Jerry Confesses To A Robbery - The Radio Highlights July 11

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Bunning's trade are there to help.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Jeremy where.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
From sixth sentem You're.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hard at nice every company. This morning on the Mat
and Jerry Show, there's at the eleventh of July twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Four mats away. But Ruth's in and so is Meshy.
Good morning, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
How are you mate?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
How are you ruder?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm a little concerned because I'm sitting with Hooty Jay
sits for the Drive show, and man, these headphones are
up very loud.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh the louder deaf? Yeah, he hit what he is deaf?
Here he is deaf. Whitty Jay, you're the same thing.
Happen to me just seconds before you mentioned that mine
was up on three quarters. Now, this is probably incredibly
boring for most people, but for anybody who's interested in
getting into the broadcasting industry, they'll be absolutely fascinate by
this behind the scenes chat. And I, over time have

(01:04):
always enjoyed my headphones incredibly loud, from dating back into
the mid nineties when I started, and I like having
it loud on my headphones, and then over time I've
gone differ and differ and differ and now I have
and in a bid to go list deaf over time,
I'm now down below half. I'm very proud of myself
for that.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I've got an idea up next for this, MGMT Chune,
how about mid voice break oil, alternate headphones and see
what kind of levels other people at the end of this.
There is a high level idea because I think I
might be running one quite loud. I've just realized this
because Jury, you've got a different set of cans than
I do. You've got quite an open back. Oh you've
got the same as me.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Ruder.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm probably gonna need to swap. These are the
wrong ones.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They feel awful.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
So just to confirm on the dial, there are you
running about three o'clock?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Jerry, I'm running. No, I'm running. I'm running about quarter
to eleven. Called it to twelve. Quarter two, I'm quarter
to twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm running about half past two. I reckon half past two.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm running at half seven?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What the heck?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh wow, I'm down as mine nod more sensitive than yours.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Maybe yours is on a different scale.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Wouldn't be surprised, So don't twitter with your noob. We're
gonna go and have a look at these headphones.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Next, don't touch a knob, all right, let's touch it. Okay,
get your hand off your knob. But you're touching a knob.
It's a great change here. I can't help, but don't
touch the knob. And that Jerry show, So we just
discovered before that we're all running various degrees of volume
in our headphones at any given time doing this radio show.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
And we thought we'd spare the listener that it wouldn't
we Instead of doing it live on ere we thought
we'd kind of go around the room during the song
and have a listen to other people's headphones. My takeaway
and Ruda's takeaway was probably quite similar, wasn't it. It
was that you and I run a very similar style.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We're sitting about the same I mentioned before that Hoidy
J on the Drive show appears to have his knob
to ride up and runs it quite hot.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
And what time is that on the clock again, just
for those listening.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, Hoidy Jay was probably at about four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm at about Habas two, okay. And then Jerry, we
made our way over to your headphones. Yeah, and you
are quiet.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah. Well, Minoggio, who's six in my seat, is for
the Drive show. He's running a three o'clock. He's running
a flat three. Yeah, three on the dot. It feels
quite nice a flat three. Yeah. Well, I run something
that's before twelve o'clock. I don't want to get anywhere
past mid day. So if I'm one minute to mid day,
I'm happy there. But I just want to operate somewhere
before mid day.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
But I didn't realize as well, is the sensitivity of
our knobs are so different because I'm running at a
seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, you've got it. You've got a different scale on
your knob. Can I just say you're nob Maybe it's
because you're twenty four, but you' and I was operating
completely differently than anyone else. Why is that? Well?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
The other thing is that Jerry and I have seven knobs.
Don't you have a black one?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I do have a black knob.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You've got a black knobby. It's a bit thin.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
The ours is quite thick.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, knobs.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
What I say I was at seven thirty?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah. I would just say this to you guys as
a word of warning from from a nearly you know,
next year coming up thirty years of broadcasting, and can
I just say to you that the level that you
are going with, I know, it's like it's like, do
you know what it's like. It's like when you have
tenure you and you start scratching the tenure and it

(04:17):
feels so good and throw a sock, you know, if
you're wearing like a norsewear sock or something and you
scratch it. It feels so nice, but then eventually it
starts to kind of hurt and cause your problems. That's
what it's like wearing having loud music and having yourself
loud in your headphones. You want it. It feels good,
you know, it makes you sound better. It's nice to
hear yourself in your headphones, but ultimately it will make

(04:39):
you go deaf.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
As we discussed this, can you hear this music beat
in the background. You can hear the jazz music tickering
away there.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I can hear it.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Like I said, it's quite loud for me, I suppose,
and then it's at.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
A really good level for me. Man, you great work
over there.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Okay, so you can hear this? When I put your
headphones on, I think I can't hear anything in those no, I.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Can hear it. I can hear it. But I'm just
saying you guys can go dere if you operate anything
past twelve o'clock, you're going to go there, Matty.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Six eighty one on the Mountain Jerry Show Time for
the latest news headlines. A number of high level meetings
for Chris Luxon and Washington today, That includes dinner at
the White House where he hopes to see President Joe Biden.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Right, okay, so why would he not see Joe Biden?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know, you know what I mean, like, gonn
wave it him? Was he going to do to him?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
How does dinner at the White House work? Is there
is a restaurant in there that you could go and
then maybe not see the president. I would have thought
that would be the only option for a dinner at
the White House is to see the president.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, yeah, that's a good question. I mean, Joe Biden's
busy at the moment. Also, would he even know who
Chris Luxen is and would he care?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
It sounds to me like when you go to a
wedding and the bride and groom are full on all
day and you might not actually get a chance to
get up and talk to them and congratulate. It sounds
like one of those situations. Or as you said, maybe
they don't even know the bride and groom. No, and
they've just got in as a partner. Well, I think
of this situation. The groom doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
He's also got to take his five o'clock. He also
doesn't know Andre Island is at A teddy fairy has
been given the green light to cross the Cooks Straight
again after grounding and picked in about three weeks ago.
Maritime New zealand'sys initial investigations founded did not happen due
to a crew member leaving the bridge to make a coffee,
as claimed earlier this week by New Zealand. First. I

(06:19):
read a article on this last night. Yes, but there's
more information here. I'm not sure why that doesn't mention
what hasn't been mentioned in the headlines. It turns out,
according to a internal report, allegedly the autopilot was left
on and they didn't realize it and the fairy started
steering in a weird direction up on the bridge. They

