay, yeah, and it's coming up in Wellington.
Now this is interesting at six forty four so earlier. Yeah,
but when you get to christ Church it's six fifty one.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh what are you hang on?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah? And in Dneda it's sex fifty eight. What. Yeah,
So at the moment Wellington is in the zone of oh,
because the equinox, because it changes and at some point
at the moment, for example, this is what's interesting about
this at the moment, because I've always wondered there's a
time when it shifts.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
So there's a time in the in the winter the
sun goes down, the sun comes up earlier in the
north than it does in the south, and also goes
goes down later in the day. But then it shifts
because in the south in the summer the sun comes
up earlier in the morning and it goes down later.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh well, there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
But it shifts. So there's a time when it swaps
over between north and south. Currently we must be in
the zone where it's happening in Wellington, because that's in
the middle of the two.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Does that make sense? It's that logical.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is that because we Wellington geographically is slightly further to
the right than other things.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, Wellington is actually quite a long way east. It
is quite a long way east Wellington. Yeah, so that
is then everything else. In fact, Wellington is the most
east of all between Orklen, Wellington, Cross Church and Dunedin.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
So is that the only way to explain the extra
couple of minutes of darkness that they get.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
We're going to have to come back to this, Yeah,
we are, because it's quite confusing. But I can tell
you at the moment chross Church, the sun's coming up
at six fifty one and Danneen that's coming up at
six fifty eight. Is that interesting?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
The hold at your breakfast already we.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Could talk sunrise and sunset tables Auckland, Wellington, christ Chitch
Needen all day.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I mean we're just set in silence throughout that tune
there from the traveling Wilberries. As you examined some tables,
was that I think of the all graphs of the
sunrise lash sunsets of New Zealand made anything out of it.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'll tell you what, if you want to have a
good time, get onto the ras dot org dot n
Z Sunrise and Set tables Auckland, Wellington, christ Church, Dunedin,
got the whole year of tables and try and work
out why some are later and earlier. It's a good time.
I'm not going to punish anybody more with this, but
can I just say that's my type. I could spend

(05:41):
two hours on that and just have a look at that,
myself making sip.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
We're gonna move on to sunrise and sunset.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
As it's tickster here Agent seven six s is this
is punishing chap boys? She i mean the same person
did actually share their insights.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
On the sun coming up. But anyway, yeah, the sun
is not coming up now.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's saying the sun's coming up, and that's not It's
coming up at six forty six, coming up later on.
What we can say is that Greg Murphy, we'll be
joining us from Mount Panorama, bath is this weekend.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
How good? Plus acc here Glane joins us to talk
about sport.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Good Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hurdarchy six thirty one on The Hicky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Ongoing rescues in Florida as communities
deal with flooding after Hurricane Milton. Four are confirmed dead
in Saint Lucy County. A storm surge warning remains in
place for the east coast of the state. Around three
million are without power.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Maybe we should hold this chat for just a moment
and compact to it after the rest of the headlines,
because I think we should have chatted about this situation
at some point this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah. Well, there's some conspiracy theories around which I think
we should talk about. Okay, conspiracy theory, Yeah, conspiracy is
about Hurricane Milton.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Government controlled hurricane. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Meanwhile, the BBC has been forced to apologize after its
weather at mistakenly showed forecasts for hurricane force wins in
London and im wriages over four hundred degrees celsius.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, it's slightly concerning if you saw that come upon
a bank call Butt one day took to six o'clock
and said, you know what is going to be facing
FO one hundred degree celsius tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That will give a few people a fright.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
The broadcaster says there was a glitch with the data.
We'll clearly sure there was. And in sport, Raphael Nadal
has announced his retirement from professional tennis.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
The thirty eight year old Spaniard one twenty two Grand
Slam titles, including fourteen at the French Open, the King
of the Clay. His final outing will be for Spain
at the Davis Cup Finals next month.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Now, let's hear some of those conspiracy theories in Jerry.
Of course, a pretty intense hurricane going on over there
in Florida right now. People people will die, unfortunately, is
what it sounds like. And there's a lot of issues
already been caused by this hurricane. But you've found some
conspiracy theory, so just get stuck in to those.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, well, maybe we should come back with those, because yeah,
there's quite a few of them, a lot that's been
engineered by the government. They're all work coming out on
Tektok and he at the moment, it's quite fascinating. I
can kind of understand why people think because it intensified
so quickly, but there's a scientific reason for that.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
We'll share that next to your breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So Hurricane Milton destructive hurricane, once in a century hurricane
causing some real problems over in Florida. Obviously, are three
millionaire without power at this stage. Four are confirmed dead
in Saint Lucy. So she's incredibly destructive. Massive winds, the
storm seage is the main problem, I think by the
looks of it, and anyway, of course, with every major event,

(08:34):
particularly that comes out of the States, as soon as
it happens, the conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Theory starts up.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And there's some interesting ones going around about this hurricane.
I mean, hurricanes form on their own, especially in the
Gulf of Mexico, and they form because there's hot water
that heats up and it rises up with a jet stream.
It starts turning and deepening, and if the water is
warm enough, then it just intensifies, intensifies, intensives.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
What's happened with this hurricane?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
By the way, Welcome to the Haiticki Brieck for former
South Island meet Working and Ice Stewart.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Good morning, gentlemen. Has it all go? I feel like
I'm in a time warp here? That's what I walked
into yesterday.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, except we weren't doing conspiracy so that they so
it intensified really quickly. But they can intensify really quickly
if they've got the right conditions. If the water is
warm enough right and there's a jet stream, it will
intensify fast. So because of that, people think that the
government has created the hurricane. And the reasoning and what
you say, well, why would the government create the hurricane?

(09:31):
And the theory is because it's only hitting red states,
it's only hitting Republican states Florida, Louisiana and Republicans Trump right, yep, Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's heading the Trump So that's saying Biden's whipped up
a category five just to sort of Yeah, but then
what's that going to do? Because when it all blows over,
they'll still vote the same.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Weren't they.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
All?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
So people are thinking that there's been some cloud seating.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well, I'm familiar with allegations of cloud setting. I've just
gotten back from Dubai, which is a very dry country,
but it had a once in a generation rainstorm last year,
allegations that potentially because doesn't rain there very often, was
there a little bit of cloud setting? Did they potentially
overdo it? How do you see the cloud? Wow, that's

(10:20):
a very interesting question. I've done a bit of research
on this and it's great. Great to have a platform
like the Home of Punishing with a chat here on
Radio ho Acky Breakfast to discuss these things. Welcome man.
So nitrate mash and what they'll do is they'll disperse
that high above the clouds. Once it hits the clouds,
it'll be absorbed by the water. The water will then

