Department Store Chat - The Radio Highlights Pod August 21

Today on the radio show, we get stuck into some Department store chat and think we may have found the world’s worst job!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show Find the Perfect Gift, idea
and nail Father's Day this year with Bunnings. It's Mod Jerry.
They're on that it's Mad Jerry, Mattie Jeery. Well, welcome

(00:22):
along to the Manton Jerry Show. Oh, we've got a
huge show for you. It's the twenty first of August
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's good that we've got a huge show today because
most hump Days, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're our weakest shows. They can often be.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
But just looking at we'll got today, this might be
one of our strongest shows of the week.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah. And New Zealand's Best Toasty. We're going to tell
you where you can buy New Zealand's Best Toasty. I mean,
who doesn't want to know there? And we've got a
snake riding an alligator. Also we may have found one
of the worst jobs in the world.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Also, much later on in the show, we're going to
look into the hobbies that women finally to trift attractive
in men.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm going to take a guess at one of them. Okay,
I'm going to take a guess and just tell me
if this is well. I'm sure there's a lot of
them that are on this list. Yep. But if I
can just say one thing, it surely has to be gaming.
Ah yeah, it's gaming feature on the list. Well, yes

(01:25):
it does, okay, heavily on the list. Heavily on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
But you know what, we don't do everything just to
be attractive for women.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Sometimes we do things because they're fun.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So you see that story yesterday where the five teenagers
stormed a dairy and three kings in Auckland and they
tried to take some cash. They jumped over the top
of the counter there, and then they got trapped inside
because the owners whacked the roller door down immediately and
next thing you know, I mean brave owners. Yeah, and
then the teenagers tried to get out, because they're all

(01:58):
between fourteen and seventeen, they will try to get out
and they couldn't because the roller door was trapped down,
security doors down, and the police were called and the
police turned up and arrested all of them. How about
that boy? What boy?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That is concerning five teenagers fourteen to seventeen doing something
as crazy as that?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Interesting? Three girls and two boys adiots, three girls. Imagine
if you found out that your kids were doing that.
Oh man, if you found out that your kids had
had that little empathy that they're running into robber's store
like that, and then they got locked in there totally.
So it happened in the Duke Street Supriot on the
corner of Mount Eden Road and Duke Street. And you

(02:39):
know with that is it's just it's just that of
Mount Eden Road there we're at the total Hell. Yeah,
were it hangs if you're going towards import there hangs
a left. Yeah yeah, yeah. I used to live very
close to the ah right. Yeah. So so the group
were allegedly in a stolen car and then they parked
outside the store, so obviously they had the car ready
to go to seventeen Funny the license fourteen to seventeen
year olds? What is the three girls and two three girls,

(03:01):
two boys and they've stolen a car and they're robbing
a dairy. What's the future for them? I don't know
where are they going. I don't know what's wrong with them.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's not good. It's not good. It's even worse now.
Oh my god, it's terrible. Oh maybe it's better now,
Maybe people will intervene.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe it's better. But imagine if you found that out
that your daughter had done that, like boy boy, you'd
be like, oh, I know. It's a tricky situation because
if your daughter or son had done that, you essentially
wanted to own them. Yeah, you want to teach theff
You would feel listen, you possibly could. You'd feel huge
shame for how you'd brought them up.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, and it may not be your fault, but you
would feel huge shame, but also brave because what if
the kids just from the dairy owner, if the kids
just smashed everything in there?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
But I guess it's better to catch them. Yeah, ever
been caught now, So now it's good. They can get
a sleep on the rest of the web. Bustick yea
taken over to their parents and the parents would do
nothing and then they'll do it again. So good result. Okay.
The Mad and Cherry Show podcast coming up after the
sixth City News headlines A wonderful world of a snake

(04:09):
piggybacking on an alligator. I wonder what that story is about. Oh,
how do you stay on without arms? This is the
thing because if you if you if like you didn't
have arms' legacies riding a horse would not be easy.
But a python has the wrapping ability, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is it riding it or trying to kill it? You know,
It's like if you go, hey, look at that the
wonderful world of a lion riding gazelle. Then when you investigate,
it's got a chores wrapped around it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
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Speaker 4 (04:42):
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It's smart, sun Cherry up Black First S.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Matt he Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
The Maiden Cherry.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Show succeeded two on the Mat. Jewrys shared time for
the latest news headlines.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's six thty two on the Matt and Jerry Show.
Time for the Radiohurdace news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's good to double that up. The search continues for
six people believed to be still trapped in the hull
of a super yacht that sank near Sicily. Christ Search
lawyer a lah Ronald another New Zealand and thirteen others
have been confirmed alive. One body has been recovered so far.
Four years after a law was passed banning smoking and
vaping in cars with children, not a single fine has

(05:29):
been ursued. Okay, so that's good. It must have stopped.
Police have chosen not to enforce the law, instead assuming
only warnings and referrals to addiction services. I mean, what
are police going to do? So someone drives past vaping
in their car, you pull them over, What do you
do the kids in the back. It would be quite
a full on thing to do, wouldn't it. The only
time that you would probably be able to do anything
or note that people are even doing it, is if

(05:50):
you just happened to be a police officer that's pulled
up at some lights beside someone. Yeah, because like, how
else would you know? They RUNBOOQ? What a few people
for being on their phone. Yeah. I still to someone
the other day.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Who got rumbled for being on the phone, and they
weren't on their phone, but they were such an honest person,
they said to the cop. I wasn't on my phone
that time, but I'm often am, so I'm wanting to
take the phone.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh wow, Okay, I'm trying to remember who that was.
I'll try to work out the logic of it.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But I mean, obviously texting while you're driving is far
worse than vaping with kids in the camps.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh yeah, I wonder as well, like what happens when
you're at the lights, because I don't think texting while
you're driving is I think it's a terrible idea. It's
really hard hard to do both. And I mean, you
don't text well and you don't drive well, and obviously
neither you're doing neither. All right, both are bad. And
also obviously you're not you're distracted. But if you're at

(06:46):
the lights, what's the difference between being on your phone
and texting at the lights in terms of danger to
society and then being on your and looking through scrolling
through maybe your the lists of radio stations on your phone,
on your buddy.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Buddy, What about me sitting behind you and you don't
go when the lights change because you're texting your the
woman you're having an affair with on your burna fonte.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's what a horn's for. And the women's tea Tindy.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Horns for what for the cheating on you? No, not
for the cheating, it's for the bibi. If we go,
I get you, I have to.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Find the brewery of the day and the women's tea
to any World Cup schedule for October has been moved
to the UE from Bangladesh, which has been rocked by
political turmoil and violence in recent weeks. The event will
now take place in Dubai and Shaja from October third, in.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Front of huge, highly interested and engaged crowds of people.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
A woman allowed even to go along and watching sha Well,
that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Australian woman paying a dollar sixty seven to one that
Scottish one five hundred and one dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's the only woman eighteen dollars to one. Wow. That
is firm favorites for the Australian One Yes.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
The Wonderful World of a Snake writing a Gator. Yeah. So,
Florida man was hunting for pythons and the Big Cypress
National Preserve and he's captured a very unusual video. He
spotted a snake hitching a ride on the back of
a swimming alligator. Woo. His name is Bobby Ruiz, great name,

