Onscreen Lovemaking - The Radio Highlights Pod August 29

On the radio show today, the closest Penis or Genius EVER - as we debate the merits of the band OASIS, and Mash is worried about Onscreen Lovemaking...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
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six night.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good morning, walking along to the Man in Jerry Show.
It's Thursday, the twenty ninth of August twenty twenty four.
This is man Heath and this is Mash is it yeah?
It is look Mesh morning morning, Matte. Hello, I spend
enough time with you guys yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't know how we have to do another show
today yesterday for I'm still trying to work out how
it happened. But we went for a drive and then
after about six hours we ended up right back here.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah. We traversed New Zealand's greatest route yesterday thanks to
the penhead pack up hazy opa No, thanks to the
pen head pick up idea. Well we had it. We
had one at the end of the route. Yeah. Well yeah,
it was so wet.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Do we have to talk about this a little bit
more later?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
The amount of precipitation on the windscreen, Mesh, he was
couldn't see.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We were having to drive with feel, I.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Mean, and you guys were talking about some deep history
of this beautiful country that we live in while I
was trying to traverse that awful weather as well, and
also what happened at Kezy. At some point Keezy shot
off in a different direction.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm pretty sure, as you said today, I think he's
having the thing yeah with some of them, the hardacy planes,
because all of a sudden we were kicked out of the.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Out of the retro perckup train that you paid money for, Yeah,
put back in just to the regular Herdeki yute, and
then Kesey just fired himself off into the coraman somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
And he drove off their pace. Yea. So still no
answer why I'm here when I went for a five
hour driver. Sorry, over the next three hours. Will work
it out, right, We'll work it out. I thought i'd
be someone somewhere else ude to driving there far up
next the British horse that was on cocaine? Why? How?
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Finally than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
So, a UK horse trainer called Ed Dunlop has been
handed a suspended twelvemonth disqualification because one of his horses
this is fascinating, has tested positive for cocaine. It's called lucidity. Interestingly,
the horse or the cocaine. The horse the cocaine at
this stage I believe is unnamed and it's a three

(02:25):
year old Philly finished second at a race meet in
Brighton on July four last year and then tested positive.
The source of the drug remains unknown, although interestingly, at
the hearing recently, one of Dunlop's employees admitted using cocaine
on two occasions while working at the yard. Okay, and
one of those instances came months before the positive test

(02:48):
and another was afterwards, So the afterwards one obviously can't
have had anything to do with it. So the British
Horse Racing Authority attached apparently no blame to the trainer
who will introduce random drug testing among his staff. So yeah,
the British Horse Racing Authority obviously said that it Dunlop
was all good.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So the question remains, can or a horse roll up
a one pound note with his horse?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well that's the big question. How did the horse and
buy it? If it's got horfs, it must have had help.
I guess you could chop the cocaine with the hoff
if it wasn't with.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
The shoe or absolutely, I absolutely agree that the horse
Placidity could chop up the cocaine with its hof, But
that horse is not rolling up a bloody one pound note.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I hate to be the voice.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Is there a one pound note?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, there's a five pound note? You got the coins
up till five pound note.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I hate to be the voice of reason. It doesn't
suit me.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
But is there a possibility that this horse maybe didn't
take it through the nostril?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, how else did the horse take it up the Well,
surely it wasn't up though if you're going to put
it on the top shelf, someone didn't blow it up though,
that's not going to happen. Is it like a Wolf
of Wall Street situation? Yes, Wall Street, that's exactly the
situation was. I don't think a horse needs to note.
Have you seen the size of the nostril.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And they've got the perfect the perfect shaped head.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So as the horse taking one half up and closing
one nose nostril.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, just both nostrils just right in amongst it. So
it was it and it's bloody feedback.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It must have been what I don't know. I mean,
the wastewater. Seriously, was it the wastewater? Was he drinking
the water or something like that? And added but I
don't know because there was that situation in Brazil recently
with the sharks, wasn't there It was in the wastewater
and now the sharks are high on.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
That was just off the case of was that off
the coast of Brazil?

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So this this guy that Dunlop, the horse trainers had
another drug issue before. And guess what the name of
the horse was that had the previous drug issue.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Snow fairy. Oh right, okay, but that was an anti
inflammatory medication, snow fairy. If you've got a horse of
snow fairy, I know what it was on the voltaireans.
How stupid do you think we are? Snow Fairy? It's
a big, big step. So Ruder's just Rude has been
beavering away. Rudy got very excited about the story. He's
beavering a right, Ruder's eli the story, yeah or not,

(05:18):
he's been beavering away. And this is that he came
out with this little diddy.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
See you riding around Brenton, there's a horse and Colcaine
he's gone for powder all his mad and his nostrils
are a wee.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You read is high when you're a horse.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
And he's got powder all for his mad, well, he's
done it all wrong. If he's got powder for his name,
that is a banger. That is a banger.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know if you heard about the news overnight,
but Oasis are reforming for some shows over in England.
Anyone talking about it? Did you hear about that? Matt?
I hadn't heard anything about it. So they're playing New Zealand,
nobody knows about that, and they're recording new music, so people,
So no one would really be talking about it that
much then, because it's only a few shows that the

(06:14):
shows in the UK you can get over there for
there's a few shows in the UK. Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I guess that's why I haven't heard about It's not probably
not really that news with it.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's in August next year. Yeah, right, so it's in
August next year.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's just a band coming together play some of their
old songs in another country.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yep. Right, so there's no new music.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I guess that's why I haven't heard about it because
it wouldn't make pymn, It wouldn't make one news three
nights in a row.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Why don't we joke about it? But August is a
long time away? Are we or worried seriously about what
Lim and A were going to get up to in
their personal life before then?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Because absolutely that's a year. Always Still I would love
to know how much the insurance is for that.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
God, do you think Liam will learn how to sing
the chorus of Wonder Wall in tune.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
By the time I believe this tune technology in now live?
Is there live auto tune technology?

Speaker 9 (07:03):
Maybe you're going to be the one who says anyway,
this morning, with debating the merits of Oasis and penis
or Genius, you can rote on three for a three
eight hundred HORDECHI or you can send us a message
via the talkback faction on iHeartRadio, abbits.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
The Mat and Jerry Show on Radio Head sagement.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Later on, we are debating the merits of Oasis and
penis or Genius, and you were saying that Liam Gallagher
could he sing a little bit less flat in Wonder
Wall stage saying Barry Crump would have been better in

(07:52):
the Wonderwall chorus than Liam if he was still with us.
And of course Barry Crump, the man that was on
the Toyota ads here he is here.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Do you remember Barry the first time where.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You met Cristian nearly lived from the cab. You wouldn't
get Verry Crump just sing the wonderful chorus? I mean,
would you call that singing from Barry Crumpy? He's given
a good old key. We try. He doesn't get in
the video. They've got him in the video with Lloyd