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weren't off on a coffee break. They were standing around
as you would in the bridge. You don't leave the
bridge to have a coffee. That's weird. And it started
veering off and they went hod on, what's going on here?
Where's meant to be steering this? And they didn't realize
they hadn't taken off the autopilot button.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
So what so the allegations that were made by New
Zealand first and in the week in parliament actually might
be quite accurate.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, they're true and since that the autopilot was left on,
but they're not true that they didn't take off and
get a coffee. Right.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
So Also, other rumors I heard earlier in the week
was that it was actually taken by Somali pirates like
Captain Phillips.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Is that not true either? I don't think that's true.
I haven't read anything about that. It's a big rumor.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Last Monday I heard that one.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh wow, yeah, coage. It turns out though, that when
it's on ado pilot and then they tried they took
it off autopilot. Finally, it took about a minute and
they worked out how to take it off and by
that stage they'd gone off course completely and they couldn't
bring it back. Now, there's a big unit.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
That thing when you say things that they worked out
how to take it off autopilot. I feel like that's
the type of thing that you go into a cruise
or eventure knowing how to do is switch things in
and out of autopilot or or actually just be able
to kind of drive that.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
But look under pressure, under pressure like that, when the
big unit's move and you can't stop it. Those big
units they true nightmare and debutante pastebowler Gus Atkinson has
helped England dominate the West Indies. On the opening day
of the first cricket Test at Lord, he's taking figures
of seven for forty five to dismiss the visitors for
one hundred and twenty one Wow. The hosts are one

(08:07):
hundred and eighty nine for three and replied stumps and
James Anderson's James Anderson's at one hundred and eighty eight
and final test, so he's taken one for twenty six
from ten point four overs.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Can someone tell me off the top of their head
how old James Anderson must be now?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Forty two?

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Forty one or forty two.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's got to be one of the more incredible cricket
careers that I can think of right now.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
How old is he?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He's forty one and three hundred and forty seven days,
so he's forty two late.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay, Yeah, I can't think of the oldest other cricketer
Colin Cowdery. I think I think he's in his forties
playing international cricket nineteen seventies. Wagner got up to thirty eight. Yeah,
he's in good nack James Anderson.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Rightio, I'll tell you what, Jerry,
I'm absolutely phizzing for this. Yesterday on the podcast, we
came up with a new game and we promised today
that we would play this for the first time. We
even had a chat to our Australian content director Pixie
Campbell about it yesterday on the podcast. He was like
a little bit unsure, but he was happy for us
to go ahead with it. So are you ready for it?

(09:11):
Have we got a sting made up for it? You've
got a sting made up?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
It might sound familiar.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Actually, here you go tossing into Jury's gob. Oh god,
it sounds like wats and Daddy's coffee, didn't it? Okay?
So the way this is going to work is that
Marshi gets an object and then I opened my mouth
and then you throw that object into my mouth. We
get someone to call up on eight hundred hardache, and
if you end up landing that in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Sorry, if I end up tossing into your goal, if
you toss.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It into my successfully, then the caller on eight hundred
hardache wins a prize today. The prize is a double
past to twisters.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I mean, what a prize that is. So give us
a call out O one hundred hardache. We will wait
for someone to call through. First caller through it can
be the first ever participant in tossing into jury's goal.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Lighting a full lines. Okay, it's good morning. Welcome to
the Matt and Jerry Show. Who are you talking to?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
You're speaking with Dylan Dylan.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right, Dylan, you are the first competitor to play
what to play tossing into Jerry's gob? Okay, okay, we're laughing.
Why are we laughing? Yeah? Here we go. So what
have you got? What are you tossing into my gob today?

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
That's a good question. Sorry, Dylan's gonna pull you down
at about this?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Is it? Ruder.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I understand you've been sick of the last couple of days.
So there's some kind of cough lolly that I've got here.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, it's a past deal, actually original mentholated cure ole
cough lollly. Often grandparents are the ones that that indulge
in these, but I kind of like them. They feel good,
make me feel nice.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Okay, So I'm throwing a curol into your I'm tossing
a curerol into.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Your God, Jerry, Yep, that's right. Okay, are we ready?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, Dilly, you get to go down there, mate.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, Dilly, how do you how do you want him
toss it into my gob?

Speaker 6 (11:04):
He's got good aim, wind it up and then.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Can I can I stop you there? Mash?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Would you like to take the curl out of the
plastic wrapper rather than throw.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's a very good point, DYEA can just take it.
So that's the original mentholated formula of curle menthol oil
of eucalyp, this oil of peppermint, oil of pine, oil
of aniseed, and a tincture of bin zuon binzon.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's also at a terrible size. It does get lodged
in the back of Jerry's throat.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, ok for some double past to twisters for Dilly.
Here goes match.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You can commentate, Rudy right, So Mesh steps up to
the microphone. He's got his elbow cocked, He's got the
curl in between the thumb and the forefinger. Jerry's got
his gob open ready to receive three two one, and I.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
In the glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
In the middle of the bridge of the nose with
Are you okay, poor Deli? Jesus?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
How do you feel about your performance there?

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Dilly time? It's going to take a little bit of
practice to the spot.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, it is. It's poor tossing from mess to be honestly,
I reckon we should give Dilli a double paster twists.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Anyway, it's in cinemas today, so we may as well
shout it out to you.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Thanks for being a part of the first ever tossing
into Jerry's goal. Are we happy with that, fellow? I
think so.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Jeremy's gum, the mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Wonderful world of Oh Jesus.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
A long one kangaroo captured after six months on the
loose in Germany.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well that's pretty much the story isn't it. A kangaroo
was captured after six months on the loose in Germany. Okay, sure,
Skippy and escape from his owner's property in the Ludwig
lust Pachim district of Germany on January thirty one last year.
They capture for months. It was sighted in heaps of places,

(13:11):
because I mean, a kangaroo just hopping around in the
wild in Germany is going to stick out like a
sore thumb. It's unusual.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
And also how do you catch a kangaroo? Jerry, you
know a bit more about this than I do.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean, they're very, very difficult to catch. So the
owner had already tried several times to recapture the pouched animal.
In the end, the police reported that there was no
danger from the shy plant eater, so we're not going
to take to it with a gun or anything like that.
In the end, Skippy was recaptured by a resident of

