A Waikato Stud - The Radio Highlights August 8

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Jeremy were from six cente Weird.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You're hard out. Yeah, welcome to show. Thanks to Bunning's Trade.
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(00:36):
on the very sexy iHeartRadio app. The Olympics are firing off.
I've been watching the Woman's pole vault since early this
morning and three kiwis in the final one. Boy boy,
that's a nerve wrecking sport, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, So we're about something up to in the pole
vaulting one.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, last time, we're just trying to fire up the
TV over here and try and watch TV while we're
doing a radio show, which is something that the consultants
say is a no no, but I disagree. I disagree.
I think you can do a great show where you're
also watching the TV.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
By the way, that channel that has all the Olympic
channels on not on the same screen is absolutely terrifying
that before that's great for the brain.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So Rud's going to try and track down. Eliza McCartney.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, last time I saw she went over at four
to seventy. She looks obviously the best of the Kiwi's okay.
In the woman's pole vault final got three and there
we've got McTaggart. Yep, we've got.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Imagen Emagenius I know her well.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And of course Eliza, but yeah, look, we'll keep you
update on that. We've also got the wonderful world of
something I'm sure making a wonderful world of Apollo the
Genius Parrot coming up on the show. And also we're
going to look into Penis or Genius Pitch Invaders, and
we go to Paris to talk to James mcconey live

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later in the show. Plus you could win five hundred
bucks thanks to task Master season five. But right now
I'm mating Jerry Breakfast Show. It's black one eight two,
it's six past six. Good morning, and into the.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Show and Matt and Jerry Show podcast and Silver for
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just half an hour ago, cyclists Wallaston, both Sherman and
Sheilds remember the names. They have secured a silver medal
behind the United States and the Team Pursuit final on
the Paris Olympics Vlodrome, sitting down is working for us.
Also running with a pole and flicking yourself over a

(02:25):
really hard bar is currently in the Mixsa McCartney doing
pretty well there as well as our other two Wahini
in the competition.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
So are the two out?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I'm having a look at the score here. We
can't even find the channel it on our studio TV.
So is mctaggett and Iris out? I done a yeah,
I don't know either. But Elisa McCartney currently, as I
googled the pole vault, she's sitting at the biggest height
at four seventy Yeah, and Italian and someone from the States, right, And.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
How high do you need to go to win a medal?
You know? Is that around that's that goes a bit
higher than four to seventy, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I think so, I mean, I know, I mean dangerous
mentioning this, but I know the dudes were heading six twenty.
I don't know what the ladies hit if it's up
there around that mark or not.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Highest woman's pole vault Olympic record twenty five point five meters,
that is the that is the woman's highest ever checks.
So I guess we've got a wee ways to go
in the pole vault.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Apparently a Canadian right here, a Newman is.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just cleared for eighty for eighty, so McCarthy, McCartney, McCarthy,
McCartney's gotta gotta lift another ten centimeters. It's exciting stuff.
Hamish Care has qualified for the high jump final on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Right handed approach and he's over twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
A digit in the air for Hamish Car A digit
in the rear? Did he say? What did he say?
Went over with the digit and the did I hear
that wrong? That's if If that's true, We'll just check
on that fee's gone over with the digit in the rear.
Then that is we can all be proud of as
a nation. So golf Olidia Co's carded an even pass

(04:10):
seventy two to sit tired for twelfth after the opening round.
The double Olympic medalist mixed four birdies with two bogies
and a double bogie. We've also got the javelin coming
up with Tory Tory Peters. Oh hang a minute, she's
finished seventh, nineteenth. We'll chep you up today, right, okay.

(04:31):
Olympic's very exciting. I'm loving it. McTaggart for New Zealand
in the Pole Volt very cool outfit. She sort of
had a superhero outfit on. She had the sort of
bathing suit with the arms. But I don't know if
that's the key point. I don't know if that's great analysis.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I've mean feels good to me?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah, great for me.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
We go close to me the Cure at twelve past
six on a Thursday morning. Thanks for tuning into The
Met and Jerry Brickford Show, the Mat and Jerry Show podcasts.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
There already I had you caught up our sex on
you a Thursday morning. This is the Met and Jury
Show without during this week.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I've got a bit of audio from the Silver medal
Win Silver, the silver cycling with the Wallaston, your boffer,
your sherman and your shields.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
We sure do you check this out.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Digging into the oxygen taps to try and pull out
a gold medal victory. The Americans coming down to the
line and the United States take the wind in four
minutes oh four point three oh six. You see it
on the haul back towards the end. It was only
point six and a second in the end, but it's
sewer for New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Nonetheless point six two one to be precise, is that
there is that what it was in.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
The Yeah, we got close to that. Well what onn't girls?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Shove it? Shove it on our telly, shove it up
our telly. That's ten medals in total for the Kiwi's
now three gold, six silver and one bronze and we're
sitting at thirteenth on the medal table. So go Kiwi,
give them, give them a taste. Coming up in just
a few minutes, we'll be announcing your brewery of the

