Noel Gallagher & the Oasis Reunion - The Radio Highlights Pod August 28

On today's radio show the guys were able to confirm the news that's been imminent for a few days now - Oasis are back together! And they even got Noel Gallagher himself on the phone (back in 2019 - then today they replayed some of that interview for you).

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Matt and Jerry Show, Find the Perfect Gift Idea
and now Father's Day this year with Bunnings. It's Mad
and Jerry. It's Matt Jerry's Matt Jerry, Jay.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Nicey Comedy This Morning on The Madden Jerry Show, Wednesday,
the twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Eighth of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
My name's Jeremy Wells and this is Maddie.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Hugh Show Today. The cost of cheese is up? When
should we be able to chuck it into neutral and
cruise to the end of the year is September one?
Time to pack it all in and huge news that
everyone's heard around Oasis. Plus why did oranges at halftime
become a tradition?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, it's all happening today.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What this is? This is happening. This is what Noel
Gallagher said to signal Oasis up finally getting back together
after fifteen years, finally two thousand and nine.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Some of the things that they've said to each other
in the time that between two thousand and nine and
now quite remarkable.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
That they are to work together.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Money that's money and brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah. Family. As a manager of mine once said, money talks, bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Walks the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So at seven pm last night, fifteen years of beckering,
speculation waiting, Oasis posted this video on their official social
media channels.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And them like solo perfect know what I mean. I
know my brother back than anybody else when both come together,
Love Glin.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
We made people feel something that was indefinable.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
At out.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
This is it, this is up.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
People will never ever forget the way that you made
them feel.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So Lim and Old Gallagher of Oasis finally reuniting. So
they've announced fifteen shows across the UK and Ireland in
July and August.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Wow, that is huge the hype. So some of the
times they said they weren't getting back together. In two
twenty eleven, according to an old the very idea every
noting when uniting makes his brother nurses. Liam has said
that the idea makes them vomit. It would never happen,
so I don't need to add anything to that. In
December that year, Liam said he'd rather eat his own

(02:39):
shit than get the pan back together. Twenty thirteen, Nol says.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. Liam said, I'd rather eat my own shit
than be in a band with him again. He's a
miserable little f if you know what I mean. So
does that mean that he's gonna I mean, I guess
it's not saying that he's going to eat his own yet,
but yes, he would rather has he eaten.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And he must have. Twenty thirteen, Noel says if there
is a reunion, I won't be in it. Twenty fifteen,
Old claims he'd only do it for the money. All
there's turning to warm to it. September twenty sixteen, Noul says, actually,
forget the money. Look to be honest, I don't need
the money. But that might change if they get offered
fifty million dollars ten years from now.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh yeah, well it's one hundred and six million dollars
and it's eight years from then.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Then Liam in twenty twenty said they wouldn't get through
the first chorus of Rock and Roll Star before having
a fight. Twenty twenty one, Noel just doesn't feel like
it okay. October twenty twenty, Nol rhetorically asked, would you
go on holiday with your ex missus? And May twenty
twenty three, Nol says Lim has to be the one
to call.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, So I mean it's like change. Yes, he's come
up with a different line every year.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
But then in June twenty twenty three, Noel compares Lim
to that little effing cat from effing Shriek Shrek. Not
sure you know, the little effing Spanish cat with those
big ifing terry eyes. I'm going to do it now
for your fans. I love you. Where if and called
me then and he hasn't called me until he does,
it's efing going nowhere? Okay, all right, just fun. Well

(04:14):
he's called him, Yeah, what hang on, You're the big brother.
Shouldn't you be reaching out to the little brother? Anyway,
They've called each other and gets back on it, and
they love each other.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
So they've said that those fifteen gigs will be their
only shows in Europe next year, even though they are
heavy rumors that they might play Glastonbury in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And Mat and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So Oasis are going to be playing hol of shows
next year in July and August and the UK met
You asked, well they come to New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I did, what's the answer?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
And they've said that there are plans underway for Oasis
Live twenty five to go to other continents outside of
Europe later in the year.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, so the other continents are North America, years, South America, Asia, Asia, Australia, Africa, Africa.
They're beg in Africa, not sure. I don't know how
they go in Nigeria. Nope. And that's it. So Antarctica Antarctica.

(05:11):
New Zealand not a continent. Now Ireland.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, we're part of Australasia.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's a group of isolands. Yeah, but I mean that
might I mean they wouldn't be deliberately rolling out New
Zealand just on virtue that I think they could get
away with going. Oh you're sorry, we said continent, but
we're also willing to play some islands, willing to play
the North Island in South Island of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Do you think the word New Zealand has even been
said in their presence or by their management or anybody
who's been organizing thus so far, I don't know what
do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, I reckon, I reckon it would have been I
reckon totally because it's not They don't have that many markets,
so coming down here last time they came down he
was nineteen ninety eight, I believe, am I right? Yeah,
nineteen ninety eight, So it's a long time ago. But
you know they could do three in parks, candn't they totally?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They could totally do three id in parks. But I've
I've got a first seed in parks. You've got to
be allowed to do lots of concerts at one.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, make sure you make a submission to that. Go
to Edenpark dot co dot and zed and make a
submission so we can have twelve concerts there if you
like Oasis, because they'll take up three of them because
Coldplay sold out three and seconds and an Oasis reforming
is going to be bigger than cold Play, isn't it?
But what do you say to allegations that this has
been timed perfectly? And can you imagine maybe Nold and

(06:26):
Liam said many years ago, look, we're going no, we're
with this band, artistic output isn't as good. Shall we
just pack it in for a few years and get
back together on the anniversary of in fifteen years time?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
So cycle of you? So that cool?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Imagine it? Yeah, it's totally possibility.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
So if you're interested in trying to make one of
those gigs out in the UK. Tickets are on sale
this Saturday, thirty first of August.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's for next year. They'll go pretty fast. I think, yeah,
you want to get it early for that.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Matt Jarisho radioticing.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Matty Jeremy Wells then made in Cherry shows.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's six steady time for you already heard acing news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Wellington may follow Auckland and getting rid of Jim Beam
East Scooters. Auckland Council has canceled Jim Beam's license to operate,
claiming they've deployed too many scooters and misled them.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Auckland Council's so angry at the eastpoot scooters, isn't it?
Is it? Because they didn't think of them and do
all the stupid things to try and get people out
of cars, and then the East scooters came along, which
is probably the best thing anyone's done in that realm,
if you think that's important, and then they didn't do it,
so they're always they're always so furious at the East skirters.
Who cares if they had three hundred more of them
than they said they'd had. I mean, you've got the