(13:43):
Ludestorf in lord Vest Lickenberg, about fifty miles from his
owner's home. So the kangaroo was temporarily housed and rescue
us horsepenow until the owner, Yen's Klaus, bought them home.
Please said, so we don't know how.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
They can, so we don't have any information on how
they know how Skippy the kangaroo was captured.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No idea. I suppose someone tackled, tackled.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It, really not boxed it.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
A tunk boxer kangaroo, myshoes is you never want to
box a kangaroo. So I think they captured it. They
tackled it, checked it in a horse pin, and now
it's been returned to its owner. What a wonderful world. Skippy?
Skippy is a what a dull name, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Is it racist calling a kangaroo skippy?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I was gonna ask the same question. I thought I
should put that one back in the pocket. So thank
you MaTx for asking that question.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Is it racist to call a kangaroo skippy?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
It just feels like it. Don't call you dog Max.
There's plenty of Max the dogs out there.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
We were just talking about that wonderful world and a
kangaroo in Germany, Skippy went missing from its owner's home,
skipped around nord Festenburg for a while and ended up
being captured, chucked in a horse pin, and has been
chucked back in its house now. M Man, she you
asked the question, is skippy a racist name for kangaroo?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well? I was just wondering. I was nervous that it
was a bit of a generalization calling the kangaroo skippy,
because it felt like that would be the first name
that came to mind, a little bit like makes the dog,
you know, no offense, of course, makes the dogs out there,
but it's just a bit of an obvious name, and
I was wondering if there was racist. Have you done
some investigating cherry?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, what you mean is it racist? Like not calling
it an indigenous Australian name?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I suppose it's also another angle on it. Yeah, is it?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well? I think so?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I mean, why why Skippy? Because what are the other
popular names for kangaroos? I suppose Boomer, Thumper.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I searched up the top three kangaroo names for pets. Yep,
these are people that have kangaroos for pets.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Skippy was number one.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Of course Boomer was number two.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Three any guesses thumpa, yep, thumba.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
There we go, Okay, Skippy, Boomer and number ticks through
here on three four eight three. I've called my cat pussy.
Is that racist mash?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
My cat was called pussy.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
It was I've got no issues with that.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I looked not racist. I think we're found five.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I have. I have kind of mudded the waters
here a little bit. But anyway, have you come up
with an Aboriginal name for for Skippy the kangaroo?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, I just looked up some abridge and names because
I thought I don't know many Aboriginal names, and it turns
out Bindi is an Aboriginal.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Name like Bindiyuan, yeah, and Barani that means boy okay,
and that particular dialect.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
But there's over two hundred and fifty different Indigenous Australian dialects.
I mean that's a lot. Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I mean such a big amount of land. I can
only imagine the amount of languages that were being spoken.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Totally and very ancient culture too, ten thousand years it's
been actually longer, I think twenty thousand years years something
like that. Anyway, coming up after seven o'clock an update
on Bigari's I'm gonna share that with you, and after
eight o'clock Penis or Genius, something we do every Thursday
here on Mountain Jerry Show. This morning we're getting stuck
into choirs, archives, Penis or genius. You can vote on

(16:49):
three for three or eight hundred Herdache.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
It'smat Jerry is Matt and Jerry Matten Jy.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
So yesterday on the show, we had some sad news
that Big Gary's, an institution in the christ Church takeaway scene,
has closed down. Sad sad news.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
A lot of people very upset about it on the
text machine actually today as well.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Three for eight three, Oh they really were. I mean,
we wanted to make sure that it was true, so
we got on the spot reporter to go and check
it out. Brendan, can you confirm is this true? Has
Big Gary's closed down?

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I can confirm. I'm standing out. So Big garys Now
in the shop is empty? Ok, the entire shop is empty.
Counters done, Brendan.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm so sorry to hear this, mate, But I also
understand you're a long serving customer of Big Gary, and
I understand you've celebrated a anniversary there recently.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (17:55):
That's correct? That would have been not the Valentinees this year,
that last year.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I love, mate, Okay, so holds a special place in
your heart.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Now, Brendan, we're very responsible broadcasters here at Radiohodaki, and
it would be remiss of us to not ask.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
A U Okay right now, are you all right? Do
you need anything from us?

Speaker 6 (18:14):
I don't think of the reality is shit yet? Okay,
it would probably hit me later in the day, but
you deeply diserviance.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Grief's a funny thing, Brendan, So you know, sometimes it
comes in waves, it comes and goes, but it's genuinely
something that you'd have to learn. So we are here.
You can always reach out to us on oh eight
hundred Hardeki if you need someone to talk to, no problem, Yeah, Brendan,
Great New Zealand are obviously a massive loss for him,
the loss of Bagary's. So we got this text through
on three four eight three. Would it kill Ruda to

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whip up a tribute to Bi Gary to the tune
of Mandy by Barry Man alot.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, I know there's a lot of people not only
in the Cannoby region but right around the country that
are hurting right now, and I just wanted to pay
tribute to this fine establishment be Gary.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Horrifict News this morning. But Gary's Ricketon is no longer Brennan,
can you confirm is this true? Has bur Gary's closed down?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I can confirm. I'm standing outside Big garys now in
the shoppers, even Big cobbles down the whole. I don't
think the reality has hit me. It'll probably hit me
later in the day, but you deeply disturb.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's the perfect place to die. Your pump pump Chicken
was so fine.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Your Warblue was a massive sausage on a stick. So
many people joked it looked like a giant dill like
Big Gary. I went in and I slept. You were
twenty more get I say, Big Gayy. What you gave

(19:49):
me was something my tasty then your facty away Gary,
it was much more than food good.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You were trained. How were you not luck to?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Were you Big Gary?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
You're lunt Oni?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
The so being was shaking. Man, I need Big Gary.
We love you Gary, and we're sorry. What a beautiful
musical tribute that was from your Ruda to be Gary
shutting down and Ricketton. There but a lot of questions,
it seems, have been asked in those lyrics around what

(20:30):
people are actually doing at Bigary's. And maybe that's got
something to do with why Bigary's actually shut down on
the first place.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well, apparently the alleged lyrics about slipping Gary a twenty
in some cases apparently are fifty and then receiving not
quite takeaways that you were asking for allegedly was the
previous owners.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh okay, the previous okay, good to know, good to know.
What a beautiful tribute that was? Good on your ruder, sad.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Day garis closing down the mat and Jerry's.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
This is a story that I was reading about the
other day, which I think affects everybody who runs a
work phone, who runs a work phone? Here, do you
know what?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't indied me? Do not pay for my phone
current like you.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Made Okay, I'm INDI me pay for mine, pay for yours,
pay for mine too. Why did they not pay for yours? Ruder? Well,
if you don't ask I, yes, you don't receive.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And I never asked either, to be honest reader, but
I managed to somehow.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Get that one. I didn't ask you, though they seemed
to be paying for a lot for me. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's nice, that's good man.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
So people are being reminded to take care of what
you use your work phone, work phone for because it
turns out that people can go back and have a
look over things that, let's just say, you might not
want people looking at.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
You're not referring. Are you to Internet history kind of
blue material stuff, or are you referring to that?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, it comes off the back of a Ministry of
Justice worker who referred to another woman as a bitch
in an online conversation. Sure, and that person was later
sent a copy of it. And so there's an academic author,
Barbara Sumner, and she made a number of Official Information
Act requests as part of her PhD research into the

(22:15):
systems around adoption. Then in October last year, she asked
for all correspondents mentioning her name. Oh god. So among
the responses was a team's conversation from twenty twenty two
complaining about her requests and referring to her as a
bitch for wanting to know everything. So this is the

(22:36):
thing lawyers can go back and request that companies show
all correspondents inside of a company that relates to you.
This is the same thing that's happening with Kamal Santa
Maria at the moment at TVNZ where Kamal's gone to
his lawyers, and as lawyers have said, I want all
of the communications that related to Kamala internally from TVNZ.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Is the idea with that that you can kind of
sir that topic and stuff. Yeah, yeah, Okay, you can
go after people for disfamatory statements and all that kind
of thing as well.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I've got to be careful. I mean, you've got to
be even more careful in the situation that TV and
ZED because TV and Z is a state owned enterprise
that's actually a Crown company I think, right, which means
it's owned by the government, and that means it's open
to official information requests. So I aise that card. Ah,
so any kind of correspondence, I think, even texts. So