(10:40):
become too heavy, and that's when it starts to drop.
Once the rain starts, it kicks off like a natural rainfall,
but they can really kick it off.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
What it sounds like, if you were to believe in
cloud seating, then you'd believe in science, and then it
would be strange that you would not be able to
believe the fact that a hurricane like this would be
able to produce sell.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You'd be surprised. The mental gymnastics you can do.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You want to be right, Well, it turns out that
in the Gulf of Mexico there is enough moisture that
you don't need to add more moisture to the top
of any kind of cloud based There's plenty of moisture
and around that area.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I've got it covered.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Ah, they've got moisture covered.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
But did they warm up the seas on purpose to
kick this thing off? Jerry?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
How how would they do checking heaters in the.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Couple of oil bar heaters? Oh wow, in the sea
I reckon maybe one hundred or so of those. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well, the theories will keep coming because as an intensifies
you wait over the next couple of days, they will
get more and more. The weird thing is it's a
congresswoman who's suggesting one of these series, right, I mean,
for goodness sake.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean they're not immune to the conspiracy theory out there. No,
the hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
R Darch Nice Stewart's and This Morning with Mashy as well.
I'm putting you through the Meers Briggs personality tests.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, it's quite comprehensive. It certainly is. Certainly about fifteen
questions throw during supergroove there and I've still got another
six pages.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Will keep going for some time. But I want to
put you through the Meiersburg's personality test because it would
be good just to see how you work with everybody
else here. Yep, I've already done mine. My personality type
is a E N TPA. Oh that makes any sense
to you. It's a debater, right, Apparently I'm a vibrant
intellectual force, always ready to challenge ideas.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
I suppose that is accurate. To be fair, keep reading.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
And the cons Your quick wet an audacious spirit make
you a natural provocateur, thriving on the mental gymnastics of
a good argument. You see the world as a playground
of possibilities, where every conversation is an opportunity to explore
new concepts and challenge the status quiet.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
This is pretty accurate.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, I could laugh at this, but it is annoying
the accurate.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, Unfortunately, my love for the theoretical can sometimes overshadow
the practical. While you excel at generating ideas, you may
find yourself losing interest when it can come to implementation.
This is totally true. The mundane details of everyday life
can feel stifling, leading to a tendency to procrastinate and
lose your initial excitement.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
So why did you get a white on for this
test all of a sudden, Jerry? Did someone notify you
of this test that people can do about their personality?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Hillary was talking about it yesterday. She was saying that
her and mister Barry, her partner, they are turns out
that they are similar personality types, but they actually because
then later on it goes to say, watch personality types
you work well with? Oh yeah, and they actually were
the ideal personality type to work with each other. Really yeah,
because they're similar but slightly similar, but they have slight