(08:24):
Scott and they've obviously booked him for less than an
hour because he just does not get. He's just standing there.
He's just not giving it anything. Very crump, right, New Zealander.
This is the Met and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Ready had a kid, the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
So for.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
The wonderful world of a dog defecating at a baseball game.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
O good one. A minor league baseball team in Florida
introduced its new bat dog to the public.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Hanging on over that sounds terrifying. He's a half bat,
half dog.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Noman dog is a thing that a dog. So when
when the batter hits a run or not just hits
a run, but it gets on base and then they
throw the bat and then the dog goes out and
grabs it and brings her back. How cool is that?
So they brought a new one and Lucy May she's
ten months old. She's a Labrador Retriever. Anyway, she was

(09:20):
at the Clearwater Thresher's game, which apparently is a minor
league team in.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Florida playing the Duneed and Blue Jays all the way
from the South Mouths.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, so she went out there and she went to
go and get the bat, but instead she sort of
made a right turn and went right on to the
middle of the field and you can't quite hear it
coming out, but she then did a number two right
in the middle of the field. What did Lucy's owner,
Andrew Davis have to say? Ah, he said, when she squatted,

(09:53):
I definitely went into panic mode. I think the word
my fiance and I used was mortifade and dominic reaper.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Clearwater Thrashers Promotions and game entertaining manager rushed into action
to clean up Lucy's miss.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
We kind of had a feeling that something special would
happen with her, that ad would be a fun event,
But I don't think we could have imagined that it
would get taken to that level.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
So it's some kind of weird AI. It's AI. Yeah,
so when obviously viral on social media. But the team
have come back and they've said, they've said, even though
she doesn't have quite right, she is one thousand percent
keeping her job.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wow, that's a lot. That's a huge percent of one thousand. Yeah,
that's not Maybe that's a one thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
What about speaking in the world of baseball, what about
Donnie Jensen a became the first player to play for
two teams in the same game and in LB history.
He was playing for swinging.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
For the Toronto Blue Jays in bad weather, the saw
of the game postponed and then the interim before it
was resumed, he got traded to the opposition. Yes, and
he came out and he's playing for the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
He played quite well, a couple of.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Hits, yeah, so that's pretty good. But then the team
he was on one the team he joined, lost so
he kind of.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Went the wrong way there, But that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Good in it What a wonderful world. There is a
caveat There was two months between the inn he played
and the inns that were played where he's on the
other team.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Right, okay, okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
You sent me a video the other day. Yeah, and
it was athletics or was it called canter Math your
can to Math.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think it's called in Canterbury, but my athletics because
I was an athlete back in the day. Honorable sport athletics.
But that was actually Karen Reid, one of his children
is competing and athletics.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Ah, there he was. I thought that you were. I
thought that one of your sons that had You've passed
on your athletics genes to one of your sons and
he was taking up the mantle and the Heath family,
the famous Heath family methletics champions. Yeah. No, we're great athletes.
Athletes not so much. Well, this is this is so
interesting about this is that well, actually my son Charlie is,

(12:18):
but that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Well, because Barry is a very intelligent young man, he
seems to be. He's got a great brain on his shoulders.
But you were famously the runner for your canter math team,
weren't you. You added quite a physical element to Canter Mathea
you to run the question from the table to the
front where the marketing was something like that.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Look, can you answer some allegations because they're still they're
still swelling around you from your methletics appearances back in
the day that you were a little aggressive at the
table and you were there is allegations still swelling around
you that you were actually shoult using your shoulder to
push and smash past some of the other athletes. Yeah,

(12:55):
I was, it's not contact sport. Yeah, well I was.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I was, you know, the most athletic out of them,
you know, because I played a few sports and I was.
I was, you know, like a zones runner. But there
were all the allegations that Andrew Loney, Ben Morrison and
were the ones answering the questions and I was mainly
doing the running.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, well that's.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Luke Parker, sorry Luke Parker, and primarily Andrew Loaner. I
was doing a lot of the running and some of
the basic equations. But but you know, I was more
of the physical part of them, physical methlete.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
And is it true that you got a yellow card
at one stage for what I did? Get a couple
of warnings.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I ran over a girl from Saint Hilda's High. It
was like Jelmo and Mike Katz trying to get to
the bench.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Look I handed off my opposite. You assure you that
all seemed to be female, but you were running over females. Yeah,
that's right, it's just a sure.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Luke Parker from the desk was like, oh oh, as
like he.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh catch up again New Zealand, maintaining possession right to
love him. He's got the bounce, he's running.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's what it sounded like.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I love him. It's like, Matthew, and did you do
that thing where you just sort of dumped I was like,
look it down on the table and smashed it down
with both arms. Look out.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Matthew's got the calculus question and he's running back.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
To the easy the easy up in the corner with
his team, and I don't think it was that exciting.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
He's running to a trestle table and he's I did
actually knock over a trestle table.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
One the Mass and Jerry Show podcast after seven o'clock,
a new proposal, which has been suggested by the head
of Ryan Air and involves alcohol and airports and flying
ryan Air as a chronic airline for having drunks on it. Yeah,
terrible airline right here. And so they come up with
us and they think they've come up a solution to
the problem.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Do you know that Lee Hart was once ended up
in a taxi going to an airport and it was
with the seer of Ryanier and ended up in the
back seat. And Lee Hard had quite a few drinks
at that point, coincidentally, and he said to me he
wished he had in the elevator pitch for the CEO
of Ornia.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It was just that was something.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It was a rainy situation, and so the seer of
Ryanier had to jump in a taxi and then that
CEO of Ryani said, it's pissing with rain joint, jump in.
You can't stand out there, and got the taxi and
he ended up in the taxi with the seer of Ryanier.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wow, okay. And then the lee that didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Have the elevator pitch. You know, I like to say,
hadn't it probably.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Chip based it chips, I should have pushed snack Geni's
in there. Although everything it was about twenty five years
Speaking of pitching and pitching a tent. Mashi wants to
talk about an issue that he's seen on screens with
too much love making. We'll be back in just a moment.
Matt and Jerry Show Radio to Keep Lovely. It's the
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Speaker 5 (16:07):
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Speaker 2 (16:19):
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On weekdays on Radio Hordacke.