(08:25):
and he was participating in the Florida Python Challenge, which
is an annual event which the idea of control the
population of invasive Burmese pythons. And he captured the video
when he came across the snake in the gate of
practicing the buddy system. So he's describing. Have listen to this.
This is a commentary of him describing what he saw.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
They have a snake on top of the gator.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
There it is. He also sys is in the video.
This is the most Florida thing you will ever see.
He added that the snake was not Burmese python, so
he let it be.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's just a little snake. It's just a tiny little snake.
It almost looks like an eel on top of the gator.
It reminds me of that edage or that tail. You
know that cautionary tale about the scorpion and the turtle
where the scorpion goes, give me a left across the river.
I promise not to bite you, And then the turtle goes,

(09:27):
but you will. And then the scorpion goes, yeah, but
if I bite you will both.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Drown, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
And then they're halfway across, and the scorpion bites the turtle,
and the turtle goes, what the how only goes what?
I'm a scorpion, you know I's bound to boat you
you know?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Have you heard that? Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, half way across the snake just started biting the alligator.
But alligator was like, come on, man, He's like, what
a mistake.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I hadn't heard that before. I didn't really Why is
there always a turtle involved all the stories? Is a
turtle in the here? Or is it a tortoise and
a here tortoise and the here that's slow? Oh that's
one thing. They're around water, aren't there?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Also they've got a I mean in that case, they've
got something you can ride on their shell.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh that's a good point. You can roll one of
those bed boys. But you know, you could fit anything else.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I mean you could say, like it could be
a scorpion and a human a scorpion, you know, and
then the scorpions.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But what it's basically saying is people will do what
they're going to do because Texas has coming. That's a
frog and a scorpion.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
It was a frog and a scorpion that were in
the Florida thing, and not an and a snake.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
We've got the whole thing long.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
They have a snake on top of the gator. The
Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Something interesting happened to me last night because Telsa and
I sat sat at home and it's like something. It's
like I had a huge loss in my life because
I've been watching Vikings Valhalla. Oh yeah, you've been talking
about this a lot. You're a big fan. I love it.
I love Vikings Valhalla sit in the thirteen hundreds and
these Vikings, but I just didn't know that Vikings were

(11:01):
controlling so much of Europe. It's quite freaky anyway, hot actress,
actors and actresses. It's hot and interesting. Historically, three seasons
got to the end of the third season, and three
and done, three and done. There's no more. It's the
end of Vikings. And I genuinely last night we was
the first night we haven't been with Vikings for probably
two months, and there was a genuine sense of loss.

(11:25):
Can you go back to the TV show Vikings. I'm
thinking about going back to Vikings, but I feel like
I'm going backwards right. I'm not prepared to go back
because it the same era the same time. I think
it's I think it's the Vikings is set after, because
Vikings Valhalla is set after.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Sorry, oh okay, because the Vikings the original Viking series,
not the original one, but the one that was on
the History channel that then blew up. That was about
when they first worked out how watchway East was so
to navigate knowing east.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, yeah, yeah, well this one they definitely know what
easters and all over the place. Vikings is a Viking
king in England.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, oh, Cannock Cannock. Do you know Cannock, Well, i'll
do you. Yeah, Canock Cannock, the great. Yeah, I know
cook from way back was pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
How's he doing? He's dead, He's dead more recurate. I've
heard the word knock. I don't know anything about a.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I've never heard of King Cannock. I've heard of
King Cannock, but that's it. I didn't know he was
a Viking.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I can tell you he's a bit of a hottie,
was he? According to this show? A lot of it
turns out a lot of the Vikings, well hotties are
they abusers of a class drugs? These Vikings are. There's
a talk about berserkers. Yeah, I love a berserker. The
berserkers that take the mushrooms and then just go absolutely
nuts and battle. Yeah. I read a chapter in my

(12:47):
book about berserkers. There's a bit of a there's a
bit of talk about berserkers, but no, there's not a
lot of a class, but there's a lot of meat abuse.
They love meat and they love giving the kids meat.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, you know, we're talking about these new supermarket alcohol
rules that they're bringing in New Zealand. What about the
Vikings with their giving me to their children? When are
we going to do something about that?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Mate? One stage, there's a scene where there's seven year
old's on the meat. I'm feeling a little bit worse
for weir and they're like, you've had too much meat?
Good times than that? And Jerry show podcast, Yeah, showguns,
I'll give a showgun to go. This is funny.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
So Jeremy's talking about this how much he loves historical
drama and he's been watching Vikings, Vikings, Valhalla and he's
and then I say, you've got to watch Shogun because
this is another sort of historical show. And he goes
it comes over here in a very vacuous man of
chicks out and how many hotties are on in there.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, that's a big part about it, right.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I show a guy, a bald guy with a top
knight and he's like, I'm not really into that.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, I don't think I can watch that, and I like,
I like, I don't like a bald samurai with a
top knot.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
And then I show a woman walking down the hallway
with some between some sort of paper walls. He's like,
I can watch that, Yeah, evacuate.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
But for me, there's to be a bit of something
for both. There's got to be something for the mum's
and there's got to be something for the dead.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
This is the thing Showgun, which is on Netflix as well,
so it'd be very easy for you to find it
if you're watching Vikings. Found Out is very good. It's
incredibly beautifully shot. Oh yeah, but brutally violent.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
But was Vikings? Yeah they were brutal. They weren't good.
After eight o'clock, we're gonna talk about New Zealand's best
toasty Where can you find it and what is in it?
Also the least attractive hobbies for men according to women
spoiler alert, One of them is gaming.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Not surprising, there's one of them watching men's sport because
I found that you sit down to watch women's sport,
then women have no problem with it. Oh yeah, you're
watching a lot of men's sport. They have a huge
problem with it.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
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Speaker 2 (14:56):
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Speaker 4 (15:00):
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Speaker 1 (15:09):
I just want to hit Jeffy.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
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Speaker 1 (15:23):
Turn on my radio. I want Jerry and Mad my
favorite breakfast show. It is Jerry and Mad. Nice every
coming this morning on The Man In Jerry Show, Wednesday,
the twenty first of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Lots coming up this morning on the show. I just
I was hanging out with Gold middle Year, so I
was just thinking about it. I hung I held a
gold middle yearn.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Who's Gold middle War? Kayla's mikayleb live from the Rugby sevens.
Ye is that right? She's good, She's so good. She's
so good. But she's not that tall, but she's very solid. Yeah, yeah,
what a lovely person. She is too fantastic And how
does she run. She's so powerful the way she runs,
that doesn't suppose me. She's loaded the ground, she's got

