Your Kitchen Is Filthy! - The Radio Show (November 4) - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdary break for show. Bunning's trade is raising funds
this November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
US entertainment, sports and these there are available everywhere on
the radio app Jeremy Wells on.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Radio Yet Morning Walk. Well, I'll do the Hurdarchy break
for this morning, Monday, the fourth of November twenty twenty four.
Nice to have your company. My name's Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
This is mash Morning, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Morning mate. This is Ruder Morning Gary.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm still emotional and shook after the black Caps result yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ah, how good was that last night? Yeah, we'll talk
about it a little later on. I've been texting one
of New Zealand crickets greats around this particular victory.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh can I just throw a couple of names at
you and you can use well, know me sure? Daniel Vitry, No,
Stephen Fleming.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, Shane O'Connor, no Shane Robert Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No. None of those people greater than all of those people,
arguably greater than all of those people combined, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Happen to be residing in Pegasus Town.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
They well, let's just say they don't live in the
North Island.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
They the hurdy breakfast radio hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So last night New Zealand secured their first ever whitewash
against Indy. In fact, it was India's first ever three
match or three or more match series whitewash in their
own conditions in the history of their cricket.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean this is how finished up fellas.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, it's all over.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
It's New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
They're playing tout India in a.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
Test series and created an absolute history.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Look at the center region.

Speaker 8 (01:37):
While it's quite phenomenal. After leaving Sri Lanka in disappointment,
New Zealand have come to India's shores and this bunch
of men, they believe, their coaching staff believed. Not sure
how many others did. This is the greatest Test series
when in New Zealand Test cricket history.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, absolutely, dully, I believed. I believe from the star
I believed. I always knew that this was the team
that was going to White Washington in India. I mean,
I had no idea. I seriously was I was steering
down the barrel. I was now, I was pessimistic. I
was steering down the barrel of not only three mil
against India, but potentially then losing a home Test series

(02:15):
to England, which is coming up next.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Do you know it's like going a step further.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I was so pessimistic that I wasn't even going to
be sure if we're going to lose at three nil,
I wasn't even.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Going to be chicken the results.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
That's how like beforehand, before we went over that India,
I thought to myself, look, if there's some way you
can actually avoid hearing about what happens.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
On this tour, and that's probably for the best.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I was pident mystic enough to think and I'm normally
pretty optimistic when it comes to our sports sins. Some
would say two optimistic. But we lost two against Australia,
lost two against Sri Lanka. That's four nil.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I thought we're going to lose three against India, We're
gonna lose seven in a row, and then we're going
to play England that could be ten in a row instead.
And this stat actually blew me away. This is the
first time New Zealand have won three matches in a
Test series ever. Ah, They've never won more than two
tests in a Test series.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I didn't know that, is that right?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's insane?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I mean I knew that India had never lost. I
knew India had never lost. They lost two nils South
Africa once, I think in two thousand something like that,
and I knew about that. But to go to India
to win a test in India is not easy. Takes
a lot of effort in their home conditions, and a
lot of people listening will be going, well, why is that.
It's because the pitch conditions favor India. And in this situation,

(03:28):
the Indians, once they lost the first test in Bangalore,
they then put a cock. They then said to the
groundsman of a Pune, make sure you produce a rank turner,
of which they did, and then we then outspun them
and beat them in that test. And then they said,
make sure when the pease, for goodness sake, we need

(03:52):
some kind of rank thing that just dries out. And
they attempted to out condition us, and then we just
out before them in their own conditions massively and humiliated them.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Actually, I mean ages Battel a text to here on
three four eighty three saying, boys, when all we nighting
ages batte. Well, that's a good question, because twenty five
workets phase Patto and the two tests is played at
Wankiti Stadium, the most by any bowler.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
At a venue against India in India.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, well now it has test average is thirty, so
it's it's looking good. I mean, I think Dan Vittori
ended up with a test average of thirty two or
something like that. I was thirty four thirty four, So
good on those boys. God, I hope they're celebrating. They wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I just stood with my arms in the air in
the lounge for about five minutes. My family thought there
was something wrong with me, and I thought I heard a.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Commption The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hadarchy.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You can get hold of us anytime you like here
on the Hurdarchy Breakfast. You can text us on three
four eight three. You can give us a call, oh
eight hundred Hurdachi. You can send us a message via
the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app, or as I
said before, you can text us like this person here,
she's cold in partire Tour this morning, boys must be
close to zero. Had to put my gloves on to

(05:07):
feed the chickens.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's cold.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Does sound cold? Partire Tour. There was a story last
week on the news. I don't know if you guys
saw that about the Polish refugees that came to Partier
Tour post World War two. Really interesting, bloody story that
I didn't know anything about.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, I missed the story.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
You punished us about it off here the following day,
but I'm sure you can do it to the listeners
now you'd like to.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, I don't think it was. I mean it was
in the hundreds of Polish kids and they were relocated,
obviously from different parts of Europe, war torn parts of Europe,
and brought over to New Zealand post World War two
and rehomed. They were orphans and they were rehomed in
part Here Tour.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's a great story.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then they had a really good experience, so welcome
to the town. And then they had a parade last
week to celebrate what must be what eighty years or
something must be must be eighty years It would have
been eighty years since they arrived in par Here Tour,
and they all said how welcoming people were in pa
Here Tour and what an amazing thing it was to

(06:08):
come from the situation that they are in a lot
of where they're often in like like labor camps and stuff,
like little kids. It's full of a.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Lot of them still with us. Yeah on ice.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah they are, and the kids of and their children,
and so their children obviously were like, well think thank
God for what you guys did, because we now exist.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I know very little about Pahere Tour now, no I do.
And I know that it's cold this morning. Yeah, and
there a whole bunch of refugees that came in about
eighty years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it was She's she's a great place par Here
Tour and you wiped it up in there, and just
just a person's wanting to know, can you do the rounds?
I just I don't think it's probably appropriate to do
the rounds this morning. But because there's nothing really remarkable
looking down here, Auckland twelve, you know, Wellington seven and
even seven, christ Church eate nothing crazy. But what is
interesting I think right now is the sea temperature while

(06:58):
it's warming up. Okay, a lot of people will be
interested in the see because a lot of people will
be thinking about having their first ones of the of
the new summer. It's not summer yet, so it's coming
in a month.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
But It's kind of Labor Day last weekend, isn't It
is the moment that you go, you know what, I'm
ready to add the water.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now, yeah, I reckon that's right. So let's hear it. Well.
The warmest sea temperature you're going to get anywhere in
New Zealand currently anywhere around our coast has seventeen degrees okay,
and that's in the Upper North Island. And then if
you're getting down around New Plymouth you're looking at sixteen.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
If you're out in Gisbon you're looking at sixteen as
well getting down the coast. If you're Wellington, fourteen.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Can I hezar aguess? It's just going to keep getting
colder the further south.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I reckon sixteen. It's easy warmer in the Nelson Bays area.
Sixteen area.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Jerry, you're over in Byron Bay a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do you go for a little dip in the sea
over there? Yep? And I can tell you that the
sea temperature in Byron Bay was twenty.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Four Okayes, what do you run your pull that currently
she's at twin You feel that's not too soupy?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Just turned a heater on have you guys noticed that.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I mean, my father in law is really soup focused
when he comes to when it comes to temperature and
the Paul, he's always really worried about it being too supe.
He thinks that there's like a chili temperature that's quite nice.
But if it gets too warm or too soupya too bacteriory,
just too super.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
In the twenty six point eight anything above that, you
start to get a lot of bacterian.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
If I was your potential father and we'll mash the
not souper, I'd worry about and the pool is human soup.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, I'd be worried about that too.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Your breakfast already here.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Ge Lane joins us this morning on the show Morning.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Oh, good morning.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
What a weekend, What a weekend? If you enjoy watching sport?