(07:45):
Auckland Council that is just basically setting piles of money
on fire to warm themselves, and they're angry at beans
scooters for having three hundred more than they said they would.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Both of you boys have young kids that are still
at school. I mean, the only time that I think
beams are a real problem is at the school holidays.
My god, there's just about four hundred, five hundred kids
that are just unleashed on the in a CBD.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Here Aukland, and it's quite impressive there. I mean sometimes
you'll see four kids on one.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I see more scooters now lying down than I do
standing up.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like I've got terrible bike lane privilege. You know, despite
me railing against Oakland Transport, I do use the bike
lanes every day and my bike, which is great because
they're empty and so you might as well use them.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
But the.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
One thing that ruins my bike lane privilege is an
e sky just abandoned across the bike laders. It's a
huge risk problematic.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
A lonely, sexually frustrated dolphin is believed to be behind
the space of attacks on swimmers in Japan. The menacing
bottle of those dolphin has injured dozens of people while
trying to press his genitals against them.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, there's some news you can use here.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Don't they do that weird thing in Japan with the
dolphins where they round them up.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
And kill them? Yeah, there's that bay, isn't it. Yeah,
the dolphins are eating the fish, humans want to eat
the fish. They have that yearly bloodbath. Shocking.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
So I think it's probably just dolphins just getting one back.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, I guess so, But is that do you support
sort of getting one back with a sexual nature? Oh? Yeah,
I mean whatever. I think the dolphins should fight, fight
like men, you reckon.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
They should bite and rub the genitals against people.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, there's something wrong with the dolphin that finds a
human attractive. I mean that's I mean, do you find
dolphins attractive?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Are you sure it finds them attractive? And it's not
just doing something as a joke?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I mean, did you watch Free Willy Mate?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Dolphins have got a sense of human Have you've not
seen what they do with balls and stuff like that
like that with the on the nose.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Free Willy balls? Sexual dolphins? What are you guys talking about?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
And New All Blacks coach Scott Hanson attack coach has
revealed his message to players and the wake of the
departure of assistant coach le On McDonald. He says, nothing
to see here. The makeup of the twenty three will
we announced tomorrow afternoon for the Rugby Championship Test and
Joe bu kickoff is at three am New Zealand Times.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I hope he is running a bit of subterfuge here,
because the last thing you want to employ against South
Africa's excitement. They laugh when you get it when you
do exciting things the South Africans.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, help pounce pounds.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Time for.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Wonderful World of a Fugitive mecal more fan. Give
it something.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was building suspense, you were scrolling holding suspense. You
were scrolling through your bloody dot a fugitive mecal Moore fan.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, give it something. It's something. It was something, not much. Well,
I want to I want to know why there's a
pre record of me saying the Wonderful world of Why
can I just say all of it? Have you got
a lot of time to start looking at the music
on its own? No?

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I don't know, because for some reason, Yeah, why did
when you first made this years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Thinking that she's singing that that would somehow have saved
him if he if he didn't have to go to
the wonderful what it still the music still would have
been going. You still would have been caught scrolling. This
is easier, isn't it for you? At least words to say?
It gives you time to scroll?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, but played again? I don't know, listeners we've noticed?
Can you play that intro again? Why is it creat
quarter the wonderful world of a fugitive meclemore fan. It
feels like a lack of like, you guys don't trust
me to do a whole sentence. We don't look what
just we don't? We don't. You were just caught scrolling
only twenty seconds ago.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
This is why maybe we should pre record the entire
thing every morning the show.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's good idea. I was doing research for an important
interview we're doing later on the show. All right, who
worth no one? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Macklemore was doing a gig in Slovakia and got someone
up on stage. Oh yeah, turns out that person's a fugitive.
So she was up on stage. She starting around and
some people in the crowd went, hold on, I've seen
her in one of those you know, wanted people wanted situations.

(12:14):
So then next thing, you know, the authorities of turns
out she's a twenty four year old woman who's up
on charges.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, you don't just keep your head down, that's that's
that's if you're on if you're a fugitive, keep your
head downd. Don't get on stage with mackelmore. They called her.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
And she's been ordered by the court to serve a
prison sentence, which she's avoided in the past.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So a statement from Slovakian authority said, this woman immortalized
this experience and bragged about it on social media, which
did not escape the attention of an observant citizen who
also follows the search for persons page of the Ministry
of Internal Fears of the Slavic Republic. The unnamed good

(12:58):
Citizen reportedly recognized twenty four year old Good Citizen slash
narc and informed the police.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Wow, amazing that someone was in the front row at
Macklemore and then they went and that the same people
have been looking over the Slovak republic most wanted pages.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Is Slovannia like a free country, the Republic of Slovakia Slovakia,
I'm looking at Slovenia.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, it's easily confused too, similar Slovakia.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Is Slovakia a free country because it sounds a little
bit sort of fascist of people.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Was former part of the former Czech Republic.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
If you saw a fugitive on stage at a concert,
would you ring the cops?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No? I don't look at those pages, to be honest.
Ever since they found a s arm of bin Laden, I've.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Just kind of let it go early. Yeah, what about
Phil Smith?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Which one the person the TV producer or the or
the guy with the.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Rug, the guy with the rug that went to South
America had got rumbled. I checked out with the South
but one that was up for me. It's all right, okay, okay.
What a wonderful world. That is incredible, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's a pretty amazing word of that.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Then it sure makes you think, it really does. Who
would have thought? Yeap source for the Goose Then.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
So the price of cheese is up. Have you seen
the prize of cheese recently?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Have you seen the.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Price of butter? That's despite the fact that overall food
prices seem to be steadying. There's not the freak out
about the cozy live Cross at the moment. In terms
of your supermarket shop, you may have noticed that, but
an eaglel eided shopper at Patni Woolworth's noted that the
price of a one kg block of tasty cheese has
now reached the magical mark, and this is something to

(14:53):
be celebrated of twenty dollars. Well, although I see that
a new world lower, but I'm just looking there. The
same one kg block was nineteen dollars forty nine, so
fifty one cents cheaper.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
I mean when I save up for things as a kid,
I thought about, you know how much that cost and
that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
And now looking at I mean if I told myself,
if I told a.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Younger vision of myself that I was going to be
spending twenty hard end dollars on a block of cheese
when I grow up, that would have been a depressing thought,
I think, And I'm sort depressed thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Twenty bucks, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, what's got to do with the price of the
global price, doesn't it? Everyone talks about the global dairy price,
don't we make it here? Yeah? But it's what you
can sell it for.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, it's got to sell it for what we do
on the market, so it gets expensive years so actually
and it's actually up. That's actually good for the economy.
But it isn't an interesting elastic price thing, isn't it?
Because people we need cheese so much, don't we. We're
so dependent on cheese you can use. I mean, at
what price would you stop eating cheese? I mean, I
mean I stopped eating cheese for health reasons, but then

(15:54):
I went back on it for the good of the
dairy industry, which I thoroughly support.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Whatever, But.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You know, there's twenty two match before you stop having
cheese on toaste.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
No, I don't. I don't think it is. I'm still
going to buy a block of cheese, aren't I. I'm just
going to moan about it.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Will you pay a lot for the taste, because if
you go with mild, it's a lot cheaper, ah, right,
you know it's the tasty. The tasty is bloody expensive.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's good though.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
You can go with an eat them and a home
brand eat them.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's a whole lot cheaper on special. But what kind
of low testosterone wounded goes for mild me, pour some
milk on you. We might as well get sweet milk mate.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
What is yak no?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I like.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
You eat them?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Do they? Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I know?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I wanted to sign them for that, To be honest,
it's them. It's a it's a real sort of cross.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
What's the green one? Is that mozzarella?