(06:07):
day thanks to Beer Varner. Coming up on the twenty
third and twenty fourth of August at Sky Stadium in Wellington.
Come on, Melissa McCartney in the Pole Vold all right, then.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
The Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
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Speaker 1 (06:25):
We're uf to find the brewery of the day.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
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Sky Stadium. Get your tickets from beervarda dot co dot
in Z. We're following the Yeah, the Ladies pole Jump
final closely at the moment, and I don't know what's
going on.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I can ask you guys, and you might know as well, ruder,
So how does it work? So it's the lay high jump.
You get three jumps each at each height. Yes, you've
just got to clear and then make it through to
the next height. Okay, yeah, So are we currently sitting.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
At three or four?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Ladies have made it over the highest measurement. Eliza McCartney
is yet to have her second jumps.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
You failed the first one at.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Eight, that's right, So she's got two more attempts to
get over there, and then if she does, they move
it up another ten cents and the channel. Liam has
not made it over all right then, Okay, you listen
to me and Jerry show. Coming up. We've got the
Wonderful World of Apollo, the Genius Parrot. Okay, okay, right.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Matty, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It is six thirty time for you already. A Hadaki
News headlines.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
With thanks Matt.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Australian Men's Olympic hockey player Tom Craig is in custody
after allegedly trying to buy cocaine. The Australian Olympic Committee
confirmed a player was arrested in party, but no charges
have yet been laid post post.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
You know, playing post performance, So it wasn't performance in
hardening and not performance enhancing. I guess looking for party enhancing. Yeah,
party enhancing, old Tom Craig.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I mean I think what you should do at the
Olympics is just have a look at any people that
have two first names, yeah, and then go. I think
we need to keep an eye on these guys. Tom
Craig sounds like the top of guy. They might be
sniffing something. Now.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it's very nose, kai, isn't it, Tom Craig. Matt Heath,
never trust anyone with two first first.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
Names also mashes the kind of name for a drug
dealer as well. I feel like speaking of drugs, criminal
charges could be laid over the death of actor Matthew Perry.
The friend Star was found unresponsive and its hot tub
blast October, suffering acute effects from kiddamine and drowning. A
criminal investigation was launched in December into how he got

(09:04):
the drugs.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yes, i'd been an interesting experience for a person that
sold in those drugs. When he heard the news that
Matthew period passed, the whole world was grieving. Friends fans
were very sad.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
He would have been going, Ah, I just sold him
a buttload of kiddemine.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I wonder if I'm going to get a knock on
the door.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
So what kind of charge do you get if you've
if someone has found out selling this to him.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well, that's a really interesting thing. Do you just get
charged for the drugs? Although they make a connection to
the death, I'm not sure that might be a bit
of a bow because you never know how much he's
going to take.

Speaker 9 (09:34):
But yeah, if one of the other friends, if one
of the other friends was to have sold in the
drugs was at ross Rachel Monica Phoebe or Joey who
was it?

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Joeye.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Phoebe's bloody not selling it, She's not selling keeping it
for usself. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
And in sport, the New Zealand women's cyclists have secured
a silver medal behind the US and the team pursuit
final on the Paris Olympic Valodrome. They finished point six
two to one seconds behind to match the feet of
the women's team sprint counterparts. And in the women's pole
volk final, which is happening right now, Eliza McCartney just

(10:11):
missed her second jump at four point seven, I believe,
and she's currently sitting at fifth.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Out of the medal race currently currently, but she's got
another try at four eighty, So go go McCartney, New Zealand.
It's thirteenth on the medal table with three gold, six
seven one bronze. It's thirty two past six on the
Mat and Jury Shore and Radio hurdeche. This is oh
beg isn't it?

Speaker 11 (10:39):
With Dreams the matin Jerry Show podcast Big Dreams Ready heardeche.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It is twenty five minutes to seven on the Mat
and Jury Show with that Dury this week all right, Jens,
it's time.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Four the Wonderful world of a Genius parent. So Eliza
McCartney is out. She failed at four eighty, so she's
not going to meddle. But she had a beautiful smile
in her face at the end, and she did very well,
came back from injury. So we don't care about pole

(11:08):
volt again for another four years. Comweth games in the middle.
You know we'll follow it, will champs of such one?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
I think Commonwealth Games are happening again.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, okay, So TikTok, famous parrot from Florida, has earned
a Guinness World Record by successfully identifying twelve objects in
three minutes. Apollo, a four year old African gray parrot
owned by Dalton and Tory Mason, identified objects including a bug,
a book, and socks by name.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Do you want to earn a pistachio?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You're going to answer four questions. You get a pistachio.
What's this called plant? Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Plant, that's right, Good boy.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Three more, you get a pistache. What's this called rock?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (11:47):
Rock?

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Good job?

Speaker 12 (11:48):
Two more you get a pistache.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
What's this called?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Fall?

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Good boy?

Speaker 11 (11:53):
All right?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
One more?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
What's this called bottle?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Battle.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's right, good job of Polo.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's nothing I can do that. I can identify way
more things than that.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Hey, Matt, Matt, what's this phone?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Good work, the Mason seid in a statement from show
me something else? What's this remote? The Mason said in
a statement to get us world records.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
Once he started to learn his first object labels, colors,
and materials, we knew that he would be able to
achieve many of these incredible things.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Apollo is a social media star with two point eight
million followers on TikTok, which means about twenty thousand followers
in real numbers because you know TikTok fakes and numbers,
and one point four million subscribers on YouTube. Apollos human
parents said, the bird is an ambassador for animals. Our
mission is to spread awareness of the natural intelligence found
in animals. We hope that our title can change the

(12:47):
meaning behind the phrase bird brain. So what an incredible world?
A genius parrot? Give him a taste?

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Joking, Apollo watches Dalton and Tory and the.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh Yeah and says names what's going on? Massive pas,
Mesternary and Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Show podcast Who's Ready?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
A heartache. He caught him caught it a seven. Sorry
to busy watching the pole volt up there.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, we'll speaking of pole vault. The French pole vaulter
Anthony Amarati has been offered a pornography deal with four
hundred and sixteen thousand after he went viral at the
twenty twenty four Olympic Games in Paris. He sent social
media into a frenzy with an infamous attempt to clearing
five point seven meters with his downstairs, hitting the crossbar

(13:41):
and costing him a spot in the final. The twenty
one or twenty one year old pole vaulted star now
has an opportunity to turn the incident into cash with
a website cam soda making him a big final financial offer.
This is what the vice president, Darren Parker said.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
If he was up to If it was up to me,
I would award him for what everyone else saw his
talent below the belt. As a lover of crotch centric activity,
I'd love to offer you two hundred and fifty thousand
US in exchange for a sixty minute Jesus, that's a
lot of work. Sixty minute webcam show in which you
show off your goods minus the crossbar of course, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Mean controversial festival.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
I think the crossbar is part of it, and in
fact a major part of it. I think if I
was to tune into a cab show with this gentleman
on it, I'd like to see some kind of pole
vault equipment exercise throughout.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
You know you would you want it themed Olympic scenes anyway.
Minutes a Muradi finished twelfth in this group, unable to
book a spot in the pole vault final, which would
have given him a shot at landing Olympic medal at
his home games. After elimination, he said, it's a big disappointment.
Is the big disappoint the French. That's a French accent.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
It's a big disappointment because I didn't miss anything on my.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Third attempt at five point seventy. Apparently the conditions were good.
It's the first time he'd started competition without any stress
and was a total outsider. He only had one goal
to play with the public and I was almost thereeah.
But yes, his downstairs has lit the internet on fire.
I mean there's a freeze frame of it, and I

(15:16):
don't know if he's a shower or a growl.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Well, that's a great point.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
There's clearly a downstairs going on there, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Where does it start?