(23:26):
what you need to know about this this is this
is the important part of this. If you want to
protect yourself and your privacy, wrap up so your boss
can probably read your emails and messages. Always assume that
your boss can read your emails and messages.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Okay, there is terrifying text messages included. Yep on my
work phone.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yep. Yeah, okay, I reckon, go on. The Privacy Act
can allow outsiders to ask for information. Okay, sure, so
people can use the Privacy Act to access information than
an organizations held about them, which you can bring to
Messages that were intended to be private might be about
your employment situations. It might be about how they're trying
to get rid of you, etc.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
So are you telling me England have just equalized in
that game? By the way, it's one old Sorry, I'm
traininling to not focus on that TV behind you, Jerry.
Are you telling me then that at any point my
workplace could probably seize my phone and go and then
look through everything photos.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't know about photos, I suppose do.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't even think they necessarily need to seize your phone.
What do you think they could dial in?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah? Well the other thing is messure you are running
a relationship with someone else from the from here.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, that's what I'm most worried about. Yeah, my girlfriend
works in the same building as I do and also
has a phone off the company. Dollar you suggesting that
there could be people upstairs dialing into our phone conversations
and you know, having a bit of a peak.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, this point here, what's on your phone could be
private in some cases. So if your employer pays for
your phone plan, that doesn't automatically give them the right
to information about what you're doing with it. Oh okay,
but if they provide the phone or the messaging systems
being used, the same rules would apply as to any
other workplace devices. Ah well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Okay, so it turns out I'm committing some crimes on
my phone.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Hey, Jerry, do you think that the powers that be
it ends at me can see the text messages that
you've been sending Masha's girlfriend Lung.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Let's hope not, because that's going to land all of
us in trouble.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
The Matt and Jerry Shir.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Every Thursday we run Penis or Genius. It's where we
take a look at the positives and negatives of a
particular group, place, a person, or even a topic. And
since the World Choir Games are taking place in Auckland
this week, this morning in Penis or Genius, we're tackling
the topic of choirs. Are they Penis or Genius? You

(25:40):
can vote on three for it, three or oh eight
hundred hodechey, or you can send us a talkback message
via your iHeartRadio talkback function on the app.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
If I was to say to you, Jerry, choirs the boring.
What would you say?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Ah ah, well, interesting you say that because I think
some choirs you probably think about choirs that singing church,
as I was part of choirs that sung in churches.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I think I was a part of the church choir
as well in my younger years.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Are you part of a choir?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
School choir? Probably from about Form four to Form seven
because I was no good at sports, so i'd do
something at school.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
That's quite late. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you
were doing.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I know what you were doing too, real.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Challenge and all that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You mean, it's a good place to meet girls.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
You identified the ratio pretty early and you thought, you
know what.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
How did they choose the choirs at your school? Because
at my school mate, the music teacher, Keith Cutten, used
too looked like a teddy boy from the nineteen fifties.
He used to walk around and we would be singing
in class and he'd walk around. We'd have to sing,
and then he'd walk around and give you the magic
touch from behind. Actually sorry, hang on, no, so we're
being rose.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
What's the magic touch?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
The magic touch if you got the magic touch from
Keith Cutton just on the shoulder, A little tap on
the shoulder, gentle. That meant that he didn't say it
before we were singing. But then later on we learned
that that meant that you were in the choir. You'd
been able to speak touch from Keith Capton.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Keith Carton with the special touch from behind. Okay, did
you ever get the special touch? I got the special
touch a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah. And once you got the special touch from Keith Carton,
you were in the choir. You'd had no choice. Ah.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Right, It was one of those things.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Because at Wyhe College, which is where I went to school,
Virginia Hill, who was the music teacher, basically said, do
you want to join the choir?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
The question can you sing? Was not asked, Okay, do
you want to join the choirt?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yes? Okay, come along.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
But isn't that one of the.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Great things about choirs is that you don't necessarily have
to be pitch perfect to sing in a choir. Don't
You don't want to be shocking because that will ruin
the choir, But you can pretty much think you can
hide your voice and amongst a whole lot of other voices.
That's the beauty of the choir.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Now for this conversation, I am feeling just up about
talking about choir some PLG. But just in case you're
not or you're at home, not just up like I am.
I thought, maybe boys, we can ever look back at
the four pillars of songs that have choirs in them.
We did that in February. Yeah, we found these back
in Fibruary. Yeah, this was the first one. I want
to know, what lovers.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So this was the New Jersey Mass Choir of the
Gospel Music Workshop of America. What a name that is
the New Jersey Mass Choir of the Gospel Music Workshop
of America.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I mean they sound so good.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Otherwise known as the njmc GMWOA. Also one of the
other pillars Mike and the Mechanics the Living Years from
nineteen eighty eight sec s. It's my number one are
So this is the King's House School Choir in London.

(28:38):
And interestingly they also featured three years before and one
of our other pillars. No, yes, Tina Turners, we don't
need another hero. Get the Laurence D. Lalio was one
of the members of the choir. When they're seeing this,
this is a.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Great churn, great choir. Everything works here.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You can hear a lot of can you. Yeah. We
went on to captain England Rugby and then of course
the fourth pillar Man in the Mirror from nineteen eighty eight,
the Andre Crouch choir, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Are a great quiet.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
There's absolutely no way anyone who is voting penis for
choirs today porg choirs after hearing those fortunes, Yeah God,
that good.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Well we'll find out after eight o'clock. Oh eight hundred
Hardeki three four eight three. We can press the talkback
function on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Jerry.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Show seven thirty on the Mat Jerry Show. Time for
the latest news headlines. No compensation from Transpower for business
is impacted by last month's power cutter Northland, caused when
maintenance crews removed termini nuts from a pylon and fell over.
Transpower says it can't guarantee there'll never be interruptions to supply.
A year after the Titan submersible disaster, the co founder

(30:10):
of ocean Gate is planning a dive to Dean's Blue
Hole in the Bahamas, also known as the Portal to
Hell it's one of the world's deepest ocean sinkholes.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know how We've been talking about the Warriors playing
in Las Vegas the last couple of days, and we're
all like, oh, pretty keen to go over to that
anyone came to go into Dean's blue hole known as
the Portal to Hell.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Now, I'd rather not go into the Portal to Hell,
to be honest.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
So was that to do with the situation that happened?
Was that last year or two years ago?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Now? With the submarine that we missing the same company?
It was a year ago? Was it a year ago?
That situation? Wow?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Okay, No, I don't want anything to.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Do with that. No. If it's that company, Ocean Gate,
no thank you. But also Dean's blue hole in the Bahamas.
I mean, the Bahamas is nice, Dean's blue hole, but
I'd rather stay out of Dean's blue hole. I don't
want to go anywhere near Dean's blue Hole. I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
If I ever meet Dean and he refers to his
blue hole as the Portal to Hell, I'm not touching.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm not going near It must have been must be
two yeah. Anyway, score update mash she won all between
the Netherlands and England last time I checked. That is
still correct, That is still right.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, I've got nothing more to add other than that
I'm struggling so hard to do a radio show this
morning because this game is really heading up England. For
the last few weeks there's been no secret they've been
quite happy to park the bus and not really attack
in any way, shape or form. But the Netherlands or
the Dutch they scored seven minutes since, so they've had
no other option other than to go foot to the throat.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, whoever win's this going to be playing Spain in
the final on Monday at seven a m. And Matt
and Jerry show So Unbeaten Kiwi box to David Nika
is putting his record on the line and a massive
cruise away contest on September fourteen at Auckland's Viaduct Events Center,
and his opponent is a world class Australian fighter, Blake Caparello.