Speaker 6 (16:47):
If you're to buy a cheese and a block, is
there a green one, a red one, a blue one?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Armezan?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Is there a yellow one?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yellow Colby?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's Colby Colby mate, most cheeses, most cheese is yellow mate,
so always.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Australia home brand Tasty Cheese in Australia ten dollars thirty
seven New Zealand dollars so.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Half the price in Ossie yep, depressing yep okay.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
And in the UK at Morrison's Supermarket, you guys been
to Morrisons sells its mature cheter they call it mature
Cheddar for fourteen dollars eighteen New Zealand for a kilo block.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wait a minute, it's not available in one kg blocks.
What was in Australia it's home brand Tasty Cheese. But
that's is that Australian milk't mad out of Australian milk one,
I'd say, so, yeah, this is a totally different thing.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but looking here Cheddar, the cheddar market down zero
point two percent.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I'm thinking that that's month or a month.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
But though is up three point seven percent, the androgynous
milk fat is up four point eight percent, and lactose
is a top two point seven percent.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Here's a topical chain. Because of course, dolphins are molested
people in Japan. Well, and dolphins are whales. This is whales.
Dolphins are whales, mate, are they? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
The Mat and Jerry show podcast text has just come in.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
We're just talking about the price of cheese. It's over
twenty bucks and some supermarkets, of course, there are places
where you can get it for cheaper, like seventeen seventy
nine for Tasty and pooka coy peck and say for example.
And this text to here is just saying, can I
just point out that the Tasty block of cheese is
not even one kg? It's eight hundred grams.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, if you buy the eight hundred gram one it is.
But if you buy the one kg block of Tasty,
it's one kg.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I would have thought there's a one kg block of tasty.
I've want it before.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm looking at on a on a supermarket site. Now
it's just because we've got the world's slowest internet. I'm
just currently waiting for it to load any second.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Now I'll be able to tell you in my experience,
you don't take every single text that's ever sent into
the met and Jury show as complete truth. Here we
go Mainland cheese tasty one kg are twenty bucks a round.
There we go, twenty parts does come into one kg.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It comes into one kg, but also comes in a
seven hundred as well, does it? It comes into seven hundred,
So it's tasty the most expensive. Yeah, yeah, you've got
to it's got to sit longer.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, I'm gotta get a blended taste pellet then, because
that's the one that I go for.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Do you go with eighteen months mate? Eighteen months? Eighteen
months for it become tasty? Eighteen months cheese eighteen months?
So the cow squirts it out into a what straight
into the.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Packet into a vat and it goes into a vat.
First the cow just does a dump straight into a
vat and it goes down through frontier at the bottom
of it, and then they squied it and they put
it in plastick and that's it. Wow.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
What did they get the cow to walk down to
the factory and squired it straight into the plastic bag
and the supermarket? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I mean what it killed the just have cows in
the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You should be able to go into the supermarket milk
a cow and just then put it in the plastic
bag and leave it there and pick it up in
eighteen months you get a text message Jesus ready, Hey,
I've got a better idea.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We suld always have a cow at home for an idea.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's how they used to do it. You know what
I would say, Who's going to buy the caraf that's
given them away the milk for free? Shove back in
your pipe and smoker, mad Jerry Show. If you want
to hear Matt and Jerry, you can hear them on
Radio ho Lucky sixty ninety Weekday.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast's.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Chevy and.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Who lock came from Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Nice of your caviary. This morning, I'm a Maden Jerry Show.
It is Wednesday, the twenty eighth of August and the
year twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Huge show for the next two hours on the Mat
and Jerry Breakfast Show. We've got Noel Gallagher on the
phone with us after eight. Small caveat ahead of well,
there's huge announcement that O Wasted are getting back together
for a few shows. Huge cavet on that old Gallagh
being on the phone with us after eight? Is that
the interviews from twenty nineteen? Wow, that was pre COVID

(21:07):
We talk to him, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
It was a long time ago, but great chat.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's a great chat for five years ago that we're
going to play tonight in lights, this afternoon, this morning, God,
where am I? Where are we? What's happened to my brain?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Interestingly, it's hump day. It's the twenty eighth official Hump
Day of twenty twenty four. So interesting you missed that.
I mean that proves to me that your brain is
your brain.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Is off today, you are off. I've got this theoria.
I'm not sleeping at the moment because I'm not drinking alcohol.
And I've got this idea that I think my body
is designed to deal with the amount of toxins that
normally goes through it and as a result, it's not
doing that. It's got so much energy. So when I
try to go sleep, I just don't sleep. I'm up
all night and as a result, I'm tired in the morning.

(21:53):
Interesting theory, that's my theory.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Interesting theory that I'm.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Just a machine design to process olcohol. Really and without
putting that through the system, it's really put things off whack.
I've got another theory, which I might share with.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You next I go then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
You're not sleeping at the moment you met. No, I'm
really struggling to sleep. It's so punishing. I don't believe
I've never had any problem with it before. What time
did you wake up last night?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I woke up at one am. Oh that's a negative
time to wake up.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, and then I just blasted through the history of
New Zealand. Did you read Michael came here?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Can't get back to sleep after reading?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Nah ah, sitting there all night reading so punishing. I've
always laughed at people with so many of late why
didn't you just go to sleep? But when you get it,
it's so punishing. It was awful. It's so awful. It's awful.
There's no one else around, there's nothing the bloody do.
And then and then in the pressure piles on, specially
if we've got to do a breakfast show or anyone

(22:52):
that's going to work in the morning. You're like, I'm
just going to be a mess. So you start to
stress out. Yeah, it doesn't and that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It things way worse. And if you get up out
of you get up out of bed at that time,
or you stay in bed.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I've been staying in bed. Yeah, oh yeah. What you
don't do is you don't grab your phone and get
on social media. No, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Don't take to social media at one am.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Don't take social media into your into your bedroom. Oh
really yeah, don't take So that's that's my new real.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
So what do you do? You delete your apps just
moments before you go to bed, hey, before.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You go to the thing. No, you just don't leave
your phone. Leave your phone out of it. You don't
need your phone your bedroom. And also another thing that
you don't need. I was watching this thing from Jonathan
Height and he was saying, if you're going out to
lunch or breakfast or whatever with your partner, even always goes.
I got to take my phone because what if there's
a emergency, only one of you needs to take your phone?
Good point, you don't both good point. What kind of

(23:45):
emergencies are going to be over breakfast over there realistically?
But that's why we that's why we take your phone,
because we go, well, what if the kids need to
get hold of me, or what if something happens and
it's like, it'll be fine, it'll be fine, Yeah, it'll
be fine. And also someone as incompetent as me, he's
not going to be able to solve the pro anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh that's true. But who runs a phone at a
table anyway? Nowadays? I mean in our family, we've got
the no phone at the table policy.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No phone at the table. We've got to do it.
And also just the statement if you turn up, if
you're talking to someone, you've got the phone, a phone
in your hand where you're talking to them, what are
you saying. You're saying that you're looking for an opportunity to.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Go to your phone, you're looking to what's happening somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Or if you sit down at the table and you
put the phone down, you're saying I am open to
communications from anywhere in the world right now, other than
what I along with us. It's hardly giving you one
hundred percent focus on the person you're with, is it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, I wonder about phones and bedrooms, And recently I've
been saying to the kids, I'm not stoked about the
kids going down to their rooms and then sitting on
their phones. I'm not sure that a lot of good
comes with that. So on the weekends, we've been saying, right, okay,
all the phones stay in the kitchen. If you want
to use your phone, come to the kitchen. It's kind
of in the middle of the house, so everyone gravitates
to the center of the house. Try and bring people together.

