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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to the Unknown podcast Fight. I'll be fifteenth of
November twenty twenty four. Today we have the notorious Pensman
Joel Harrison joining us. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's a bloody pleasure as always, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Cheese, you've livened up beer pants Man.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Guys, I'm bloody happy to be here. He's got a
lot of energy. The pants Man, what on earth was there?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We were just having a Chad off here and Pantsman's
coming hot there, he asked me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He asked me outside. He's like, we need, we need
you to come and just pump some energy. Yeah, so
I'm I'm happy to be here. Pumps the enagery.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm feeling you pumped the energy. Pens Men and
Morgan pen joins us as well.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Hello, Pensman's got his knees on display.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Pensman, Yeah, got the shorts on today. Horrific decision. Why well,
I had to catch the training this morning and there's
a bit of walking involved and I didn't realize it
was raining when I got up this morning. And bad decision.
The leagues are wet.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, it doesn't like moist sneeze.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Nah, okay, But not too bad, but yeah, that big legs,
Like you know, there's a lot of surface area with
the pants man because he's six for six more torso
than legs though, that's the thing. My legs are actually
that long. More of a long torso situation.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know what they say about me and with long torsos?
What do they say?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So, man, she's here as well, you get mate?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What do they say about long torsos? I just feel
like we've stid away from that for no reason.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, you know, but you know what they you know
what they say. I don't need to know.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's obvious what they say, more than in your experience
long torso. Does that kind of correlate to anything?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, because it's a perspective trick, you know what I'm saying, Like,
if you've got short legs, then it looks longer. But
I don't have short have short legs, No, not comparatively
to normal people. Yes, it looks right, So you're friend
in it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, someone's really naive in this.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, it turns out Jerry's talking about it downstairs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah. Wow, I go everything for me ten six. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's why Matt Heath was running such a big cock,
doesn't it because his legs are so short.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's not that hard for the side of
the knees. Well, that's what I've mean. It's interesting with
Matt Heath because he if he's sitting in a car,
he looks normal, he looks quite tall because he's got
such a long body. But then obviously he gets out
of the car and you're like, I think, guy's what
five eight, five nine something like that, but inside of
a car looks six to three, whereas pants man looks
(02:37):
about six ten inside of a car. He's got such
a massive, too massive Tourso you used to drive a
Mesadmi than you? Nah? No, Corolla, Corolla? Yeah, you must
go through the roof of that thing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
The Corolla's got a bit more bit more room space
than the Vits or you know, Demia, But yeah, Corolla.
Anything smaller would be a bit of a struggle back
of the If you sit in the back of an
uber kid has to your neck has to crouch down
a bit as well.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And you do have a long nick. That's not like
you've got a short nick.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They say anything about people with long neck, a girthy
long Nick.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you know what that means, got a long, skinny neck.
You wouldn't have a tempted to drive a MESD one
to one fun top. No, I never heard of it. Actually,
what what is that? I'm getting one up for you,
I'm getting one up. Is this the guy that you
used to have that smelled a lot like boon water?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
That was?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That was a Twitter camera one two one.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You couldn't shut them up.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Here we go, here's the here's the here's the mester
one photo for this audio media fantastic pensman. So this
was the fun top, the one to one fun top.
Oh yeah, you could put your head out the top
of it. You could drive a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Imagine people like because obviously I'm tall, I'm not freakishly
tall though arguably. But what about like a Steven Adams
or something, a professional basketball player.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Imagine them trying to get in a car. Yeah, say Scotch, Yeah,
I think they drive like those rich basketball players like
Suaman drive like g wagons and stuff, you know, with
plenty of heir clearance or a big check. Kid to
get a custom car made, didn't they? Oh I did it?
You got a famous I think it was a Mercedes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You go, he went to the Mercedes store and they
had to kind of make them a car so we
could get everything in there and make.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure it had fail dead boy, it makes a lot
of sense. They're oh, boy, Morgan, I'm interested to know
from a female perspective, like the cars make do cars
make guys sexier? I mean, I know that there's probably
some cars that are a turn off for girls, but
like how much of a car, how much does a
(04:44):
car have to do with how six of your guy is?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh god? I mean I feel like it's gotten less
important as I've gotten older. Like I grew up in Nelson,
where they were like boy races and it was all
about the skylines and that if you didn't have an
evo or a skyline you were not hot. Okay, you
know if you're running like a Ford Laser oh with louvers,
absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh Sadan, I don't know what's that? Well, you know,
Sudan's like a has a boot. Oh yeah, a hatchbag.