Speaker 6 (15:24):
On me?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Does it finish? It seems to go right like in
the picture, it goes right across.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I know it's quiet.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Is he growing some kind of banana out of his
left thigh that extends right across?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
He might be running a perpendicular downstairs.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, where does it start with? Is it in?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Because quest why it's ninety degrees?

Speaker 7 (15:38):
That's right in the middle, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, So before I paid the four hundred and sixteen
thousand New Zealand, I would want to know that it
starts in the middle. And you're not paying for one
that goes across the leg. It's so hard to tell,
isn't it? When you because it's been pushed up by
the bar and the pole vault.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, and when he says the conditions were perfect, by
the way, if it was a bit you might not
have run.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Into these issues. That it was warm norm enough to
just keep things nice and loose.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
There hents at being big enough to bump off the
bar anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Anyway, Just the luckily that I've got a feeling he
won't be taking that money. That's just my gut. And
Matt and Jerry Show podcast, I've got a question for you, man,
she if you were at the Olympics and you were
pole vaulting, would you get the clap going, because there's
two ways they do it. Some people just not like that,
but but a lot some people they just get zoned in.
Eliza McCarthy, who didn't get a medal, but she vaulted

(16:32):
very well. She gets the smile on and she smiles,
she guys with Damien McKenzie, smile the positive thinking before
she runs in. Right now, we've got someone from the
Czech Republic that's getting the clap off.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
So she is getting the clap going.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
So you try and get the crowd to clap along
to geu Up.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I don't know if that would work for me. I'm
gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I think the idea of people watching me inside a
stadium would make me worse and better.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, what are you going with? You're going to get
clap on?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
You get the clap going.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I love a bit of tension. Yeah, I like a
bit of affirmation.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Right now, you say that, though, I think once if
I'm in the.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Air, Yeah, you know, you know what. I've seen you
on stage and you light up on stage.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Oh yeah, I try to.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, yeah, you light up on stage. So I think
you get the clap on to try and get the
crowd behind you.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Do you what sports do you clap and you clapping
the long jump?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yep, I think you kept clapping Hija high jump? Yeah,
your high jump's a big clapping sport. Yeah, you get
the crowd clapping pole pole volt obviously, shot put you don't.
You don't in the shop, don't just because you've got
a big ball in your hand.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, you don't in the sprints or any kind of running,
do you know? So it's just these wounders.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
You're just these people that go over things. Okay, coming
up in the show between now and the nine, got
a huge show. You can win five hundred dollars thanks
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(17:56):
And in Penisugenia's Today, we want to know is pitch
invading p or g You can never say on three
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Speaker 1 (18:14):
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Speaker 2 (18:45):
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Speaker 3 (19:08):
I don't know if you have, mate, but you can
do it again if you already had.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
After eight, as we do every Thursday, we're running our
Penis or Genius segment. We look for the positives and
negatives of a particular group, place, person, or topic. And
since an Eden Park security guard has been given a
warning for using excessive force on a pitch invader, we
want to know is pitch invading Penis or Genius. This

(19:32):
is a key question. It's not streaking. We're just talking
about pitch invading, including streaking. Tell us what you think,
send us a talk back message by pressing the little
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three four eight three. You could even call us on
eight hundred Hardaki. Also, we've got James mcconey live from
Paris and would you rather go to Bathhurst or the

(19:53):
NRL Grand Final. We're putting some of our last people
in the drawer. It is getting drawn. The winner is
being an and Ounce. Tomorrow we've got New Zealand's Greatest
Route thanks to Panhead, pick Up Hazy Ipa and your
chance to win five one hundred dollars thanks to task
Master ends in season five and up next. I met
an absolute stud in the Wye cattop the White Kettle yesterday,

(20:18):
an Absolute stud called Beamer and I want to talk
about him next. But right now you've got Pearl Jam.
It's three past.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Seven and Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I met an absolute stud in the White Kettley yesterday.
I was speaking at lic and Agrotech caffirm Heard Improvement Cooperative,
a live stock company. They're delivering superior genetics and technology.
So they've been going since nineteen oh nine.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
But are you an expert in that area?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I am now, I wasn't until yesterday went down to Hamilton.
Great company, great people. But they've got this hall of
fame for their bulls that have contributed the most to herds.
And there's this ball called Beamer, beautiful ball called Beamer.
And guess is total the number of inseminations the stud?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, what's a lot for a stud like?

Speaker 7 (21:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
A couple of hundred, A couple like one hundred, I
don't know. I don't know enough about this type of thing.
A THRG five hundred, big number.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Here Beamer one point oh three million inseminations, this ball
one point oh three million inseminations?

Speaker 7 (21:24):
How many years is this?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
He's currently got one hundred and seventy thousand daughters? What
in the world? So hang on, this guy is an
absolute stud Beamer.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I mean, look at him, first of all, a great
pick of Beama.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
He's a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
He's a cadillact looking cow.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Isn't he nice?