(31:50):
And Blake, you join us in the studio right now.
Welcome to the show. Thanks for having me, guys. I
saw you yesterday in a photo with David. Where was that?
It was a publicity photo? What was going on there. Yeah.
The one is the sky towers. Yeah, well very high.

Speaker 9 (32:06):
And they're like, you got to get out there, and
I'm like, where's the rails. Yeah, there's no rails. Can't
we just take it here where the rails are? Just
took it the same photo.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
But yeah, we got out there.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
It was a bit of fun. The first start, my
league was shaken. David was like, is that the crate
moving man?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's my leg. I got more backwards to the outside.
I had the bigger fall. Yeah, this is the thing.
I mean, a fear of heights and a fear of
another man in a ring two quite different things. Yeah,
definitely I'll take the ring any Dave. Yeah. When I
was looking down, I'm like, that's a big job. Yeah.
But the other part about it was I saw that
they forced you to take your shirt off.

Speaker 9 (32:42):
He has an interesting one. They go the jumpsuit, all
the shirt off, and I know David likes to get
his rigged anyway. I think my manager is what sort
of shape you in?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I go. I had a quick look out. I think
there's two abs.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I was going to actually ask you. You mentioned David
deer Blake. We'll watch your relationship with with David Nick.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
I actually just met David when I arrived on Tuesday,
so yeah, he's a nice guy. Like we sort of
clicked a little bit, and yeah, yeah, it's businesses business
at the end of the day when it's in the ring.
But we've had a bit of a laugh in the
lead up, so it's made it a lot easier just
to do the promo stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
And you know, he's a cool guy.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
What I predictive over at David in New Zealand mainly
because he's a very handsome man and we don't have
many men that look like that in this country. So
is there any way we can negotiate some kind of
way of maybe you're just leaving the headline a little
bit of hate.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
For this for the body. I think I'll give the
body the body of work out there. Now. I'm interested
when you are lining up against an opponent because clearly,
to think clearly, I would imagine that you can't be
angry or hating them. You can't be hating the person
that you're about to box. How does that work? Do

(33:50):
you fire yourself up before you box or do you
go whether calming yourself down?

Speaker 9 (33:55):
Me personally, I'm a pretty chill guy anyway. So I
just on the job at hands. There's no hate. It
doesn't look I think when start bringing in the hate,
it brings a lot of emotions, a lot of tension,
and you expect a lot more from yourself, and like
on the night it might happen, you can't force something
to happen. So I think the comm you can stay,

(34:17):
the more of a chance you've got to execute what
you want to execute.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, looking back at your career, thirty seven bouts, can
you remember every decent shot that you've taken out of
those thirty seven bouts? I try to start to no shots.
It's hard to rememb It's hard to remember the last fight,
to be honest. Yeah, yeah, no, I can imagine thirty
seven is quite a lot. Yeah, so you'd be fighting

(34:42):
in September fourteen at Auckland's viadact E Vince Cinder bits
of luck with everything, Thank you. I hope it goes
well for you, and it's lovely to meet you, and
hopefully you don't have to do any more promo shoots.
But they've got to get your shit off in center,
the freeze, your tips off all the promo shoots. But
leave me shoved on. I'll just take the top off
of the weighing in for my fight. Not usually. Yeah, okay,

(35:04):
thanks so much for coming in black. Caperello fighting in
September against David Nieker and Matt Jericho. So I saw yesterday.
Gladiator too is coming out soon. I remember that day.
I never forgot it.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
But a slave could take revenge against an emperor.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Where were you born? I don't know and never knew
my mother and our father. You will be my instrument.
You are you? Did you hear that crowd? The greatest
temple wim ever built the Colosseum because this is what

(35:48):
they believe in power?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Oh man, I'm excited about that.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Mister wels So directed and co produced by Ridley Scott,
obviously the same person that directed the original Gladiator, and
it's it's going to be huge. It is going to
be huge.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
He recently did what was that film that Napoleon, which
was I mean, I had mixed reviews. It looked amazing,
the storyline was a little bit of I liked it.
It was really good looking, wasn't it? And I can
only imagine how good this is going to look. Who's
in it? Jury do you have any idea of the cast?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yes, I do. Actually, I can tell you that Denzel
Washington is in it is he you'll know him. Do
you know Paul mescal I know him well, yes. Do
you know Pedro Pescal I also know Pedro pescal of
from a lot of things. And do you know Connie Nielsen?
I don't know Conni Nielsen?

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Okay, think so there is no Russell Crowe. That was
my follow up question, So what is this going to
be about? Gladiator too? Do you got any idea on
the premise or the plot?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's essentially it's it's about It's actually a similar story
to the original in a lot of ways, right, Okay,
but it's a young guy. So over two decades after
the original events of Gladiator, Lucius, who's the grandson of
Rome's former emperor Marcus Aurelius and son of lou Sillier,
loves with his wife and children in Numidia, Roman soldiers

(37:04):
led by General Marcus a Cassius invade, forcing Lucius into slavery. Sure, yeah,
so that's that kind of vibe, right. I understand you've
seen a couple of scenes of it. Have you reader
involved some water in the Colosseum.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah, so I was just looking at the trailer for
that that we've just heard the audio of. And I
always assumed that the Colosseum, obviously we've all seen it,
and it's got this big arena and then it's got
the bit in the middle, and I always assumed that
it was just a dry land where people would fight
lions or fight each other. But in the trailer it's
completely filled up with water and there's warships full of
people taking shots of each other with bar and air.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
That's right. They used to fill it up with water
and to pack these old battles.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Okay, well, my full up cushion to you on that
is did they actually have excellents like that for that day?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I never forgot it.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
A slave could take revenge against an.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
He's doing a Russell Crillon personation. There isn't he?