That's Ford Lazer hatchback or the Sedan hatchbag. Okay, because yeah,
I think the Ford Laser Sadan, like itt Sebaci treaty,
is not a sexy vehicle.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Because you've also got a theory, don't your jury that
you don't really respect anyone under the age of thirty
that drives an expensive car? Oh I don't. Yeah, So
how does that convert to relationships? Morman pen Maybe do
you think there's some kind of weight in this argument
of juries there?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Well, I guess there is some.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It is an outward expression of yourself, right, So it
is like what you're showing the world or what you
want the world to think about you. So I think
you're kind of onto something there. If you're under thirty
and you've got a really flesh car, what are you
wanting people to think about you?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah? I think so. I always thought that as well,
Like girls who drive flesh European cars. This is from
a male perspective, girls who drive flesh European cars at
a young age. I'm like, high maintenance, That's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking high maintenance. And I'm thinking because that carshigh
maintenance and it costs a lot to keep that thing
on the road. I'm thinking whereas a female that drives
(06:10):
they say Twitter Corolla, yeah, you know, with reasonably low mileage,
And and I'm thinking practical. I'm thinking practical, solid, steady, steady. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
A real goer, Yeah, a real goer, peppy, probably quite
good in the sack. Oh okay, yeah, because another theory, Morgan,
is that you're driving and your ability in sack is linked.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh yeah, okay, I can see that myself.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, well, I think, so how do you drive, Morgan?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But rough and rugged?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay? Fast?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And does that correlate to your love making?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No? Actually not the fast but okay, no.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But you're prepared to chuck it around some corners and
see what see what the vehicle is capable of?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, sustained loss of tractions.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Pans and avidues. He likes to do some pedic drifts. Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Does that correlate to love making it anyway?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, it's interesting. No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'd say my driving styles. I've got my learners restricted
and fall first time pretty you know by the book,
you know, not too many risks, meeting three vige kind
of operation.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I say, I look at the pantsman and I
thank good on the sack. Of course you do, because
that's my vibe for the pantsman is noses way around,
you know, not particularly, And I wouldn't call him like
naturally overly coordinated individual what not. You know, that's very
very very fair. You're a good sports person, but not like.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You know, i'd say, I get the safe vibes from him,
like I feel like he would care, he would ask questions,
he would chicken.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's pretty spot on, to be honest. Yeah, I can
imagine that. I can imagine that too.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're sweet, loving, kind, hungry, can really turn it on
when he needs to. Yes, yeah, you know he's prepared
to go to places that you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Okay, I think that's yeah. We like to keep things novel.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, he's He also likes fantasy, a lot of fantasy
work in the bedroom as well. He's prepared to play
a role. Was it what I'm told? Oh wow, okay,
well that's what I I mentioned. Yeah, for you anyway,
you're prepared to take on like we're we're say, women's
clothes and things like that, and really trial some different
sort of roles. It's almost like you've got bloody cameras
(08:30):
in my room.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, I celebrate this for you, pants man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Do it inside? Do you have an inside inside scoop
for someone? I've got quite interesting. I just feel these
things out, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, you would look cute and fishing net stockings.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I really see that. You can imagine pantsman and drag.
I can you too much of a big unit? I
think for imagine them on some and some four inch
heels that's going to get in the car. I can
imagine giraffing your way around it. All right, let's take
a break and come back with more of working out
(09:09):
what the pants means like in bed and just a
moment and we're back. Yeah, so I'll just.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Fight off a text team to your your partner Joel,
and I just said, Hey, Grace, Hope, having a good morning.
We're just recording a podcast. Would you mind answering woul
Joel's love making correlate directly to his driving style. We're
just trying to get to the bottom of a theory
we have. So I'll keep everyone posted and hopefully by
the end of the podcast we can have some answers.