Speaker 11 (21:39):
Long?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
That's his body by the way.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
He's been Yeah. So twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, seventeen eighteen,
nineteen and twenty twenty were his best years.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, so that was his prime, was it?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Doing some good work in there. I mean those numbers
one of.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Merely four balls in New zealand seventy year history to
surpass one million in seminations. I mean, I mean, look, okay,
I've got two kids, so get am I sitting on two?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I mean that's yes, this is what I was successful.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Let's say he's got one hundred and seventy thousand daughters
and I've got two sons. So Beamer he just must
look at me and gay, you're nothing, mate. I regon's
exectly what he does, absolutely nothing, one point oh three
million in seminations. The term stutters bandied about a lot
these days, but Beamer he's the best of us.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't know if anyone should be called stut unless you'
running some kind of Beama like numbers. I think one
point three million is next level.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
So how does it work?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Do you just checked Beamer in a petic and go away?

Speaker 7 (22:38):
You go? So?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well? Unfortunately for Beama, he's not These aren't one hundred
at one point oh three million. He hasn't met that
many ladies. He hasn't met a lot of these ladies.
In fact, I don't think he's met any of these ladies.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Right, So does he so acced into what?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah? Yeah, it's complicated, it's it's high tech ticke. It's
the backbone of this country dairy and Bema is doing
his bit. So it was an absolute honor to meet
him on the Hall of Fame wall down at LIC.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
He's like the cow version of milkman Mash.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh yeah, I mean Mash is up there.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I'm definitely not up there. Make that very clear right now.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Sex figures, No, I'm not even.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
We're playing five figures.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
You're the best of us three for eight three.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
If you're running the numbers of one point zero three million.

Speaker 11 (23:31):
We'll love to hear the Matt and Jerry Show podcast Fauche.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
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Speaker 2 (23:39):
This week after eight, as we do every Thursday, we'll
be running our Penis or Genius segment, where we look
at the positives and negatives of a particular group, place, person,
topic or event. And since an Eden Park security guard
has been given a warning for using excessive force on
a pitch invader, we want to know is pitch invading,
Penis or genius and we're bundling together, streaking and just
running on with your phone, filming yourself with TikTok as

(24:02):
people seem to do. Now, tell us what you think.
You can send us a talkback message by pressing the
little microphone icon on your iHeartRadio Apple. You can text
us on three four eight three. So the security guard
who was given a warning after the excessive force on
the pitch during rugby matched Eden Park says he is
willing to do anger management training.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
The incident happened out a blues Holander's match.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
I was there.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I saw this in person, when a person ran onto
the pitch and resisted security guards who eventually restrained him.
Police complain. So the police saw it. So that's a
change in police culture, isn't it? Because back in the
day the police would have whipped their tit hat off
and running and joined in.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
If we were lucky, they would have actually run after
the pitch invader while wearing their tit hat.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's cattle's cost for you, isn't it. Please complain to
the security licensing authority afterwards, alleging the guard was guilty
of misconduct after responding with violence. The guard told the
authority that he was under severe stress at the time
and it was a high pressure environment. Oh yeah, right,
so he wasn't just lighting up because a lot of
them look like they're trying to get a MPC contract
with the tackles.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
You know, we went down to the Black Clash earlier
this year, didn't and even the security guards there we
became quite good mates with them, but the hardwired fellas.
I remember I jumped over the fence at one point
to go and take a bottle of water to Nathan mcullum.
I think it was yeah, and he, out of the
corner of his eye, thought that I was at a
pitch invader and he looked in his eye when he
saw something white and pasty come over that fence.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It was a beam of the ball.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
When he.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Got that, he was going to he was going to
run you.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I mean, what do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Though?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
In all seriousness, do you think a security guard, if
his writer is a pitching vader, to drop his shoulder
into them.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I've seen some terrible situations. I was at a cricket
match once. We're a streaker. We were in the a
sec caravan and a streaker was running across the field
and he jumped the hoarding near our caravan, and a
security guard just jumped on him and slid him right
across the concrete. And I was like, mate, that's too
much since he's out of the ground. I mean, I

(25:59):
don't really like to see it. No, But but then again,
if you are pitch invading that you know that that
is your fate, the price you may. You're a gladiator
in the in the coliseum. You're going out there and
you get the thumbs down and you get smashed onto
the ground.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
You will notice.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
So now security guards they come with new flesh football
boots each week. You can see them ready to go.
They are ready to take heads practically.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I honestly think they might be. At this point.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Criminal charges have not been laid, but please say they
have been working with the guards employer P four G Security.
The guard has been ongoing undergoing counseling and was willing
to do anger management training. As I said before, that's
one of those interesting things you do. It's like, so
I was under stress, I was undergoing counseling, anger management. Mate,
you just wanted to smash him fro yeah, let's be

(26:46):
more honest in the world. Okay, well I want yeah
a bull rush. Yeah, the guy was on the field.
It's an opportunity to smash him, so I took it.
Let's be honest about it.