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Excellent? It's almost more British than it is.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, they did not speak like that.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
How did they speak?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
So Roman's Romans spoke led this. It's a modern Italian.
It's with the Italian eggs. Thus, yea Lucius Obamazan Marcus
aid Elias. But anyway, be a weird film of people
spoke like that, that sort of stuff. What's the next

(38:26):
pasta settle down? Matey the okay, here's ac DC on
the Mat and Jerry Show, eleven minutes to eight, Pizza
Glad The Mat and Jerry Show. This is concerning. There's
the person who looks after the building, who is circling
around our kitchen out here at Radioheadache and she's got
a clipboard in her hands. This is dangerous. I wonder

(38:49):
what she's doing.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeh see, I actually have a feeling what she might
be doing. Jerry, and and this is a good time
to talk about it. And and Rhode, I'll bring you
on on this as well. Actually, as you said, I
was sitting down at my desk working on a couple
of things. It was about midday and that lady there
who runs operations for our central office here at in Zidney,
came and had a word to me. She was not
very happy with me, and I thought, you know what,

(39:13):
this is probably fair. I'm not sure what I've done yet,
but I'm sure there's been something. I tend to rub
people up the wrong way. That's fine, I'll get on
with that.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Always youre always rubbing people the wrong way.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Anyway, she decided to start grilling me about a certain thing,
and it was to do with the coffee here radio headache.
So we've got a kitchen out here, and is a coffee.
There's about four jars, isn't there. There's four big plastic tubs.
You've got an instant coffee, you've got a sugar, you've
got a milo, and then you've got one with.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Ta bags in it.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
There's been some issues Jerry and Ruder from the other
side of the building. There's been some allegations made that
we over here are going over the other side to
where other radio stations are, like Zidium, the Hits News
Talk ZB and not only borrowing a little bit of coffee,
but swapping out entire containers of coffee and replacing them,

(40:04):
giving them ount empty ones and then taking four ones
back in return. The lady who was asking me about
this yesterday, I thought it was me. I said, look,
this is not me, but she said, well, I've got
under good authority that is someone from your radio show.
And now this is where you boys come in. Okay,
I'm going to give you one opportunity now to come clean.
Is someone here at this table, rude or Jerry taking

(40:24):
coffee from zid m all the hits and replacing it
with empty tubs.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I put my hand up straight away, guilty. That was me.
I did that yesterday. We had our coffee in our
pot and our little poddle thing. I went across to
ZIM to get some coffee because they've always got heaps, yes,
instant coffee over there people, and so I went across
there to get some good, solid, you know, working class coffee.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, it's not about what kind of coffee.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
And then I looked and then I had our one
was empty, and I looked at there and it was
completely fun And I thought about some in and there
was no one working there at all. No one seemed
to be doing anything here. I's on holiday, and I thought, Bargaret,
I'm taking the whole thing. I thought, the empty one there,
and then I took there one there. One had a
little label and it said coffee. Now one didn't have
a label on it. They knew.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Well, that's how they knew, mate, because now we've got
a youtub that has a coffee label on the front
of it that we never had before. So the head
of operations here it ends in me. First of all,
thank you for coming clean so easily. I wasn't expecting.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Well I don't care. They well we're going to find me.
Well you can't do that, though, Jerry is what is what?
So what can you take from one kitchen to another?

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Well, I don't know, mate, don't come at me. Don't
shoot the messenger here.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Well, we're allowed to take milk, so when there's no milk,
we're allowed to go into another kitchen and grab the
milk from their fridge.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah, you're preaching to the choir here.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And so why can't you take? Like who worries about
that sort of thing? Well, it's people making the people
are struggling to try and generate enough revenue in this
business to keep the business going, and people worried where
the coffee is going from one place to another.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
So this coffee is all paid for by the same place.
It's not like a zim coffee budget as zidb Hodaki
coffee budget. Right, It's all just one big pop.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
So what I mean, I think what I think what
Head of Operations is asking Jerry is in the future,
let's not just take full tubs of coffee and replace
them with full empties.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Okay, I'm just going to say we do that. I'm
going to take as much coffee as I want from
one part of the building to another.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Jesus, that's a strong start. I'm going to I am okay, well,
I am well. I can't do that, but I'm going
to put heit of operations onto you. You'll be getting
a firmly weird of email about this coffee.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I can't wait. I can't wait for it. We'll mash.
What do you think that Heath is away this week?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I don't know why he is?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
The await this week formal warning for stealing coffee.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Imagine, keep backfast.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Nice to have your company this morning. I'm a man
and Jerry show Matt's away. I'll be back next Monday.
We've got Mashy in the studio and Ruder here as well.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Good morning Jerry. Hey did you get a coffee during
the headlines?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I did. I waited for that particular person who cares
their the clip board around the work, and I waited
for them to leave it, and then I went and
gen know what, I had three whole spoonfuls of instant coffe.
Thought I'm going to take an extra spoonful.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Straight from ZM in the Hits's kitchen that you took
yesterday and you replaced it with an empty tub, which
I mean we should even maybe I should go and
have an investigate to see what they've done about that
over there? Are they just running an empty tub today?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, if there was a whole nother if there was
a whole nother thing, because we operate Macona, yes we do.
If there was a whole you know, one of those
big cylindrical shaped ones that you get it from originally
and then you pour it into the smaller sort of
tupperware style, think, Yes, if there was one of those
in our kitchen, I'd be fine. I just would have
filled it up. But there isn't.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Now, we don't have the time for this on the
show today, but maybe this is something we could look
into tomorrow. I actually have it on good authority where
the mother load of the coffee for this building is.
Do you and I think I know where it is
mother load? And I'm talking shelves of those tins that
you were talking about, And maybe it's something that you
and I could go for a little bit of a
scavenger around. Oh, I think we could kind of pile
it up in the studio here. I think I know