(24:53):
Doesn't work?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Is that why when I sent you a video of
shohe Otani in that Grand Slam to become the first
baseball player ever too, the fastest baseball player ever to
get forty home runs and forty basis stolen, and in
the season you didn't respond.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
But I'm not looking at my phone on the weekend. Yeah,
trying not to anyway, Now, back to your sleep, Yeah,
the time are you going to bid?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I try to stay up till nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I tried to stay up to nine thirty. Yeah, and
do you no.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I fell asleep on the count. Yeah, okay, there we go.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast changing.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Your sheets mission part of me. How often are you
changing your sheets? Meshaes quarter past seven on The Mat
and Jury Show. I'd say it is about once a
month at the moment for me.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Gross good honesty, good honesty.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
But if I'm being a honey, busy and honest, yeah,
it'll be a month. I'd like to say it was
two weeks.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, you change pop quiz hot, I started to change
your next?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
My next? Yeah? Who next to you? Changing? Like daily?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I suppose thought about I supposed daily? Well, we're one
awake up, I put a new per on. Okay, actually
I lied over the week. Yeah, and there wasn't one
off though. No, usually I'm pretty good. That's a daily thing.
What about you boys on that.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I had a disaster on the weekend? Where not again? No,
not like that. We're ran out and hit. We're a
pair of dogs. I've been there, Oh my god, been there,
Oh my god. So what are you up for?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
The spin?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Like the Board Show, I threw out because there's a
problem that we're my boxes into the spar pole and
then the chlorine runs throughout all of them, chlorine bro corre,
chlorine bro. But surely you've got to wash your sheets
every week? A right?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Okay, Oh, come on, he's twenty five. I mean, how often,
honestly were you washing your sheets when you were twenty five?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I don't think I even washed them. I don't think
I really knew about washing sheets. Frost twenty four, No, exactly.
I'm gonna be honest as well. It's a little bit
harder this time of year. Have you got a dryer?
I know, that's why it's harder. Ye, What are you
gonna do? Just hang them outside and wait for.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
A week exactly. So I kind of have to wait
for an entire free day to be able to clean mine.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
If I ever go into someone's room, like when I
was flatting, and you'd see they didn't have sheets on
their bed and they were just sleeping on their mattress,
you knew that they were having problems in their life.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, it's sleeping like a homeless person on your own home.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Yeah, okay, pop quizing hot shots. How often are you
guys changing it has grown mature adult men?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I reckon, I probably washed sheets twice a.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Week twice in the twice Is there only one reason
why you'd be watching them twice?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I saw what you're doing there.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I know what you're saying. You're just going to get
you what you're up to there? Okay, you should put
a tap.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, pop quiz Egyptian cotton high thread level sheets? How
much are you? How often are your servants washing your sheets?
A week?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Once? Thank you? Just once a week? And the servants
do not the I watched those sheets.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh, servants don't do that. Really, What did the servants do?
They polishing the silver? Servants don't do that, right? All right, okay, okay,
all right, servants.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
The servants don't do that.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
You seem to be a little bit defensive about this.
It almost sounds like you've got a couple of servants
doing that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Servants don't do that. Servants don't do washing.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
What's what's the butler doing? But buttles doesn't do that?
But answers the door.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Everyone knows butlers don't do sheets.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So how often are you supposed to wash your sheets?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Once a week?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I think it's once a week.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Two Radio then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Met you were talking about the fact that you can't sleep.
Earlier on there's been a textas has coming in on
three for it three. You're blaming it on the fact
that you haven't been drinking in the weekend for the
first time in years, Matt. I've had the same problem
trying to sleep when giving.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Up the booze.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Took over two weeks to be able to fall asleep
and have a proper night sleep. I mean, you've got
no problem falling asleep. I was waking up with the
saw gup for the same time. Body was so used
to alcohol. None was new for it, and it took
a while for it to adjust to its new normal.
Was drinking three to six beers night, you're kind of
making every night.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It kind of makes sense, though, doesn't it, that your
body would be calibrated, and alcohol is poison to a
certain extent, doesn't it. So it makes sense that your
body would be calibrated to dealing with it if a
lot of it's going through the system, right, So if
you remove it, there's going to be a point of adjustment. Yeah, Well,
I don't know where it of adjustment.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I don't know where the science sits on it, because
I know that if you do drink alcohol, from what
I've read and heard, your sleep is far worse. So
even one drink affects your ram sleep massively. Yeah, so
you don't get the same night seep. So that would
be odd that you would stop drinking then all of
a sudden your sleep would get worse.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
But I mean there are multiple causes and matter multiple outcomes, right, Yeah,
so alcohol might do a bunch of different things to you,
you know, and just your mind. I mean, i'lcohol affects
your mind, doesn't it. So if your mind has worked
out a way to sleep through it, even if it's
not great seep, then removing it you can see how
it make a different effect. Because even like eating, you know,

(29:59):
people talk the long time, eating a lot of cheese
before you go to beds and great for your sleep.
You know, what you put in effects your how you
experience life, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah? For me, it's the time that you go to bed, though,
I think if you go to bed too early, because
I just took to someone the other day who goes
I just can't sleep past four thirty in the morning. Yeah,
they said what time do you go to bed? And
they said eight, eight thirty at night, and I said.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Why don't you shift that ten?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, and then maybe you might sleep till six who knows.
And then they're like, well, I can't stay awake to ten.
And they said, if you tried having an afternoon nap
at two thirty for tween or twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I was reading something you said that it said that
the people that have after naps at two thirty, it
actually in light enlarges their brain. It's apparently really good
for you to have a That's what happened to me.
I'm having a two thirty nap nowadays. But why are
you getting increasingly dumber?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I don't know, but I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well, maybe it's just stopping. That's a glide. Oh possibly,
possibly it's still happening, but it's just holding it a
little bit.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Hey, Andy, we've got Andy on the line, fellas Andy
from Crost. Hey and you recently gave up alcohol, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Are you getting a quality nights sleep these days?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Talk about three to four weeks for my body to adjust. Okay,
I was punishing five to six years a night. And
there's a lot of research around artificial sleep and when
you're putting subvices into your body. That takes a long
time for you to readjust right.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
So you bet are you feeling better when you wake up?
Because what Jerry's saying is that the alcohol sleep you
might have been sleeping through, but it probably wasn't the
kind of healthy sleep that you need. Even if your
eyes are shut and you're unconscious, you're not doing the
you know, reginita of stuff that sleeps for us to do.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. Like once I started getting
those proper sleeps, I'm up in the morning and I'm
doing a lot more. I can actually get up a
lot earlier now and I don't feel so punished.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, that's good. And so but how long have you
been off? Did you say three weeks?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
No, I've been off for about three months.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now, okay, Yeah, but the first three weeks.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
About three to four weeks to adjust, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And so a positive, positive change in your life, Andy.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Yeah, a lot more time to my eggs before I
got it work.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh, that's great news for yourself or others numb Why do.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
Feed family as well? Call it and heaven scraps?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
How many eggs you're making? Like a dozen?

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Yeah? I go through about twenty four a fortnite. I've
got absolute sens in my house.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm seeing that you meant making eggs inside of your body.
There For a second, I was like, that's unusual. I
could have sworn that Andy was a boy. He's making sperm.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
But there you go.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Good only Andy, Thanks for your call, Thanks for.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Sharing Mattie's Jeremy Wells, it's seventy eighty one time before
you already heard aking news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Auckland Council has referred to e scooter company Beam to
the police. The company has been exposed for deploying too
many scooters and manipulating its date.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Well, I'm sure the police have got time to deal
with that. With all the things going on that god
an e scooter company has deployed too many e scooters.
Jesus at Auckland Council, maybe sort out some of the
other problems in this world. All right, okay, what are
you doing with the poohs Oasis?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Sev confirmed the rumors they're reuniting for the first time
in fifteen years. Feuding brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher plan
to put aside their differences for fourteen live dates and
one hundred and six million dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That's the key. That's the key statistically at one hundred
and six million dollars. But also would you ensure that
because you know they blew up in flames, didn't they
and that show in Paris fifteen years ago? Do you
think they're going to get through fourteen dates those brothers?
Or secondary question, do you think the whole thing's been
a professional wrestling style build up for fifteen years? Because