(16:11):
the low center of gravity, but she's got the full
bodies who are going on great step and she loves
which she runs into attack or she powers into it.
She powers into it. Yeah, a lovely person. But the
gold medal, boy, they're quite heavy, is that right? But
can heavy those gold medals? Actually? Are they gold? Yeah?
Not gold plated. Oh that's a good question. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Part of it's made out of that, the internal of
it is, but that they shaved off the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Part of the Eiffel Tower with gold around it. Wow,
that's what those Paris gold medals are. I find that fascinating.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I love it when you get a medal that's made
of something else, like for example, the Victoria Cross. Victoria
Cross is made from the cannons of the Crimean wool
from the Crimean War. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it melted down.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
But you know when people win a gold medal, they'll
often sleep with it. That's a heavy ass medal to sleep.
If you rolled over on that, you do youself a
really injury.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
It's got the little sort of ribbed bits as well.
Yeah that one hasn't it? Yep? Ribbed for my pleasure?
Sure was holding it then?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
That and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
So do you see that American documentary maker who visited
a Chinese vape factory? Did a little bit of recording,
and he filmed someone who was whose job it was
to test the vapes. And I always wondered about this.
I wondered how they do quality control testing on vapes.
Turns out that there's just a person who's just sucking
on the vape. Someone's job to suck on the vape

(17:36):
to make sure the flavor's right and that it's working.
And what do they do on smokeo do they go
and suck another vapor? Well, interestingly, this person, this person
does vape oddly enough, but they reckon that the person
has hit that ten thousand hits on a vapor day. Wow,

(17:56):
ten thousand when you I a douche flute, someone else
has been on it. Yeah, then they sterilize it afterwards,
and Inverticoma is sure that yeah right right.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
So these are these are sort of the disposable ones.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
They're not the little capsules that go on the top
of it, you know, they're disposed of ones. Here listen,
have listened to this audio right here. So this staff
kind of blows my mind. Our friend here is testing
each one of them, and I'm not sure if it's
for taste or volume.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
I'm also curious if he is inhaling or if it's
like a cigar.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Just quick test test and that's hell. Yeah. So the
video is showing him sucking on each vape and quick
succession eight eight to ten thousand vapes a day. Yeah.
So he then goes on to tell the interview that
his nicotine consumption isn't solely tied to his work. So
he says that he likes the cheeky puff after work
as well. Well, yeah, I mean you have to because

(18:52):
it kind of withdrawal every day if you do that,
that's right. So if he's taking ten thousand vapes a
day and he goes, I actually enjoyed out of work,
it's addiction. Yeah. Then she's got a little man. She's
got a little twinkle in his eye. He's excited about
that job. Well, I'm having a look at this guy here.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
So he's running about seven or eight vapes in his
hands at the same time as he works his way
down the line of vapes. I assume just puffing in
and out. So I've done the math, So about an
average vape Indians yet at the moments are one thousand puffer.
That's one of the ones you'll get from the you know,
the garage or whatever. I know, I know a lot
about this. I've been going to pick one up from
time to time anyway. So he's running ten of those

(19:28):
each day. So yeah, he's definitely going to develop some
kind of nicotine dediction, hence why he's just continuing the
puffing after work.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah. It is interesting, isn't it. So it'd be great
to look at his lungs. I love too.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
He'd be a great tester because you know, we don't
really have any solid evidence yet of what vaping actually
does your lungs.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
You know, they need a bit of more time.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
There's a niggative vibe. I'll be I'll be the first
one that there's a vibe. There's a questionable vibe around it.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But my hunches, it's not great for your lungs. I
think your lungs prefer it when you just breathe clean,
ear in and out. Very Yeah. But this guy's I'd
love to see these this guy's lung because we've heard about.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Popcorn lung, haven't we. I mean, if that guy's that yeah, listen,
cut him open. He said a look, yeah, listen, I'm
looking at it. He's not old, No, I mean he
looks like he's about sixteen.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, I mean that's the problem is that we can't
cut him open. He's too young. He's too young to
get him open. He's too young.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
But we can't cut him op until he's he might
be eighty before.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
We can get him out him. Let's let's monitor him
though that it's someone who watched that guy that's ten thousand.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Vapes a day the Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
We'll just talk about this dude over in China whose
job it is to suck on vapes.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
He's a vape tester. He's a vape tester. So ten
thousand vapes a day. Someone said, sucking on a vapor day.
The stickster says, sucking on a vapor day would drive
me absolutely menthol.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Interestingly, he enjoys his job. He enjoys it. Yeah, he
likes his job. He says is a good job. He
enjoys his job. So, I mean some people, that would
be the worst job in the world. People that would
be the best job in.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
The one there's twenty eight eight hundred seconds in an
eight hour day, so that's one every.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Three second, that's right, Because he's doing yeah, yeah, three
seconds for quality control in this vape faction. He lines
them up and he gets like ten and a handful almost. Yeah,
they come in in a kind of a row and
then he goes and he just works through them quite quickly. Yeah,
he's not inhaling it massively. I've got to say, it's
not like he's taking the Royal deep. He's not taking