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Speaker 2 (16:36):
Mad Nice every comedy this morning on the Man in
Jerry Shat Thursday, the twenty ninth of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Huge show today? Did you hear about?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Was it? I believe it was Oasis? I believe Oasis.
I'm a British band. A couple of brothers from the nineties.
Ye from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
So they've reformed and they're going to play a couple
of gigs in about a year over in England.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
The Gallahers. The Gallahers, Yeah, the Gallahers. One of them
iss to play Nigel and Lot Liz Nigel Liz Gallagher.
Then one of them us to play fullback for the
All Blacks. John Gallagher yeah, anyway, I'm not sure. I'm
not sure. I think he's the third brother. But anyway,
it's flying.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
But under the radar on New Zealand media that the
Oasis are getting back together. I think One News has
only done maybe five stories on it. Okay, yeah, all right, anyway, Yes,
we're debating whether the penis or genius this band. So
we'll Wikipedia, then we'll find out who they are, and
then we'll what they're up to them. We'll just debate
with the penis genius.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
We can vote pog right now. If you find Oasis
PLG three four eight three oh eight hundred, how think
you can press the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app.
Also coming up, we'll let you know about our trip
going over New Zealand's greatest roupe. But next man, she
wants to talk to us about on screen love making
struth he's found. Really he's quite shocked about it.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
So, Missy, you've been looking at the internet again, haven't you?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yes, I have been looking at the internet again again.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
So that yeah, how many times? Is that? Now? A lot?
That's a lot? Now?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
There were a lot yesterday was as well when I
found the study late last night. I thought that we
should share it and talk about it as a Teen's
a study that's come out in the States, essentially saying
that people under the age of eighteen. Just look, I'm
really summarizing this, but people under the age of eighteen
no longer want to see sixty time on screen anymore
in films, right.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Not even the sixty time in movies such as twenty
tens psychological horror film Black Swan.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah, see, I know what you're talking about there. Are
you referring to Skojo.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Black black Swan? Yeah, the old that's got your nearly.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Pornah, you got your neary Portman and your Yourmela kunis
operating on that one.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Anyway, let's not focus on that. Yeah. So one thing
I look there, So so American viewers aged ten to
twenty four would prefer less sex on.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Screen, Yeah, which I thought was interesting.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, fifty one wanting more content about platonic relationships and friendship?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Is that because people are becoming sexless dude to social
media and ravaging their own dignity at home, so they've
got no energy left.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I hadn't thought about it like that. I was just
going to ask you boys why you think this is
because my journey with six on screen it is quite
a complicated one because obviously, when you're younger, it is
quite an uncomfortable thing because you're usually watching films.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
With your parents.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yes, yeah, and looking. You know, there's an awkward moment about,
you know, seventy minutes into a film where they start
hooking up and you know that your father and your
mother there and you're left peripherree and you having to
watch them.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, it reminds you that you were made by them. Yes,
when you go, oh god, and that just as occurred,
I mean that there's no worse thought.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
So when do you boys currently stand on this? Are
you guys pro love making in films?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
It is interesting because you know, I've got two teenage boys,
and that's a weird time, right for that to sort
of happen in a film.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It's getting it actually getting a little bit easier.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I watched a film last night call Dread. It's just
popped up on Netflix, but it stars New Zealand's own
Carl Urban and a friend of the show. And there's
a bit of horrible sexual content in that movie. But
the rest of the movie is fantastic. It's up on
Netflix at the moment, so you should watch it. Dread
from twenty twelve. Great movie. But even just last night

(20:19):
when that popped up, I was like, this just makes
it a little bit complicated. Interesting, here's I mean, it
has an R eighteen film, so I probably would.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Here's my theory. Back in the day, when we were younger,
you basically got your sexual content wherever you could. Yeah,
much around you know, National Geographics, Warehouse undis.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Absolutely great source of sort of sexual material.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And were reading the news, you know, any type of
place you possibly could, you would you would grab that
Bathfield three forty five live.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Absolutely So are you suggesting perhaps maybe the evolving state
of online pornography means to be saying that I want
that over there.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You have compartmentalized. Yeah, you've got it. You've already got that.
You can get that whenever you want. So you don't
want it in your films anymore. It used to take
it wherever you could get it, because like, oh, here
we go. If I don't, it's a little bit like
you hunter gather a human. You'd be out there and
you'd be going about your business and you come across
an apple tree, so you'd you'd gorge on that apple tree. Well,
I mean, was it your favorite fruit? Not necessarily, it

(21:25):
was what you came across, so you'd have it. Nowadays,
you can have an apple, you could have an orange,
you could have whenever you'd like.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, I'm worried that they want more platonic stuff in
their movies.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, well that seems a little bit weak.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well, this theory chicks out of yours, Jerry, because I
asked Rudi to do some research for me on the
pornography stats in New Zealand And. So most people around
the age of seventeen, sorry, seventy five percent of people
is the exact number that are watching pornography regularly at
the age of seventeen in New Zealand. Yeah, so I
think that chicks out with your theory is the idea
that maybe, look, i've got pornography over here, I've got

(21:58):
movies over here. Let's just i'll cross that Van Diagram
over at all.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, okay, so seventeen. But interestingly, I see that in
the same study, seventy one percent of the young people
first saw porn by accident. I mean, I think they
might be telling people what the researchers want to know.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I mean all this research is generally rubbish.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
But no, I get it. It's compartmentalized. It's just and
it's probably not as intense as you'd like it, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, that's it really spicy food in a taste of
bit blam.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
We're just talking about young people and what they like
watching in terms of sexual content on screen. You were
talking about Vanilla Barfield, Yeah, from three po forty five Live. Yeah,
that's what it was. Something for the dead.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well, I was just saying that you were you were
so excited by things like that because you Yeah. I mean,
kids these days have just got hot and cold running
sexual content on the internet anyway they want.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
In their pocket whenever they want it, which is I
believe a mess of problem. There's been a raft of
text messages which we've just received on three four eight
three about Fanella Bathfield Okay, and it's clearly awoke and
a whole lot of feelings that a whole lot of
people had. Oh my Fanala, I love Fanella. Used to
look forward to three forty five Live on my watch.
I'd count down the minutes. And interestingly this morning on

(23:19):
the Matt and Jury podcast after the show, we have
got Ricky Morris, another half of the team, the three
five Live team members Ricky Morris and Fanella Barfield. Wow.
And then later on I believe Phil Cogan and Hene Elder. Yeah.
Hene Elder did it for a while and she Paulhelmes

(23:40):
is my wife. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, So Ricky
Morris joining us on the on the on the podcast,
who would have think it?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
So boys, when it comes to looking at the sexual stuff, oh,
you know, taking it and vised his mainstream content. Not
this is not pornography we're talking about now, this is
just you know, movies and things like that.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Do you have you guys?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Also witnessed a change in advertisements as well, because I
was quite often on the show we bring up ads
from the past and things like that as well. There
was once upont a time even ads were quite sixy
and you know, what's erotic in some way, shape or form,
And now we've really leaned away from that. There's nothing
kind of sexual or exciting in any kind of adverts
or TV show or movie there.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I noticed that I noticed that probably about five years ago,
maybe a little bit longer ago. All of a sudden,
the people on ads became people that you might see,
they might be in next door neighbors, yeah, rather than
the hottest person that you've ever seen in your entire life.
I think that's a mistake.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I think if you're going to be on screen and
people are going to look at you, I mean, you
shouldn't have people like me on there.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
You should have good looking people, you know what I mean.
I mean that's not.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Everyone has to be on an AD or in a
TV show, but I mean Home and Away, for example,
was very successful by putting something for the mums and
something for.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
The dads, and they're very successful. Yeah, I mean that's
the whole way that that worked.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
You look at what about Color Spencer and the Toffee
Pops ads back in the day.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah bingo, everybody remembers that everyone was very happy with that. Yeah,
weldn't they? Yes.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
In fact, you'd say the ad is still doing some
great league work for Toffee Pops to this day. I
don't think this ned has been produced right now that
we're going to remember in thirty years.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Is there a lot of memories coming in about Vanela
bathrobjoh and I had a student job search gig dressed
up as Cookie Beer for a starship fundraiser. Incredibly beautiful.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Well, Jerry, let's not get into people dressed up and
you know costumes and you know mascot outfits and sexual content,
because we all know what you did when you addressed
as the table took Coddler's Rifles chicken. Everything I did
hearing out that one eye, well, I had to fteen