Speaker 9 (26:56):
There is also a very interesting culture though, because remember
there have been a few times when the security guards
have really let loose on a woman as well. Normally
they're quite gentle with women, especially the ones that are
near nude. I can't condone that, but many when they
do let loose on a woman, it's really jarring.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's horrible. But you know, back in the
old days, the cops had come out and as I said,
they'd have their tit hat and they'd put it over
the man's genitals and then lead them off. You know.
But we'll be debating that after eight. So have you
signed three four eight three? Or the talkback function on
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Speaker 5 (27:35):
Matt he Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's seven thirty two, time for your radio Hidarchy News
Headlines with thanks Matt.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Day nine of Philip Pokinghorn's trial. Today, the Auckland eye
doctor is accused of murdering his wife Pauline Hannah in
twenty twenty one, but he maintains she took her own life.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, Steve Brounius is running great coverage of that and
the Inzied Herald Boy. It's a very very interesting case
and fodder for crime podcasts around the world for probably
the next ten years.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah, it's doing very well in the podcast chart. It's
actually that one.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
The government's newly launched military style academy has no defense
or military stuff, working directly with the ten boys taking
part ordering a tamariki staff are running the pilot.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't have a problem with educational boot camps. I
do have a problem with gym boot camps because I'm like,
you've got a gym, and they've got outside of the gym.
They're not using their own facilities. Right when I see
a gym boot camp, I'm like, you need to pay.
You need to be paying for us that park. And
I think the best way you can get revenge on
gym boot camps is just to stand ten meters back
from them and just do what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
This is the amazing thing about this.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Sorry to interrupt your news headlines, Right, I go for
a jog most days down through Victoria Park here. Yeah,
and the amount of boot camps that are going on
that these poor people are spending twenty five dollars a
session on to just to pay for some public space. Yeah,
and then I'm kind of running around just behind them
doing very similar exercises. So I'm thinking, guys, come on,
it's a bit pyramid scheming.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
The parks.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
The domain is absolutely infested with boot camps and bootcaps.
They're like rabbits. In the South Island, they had a
boot camping that's going on.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
For this military style boot camp academy, though, I wonder
if they considered hiring.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
If forty five or BFT to start taking it.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
And in sports, the New Zealand women have secured the
country's first medal and the team for shoot with silver
behind the United States and Paris. Meanwhile, Eliza McCartney is
missed out on a second Olympics pole vault medal.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, but we still love what a beautiful smile she
had on her face even when she checked out and
didn't when that medal. She's the best of us, Eliza McCartney.
James McConney not the best of us, but he is.
He is live from Paris. Next on the Mat and
Jerry Brick for show, but right now an absolute tune

(29:49):
from Metallica into Sandman at thirty four past seven. Good
morning and thanks for tuning in the.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast and right.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Now we're going live gave to Paris with James mccaroney, Hey,
James Silver over the night in the cyclang We're sitting
thirteenth on the table three golds, ten medals in total.
How many more can we get before we're done? And
who's to come?

Speaker 12 (30:14):
Look, we can get plenty more, mate, don't worry. And
per capita we're way higher than that, which is always
how the medal table? Should we get out of there? China?

Speaker 13 (30:22):
Get out of America? You don't belong all the battlers.
Although Ireland was ahead of us last time, I.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
Looked and I'm like, oh, oh yeah, they're about finely,
We're behind Ireland. There's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, well, Hanna, where are we now? We're Ireland? Yes,
Island are at twelve and we're at bloody thirteen. They've
only got seven in total, So it depends how you
do it. Like America for the longest time was doing
the total number instead of the goals that you normally
list them. But Ireland have got seven medals. You've got
four golds and three bronze. We've got three goals, six

(30:55):
silvers and one bronze. So shove that up. Yeah, Bloody Island,
all right, okay, little Lady of the Lake Lisa Carrington
still to come.

Speaker 12 (31:04):
Yeah, Dame Lisa and arch rival Amy Fisher of New Zealand.
They're going to go one and two and I don't
even know which when I say one and two, they're
not going to still have like he and Poo in
the lake.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
She's a Dame James McCarney. How dare you no?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
But they will.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
They will finish gold and silver that time. I mean,
there's not going to be any Cory Brown and.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Here we get that, so we will get over Ireland.
Then Hamish Kerr managed to get through his qualifying in
the high jump last night. Is that another real medal chance?
He looked good, Old Hamish Kerr.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
I think he does look good Hamish. His dad, Wayne Kerr,
is really excited about how things going. I saw him
in the dad that he was going off. It was
actually quite a fight.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
This is where they send you to Paris that's why
they played for the accommodation, and that's why we've got
the hotel rooms in the fanzy dining.

Speaker 12 (32:00):
I couldn't believe it. I thought we were doing something.
It was either pumping up.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
A hey, we've had an Aussie hockey player busted for
buying con cocaine. Are you getting any nose kai over there,
James mcn no.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
But I did Snoop dog for a bit of for
a slip. When I saw him wander pass the day,
I'm like, yeah, come on, stoop and dump a lack
of heart And he was just wandered on by how
close did you get?

Speaker 7 (32:25):
How close did you walk?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
How close did you get to Snoop?

Speaker 12 (32:30):
He had a lot of security and he went through.

Speaker 13 (32:33):
Now they stopped the skating skating final, they played one
of his songs, and he just wandered through in his
right tracksuit with this massive medallion. And then they sort
of all the skaters went up and sort of like
high five and game at sort of sort of a
shake and then and then he went by and we
had a competition at sky to see who could he
could get the most famous person.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
And I thought, oh, this Snoop, I'll try and get
get close to him, but his security looks big mean.
But then Tony Hawk want to buy and I got
a bit of Hawk to skate on that scene.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Oh yeah yeah, Hawks chat Yeah Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So Snoop Doggs heting paid half a million a day
to be over there. That's his payday, So it's not bad.
Are you you on half a mill a day there, James?

Speaker 12 (33:18):
I'm just under that.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
I have tough negotiations with Sky about the Snoop effect
or it's changed. It's changed a lot of what we want,
but I do manage to get a few peenaut m
and ms out of it, so I'm happy.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
We'll give him a taste of Kewi over there, James mcony.
It's going to be raining gold and silver for the
New Zealand athletes and Sky Sport is the exclusive TV
provider of the Paris twenty twenty four Olympics. Watch twelve
dedicated channels on Sky and Sky Sport Now, or watch
free to air on Sky Open See You, James, Love You.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
That's Dave Dobbin who's manning as Harper and it's ten
minutes to eat on The Man Jerry Show without Jerry.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
This week, we're looking for New Zealand's Greatest Route with
Panhead pick Up Hazy Ipa. There's nothing like a pickup
truck when you want to just pick up and go.
So when Panhead asked us to find New Zealand's Greatest
Route to celebrate their new pick up Hazy Ipa, we
looked in the eyes and we said, yes, with your help,
we're going to decide once and for all, what is

(34:23):
New Zealand's greatest route, And at the end of the month,
we'll grab a retro pickup truck and drive the winning routs.
What have we got coming through on Instagram? Meshy, Yeah, well,
I had looked at the inbox last night.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I'd kind of neglected the Instagram and box when it
comes to the greatest Route, so I thought I go
through there and have a look and Zoe Hobb's Instagram. Yeah,
I'm to busy in other people's dms, that's right, but
I thought it'd accumulate some of the more popular ones
that are coming through. Honest to the first one here
that a lot of people are talking about is the
Forgotten World Highway. Oh yes, yeah, so that goes like
State High forty three between Stratford Ford and I understand

(34:57):
your birthplace.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
Yeah, to toe MAUI yeah, I was born there.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
Apparently my parents were already moving out of tom when
I was. When I was, I was going to say
inside my mother. So did the my mother's womb. So
did the route start there and.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Then you go the other way?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I'm not sure actually that works?