(13:40):
differences in areas. You don't want to be complete opposites, no,
but you want to have some traits, but they need
to be complementary traits.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Because do you think if you met yourself and you
know you didn't look like each other's didn't realize do
you reckon? You'd like yourself to get along?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
No, I wouldn't like to go out with myself No, No,
I find relationships. It's quite good to go to someone
who's quite different than.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
You, not not too far different, though.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, you've got to have some ideas, especially if you're
starting a family. Yeah, you don't want one person who's
a helicopter parent and the other person who's a free
range parent. Yeah, that causes terrible problems. We've seen that happen.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You can't both have the same blind spots. No, you know,
you've got to kind of patch over each out a
little bit. Okay, so I'll keep chilling all out this
going way.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, I mean two people who love a drink a couple,
I always think that being a problem, or.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Love a dart the hood at your breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Coming up after seven o'clock. Lots to talk about, including
twenty five years since the first ever Coachella. Oh wow, yeah,
we're going to look back at the lineup from twenty
five years ago.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Have you been, Jerry? I have, Hell, yeah, I have.
It looks incredible, it's a good time.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's in the desert. Yeah, it's in a place called
Palm Desert, which is just out of Palm Springs right
in southern California. I can tell you it's very hot.
It's in April, and even in April, which is not
some of that as spring in the desert, it's still
early thirties.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Really, jeez, they could probably see it. A few clouds
over the top of that thing.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, there's a cooler, zero clouds. They do have dust
storms every now and then.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Did you camp when you were there or.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Did you stay at like at a different type of
destination like a hotel or something like that?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Do I look like have I ever camped in any situation? Man,
there's a question, you.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Know, did you not camp? Chellie? You have to camp it, Gochella,
I did not. I'm not a camper. I can't picture
Jerry putting the tent up. Imagine me.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean only there's only one reason I pitched a
tin in the morning, and even that's happening less and
least nowadays.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Would you glamp like, you know, one of those TP's
a couple. You still get your power and still get
your fridge and all that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh, you know, i'd glamp. You consider a glamp? Hey,
good for you, Jerry. Thanks at the glamb at a
long drop that rolled it out?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh no, thanks, that's not a glamping you a flashy toilet.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
You gotta have a flashy toilet. Yeah, I'm a man.
Other people.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Also, after seven o'clock, why you should be grabbing a
live chicken today and either gently caressing it or maybe
giving it a little kiss on the beak.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, let you know why.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
After seven the Ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Nice day, have your companies this morning on the Hydache
Briefist is Friday, the eleventh of October twenty twenty four.
For my stuff onl and meet work and man Stuart
joins us on the show This morning.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Morning, gentlemen, two coffees and already let's do this.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
And man, she's here as well today Jerry, as I
said earlier in the show tgof brother, thank god it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Have you done your personality test yet, MESHI.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, I have, and I will not be sharing those results.
They are deeply offending to me and everyone that's had
anything to do with me over the last twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Okay, so it was accurate, then you stay away from that.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Worryingly, a few issues around apparently my loyalty and relationships
that we won't be covering commitment of verse emotionally volatile
issues with self control.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
So thank you for this. This is incredibly accurate. Yeah,
and we found that out yesterday, didn't we? With the snapchat?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well there was this yesterday we were talking about AI
and talking to chet GPT. He showed us as a
snapchat a lot of females in there names that I
didn't recognize. No, I've never seen any of those nows. No,
they're not friends that I thought you has kicked off fellas.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
He is the thing.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
He's got control of the buttons. I don't think my
partner's in the cart where it works. You want to
hurt that one? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
But that's enough.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Chat about that.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Up next, why you should be grabbing a chicken and
either patting it gently or giving it a little kiss
on the.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Beach They breakfast a radio.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Today Mania Stuart and Meshy is World egg Day.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
You may not know this, but in his World egg Day.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Okay, what does that mean is eglovers right across the
globe rejoicing, throwing the eggs up in the air, getting excited,
thrying a couple of up, poaching a few, scrambling a
few more, and then just eating them.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Well, i'd say so. I mean, egg's very popular in
New Zealand. Eggs is a brief ghist. I'm all over
an eggs. I mean, I can't eat an egg as
a breakfast because I do a breakfast radio show, which
means that's an impossibility. There's no way to fried apple, though.
I have seen people use the sandwich made.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
George form will use that? Does he? Yeah? Uses that?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Disgusting. He scramble eggs. I'm scrambling. I've seen him trying
to make a soup on the George Forman the other day,
just using a little remember, just all spilled over. Geez.
But wait, so is it just sort of eatible eggs?
Is that what we're discussing here?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Or oh yeah, I mean I think edible eggs or
what type of eggs are you talking about? You're talking
about eggs inside of a female.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I mean, I suppose any eggs edible really is that?
But yeah, that's what That's what I was wondering. Is
this sort of like a fertility thing.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, it's not that sort of it's not that sort
of egg. It's more your egg that's a chicken lays.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Or a duck a duck perhaps, or a quail an ostrich.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Or an ostrich that's a giant egg. So I learned
some interesting egg facts that the egg color is determined
by ear lobes.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Did you know this ear lobes? Yeah, ear lobes.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
So the color of an egg doesn't have anything to
do with the freshness of the egg. The color of
an egg is determined strictly by the breed of the
hen and corresponds to the color of the hen's ear lobe.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
I don't think I've ever seen a chicken's ear lob.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, let alone an ear. Well does the chicken chicken heavy? Is?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Do they chickens heavy?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
They definitely have ears because you can scare them. But
tiny little ear lobes.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well, you know the bits that stick down.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
So does the color of the egg do you think
matched the color of the yelow? Whereas it's just correlate
to the color of the yelobe.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, I'm not sure if it if it correlates, but
it definitely it has an effect on whatever color of
the ear lobe is has an effect on the color
of the of the egg.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
And they do that that you will have seen them.
They're just sort of hanging off the side of the
head there, you know, where there's the the sort of
how would you describe that litt dangly bit off the girdle. Yeah,
off the bottom of the throat there, just behind that
one of those little dangly bits. That's their ear low.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You've brought up some beautiful pictures of chickens there, I
really lovely looking chickens.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Really rolled the on googling chicken earlobs. I was wondering
if I was getting walked into something there.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
The other thing shift's hats, you know, chif's hats, those
weird hats are influenced by eggs. What well, Traditionally the
chef's hat the amount of folds and the schiff's hat
meant the amount of ways that you could do eggs.
Your expertise and eggs.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
So I'd have two folds because I could fry them
where I could scramble them.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
You can't poach.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I can't poach. Oh my god. I'm even terrible at
boiling them if I'm honest. Oh my god. This goes
to my theory on eggs.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, that the further south you go like that, if
you cross the cock straight. You won't see a poached
egg that. Wellington is the capital of post eggs.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I love scrambled and then you go, you go to
Wellington to poach, and then you start getting into fried.
The further south you go, the more fried eggs you see.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, you frying them. It's just too hat. I mean
you cook them for five different people. You're not poaching.
How many eggs can you poach it one time? That's
a good point one, right, I mean I don't know.
I can't poach an egg.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, you can poach.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
You can poach.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It depends on the size. So sometimes if you've got
say a pan, and then you fill the pan with water, right,
you know, like a fry pan sort of thing, you
can poach multiple eggs in there, depending on the size.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
So you'd have three folds in your Look.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I can do a scram I can do a poach,
you'll on, I can do a boil a fry Would.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
You do a scramble in a microwave? Are you doing
scramble on a fry pan?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I do a scramble and a pan and a saucepan,
your standard saucepan. Yep, Yeah, that's the probably the preferred
type of.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Egg eating in my family. Would you consider an omelet
to be separate from a scrambled egg? Yeah? I do.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, Well, because it's like a that's a fry, that's
basically an ome it's like a fried scrambled egg.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
I'll chuck another fold. Hat you can do an omelet.
I've got three folds. There we go. So it's World
Egg day to day.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Really, I knew that you'd be a Friday eggy. There's
no poached eggs that the meat works.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
It's for sure, you breakfast with Jeremy Wells alreadio.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
But it's World Egg day to day.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I've just found out your theory about the further south
you go, the less you'll find a poached egg, and
in fact, does that extend to just all sorts of
egg preparations. The further south you go, the fewer there are. Well,
what other egg preparations are you talking about? Well, you're omelet, yep,
I don't think you'll see an omelet too far south.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, you wouldn't give an omelet further south? I mean
the White taking I'd say the White Tachi River. Yeah,
it's basically the boundary for an omelet. You would never
give an omelet further south than the White Techi River.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, I lived on one side of that river and
went to high school on the other side, and I
actually didn't see an omelet on either side.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
To me, Yeah, it's very rare. Actually there's ticks here though.
I'm from the Deep South. Love a poached egg. See
you be an outlier? Oh, yeah, you'd be an outlier.
I mean, if you want to really, I mean, are
you okay? That's what I would say. That text is everything.
You're right reaching out to you, beat you lonely with
you with your poached eggs down there.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, you'd be the exception that proves the rule. Probably
I hadn't become aware of this until you've just pointed
it out. Now. My missus will poach an egg, but
you know we live in Auckland now, so you know
she might have assimilated.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah. I wasn't a big fan of growing up on
a poached egg, and then I met Tossy. My partner
and her family were very poached egg focused.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Really.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
They were poaching eggs left right and send it up,
poaching eggs for dinner.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
They're a poach family.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
They they just poached that poached egg, real poached egg
relators post.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I don't know what you call it. That's their tea
hunger yea, yeah, they just they love it is. You're
a scrambled family.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We were very much a fried family. Oh yeah, here
we were fried.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Sunny side up?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Or was it frobbing fried on both sides?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It was sunny side up?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I won't have anything to do with an over easy.
Oh really, Heath was an over easy.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
What if you're putting it into a sandwich like a
like a bacon buddy type situation, then I'll go over
easy yea that yeah, just just so the yo will
firm up a little bit. Nothing worse. Yolk squirts everywhere.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh I know, But I mean there's nothing worse than
getting a poached egg, particularly at a cafe, and it's
got a hard yolk.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Oh no, I mean you want to run a yolk?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Not easy to do, no, because of course you're making
it and then it's got to get its way out
to you at the table. Sometimes it takes minutes, and
in those minutes it can definitely firm up.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, and I've seen when people try and poach an egg.
You know, there'll be vinegar involved. Sometimes there'll be salt
to be oiled. There's all sorts. There's a whirlpool in
the middle of the pot. I think that's why you
don't see it down South. No time for all that
backing around.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I would say this about scrambled eggs, and I do
love scrambled eggs, but I would say this, and that
is that the cleanup is bloody annoying. If your pan
is not non sticky. If your pan's quite sticky, you're
in deep, deep trouble. Yeah, but even so, when you're
doing the folding and stuff, it ends up getting a
whole lot of crap luke from Ragling. Good morning, welcome