(25:43):
year old boy.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I had to get changed somewhere, happy to be in
the college Rifles nipple changing shits Chase Stadium. Outrageous fortune
was a great source for me as a bout a sex.
An outrageous fortune. It is about six, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Is it time to add a hotness to productions in
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
It sounds like a good practical music.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
We can introduce the Mats and Jerry Show podcast Coming.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Up after eight o'clock this morning, Penis or Genius. We're
debating the merits, a little arn band called the Oasis
from the nineties who are apparently are reforming next year.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, apparently it's hardly been mentioned in the media, but yeah,
are they Penis Genius Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Bonehead and
some other guys.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
So was Bonehead on guitar? Was was he leg Bonehead
was one of the guitars? Yeah, bone HiT's coming back,
bone Hits back, bone Heads back apparently. But he's always
been mates worth Liz and Nigel. What are they called,
the two brothers Liz and Nigel Gallagher and Nigel Gallagher
and Liz Gallagher and John Gallagher from the All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah, it went to league, didn't he? He went
to league and then he joined oaceist John Gallagher.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Apparently, bone He's always been mates. Someone pointed out to me,
were we talking about this yesterday on in the car ride?
What what happened at Christmas time in the Gallagher family? Yeah?
Did they not go around to their mom's house and
have Christmas? Yea, because I'm still alive. Yeah, so what
happened there?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
And more I think about it, the more and more
I think about it, Are we sure that the last
fifteen years I've actually had of each other?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know. I reckon, I'm not sure because.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
There's so many things that you can't like Logistically, it
would have been an absolute nightmare. And they both talk
about how much they love their memmy and their family
and stuff like that. So you would have thought that
maybe there at times they just parked there. A few
decided to just get on with the Christmas dinner.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, certainly it's worked for them in terms of sales
and ticket sales and a lot of hype around it.
This is the Maid and Jerry Show.

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Radiohead Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's seven thirty time for your radio heardaching use headlines
with Jemmy Wells.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Former Green MP Darling Tanner is taking the party to
the High Court today to stop at special general meeting
happening this weekend. Delegates will decide at the meeting whether
to invoke the Waker jumping Law to remove her from Parliament.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
She should just take herself home and stop getting paid
to do nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's what she should do instead of taking any into court.
She's representing people. She's in parliament. She's doing the mahi right.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, she's doing so much at the back there. It's
nothing to do with the payday headle, there's nothing to
do with the mat that she's not staying around. She's
staying around to do stuff. It's absolutely impossible possible for
her to do anything, but she's staying around to do stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Auckland Council has done account of the bird population. I
thank god the results are in and there are two
one hundred and thirty species living in the region.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well, yesterday they did account of beam spookers and beam
scooters and found out there was three hundred more than
they should be, so they banned all the beam scooters
from Auckland. So are they going to ban some of
these birds? Is that we are allowed to have two
on the thirty species of birds? Have they got a
license to be operating in Auckland City?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yesterday we went on New Zealand's greatest route thanks to
the Hazy ips a, the Panhead beer and the Panhead
pick up, and we went looking for Godwits and they
weren't there. No, it didn't.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You went looking for Godwits when Mash couldn't have given
less of a crap about God.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, you were very Godwitch focused on your sent Is
it not interested in the Godwits story? It's such a
great story. I hated Godwin. That's such an interesting story.
I mean, these birds, they migrate, they come from Siberia.
I've heard it once in the last it's like fifteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
CA's as I said, you said on the Mettingerry dadis
bespoke podcast. Just don't do that, godwits. It's badly optimized.
It's a waste of energy. You're going to Siberia. It's
you're going too far and then you're coming back.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Just don't. They go up there and they breed and
then they fly back. Yeah, it's dumb. They go to
the Firth of Thames. It's dumb. They go all the
way there. Yes, it's lame and Hawks Bay have registered
their fourth straight win to start the NPC Rugby season,
toppling Canterbury twenty seven to twenty one in christ Church.
Hawks Bay topped the competition table on twenty points. Canterbury
remained sixth on ten with two wins and two losses.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Boys, absolute scenes in my flat last night, as my
fellow Laddy Caleb, he had recently got back. He's been
playing for summer. They won that T twenty World Cup
tournament there qualifier.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh what's the guy that scored the record? Yeah, the record.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Thirty nine off and over. Yeah he was he was
playing that game. Yeah, he's on his team anyway. So
he came back last night and the first thing he
did is stick this game on and he put twenty
bucks on all four wingers scoring a try.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah. He turned his twenty bucks into five hundred and
eighty dollars last night. Oh done.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, it was absolute scenes in my flat.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh wow. He followed it up. Great couple of achievements
in the last forty eight hours for him. And the
Magpie's bloody got the round fidy shield, haven't they have?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
They have they have? We had eyes on that this
morning in one piece.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, someone wiped that down with a wet white They
took it off Wellington last year.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Then they some kind of hard to define white substance
was found on it and then washing powder mate mate.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
To clean it down.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Somehow someone's doing their washing near it and.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
That and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
So I was reading an article he is today about
Ryan Air chief executive Michael O'Leary, and he said that
airline passengers should be restricted to two drinks at the airports.
He's not happy about the fact that people are getting
on as planes and they're drunk and they're causing problems
on the flights. How would you restrict that?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So he's going to like run like all the bars
are at an airport and all the drinks they could
have on the way, he's gonna want. He's going to
breath test people and see if they've had two.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
How would you police that? He reckons that introducing alcohol
limits the airports would help tackle the rising tide of
disorder on flights. I think it's mainly on his flights.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, I mean you're running a rubbish airline. Ryanire Line,
that's just the cheapest flights possible. I mean Ryane Aline.
Ryan's the one where you get on and they don't
even give you a boarding pass. They give you like
a I'm not sure if they still do that. It's
probably on an app now, But last time I flowed,
they just gave you a like a plastic sort of
plastic thing with your seat name on it.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh to reuse it and then you hand it in
again when you get off. Well, I've been on a
flight and you didn't even ever seat, so it was
just a free for all, and you wanted to get
on the flight as quick as you can, and you
paid for preferential boarding, which means that you could line
up and choose your seat first. And it was just
an absolute chamazzle. You had these people jumping on flight.
There were people pushing but like you and the athletics team.

(32:18):
There were people pushing past people smashing their way to
the seats that they wanted to sit out. And then
the seats don't have any seat pockets, so you can't
put any rubbish in them, so they don't have to
clean the plane.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I was flying right here once and there was a
bloody bird got on the flight and we didn't take
off for fricking ages. This is the bird flying around
in the plane. No, no, no, like like like a bird,
like I'm not sure, like it kind of looked like
a sparrow.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
They especially on there, and I was like, can we
not fly with a sparrow? Like, I mean, I mean,
what's the spirit?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Just keep the bloody cockpit door closed. We'll deal with
the sparrow. We were on ground for like two hours
to get that, trying to get the bird out, and
I was like, kill it, kill it, And they're like
they running around with the net.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Get get a shotgun in here, kill it, Okay, well
good luck firing. Yes. I was so drunk that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
So does Ryania mainly focus on domestic travel in the States.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I know it's in Europe, the European cheap.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Some of the wants to just head off to Spain
for a dirty weekend.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I mean, this is f recent. I'm in the process
of booking a bit of a europe trip for a
similar time next year and we're looking at doing my
grofriend doing a weekend in Obetha and we're trying to
get there and Ryania was one of the planes that
came up, and we're talking about accommodation and we're doing
some research around that. I mean, it does sound like
carnages and these airports, because I was talking to a
mate who said, you know, where were we going to stay
in Obetha And he's like, oh, no, you don't stay.