(33:44):
it's you know, it's happening right, you know that right
on the fifteenth anniversary of their breakup and the is
it going to be the thirtieth anniversary of the release
of their second album?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Well, I think as well, the fact that Noel has
broken up with his wife and he's just had to.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Pay her forty million, it's probably got something to do
with it. Yeah, so Noel will probably because you imagine
the brothers will take the line's share of that money.
I don't know how much they're gonna give a bonehead,
so he's probably Maybe that's the figures forty dollars stat.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And the All Blacks have trained on a warm day
and Johannesburg ahead of Sunday mornings test against the spring Box.
They've decided to train all week at our private schools
facilities as students are on holiday and it's far enough
away from the main road so no one can see them.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
You're can have a they'll have a drone up, won't
they like.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Nowadays with trainings and stuff. Don't doesn't everyone know what
you're gonna do anyway?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Don't? Doesn't never know? Yeah, well, do you practice your
line out moves or something? I mean, do you practice
your wall with no one knowing what's going on? I mean,
what's the secret.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, as long as people can't hear the the calls
for the line out? Yeah, well I fear the all
blacks don't seem to learn those. They might need to
be a name. We're going to throw first, Just throw
it straight. Just yell out how you're throwing it right?
Straight from yellow who you're throwing it to?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
So today is the day, Matt. Yes, we are driving
New Zealand's greatest route thanks to Panhead pick up Hazy
ip A. We're going to do it after the show.
I think we're going to record a podcast while we're
doing it.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, all right, then it's the back route to Corimandel. Yeah,
and we're doing it in a sweet retro pickup truck.
I understand.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, we're not.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
We're not.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
No, I don't think so this is the problem. So
I assume that we'd be doing it in a retro
pickup truck.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, because it's the panhead pick up hazy IPA and
all the advertising for News.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
In Leu's go through it has a picture of a
retro pickup truck. Yeah, but nobody's organized the pickup truck.
Whose job is it?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Not sure? Maybe ruder ruder, okay, Britain, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
So okay, So if we're gonna do it, we're gonna
do it properly. Okay, We're not doing it in your
car or my car. That's not gonna work any way.
Guys don't want to do it my two thousand and
two forward focus. I'm hoping to take that out on
the road to the back root to Corramandel.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
We want to get back.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Yeah, No, it's all good. I can win the windows down.
It does stink a bit in there at the moment.
There is a kucker bag in the back.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Have you got have you got an AA roadside assistance.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
No, no, not at the moment. Also, the regio might
be out, but other than that, I think we are
good to go.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
So no onh my car. That's a shame. So what
are we going to do? Then?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Okay, well, here's a just googling this here retro pick
up rentals.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
There we go. Okay, here you go, MESHI.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
O two SI.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
There we go. I've got the number for You're right,
I'm not paying for this, by the way, well neither
am I. So are you paying for this? Someone will
pay for it? Okay, well something Well, no one's wrung that,
no one's book cut. So I'm just saying right now
I'm not paying for Itshi do the number? Yeah, all right,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, you're going to be awake seven thine retro pickups.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Okay, we'll pick up it
was key speaking, Yeah, Keezy Keyzy from the Big Show.
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Easy if you've got to you've got a side hustle.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Oh so o o gooday fellows, is that met Jerry?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah? Uh yeah, no I do.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I do have a side hustle. I didn't realize it
was this was going to be working with Hidaki. I
didn't wanted to find out about it.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
So you are ritro your retro pickup rentals?

Speaker 9 (37:21):
Yeah, I'm retro pickup rentals. My dad and I actually
started it probably three years ago. Quite awkward, fellas are yeah, yeah, yeah,
totally totally.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
That seems a bit of fringe benefit text might be
coming your way. How many how many retro pickup rentals?
If you got.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
We've got we've got a few, a few on offer.
I'm just looking at the book in here for today,
Actually that's for for Math and Terry nine am.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Is that you guys have been booked?

Speaker 9 (37:56):
Yeah, and it's been booked. Was booked by a guy
called Nash?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Is that correct? Oh?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
I did get onto that today. Sorry the d I
made that booking last night. I think getting paid for
this under the influence.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Okay, right, well.

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Look Matt, I don't know what that's got to do
with anything. I'm just here to provide a service, and
I understand you should pick up a rental.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
Actually, why are you guys here? I wouldn't mind running
some questions by you just to complete the booking.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Is that okay? Okay? Keysy, First of all you guys
have ordered.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
The basic package?

Speaker 9 (38:23):
Did you want to upgrade that to Deluxe for or
twenty dollars extra?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Who's paying for this? If if Hodek he's paying for it,
then your deluxe away. Let's go. Yep.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
What do you what do you get?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What do you get in the Deluxe package?

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Well, it's basically the same as the basic package, but
I'll bring a large bottle of Fano and a bag
of partiment.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
So do you come with the retro pickup truck?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It comes with?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
No one tell you that you're not allowed to just
drive it. I have to drive it as part of.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
What kind of what kind of out cowboy outfit is this?

Speaker 9 (38:57):
I can't wear a cowboy outfit if you want, but
it'll be.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
ANX now keyzy. Is this the retro pickup track that
you famously renovated yourself restored?

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Yeah, id famously. It was renovated by my dad Will.
I filmed them and put everything on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Is it gonna as a goal? Okay? Is it gonna?
I mean it looks good, but is the what's is
the engine?

Speaker 8 (39:22):
All?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Right? Are we going to make it? She'll get you
where you need to go?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
Mad don't you worry about.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That, brother?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Okay, well that doesn't matter because we've got Mesh following
up the rear and his Ford focus. So things go,
things go, got mess bringing up the rear.

Speaker 10 (39:38):
I feel so much more confident now, thanks for that.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
Hey quickly, yeah, just quickly. Did you guys want to
do seat selects for fifteen dollars each?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah? Yeah, want to hang on? Yeah, I'm coming up
the rear. Bring up the can Can I pay extra
to get to choose the music?

Speaker 9 (39:58):
Yeah, that'll be twenty bucks.

Speaker 10 (39:59):
That's not worries at all.

Speaker 9 (40:01):
Ten dollars if you want the window seat, is that okay?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I want an extra ten dollars shotgun. I want the
shotgun and the window seat, and twenty for shotgun and
ten another team for the window seats.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah. And can I put a fifty dollars donation to
Deafidil Day on that account as well?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Please?

Speaker 9 (40:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 10 (40:16):
But if you just taxt support to the four, we
can get.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
That sorted out for you. And just quickly, did you
want to your carving credits because there's a lot of them?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Ye? Totally, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
That'll cost that'll cost about ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
How are you offsetting those? You're going to jump into
the greens plants of.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Trees inly, Yeah, dad and I working, We'll just head
out into the plant.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It is your dad coming as well.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Yeah, it'll be me and dad.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Doesn't be room for.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
One in the can we pay not to bring your dad?