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh it was ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
I'm still recovering. It's ridiculous week I need a holiday.
I need a weekend to recover from the.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, we'll talk more about it later on. But Dneen's
iconic annual event that celebrates the finest local and national
brewers and culinary talents is on this weekend. This Friday
and Saturday, the eighth and ninth of November. Saturday is
now sold out. I'm told we're gonna be down there
with our second Let's get Bizeber thanks to Emerson's. This

(09:09):
year we've got the Hazy pale.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Ale Dineden Bearfest, hands down the best beer festival in
New Zealand. If you want to go to it. They
basically you sit on the grass. They open up the stadium.
It's got a roof on it so it isn't not
bothered by the weather. So yeah, I mean look nothing
like Berfest, I must admit, but it's close.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah. Well, tickets still available for Friday. You can get
your tickets from DUNEDINBFES, dot co, dot m Z. Coming
up after six thirty The History of Yesterday, Today and
mass has got something to share with us around concussion.
Stay with us, I'm a Hearty greet.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Us entertainment, sports and music.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
There are available everywhere on the radio app Journey.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Wells on Radio thirty one, I'm the Hearty Breakfast. Time
for your latest news headlines. Police have begun what could
be a tricky transition away from mental health callouts. From today,
police will have a reduced role in distress callouts, transporting
patients and waiting with them in the ed. Mike King
has put up his hand to do all of that,
and police have swarmed an Auckland Street. There's a serious

(10:20):
incident reported in glen Eden. Oh yeah, huh, huh. Weren't
you just in glen Eden Lane before you were here?
I swung past it but I left it so interesting interesting,
And the Black Gaps have created test cricketing history. In Mumbai,
New Zealand won the final match by twenty five runs
after dismissing India for one hundred and twenty one. A

(10:42):
Jazz Batal return figures of eleven for one hundred and
sixty to earn Man of the Match. A three nail
victory means that the first side in the history of
cricket to clean sweep India at home in a series
of three or more fixtures.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh, how good it was. It was one of the greats.
And you know what sad news for town halls around
the country. All bookings have been canceled in the Black
Cap Supporter support group. And do you know what, big announcement,
huge announcement. We're disbanding the Black Cap Supporter Support Group.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
What that's it. Yeah, but surely just for the five season.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Oh yeah, no, no, it's been disbanded numerous times. But
it's quite a big, a big thing to say, yeah
that the Black Camp supporters support. We don't need to
hold each other. New Zealand, hold yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
We'll be holding onto this victory for the next ten years.
Oh yeah, I mean it's superb. It couldn't get any better.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
They breakfast already Darchy.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Time for the History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond.
Will I know what a history fan? You are? A
sec here do you? Lane? Yep?

Speaker 7 (11:46):
I listened to History hit you know, I listened to
all history podcasts. What's the woundy one you listen to
with the.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Rest of his history?

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah? Were those two little winto wounders that kind of
out wound each.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Other with what books?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
They?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Donald Sambrock?

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Yeah, Tom, that's it, Tom and Tom, Tom and Dom,
Tom and Dom. Yeah, a couple of PhD wounders. Actually,
it's quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
It is bloody good. It's bloody good. So on this
day in nineteen twenty two, Howard Carter rediscovered the intact
tomb of Tutan Carmen in Egypt. That would have been
a great little discovery in those days, nineteen twenties, English
Egyptologists just cruising around Egypt looking inside of things that
the Egyptians are like, don't look in there. Yeah, don't look,

(12:30):
that's actually sacred, and the English are like, no, that
we're going on.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Yeah, I want to find a dead person.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah. I think they're taking their beat to London too.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Bet a Necro going on there.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know if there's any Negro going up, but
you should ask how Carter eighteen sixty two American inventor
Richard Gatling. Peyton's the hand crank Gatling machine gun in Indianapolis.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
So that's his last name.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's right, the Gatling gun.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
I mean, that makes sense, but it actually almost sounds
like an action of some kind of Gatling gun, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, yeah, because you used to hand crank the machine
guns in those days.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Any relation to Warren Gallen.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, that's Gatland. This is Gatling, slightly different. Eighteen seventy
nine American inventor Thomas Elkins patent the refrigerating apparatus.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Boys, I've gone balls deep. Forgive me for saying. That's
on the Smithsonian here on the website, the Smithsonian, and
apparently you can just search up all patents that have
ever been made. Quite fascinating stuff. So the first pattern
made for a refrigerator of some kind was a metal box.
Apparently they had four sides and the top. The exterior
is tarnished and has a design on the top. On

(13:37):
one end there is a spout that looks like a funnel.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
When does this get interesting?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
There is a wood base.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
With eighteen holes in the bottom of the model and
it sits on the snow.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wow, okay, did you preread that? I think you know what.
We should create a new segment here on the Hodekee
Boot for s which is patents of today, so we
look back at patents things that have been patented.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea, because if it's as
riveting is that.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Nineteen sixty one American Folks sing a songwriter Bob Dylan
made his Caney You Hall debut, and the tickets for
two bucks each. That that's quite a lot of money.
In ninety sixty one two bucks two thousand and one.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone premiered in London in
nineteen ninety six, British girls group The Spice Girls released

(14:26):
their debut album Spice. It went on to sell twenty
three million copies. Acc g Lane brought one huge fanily
of Spice Girls.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
I was in England in ninety seven. I was in
England ninety seven and well you couldn't get away from it.
Baby Spice was nice Spice.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Baby Spice, interesting MESSI who was your favorite Spice? I'm
not too sure, Fellas. You weren't born.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
We don't even think I can picture the Spice Girls.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
No, no, you were still you. You weren't even at
that stage. A glint in your father Gordy's eye? Is
there a right? No, Well it's nineteen ninety six. Ah,
well I might have four years before.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I mean they might have been t about having kids.
You never know. It might have been trophy years, Jerry,
were you not an accident?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Might have been He was a hate baby, you know that.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
He was made after the nineteen ninety nine Rugby World
Cup loss. Oh yeah, I think his parents were parents
were listening to Murraydeeka's sports talk program post that loss
to France in ninety nine, and then they had so
much hate and anger that then they made mesh.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
That explains the resting butch face. That's how you operate.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It's that simple. Birthdays Today, nineteen sixty nine, Matthew mcconaugheank
he's fifty five. Ralph Marcio from the Karate Kid. He
was born in nineteen sixty one. On this day.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
I named my son after Ralph Marchia.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Did you Ralph Marchia, Great New Zealander? And that is
today in history, yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Today they breakfast with Jeremy Wells alreadyo.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Hdarchy, acc head g Lane, Zymethys this morning, Mas, she's
here as well as always pushing the buttons. Mashi, how
are you feeling because I understand that. So you had
a little bit of a head knock yesterday in your AFL.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yes, and I wasn't planning to broadcast it because there
might be some concerns that can be taught me from this.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
But here we are all the same.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
But if a head knock you today, if you're familiar
with AFL, Julane.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
And jury, yeah I am a little bit.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
The aim at the game is to wrap the arms
and smash pricks. Yes, I suppose that is kind of
the end of the game. But unfortunately it results and
a f your arms are wrapped. When you go down
in a tackle, it often ends up in either a
kind of a broken collar bone or if you go
face first, you go face first in this wab and
he today came to walking off.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
But we're all right, don't take offense. But I think
you're a lot sharper can cast then you are normally.
I thought you were really onto it this morning. So
I don't know what's happened.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
It makes a good chance at that is the case.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, I would sometimes you do need there just a
little bit of a not too a head.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
That's what my dad always I'm not knocked some bloody
sense into you, And I think that's what happened to you.
That comes from Yeah, I think you've got some sense
knocked into you.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
This might be the circuit breaker that really fires things
up for the rest of my life.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
So maybe pre show it should be you know, I
know that you guys get here very early, like five am,
and you created maybe part of the should be line
mesh up smack him in the head at about ten
past five. He should regain consciousness about half five and
then come on slightly dazed and confused to push the
buttons about the only way forward on the show.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I reckon that's not such a bad idea, although later
on I'm gonna put mesh through a hia and this
is the hia that rugby players are put through?