(33:42):
You just come in for two days. You just park
your stuff up at the airport, you stay there. That's
why there's so many people just lying down on the
ob You do the whole weekend and then you fly half.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It's always that carnaval accommodation.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
So I feel just walking around with a change of
undies in your pocket or something.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
That's right and onlarious defense. I think there are people
in Europe that do just almost stay at the whole tel.
But I mean, come on, man, if you're running a
bit of vision operation, then what do you expect.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, I mean there's easy Jet and Ryan here and
there's another one as well.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I think it's called easy Logan Air or something. Yeah,
there're these rubbish air lines and.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Cheap, cheap, cheap. They'll make you pay. So if you'll pay.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
If you want to have a better class of customer
that doesn't get on the plane absolutely steamed, Yeah, Michael Larry,
then maybe don't run a rubbish a line.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I think you've you've come right to the crux of
the issue there. And also to kill them to land
at Heathrow?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh here is it gat work or what's the other one?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Stands deid standstead? We can stand stead and stand see
it is.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
You're flying back into England in London, and but you
arrive thousand miles from London.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, and you'll be wondering. You think to yourself, this
is a this is a really good flight. Oh well
this this flight's only thirty pounds, that's fantastic from Spain
to to London. And then you find out that you're
incans did and then you find out that it's landed
at eleven thirty and that the trains stop running at
eleven now, and so then you have to pay for
a two hundred and fifty dollars taxi from Stanstead back

(35:08):
into the center of London Westay. Yes, no sympathy. As
long as they can stand up and shuffle, they'll get through.
Then when the plane takes off, we see misbehavior. That's
what o'larry said there. And the old gays, people who
drunk too much would eventually fall over or fall asleep.
But now these passengers are also on tablets and the powders. Yeah,

(35:29):
watch out. And as he also said that ryaniers staff
search bags for alcohol before passengers board flights. Do I
beat the meshes to look out there as all the
party destinations, they check the bags for the alcoh because
people drink the alcohol on board.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
And they don't show them the cottage lounge because that's
going to be a disaster I mean of people. You know,
it's a few more than two beers being consumed by
some people in the and also like wine befure flying Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Essential. Garry McCormick going.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
To do then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
So yesterday, thanks to pan Head pack up the Hazy Ipa,
we found these Zealand's greatest road. We traveled at State
Highway twenty five, the back route to the Coramandel certainly
dead tell you what. It was torrential at certain time,
so there was a high level of precipitation.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
There was a moment there where Meshi was driving us
back and a Keysy had taken off by the stage
because we think that maybe he's having a interfee with
someone on the Hurdacue planes. Yeah, boy, he took off quickly.
Once we'd arrived. We were going to write.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, so we drove in the retro pack up that
Kesey's renovated with his dad, and then he just blasted
off and left us in the radio Hurdaque humiliator.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
He goes, he goes, you fellows can go back with Megure,
can't you.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
We're like amliator now that's the support vehicle.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, I suppose he goes, all right, see mama, and
he's gone. And he took the toffee pops?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Did he had the toffee pops?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
The bloody toffee pops? Oh? That's roight. Yeah. Anyway, So anyway,
there was a moment where we were driving back Mesh
and Jeezu did a good job, thank you mate, because
it was absolutelysing down to a point where you could
not actually see anything, whether where the rain is not
only coming down trenchally the ones you grew ripers can't
handle it. Plus it's coming back up at you off

(37:10):
the road, and then a massive truckle drive past and
it'll be coming at you from the side. You couldn't
see the lines in the road.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, So you're going at people at one hundred kilometers
an hour that are coming the other way and no
one can see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's terrifying. I'm always amazed at how fast people can
drive in that situation because I'm terrified.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, Because do you guys think upon reflection? You know,
when we explain this, I think to myself, God, we
should have just pulled over. Yeah, But it's not really
something that you think about when.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
It's also driving, because you've got to or so you've
got to behaving your eyes on the road, and you've
got to look for that point to pull over, and
you've got to indicate for quite a time to pull
over because you've got to think about the person behind you,
because anything odd and sudden, you've got to realize a
purce of minds. You can't see what's going on either.
It's really really hard to know what to do.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah, I mean in that situation, I don't know where
you could have, but the shoulder was pretty narrow. I
think it would be more dangerous pulling over, because then
if someone's got to negotiate going past you, Yeah, and
a truck's coming the other way.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I think what you've got I think what you've got
to do is you've got to slowly decrease your speed
on the hazards on slowly discrease.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Decrease your speed.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
And because you can't decrease it suddenly because you've got
someone up your ass.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
So but it's it's it's it's one of the toughest things.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
And you feel like you need one more setting on
your win screen wipers, one more up.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
These things were going.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
And it was completely the scream was completely and utterly
sodden each after each swipey.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
But anyway, well driven meshy.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Thank you guys, no, thank you, and they haven't seen
us travel new Zealand's greatest route. We blasted a whole
bunch of stuff off stuff off Instagram youysterday if you
want to check that out.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I've got a question for truck drivers out there. You
know they're driving a big, big old rig. Can you
see better up there? Because they seem to just go
faster than they were even before. They are like huge,
We're talking like a y size surfing waves coming out yet.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
At the side of those trucks. Good question, because they
don't seem to have any problem at all. No, do
they know the road so well because they travel on
it so much that you just know? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Did they get a bit of joy in the fact
that the people on the other side of the road
are terrified of their massive splash They're adding to the
huge amount of precipitation that's already coming.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Down because of the weight of the truck. Do they
maybe stick to the road? Maybe they don't seem to
be a picted at all. Yeah, I love to hear
from truck travers on that. It's you the.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Nation Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Coming up after eight o'clock Penis or Genius. It's the
segment we do every Thursday on the Mount and Jerry Show,
who tried to make the merits of something Today, Oasis
is on the chopping block.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Have we ever done Russell Crowe on penasil Genius? Because
we should, because he's an absolute genius. You know, he's
my favorite acto. Glad to Add is my favorite movie.
But I just listened to a three hour podcast with
them and he's the best person.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Well, this is why we can't even do Russell Crowe
right there, because because you clearly you would not even
if the votes came in and said that he was
Penis Yeah, which they may well do. Who knows what
the votes are going to say? You would you would
refuse to acknowledge it. Yeah, I want to. I want
to hear a bad word about Russell. That's why you
will not hear a bad word. So we will not
be doing Russell Crow So if we were do it,
I won't hear it. You're doing Oasis this morning.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Since we are doing Oasis, how do you feel about
this text here fellas that came in on three for
eight three from Agent five to four saying, hey boys,
how do you feel about a split peelg? I've got
nul g leamp.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Oh look you can vote anyway you want.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I mean, who do we put it? Is it a
penis or Rginia's voting.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
They won't shift the dial. The dial will stay exactly
where it is split voto that.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's a good point, you know, because we often we
get quite a lot of texts people saying I have
no particular opinion on this topic.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah. My advice to those people is just don't text, say.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
For thirty cents. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
If you don't want to have an opinion on it,
then we don't need to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You were asking before the question Matt about a truck driver,
can you see more when you're driving a truck former
truck you here, it's all good until you wipe our
arm flies off and torrential rain and the karranger Hackey gorde.
So that's the answer to that question. Matt and Jerry
Show Radio had.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Half Mad and Jerry Half Mad.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Jem on me the Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The
Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Well it's kind.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
Of in that and Jerry reading hor Racky Horrackey weekday
mornings from six until night.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
All Lets and Jervy work while to the man in
Jerry Show. It's Thursday, the twenty ninth of August twenty
twenty four, just a couple of days left of winter.
And then we're in a spring. We're in a spring.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I dropped there too, were in a spring and then
a spring? Do they still have any spring mattresses?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
No? Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Do they? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Of course I do. Yeah, of course they do. They're
still spring, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Hey, you a sleepy and still building that massive city.
Remember they're going to build a huge factory and then
build a town around it. It's been billions of dollars.
Is that's still happening? And did we drive by yesterday
when we were on using on Skratis route.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I think we did it on the way back. Did
we think we did? Sleepy Head? You got on Sleepyhead? Yeah?
How are you going with a com I mean, I'm
a big fan of the comfort layer. Are you running
a biomeg? No? I don't have a biomeg, but I
am quite disgusted by what happens when I take off
my sheets and I look at the mattress and it's like,