(21:29):
the kind of drags at mash takes. It's kind of
those deep like just right into your soul, just taking
all of that nicodine into your soul. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
But even so, even ten thousand light vape sucks a
days a lot, you know what I mean. I mean,
even if he isn't doing the full lungbusters.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Just trying to imagine what it's like just hanging out
the back of a vape for every three every three seconds.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What does your food taste like at lunch? You know,
what do you see which just tastes like?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Has he lost We don't know anything about this guy.
He lost his ability to taste things.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
He works at a Chinese vague victory. He doesn't have
a lunch break. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
And some of this eight hours a day thing now
this person's doing with the twenty eight it's not.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's no scuse. He's probably doing a twenty four hour day,
different different rules over there. But it just kind of
what's It's a good question, like what's the best job
and what's the what's the worst job that you've had?
The worst job over here?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I was a security guard and an abandoned Victorian prison
in London. Were at to stay overnight in this terrifying,
haunted prison to protect there because it was they filmed
downstairsn't it. So it was a prison that called Cripplegate's
an Angel.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
It's called cripple game. You can call a prison cripple game.
It was called It's not my fault. I didn't know
it appropriate, is it? I wasn't around an eighteen forty
when it opened. You can say that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Anyway, that was that was a terrible job because it
was scary. It's so scary, Well, what is it a
demanding job?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I just sort of actually initially it was when I
was doing it properly, which was going around the levels
and checking everything.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
At night, but eventually with the torch, but.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I got so scared doing that that I eventually just
renamed myself Sleepy Dog Security, where I just sleep against
the front door, you know, the main door, so if
anyone came through that way, then they'd get me, and
then I could keep my torch just shining down the stairs,
just in case, like any you know, monsters came to
get me.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Monsters, So you're predicting yourself against monsters. Did anyone? Did
any monsters come?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
No monsters came, and no one tried to break in,
because you know what we're to break into abandoned prison.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
How many days did you do that job for? I
did that job for five days. Okay, what about you, Jerry?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I mean, you've been in television for most of your
life I suppose, so not a lot of shitters.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
But if you ever had a job that you hated,
you've made a lot of shutters. But yeah, been very
lucrative and very easy for you. I've worked on some
piece of crack television shows, that's for sure, but they
weren't too hard to work on. Didn't you used to
work in a dry cleaner. That's my only other job.
It's working in a dry cleaner. Well, hang on, didn't
you just to also dress up as some kind of

(24:04):
table Talk, Collorge Rifles, Chicken the mask. I mean, I
wouldn't call that a full time job. That was just
sort of once or twice and you just peeped into
the changing room. I was paid twenty dollars, but I
had to get changed somewhere Mass and unfortunately the abby
place to get changed in the Chase Stadium was inside
of the table Talk College Rifles, changing sheds with my
mother's nipple team Mess. Have you ever had a job? No?

(24:25):
When you violence, you volunteer here. But this is my
worst job.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
We're just talking about best and worst jobs. There's a
text on three for three. My best job was when
I was a teenager and Matamata working at Decker with
my best friends. All I did was eat, pick and
mix and put everything on lay by. Everything that's come
since has been pretty average, to be fair.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Wow, you don't want to peak early? Do you peaking
at a Decker with the pick and mix early?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
A lot of people won't know what Decker is.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, I still don't know what Decker stands for. But
it was a department store, it was. And you know,
if you have a drive through a Huntly, you'll see
their decker stones sun Still.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It was kind of like a kmart, wasn't it before kmart?
So it had everything. It had a bit of food,
had a lot of hit, some hit some clothes, had
tubs of under armed the odorant, a lot of tupperware. Yeah.
When I think about it, I think tup aware for
some reason. Did they have plants decker? Yeah? No, no? No?
Was it only a North Island thing? I never anyone

(25:22):
see a decker in the South Island. You would never.
You wouldn't even around for decker. When did dickish someone
knows three for it? Three? When did deckers shut down?
And was it either a South Island thing? I never
saw one? But to get onto young, I think to
even see them, you go to the oh God, Arthur Barnett's,
Arthur Barnett's. No, there was no Arthur Barnet, aartha Barnett City.

(25:44):
Did you have Smith City? Yeah? I had a Smith City.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, Smith City loom large over over the South Island.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I think was deck of the North Island smith City?
Did you not have a smith City up here? I
don't think so. I don't think so. I feel like
Smith's City whenever I used to watch cricket or rugby
from Canterbury. There was a big Smith City. On the
top of one of the stands was dick Smith. Also
a similar dix Smith was electronics. There was electronics. Was

(26:12):
the dick Smith? Yeah, Dick Smith. I ordered something from
dick Smith just the other day. Yeah. Yeah, Well you're
not known as a bit of it, do you guys?
Are you guys into the d C. But what sorry
the d C. Well that spells no.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Another d I see was a department store on Princess
Street in when I was growing up, opened in eighty four.
All right, d C and Arthur Barnett. That's where I'm at. Okay,
what about Posty Plus.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It was Posty Plus still around Posty Plus I think's
gone a lot of texts coming in. Decker was definitely
in the South Island. A decker in christ Church. We
had a dec someone saying there was a huge decer
in oh amro There was a decker in esh Burton,
Decker and Graymouth.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
So there just wasn't a decker in Dunedon because we
had the d C and Arthur Barnett limit said that
we're doing all the heavy lifting in that area.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You're a The Ice, Matt and Jerry Show Radio had.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Jerry real Hore on weekdays, Lady and.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells the Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's seven point thirty one time for your radiohardaking news
headlines with Jimmy Wells and Auckland Pension has been injured
in an alleged road rage attack that also involved Uponson
b CEO and a luxury sports car. Oh seventy three
year old alleges his car was Alligiens. He was beaten
following a fender bend between his car and a businessman's

(27:44):
McLaren on the Northern Motorway near Silverdale on Sunday. However,
the CEO says the elderly man allegedly tried to run
him off the road and he was the one that
was assaulted. Police are investigating.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Sense whenever it is a flashcar involved, you have to
mention it. He was in a McLaren so, so zero
sympathy is that works because you know who cares about
the road rolls, who cares about the indiscretion. He was
in a McLaren so, he deserves no sympathy, exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
They're still hope for a rebound for sheep and cattle
as the number of livestock continues to fall. Beef land
New Zealand's annual survey reveals there's almost three percent less
beef cattle, while sheep numbers have fallen by more than
four percent in the year ending June.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I was talking to some people the other day why
dairy car numbers are lowering in New Zealand, which is
obviously horrific for our economy. Part of it is because
the farmers are getting older and older. So the average
age of farmers in New Zealand's now in their sixties,
so they're not as interested in running as many cows.
Oh that's interesting, yeah, because I mean the average age

(28:45):
of a farmer in Japan is something crazy like eighty.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Oh is that right? Because their kids are not into
taking over the farm. No, because there's a lot of
controversy around in families farming families around who takes over
the farm, how that works, Who inherits the farm? Who
then has to If you've got other siblings, the other
siblings have to that well, the sibling who inherits the
farm has to buy out the other siblings. Oh right,

(29:09):
And oftentimes you don't have the savings to do that
because farms are bloody expensive, big pieces of land, and
when interest rates are high and you've got to borrow
a whole lot of money, it doesn't make sense if
the if the beef and lamb schedules on the way
down heading south. So it's quite a complex thing. And
then also there's a whole lot of emotional things that

(29:30):
come into play. And it's quite a lifestyle. I mean,
if you're into it, it's a fantastic lifestyle. But it's
it's hard yaka, isn't it? Running a farm often are
a remote area. Yeah. And someone cricketer Darius Visa has
smashed a cricket world record hitting the most runs in
an over for T twenty International. The Sydney based cricketer
hit Vanuatu's Nayland Napiko for thirty nine runs. Wow, thirty