(24:54):
to the show.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Oh good, well, that's good to be on the show.
How's it going good?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Are you a fan of the poached?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
See, I've got a theory here that poaching goes. I
think it started in the South Island and it came
north and then it just got forgotten about because if
you think about it a poached the egg, you're just
over egging it, calling it poach. It's just boiling an egg.
You can boil anything, boil cabbage, boiled, carrots, boiled potatoes

(25:21):
for about forty five minutes until the pen goes right there.
All from the South Island.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's a good point. So you're saying that whether the
shell is on the egg or not, it is boiling.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
And so exactly, yeah, exactly day one day I broke
that one. Oh look at that. We just boil it
without the shell on. You're cutting out the middle.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Then you've done. I don't mind it, so you reckon
poaching eggs was exiled from the South, originated in the South,
and then was exiled to the North Island.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah. I think it might have evolved to the point
where you know, you've got to get the perfect amount
of running this there. But before that it was just
you just get the shell off, boil it for about
twenty minutes until it goes like a sort of a
deep blue color. When the goes that color, you know
it's done.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, all right, thanks for your cool, Luke. There's a
lot of tecks coming in from the Deep South living
in the cargoll. Do all types of eggs poached?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
This isn't a person.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I'm luck if you folds in your cap there there's
another text. Has Tony Street googled Rusty trombone yet. Goodness
me saw.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
That last night. We need to address it. We need
to address it.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, we should talk about that next Actually, Tony Street
and the Rusty trombone nickname Old Trombony, that's what people
are calling in our Rusty Trombone Street.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
R Hdarchy seven thirty two on the Hidachy Breakfast. Time
for the latest news headlines, rescues and recovery if it's
are ongoing in Florida after Hurricane Milton. NBC is reporting
that there have been ten deaths across various parts of
the state.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Obviously thoughts and prayers. It's pretty incredible what's gone on
across there at the moment. Well, as I was sitting
down last night scrolling through Instagram reels, is I spent
too much time doing these days and what you can
see now of these types of major weather events is
actually slightly terrifying me. My partner loses. You two both
know quite well. We were scrolling through and the amount
now that is there were people live streaming from their

(27:17):
basement type stuff, and then all that kind of thing
straight out of Florida going through it, like the people
filming outside their houses you can see everything now, which
is so terrifying. But also what I found fascinating is
everyone's been asked to write on pretty much every single
limb of their is a date of birth, first name,
last name, and the next of kin. So what there's
videos that are going out there as well on Instagram
reels at the moment of children, you know, writing their

(27:38):
own names on their arms and stuff like that. It's
really yeah, it's amazing what you can see now. I
know that's a slightly dark note there to take things
down this morning, but what.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Okay, really though, So you're writing your name on your
limb with the next of kin leaving your house, what
are you how are you going.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
To lose your limbs because your house might leave in
the hurricane? Well, I mean across the state? Are writing
it on each of your limbs, like parently, on all
four of them, just in case you lose the arm
or the league.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Oh see, I wasn't is it because on the off jime,
she lose a lumb is it? I just assumed you
if you were just lost yourself, then maybe someone could
identify you and hopefully, I don't know, get you home.
I suppose it's also just a slight sign of desperation.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, that's that's quite did tell the girls on your
snapchat about all the night. He did not do that.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Our grocery shop and the UK says she was knocked
unconscious after a discounted coulieflower fell on her head. The
woman says she's still suffering symptoms, including neck pain and anxiety.
She's considering legal action against the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Why's it important that it's discounted.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Where are the coulieflowers stored?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I'm confused. Why discounted coulieflowers? That's what That's the real
crime here. Wow, and our sport.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Shawn Johnson has passed the physical exams required to ensure
he's fit to represent New Zealand and the Pacific Championships.
The halfbacks come out of retirement to fill in for
injured Jerome Hughes. Johnson struggled with an Archille's tendon injury
during the NRL season.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
This is this is really interesting. This all happened overnight.
It's I also how strenuous for the physical exams. We
have no other halfback. The physical exam was are you
and better Nick than Stacey Jones? Right now?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Out of his Stacey Jones ready to go, Little General,
they would have.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Looked at him. God yeah, so yeah, what about that.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'd love to see the Little General put the jersey
on again.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Just squeeze himself into a tree. Excel get out there.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radiody.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
How to kick off the A League season.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Radio Hurdarcke has teamed up with Auckland FC and we're
giving you the chance to win up to five thousand
dollars with the Radio Hurdarky Double team. So it's you
and a mate end goal facing the onslaught of an
Auckland FC striker. They've got to try and kick it
past you. Every ball you say you win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Or any ball that just hits you and doesn't go in, yep,
that's a save. Yeah what if they missed the goal.
I don't think that counts as a save, does it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I think we're relying on some form of charity here
from all the leaf CEA strikers. I think at some
point they're going to go. You know what, I feel
sorry for these two people standing in goal. Maybe we
put one over the crossbart and maybe that is a
thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Actually, good point you guys, because I think that that's
putting pressure on the striker if they miss go, I
think that's a thousand I don't know. I need to
look at the t's and thought myself. But if you're missed,
then that's that's a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well, use the goalie have put them off enough that
they've missed.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah. So people have been registering for this at Hurdaky
dot co dot dead and we have drawn a winner,
and Ethan joins us on the line. Now, good morning, Ethan,
welcome to the Hidaky Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Good morning to night, good morning match. How are we
very well?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Thank you Ethan, very well. Have you ever played You
played much football.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
There, Ethan.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
I've played a few years of football, but not too sharp.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Of the key.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, all right, who are you going to choose to go?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
And go with you?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Ethan.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
I've got my good mate Logan also also a bit
of a star star player, but also not much of
a keeper.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okay, Ethan, So if you so, your mate. I hate
to focus on these types of things, but the aesthetic
of them to build up the physical kind of appearance
of him. What have you gone for if you're gone
for a unit. Have you gone for a bit of lank,
Have you gone for some height or are you keeping
it small and hoping that he's an ag ol man.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
We've gone, We've gone for a little lank, So hopefully
that's that's the way to go. Spot bones.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, okay, that helps.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now if the ball goes between you, have you talked tactics,
because if you both dive at the same time towards
each other, I'm worried about a head clash.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
I'll be honest. When we were playing, we're both gone
for the ball at the same time before, so we
kind of know what's going to go down man and
ball situations.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
As long as you know what's possible and the other
thing I think is important. And I'm sure you've got
this cover because you play a bit of football boots.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Yeah, I definitely got those. Be able to go on
in the wheat house, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Okay, good. So you've got to be able to move?
Are you? Are you? Are you deliver around the Auckland
region where you'll be jumping on the Auckland f C
bandwagon this season?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Well, I'll very much be jumping on the Auckland Gifted
band Wagon.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Good on you, Ethan.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, so you and Logan you mate, are going
to be facing the Auckland f C striker I believe
next week sometime. So best of luck, Ethan. I hope
you win lots and lots of money. Five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Up for grabs, very much, thanks, Thanks, it's.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
A pleasure, Ethan, good to talk to you. So there
we go. That'll be interesting. Will report back on that
next week. I want to come out and watch see
how we go. Five thousand dollars. It's good. It's good
payday for that.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Is it going to split that with logand'ing here?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
We didn't ask that breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
We've put Manaiah Stewart here, who's coming in and helping
us out on the Hidache Breakfast, former South Island meatworker
through a personality test. Just good to work out whether
or not you're the type of personality who should be
in this environment working around the show.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Well, someone say there's no right personality we put in
this environment.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, we've put Mashed through a test as well. I've
also put myself through a test. Yes, this is of
course the world renowned Melton Briggs. Is it Myers Briggs
personality Test? So you end up with a whole lot
of letters. Yes, I'm an E and TP. Oh yes,
which is a debater? Yep, I've just done the same one.