Speaker 7 (35:20):
It would start there?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah, yeah, so tire Moving on now Linda your favorite
pass ex I.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Love a bit of Linda's past. Yeah, you love love
Londa Linda's pass especially, and I went through once. Linda's
passed with a on a hoar frost and absolutely beautiful.
Just hang off the trees. You get a bit of
the Yeah, when you're going through there, you get a
bit of your bloody hydro hydro electric power systems through there.
It's freaking beautiful.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
For those that aren't aware, it's on State Highway eight
between Cromwell and Oamaru. The Linda's Passes, one of the
highest highways in New Zealand at nine hundred and seventy
one meters.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Is this instagram?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Okay, moving on, a lot of fans of the Heart
passed on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, Jeremy Wells, who's not here today. I had a
terrible incident on the half pass where skid it off
the road and got a car stuck in the Gravel's
on the half passed and not easy to get AA
down that way, I'll tell you. Not easy to get.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Reception when you drive Stone.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
That's what happens Highway six between Halt and Wanaka. That's
where the hast passes. I don't even think I've driven
the hars Pass and on my South Tholand.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Boy, you should check it out. It's absolutely beautiful. Well
text route that's r o U T E to three
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Welcome to those listening on the Matt and Jerry Radio
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(37:24):
FM listeners. So coming up very soon, Penis or Genius.
It's a segment we do every week where we looked
for the positives and negatives of particular group, place, person,
topic or event. And today it's pitch invading as that
Penus a genius. Have your say on three four eight
three or the talkback function on your iheartradiot. But right
now a bit of an Olympics update. Eliza McCartney has

(37:48):
has dropped out Emmageniris and Olivia mctaggett with a three
kiwis in the final of the woman's pole vault. They've
all missed out on the podium, with McCartney at six,
imaging at twelfth and McTaggart at thirteenth. Cyclists Wallaston both

(38:08):
the Sherman and Shields. They got ourselves a silver, They
got themselves of silver and US as silver overnight behind
the United States and the team pursuit final at the
Paris Olympic Validrome. They matched the feet of the women's
team sprint counterparts.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
Digging into the oxygen taps to try and pull out
a gold medal victory. The Americans coming down to the
line and the United States take the win in four
minutes four point three to oh six.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
New Zealand haul back towards end.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
It was only point six of a second in the end,
but it's sewer for New Zealand nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So there that's our six silver at the Paris Olympics,
three goals and one bronze. That's ten in total. So
we sit at thirteenth on the table, just behind Ireland.
In the United States have overtaken China now at the
top of the table. Hamish Kerr has qualified for the
high jump final on Sunday morning. He needs did the
maximum three attempts to clear two point two meters. Kerr

(39:03):
eventually jumped over at two point twenty seven meters, one
of only five athletes to do so.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Right handed approach and he's over to twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
A digit in the air for homoush cur A digit
in the air. He put a digit in his ear.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
There happens to be actually him making a couple of
leaps on the TV in front of us right now.
As we talk about this, he was looking good. I
mean he struggled through that two meters twenty heigh. But
after that, man, that guy is an absolute please.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, so he's he's a chance old Hamish cure. He
looks very very good. Okay, up next, pitch Invading? Is
it Penis or Genius? And a little bit later on
the show, your chance to win five hundred bucks thanks
to Taskmaster.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
In is It The Matt and Jerry Show podcast, Let's
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Speaker 3 (39:51):
All right, Mattie, it's time four.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's Matten Jemmy's Penis Orginiu. Yeah, as we do every Thursday,
we're running Penis or Genius cement where we look at
their positives and neggas of particular group, place, person, topic
or event. And since an Eden Park security guard has
been given a warning for using excessive force on a
pitch invader, we want to know is pitch Invading Penis

(40:13):
or Genius? Tell us what you think. Send us a
talk back message by pressing the little microphone icon on
the iHeartRadio app or text us on three four eighty
three mashy, you will be arguing that pitch invading is
penis and your time starts now o go, thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Well, when it's done at the wrong time, it disrupts
the flow of the game. For example, Broncos Vers Warriors
and Napier an absolute shmozzle.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, that was a lot of fully dressed people invading
the ground filming themselves to their TikTok channels.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Well, it's funny you should say that because too many
wounders are running on filming themselves for their humiliating TikTok channels.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah. If you see someone running on holding their phone up,
then that it's not about a emat.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I think we should allow red Badgers to actually drop
a shoulder into those types of people moving on people.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Too many people aren't doing it, nude.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, what's an to the crowd. If you need any
minute while you're doing the penis segment, I keep helping you.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yes, Also, moving on out of my fourth point, too
many pitch invaders are mayle would kill some ladies to
get out there.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Police ps.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Controversial from me there, no, hay, it's not about you
getting your jollies, buddy. All right, mate, it's the point
number five. It's not about you, buddy. Stop making it
about you, buddy. Yeah, my argument there. It's about the game.
It's about the sport. Let's focus on that. If you're
here to add to the vibe, then I'm all for that.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
But if you're here to take away from the vibe
and distract it and make it all about you, like
my previous point, then you are a.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Ps ok meshy. Good points there, Well done. Here's my
genius argment. It's brave because you know there are twenty
security staff lining up to absolutely smash you. You like
a gladiator going out into the coliseum.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
There's a good point because I think back to my
high school days of bull rush.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Actually, if I was the last person in there looking
down the barrel of twenty people as I'm not running
that yeah. So maybe a little bit of a hats
off to those pitching bakers.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
If they are nude and time it well, it brings
a lot of joy to the crowd. You get a
huge cheer. You look around, why is everyone cheering? There's
nothing happening. Oh there's some nude dude on the field.
There is a long history of it going back to
the heyday of One Day Internationals with horrifically some burd
dudes showing what they got for the nation on terrestrial television.