I understand she's a highly professional individuals she might not
(09:40):
keep back to us by the end of the pod.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But look, you have a number. Do you have a number? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I mean, like, you know, you accumulate these things over time.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You'll worry reply to be honest, she yeah, she's normally
good for a reply, So that's good. Fingers Christ The
opposite of you, isn't it. I've noticed that, you know,
a night out, you know how to kind of go
from a phone for depends.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I am pretty I'm pretty active on my phone. I
like to pride myself off replying, but sometimes sometimes there's
there can be windows of hours without picking up a phone.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Because you are.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I mean, We've just spent a weekend in Dunedin together
and I felt like your phone was flapped the entire time.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh well that's because I was videoing you the whole time. True,
But yeah, I did have to ask about ten different
places to charge it over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, I mean, or it's just you're just saying that
because you know it's easy to deal with at home,
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
True?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, true, Like phone's flat, So babe, I love you
kind of thing talking three days.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I feel like you two need to take this offline,
to be honest, we actually are going to record a
podcast later on today and it's going to come out
tomorrow about our endeavors and Daneda. It should be called
taking it offline. It's taking off line. It's like offline
on it should be called offline online. So it's like
this podcast should be good taking it off faking it offline.
(10:53):
Things that should all be taking it offline, but you
take them online.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's like pillow talk that I feel like we're part
of something we're not meant to be part of.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
What these too? Oh yeah, hello talk? Heillo Talk's an
interesting idea, and hello talk such a crucial part of
the intimacy slash relationship slash love making. You know, sphere
often overlooked. Agreed.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's almost like a debrief, you know, it's a real
time to share what you've enjoyed and what you'd like
to do differently next time or more.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Of or yeah, I mean you've got that method, don't you, Jerry?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Where you post love making, you like to run through
a couple of steps, and you know one of them
is cuddle and one of them is then quite often
your cry for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I think it was the acc mething. I remember what
the A was. The A was apologized.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's right, you'd like to apologize.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Just what's happened? You have a crime that's been committed
just moments before. Oh god, so is there is that
sexy you know, apologizing and then I'm so sorry but that,
and then cuddling and then sort of crying because it's
just such a you feel overwhelmed by the situation.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well, have you heard of the concept of after care?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No? Right, a retirement village?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Actually, my dog similar. It comes from the king community.
But it is about you know, we can have like
huge emotions afterwards and years sometimes we do need to apologize.
So it is whatever the kre is needed for that
body to feel like they can integrate what's just happened.
That's what you do. It might be a nice cup
of tea, might be stroking, it might be crying, it
(12:27):
might be being held. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Well wow, so okay, so what you've said is very
valid valid.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Goodness, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You don't have a dishcloth. Chance were listening to the
idea this morning, but no, but I got told.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, I haven't listened really quickly. If the bog that
we're recording, would you say, I have we actually this before?
Does my love making style correlate with my driving style? Yeah?
Just you don't have to go into the the details.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's just like it was you know, standard stock standards,
straight up up the guts, just how you described it.
Lauren described Messha's love making as Wow, stock standards, straight
up the guts. Well, thank you for the coffee, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean that it was a good way. It was
straight up the guts in a good way, good way,
in a good way. Not not like boring, No, that
was I think it straight up the guts boring. That
would be more more in reference to me, you're straight
up the guts boring. En else. In terms of after care,
what would you say, is it? Is it concerning?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
If you know, you sort of finish up, tell them
you love them, then they go to your roll over
watch TikTok? Is it a Is it a bad bad
sound of a relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I wouldn't sy it's a bad sign of relationship, but
it is quite a disconnect from being with that person.
When you've been in a really intimate position, I'd be
wondering why you're then wanting to escape into a different world.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Fair enough, that's a really good question. I think that's
quite a common thing that happens now annoyingly. If you
you know now it's just it's just a thing that
you just pick up your phone now, right. And it's
quite a weird time to do that after making love,
because I would have thought that there would be a
time to be quite you know, like you know you Jerry,
I mean, if you do it, ask me. What you
do is a little bit much in terms of the
crying and the apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I apologize cry, I mean you're cuddling me and cry.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And the one time that you called your mum while
in bed with a woman and said, you know, I
think I found the one.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Like that's too much. I love that when you do that, well,
I wanted to bring my mom in on what was
a lovely moment.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
But then you were telling your mom like you know,
I love you, I love yeah, I love this girl.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I love this. It's a lot for it. I want
to make this girl you mum.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we might have to book you in for
a session.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I mean, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
He? She maybe should just sit here pantsman and I
whoever Gary in the corner, is you guys to ski?
What would you like if you pop the hood on
this for half an hour? There's I mean, Jimmy, what.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
What would you what would you say on that situation there,
you know, with the apologizing, the crying and the cuddling.