(29:55):
nine and and over and the fifteenth over of a
T twenty World Cup qualifier arp here with the overgoing
like this sex sex sex, no ball, sex dot no
ball and noble sex and then a sex off the
final ball is it history? Is it history? You bet?
It's history? Six six is in the over thirty nine

(30:16):
off it. I'm precidented seeds it up here, Darry's face
that take about that's great commentary for that game.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
That's quite good commentary that my flatmate plays to some more.
And he's over there at the moment. It's World Cup
qualifying that tournament, so there's a whole bunch of good
boadcasters over there taking it quite seriously.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, that are the pictures like in some more artificial.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Okay, that's the first word that comes to mind, and
then the second word that comes to mind is pre
and the third word that comes to mind is hard
and fast.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Three different things. But I wonder how Nulan and the
pickle felt.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
You know, when you've got you've gone for three sixes,
then you bowl and noble because you're doing everything to
not be hit for sex. And then after no ball
you go, okay, I gotta not bowler no ball, and
you bowl another do he gets hit for sex? Then
you get the dop ball and you go okay with contract,
then a no ball, then a no ball, than a
sex and then you and then another sex and then
you walk back to your fielding position going that didn't go.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
So Visa finished one hundred and thirty two runs. This
team scored one hundred and seventy four ten runs. That's
an artificial wicket if this picture is of it. So
this is this is like what you play on the domain.
This is sort of more of a last man stands wicket,
isn't it. I mean there's hope for everyone because I
think I could bowl an over that possibly wouldn't go
for thirty nine runs in an international situation against some

(31:33):
more Yep, what would you bowl? I just hope for
one that was mistimed. You know, one miss timed sex
where a person tried to hit you for sex. It
was miss timed and maybe caught on the boundary. Do
you stand by that? Because my flatmate opens the bedding
for some more. Yeah. So maybe when he gets back,
maybe we set up a bit of a net session.
Yeah ball.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
See if you can't big man, Yeah you cant, man,
I reckon, I can sweet look at it.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I mean, it's just not getting hit for thirty nine
off And I was surely I can do that. I've been.
I went I have for twenty four and then a match.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Once in that and Jerry Show podcast Mere Copper time
for me, I said there was no Decker in Dunedin.
And I can't believe I said that. I'm such an
absolute idiot.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm so.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I was so Arthur Barnett Limited focused. I was so
Diic focused though, forgot that that Decca was.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Right on George Street in Dunedin, right beside Penroses. Here's
the Texas just come in, big fan of Penroses I
was at the time.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I was just too focused on Penroses Deccer, I mean
ten Penroses, Arthur Barnett and Diic.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Are you even from dunedinsys this text? There were two
branches of Deccer, big one on George Street and a
little one and Princess Street, Yes there was deca was
even a Bell Clother.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I used to get my Underarmdiator and from the little
one on Princess Street.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I hate myself so much. Just Texas says you could
have visited when you were spreading knits and Sterling when.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I lived in Sterling. It's a very small town in
the in South London.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
When you lived when you were spreading knits, This person
right when I used to I used to go to
Bell Cluther and think that was the big smoke I
was worried that I was going to get mugged in
bell Cliff going to the big city. This can be
the stealing boy I've never received.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I've done some terrible things on the show over the years,
but I've never received so much abuse as I am
right now. Either of you helmets forgetting that was a
decker on George Street and Dunedin.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Did either of your helmets have what do we have
in christ Church? It was Valentine's. Is that just a
christ which exclusive Vallentine's. Yeah, Valentine's.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's the fancy Pens department store, is that right? Yeah?
Department store on the main strip.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
They had a good like Christmas kind of decorative stuff
in the holidays.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, yeah, And so I think in Auckland that the
the I guess the comparable store in Auckland would be
Smith and Coey okay, so not quite the same as
Dicky okay, Coccordion Stains and Wellington. And then what have
you got the Arthur Barnett down in the Barnett. Yep,
that sounds quite flashed.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
There was about the Barnett and christ Chiach as well.
Was there there was an Arthur Barnett? Yeah, it used to.
It used to annoy my dad because I call Arthur
Barnett's and you go, no, it's Arthur up Barnet's. But
Penroses had the.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Sucking machine excuse me, excuse me, and a big sucking machine,
so you'd buy stuff and it would suck your money
up a tube. I'm sure this is true.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I might have dreamed it, am I thinking of Willie
Wanker and the chocolate factory, but.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I feel like you might go on anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I feel like when you brought something at Penroses that
it would suck cash up and it would go around
through tubes.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Three three three confirminal Deny did was there some kind
of sucking machine going on there?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
At where?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Arthur Barnett, Yeah, it's been there's something confirmed. There was
also a pen Roses which had the pneumatic tubes that
the shop assistance would put your money in to be
sucked away somewhere.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
And then is there's still that cafe and Christitch that
will suck your food up and your money up and
dump it on your table.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I think it's the McDonald's and Sydney Airport that also
has a little bit of a sucking service where they'll
suck your food up the thing and then put it
on a different table or something like that.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
So apologies to need and forgetting about the two deckers
in Dunedin.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I would like to apologize for that. But by way
of apologize, apology because information is very important. People does
a lot of good. The deck and name had no
particular meaning, but the D and K letters were particularly
strong ones, and so they called it Decker code out.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, so they just called a decker.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
So you think the d C is the deed an
important company of course, but Decker the three leaders that
the four letters didn't stand for anything.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, there was nothing that was no sucking in Auckland.
There was that sucking stuff going here we go.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yes, Penroses did have a sucking thing. It's now a Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I think it's called pneumatic, isn't it? Tubes? So I'm
big enough to say sorry to to my home? How
big of you? Huge? I can't believe it, actually, I
can't believe it. Else with.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Jeral Breakfast s, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The
Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, Matthews.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And Jeer on Me Breakfast Show on Rady Who racky.
Welcome along to the Madden Jerry Show. It's weird as
that the twenty first of August twenty twenty four. Nice
heavy company this morning. That's so good to be here.
We've got a huge.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Show for the next hour of Matt and Jerry Entertainment
and Radiohadecke, including the least attractive hobbies for men according
to a woman.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, that's an important thing that we need to discuss. Also,
a young Mashie here. He needs some advice about a
piece of safety equipment involves as helmet. That does involve
a helmet, not my helmet specifically.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
I'm just I've recently been gifted a brand new bike,
well actually by someone a member of this team, which
we'll get into later on, and some help purchasing a helmet,
but again we'll get to that later on.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay. And also where can you find New Zealand's best
tasty as do that next? Let's find out.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Here on the Mountain Jerry Show. We love a toasted sandwich. Oh,
we certainly do huge on a toasty and a Bay
of Plenty Cafe has one. This year's hotly contested great
new Zealand Toasty Takeover competition. It's called the Kady Fall
Store and Craft Beer Garden. Okay. Interesting. Their injury is