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Is this the one that Cody's eight percent failed? And
also Elsey Body Barrett Biden Barrett I wondered where he
came off on the weekend. I couln't quite work that out,
but unavailable for the island tests this weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, so yeah, we'll put MESHI through this hia. Quite
interesting questions I got off.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
The first question is where are you? Who am I?
And what day of the week it is? Have you
already read this?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Have you? I suppose you had one yesterday, it'd still
fail it. Okay, I need to change it up a
little bit if you had one yesterday, because otherwise, you
know all the answers to these questions as girlfriend's birth they.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Would be a good start.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, hang on, I never knew that he doesn't know that?
Who does doesn't know his.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
Own breakfast already?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Darchy, Hey guess what we raised sixty four thousand dollars
with the Great New zeal on Tioff the Vollet Great
New zeal On Tioff last week, So thanks to everyone
who tested tea to three four eight three and the
Great newsy On TiO Off. The Valet Great newsy On
Tioff is on the twenty fifth of November the first
of December, so a week of golf and even if
you didn't win in the auction, it's basically an excuse

(18:30):
to play golf and say you're doing it for your.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Mental Absolutely sixty four thousand dollars, so it's a lot
of money.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
Yeah, towards November. All goes towards November. Oli Bradshaw and
the team, well done. And we've got the winner of
the Tiati trip that we're hosting where you get a
round of golf at Tiatro Links, dinner, accommodation. Look out
for the ACC Socials this afternoon for the winner of that.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Hey, this text on three for it Too is talking
about Mashi with his hia, which will put your crue
a little bit. Later on, you said you didn't know
you or girlfriend Lauren's birthday. Interestingly, a number of texts
of text in and told us what her birthday is.
Eighteenth of December. You told us last week's is this text?

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Look, someone else said that it's the eighteenth of December.
I know Laurreen's birthday. How comes she doesn't your breakfast?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Faithful, faithful and more Lauren focused than theirs focused and
fine they should be.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
She's the best of us. She is coming up after
seven o'clock. The most popular wedding dance songs for the
dance floor, the most popular wedding song. So if you're
on the dance floor celebrating a wedding, yep, what are
you most likely to hear?

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Mine was Monday, my back, lift them up and Mutt.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Interesting that one doesn't come up even on the top fifty,
which is interesting. Also, please explain to eug Lane regarding
the Auckland Marathon.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Oh yes, I've got received a lot of feedback.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, actually from my partner Toulsi. Actually it just happened
to see what you're up to there at the Auckland Marathon.
It's to say, highly illegal activity. Interesting? And what's black
cap legend? Was I texting last night about that great
series Victory?

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Interesting? I've got I've got an inkling, he's a sparkle
in your eye?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
What the hood at you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on
Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
News, Entertainment, sport and music. There are available everywhere on
the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You nice to have your whip us this morning on
a Heartache Briefast, Monday, the fourth of November twenty twenty.
For what a weekend of sport? Acc hit g Lane
joins us this morning. It's this meshy.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Yeah, what a weekend. Holy molly. There was Aukland Merrisons
going on. There was the Breakers, there was the Aukland AFC.
There was the Phoenix, there was Tonga, there was the
All Blacks. There was a cricket. There was a cricket.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It was it was crazy. Oh, it was crazy. There
was something for everyone. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
If you didn't enjoy that in the weekend, you haven't
got a pulse. The Formula ones just finished. The strap
On has one another one. He's won the Brazilian Grand Prix.
I started seventeenth on the grid. I think Liam Lawson
might be in the points as well. I think he
might have finished ninth.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I've got a problem with Max for step and every
time I look at him, I just see a centipede.
I just see I feel like he looks like a
centipede was a human.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
He's got great he's got next to stepping the suspiciously
good teeth Fan strep On.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I think they have been recently.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Yeah, okay, he's got eyes the Veneer. He's got a
new teeth. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
He hasn't gone too horrendous with the Veneers though, because
you know, when you get the new Veneers you can
sometimes like a little bit like you've got a couple
of white boxes in your mouth.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah. I had a friend your head as Veneer he
gets Vanias done bumped into him on the golf course
and opened his mouth. Is that he didn't really want
to expect that your face?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, well, you probably hadn't seen this team. He's probably
been hiding for the last twenty five years, not smiling.
All of a sudden he smiles at you. Oh yeah,
like Mark Richardson, you're saying you're happy. That's weird.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
The Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Radio Gi Lane joins us this morning, boy boy, that
game yesterday morning England versus New Zealand from Twickenham. She
was an absolute nail Bier in the end, England being
defeated by the All Blacks twenty four to twenty two.
There was a penalty in the last couple of minutes.
Sprayed it sprayed, it hit the post, bounce back, Patrick

(22:19):
Tupelotto took the ball, dropped it, knocked it on. All
of a sudden, there's a bloody scrum. Next thing you know,
England are on attack again. They have an opportunity to
drop a goal. All was in there at slow Here
we go, here we go. He's missed it and he
must have that signific game. I mean, they could have

(22:43):
probably held onto the ball for a little bit longer,
maybe tried to make a penalty. I don't know. It
was an interesting They went for the drop goal quite
early on there. They must have been to me. England,
with the probably the better team, we somehow managed to
win the game.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Classic England. They had three pots at a drop goal
throughout the game. They had a drop goal within the
first ten minutes, they had another one just before halftime,
missed both and they missed the last one. Deserve it
sucked in. I hate England and I hate the way
they drop goal everything.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, well, I hate the way They basically tried to
win by penalties, so they had so many opportunities where
we were under all sorts of pressure and then they
just kicked three and go back and we were like,
thank god for that, because if we ever play South Africa,
they just kick it into the corner and then they
they play for a yellow card.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Now, yeah, they get the human centerpede going and try
in the corner. I must admit, though, I did enjoy
the fact they kicked so many penalties. I had fifty
bucks on or four more penalties kicked by England. Oh wow,
paying four dollars what came in before just about before halftime?

Speaker 8 (23:42):
What?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Yeah, so there you go, thank you for being dangerously boring.
But Angus Gardner, the Australian referee, well he's a top
draw wounder.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Any he was the star of the show, Angus Gardner.
But I remember there's a video while back with him
where the IRB put it out when we're taking a
little bit of a hammering around the world for the
fact that they were getting too involved in the game
and instead of just the ib saying hey, refs, don't
don't be the star of the game. You know, it's
not really about you. Obviously, reff as well as you can. Look,

(24:12):
I've got a lot of time for refs. You know
someone's got a reff something. I want to do these
a professional yeah, but I mean reffing's are obviously an
important part of rake bit. It's a important part of
the game. You need a ref and people make calls good, bad, whatever,
that's fine. It's the style in which you do it
that seems always interesting to me. And Angus Garden is
a video that emerged and he goes out into fields

(24:33):
by himself in Australia and imagine referees, so his shadow referees.
He pretends that a game is going on.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
With no zero players, zero zero, no.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Props, nothing, and he's just on a field and he's
running around with his whistle, actually with a whistle. And
have a listen to this.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
If I jump on a pitch and just picture a
few scenarios, reff a few phases goes through my processes
like a scrimmage situation but without players. Guys, really good
work on the last scrum it was good height.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Keep it up, that's in the field.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
So he goes through the call.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
What do I like to.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
Say Okay, boys, knock on there, we're going back to
the penalty.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
While he didn't even have a whistle. That's not real.
That's not real. That's part of it. That's part of
a skit.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, it's not around. If it's a skit, it's the
it's the best rugby parody parody, says humor you've ever
seen in my entire life. The bit where he there's
a bit where he diffuses an imaginary yellow card situation.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Here he whistles the beers.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, so does he What did you say, Jerry?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
These are some kind of he's talking. He talks through
like a scenario. I think it's just that. But then okay,
through a scenario with the captains and he starts to
talk to them about an imaginary scuffle that's happening. Okay,
what are you up to? Like here we go deliberate.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
Some of the qualities that I bring is just the communication,
being able to relate well to players. It's David time
off here we go, captain, you too, calm down and
you guys just speak to your teams for continue to
have this trend down.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Here and you might lose someone. There's no one there.
You're talking to yourself.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
The best part about that as he goes, you're going
to lose someone and a group of runners go past
the athletics track twenty meters away from him.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
If you haven't seen that, you've got to look it
up on Facebook. Gardener training, Yeah, referees himself.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'll try and get that up on our socials.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
Good news Leam Lawson, King Knights and the Brazilian Grand
Prix again.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh keyw in the rain in Brazil at your breakfast.
Accre Glane is in with us this morning. There was
sport on for young and old. There's professional sport, there
was an amateur sport, there was team sport, there was
individual sport on the weekend. But I'm told acc here
Glane that some people saw you while they were running