(33:32):
I has spit out E n TP as well. You're
an E n TP.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, I'm a debater.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Okay, So you have to go through a whole lot
of questions. It's about twenty five pages long. Oh yeah,
I asked you a whole lot of scenarios, how you'd
react in certain situations.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's quite It's got an examination of your personality, isn't it?
Even some of the questions that I just have never
had to answer about myself. I'm like, oh boy, I.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Found most of the questions were almost identical. It's like,
do you care about this? Do you really care about people?
Basically the bottom line personality tears. So you've come in
as an E and TP. What have you come in
as measure?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh that's a good question. I've come in with a
few more leaders. I'm an E in F P H
T Oh what the what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I have absolutely no idea what it means, but it's
his and brackets a campaigner.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, you're a.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Vibrant force of enthusiasm, creativity, and idealism.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Apparently it got into this test. Vibrant force.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, I'm a vibrant force of enthusiasm.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You boys know that? Well you do? You really really popped?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, so those.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
People say mash, I say, vibrant.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Force of enthusiasm. Okay, so did you answer honestly?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
I thought I answered honestly.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Reverses for the second hal I mean, shure.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Shall we compare some of our answers here, because if
you scroll down, boys, once you've done this trait, you've
then then puts in some like it kind of forms category.
So you've got personality traits, relationships, your career path, that
top thing. Shall we start up the top with personality trait? Okay, sure, Jerry,
what does that say? You're number one personality traits?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I am intuitive?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Oh that's the same as mine.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yes, I am intuitive as well, ninety six percent intuitive,
but you're ninety six percent. The opposite side is observant.
We are not observant in this room, only not. I'm
eighty two percent thinking. So on this spectrum, it's thinking
versus feeling. I'm all thinking.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Okay, I'm fifty I'm fifty one percent thinking, yeah, forty
nine percent feeling.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Now here's where it gets racist. It is said ninety
four percent prospecting. Now what do they mean by prospecting?
Is this question? Do you guys get prospecting? Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
No, I was sixty eight percent prospecting.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
And this is the one that I really want to
know about you guys. What did you get for turbulent? Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay, so I was. I was fifty seven percent between
assertive and turbulent. I was fifty seven percent halfway. Yeah,
we are you MESHI.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I'm sixty eight percent turbulent.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh this is accurate, se, I'm this is accurate.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
If this makes you feel any better measure, Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's impressive. Okay, So just quickly we'll go down to
the relationship area, because I think that's that's important.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yes, So for me and Jerry, we've got the same one,
I think. So our strengths are engaging conversationalists, enthusiastic support,
adaptable partner weaknesses, emotionally unaware. That's what I've got. I've
got to say, debate prone. This is me, commitment, hesitant, yep,
total and Jerry pointing the figure at you spotlight oriented?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, my god, that's just me to a t.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I didn't think that this was going to happen to
me this morning. When I came in here, I was like, Oh,
I'll just hang out with Jerry and Matt.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'll put you through the myyes process mess you. What
are your strengths and relationships?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Apparently I'm an idea generator and an adaptable problem solver
and enthusiastic motivator and a skilled networking We're not going
to touch on the weaknesses.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
What are your weaknesses?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Serial snapchatter and keepers downstairs in his pants, rigorous self pleasure.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Don't say here, easily distracted and impulsive.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Soy that does check out?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I seem emotional as well, OK, come on, sheepers, creepers
the hood.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Nice to have you with us on the heart Achy
Breefast This morning, Friday, the eleventh of October twenty twenty four,
former South Island meat working Nice Stewart joins us.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
This morning morning is flying by fellas. I don't know if
that's a good thing or a bad things. My actual
workday starts in earnest and we finished here. Oh, I
got a whole day to go after this. Sheep is creepers.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Now she's here as well. Good morning, she's all on
this morning International Egg Day. We're talking about weather, we're
talking about personality tests, and I think this hour we're
talking about what driving.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
We're going to talk about driving, and later on we're
going to talk to Greg Murphy, a former Baptist winner,
Greg Murphy. He's over on Mount Panorama as we speak.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I was looking at the tab odds can't split them.
There's no prohibitive favorite here. I think Van Gisbergen was
about two dollars fifty last year and this year no
one's the clear favorite, so there could be a bit
of money to be made there.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
We'll be chatting to Greg Murphy. We've also got some
other questions that we want to put to them around
driving and some theories that both MANI and I have
and in fact the person who are about to talk
to next ACC head G Lane, he's part of the
reason that I formed this particular theory and I might
put my theory to home next breakfast already, so great

(38:25):
pleasure to welcome from carwoh Ireland. ACC head G Lane Morning,
G Lane Morning.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Not a hell of a lot of sport going on
this weekend, so this may be a very very short update.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Was America's Cup starting on Sunday?

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Oh that's true. Yeah, America's Cup this weekend. It's one
of those ones where you know, if we win, does
it come back to New Zealand. If it doesn't, I
don't care.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, I mean the Cup does, but then Russell Coots
will have an argument with Chris Luxen and then it'll
probably not be here again, won't it. Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:56):
That courtesy GP mate, all.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Right, courtesy Minike. He's out states dults, No Gelane. I
don't think it comes back to New Zealand. Well, the
Cup comes back to the Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron
and sits in a case really be smashed by someone
with a hammer. But the actual racing itself. I think
Dolts has said that, No, we'll never see racing here

(39:21):
in New Zealand ever again.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Oh that's a shame, because I really enjoyed, you know,
the coverage of absolute Auckland wounders on the back of
their launcher shirtless drinking pals that it was a real
highlight for me a highlight of the year watching that.
It was great stuff. But it is a little bit
of spice in the America's Cup because Sir Ben Ainsley
he has made the final against New Zealand and he
could have been a beast with Blair shot around from