(37:33):
called figure in the Middle and it beat off excuse me,
one hundred and sixty nine excuse me other sandwiches from
around New Zealand to win the big prize. Hang in
a minute. There's not a fig in it? Is there
is fagging it? Do you know that?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Do you know what's on a fig? At some point
a wasp? You know, let's not going to it. But
at some point I four guests have a wasp in it.
But continue, We'll leave that. We'll just put that to
the side and we'll work it. We'll put up in that,
we'll come back to it.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
The chef who created it's called Rich John and he
describes his creation like a cheese board and a sandwich. Okay,
So what's in it? Starts with incredible sourdo from Rotro
Bakery Pantry du Ore, and then there's a structurally critical
layer of Swiss cheese which checks as a buffer for

(38:18):
all the other wedd ingredients. Seems like dill pickle, cheesecake whip.
There's sliced figs in there. This rocket. There's blue cheese,
and there's a drizzle of chili honey, and then there's
a little bit of crunch with some McClure's pickles, which
is a mandatory ingredient. Oh okay, because I think mcluill
sponsor it. There's streaky bacon and toasted walnuts. That does

(38:42):
sound good. Get the walnuts out of there, mate, I
don't want the walnuts.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
And they know, okay, I mean, I feel good about
all those things that are in there. I reckon they'll
be yummy air. So that's the best toasty in New Zealand. Apparently,
apparently from Okeeady Fall's store. Apparently goes very nicely meshy
with a glass of red wine. I'm sure it does.
But I'm not here to eat my toasty with a
glass of red wine. What are you guys usually put
in your toasties?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay, so we'll after the after we'll play a song
and we'll come back with the four pillars. But before
we go to the four pillars, because we worked out
with the four pillars of toasties, we didn't we all
right about a year ago or something. I'm going straight
for bacon, no, sorry, baked bean and cheese.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
That's it. Baked bean and cheese, bean and cheese, baked
bean and cheese. I still annoy my kids by never
saying baked beans same that would annoy me too. I'd say,
would you like a cheese sandwich? That's really annoying. We
don't do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Then then I'd go ham, cheese and pineapple. That's another
great toasty. Like if I made a part, I'm gonna
go ham, cheese and pineapple. And I wouldn't and I
wouldn't kick a cheese on in an ear get a beard.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Either, cheese onion? Are you don't eat toasted sandwiches and
bed greasy crumbs? All right? Okay? On the places to
eat I toasted samwich? Okay, what have you got better
than those? Well, I'll let you know after this but
involves sweetcorn and.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Matt and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Talking about the greatest toasted sandwich in the land, and
it's from the Oketty Fools store just out of Rotro.
It's one before in twenty twenty two with a how
smoked beer brine brisket sandwich. It's basically a cheese boarder
in a sandwich. Yeah. This latest one is he's got dill, pickle, cheesecake,
WEP sliced fags, rocket blue cheese, a drizzle of chili honey,

(40:29):
streaky bacon, and some McClure's pickles.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
In July of twenty twenty two, we found the four
pillars of toasties on the Met and Jerry book for
show on Radio Hudecke, and they came back as voted
for by you very unimaginative compared to the Supreme Toasty
Winner cheese cheese and onion cheese and spaghetti cheese and han,
that's so disappointing.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's so disappointing. No sweetcorn.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
So before the break, before the song, you tease that
the ultimate cheese Toasty for you, Toasty Toasty pie as
contains sweet corn.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Sweet corn, cheese, and pickle purckle. Yeah, pickle, oh pickle,
just a little bit of the sour, so sweet and
sour the peckle, and then you've got the sweetness of
the sweet corn. Plus then you've got the savory flavors
of the cheese.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh yeah, like I forget, how good just sweet corn
on toast with cheeses. Yeah, it's so good, so good.
Everyone's all like baked beans on toasty, spaghetti on toaste,
don't forget your cheese.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Corn on your crean, your cream corn on toast, c
crim corn cream pink? Are you eating everything with cheese still?
I thought you're off the cheese. I'm off the cheese.
At you're still off the cheese? Yeah? A little bit?
What do you mean a little bit on? I'm back on.
I didn't last time.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, I didn't want to betray the dairy industry, you know,
just because I've got an interesting, interesting sort of dietary take.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I don't want to portray, you know, the backbone of
our economy. You know, that will be when you control
your cheese addiction, when you learn to have one piece
of cheese and then walk away. When you learn to
do that, that will be that will be the greatest growth,
personal growth in your life. I reckon. Do you want
to hear about figs and wasps? Yep? Okay. When it
comes to fig pollination, this is done by wasps. This

(42:24):
is how it works.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
A female wasp will crawl through a tiny hole in
the fruit to reach the center where the flower hides.
If the fruit is male, which makes them an edible,
get packed with pollen. The female wasp will lay a
bunch of eggs inside these then hatch, They mate, and
the males lay to tunnel the way out of the fig.
The females follow, taking both their eggs and some pollen

(42:47):
with them to transplant into other figs.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
So you got your figs. There's a wasp in there
at one point, yu. Yeah, it's pretty great saying.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah, although a lot of the figs you in supermarkets
now they've bypassed the whole wasp related activity a way
around it.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, very good for you the fig.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, and if there's a wasp left in there, there's
an enzyme in the fig that absorbs the wasp.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
How does that even work?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, I know it's been worked out over over.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Some time in that one. How does the fig know
that it's going to do that evolution? Mate? Credit? How
does it teach it to other figs? It's a wonderful
world we live in. It's fig children to do that
sort of maneuver.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Then Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
You've got a conundrum going on at the moment, don't you.
Mess It involves helmets.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Yeah, it does involve helmets. I thought I just put
this to you guys really quickly if it's okay. I
know it's coming up to primetime and it's not really
a primetime chat. But I just have recently been gifted
a bike from you many Yeah for your bed. Are
you upgraded recently to an e bike and you were
very generous and you gave me year old push bike.
It's quite a flash bike. Actually it's too flesh for me.
But Fellers, I've got a bit of a situation where
for the first time in a long time, I've realized