Speaker 10 (40:46):
I mean yeah, but I kind of needs to be
there because I'm only.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
On my learners.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, well we'll see you after the show.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
All right. New Zealand's great, Yeah right, CAZy, Okay, you
seem like you're ripping company officer. We'll let you go.
New Zealand's go through disitt thanks to Pennhead pick Up,
Hazy IPA, then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
There's been an amazing thing that has happened in the
studio during that song. An amazing thing has happened. We've
been in the studio now for nine years, since two
thousand and fifteen. Wow, so this is no longer a
new studio. No, it's not a new studio anymore. Matt
doesn't smell news, certainly after what you've been doing in
those of your casse roles. So just about two minutes

(41:29):
ago the door opened to the studio and in rolled
some brand new seats now.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
The first seats we've had in nine years. And looking
at mine and Jason Hoyt's seat, all the our old seat,
so much of the fabric has been ripped off. They're
in a terrible staten't People wouldn't pick those seats up
if they're on the side of the road with the
freed or good home, would they?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
No, they wouldn't. And it's interesting people have been sitting
on these seats because I was just earlier on googling
how often you should change your pillows? Ah, because we
were talking about pillows and bedding, and apparently it's every
two years. You mean to change? Who changes their pillows
every two years that you sleep on?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Like real?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I can understand why you would. I mean, you've got
your head with all of the oil from all you
hear and all that sort of stuff every night, sweat, etc.
You and it's only protected by a sheet. Of course
you should, But I reckon my pillows are I'm gonna say,
ten years old. But thinking of that, and then what
about these seats people have been their asses have been

(42:34):
sitting on these seats now for nine years. They look
like they're in a terrible state.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, Like say if you sat down and these were you,
and you went like, these seats we've just got now
the new ones that have been wielded, and we just
got a pair of jeans and we rubbed them back
and forth on them until the fabric came off. That
would take ages. But me and Jason Hoyt have just
been working on the seat because he sits in my
station and I sit in his station. So we've just
been wearing them off just day day out, just by

(43:00):
getting it on and off.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
These seats.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
But look at my seat. Have you seen mine? Look
at mine your Why isn't yours worn off? It's not worn?
Why not?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Because I don't rub myself sexually on it like clearly
you and Jason Hoyt do.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
But Minogue does. No rubs hi zvel over your seat.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
He's been only doing it for a couple of years.
All right, new seats? Yeah, who does the Matt and
Jerry Show podcast coming up after eight o'clock. A while back,
we had a chat to Noel Gallagher on The Mat
and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Show twenty nineteen. It was actually it seems like it
was only yesterday, but it was pre COVID when we
talked to Noel, and remember we had that that that
pulled the trigger. We had the Egyptian seat that if
because we've been told he was grumpy and he might
ever go at us, and so we had this line
that we wrote down a paper, but a paper that
if he win us, then we were going to say,
you've been in one good band, you've got one good eyebrown,

(43:54):
so if off yep, and then hang up on him.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
And then he ended up being the nicest person ever,
very funny, and he actually pointed out to Need that
everything that people say is controversially says is written down
as opposed to no one plays the order of it
because he's always sort of joking and people can say
that he's having a laugh. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Noel Gallagher after eight on The Matin Jerry Show Radio
Hating matten.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Jer Jeemy matten jee mash Press Burtons with his hand
for matten Jeey, The Mat.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
And Jerry Show Podcast, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Elma's matten Jeray a rocky alm there on the Breakfast Show.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Nice Nebue with us this morning on The Madden Jerry Show. Wednesday,
The twenty eighth of August twenty twenty four, the twenty
eighth official Hump Day of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Jimmy, you have be excited about that. Then you all
blacks attacking coach saying excitement. You hate excitement. You want
ten men rugby.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I love tim men rugby. I mean, if you're gonna
play the spring boxing to beat the spring box, you
can't have too much excitement because what happens is you
play too much rugby in your own half, make a mistake.
Next thing, you know, you've got a couple of massive
spring box over the ball.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
And if they'll stack the bench with no excitement, just
huge pieces of South African steak that they will wheel out,
you don't want to pick. He must be he must
be running a mind games, trying to tell the spring
box that we're going to be excited. They're like, oh,
they're licking their sharp side. All black's playing exciting. We'll
shut that down.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
No, you got to use the boot. You got to
use the boots, especially on the highvelt set piece set piece.
Use the boot, get up close, rumble it over. That's
the way to do it against the spring box. It's
going to be an interesting game. Three am. I think
it is Sunday morning from Johannesburg.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
You know what everyone writes is writing off the all blacks.
Tab's written off the all Blacks two dollars ninety the
all Blacks at the tab. Hmm, I'm like, never all blacks.
Oh my god. You'll make money betting on the all
Blacks overtime, that's for sure. They always exceed expectations, except
for the rare opportunity when they don't.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
This is a very hard challenge, this one against a
very good spring.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Block timeslutely absolutely.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, I see it's a bit might not be playing.
He's a behemoth.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Massive News obviously over the last twenty four hours confirm
confirmation that Oasis are reuniting for a run fourteen gigs.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
In the UK in the middle of next year.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
They've also said plans are underway for Oasis Life twenty
five to go to other continents outside of Europe, which
is quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
It doesn't include New Zealand. No, we're not really a confliment.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
We will. They go to wind Octica.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
The Great to see three shows in a row at
Eden Park.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
They wouldn't it would so it Actually the whole thing
reminded us of our interview with Noel Gallagher back in
twenty nineteen, because he was on his way to New
Zealand at the time with his band The High Flying Birds.
They were the opening act for U two on their
Joshua Tree thirtieth anniversary tour, and the first question that
we asked Noel was who else was there as high