(39:46):
sale GP. I think he might have called him a
wanker at some stage, an arrogant wanker after the Great
Britain team cut them off during a race in which
they weren't even contenders, and he yelled at them around
something around being you've won two America's Cup, you're so
bloody arrogant. Wow, he's one nun to stick it in
your ahle.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I think we've got some audio here.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Hi, I heard that.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Because you want so long?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Wow, he's like an acqua.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
He's like an acqua beer grill.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
He's got a posh kind an annoying accent. But because
what what did happen is as Team New Zealand, the
tail GP New Leon team were going for a win,
they were coming second. Great Britain were out of the
race and they hadn't even round the mark and they
cut New Zealand off so they couldn't even compete. So
that's why Blick's like, you're not even in the race,
you loser, and that's when that's when Aim teed off.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
So he's a better spice, a bit of spice in.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
The America's Cup. So hopefully we can get some revenge
on them.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
And then just sailing is just rich guys all arguing
with each other, isn't it. That's all I've done. That's
why I've got Old Dalton and Coots mixed up because
they're always just threatening to take the racing away from us.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, and then whatever happens, they end up in a
court at the end of it. I mean half the
time they're just arguing over stuff in court and what
judge is actually what judge is qualified to make any
ruling on that. Normally they're worried about whether they're putting
murderers in jail and stuff like that. All of a
sudden they worried about which rich person has a cup.
It's a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I suppose the other racing that's going on this weekend
is Bathhurst, isn't it over in Mount Panorama. I was
looking at the TB before lane. They can't split them.
There's no clear favorite. Last year, I think there was
the Giz, but now of course he's over in NASCAR.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Do you go with the hard g when you when
you give him the nickname rather than the soft and g.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It goes rather than the jizz.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
Yeah, my money's on the Kiwi Hind, Gamma Hiding, Gamma, Garner,
Hide and Gardner. That's the My money's on him. He's
about the only KEYI I know that's in the in
the race. I know there's a few other little Kiwis
in there, but it's just not the same without the Kiz,
without the jizz that the jigs flying around Mount Panorama.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, well, there's a there's a theory actually that I'm
going to put to Greg Murphy a little later on
in the.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Show, and it does involve.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Sexuality, ye, d Because my belief is that the way
that you drive represents the way that you are in bed,
and it can be, it can be, it can manifest
itself in a couple of ways. Certainly in a parallel
park if you're not capable of parallel parking, you're probably
a bit scratching around the sack as well. But also

(42:47):
depending on your smoothness of driving, it signals what you
like between the sheets and what if you but.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
What if you ram a parallel park like a tent pig?
What is that' say about you? You know, like I'm
screaming and screaming handbrake on? What does that say about you?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
You know, executive? What that says about you? That says
that you you get in there? WEMBM, Thank you man.
And interestingly, driving with eug Lane. I've done a lot
of driving with you over the years, and to tell
you what you are impatient you You have a weird
throttle technique where you put your foot up and down
on the throttle all the time with the car surging
forward and forward and back.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
You don't think about others that are coming along on
the journey with you.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
The g lane never, not once.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
He's selfish while we're throwing stones.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I don't know if you've driven with a nice sture.
Potentially he hasn't.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
He's not even allowed to drive company cars.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
It's so bad.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
He has almost blind anyone else on the road. That's
why he doesn't like motors. Boy, That's why all it
motigates because he is a total auto tard.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
So I don't know what that is about him.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I don't know if you've ever been in the cars,
move off driving. I don't know where these allegations are
coming from.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
She drives at thirty on the inside lane, very very slowly.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Actually the hood at your breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Already Bathurst one thousand is on this weekend, one.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Hundred and sixty one laps in Mount Panorama. Fury. You've
got a you've got a theory around the driving man.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I certainly do. And we're going to talk to Greg
Murphy a little later on. I'd love to put this
theory to him. But my theory is based around the
similarity between your driving style and your belief in the bedroom.
And I think there's a correlation between the two.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah. And it's a direct correlation, isn't it. How you drive, yeah,
is how you perform in the bedroom. Yeah. Fast and
furious equals fast and furious.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Slow and methodical equals slow and methodical. HAP hazard means
hap hazard.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
If someone was you know, what, if there was someone
out there who had ram rated, say Michael Hill jeweler,
would that'd also be a ram rator in the bedroom?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Irresponsible? You know, irresponsible in charge of a vehicle.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
And they just take for themselves absolutely with reckless disregard
for any other party.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
See years ago, I put my theory to the test
here on the Matt and Jerry Show in regards to
parallel parking, because I think it definitely can relate to
parallel parking and spatial awareness. And I went against Matt
in a parallel parking test and I just backed it
in there as you do, because you know, I'm an
old man. I've done a bit of parking in my time.
Park plenty of cars.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
You're so smug about this, done plenty of drive.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Matt had a shocker.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Matt couldn't get into the park. He just about hit
the car. He took three goes. He ended up hitting
the curb.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Not a pylon on Matt. But he now has a
park now that he's upstairs. And I saw his car
downstairs and the left hand side wheels the rooms shot
the bits, Yeah, goes into steep. They've been curved so much.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, he's like driving is not his strength. Here's many strings,
but driving is not one of them. So it's interesting
because Lauren, who's measures.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Partner number ten on his Snapchat contact list.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yes, it doesn't even feature on the snapchatsnapchat. Anyway, Lauren's
coming to the studio because she's delivered Mesh a coffee.
Very nice of you to do the show you, Lauren.
We're talking obviously about sexual abilities and driving, so you're
the perfect person to bring in to this conversation, because