(27:16):
the Auckland Marathon. In fact, my partner Tolsey saw you
while she was running the Auckland Marathon. And let's just say,
you're doing something that's probably regarded as highly inappropriate.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
I know I didn't think it was inappropriate at the time.
I mean, look, I might have been out on the
street just supporting my fellow athletes.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, how did you support your fellow athletes? So you're
out your your house. If the route for the Auckland
Marathon goes past your house, yep, right past your front door.
And so normally what people would get they maybe take
the kids out. They maybe dress up and some and
some merch of some kind. And I don't know what
you do dress up and running gear, running gear, you know,

(27:57):
a singlet and some tight shorts, and you'd wave some
kind of flag. But that's not what you did. You
moved a couch out by the sounds of it, and
then crushed cans of booze while people are running past.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
It was a Sunday morning. I thought it was the
only way to honor my fellow athletes was to you know,
plung the couch out next to the road. And you know,
I wasn't planning on drinking anything, but the moment got
away on me. As you know, about eighteen thousand people
stream past, you know, hotties left right and sender something
for the mums and the dads as well, just coming past,

(28:34):
and got the better of me, and so I started
crushing tins. Saw a lot of people. I didn't see Tulsi.
I didn't see Tolsi, but I saw a lot of
people on. You copped a bit of abuse, which was
always good, did you Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, what sort of abuse did you get if.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Ug Lane, stuff like that, Just general stuff like that,
if South Canterbury, which is quite common for those Agenda
fans out there, bit of that, But I thought I
did pretty well. We played music. I played music, Yes,
played lots of music. Kind of motivational music.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Was that for the runners?

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah, you got to pump it up, play Sandstorm over
and over again. Neighbor wasn't too happy. Came over and
had a few issues because that was from six in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Oh right, okay, that's quite early. Yeah. Yeah, I have
run that marathon before and I can tell you that
the Portoloo toilets beforehand get an absolute hammering.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, scenes of devastation, shocking, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
People are quite excited and nervous. Obviously it's very very
early morning, so there's a lot of a bluting that
needs to be done. It's next level actually, and then
on the on the on the start line, there the
smell that's going around. It's quite intense.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
Look, I trained for months for that. By the way,
it wasn't a spur of the moment thing I'd been
and I'd had a training regime for about three or
four months on staying up all night and not letting
the plane and be able to peek at the right
time between six and eight in the morning as the
runners went past. So I'm happy to share that training
program with anyone.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well, you've done it before, haven't You've done the Ork Marathon?

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Yeah, on behalf did it in full beige Licra.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'd like to know your time next to how you
went against my partner the.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Hood as your breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Already Julaane is in this morning. Apparently a number of
people I know ran past you while you're sitting on
the couch crushing cans at six ety in the morning.
It was just so you can I bet you probably
had water in those cans, just so you could sit
there and say, look at me, I'm sitting here on
my couch comfortably crushing cans. Well, you're punishing yourself in

(30:29):
this half marathon or marathon.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Yeah, any people walking?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh my god, were you at the three k up?

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yeah? Three kme mate. Admittedly there were some real dreamers
the marathon. People came past and some athletes obviously came
past first, and then about half hour later, you're dreaming.
I might have said that you're dreaming. You're not finishing this.
You're not finishing this. You're not even getting to the
Harbor Bridge. Mate.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I love it. You're sitting there giving people stick and
they're thinking, well, where are you, mate? Why you running it?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
I said, I'm here drinking, drinking cans on the couch.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's not the point.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Ultras though, so they're healthy.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Of your story.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
But every time you do tell me a story of
your weekend, I just think to myself, what was your
family doing at the time, What was your family thinking
at the time, What were they up to?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Were they just incide? Where there they go?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
All right, kids, Dad's out there just crushing tins, watching
having a pervet, a couple of hobbies that are running past.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He'll force them to sit there with them.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Oh yeah, thank you, Ralph with it.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I mean, that's that's another whole problem with sprites.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
This is why people like you should not be reproducing.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Still like MESHI, yeah, there's no giving back.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Thank God you had it.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
They're out there in the world. I've seen them. Don't worry.
They're out there and they have the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree. I don't worry about that. Coming
up about seven point thirty are we're going to chat
to former Black Cap coach Mike Karson joins us on
the show.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
A Professor Hiss.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Question for her, is Gary Stid the greatest ever New
Zealand cricket coach. I'm sure he can weigh in on that.
I think it was commentating for the for the Indians
for Indian broadcast.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Yeah, I think he contributes to their like pre and
midsh kind of test show yea via kind of skype
or whatever or zoom. Or are we going to give
Meshia concussion too?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yep, we're going to give Meshi an h I a
concussion test. We're not going to give him an actual concussion.
And he did that to himself yesterday playing AFL with
the with the arm wrap tackle and then straight onto
the head. Nasty. Actually, it's a problem with the AFL.
A lot of injuries a f L put them through
a test. There's some interesting questions. I'm not sure that
he could answer those questions before he had the test.

(32:37):
To be honest, I.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Got that concern.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
This is the issue. Also later on the most popular
wedding dance floor song.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
My neck, my back, Lick them Up and Matt, It's
not that one.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on
the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
All Radio seven thirty on the hurd Ache Briekfast Time
for your latest news headlines. A morning to celebrate for
care We cracket fans. The black Caps making history in Mumbai.
They've secured a three nil victory in their Test series
against India, making New Zealand the first side to sweep
India at home in a series of three or more fixtures,
and former black Caps coach Mike Keessen joins us next

(33:18):
to talk about the game and the series. Auckland will
be getting into the holiday spirit this year with a
giant new Christmas tree. The tree will be over eighteen
meters tall and decorated with over ten thousand lights, four
thousand Phutakawa flowers and two hundred giant ball balls. It
will be erected later this month between Britamart and Commercial Bank.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Can you remember the last time they tried to install
a giant Christmas tree in Auckland? The helicopter got caught
up in the wire and crashed. Remember that on Tofto
Island and the Via Act they tried to erect a
giant Christmas tree and it went horribly wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
So do you think they haven't tried to erect one
since that incident?

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh God, bad juju okay. Is the creepy Christmas Sander
with the come the fingers still and the win king
still going on anywhere?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
The pedo Santa he got he got binned a few
years ago, actually off the top of the Farmer's building.
I think he was up for sale. I think he's
down in Warnaica or Queenstown somewhere. Someone bought him. Some
massive sicko bought the pedo Centa with the come hither finger.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
How's the kind of thing you'd do? And Max Forstappan
has won the Brazilian Formula One Grand Prix in South
paulaw Liam Lawson's finished ninth to earn two further points
for racing bulls in the Driver's Championship.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
All right, fellas, I found out the answer here. After
nearly six decades on the Queen Street roof of Farmers,
the center with the come hither figure finally retired in
January twenty twenty. It ended up getting snapped up by
Wanaka's National Transport Toy Museum and was sold for two
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
What yeah, why did Wanaka's National Transport Toy Museum on it?

Speaker 7 (34:50):
Because they're sick?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I guess it's a toy?

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Is it the mechanical finger that stopped working some years ago?

Speaker 11 (34:56):
Though?