(42:17):
I've never seeing it as a cat before they started
cutting away from it. Yeah, you'd see like a super
white bottom.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
There's another good point. I wish I could add that
to my argument. In hindsight, it doesn't work like that.
But yeah, the fact they don't televise anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Yeah, it's upsetting it. If you invade nude and you're
a lady, it's a unicorn event so rare that people
talk about it for years and years to come. You
make history as a nude a lady streaker if you're
a nude and have a small downstairs, which seems to
be often the case. Like, I respect that a lot
more than someone that's running out with a massive operation

(42:51):
like that French pole vaulter. Oh yeah, but if you're
running out there and you haven't got much to show,
it makes the rest of us feel very good about ourselves,
and that's a public service. Okay, wellblympacks, well, well, pitch invading,
join owning a house, King Charles Mother's Day and China
on the genius side of the Coldie Dog on the

(43:12):
studio wall. All they be deemed penis like sixteing Automatic Cars,
University and the Skytower. Have yes, say right now three
four eight three o eight under Hodeche or the talkback
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Heardeche you seventeen minutes past eight on the Manajurie Show
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Speaker 2 (43:36):
Of it's mattin Jemmy's Penis or Virginius. Ah, Yes, we do.
Every Thursday we're running a Penis or Genius segment where
we look at the positives negative as of a particular group, place, person,
topic or event. And since an Eden Park security guard
has been given a warning for using exissive force on
a pitch invader, we want to know it's pitch invading
p or G. And the text machine has been going off,

(43:59):
as as the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
What have we got the meshy I was decisive was
because I'm firmly in the camp the nude streaking as
genius It is one of the most exciting parts of sports.
The amounts of tiny little shriveled up cashes. I can
remember from my childhood was watching the bat when the
steamers as beautiful. Now I have a running on with
your clothes on. There's absolutely no time for that, no

(44:24):
place for that. But you get rid of that, and
I think they're just swamp it around. You get a
fine if you street your clothes on and you give
them money the street naked goodness.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It's a reasoned argument there. You've got to say the
number of tiny little shribble up cashes he saw hang
in the day. He look mac finally on that. We've
got something else in the talk back there, Mashey, you
get your feelers. It's on Irishia ring Bind to hear
from Marsden. What was I have to say about streakers
has fold the sea? Horatio Ringbind has got such a
beautiful voice, but no sympathy at all for pitching vaders.

(44:57):
Let's look at some of the texts coming through Meshy,
some of your some people on your side. But the penises.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Oh that's right, okay, here we go close on pitch
invading is penis and attention seeking there that Auckland FC
employee running on the picture in the fed next game
was just cringe.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Well that's also slightly controversial textcause I'm not sure that
was confirmed, but there was a slight There was a
few allegations.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Wasn't that he's a bit of a marketing situation? What
else we got here?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I think streakers are genius, but general punishing, pitch invaders
are penis. Yeah, it's a lot of that. Yeah, yeah,
like you know, streakers are very much genius. Sorry, and
then pitch invaders are penis streaking genius. Andrew Summons versus
Streaker was brilliant.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Also the bolt for brilliance where the guy made it
across the basin reserved, untouched genius. But they must be
naked otherwise get off the ground. That seems to be
the sentiment, isn't it over and over again? It was
genius when people are doing it naked, but now it's
penis because they're just fully closed and trying to tich
took themselves. That that is the most hated thing, isn't

(45:57):
it someone that runs on holding their phone up filming
themselves for their gratification in their clothes alright, the results
have been tallied and the people of Hodaki have spoken,
and pitch invading will join France, FIFA, Australia and fruit

(46:22):
and vege on the side of the PLG. Coldy log
afflitts to the Hodarchy studio wall, pitch invading, you have
been deemed penis. Now you die alone and shame in
him for me, burning in hell for all eternity at
the left hand of the devil himself. But we have
to put a caveat here, yes we do. People are
very clear though, are pro streaking as long as it's

(46:43):
at the right time and doesn't interfere with the game.
But pitch invading with your clothes on, there's no one
in the country that has any love for that. All right,
here's blood at twenty past days on the Mountain Ginery
show on Radio Hodarchy, me wells.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
They show.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It's eight thirty one time for your radio Huraki news
headlines with the.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Thanks many workers drying up for architects and designers, a
new report shows fifty seven percent of people in the
industry so that fewer projects are starting compared to a
year ago.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
That's not good. That's not good at all. We want
more things to be built. We want more cool things,
all right, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right there,
ok all right. As inter restraints come down, imagine more
things will be being built hopefully.

Speaker 12 (47:34):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
It's likely that supermarkets and bars in Auckland will have
to stop selling alcohol earlier. The city's local alcohol policy
has been approved, meaning bottle shops and supermarkets will have
to stop selling by nine pm. Bars and restaurants won't
be able to sell any later than four a year.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Because alcohol restrictions always work. Your wowsers, bloody prohibition is
so successful. Just people to be out of and punish
the people that misbehave what I think I've got a
theory on this. They should remove all the alcohol tax
from booze that's sold in bars and restaurants because bars
and restaurants higher people, they build facilities talking about building before,

(48:12):
and also they provide a safe place for people to drink.
The problem is that you can you keep restricting bars
and restaurants and yet someone can buy an entire shopping
carp full of one, one, two fives of gin and
take it home at any time of the day. So
tax breaks for bars and restaurants, and let's get more

(48:32):
people working in the hospital industry and more very very
cool places being built. All right there, I said it. Okay,
all right, okay, right, all right.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
And in sport, the New Zealand women have secured the
country's first medal and the team pursuit with silver behind
the United States and Party. The victory is New Zealand's
eleventh on the track in the country's Games history. Meanwhile,
Eliza McCartney has been unable to add to a twenty
sixteen pole vault bronze medal, bowing out in six position
four point eight meters.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Now, can someone tell me how on earth Ireland got
past us on the medal table. They've got four golds,
O what are the Irish up to?