(46:22):
how would you describe Mesh's driving?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Well, I was going to say straight up the guts, but.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Then straight off the guts.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Who describes the gut?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I don't know if she was talking about driving a right,
So I'm just going to need a second half of that.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I'm gonna describe it as straight up the guts, but
you decided not to. That's still what I'm settling with.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I think straight up the guts. We need to find
this slightly darling. It's not like it. He doesn't go.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
He's not too fast, it's not too slow.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Okay, I just want to clarify.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
We didn't tell.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Did We didn't know what you were going to say,
So just to clarify. After the straight up the gats comments,
so you're thinking kind of nothing special, just kind of,
you know, nothing nothing to quirk, nothing.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Calm behind the wheel, calm, relaxed, steady.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Ye, smooth, definitely smooth. Okay, so that's just driving. He'll
get you from A to B.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Safely?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yes, yep?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
And does that correlate to his abilities?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I mean you don't need to describe every part of
his abilities in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
But does that does that correlate to measure his performance
in the bedroom?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Line?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yes, I would say he's smooth.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And there we go.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Okay, theory stands up, it checks out, it checks out.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
God, are we happy with that conversation? I don't know,
it was all a bit too much.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Your follow up Chrishum And I know you're not a
fan of my driving.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yours is terrified.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Really, I almost killed me. You've only been in the
car the.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Once, okay, so you just about kill people in the sect.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
You almost rear ended.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
The Hury breakfast already, Hury still.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Still reeling from your partner Lauren's comments around Ni Stu
are always were ending people whenever he's driving.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Always.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
She said that she's been on the vehicle with you
multiple times and you've nearly rear ended. To me, you're
always and my correlation between the driving.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
And and your performance in the bedroom, Yeah, it's interesting
for you and I I was taken aback by then
going straight up the guts. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Well was she was just an unusual explanation of his
driving because she really meant slow and steady, right straight
down the middle.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Methodical.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, man, neither.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Good nor bad. To be fair, I'll actually take it.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
You know what. Once we got pasted up straight up
the gats comment, I'm quite happy with that. Some methodical
was fine, I suppose yeah, no, you should be.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
No, yeah, I did be better than minile fractuation on
the accu to f The other day, I wasn't looking
and I'd come up to an intersection just about rear
ended someone so much so that Joe Jury and the
passenger seat took evasive action.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
He turned sideways and pulled his knees up to his
geez and that was in the sack.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
So my driving, we wrote Greg movie on the show
after eight point thirty Live from Mount Panorama plus the
World's Top twenty Drivers. Where is New Zealand feature in
terms of countries? When is New Zealand feature in the
World's Best Driving Countries list?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Act you Breakfast with We already.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
H eight thirty two on the Hidaky breakfast time for
the latest news headlines. US President Joe Biden says Florida
residents shouldn't go outside until they're given the all clear
by officials. Biden says Hurricane Milton has caused extensive damage.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
No crap.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
The head of the Navy wants answers by next month
on how the Manuanui hit a reef and sunk and
sar more at the weekend. Is also trying to shut
down further speculation.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Still no further info on this situation that seems so
strange to me.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
How much good they be. They just crashed it, right,
we crashed it.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I guess they want to know whether it was mechanical failure, right,
maybe they lost a rudder or human era. Yeah, maybe
they maybe the engines stopped or something. I mean, you'd
have to say something, either it's mechanical era or it's
human era, right, And.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
You would have thought if it was mechanical the people
that the humans that were involved with that might have
been trying to shout that from the rooftops a little
bit sooner than a week on.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I reckon, Yeah, I reckon, And he's saying I'm going
to shut down speculation it's like, well, you can't share
it down.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Speculation ever worked.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Like we're speculating, right, Yeah, it doesn't work like that.
And the longer it takes. So when is it so
they're looking for answers by next month?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Well, was the driver on their phone? They just pick
up they get a text, they picked it up and
then they rear ended the reef.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I did some weird speculation.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I heard a lot of it that there was love
making on the bridge.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Oh I'm meant to that speculation.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, I mentioned love making in the bridge and the
navy and in Sport. Harry Brook has scored three hundred
and seventeen for England. On the fourth day of the
opening cricket Test against Pakistan and Milthan, the tourists declared
at oh my god, eight hundred and twenty three for seven,
the fourth highest total in.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
History at that point, just keep going, you know, what's
the point?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
So one hundred and fifty two for six at stumps,
a deficit of one hundred and fifteen.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
This has been a road for the first couple of
days and now it's turning square essentially, is it what
they're saying?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Eight hundred and twenty three for seven I had someone else,
wouldn't you just thry and go for a thousand?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I would on thousand for four.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
People win test matches all the time. People don't score
a thousand in an innings very often.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
So where's Multan? Is that in Pakistan?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I could not tell you.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
It says the IBO scored three hundred and seventeen. The
tourists are cleared. So the tourists okay, yeah, right, So
I assume that that's in Pakistan, right. They don't always
play tests na Pakistan and Pakistan.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
They might be in the UAE or Qatar or something
like that. It seems that they've prepared a road of
national significance totally.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Later on, Greg Murphy joins us on the Hidache Breakfast.
Up next, which country is the best driver in the world?
Where do they come from? Which countries? Where does New
Zealand sit the.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Hucky breakfast Alreadio Hurchy.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
We've been talking about driving this morning. Bathfist one thousand
is on this weekend. We're going to be talking to
Greg Murphy in around about ten minutes time.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
We've got a couple of theories about driving. Jerry, We've
just explored your theory about how your driving correlates to
your performance in the bedroom? Did I see there was
a text come through about the driver of the boat? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
There was actually someone was saying that the mon I
mean the driver of the manuwan Nui was rubbish in
the bedroom. With your theory, I'm not sure whether you
can definitely whether it goes boats as well, because driving
boat is so different to driving a car. The boat
moves in a completely different way, and there's wind. You've
got to take into consideration all sorts of things.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yes, but your approach to driving it would be the same.
And I think that's the correlation, isn't it. It's the
way you approach the driving of the thing. And I
don't think that necessarily means they were bad, Yeah, but
it definitely describes their approach.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, if you end up on a reefur so something,
doesn't it. So there's a study out and it talks
about the where the world's best drivers come from, the
countries that they come from, and I think it's actually
based on on uber and the way that people drive
and their ubers.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I think that's what's happened. Is this like the study
we read yesterday that was from an insect repellent company.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, that was an interesting This one says that the
best drivers in the world come from Switzerland.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Okay, I've never been to Switzerland.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I viewed you as I have, and.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
They do drive well in Switzerland. Yeah, actually they do.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
In fact, the place that I went to, which was
up in the mountains, a place called Verbia, they do
a lot of drunk driving. Okay, it's not a problem, really,
they the Swiss are really weird. Is it illegal over
there to drink drive? It became illegal and people were outraged.
People were furious about it because the Swiss loved to
drink at lunchtime. It's a big part of their culture

(54:50):
that I have to have a glass of wine at lunchtime,
couple of glasses of wine, and then they get in
the car and drive. And of course you're dealing with
some interesting conditions in Switzerland because you'll have quite windy
roads the mountains. It's not just someone's in New Zealand
in a way. Actually, no sort of central otargos I'm picturing.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, the swisser up there, that
doesn't surprise me. They are good. They were good drivers.
We may need to compile the top twenty drunk drivers countries.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah. Yeah, some places are certainly more open to that
than others. Yeah, yeah, weirdly enough. Number two, the UAE.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I massively disagree with this. I've just come back from
the UAE, and I have never been closer to dying
than on the roads and the UAE. Every road everywhere
there is about four lanes wide. But the lanes are
more of a suggestion than a rule. They would just
swerve wherever. I don't care, and if that's three lanes
across and see their exit, they'll just dive bomb you
at one hundred and foot. This is the other thing