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Because the mechanical index come hither with the into two
creepy for the best.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It was a different color too, It was a slightly
brown color, which was the most disturbing bit.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
The hod Ack You breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio
dary So.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
At eight thirty two last night the Black Caps made
it three from three. It's all over. It's New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
They're playing a test sues and created absolute history.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Look at this. Yeah, it's going to go down in
the Anals of New Zealand. Cricket History Talks More in
the UK called it arguably this is interesting the greatest
series one of all time?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Can I also there's a lot of people who don't
conk at their head around it, who aren't cricket fans,
but potentially in rugby terms, I'm comparing this. This is
like it's the Scottish rugby team to it, Ossie. They
got beaten by fifty plus points by the Wallabies and
then they came to New Zealand and beat the All
Blacks three nil by twenty points each test.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That is the scale of it.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
That is like, that is what it is in rugby terms.
This theory there's three Niel drubbing.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I think you might be right, and former Black Cap
coach Mike Hessen joins us on the line, do you reckon?
That's right? Mike? Do you how where does this rank
in terms of New Zealand cricket series victories? Is it
better than the eighty five eighty six series victory against
Australia and Australia.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Oh, without doubt there's I mean Australia at that time
or I think six or seventh, thor even eighth in
the world when we won in eighty five. I mean
we've got plenty of joy in Kiwi being Australia at home.
But yes, said they were ranked a lot lower and
India were certainly top of the World Test Championship at
home and conditions that are completely foreign to us. Yeah,

(36:42):
I don't think it's any bigger than that, and certainly
after Sri Lanka as well. I mean, I don't think
the expectation was there. There was, Yeah, an incredible reform really,
so I think they should be all pretty proud.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Mikeson is this statement true of false? India were focused
on their upcoming tour Australia. They thought they'd roll in
New Zealand the arrogant bustards, and they're now kind of embarrassed.

Speaker 11 (37:05):
Quite ill work in India.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Sotain there a little bit, but.

Speaker 11 (37:13):
There was certainly, as I said, there was certainly looking
at the points scoring after India one three nil when
they were sort of forecasting forward in the World Test
Championship case and how many they have to win in Australia.
So it's certainly turn that on its head. And now
they've got to go to Australia and win four nil
to potentially qualify. So yeah, they're certainly gonna have to

(37:34):
rethink their strategy, that's for sure.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
So Mike Hessen, how how does the team celebrate in India?
Because I mean it's not known for having a lot
of nightclubs and bars and whatnot. What what would what
would their team done last night post lifting that trophy. Well,
talk us through what kind of usually happens in that
scenario when you're on the subcontinent.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
Well, Trusty, I can assure you that Mumbai, I've got
plenty of nightclubs and places you can go with you
if you really wanted to. So I think you guys
have been on a tour over there, you'd find yourself
some good spots. But I reckon what they do is
a lock out of room. There's probably a team room,
and just get some music going and basically just enjoyed
amongst themselves. I don't think it's the sort of time

(38:14):
where you want to go out amongst people you don't know.
It's just the time you just want to enjoy being
together and celebrating all the hard work that's gone into it.
And I'd say they, yeah, some of them would have
stayed a bit longer than others.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
And Mike is do they talk about the game in
that situation? Like, do you go over great moments? Because
I imagine that that's that's a big part of it.
We'll be sharing those great moments with your teammates. But
talking about those moments.

Speaker 11 (38:40):
Ye, noout doubt. I mean you know, you've got some
real cricket nuffies in that group that just you know,
would just talk cricket all nights. It's exciting, like you
you know, some you have little corners, little pockets of
the room, and then you probably have awards and stuff
for the tour as well. You know, you have a
chance to sort of review reflect on some pretty impressive times,

(39:00):
you know, player of the Tour things like that where
you're sort of just celebrating each other's success and when
you have moments like this year, you have to do that.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
It's for sure, speaking of cricket nuff He's like, what's
going to happen with will Young in the team? Came
Williamson stead of the ship is fat? How does how
does he fit back in the team? And what do
you do with a team that's winning like this when
you've got Kay Williamson on the sideline?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
And then what do you do with AJS battel If
we produce a whole lot of green seamers in New
Zealand to play England in this upcoming series.

Speaker 11 (39:30):
Well the first one just has to find a seat
on the on the chair somewhere because it's so different
it's sort of there's very much amples and orange. I mean,
a play three tests hasn't got a wicked in New
Zealand because the ball doesn't turn as you've alluded to,
so you can't just play a spinner for the safe
of it. You know you've got to try and play
the best side to win the game. So you know

(39:52):
he's going to have to sit out and wait for
his next the next tour of the Subcontinent where he's
he's exceptional and that hasty Bowles is exceptional on those
can but not so much in New Zealand. Will Young look,
I think you look back to the Australian Test side
when they were great, and they have believe about some
players that were performing as well. And the unfortunate thing
is when you work through that top seven, the only

(40:14):
spot that's available is canees one because you're not gonna
drop mature, you're not gonna drop ruts and Devin's found
to perform obviously a captain's tom. So it's really hard
to find a spot for Will Young and I really
feel for him because he's been exceptional. But that's I mean,
that's a sign of good side when you have to
potentially leave out somebody who's performed so well in the
previous series.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
This final question here controversial question for you might kiss him.
But does this victory and India the first time India
have ever been whitewashed in a series of over two
or more matches. Does this make Gary Stead the greatest
New Zealand coach of all time?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (40:52):
Look, I think has to.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I think he's.

Speaker 11 (40:57):
I mean, I really feel for Gar. I mean, when
you've done a job for that on to keep to
reinvigorating the group as a real challenge, and he's certainly
done that. And look he's got the spoils for it.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
And absolutely, Mikeyson, thank you so much for your time
this morning. Always great to chat to you. Sure, thanks guys,
there's Mike's former Black Caps coach.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
That was good of them. It would have been easy
to come back to that question and say, if you
will hang up.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I thought maybe he might there.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
This is the Hury Breakfast, the Hurchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Already your Julane is in with us this morning, so Glane,
you'll be interested in this because I know how you
love to get a clap on on a wedding dance floor.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Oh, Yeah. Look, and there's nothing worse than there's ease.
The people you got to look out for at weddings
as well as the person that's just got married. So
the first wedding after they've got married, because I've had
so much pressure on them, they've had people turned up
to their wedding and drink all their booze and behave terribly.
And the first chance to behave terribly yourself comes up.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
You take it. Yeah, I know those sorts of people. Well,
there's a study that's just come out and apparently there's
a song which is the most popular wedding dance floor hit.
It's a nineteen eighties classic which is guaranteed to get
guests and the newly weds, I suppose as well on
the dance floor. So in a recent study by Breziit,

(42:20):
which is a wedding and events vendors, Whitney Houston's I
Want to Dance with Somebody came in number one.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Yeah cliche, What a cliche? I mean, if you're playing
this as your first dance, you're a massive wonder.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Well.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Apparently two thousand wedding themes Spotify playlist containing four forty
nine thousand tracks and total were analyzed and that appeared
on four hundred and eighty four playlists. Twenty four percent
of the playlists had that in higher than any other song. Also,
ABBA's Dancing Queen wasn't.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Then why does the heck to have dance in it?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Po this? Well, this one doesn't because ushas Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Yeah, you can get him down and dirty on this one.
You can get the mother on lump start grinding the
mother in law.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh yeah, so you're clapping consider over the top of us.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Oh god, this is taken me back.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Mas. She I went to a party once and me
and Gulane went to this party. Look, we'd had a
reasonably large day going into it, but Gulane was dancing
away having a great time. I was also having a
great time. And then someone tapped me on the shore
and said, is that you're And this was at a
party where people didn't know who Gelame was, And someone
tapped me on the show and says, that is that
your friend there? And I said yes, and he said

(43:43):
you want to take him home as clapping is really
really loud and it's annoying people. So I had to.
I had to take him home.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I mean, the first time I went to a party
with Julie.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
It was I believe that in napes at the Black
Barn there and I saw the clapping action for the
first time, but I heard people talk about it. Until
you see it in person, you can't quite hit around.
What what kind of power this clap maintains on a
dance floor.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Hey, let's get away from the clap. Talking to wedding songs,
one of the greatest videos I've ever seen was this
song here by d Sharon and the groom unfortunately was
in a wheelchair and this They played this song for
their first game.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
On Sorry mate, I'm just working on that.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
And this one here When your legs don't work like
they're used to before, okay, so you can't do that?

Speaker 7 (44:30):
Wow, great wedding DJ. He nailed it. He nailed Did
he know what he was doing? I don't know, but
he nailed the brief when your legs don't work like
they're used to before and I can't sweep you off
your feet, there is the next line there, so there
you go. Yes, I can't believe that wasn't in the
top top five.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
That one's up featuring anywhere.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
This is good on a wedding dance floor, David Bowie,
rebel reel.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Oh go Jesus, this is a great clapper.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Get out of the studio. Well, if you out of
the studio, get out, get out.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I'm just gonna put your mud down to lane, slowly
but surely.