(47:01):
Flying Birds at the moment?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh, who cares? I'me a minute. That's all the matters
really in it.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
So they're high flying birds. They don't get any say
on anything you're hiring, Fire them when you want. Do
you even talk to them?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
To you if I have to?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, it's a good way to go about things each day.
It's quite smart.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I'm imagining.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
No, you're running around at any given time with music
going in your head, is that right? Or at the
times when there's no music and you're hidden things are quiet.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, I'm afraid it never switches off. I'm messing around
with some bit of equipment or some chorus isn't working,
or some musical stuff all day, every day.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And is it any way of switching all day?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
That's a lie. Yeah, I'm going out tonight, so I
probably there'll be much going on tomorrow. I would have
thought i'd be a bit of an hangover tomorrow, But
you know, it's what I do. I enjoy doing it.
This is why I'm still doing it after all these years.
That's why I'm still trying to write the greatest song
of all time.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
The thing is, you may have then you may have
missed it, you know what I mean. You may have
been hangover, you may have dreamed that.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Are you worried that? You know? It must be times
when you've been sitting down, you've got the song and
the phone rings, you've got to a punishing interview like this,
and then the song disappears. They could have been the
greatest one.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
The great One's always come back to you. If you're
noodling around, you know, something sounds good, you know, and
you put the guitar down, and the day after you
can't remember it because it wasn't very good. I'm afraid
how crap.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Has pop music become in recent times? And when did
it get craped? And why?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
On a scale of one to ten, it's pushing a
solid eight. Why did he get so crap? Because the
artist doesn't write his own songs anymore, farmed out to
a team of songwriters. And what was the third bit
of that question?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
When what year do you reckon? What year? Yeah, exactly
what month? What year?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
I think it was a Wednesday. I'd say about two
thousand and ten. Really, yeah, we'd have to sit down
and kick it around for an hour or two.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Who's the most annoying pop star in your opinion at
the moment.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Ah got to think about it, trying to think of what, well,
this is a little thing about propus. They're all faceless
and they're virtually all the same, you know what I mean.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Why don't you just sing out your bis songs and
give them to some annoying pop star just to see
how that goes. Try and make the bull of pop
music beater by selling your songs to other people.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Because that's not what I'm into. I'm come from a
different era, you know what I mean, where you had
to walk it like you talk to it. There's a
lot of people I think these days it's just they
can talk it, they don't really walk it very well.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
It's interesting though, because before the Beatles people the idea
of people writing their own songs. I mean, Elvis didn't
write his own songs. People didn't write their own songs,
and the Beatles did it, and the Wrong Stones didn't.
Eveonet really want to write their own songs. They're kind
of forced to. So it's funny that it's come back
round to that not being a thing. Really, no one
even asks people whether they write their own songs anymore.
People just assume they don't.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
It will always be a source of irritation for me.
You know, you get to singer songwriters these days, they
don't do any writing. I find it completely alien, which
is why pop you it pretty much sounds the same.
It's because every song on the radio you can probably
put it down to about the same twelve guys. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Right, But actually, if you think about it, in the
bands you've been in, the band you're in right now,
there's a whole lot of people in those bands that
don't write their own songs. Because you write them.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Been the High Flying Birds, it's not really a band,
you know, it's a band when we go on tour
and when I'm in the studio, they don't really get involved.
I like to keep it that way.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
So before each gig, do you go up to your guitarisca,
your ship mate. You don't even write your own songs?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
No, I've not my guitarist for a long, long, long,
long time, and he's not a songwriter anyway, you know
what I mean. So my point being this, if you're
a solo arist, you should write your own songs. If
you're in a band and you play the bass, nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And that's Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
So big news. Over the last twenty four hours you
would have heard about it. It's been confirmed Oasis or
reuniting for a run of fourteen gigs in the UK.
Plans are also underwigh potentially for Oasis Live twenty five
to go to other continents outside of Europe.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Later next year.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
And we interviewed I to get back in twenty nineteen
when he was on his way to New Zealand with
his band The High Flying Birds and they were opening
for you too on the Joshua Tree thidieth anniversary tour,
and we asked Noel if he flies on premium economy
with the rest of.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
His band, what's premium economy and.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Premier economies like them? But it used to be first class,
business class, and economy class, and not only in New Zealand.
For example, when you come to New Zealand, you probably
come you'll have to go business premierere, which is like
kind of lie down beards but not first class. And
then there's a premium economy, which is the old business class,
and then there's Economy class.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Still, oh well, we all fly together. So if I'm
in first class, everybody's in first class, I'm not that bad.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Are you booking out the cabin? Well, I imagine, yeah,
like the whole of the first class cabin. Imagine you're
very wealthy, no, massively wealthy, So you could afford to
book out the whole of the first class cabin if
you wanted to.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Wealthy and monetary terms, yeah, oh you have no idea,
you have no exactly, I'm not as wealthy that I
would even consider booking out the entire first class coverager
so I can sit.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, but you said up and.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Throwing free peanuts and my security guard, who's actually paid
by pen up thrown and I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
You've obviously been in the business a life time. Do
you ever sit in interviews like this and just go
why do I bother? Like, why do I bother talking
to these mappets from the other side of the world
when I could be doing anything else.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
At the beginning. But I wouldn't at the beginning. But
there's interviews going on, I'm thinking I could probably be
doing something better. I don't enjoy them as much as
I used to.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I must say, well, most people just want you to
say something really controversial, hassle someone so they can grab
the headline and put it on their website. And can
you give us something controversial?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Clearly that was why you asked me to name my
the most annoying pop star. Can I give you something controversial?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
You're just something that can you know we can headline
and throw out.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
The thing is with that, though, right, yeah? Is I'm
usually joking and interviews, but the unfortunately in the UK,
people take things extremely seriously. If I was to say
something as a joke and it made a headline, it
would come across like I was being serious, you know
what I mean? And I could do without that.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
What about if I asked you like a controversial question
and then you can you know, answer or hang.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Up so we can say no gell a hung up
on us.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, so something like that. What about You've had a
huge amount of success in your life, written some of
the best songs in the world. Has that made you happy?
Are you still a grumpy.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Well, I'm yeah, I reckon, I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, I disappointed.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, well, you know, there are times when you just
think everybody could just you know what I mean, they're
kind of few of fun. I've been on the road
now for two years, so it's kind of started to
get into the grind of it now. So there might
be some controversial stuff when we get to you a lot.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
But if you can think pretty nice guy, yeah, say.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Something terrible a bono or something. I mean, say that
he's got annoying glasses.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I don't know the ages, all the fixed.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
And now there's a man who could hire our first
class cap. I can't say anything about that man because
he's like family to me. So he's my mate, so
he's my friend. Again, if I were to say something jokingly,
I mean I remember saying something that jokingly. Then if
he wants about bone when it came out, it was like, oh,

(54:07):
I nearly had to call him up, and so yeah,
I was joking. I mean, no, I love those guys.
Those guys are great. You know they've got their own jumbo.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Jet that's imprisoned.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Well, it's impressive. You don't even have to wear a
seat belt.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
You said it before that you know you wouldn't want
to say anything horrible about you two or Bono because
their family man said some pretty horrible things about your brother.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, idiot, boom, we got it, we got it. Yes,
I'm not sure some shuffler people were just got so
many people have been sitting there going, I never knew
that he's an idiot?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Where you go? Relations have thought, though, haven't they since then?
Certainly to the point where they're playing shows again together
next year Oasis.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
That's what happens when you get off one hundred and
six million dollars to form what is that fourteen gigs.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Certainly your brother seems like the best guy in the world,
Matty Jeremy Wells him Jerry show, It's a thirty two
times for you a radiohodec In use headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
The public are being told to not engage in online
content like that shared up. The horror crash in Auckland's
Southern motorway Polase are slamming the live streaming of the
crash that killed three people on Monday. The footage show
close ups of the dead and injured. How low are
people that would do that?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
How low that you would come across an accident like
that and live stream it or even take photos of it.
That is totally shocking. You should look yourself in the
mirror and ask what are you doing just for a
few follows and a bit of a tension on the
back of a tragedy like that? Terrible people.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
More than half the population continue to engage with local
media platforms. New Zealand on Air research shows sixty percent
of New Zealanders watch local TV, while sharing platforms like
YouTube reached sixty four percent. The crucial six pm to
ten thirty PM primetime slot is still holding supreme on
terrestrial television.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You're right in the middle of that. A. Yeah, what
time does your show start? Seven o'clock? Is it right
on the button? It's right on seven shot seven.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
It starts at seven shops oftentimes actually seven o'clock zero
zero seconds.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Oh really, yeah, that must be pleasant in that. It's
really nice. You're doing what it says on the on
the tin.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, It's interesting because for the long time people have
been saying, oh, that's people are not watching free to
wear television. That's not happening. The audiences are still there,
particularly from six to eight. Yeah, after eight o'clock definitely
drops off a lot nowadays people go to streaming, but
the numbers are still there.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, news numbers on One News a huge,
an't they. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
People want to see what's going on.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
People want to see the chase and some news and
then a bit of fluff with you and Hillary.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
And interestingly, the streaming numbers increased and then now they
seem to have plataued. So while they've been increasing quite steadily,
but they seem to have platawed over the last we
were Do you.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Know what I watch? What I watched? This Russian guy
who films fires, like fires in his house, like fires
and fireplace, and he streams in life and I just
put the fire on the TV and it's great, it's great.
It's just got something on in the background, flicking away
and you can get about your stuff. And when does
it go out?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
The fight?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Does you see him putting another log on every now
and then? No? Actually really no, but it'll stream for
twelve hours, which is suspicious. But there's behind the scenes
videos that film him filming it. But I'll tell you why.
Just having a fire even on YouTube, burning away there. Yeah,
it's very comforting, gets pretty warm in there actually.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
And eight Black Caps have registered for Sunday's Big Bash
T twenty cricket draft in Australia, among them a bowlers,
Anna Milne and Lucky Ferguson, who turned down central contracts
for the coming season. Other New Zealand players involved in
the Big Bash include Tim Saiffert Colin Munroe.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
In final, I've got a question for you, Jimmy, Are
you worried about the future of our international team with
less and less people signing central contracts? No, you're not
worried about it?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
No, what are you going to do? What am I
going to do?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I'm going to offer them more than the big best
to start. Is it ideal? Not? Really? Yeah? But what
can you do? Because the only reason why New Zealander
stays competitive is because we keep the same players in
the team playing at a higher level than they'll play
at any other you know, because India's got an endless
stream of people that can come through and take their spots.
But until you play at an international level, your skills