(42:24):
where did all that brownness come from?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
You need to get put down a rubber sheet that
you do for babies. Sounds like you're leaking.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I don't like sleeping on rubber, but you know the
brown It's like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
No, I don't know the brown that comes through underneath
my sheets. I put a matress top it down on
top of mind made, are you running a metross topper? Yeah,
you gonna un a messress top of you.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I've got a matress top.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Well, how come the browns getting through a sheet with
a high ThReD count and then into a metross top
and then through that onto the mattress.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
This er volume of liquid that's coming out of them.
This is the thing. I can I explain it. Have
you seen how.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Often he has to leave the rope down visit the bathroom.
We had to stop so many times on the trip
yesterday for Jerry with this tiny bladder.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I've never thought about this. The glass is just broken
on how much you will blut?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, I'm hydrate myself in the mornings heavily, and then
I don't drink any more fluid until the next morning.
But if it's brown, jury, that suggests that it might
not be number one. Oh no, I think there's just
filthy sweet that's coming out my pause.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Anyway, The question is are Oasis penis a genius? You
can have your sound three four eight three tored Hedeck.
You use the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
We're going to take sides. Next, debate the merits of Oasis.
Will they end up on the side of the log
with Trampoline's monogamy and work hangovers? Or leaders debates, vegans
and instant noodles.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It's Matten Jemmy's Penis or Genius here. We do this
every Thursday. We run our Penis Orginias segment where we
look at the positives and negatives of a personal place,
an object, or a thing. Today, because it's steady years
since Oasis album Definitely Maybe released their debut album, and
it's been announced that they're getting back together for a
run of fourteen shows in the UK, we want to

(44:05):
know is Aasis penis or genius? You can tell us
what you think. You can send us a talk back
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You can text us on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, everyone's talking about the reunion.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
You're going to talk about it by saying it's penis.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, here I go, let's get into it. They are
two eyebrow focused. I reckon.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
If anything, they've got less eyebrows than most people.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
They've got less than they used to have. But if
you look at those early videos, yeah, horrific.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Two brothers one eyebrow. No, two brothers two eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well, actually, interestingly, I had a good hard look and
it looks like Noel had one. Yeah, but Liam had three. Okay,
he had one in the middle above his had two
big bushes on each side. That was two eyebrows and
a himstach the penis because both brothers seem to have
chips on their shoulders is. But the fact they've got
enough money to do whatever on earth they want money

(44:57):
don't buy you happen. There's Oasis songs share a lot
of IP with other bands, songs like The Beatless and
We're Going the World is Yeah. Also that penis because
they held a fifteen year grudge against each other and
their brothers, Yeah, they might get over it, over it.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's too short to hold a fifteen year grudge against
someone in your family, you know, Come on.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
That preach out that Peters because the rest of the
band had dumb names like bonehead.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yes, here's a Bonehea, though it's quite an accurate name
for him.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
He looks like a bonehead, doesn't he. Yeah, and I
would say that Oaysi is a penis because Liam sings
flat and wonderwater. You can't be the mon you can
afford it. Yeah, right, that's my argument.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
All right, Okay, here's my genius agment. Owayses have great
tuning such as Lyft River, Don't Look Back in Anger
and Champagne Soup and Over.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
They have sold seventy five million albums, making them one
of the biggest bands of all time. And I can't
argue with that.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Geess waste this being back together prevent any more nol
in the High Flying Birds concerts, which are riddled with
non ote.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Of Again, strong argument there that is positive.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Although I went to see Liam Gallagh Alive spuck Arena
a few years ago. He's bloody good, particularly when he
was playing a Wastleissans.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Noel and Liam are funny. Take the story no told
about Liam a few years back.

Speaker 12 (46:23):
Our kids round at my house one night, and the
old was the fridge and the spottle of champagne in it,
with a fucking and he says, what have you got
a bottle of champagne? And I said what keeps it fresh?
And he went not having it, and I said that
champagne is two days old. He's like, no way, that's amazing.
About a week later I went round into his house.

(46:44):
He had a fork and a pint of milk.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
It shows that he's a poenist. Liam. Yeah, you can
be dumb and still a good guy. Look at mess No.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
No the top blight when we interviewed him in twenty
nineteen and we spent a lot of time with.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Him, and he's just a good human being, isn't he
all right? We're Oasis on Trampoline's monogamy, work, hangovers and
having kids on the Genius side of the Cody log.
Oh will they be being Penis?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Then Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Podcast It's Matten Jemmy's Penis Orginiu.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
This morning we're debating the merits of Oasis and penisil
Genius because it's steady Is since oasis debut album Definitely
Maybe was released and of course you may or may
not have heard the news. It's been announce speaking together
for a run of fourteen shows in the UK.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It's hardly been raised and people haven't It's really flown
under the media radar, hasn't it.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
That's the Oasis reunion. Have you've just woken up? That's
the news this morning.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
That's actually an interesting talking point, fellas, why has this
Oasis kind of reformination? That's not a word taken the world.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
By word, reformination, but you can say you can just
say it with reformation then we go the reformer mation.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yeah, why has there's alwaysis reformation kind of captured the
hearts of so many.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Well, I was talking in one of the hosts of
seven Sharp lad Dur earlier.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Jurmi Well chatting to him, wowout e Cid.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
He reckons it's because it's it's kind of good news.
It's something positive, very much negative news. We've been punished
with spindlingo. It's just a little something's happening because it's
news and reformation rather than a disintegration.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Outside of the rock sphere, people people care about it
just as much of those of us that love rock music. Well,
though hugely popped your band obviously, has Matt said, seventy
five million albums, but also I think it's a there's
something about two brothers of reconciliation and at the moment,
there's a family. There's a family piece to the puzzle,
isn't there. Yeah. Family. I think there's a lot of
problems at the moment that we feel like can't be solved,
and so all of a sudden you think, oh, that's