Would you say that there's some kind of you know,
deep trauma going on there for that to be a thing,
or do you think that's just something that he likes
and so be it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I don't think there's deep trauma there. I think these
he's got an interesting neural pathway to his sexual release.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But well that involves my mom.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, that the old.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Sorry, we want to make love to your mom? What
is that a thing? I am not earli with that.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It's like Greek mythology that is now used in psychology.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But yeah, anyway, after care.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I feel like a lot of people are going on
their phones after making love now, and it's sad because
it should be a time where we all come together.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm I've never heard of the term after care before,
but I suppose people do it in their own way.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yes, it's a nice thing to actually put in as
a structure, because the thing is that, like what you
guys are saying about going to TikTok afterwards, it is
a real like shutting down of what's just happened, when
actually your body is probably firing off some really beautiful
yummy feelings. It will be dopamine, serotonin, all the good stuff.
And if you then go to something that's so highly
(16:27):
intense like TikTok, you're firing off different receptors as well.
Instead of just like staying in the after glow of
sex and with after care, it just extends the whole
session and it actually integrates like in a way in
your body that like what makes you want to have
it more because you go that was so nice and
it feels really complete, because sometimes it can be a
(16:49):
bit of a like jagged ending. Someone needs to puddle.
Then sometimes there's a condom that needs to get rid of,
like to actually bring a conclusion to it and take
care of both parties. Feels really yummy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, the wet patch is always an issue for me.
If there's a wet patch. What happens a wet patch
is fine when it's warm, but when it goes cold,
nobody wants to get anywhere. You can always just work
a towe down, but it's it's just something about the
wet patch. The cold wet patch, especially in the South Island,
you know, not so much of a concern in the
North Island in the summer, so Are you.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Suggesting you work a towel down beforehand or is that afterwards?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I think you put a toe down. If it's in
certain times of the month, you'd just work a towe down.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh you're okay, so that's slightly different. But yes, you
would do that, wouldn't you. Suppose you haven't waked a
toe down before?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Is this in relation to if the tides in a
red beach, then go around to Brown's Bay? Well, so much.
It's good local reference, not so much of the tides.
And at Red Beach you can always whip around to
Brown's Bay. It's more just if the tis the Red Sea. Yeah,
if the tides in a red beach, just stay there
and you can always part the Red Sea. Yeah, yeah,
you can put a picnic blanket down, can't you? It
(18:01):
definitely can. I mean, I know this just might be new.
It's actually clearly news to you. Yeah, this is fine.
It's news to me as well, and you. Yeah. These
young men, these young men Morgan, they I worry about
them sometimes I worry about them. Here we go. The
problem with our generation is what, Jerry, It's just I
don't know, it's just it's scared of the red Sea,
(18:21):
a little bit skewed, a little bit scary, a little
bit scared, you know, a little bit freaked out to me,
I think it comes from a good place. I just
it comes from wanting to be good people, not wanting
to make any mistakes.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You know, I'll be my first to put my hand
up and say I'm scared of the Red Sea. It
feels like it's an open sheering sort of form. Yeah,
I'm happy to say that you're.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Scared of the Red Sea. Scared of the Red Sea. Okay,
what is it.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Exactly about the Red Sea that freaks you out?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I don't know. It just feels like it's kind of
a week off job. When the Red seas is running,
you feel like it's a good opportunity to take a break, just.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Take a break and you know, get get back into
the you know, build the build the interests and appeal
back up, you know, not the interest in appeal. It's
always there, but you know, it's always a I don't know,
it feels like it can be a four or five
day break whatever it is, and then just you know,
straight back into it.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, it's like a little I know, I think I
get what you're trying to say. I think I know,
I do. I think I understand what you're trying to say.
Because if you're just going hammer and tongs twenty four
to seven like you tend to do, then you've got
to give yourself a rescivey noow and then because sometimes
you can. You can. You can wear yourself. You can
wear out your not Let's be honest. You can wear
(19:34):
it out. It's possible. Yeah, you can wear it out.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
But maybe maybe it's a maybe it was a it
was put in place for a reason to you know,
build a fire and passion back up across those four
or five days.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Maybe it's oh tuly wow, this is very deep, Yes,
unusually deep from the pensman.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I like the wisdom behind it.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I actually had a friend that said that when he
used to penetrate his partner while she was bleeding, that
he actually felt an energetic no from her pussy.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Ah right, yeah, and he found that attractive.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
No, he didn't want to, but she was really horned
up at the time of month, but he didn't really
like doing it because he could feel this like get out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's interesting. It's two different people having different body experiences.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
When you have a situation like that and you hear
a better situation like that, how do you come up with,
you know, your thoughts on it, Because neither of those
people are particularly wrong.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
No, I think it's really about doing what feels right.