(43:49):
I need to go and buy a helmet now. A
helmet is something that I didn't really think about growing
up that much because I just had one around all
the time.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
There's always a few helmets and this is that. But
we growing up they do tend to be helmets and garages.
No one knows where they come from. Here, helmets everywhere,
when my kids would have no idea where the helmets
for their bikes come from. Yeah, So I had to
go and buy one yesterday, which is something that I
never really considered before. And I went to Sylvia Park,
the shopping mall here in Auckland, and I was looking
at the Torpedo seven. I believe it was all the

(44:18):
different shapes and sizes of helmets, and that was the
moment that I realized, hang on, there are a lot
of different shapes helmets, and it's a statement. It is
a statement.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
And I put one on and I thought to myself, Jesus,
is that what I look like with a helmet on?
I can't buy that one.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
You put on a helmet and you thought, this is
a helmet and a helmet. Do you know what you'd
look good in. No, I didn't think that, but you'd
look at one of those full faced ones. Well, hang on,
that feel slightly offensive as well. Well, you know one
that covers up well, like a motocross one or something
with the visor that comes down so you can't see
your eyes, you can't see your face, you can't see
your jaw, your teeth, you can't see anything basically, right, Okay,

(44:53):
So that's the one that you think I should go for.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
They I don't know if you should go for it,
but you would look better, and you look you'd look
better than you would in like one of those ones
that sits on the top of your head and exposes
your face.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
It's so funny said that, because I thought this chat
was going to go, I was going to give you
guys two options.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I was going to give you the round bowling ball helmet,
one that you see at the skate park.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
The skate park one kind of mountain bike ones. But no,
you've actually seen neither of those two. You should go
for the full face motocross one to just make sure
everything's covered up.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Have you seen those ones that I don't know who
they were or who they were fighting for or with,
but they were around in the nineteen thirties and nineteen
forties and they sort of came down. They had this
sort of symbol on the side of it. It looked
a little bit like a sort of a peace sign.
But around the other way. I don't want to be
wearing sort of the swastika sort of a thing German

(45:42):
sort of the German. They didn't have those at Torpedo
Sivenis they didn't have a German sort of a helmet. No.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
So back anyway, fellas, what helmets do you guys where
you're both you millioning e bike users at the moment?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
What helmets are you guys opted for? Because I need
to go and buy.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I'm wearing one that's a nod towards a skateboarding helmet.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, what's in a nod towards it?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
It's a nod towards It's not like a full skatee
woarding one because that would be humiliating.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
But so can I not get a full skateboarding one
because that was the one I was looking at.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, it's different at your age, doesn't do anything? Yeah, okay,
so I can do that. What about Jerry? So I
don't get one like mine? What slightly fed riichy? No? No,
Mine's one of those embarrassing mountain bike ones that you
get that it's like it's got a placetic cats on
the place, but it's got the gaps in it. It's light.
I don't think I can get either anything like when
are you going to land on your head? The top

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of your You're landing on the top of your head.
I mean, a full faced one isn't a bad idea
because people can't see you, especially if you're in a
bright orange like and humiliating e bite like mine. I
might get a full faced one to to hide, but
I reckon and this is going to sound lame.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Gloves are a good idea in a bike because when
you go off, you put your hands down.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Actually, yeah, okay, so you're saying, get some gloves and
then what in regards to the shape of the helmet,
have we decided what one I should get on?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
You could do a Mark Allison. We're a pumpkin. Is
that what he did? He rides with a pumpkin, did Regie?
And when he was not at all? White? White headphones.
Those headphones help those actually, But can I send you
something else for your messy full leathers? What full leatherskless
leather chaps, aless leather chairs and then full leather top

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with a leather jacket on it, with gloves.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
And cover yourself in fire retardant before you go out.
Let that stuff just in case you go on fire.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeap, Yeah, just safety first, mate, safety, We care.

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Speaker 2 (47:47):
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headlines with Jimmy Wells.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Police officers will soon give out fines for those who
smoke and vapor cars with children in them. Zero fines
have been issued since the low came in four years ago,
because police never updated their systems to allow fines. Oh
that's interesting, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
What if it's the kids vaping? Yeah, how are you
gonna deal with that one?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
What's a good question.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
What if a parent pulls up and they've got four
kids in the back seat, they're all on the darts?
What about if you blow it out the window?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Get out of the window. Four kids on the SIGs
in the back seat?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Does anyone else, Like, I understand it's not great to
be hot boxing nicotine, you know, cigarettes with your kids,
But does it feel a little bit invasive that you've
got the police looking in the window and judging what
you're doing?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I mean, come on, are your kids? Nobody's going to
get fine for this?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I mean vaping particularly, I mean, like you know, Cigaret,
I mean, you're a weird piss.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I do judge people if I see them driving along
smoking cigarettes and cars? Now, though, should you? It seems
it seems like you're so committed to the course, don't
do that. But you don't need to find But you
don't need to find people educate I just just educate.
Everyone knows smoking's bad. God the andreala is at a
Teddy Ferry will be out of service from Saturday to
Tuesday next week. It's getting a new gear box. I

(49:04):
think is it ever in service? Out to Terry Ferry.
Maybe get it out of service forever. And former director
of Team New Zealand, Jim Farmer won't be surprised if
a number of sailing fans op to skip this year's
America's Cup in Barcelona. Farmer feels that New Zealanders have
fallen out of love for the team after they decided
to move this year's defense off shore. The preliminary regatta

(49:25):
for the Louis Veruton Cup kicks off overnight tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah well, I mean you can see why. So you
run a very patriotic campaign, We're all very loyal, and
then they have the opportunity after we've spent quite a
bit of money on infrastructure for them, given them free
rent in various places around Auckland City and no we're
off to Spain.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
But like the All Blacks deciding to do a whole
season and not playing a game at home.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah well, I feel a little bit betrayed that they
played one of their test matches this year in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I don't like that. Just play them here. I will
see that. Yeah, it seems weird to me.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
So there's a poll out yep, and it's poled a
whole lot of women, yep. And it's asked women, what
are the least attractive hobbies for men? Yeah, and the
assumption is that we just live our lives to be
attractive for women. Yep. Absolutely so. Coming in number one,
video games, playing video game, playing video games, it's not attractive. No,

(50:21):
All right? Okay? Was that?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I get that kind of thing that you get from
Mashi's generation where your girlfriend might come around your house
and there's four TV set up in the lounge and
everyone's on a game.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
This year with their headphones on.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
It's hard to sort of find a way into that
that that kind of culture, isn't it. I guess video
games means that you've kind of off in another world
talking to different people. You know, it's not you wouldn't
say it's romantic. You know, if your partner sitting on
the other side of the room and you all got
your headphones on and you're screaming at Korean children.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
No, ten percent of women's survey thought that it was attractive,
just ten percent, but ninety percent thought that it was unattractive.
What about if you play games together, Well, that's probably
the ten percent.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
If you if your girlfriend's another room on the headphones
and she joins your squad.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, it's big of a gruit of mine that I
didn't play video games with my kids. Number two Collecting figurines.
Eighty five percent of women find men that collect figurines unattractive.
I get that. I used to collect figuring. Yeah, I
thought it was quite attractive. Yep. Say, look and I've
got I got a new Hulk. It's not a trick.