Speaker 7 (49:08):
They've got one for boxing, I know, the.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah Irish, great tradition in boxing, the Irish hitting things.
So they're at twelve. They've got four golds at three bronze,
so seven medals in total. We've got ten medals in total,
three gold, six silver and one bronze. But that doesn't
help us on the per capit because they've got about
the same population as us. Seven the Ireland they've got

(49:31):
one for swimming, the eight hundred meter men's one for rowing.
Rowing is our bloody running, our bloody thing Ireland, Get
the hell out of there, finn Tan.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
How irish are these guys, Fintan McCarthy and Paul O'Donovan.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, but do you know what they don't They don't
have Dame Lisa Ca. They don't have the little Lady
of the Lake that's going to bring us another gold
and put us above them at least one. All right, cool? Now,
if you want to win five hundred dollars with Taskmaster
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(50:09):
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Speaker 7 (50:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
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(50:37):
outmaster the task Master. Every morning we'll challenge a caller
to complete a task by the Taskmaster and they can
win five hundred bucks. Jason from Auckland, the delivery driver.
Good morning, good morning, gentlemen, good morning.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Who.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Okay, before we go into this task, I just want
to I just want to tell you, Jason, little heads
up that there's no time restriction on this particular task.
I mean, I mean, if you spend twelve hours on it,
then we might shut you down within reason. But just
take your sweet time on this. Okay, you're ready, just ready,
You're ready, all right, ready, Okay, here we go. Jamie

(51:13):
Wells is about to give you your task. All the
information you need is in the task. Your task today
is to say the alphabet.

Speaker 13 (51:21):
Backwards, alphabet backwards?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, yeah, all right, okay, okay, yep, yeah, what do
you think? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
That's a good start, Jake. We'll take that with what yep?

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Uh the why?

Speaker 11 (51:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Yeah? All right down.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You're doing very well, Jason.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I think we said about time next. Yeah, yep, we're
taking three?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Three? Yes?

Speaker 13 (51:56):
Four?

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Now yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
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Speaker 3 (52:06):
The yep?

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, oh my gosh, we's talk.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
He taking time.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Halfway home?

Speaker 12 (52:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
And and me me me hm yep? Oh l L Jason,
Jason Jon I'm stretch now, I I.

Speaker 12 (52:46):
Almost I'm gon trying.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, yeah, thank you for curing kay.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Stringing together now here you guys, I'm straight. If you
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Speaker 9 (53:13):
Start, don't trip at the posts the last one just
think thanks.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I was impressive. Oh my god. Olympian hiffot there from Jason.
Fantastic and you another chance to win five hundred dollars
with Taskmaster season five tomorrow on the Mat and Jerry
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Speaker 11 (53:40):
How bloody good was Jason The Mats and Jerry Show
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Speaker 3 (53:46):
It's ten minute to night on the Mat and Jury
Show with that jury this week.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, and it's all thanks to Bunning Trade. No matter
where you are, Bunning Strade are there to help. So
Kiwi's coming up in the Olympics today at eighteen eighteen Tonight,
you've got Lyddia co.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Oh in the Gulf of course you all right at
round two I think.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
It is yeund round two the year Goo at legoulf
Nationale eight twenty five pm. Athletics, you've got the shot
put woman with Marty Wisher. Yep, she's qualifation Qualification Group A.
Nine to fifty pm You've got the Canoe Kayaks Sprint
K four five hundred meters men's semi final. Come on,

(54:25):
fellas all right, guys an at eleven twenty pm. That's
the final if they get through. Sports climbing Everyone's new
favorite sport. Ten twenty eight pm, you've got Julian David.
He's in the quarterfinal versus the USA, and then if
he gets through, you've got the final at ten forty six,
the semi final ten forty six, and then the final
at teen fifty five. So go Julian David ripping up

(54:48):
fifteen meters in a five degree incline. At ten forty pm,
you've got the Canoe Kayaks Sprint K four five hundred meters.
Woman you go. That's Lady the Lake, Dame Lisa Carrington
and the other girls in there. You've got Olivia, Tara
and Elisha. Come on, give them a taste of kiwi.

(55:08):
We need those goals, We need those goals. Cyclists Aaron Gate,
Alicia Andrews and Rebecca Pitch all on the track overnight
and at five point thirty five point thirty five am
the athletics, we've got Maya Remsten semi final of the
five hundred meters, so lots to look forward to tonight
on the Bloody Olympics. Give them an absolute taste of

(55:30):
Kiwi and let's beat those dirty Irish on the medal table.
They're currently one above us.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
It's gonna got personal, isn't it. Irish Jill and Chase there.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
He's got the same population as us, so we can't
even pull the per capita card on them all right,
then the Matt and Jerry Show podcast, and that brings
us to the end of the show and the Daily
Bespoke podcast. Today out at eleven, we're talking to serviceman
Jamie Pennell, author of The Untold Story of an inzied

(55:59):
Sas Soldier. This is a man that had four deployments
to Afghanistan and he's written a book and gone into
the mental health toll of being in the army and
his plans to use what he's learned to make people
deal with the trauma and their lives better. So he's
going to be a really interesting chat on the Daily

(56:19):
Bespoke podcast out eleven. I said, there's also the Radio
Highlights podcast out at the same time. If you missed
some of the great stuff in our show, including today
Penis or Genius pitch invasion and he's up next. Have
a great day. You seem busy, will let you go
all right,