It's okay, and I think it can change and sometimes
you can start, it can feel good, and then you
can stop as well. And I said to him, have
you actually told her this? And he said no, And
I said, well you should, Like I do believe that
communication is the success thing you can do sharing those
kind of bits. I fight a man that was pounding
(20:53):
me and could feel an energetic no from my body,
I would want to hear that. That's powerful, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
In tune, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah. Interesting though, that amazing that there's a conflict between
the energetic yes that one person's feeling and the energetic
know that this person feels from the vagina.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Mmmm. Well, I mean I would probably if he as
a client, I would go deeper about his internalized beliefs
because potentially there is a block there that's actually happening
for him and he might be picking up on something
that's wrong. So that's why it's good for him. To
share with her, right, because then they can like pull
it apart and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah. Yeah, ovulation is that the next chapter? Yep, such
an interesting when and you get a little bit older,
and you know, you guys are a little bit young
to really kind of be totally zoned in on the
sort of part of a female's time yet because you're
a bit young, sort of just still it kind of
(21:51):
fair enough period slash non period time. That's probably how
you guys think about it. Yeah, we cannot. Yeah, it's
and I remember being a little bit like that too.
But I'll tell you what when you when you work
out the difference between the time when a female is ovulating,
and you'll start as you get older, you start putting
two and two together. I think Lauren she might have
taken a recommendation of yours off. Your six Stop Life
(22:13):
podcast is.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
An app that she uses now that you know, tracks
kind of everything down from movulation to.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Periods and all that kind of stuff. And what you
were saying there, Jerry, it checks out.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh yeah, you know when like it's quite a it's
really fascinating because you think that like you're saying as
his non period times and in these period times and
then assuming that when there's non period times, she's just
ready to go in whys little better not there? And
then you're like, oh, hang on, I now understand why. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty amazing next level and.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Ovulation, you know, especially when people are in tune with
it and they work out. Oh man, like you realize
that I know as well, Tolsey. She is out and
ready to go out and get about. That's just that
drives That is driving you really really hard, because what
happens in a woman's body is really interesting around testosterone,
that the way the cycle works, massive shift compared to
(23:04):
what's happens in a male, which is just testos trained.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And so for people that don't know, ovulation is when
the egg is released, and so a woman is fertile,
so the primal part of her is really like given me,
like impregnate me, let's pro create.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, and that's my next question. What was that? So
thank you very much? Yeah, yeah. And at that time,
what is interesting is that now with phones they've been
able to do a whole lot of super interesting data
which they could never do before, which is around how
far women walk when they're ovulating, how they don't, So
(23:39):
they walk a lot further. They'll take more steps in
any situation because that is you're going, there's more likelihood
of going out.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You're on the hunt.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're on the hunt. You also far less likely to
speak to your father on the phone. I have heard that.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Wow, oh I must be ovulating all the time, right,
and so yeah, that's what the but what you're more
less likely to hang out with your family.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wow, at that moment you get out, you just you
move away from your family. Touching a good point though.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think if you know, if those that have fathers
that you know went down to packet of cigarettes and
then didn't come back in the late eighties, I don't
know if that's necessarily down to the ovulation situation. As
a Jerry, it's just more of a you know, people
that have good relationships with your fathers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, and also smoking smokingkedeen addiction, that's true. Yeah. Anyway,
Apparently the vape's not good for the spam.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I don't think the vape's good for anything. Definitely not
six appeal.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, it's not a six, not a sixty thing you
know to turn on to people with vape.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
No, they're humiliators there like puff the Magic Dragon.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
As your generation that hates the vape, I've noticed that
morgs like it's people kind of in your zone is
really anti vapes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
People.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, I mean anyone, anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Else, Most people other than your generation's anti vapes.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I'm anti vapes. I'm anti vapes. Really, are you
millennial ormus?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
I don't know what's that?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
What's the yeah, you are?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
I am.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What is smoking hot to you?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Never, it's never been hot. Highlight cigars. I mean that
smoked cigars are hot.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, you have a one night stands if you're in
gay Perry for a night and is in me, let
me grank, break up some music.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Actually, if you're really set the scene, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm getting Kingles.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So you're staying in Paris for a night, h and
you met a man or something like that. Order what
have you're into at the time? Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And you know, you go home, spend a lovely night together,
you get room service, You wake up, You've had a
great night, it's just been amazing. And then the windows
open and then the person next to you goes and
has a cigarette in the window overlooking the Eiffel Tower
is post coital.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Is it possible for that cigarette to be sixy?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I'm really angry at myself, but yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was a really impressive picture that you have. It
was sixy for me too, man, I was finny it hot. Yeah,
but what if you have to kiss them? I can
imagine kissing someone that tastes like smoke. Well, yeah, kissing
someone that tastes smoke isn't a very nice thing.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What's interesting is actually I've had a partner that smoked before,
and I liked it because it felt like I was
smooching up a bad boy. Yeah, really rough and rugged.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
If you really like the person, yeah you just go.