(43:57):
where it is. I think it's in the mail room downstairs.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Really year, Well, then we wouldn't have to go and
steal it from zidioms that the thing Chuck trust us
with one of those that they don't trust us with them.
They don't think I'm going to take them home.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Well maybe we are.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I'm not going to take that home.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
The Matt and Jerry shir.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's Matten Jemmy's Penis or Genius. So every Thursday we
run Penis or Genius, the segment where we debate the
merits of something. And since the World Choir Games are
taking place in Auckland this week, we want to know
this morning choirs Penis or Genius.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yes, that's right, Jerry. I will be arguing that choirs
are in fact genius. You will be a Debbie Downer
and argue the fact that they are penis. Do you
want to start?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, I'll start, and you can vote on three four
O three. You can give us a call eight hundred
Horne can vote that way. In the end, it's you
that decides with a choir is going to go on
the plorg side. Of the cody log effix to the
wall of the studio.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
All right, take it away, fell up here, all right?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Penis choir as a penis because kids generally only join
choirs when they know good at.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Supports light ruder for example, one hundred percent, that's me.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That's why you joined. David Bay, I didn't want to
bring this up so early in my argument, but David
Bain was in a quiet.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
If you don't want to bring it up, don't bring
it up. I didn't want to bring it up so
early in the an. I was going to just wait
until maybe my fourth or fifth point. But in the
end it needed to come forward. David Bain was in
a quiet. Did hear that David Bain was in a quiet?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
He allowed and clear fell out on that one.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
When your kids join a choir, this is an important fact. Actually,
it hurts to have to go and watch a group
of people when you can't actually tell whether or not
your kid is singing or just lip sinking.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Pes.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I mean, I have no experience with this. I'm yet
to have children, but I can only imagine the idea
of some kind of recital where your kid has only
got three or four minutes and the whole event is
probably about two and a half to three hours long.
I can imagine the punishment.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Oh look, it's bad enough. It's a bad enough having
to go along and watch something that your kids starring
in mid alone being some tiny bit part where you
can't even tell if they're singing or not.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Well, my son was at the back of a group
of kids that was singing, and he was worried that
no one could see him, and so he started standing
up on his tippy toes, up, on his tippy toes up,
and then he sort of fell over at the back
and embarrass.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh no, No, choirs can be annoying, especially early in
the morning outside your window at Christmas time. Yes, I
it's not wrong.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
How many choirs do you have outside your window at Christmas?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Tith can be very, very annoying.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay, yeah, I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Think about a Christmas carol. Singing can cause frownlines and wrinkles,
leading to many older singers, like Paul McCartney, for example,
getting plastic surgery was in a choir. Okay, I think
there's a strong argument that is a very what's your
genius argument? Medium agon?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
My genius argument is absolute root fests choirs helping awkward
people holk up since Roman times.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that point.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You can hear beautiful renditions of some of the greatest
songs of all times. Yes, really, really, well, we'll get
to some like which ones later on. Okay, correct singing
is good for your breathing and.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Also good for your core. About incorrect sing.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Well, I don't know just but they don't teach incorrect
singing in the choir.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I've heard some in correct. I've been a part of
some choirs, and I've heard some incorrect. So you can
come from people around me something worse. There's nothing worse
than being in a choir and knowing that one of
the other people in the choir is letting the entire
choir down by singing flat and preaching to the choir
their brother.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
All right, My next point for the genius side of choirs.
For p ORG, you can gain lifelong friends from a
group of like minded individuals. Jury that's the kind of
spirit that you're missing in your life. Like, imagine making
a few friends. Imagine that, I imagine doing something with
some people enjoying it, getting along and just being positive

(47:36):
about everything.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I've made enough friends. Now I'm pruning. I'm in the
pruning stage of my life.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Well, you're trying to trim down down, and you get.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
To when you get to middle ages, have to start punting. Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Finally, choirs really adds to songs like I Want to
Know What Love Is by Foreigner. Also this great tune
here from Mike and the Mechanics. They don't even get
me started on this tune here. We don't need another

(48:09):
hero and we all know that Michael Jackson will love
to choir.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I'm a song about that statement, but there's something that
just feels a bit weird about it.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Okay, you can always text us on three for three.
You'll give us a cool one hundred. You'll vote via
the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app. Is Choirs are Choirs?
Is choirs?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
PLG?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Will choirs join cruise ships South Africa? And I'm just
having a look up their spring on the genius side
of codd log on the studio war or are they
going to be deemed penis like Vaping Prince Harry and
Demon You decide three four eight three, here's a mint
checks and I quir in this song.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
The Matt and Jerry Show, It's Matten Jimmy's penis or
genius this morning, while asking the question on penis or genius?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Are choir as penis or genius sets? Because the World
Choir Games are taking place in upon this week, you
can vote on three for eight three. You can send
us a talkback message by pressing the little microphone button
on your iHeartRadio app, or you can give us a call.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
You argued the fact that they were penis, didn't you, Jerry,
which I thought was very harsh. I argued the fact
that they were a genius and if few texts are
coming in on this, of course genius chois a genius.
Check out the krong forgive me let me start again?
QUI as a genius. Check out the congregation softly whispering
I love you really. I'm a singer in a band

(49:43):
and being in a choir made me way better? Is
this Texter?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
That will makes sense.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
There's safety and numbers, no doubt about that. Here's a
penis text. Choirs intrinsically linked to churches, and I hate churches,
so I'm voting penis. Good reason, fair enough, I assume
you're a really good singer and ask you to sing
at family events, but you're just actually an acquiring you're
not very good, So can you?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
I mean, I've gotta be honest. I haven't spent a
lot of time around a choir. Is that something that
you can do if you're not a great singer, you
can still get up there as a part of a
choir and just kind of sit in the back and
just let things happen and you try.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I think you can. I think the trick is in
those situations not sing too loud. Something I've learned recently
actually okay, when you're involved in in a group ensemble.
We've done a couple of them. We did one for
Matt's Bok launch the same way O the World. And
what I've learned is that if you can't harmonize and
you can't deliver your lines, it's too high for you. Maybe,