Speaker 10 (45:09):
All right, okay, box off the Duchy Breakfast All Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You call that news you can use there three minutes
to eight on the Hierarchy Breakfast. A sec here g
lanes in this morning Mare, she's here too.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
I just had a look what's coming up in the
next out of this radio show Strap yourself in New Zealand.
We're hitting all the big issues.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Cleanliness in the kitchen. How often should you change your
disc cloth?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
It's a Monday news, It's a Monday week.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It's a good question.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
We have to come out of the gates hotter than this.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, you've got an issue. Jeremy Souse, I've you know,
your lovely partner Toolsie once said to me, as you
were running around a party cleaning up the party, she said,
have you ever been to a party and go WHOA
that was a clean party. Who's ever been to a
party and said that? And I said, no one? And
she has exactly. Then why is he doing that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I'm doing it to try and create some space prepared.
If you ever go to a party and everybody's drinking
out of bottles and cans and all that sort of stuff,
and all the cans get sit around on you know,
on on your island, yeah, where everyone's sitting, then you've
got nowhere to put your drink and you don't know
which drinks yours and which drinks someone else's, and you
get lost on it. So I'm just trying to tidy
things up and make it a nice environment for people.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Can I just say you would have to have a
party for about three weeks straight, that's even with Gilay
in there, to be able to fill up half of
the island, I think in your kitchen.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Wow, I think you say that, mas She. The last
time we were there, the whole island was full, every
single bit the surface was. People were smoking Siggi's and
putting it out in the in the fruit bowl. It
was all going on at vacuum. Okay, all right, I
will not vacuum while the party.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Is going on.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
That is a terrible line.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
If someone fires up a diceond halfway through a party,
that's not good.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
How that party was so tidy. It was a tidy party.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Also after ad we're going to perform an HI test
on MASHI because you got concustest to this day with
us the.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Hy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hdarchy News, Entertainment,
sports and music. There are available everywhere on the iHeart
Radio app Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Wells on belongs to the Headache Breakfast. It's my mate,
the fourth of November twenty twenty four. Meshes here this morning,
Good morning, miss Wells and cust and acc here g
Lane joins us.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Morning morning. I prefer a cancust mash to be honest,
I mean, punch him in the head before each show.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Just I don't know.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
It's something a bit more of a personality comes out
when he's can cast.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That is, we're going to put him through an h
high a head Injury Assessment test.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
So charming as always, Giliane, welcome along this morning.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
It might shock you actually some of these questions because
I always wonder what does the test? What does the
test entail? You know, when a player, say Cody Taylor,
who went off for an HIA over the weekend against England,
talking them what are they What are they doing when
they are asking them these cautions? What are they doing?
They're running them through walking along a line. They obviously
there's a physical examination etceptable. What is it? We're going

(48:12):
to put Meshi through the test. And the interesting part
is part of the memory test remembering some of these things.
I think you're going to struggle with this, Meshi. Okay,
right moment, smoke, It's going to be very very hard
to remember some of these things.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Scad g Lane is in with us this morning. Meshes
here as well. A Meshi. You had a little bit
of a head knock yesterday, I escap, which is no good.
You seem okay in all seriousness, you seem okay. So
that's that's good.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Rough day yesterday, jokes aside for a moment. Yeah, but
of a weird one.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I've not really had too many head knocks in my time.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I haven't played.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I don't believe that. I mean not, I don't believe
that for a second.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Not on the sports field.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Okay, yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
I've never really played contact sport until I've played AFL
this season.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Well, you you were you played football. Didn't you played
soccer footy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
So you're not going to get many head contacts in
goal dearly, No, that's right.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
So yeah, this was the first one.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I know, I look rough night, but other than that,
feel like hey now, but I understand fellas you're worried
about my performance as always.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Actually to be fair, Yeah, and I've got the head
Injury Assessment tool for the International Rugby Board here, So
this is what happens when someone gets a head knock.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Okay, so this is the official hi A check that
we do for professional sports.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
That's from the I because they do a whole lot
of symptom checks, like let's just let's just go through
all that sort of stuff, you know, like do you
have a headache, yes, okay. Do you have any dizziness?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Not not this morning?

Speaker 10 (49:39):
No?

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Are you bleeding from the ears?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
I think so okay.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Are you vomiting?

Speaker 7 (49:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
No not not this morning? Blood vision not this morning?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Does light worry you at all? Like worry ays is
light or noise concerning?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I was a bit sensitive this morning when I was
first waking up to sound and screen. Yeah, but feeling
all right now.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Julane was clapping in your ear. Would you be pissed off?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Yep, I mean that is just the general there. I mean,
that's that's weird that they've got that in the Is
that really in the official h I eighties?

Speaker 7 (50:09):
You can trigger some people.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay, what triggers everybody? Do you feel as though you're
slowing down?

Speaker 5 (50:15):
I mean, yeah, it's been a gradual slow down I
think for me over the past decade or so.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Do you feel in the fog It's been a couple
of years of on the Yeah, you know, there's always
in the fog. Do you feel I'm well, yeah, I
suppose so. Do you have an erection? Is that on
the I just checked that one something I thought that
I'd just put in there. So get into getting These

(50:40):
are the questions here, which you know as obviously the
So you got those ones, that's that's just a symptom
check that the doctor does. Then these are the the
medics what's called the maddox questions.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
So what venue?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
This is what we're going to ask you. What venue
are we at today? MESHI.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
We're in the herd Che studio today.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Okay, so you got that career which half is it
now of the show the second half, that's creep. Who
scored last in the match? I'd say that was probably me.
I feel like I've had quite a good day to
day on the show. I feel like I've been performing.
I'd say that I've got some points on the board today.
That's incorrect, that's incorrect. What team did you play last week? Mesh?

(51:22):
What team did you play for?

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Now?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Look forgive me.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I'm starting to feel slightly confised to the question, what
do you mean?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
What team did that?

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Did you.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Breakfast?

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Do you mean?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Is it radio show related? Or is it football related?
And I'm confused?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Is it sexual? Had to know? Really, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
No?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
No, I've always been playing for the same to anyway, did.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Your team when or lose last week? When?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Interesting? Okay, here we go. Now this is the bit.
This is the bit that's gonna I think this is
that's going to trip you up, But I'm not sure
whether this would have tripped you up. Anyway. Here we go.
You have to repeat these things after me? Okay, you
peak them after me? No, you're really okay? Baby? Maybe
Key Perfume, Sunset Iron, repeat them back, please, baby, Monkey,

(52:13):
Sunset Iron no, you.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Must Okay, here's the next one. Candle paper sugar sandwich wagon.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Candle paper sugar sandal wagon.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Jesus, okay, this is the third one here, elbow apple,
carpet saddle bubble. Can you slow down please? That's the
whole idea elbow apple.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
Oh no, okay, you're you're sandal No.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
That was from the previous one. Can you give me
those one? Give me those one?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Just give PIXI camble. We need pixie came some call
h Can you give those to me one more time?
That's not the way it works.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I feel like it should be.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
You don't get to repeat it over note.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
I get out of here on Knox and instant here idiot.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
You guys need me more than I need you.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
The hood a breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
G laye in with us this morning. And a perfect
person to weigh in on hygiene issues is a man
of great hygiene. Absolutely always cleaning your nether regions, always
cleaning the bits that most people don't want to go to.
So there's an article over the weekend and it's around
dish cloths. Yep, what's your policy around dishcloths?

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Well? The first policy is don't double don't double dup,
don't use them as romance rags as well. Just keep
them in the kitchen. That'd be my first My first
rule is keep it in the kitchen. Once it starts
smelling like cat your iron, you need to wash it.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Okay, you've got a problem with your cat though, yeah,
we need so. Do you use your disclost for cleaning
up your cat crap?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
No?

Speaker 7 (53:50):
I don't. No, I don't, but it gives that general
smell about it. Isn't it a dishcloth?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
So are you?