(58:22):
don't get to that last ten percent five percent, right,
And so New Zealand for the longest time have kept
those people up at that level by playing them internationally
making us competitive. And now if everyone's off contract, then
that's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
No, and they're going to go some other places make
money how they can make because you only make money
for a certain period of time as a cricketer.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, that stakes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yeah than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So any oranges at halftime has been a popular and
long standing tradition at junior sports here in New Zealand.
Apparently they're also eaten regularly by professional athletes and competitions
like the AFL, as well as the NBA and NFL
in America.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
All right, so at the adult level, So my.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
First question on this is is the orange still going hard?
It's still going strong? The orange is still being brought
out at halftime at sports these days?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Fellaws. You've both got kids, Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. It's
normally the child that got Player of the Game, player
of the week the week before. Oh, is that the
parents have to bring the oranges the next week. That's
generally works. Did you know that in the NFL Games
Operations Manual the States, each home team must provide three
dozen sliced oranges for halftime for the visiting team. Wow,

(59:34):
that's not that many considering you know, you've got the
offense of the defense and the special teams. It's a
lot of players.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, that's interesting. It's not exactly. It hasn't been proven
where it actually came from. Yeah, but there's a couple
of ideas. One, according to the US Business Florida fruit
shippers eating oranges began as a tradition in England in
the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
But ano suggested origin story.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Is from the America Youth Soccer Organization is that the
tradition was started by a donation from a support of
local citrus growing business.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
It's also been suggested that in Australia in the UK
it may have emerged during World War II, link to
government concerns about poor nutrition after rationing. Ah, so, similar
to school students being given free milk, they're also given
oranges to assist with vitamin C and iron deficiencies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Well, i'll tell you what, kids bloody love them, don't they?
They freaking love those oranges at halftime.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Sometimes I wonder that my son, my chiver old son,
actually only plays rugby for the half time oranges. He
is down when those oranges get put down there. It's
actually really embarrassing. He is down there on his hands
and knees, and he is a haunphing them back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
He doesn't make the orange smiley face does. He puts
the over his teeth and go like his teeth O
orange doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
No, he doesn't go that far. But I've had to
drag him away from the oranges a couple of times. Embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
How many does he have?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Is he having more than his fierce yet?

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
He's having so many? Are you cutting the oranges when
it's your turn into quarters or smaller slithers? Because some
people they get cheap and they cut the oranges into eighths?
Said the quarters? Ah, to make them go further?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
Right, Well that doesn't make any sense to me. Quarters
is surely the way you have to go quarters.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
What about if you go the full full hog and
skin them? Just seen anyone skin them?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Have you ever seen anyone hanging out segments? Handing out signets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Like going with mandarins.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yeah, so the benefits of eating oranges at halftime hydration
Oranges are juicy, Sure the water contend and oranges can
help refiness first Ye a year, mate, But we've got
kids these days the most hydrated people have ever existed
in humanity, totally. Kids can't go anywhere. People freak out
if someone if a kid leaves it anywhere without a bottle.

(01:01:48):
You know, when you get that thing. Your kids are
going on like a school trip on a bus, and
they're like, make sure they've got a water bottle. It's
like you're only creating a ride for your back with
stops for toilet visits.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Exactly. Also, apparently energy boosts are orange contain natural sugars
such as glucose and fruit toes which provide a quick
energy boost. Apparently they've got vitamin C, have they? I
didn't know that about a hand cut. Every vegetable has
vitamin C.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
And another incredibly interesting fact about oranges that everyone knew
they're easy to eat. Not real oranges are easy to peel.
They're not well if they're cutting. Quarters are very easy
to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
But it killed them to invent an easy peel orange.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Have you got orange peeler? That'd be dry. You're not
peeling the oranges. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Peel with your hands?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
But you're not peeling oranges for halftime oranges. You're cutting
them to quarters of eights.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, but what I'm saying is you waste a lot
of orange around the skin. Imagine if maybe you should
peel them before you size them and dice them.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Wait, how much orange are you messing? If I have
a quarter of an orange, I'm peeling the skin off
the back, so you get pretty much one hundred percent
of the orange itself?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Do you just give it? Have you seen the kids?
Don't do that? Pop quiz? Hot shot, Jeremy. If you
have got a heart, you've got halftime judies for a
rugby team sons every teen? How many oranges are you buying?
And how and cutting up?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Well, that's a good question. Enough for enough for a systeamer.
You know a systeamer box? What are the ones that
you can put a cake in? So one, two, three,
about eight?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
And here's a tip for businessmen that are running or
one that are running dairies near k Park in Auckland
stock a lot of oranges on Saturday mornings, all right,
because there's a lot of parents that forget and the
fruit drops, aren't it? You're talking about yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
My favorite couple, Matt and Jerry come to me Heath
and Wells for breakfast, Polarcky.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Do you know what we're about to do. We're about
to get in a truck and drive the back route
to Corimandal.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Do you know I've never driven this backroot to Corimandel.
I mean I'm gudded, first of all, because you're in
the show. We gave Kezy from the Big Show a call,
not intentionally. We were just giving a local rental retro
pickup truck a company a call and Keysy having to
pick up the phone. It turns out he's running some
kind of side hustle where he's hiring out his pickup
truck and he's worked on with this old man. So
he's driving us to the curramandle Viya this bag route.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
He sorry a lot of words there. Make Keysy's out
there with his driving gloves on. I've never driven us.
He's got right like Alan Partridge. Yeah, he Casey is
driving this retro pickup truck and glove driving gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Oh no, I don't know if I can get in
the car with them if he's got driving gloves.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Who else was operating a driving glove buffalo? Bill?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Was?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
I believe someone's the lambs there?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Mate, everyone used to be running driving gloves. Hence the
term the glove box. That was to keep your driving
gloves on the glove box. You even wonder what it
was called the glove box? No, not really, It was
to keep people driving gloves on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
And do you know why people were driving gloves mesh
because the steering wheels were slippy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
If they wanted to make a dress out of other
people's skin, they can.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Do that because the steering wheel was often very hot
or very very cold.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Also, Jeremy, back in the day, they didn't have power steering,
so there was actually quite a lot of work done
and turning a corner that they don't have to do now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
And now people were in driving gloves like someone I
saw the other day, because they don't want their hands
to get sun burnt mashed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Did you know that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Oh, I'm glad I'm actually in a separate car now, Yeah, thatshing,
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
All thanks, We'll let you just listen to us thanks
to Panhead pick up Hazy ip A.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I think we're going to record the podcast on the
Greatest Route as well for today, so that'll be interesting.
There'll be at about twelve o'clock, i'd say, yep. And
then what else we're going to do. We're just going
to stop off a couple of public toilets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I've been dotting a whole lot of water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
So you're following up in your Ford focus mesh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
As I tried to explain before, but set it in
way too many words. Yeah, there's not enough room for
me to cut a very long story short. In the trucks,
I'll be up the rear there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Well, mate, don't think that I'm going to let you
use my AA card if you break down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, between the pickup truck and your and your.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Year, they might need to be I haven't driven many
for the distances than about three or four k's in my
two thousand and two for folk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Can I go on the motorway? I'm not sure actually
how fast it can go anyway, all the smells like,
all those issues will be dealt with as we drive
the back room to Coramandel, things to Panhead, pick up
Hazy Hype.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah yeah, and that podcast is going to be out
on my Heart radio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I run about to forgot today. Thanks for listening to
the Matt and Jerry Show. Have a lovely day to day.
We'll see you tomorrow. No, thank you, Jeremy, no thank you,
no matth you all that's wrong. You have been listening
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seem busy, I'll let you go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Bless blessed, blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Give them my taste of Kiwi from me.