(50:37):
And I learned it from watching the We Are the
World documentary. So if you're up, you just lip sync,
just mouth along and it's fine. But you can't do
any damage by lip syncing. But you can do some
damage by singing flat.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Another genius text here is it gives something for the
elderly in Rual, New Zealand to do. Yeah, that's a
good point. A lot of choir is doing some great
work in small communities right across the country.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, I think it's a good way. It's certainly it's
a good way for people to meet people and stuff.
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
So you're real downer for arguing that the penis dure.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
David Bain in a choir classic innocent thing to do, penis. Okay,
so the votes have been tallied. Oh, interesting, the people
have heard, heki have spoken.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
And choirs will join owning a house King Charles Mother's
Day in China on.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
The nice side of the PLG Cody log, choirs, you've
been being genius. May you live on for all eternity
and exalted glory at the right hand of our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ and the Buddha from north Walk there.
It is good result for choirs. They deserve that.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Choirs they didn't deserve being Penis.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
So it's the eighth year of Beer and Pie July.
Amazing to think it's been going for.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Eight years years. That's longer than I've been here.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
It's almost longer than you've been on the earth.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Oh, okay, that's not true. I would have been well, okay,
beer and Poe July was first a thing.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
You were sixteen.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I wasn't legally allowed to drink men.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
No, were you were just able to make love to
someone legally.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Okay, well things for that, but yes, no, I first
about the eighth you of beer pojeer Lie Fellers. And
yesterday we were asked, weren't we what are our pie
flavors that we'd like to create if we were given
the opportunity along with Dad's Yeah, pies, not with a
whole bunch of dads, just Dad's pies. Yep, and make
your own pie flavor, which you can also do by
ticking pie to three three through.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, I misunderstood the question. So someone said to me,
what's your favorite pie favor? And I say, I said,
potato tops. Of course, the potatotop has been made before.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yes, you mup.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
And so I'm looking down here now and it's just
all over social media that I want to make a
potato toop pie. It makes me look like an absolute.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Hard They already were what sorry, Jery.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
It makes me okay, lidiot.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Yes, it does make you look like an anymore, so
you've gone with it. So what have you coupled up here?
You've gone the potato top? Yeah, nice original mate.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
And then the Panhead supercharger and a Panhead super charger.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Yeah, that's good beer. My old man loves a Panhead
super charger. You get him hanging out the back of
a six pack of Panheed Superchargers.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
There's no gunbagh. It's a good beer.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
What if you suges?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Can I just say before I say what?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I suggested that the Pantsman, our social media person, has
absolutely stitched you up jury because you look even stupider
on that picture, because it quite clearly say his potato
top without a potato top on top of that pie.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
It's clearly not a potato top pie. Pants man has
totally stitched me. I mean it was I look like
a real look at me and the picture of me
on the social media I look like an absolute penis.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yes you do, so, I suggested because I wanted to
come up with a fancy name, and I really liked
having steak, cheese, onion, bacon and mushroom and calling it
the skobam.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Okay, you've gone for two in the ingredients there. You
can't have steak, cheese, onion, bacon and mushroom and a pie. Right,
that's greedy.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
What are you gonna have to start listening all the
ingredients pastry, gravy.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Exactly, because you're listing the fillings match.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Okay, mate? So why did you end up on sco bam?
Because if I took the letters s co b A M, yeah,
you could end up with other words like bad mosque no.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
But I just really like the word sco bam and
I really like my ingredients will put together in a pie.
And because you know, the thing for me is that
I've quite often found a steak and cheese pie a
steak and mushroom pie a steak, but I wanted all
of them together because I've never had.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
All of them together.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Cos bam co s b A M.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah. Well let's talk about the picture of you, MESHI,
because you've decided a corn beef, steamed veggie and mash
pie is something that you want, So you want to
put yourself in a pie on Classic? You know there
was Classic your generation always thinking about themselves would be
a lovely thing.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I remember growing up having a lot of corn beef
overly steamed vege, no offense to my mother loved her dinners.
And also mash on the side, and I thought, if
you hit that in a pie, maybe that's nostalgia coming
straight back at me. But again, the pants man you're
already has posted an interesting photo of me beside it
masturbating a cricket bat.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah, I've noticed that, and also the fact you've got
a Canterbury Draft that you're going to make it worth
you what I thought.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
You know what, it's one of the clock back. If
you're going to be nostalgic with the pie flavor, I
might as well be a nostalgic with the beer flavor.
And I've gone with the CD the Cannery Draft. It's
been a long time since I've pitched one of those
at the bell Fust Rugby Club.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
So when it says mash and the pie, so you're
putting mash in the I knew.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
I did think there was going to be some confusion
around this about you know, look, I can feel the
jokes coming already, mashing leading into the pipe like can
we be at upstill?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I mean, as it meshed potato, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I'm thinking it's Swede.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Okay, like swede mash Yeah, okay, that sort of mesh.
I gotcha, I will. I can tell you now, none
of these pies are getting made really nocobam.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Rubbish been getting made for the last three hundred years, mate, exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
And you've just come up with it to understood the question.
So that's out as well, rubbish. But I'll tell you
our listeners can be a part of it because they
can suggest their pie flavors to three four eight three,
follow the link to the entry form, and if your
pie is deemed the best pie flavor that we're going
to make, Dad's pies are going to make it, then
you will win five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Oh man, I love beeron pie. July Jery.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
It's a great time of year, sure is, mate. This
is the Mantain Jerry Show Radiohack matten Je, matten Je,
mash Pressus Burtons with his hand for matten.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Jee, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Cherry Show, eight thirty one on The Manta Jerry Show.
Time for the way this news headlines murderer and prison
Eskpee Philip John Smith is again being investigated by police
after complaints two mobile phones were found in a cell
and a lighter was hidden in a pack of porridge furs.
Denied parole again yesterday his fourteenth parole hearing. You know,
it's interesting Philip John Smith. I know someone very well

(57:02):
called Philip Smith. And the reason that you have the
pillop John is for this exact reason that there's a
lot of phil Smith's out there.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
It's so funny to bring this up because I was
as I listened to your reading out the headline, I thought,
could you get more up the guts name than phil
John Smith? I mean, that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
In this situation, there's going to be a whole lot
of Philip John Smith's, aren't there. There's going to be
a lot of the middle name Mark David Chapman. I
mean you generally have that middle name in there.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Is that why most people with common names will run
the middle name is almost like a double barreled last name.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Well.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I think so definitely in the case of people who
are infamous.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yes, how many Jeremy Wells's are there?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Are there? I think there's a few. I think there's
a golfer, isn't there yes, there's a golfer.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
There's also a horse.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yep, there's a horse.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Are you part owner in that horse? I am okay, Yeah,
so that's a little bit different.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Horse was named after me rather than me named after
the horse.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Have you ever thought about naming the horse Jeremy Drummond? Wells, No, wait,
do you have a John in there as well? James
Jeremy Drummond?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Anyway, Jeremy James Drummond. Chris Luckson has described Washington, d C.
As a place with large egos after meeting with Lewis lawmakers.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
It's a harsh statement to make after your first dinner anyway.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
He did something of a walk back on that comment though,
by generalizing and saying there are egos and politics everywhere.
While there are, it's true, it's fair Radio hot Arch.
Would you either go to Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final.
It's up to you. Four nights on Mount Panorama watching

(58:35):
the Mighty Bathurst one thousand or the week end of
your life at the NRL Grand Final. That will also
include races on Saturday and a pre match cruise to
the game on the Sunday. Oh my god, England have
just scored.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
Sorry, to distract things.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Sorry, with two minutes worth ago, England have just scored
juke belling and bottom left corner. I understand. We've got
Andy on the line who probably wants to hit along
to Bathurst's. But you're a Scott Is that right?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Andy?

Speaker 4 (58:58):
How do you feel about that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Bugger, terrible time, so do I And.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
One of the Dutch has got a yellow card as
well by the looks of that.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, Andy, you can't go to Bathist definitely bath Hot
one sports all the way, okay, and he will check
you in the draw. Let's go to Rich from t Quity.
Good morning, Rich morning. Are you a Bathurst or are
you the n r OL Grand Final?

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (59:26):
How does it just to turn down the Grand Final
and have to go with Bethurst.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Have you been to Bethist before? Rich? No? No, but
I've acted it out, you know.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
That's very good?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Good luck? Good luck, Rich Race, Good morning, welcome to
the show. Race. Are you an n R L at
you're a Bathurst?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I have to be an RL Oh yeah, well can
you imagine if the wires made it?

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Well?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Well I'm being optimistic, so yeah, I think it will.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Be Yeah, it looks like a good time the you
got the races on the sad day, you got the
pre match cruise to the game on Sunday. We'll chuck
you in the drawer race. Best of luck with everything. Cheersesa.
All right, you are absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Oh god, I'm just as you were talking to those
callers there. I know I've got my priorities in the
wrong place, but I'm just trying to find the audio
of this goal. In fact, I think I might have
found it if you want to take a listen. This
is England going ahead in the semi final of the
Euros in injury time by Jude Belling and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I believe tis.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
God ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Forgive me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
It was Olie Watkins coming on for Harry Kane at
the top. It's going to be absolute scenes.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Jerious drama.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Any yellow card with the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Oh my goodness me that sends me into my day
with absolutely no will to do any kind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Of what timing the ninetieth minute two, that's remarkable. Well,
thanks for listening to the Matt and Jerry Show today.
Have a lovely day, miss You'll be having a great
day now.

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