(51:30):
But it doesn't I'm looking down the list here and
it doesn't have it also doesn't have you know, men
that collect say you know, plushies or collecting anything like that. Yeah, collectibles.
Number three, Man, this affects you. Magic tracks. Eighty percent
of women find men that do magic tricks unattractive. Yeah,

(51:51):
I mean that's fair enough. I had to argue with that.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
I will say this though, as I've had partners in
the past that have said that magic tricks are unattractive
and then all of a sudden we've stumbled across I
don't know, quite a handsome magician or something like that,
and then it's not such a problem. It's just been
a problem for me doing magic tricks in the past.
I think if you're a hotty, magic tricks can be
quite attractive.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
What about David Copperfield, for example, the American magician. I mean,
he's got his billowy shirts, he's making the statue of
liberty disappear. That's pretty attractive.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Charges everyone finds them hot? Oh, actually, that's a good point.
I think he's charges Number four. Online trolling. Seventy five
percent of women found the what the hobby of online trolling?
Whose online trolling is a hobby? Well, yeah, so saying
that their hobbies are online trolling trolling? What are you into?

(52:38):
I'm into a bit like I go to the gym. Yeah, No,
I like cooking. Into online trolling? Are they online trolling
very short documentaries involving two humans? Well, I think that's
online viewing.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Again, that's a bit different online trolling as people that
spend their entire day on Twitter arguing politics with other people,
which I don't think that's attractive even for the people
doing it.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Turns out women don't find gambling particularly attractive. Seventy percent
of women think that that's not an attractive hobby. There
isn't a lot of oh you see. I mean I
don't know this. I don't have the stats on it,
but it does feel like gambling is quite a male thing,
isn't it. But then you think about down at the
old casino. Oh, yeah, you have the Poky's for the Pokeys. Yeah,
I think females. Females prefer the pokey.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Would you phinde an attractive if your partner Tulsi started
to go to the pokes every night, it's.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Not for me. The Pokeys. Now these and the last
four as you'd expect. Building model trains, how do you
feel about that? Jury you love to build model trains. Oh, look,
I quite like a model train, but I haven't built
one for quite some time. I mean, I think when
you're doing that, I can see why it's interesting. Well,
wait till my eight year old dad finds out there

(53:50):
building model trains as an attracting woman. Taxadermy, that's sixty
percent of women.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
That is Texasdermy. That's not a hobby. If you find
taxi dip Like, I'm all for taxi. I think it's cool.
But if you find taxidermity attractive, then I think that's weird.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
It just really turns me on. Here, you rip the
insides out of animals and I can get behind the
last two comic book collecting and you're behind. Not hot.
According to only fifty five percent of women think that
that's attractive, and fifty percent of women find bird watching
a massive turn off.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, Well, as I said before, maybe we do these
things not Maybe we've got personalities that are broader and
wider than just trying to be attractive to woman.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
To be fear though, my goodfriend does hate it when
I watch other birds. So she low hanging through.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Now, yesterday you somehow got your hands on a gold
medal Olympic gold medal. Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Mikayla Brides Blides medal for the sevens right, I held it.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It's heavy. Yeah, she's a fantastic person, isn't she? What
a lovely person she is. We're doing a photo shoot
together me her, Laura McGoldrick, Kezy and I Stewart and
how the gold medal and I had this well spring
of pride. And I says to her, I says to Mikayla,
I says, we won this. We won this, Mikayla, because

(55:12):
I'm a New Zealander. And she said, yes, we you
won this. That's so wrong, that's so typical a view
that that is so wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
But the pool of people that are in New Zealanders
won it. And she just happens to be the particular
daisy that grew up from the lawn to win that medal.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
But heavy the gold medal? Yeah, is it gold? The
gold medal? Is it actually made of gold? Did you
bite it? It's gold color.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
But Mikayla, she says to me, she says to me,
there's a bit of the Eiffel Tower in there?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Is there?

Speaker 5 (55:41):
What she said to you, because I was having a
look earlier in the show about what these medals were
actually made out of, and it's quite bizarre. You might
not be surprised to know, actually, gents, that a gold
medal does not require much gold. It requires at a
minimum six percent according to the Olympic Committee. Oh yeah,
of a gold medal must be gold. So at least
ninety two point five percent of a medal must be silver.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Silver. That's across all medals. That's all three of them.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Bronze yep, okay, that's right, and then usually about six
percent of those bad boys or six grams. Sorry I
used to color them, okay, I mean not a lot
of coloring were quired on the silver medal. I mean
they weigh up in total apparently over half a kilos. Wow,
it was it quite expensive around your neck?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Maddy? It was what's that? Sorry? Heavy? Not expensive?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I didn't put it around my neck, okay, because I
thought you knew how to do that.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Are you're not allowed to do that? And you're allowed
to do that. You got to you got to win
it to put it around your knae. You should You
shouldn't really be touching it. You've done in your life.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
But still, okay, man, she there's zero point zero four
pounds of iron renovation pieces from the Eiffel Tower, including
each middle.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
That's amazing. Wow, just a little bit of feel I
feel tower in there. How long do you wear your
middle for post Olympics? Well, michaela was saying that she
wore it to bit I mean nights.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
But it's quite heavy, so you wouldn't want to roll
over interestingly, and I don't want to pry and to
her private life. But she's engaged to Michael Brake from
the that one of Golden Tokyo.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
So so she's got two goals wow, and her fiance
has got one goals.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Wow. A gold middle relationship. Yeah. Is that the most
gold medal relationship in the world ever?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, Lisa Carrington's got a lot of gold, but she's
bringing all the gold to that relationship bucking not so much.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
No, I think I think the I think the requirement
is at least one partner has to have at least
one goals, yeah between them.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Yeah, because Zoe Hobbs has also got a partner that
is in the sailing, but neither of them have won
meddles yet.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
No, No, the sailing did wint a middle in the end. Okay,
so that's half that couple.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
No, right now they're the only couple, the gold middle couple,
the only gold middle.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I tell you, if a partner of mine ever won
a gold medal, I'd go out and win one at
the Olympics as well, just so there wasn't a power
and balance from the relationship.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah, sure, thanks for listening to the Mant and Jerry Show.
Have a lovely day to day. The podcast will be
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Speaker 4 (58:04):
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