(48:46):
nice that this is a reconciliation. So some problems can
be said.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
And look, if the Gallagher brothers can get back together,
anyone can. Although arguably they're getting back together for one hundred.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And six million dollars and a.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Lot of families in New Zealand don't have that kind
of money floating around to bring brothers back together today.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So a lot of our news comes out of the UK. Yeah,
and this is all over the UK.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, yeah, So we just sort of yeah, run, okay, anyway,
let's go to some of the votes and can I
just say RUDA is in studio based Bee furiously counting
the votes and it is very very close.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Well, people care one way or other. This is the
interesting thing. It's polarizing, Yeah, it certainly is. So here's
a text penis penis for all the wanky dramas is
this Texter.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Genius is some genius text Nolan liamb are penises but
when they come together it's genius.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oasis are complete wank, whiny, droning music and winging. Northern
is singing so sick of all this reunion chat already
will be switching to the breeze till it's over.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Penis fifteen year marketing campaign brilliant, whether it was staged
or not.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, I think they're just going to sell out their shows. Yeah,
Oasis poenis too grumpy brothers that write missionary positions songs
using a bunch of catchphrases that don't make.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Sense, basically copied the Beetles but updated it for the
nineteen nineties.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Unoriginal but very clever, says this Texter, whiny emo shite.
They're only getting back together for the money. Liam Gallagher
is hilarious on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
That is true. He is very funny on Twitter. Genius.
I discovered Oasis booze drugs in the same summer. It
was a really good summer that one.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Oh well, that's another probably point about it though, And
what we're just discussing before and while we're so excited
about the fact that os is getting back together. It's
because there's a lot of positive memories attached to a
band like this, isn't there. I suppose people remember a
lot of cool things happening to them while Oasis playing
a major part of that.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
You have totally wander around in jackets looking suspicious and angry.
Siss Teaster pretty much look like predators that aren't allowed
in their schools.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Speaking what they look like, the species is genius. LIAMB
looks a lot.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Like Hilary Barry. Yummy, I've never noticed that.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Hey, yah, I'll tell you what. Buddy Ruters and Studio B.
He's holding up the cross sign. He can't count them.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It's too close.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
We're going to have to play another song and come
back for This has never happened before in the Penisul Genius.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
It is currently tied.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Wow, it's some of the most votes we've had and
it's currently tied.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So does this text go here? I found Mariydeka on
my biomag once that might push it over the edge
towards Jenny's.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Okay, we'll sort out this, can this this mess and
come back to you with the winner.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
As otis Tennis a genius. Yeah, keep voting three four,
three eight hundred heard you.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oasis and helping the plow a canny fire mountin Jewry show.
That is rocking our Star by Oasis. It's Matten Jemmy's
penis or genius? What about in the merits of Oasis
this morning? Because they're reforming. There's some concerts next year
in England, but they're not recording new music? Are they

(51:49):
just playing a few shows? Yep? That's right. Bonehead bone
Heads in there? I think I'm told boneheads in there.
I don't know if it's officially been announced yet, but
I'm pretty sure no bone headingtally announced it. Ruder's bonehead
Bonehead beneficially boneheads back Boneheads always been made with both
of them.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Okay, bone Bonehead's sort of been these Switzerland in the situation, h.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yes, yeah, okay, all right then, okay, now this is interesting.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Can I just say I've only been on the show
for three and a half four years now, and never
has there ever been a PLG that the voting has
been so passionate, so heated, and also just so ripe.
There's so many of those even as we speak now
coming through on three for it three that it's hard
to even tell you these.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I think we're going to be done for electron interference
because playing that rock and roll star song, it was
going really well for rices and now we're getting a
bit of an uptack, and then it went on too long.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It's five minutes fifteen and by the time he's just
going rock and ra swung people again watching that happen. Yeah,
in real time, we could watch people get sick of Oasis.
I guess people know Oasis, so you've got an opinion
on them. Yeah, yeah, you do, don't you. Yeah? Okay,
so the results, Okay, we're stopping it there. Okay, it's
quite close, all right. Now, the twenty folks going through

(53:03):
that account.

Speaker 13 (53:04):
Bots of good Chelli, the people you've spoken and Oasis
to join e Bike's Cocaine's here, alcohol, bere and CEOs
on the ps of the p RG Cody log effects
to the Hokue Studio.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
War Oasis, you have been deemed Penis. May you die
alone and shaming them for me burning and howe for
all eternity at the left hand of the devil himself.
Jesus tell you what a lot of the Penis people,
the big Penis. They'll be they'll be happy. It was closer.
If if Rock and Roll Star hadn't gone on for
an unnecessarily long amount of time, I think the Oasis

(53:38):
would have got genius there. It's not surprising that they're
joining Cocaine over that side. Yeah, they never left each
other those two and has been a lot of time
together Oasis and Cocaine. Madden Jerry Show Radio had to get.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Matt Jeremy Wells the maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
It's eight thirty two. Time for you already heard Aki
News headlines with Jeremy Wells. A twenty six year old
man is due to appear in Auckland District Court today
charged with murdering a fifty four year old scientist. Entomologist
Stephen Thorpe, died in a violent attack in the Blockhouse
Bay Tennis Club car park on Saturday. Several badges of
pies and sausage rolls being recalled as they may contain plastic.

(54:24):
The recall applies to Good Time Pie Company, Hub Gourmet
Pies and Number eight Pies and Sausage rolls with best
before dates between August thirteen and August twenty three.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I bought a pie in Thames yesterday and it was
a mince and cheese and now it's a mince and
gravy actually, and I think it should be recalled because
I think it had traces of.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Mushroom in it. Magic mushroom, No, just mushroom. And I
wasn't expecting it was so mushroomy. And if you're not
expecting mushroom and a pie, it's it's really confronting because
it almost tastes like poison.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
But if you know mushrooms there, it's fine. All about mushroom.
If I know it's there, but the mushroom flavor and
you're not expecting it, it's a bit fungy.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Warning may caine may contain traces of mushroom. Yeah, I
would go now we near that pie. Yeah, you don't
like mushroom in your pie? No, I don't think mushroom
goes well on a pie. I don't think it does.
Maybe in a stroganof sure, go for your life in
a pie.