(55:46):
about the roads over there. They have the speed limits
about one for it's not enforced, but they have a
minimum speed limit of eighty kilometers on the highways. Wow,
a minimum, So you will get a ticket if you're
driving slower than eighty kilometers, and that's because the locals
will be coming past it at about two hundred and
a g wagon.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, I think when it rains. Gilane was telling me
he used to live over there, and he was said,
when it rains, it's absolute carnage bedlam.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, it rained while I was over there, and they
all pulled off onto the side of the road with
the side of the road sand, and now it's raining,
so you've got all these guys just bogged down on
the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I once went to Libya and I got picked up
at the airport by a person in a toured a
Caldina and yeah, Caldina station wagon a no sedan. Oh okay,
how many caves? Probably about by the looks of it,
about two hundred and ten. And we got straight from
the airport. We turned onto it, like you were saying

(56:43):
in the UA, like a four lane highway. Yeah, hardly
anyone on it. And he proceeded to go through.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
There was a manual.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
He proceeded to go through the gears. We went up
like forty thirfty sixty, didn't fang it, just slowly sort
of packing up pace eighty ninety hundred, one hundred and ten.
I was like, oh, yeah, okay, we'll settled in about
one hundred and ten. This guy likes to drive reasonably
one hundred and twenty, one hundred and thirty, one hundred
and forty.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I was like, oh, this is interesting. One hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I'm like, wow, when you get past one fifty I
always thought that's a yeah, that's a that's a real milestone.
One fifty one sixty. He wasn't slowing down. He was
still going one seventy. This Kaldena shouldn't have been going
one hundred and seventy. He's at one hundred and eighty.
It only goes up to one hundred and eighty on
the speedo, and I said that I don't think we

(57:29):
need to. He's swerving around cars, not indicating. He was
finger at red lining red lining that we got up
to one eighty. I mean we were going faster I
think than one eighty. Yeah, it was absolutely terrifying.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
It's madness. I'm looking down the list. I don't see
Germany on there, and I sort of would have assumed
that Germany would be in the top twenty countries. You
just sort of think autobarn the gym is a good driver,
great drivers. Yeah, we were just in Germany. Yeah they're fast,
that fast, but they're courteous. I reckon, And this is
only from the countries I've been to. The English of
the best drivers, because they drive with what i'd call

(58:06):
an aggressive courtesy. They all know the rules and they
all abide by them. Yeah, so there's no you know
how here in New Zealand, there'll be some old codger
who's got right of way and he'll wave you through.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yes, this is one of my biggest pit peeves.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
It'll bring the whole block, the whole neighborhood to it.
Need Yeah, because the other thing is you're probably getting
waved on into oncoming.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Try exactly exactly coming up soon, Greg Murphy live from
Mount Penera.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Theod Ay Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already HODARKI.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
So we're trying to get hold of Greg Murphy, the
four time Badthurst one thousand winner, but she's pretty early.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
In the morning over there in Mount Panorama at the moment. Yeah,
what would that be? So it's eight fifty six fifty
and the race is still another couple of days now, Jerry,
No one knows first night fever quite like the acc
And where is that go off? If you're going to
Spear Day and you're back with all your mates, know,

(59:01):
all of a sudden the bath is you know, Oregon
Murf would have been digging up as his slab of
bourbons that he buried in the hill there at Mount Panorama. Yeah, well,
that's what you do, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So Mount Panorama traditionally you turn up because it's kind
of a as a wilderness area, is that right?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Yeah, Well, just a couple of years ago they had
to stop the race for an a kidney that was
walking across the track. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I've seen a kangaroo bounce across before.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that happened.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
In fact, I think Merth nearly had a kangaroo once.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Yeah that rings a bell.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, But people used to go up there and about
three weeks before the race dug a massive hole, bury
all of your booze because I think you're allowed to
take a certain amount of booze, Like it's a crazy
amount that you're allowed to take, but it's not quite
enough for a lot of the racing fans over there.
I mean there's some serious bogan action, oh one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
So yeah, they'll they'll bury them in Mount Panorama and
then then dig them up. I wonder if now as
a measure, because so many people know about that, you've
probably got security guards going around the hill with a
we metal detect that just is a slab.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, that's why you always want to be Probably glass
bottles of Bourbon's probably the way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I used to work with Stephen McIver, who was the
voice of Motorsports here in New Zealand for for the
longest time, and he's got a great story about the
first day he went to Bathurst to cover it. And
so he's walking up Pitt Lane, first time he's ever
been there. He's going to be on TV. He's very excited.
So he donned his finest what he described as a

(01:00:24):
salmon shirt right right, and a pair of loafers, and
he was walking up pitt Lane and he said, people
are throwing the cans of bourbon that they dug out
of the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Salmon shit goes down?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Well a, yeah, they're an unlikely peering Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And oh you're allowed twenty four cans a day. Okay, okay,
so is that to bring in You're allowed twenty four?
Oh yeah, okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
So twenty four ken, that's not enough for just so
each person. So the four of us going there, Yeah,
I can't do math, but that's almost one hundred, one
hundred bourbons seventy two is it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
I think it's for year? Well, four of us go
in there, yeah, four then we've got eighty four ninety six.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Ninety six bourbons. I reckon that'll get us there. I
reckon that'll probably get us there. If we had it,
it'd be dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah, we can't get a hold of mirp She's going
to wake up to about forty five minus calls from
Dilly out there in studio.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
But I think Paul mirth.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
But I did cinematics last night, going Murph, any chance
a bit of beths Chat tomorrow on the Herdicker Breakfast
and he said, sure thing, mate, No guarantees that I'll
be able to pick up though well actually no, he
did say, yeah, that's not a problem, but he said
plans could be changing as we're heading out this evening
for a bit of a team dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Oh good on him. I wonder what it's like for
Greg Murphy to go along, because I mean he's won
four times. He's a massive legend when it comes to
motor racing, especially in Australia. I mean in New Zealand, yes,
but in Australia it's huge. There's it's a massive in Australia.
Spugg and Christmas over there, isn't it really massive? And
so what happens when he goes to bed. This is
he sort of wander around. I imagine he gets sort

(01:02:01):
of swamped standing ovations wherever he goes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I would imagine everywhere he goes, Smurf gets swamped. Yeah,
because he's that kind of guy, isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
He's it kind of like sessions in Dalka, as you know,
of the of the Motorsport.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
World, I suppose he kind of is. Really Craig Lownds
would be the only person. Other person would probably get
a I think he's won seven times? Is he Craiglowns?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Would he be the Verat Cuhli of the Yeah, Jim Richards,
Jim Richards would be the same of the Motorsports World.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Jim Richards used to have the BMW the six three
five CSI back in the day when I was a kid. Yeah,
the sixth three Jim Richards and the BNW six three five,
The TV show The Black One, The John Play Special.
Thanks very much for listening to The hard Ache Breakfast today.
Have a lovely weekend. We'll be back on Monday. Podcast

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out at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Have a good weeking boys, take care, lock after yourself,
will do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Thanks for having me oh thanks minight. It's been a
bloody pleasure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
The Hodiche breakfast thanks to Bunnings treat load up on
landscaping with Bunning's Trade