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Are you a disposable one? You know the blue blue
ones that you rip off and then do you chuck them?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You chuck cloth? Yes, No, I don't use the chucks,
to be honest, because I don't find it's absorbent enough. Instead,
I go with the double ficked sponge. You know the
sponges that you hear that they don't the trick With
the sponge, you've got to make sure that you squeeze
it out, particularly at nighttime, you know, otherwise it sits
there for a period of time.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
You talking about something else.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I know what you're doing there, but it's slightly different.
But you squeeze it out because if it's damp, if
it's moist, then it holds onto its bacteria, and essentially
you're just smearing that bacteria all around your surfaces of
your kitchen. Although, to be fair, does anyone really care
about the bacteria, Like you can't see it, I don't
bacteria to me. If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.

(54:47):
That's that's my that's my feeling on this.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
Okay. So you're a huge fan of just smearing your
kitchen bench with camberler back to just if you can't
see it, if it makes the marble shine or the
marble pop. Yeah, you're just quite heavy for that camber back.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Just to be there. It looks tidy. If it looks tidy,
it's clean.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
It's a tidy bacteria. It's a good well.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Otherwise, how do you know we're bacteria's? I mean someone's Okay,
so someone's been, someone's been, you know, touching up some chicken's,
some raw chickens, and then they've been touching the top
of the surface, Like how would you how would you know?
How do you know where it is? It might be anywhere,
it could be on a tap. Just you have to
go around worrying about where germs are all the time.
It's like, come on there, germs everywhere.

Speaker 7 (55:26):
Okay, So what's your policy then? What you've got your sponge,
You've got your spongy sponge.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I prefer a yellow one.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
How many days of your yellow sponge of your SpongeBob
SquarePants type sponge are you rolling before you biffing.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
It until it becomes discolored and stinks even when you
squeeze it out.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Yeah, the discoloring I think is a good place to start.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
The discoloring is And I don't use it on the floor.
You only use it for the for the top of
the bench. Yeah, no course, and I don't use it
in my I don't use it for my ablutions.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
No one was thinking that you would just used.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
To mainly mop up excess water, which is a the
sainc after you have clean dishes, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Okay, how long on average you think that would be
in terms of days?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
I reckon a week? Interesting, Yeah, which I think is
quite a lot.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
As into what expensive, Yes, then you're going through quite
a few sponges on you. Yeah, how much do you
think of sponges?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I'm going to say the sponge would be four to
fifty for a pack of three.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Well, the reason we're talking about this is because there's
a new article that's come out on things you need
to do to make sure your kitchen stay is clean.
And the first one is replace your main disc closh
or sponge daily. Bacteria thrives in damp.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Okay, hold on, this is a report that's been clearly
commissioned by Big dish Cloth, Big Cloth, Big cloths involved
in this. You can't do it every day. That's going
to bankrupt you.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
We have to come back and have a bit more
of a chat about this article because there's some other
strange things that you have to be doing in your
kitchen to.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Keep it tidy.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Apparently, can we not? Yeah, actually we cannot.

Speaker 10 (56:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
This is an important issue affecting kiwis. People care about this.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Use entertain the sports the available everywhere on the radio.
Out Johnny Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
It's eight thirty one time for you latest news headlines.
New polling shows that Kamala Harris is just ahead of
Donald Trump in this week's US presidential election. The election
remains neck and neck and many key battleground states could
go either way. So it's Weddnesday, New Zealand time.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I reckon. The Orange man is going to take it.
Are going to take I reckon. He's going to be
their own. It's going to be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
She's she's close. If The interesting thing is if he
doesn't take it, So he's not going to go down graciously.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
He is going to storm the hell again.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well, of course he's not going to go down great.
I mean, he's never done anything gracious in his life,
so he's not going to go. Okay, good on you,
well done, Kamela. You deserve to win. So can you
imagine him doing that? No, and then the other thing
he does. If he doesn't win, he will hang around
for another four years and he will go again. The
Republicans can't get rid of him, at least if he
does become president. This is the this is the end.

(58:00):
He can only do four more years and under US constitution,
the constitutional law, you can't do any more than two terms.
So that's him. Auckland Is will have to wait a
while to learn what a second what Matar Harbor Crossing
will look like. Transport Minister Simeon Brown has told m
ZTA to look at two designs a tunnel and a
bridge option. Oh that's good. G lame them a bridge

(58:20):
your way, a tunnel out your way. Yeah great, Your
people people who didn't put don't want a bloody tunnel.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
We don't want to.

Speaker 7 (58:27):
Your sort out there, want anyone out there. So it's
a one road in, one road out situation.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
And Max Forstappan has won the Brazilian Formula One grow
On pre Lium. Lawson finished ninth. Is that good finishing ninth? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:39):
It is because there's twenty there's twenty cars, yep. And
he's racing in a car that's not great okay, it's
the Racing Bulls car and to get points is the
top ten get points because it's a sliding scale and
for him to get points as great. He beat Lewis Hamilton.
He importantly he beat Sergio Petties yep, who was the
other Red Bull Racing driver to fin strap on. That's
the seat they're all going for and he beat him again.

(59:01):
So Liam Lawson he's doing good work.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Okay. And the rain too. Yeah, it was tough race
by the looks of it.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
The at you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al radio right, let's.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Get back to dish cloths.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
We do.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
We're going to get back to the dishcloth. Can we
be a bit more succinct on what we're going to
talk about with dishcloth well hygiene.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Dishcloth hygiene, okay, And I know that you run a
reusable cloth.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
We run, yeah, we run a homemade homemade crocheted cloth
a bit like sex or seven of them. So once
they get a bit mankey, check them in the in
the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
And is it mankey to the smell? Yeah? Okay, and
the touch and the touch okay, okay. So if you
get what build ups megma crowd crud sort of around it,
that's when it goes.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
It starts to turn into bit of cardboard. You need
to kind of hit it on the bench and it's
hard you stick that in the washing machine.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Sorry, Joy, really quickly.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Is there any other cloths around the house that are
also homemade? Out of curiosity, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
There's the face cloth in the bathroom. Never get the
face cloth in the and the kitchen one that the
difference between the two colors, one's green, and then you've
got the romance rag which is blue. So and the
thing with the blue is it's a difficult color because
it does look like a massacre of snails.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, you've had some problems with blue linen in the past,
so it doesn't surprise me that you've gone back to
the same color. And maybe it does. Yellow I would
have thought would have been better for the Romance rag.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't choose the colors, but.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Yellow is so clearly kitchen those jury yellow. Yeah, I
feel like just yellow as the kitchen color.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But then so is green. Actually, know, I think about it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
It's not blue blue, the color of romance blue.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
It is for dudes, I suppose.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, So one of these cloths made of that you're
operating in the Laine household, are they old undies?

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
And that's a it's a kind of a wool, it's
a wool kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Okay, because then our family were you used to have
the rag draw? Do you guys? Do you guys have
the rag Yeah, my parents and they've still got a
rag draw operating, which is sort of a collection of
my father's old white wife front jockeys and the rags
Triple XL that's that's the rags.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
We had andies in our rag basket. As well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, and there's a couple of wife pleases, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Singlets yep, same as ours.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
My dad's singings will be in there. Clean up a mess,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Fine, but so ill broken t shirt off?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
What happened to the rag draws?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Actually, that's a good point, the list of them now.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
No, they're still around. They're still around because you need
you need the rag draw You need to get on
the rags when you're doing polishing, polishing stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
And when are you doing that? When are you polishing stuff?
Polishing the family silver with the brasso? When you get
the brasso out, I've never I don't have any bro
I don't own brasso. That's not a that's not a
thing that I've got.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Shoe cleaning, then here you go, oh yeah, you get
on the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Rags for that, Okay, shoe cleaning, dusting, dust dust, your duster,
dusting with a duster. What's a duster? Wow? One of
those fluffy sort of things that you that you get.
Oh and that you get them in the extension pole nowadays, No, because.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
That's a big tickler.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
They're perverted exactly, see because people are you used them
for things like tickling Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
So main one of the main points around around cleanliness
in the kitchen is regularly cleaning the dishwasher seals and
sink areas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Okay, this is according to a new article by the
way that this is just not you coming.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Up with this often. No, this is an article that's
been commissioned by Big dish cloth Chucks.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Yeah, big Chucks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So they're saying, regularly clean dishwasher seals. Oh they do stink.
Oh yeah, they go mouldy. It's gross. Yeah, they can stink.
Clean the cutlery drawer once a month. I've never cleaned
the cutlor draw in my life. That one sinks once
a week. Clean the sink, ye, I'm happy to do that. Sure,
what does that for me? And the range hood? Apparently?
Clean the filter yep, hot soapy water. You can even

(01:02:53):
put them through the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
You can put your cat through the dishwasher too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
On the short wash. Ok.