Speaker 10 (55:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
And Wiries coach Andrew Webster has endorsed calls that his
side have been on the wrong end of officiating at
times during the NRL campaign. The latest incident involved the
Bunker's refusal to send Bulldogs captain Stephen Cricht into the
sunburn after a season ending high shot on Roger two
of us as sick. That was shocking. That was bad.
Is that partly because he was the captain? Does the

(55:41):
bunker and do the rest? Go easy on the captains
in the NRL. I always feel like they do.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Weird thing in the NRL is that they use everyone's
first names. Yeah, they're like, no, that's fine. Roger there
was mitigating services, Stephen head mitigating. You know, they don't
do that.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
In any other game, but no, they don't. No.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Really, when you feel like you've been on the wrong
end of this decision, it's really galling that they're talking
to them like they're like close friends.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Or people in their classroom. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Rugby league is so close to being the perfect sport,
Like we almost like it's almost spot on. It's almost perfect,
and just every now in the Union get reminded about
once every eight weeks and something like this happens. Maybe
they haven't quite figured out how we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I mean, it'd be really interesting to be in a
bunker and the pressure that comes on I guess, but
that one you're looking at that and you're going.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Um, he seems to have knocked him unconscious with his shoulder.
The problem is it came from a position Rugby league
back in the day when I was growing up, and
I watched a video actually on the ACC Socials just
the other day of Benny Elias taking it to the line, Yeah,
playing for Balmaine, and he took it to the line
and he got absolutely smashed the stiff arm but it

(56:53):
was around the chest ish high chest and he got
absolutely it was the most horrific smashing and the commentators like,
brilliant tackle, absolutely one hundred legal, brutal. But I mean,
nowadays that guy would have been sent off. So it's
coming from that, like that's it's that spot I grew

(57:13):
up watching. So now you've got guys it doesn't know,
it's trying not to be that anymore, but it's still.
The history is that they used to practice the clothesline training,
the tackling, and there were put people dumping people on
their heads and it was quite full on. So it's
still it's kind of a no man's name.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Now, up next, we've got something that we've never done before.
We delivered a voice break, so good in the six
o'clock hour that we're going to replant next. That might
be the perfect piece of radio it's on a horse
that you've foisted us on our own baitar.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Now it's gonna be interesting in listening back.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
How good this issue was the Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Peas and is a text that's just come in on
three three A Monkey's another bunch of lime is at
deserve a spot at the penis side of the cody line.
All right, we're not doing penis or genius anymore. Okay,
Oh wow, I've done that. Oasis are on the penis side.
We know that. Okay, loaded them on there now.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Earlier in the show, in the six o'clock hour, we
delivered a piece of content that we were all pretty
chiffed about when we and.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I'll tell you what, this piece of content would definitely
end up on the genius side of the cavy log.
I think it's the perfect radio voice break. Yeah, it's Jesus.
I think it was so good at the time when
we did it, which was that what five p six
is break this morning, we thought we might as well
just hang up our boots for the day and just
give up. We couldn't do any better than this.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
And we were like, this deserves to be in primetime. Yep,
this break deserves to be in primetime. So let's see
how it fears under the glare of the bigger audience
that you get at eight forty in the morning. And
are you go feeling confident?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I'm hugely confident. I was so. I was so pleased
with it and had all the elements. Again, can I
just say something had energy, it had enthusiasm, it had
it had extra but audio, it had everything.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
When I suggested that we talk about this story again,
I thought, you know what, we might just talk about
it again. I don't expect you to to ten around
and go, hey, can you just cut up that audio
from Masha.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I'm worried that lightning won't strike again and that we
will feel disappointed that we didn't deliver it.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Sometimes, Mashi, there's a magic this one. You should know this.
And I know this is as a as a twenty
five plus getting towards thirty year broadcasting care Now. Sometimes
there's a magic that occurs in the studio and it's
hard to say how it came about. You don't know.
It's a special thing and at that moment, you just go,
we got it there. This is a You record it.
You don't try and replicate it, because you'll never be

(59:37):
able to do it. If a rainbow can't has passed.
You're right at mashi Oh. I think I think if
i'm when we listen to this, I think, if i'm,
this is top not radio. There we go. A UK
horse trainer called Ed Dunlop has been handed a suspended
twelve month disqualification because one of his horses, this is fascinating,
has tested positive for cocaine. It's called lucid. Interestingly, the

(01:00:02):
horse or the cocaine. The horse the cocaine at this
stage I believe is unnamed, and it's a three year
old Philly finished second at a race meet in Brighton
on July four last year and then tested positive. The
source of the drug remains unknown, although interestingly at the
hearing recently, one of Dunlop's employees admitted using cocaine on

(01:00:24):
two occasions while working at the yard. Okay, and one
of those instances came months before the positive test and
another was afterwards, So the afterwards one obviously can't have
had anything to do with it. So the British horse
Racing Authority attached apparently no blame to the trainer who
will introduce random drug testing among his staff. So yeah,

(01:00:44):
the British horse Racing Authority obviously said that Ed Dunlop
was all good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
So the question remains, can or a horse roll up
a one pound note.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
With his horse? Well, that's that's the big question. How
did the horse and buy a bit? If it's got horfs,
it must have had help. I guess you could chop
the cocaine with the hoff if it wasn't with the shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Sure absolutely, I absolutely agree that the horse Placidity could
chop up the cocaine with its hof.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
But that horse is not rolling up a bloody one
pound note.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I hate to be the voice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Is there a one pound note? No, there's there's a
five pound note. You got the coins up till five
pound note.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I hate to be the voice of reason. It doesn't
suit me. But is there a possibility that this horse
maybe didn't take it through the nostril?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Well, how else did the horse take it up the Well,
surely it wasn't up though you're going to put it
on the top shelf. Someone didn't blow it up. Though
that's not going to happen. Is it like a Wolf
of Wall Street situation? Yes, w Street, that's exactly the situation.
I don't think a horse needs a note. Have you
seen the size of the nostril. That's a good point.

(01:01:56):
And they've got the perfect the perfect shaped head.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
So as the horse taking one half up and closing one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Nose nostril, no, just both nostrils, just right in amongst it.
So it was it and it's bloody feedback.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
It must have been what I don't know, the wastewater, seriously,
was it the wastewater? Was he drinking the water or
something like that? And added but I don't know, because
there was that situation in Brazil recently with the sharks,
wasn't there It was in the wastewater and now the
sharks are high on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Yeah that's right. That was just off the case of
Was that off the coast of Brazil?

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
So this this guy that Dunlop, the horse trainers had
another drug issue before and guess what the name of
the horse was that had the previous drug issue.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Snow fairy, ah right, okay something, But that was an
anti inflammatory medication snow fairy. If you're calling horse a
snow fairy, I know what you're It was on the Voltaurrens.
How stupid do you think we are? Snow fairy? It's
a big, big step. So Ruder's just Rude has been
beavering away. Rudy got very excited about the story. He's
beavering a right, Ruder's earlier story. Yeah or not, he's

(01:03:02):
been beavering away. And this is the he came up
with this little diddy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
See you right around Brenton. There's a horse on Cold Keene.
He's gone for power through his med and his nostrils
are a wee bit in your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Read is high when you're a horse and Cold Keen
And we're back live. Yeah, thoughts we shouldn't. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Ruder's song was good, but no menry, no sort of
vaguely interesting story.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah, you're right, Ruder did a great job. But us
what are we talking about? I knew we shouldn't have
played that. I knew we shouldn't have played that. I'm
giving out.

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