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
You're got to pull all the yeah, yeah, you gotta
pull the trays out and then put a little basket
in there to keep it comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
They love it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
The Darkey Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Dy Lacy he Julane is in this morning Rude. It
joins us in the studio as well with Mashy and
a great moment for New Zealand sport if you're a
cricket fan, a black Cat fan, a lifelong black Cat fan,
like all of us are in this particular room, arguably
the greatest ever moment in New Zealand away from home
Test series history.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Yeah, because normally when you're touring the subcontinent, it's like,
oh God, we're going to get smoked, and that invariably happens,
and for some reason, a black Swan event, we've gone over.
We've been our ass's hand to do us by Sri
Lanka and the lead up, so it's like, oh god,
we've got three tests and poone Wankidi and Bangalore, Bangalore,

(01:03:52):
Oh god, and we turn around, we went all three.
We pull their little pants down and we spank their
little bodies.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
And last night in celebration, I was watching the final
sort of when they needed about fifty runs to win,
sifty runs to win, then we got punt And with
that review, brilliant review, great review from Tom Lathan, a
terrible review after that from AJS Patel with that LBW
but still I thought, oh god, that's going to come
back a Butterson house. But she was tense. There's nothing

(01:04:19):
more exciting than a tight tearst finish.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Our WhatsApp groups going off left, right and cinder. I
couldn't keep up with the chat I send. I was
sending wrong abuse to wrong check groups, like, you know,
is this the most out of shape international team of
all time? Seeing that, I'll get rid of Fattie. See,
I'm just firing them out. And then I went be ouble,
I see get rid of Fatti to my mum. My
family group got an awkward response to what I said, Oh, sorry,

(01:04:44):
wrong group.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Sorry mum.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, then you get that thing that said this message
has been deleted. Yeah, it's always like what was that messaging?
So rudy, you've done some maths, No one, this isn't
called rude mats and ruder. Ruder can crunch the numbers.
Executive producer r liked like no one else. And this
is around the World Test Championship. Yes, of course, World
Test Championship points on on offer for that match and

(01:05:08):
New Zealand before is this this is currently the World
Test Championship points table as it sits now.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Ruder, Yeah, that one at the top there where we're fourth. Okay,
that says it sits at the moment. Australia first and
your second, Trillanth, third, New Zealand and fourth. Now I've
gone deep because of course before the India series, all
the talk was, well we've lost AUSTRALIANCA. There's no way
we're going to make that World Test Championship final and
repeat what we did in twenty twenty one. Because of

(01:05:35):
course people expect the New Zealand to lose three nil.
However it's gone the other way. So I've gone over
the figures. I've gone over all the series between now
and next May. First thing we need to do, beat
England three nil.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Easy. Surely we can see that, right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
It kicks off in about three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, that's right, is it? November twenty eight? First Test? Yep,
we'll be commentating that, okay, and we'll be producing a
green Seama down there, no doubt, with a little bit
of paying bounce and heavy. That's the way it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Normally works over and three and a half days.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
You definitely want to win the win the toss and
bowl first. Yes, very good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Okay, you've got that right. The other series that are
important to this. Australia Versus India and Australia. It's five
test series. We don't want Australia to win five now
because that will absolutely stuff us as well. So I'm
going four one to Australia or even four nil including
a draw.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Okay, yep, okay, there's a possibility. There's a high chance
that that will happen, right, thank you, there's a high change.
I think Australia will definitely pull India's pants down and
spank them. So if they do four nel, that would
be great.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
My next prediction South Africa got four Tests at home,
two against Sri Lanka, two against Pakistan. I think South
Africa will win all four of those. Yep, I think
there's a high chance of that happening. And then Australia
go to Sri Lanka for two tests and Sri Lanka
were pretty good against us in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Okay, this is this is the tricky little bit in here.
So what do you what are you saying? So Australia
have to lose to Sri Lanka and Sri Lanka two nil, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
No, and then that means we would play South Africa
and the World Tiest Championship fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Oh wow, lords, Well the first.

Speaker 12 (01:07:11):
The first possibility, it's do you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
That is more possible than us beating India three?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Nowthern India? Yeah, tell me I'm wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
So you're saying tell me I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
No, look, there's there's a high chance tell me I'm wrong.
Chance tell me I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I don't think you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
He doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I lost you a long time ago.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Speaking of WhatsApp groups going off like mine?

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Was you?

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
You were pissing. You went straight to the top, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Well in these situations, you know when obviously monumental moments
in New Zealand cricket, you need to go to the top.
And I just happened to have Sir Richard Headley's phone number.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
Were you drinking? Were you like?

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I think he was, because he replied really quickly.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
So what did you say to him?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I said to him, what a great day for the
New Zealand cricket to whitewash out Indian team and their
own condition. So hard to do. Very proud of those boys.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Then
he came back a time of great joy and celebration.
Fancy beating them at their own game with Spin being
the winner. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Now for

(01:08:15):
the Poms on home soil should create a lot of interest.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Oh that's quite a long detailed message.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, and he probably thought, well, that's hopefully the end
of Jeremy. He's not going to come back to me.
But no, I came back.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
He returned fire.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I love the way we attack. This is me. I
love the way we attack this. Spinner's easy thing to
do in theory, but very hard to pull off. Choosing
to bat and Bangalore spoke volumes. I reckon India assumed
they just walk over us. I bet they were thinking
about that Australian tour. Wow, this is deep. Pedals comes back.
Oh yes, I think they're very embarrassed and somewhat humiliated

(01:08:48):
that our boys had a better and more effective strategy
than them. Coach may not feel too happy. The backlash
in India will be severe in the old days, their
houses be set on fire?

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
Is still going?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Still going? Came back with ha Yes, amazing. No team's
ever whitewashed them at home and a three or more
Tis series before, not even any of the great Australian
sides featuring s K warn if a Gees would have
been burnt back in the day.

Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
Now we just have social media hate awful. This is
just a reminder different path here. If Jeremy Well's ever
takes you during the game, doesn't reply because it's going
to be broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
He came back. Okay, that is very dangerous and starts
mental health issues. So we've got into the mental health online.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
You got there pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
It feels like a private conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
And you have a habit of low schools. Last year
in Australia they were bolted out for thirty six in Adelaide.
Should still be a good series. But the big batting
stares need to step up his battles.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Okay, you've You've just come across another cricket hundi. You
can communicate with even.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You And now I've come back, still going.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
I did wonder who's going to be last?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Should I keep going? I said, love watching Commons. He's
my new favorite great bounce And I said, oh Rock's
got something once he gets his systems are going. His
pals is for me. Hazelwood's the pick of the three.
O'Rourke is a great prospect. He's got all the assets
to succeed. Oh, that's nice of soon, sir Dicky. And

(01:10:11):
then and then we went on and.

Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
You've seen pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
God. Yeah, so we had a great back and forth.
It was you had a bit of a finished at
quarter past ten. We just went back and forth. We
stoked that you just shd there with the nation. Back
and forth. Well, interesting insights from from sir Richard. He's
a he's a keen watcher of all New Zealand sport.
Like he's got a massive TV because I've sat and
watched him bowling on his own TV actually and with

(01:10:42):
him and on the Lazy Boys, and he he watches
so much sport and he loves it. He genuinely has
a love of all sport.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Excellent. Yeah, I thought you had a spring in your
step this morning. You really finished yourself off last night,
didn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
How do you know? You know me too well, parent
me too well. I just can't believe I didn't get
him to bold to me when I went to his house.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
He would have happily done that, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Marpe marpet, have a lovely day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
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