I still like the person. But what if you if
you pash aroundom that tastes like.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I mean, if they sucked any way to pash and
they smoke, then that is like yack yack, yack, yak yak,
yeah yack. Have you guys been watching Love Island Australia?
He lost those one. I'm watching them with the kids
at the moment, and it's there's a lot of lessons,
a lot of lessons to learn about what to do
and what not to do for you?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Is it for you kids, Oh, what's your main takeaway?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
My main takeaway is it's going to be brush related.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
No, as as different ones for the for Hugo my son,
and different ones for Mishka and my daughter. But for
Mishika it's don't don't be like these people and spend
lots of time looking in the mirror and doing makeup
all the time. It is a waste. It is just
such a waste of energy. And look how silly this looks.
(27:24):
For Hugo my son, it is spray around. No, what
is what have I said to him about it so far?
When someone asks you what do you like about me?
Just on the way that I look, No, I don't
don't just check your tongue in there straight away when
you pesh, isn't there? These guys just come straight in
(27:47):
with the tongue and it's like, what the helly that?
Nobody likes that? No, you're not, it's not a Komodo
dragon situation. Get out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That is actually great advice for people who are about fourteen, fifteen,
sixteen getting their first case and what yeah twenty four
and yeah, like the first I feel like the first
kiss just dives straight in.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
But if you had these life lessons of Jeremy Wells
from Loveland. Yeah, you just want to touch lips. It's
just an ender. I mean, it can be a little
bit uncomfortable, but a tarngue straight away. The washing machine,
what are the washing machine's? Peter's washing machine? Get out?
He told you my nickname Maars twenty fifteen. Yeah. No,
(28:31):
it's good advice. It's good that you are watching these
shows your kids as well. I feel like it is
good to do that. It's like Douche Central, so like
there's a lot, there's a lot to judge, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I think what freaks me out with shows like that
is all the women are trying to look the same
with their cosmetic surgeris and injectables and lips, big puffy lips.
I was out at a restaurant the other night with
my mum and she saw a woman who's had lots
for on her lips. And Mom said, oh my god,
I think she's having an allergic reaction. There's a woman
over there there's puff right up. I said, O, Mum,
(29:02):
it's lip filler.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I know, but there's some Apparently there were people out
there who love the look. You know, these guys generation yeah,
and they're like really into this kind of it's a
kind of a blow up dohle sort of a look.
It's quite I find it weird.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Well, that's the reason why we wear lipstick is to
like incite the feeling of the volver and the lips
down there. It's trying to make the mind connection.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
So that's the same thing with these puffed up lips
is meant to look like an engorged volver.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, make you think about six. So I'm like totally
against it, Like we don't need to over sexualize the face.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You know, no, no, yeah, Okay, this has been absolutely fascinating.
This has been good. I've learned so much.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
It feels like last time I remember a couple of
years ago, came on here and you kind of tried
to give Mesh and I a sort of a sexual education,
a masterclass here.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, with like sort of physical stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
But it feels like it's a bit more authentic and
validified with you and here Morgan.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
So it's it's really been good. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Thanks for trusting me and your sharing.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Morgan has been so good the last couple of days.
It's been so nice here on the show and the
podcasts and really bringing a I don't know, I like
a real class and and a real level of intellect
to the show and the podcast. Yeah, it is an intellect,
(30:27):
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Really know how to make a woman feel good?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Thank you, well, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Do you think you can delete the part where I
said I'm scared of the Red Sea? We unfortunately, we can't.
We can't delete anything. It's weird thing. It's this is
going out live onto damn it tape and it just
can't be a race. It's it's good. It's had a
little thing the little tab taken off the top of
the tape.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Nora Bloke from Grace either by the way, she's busy,
so we might have to compete with them on Monday.
That's right. Yeah, perfect, perfect, and correlates to you love,
making you sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
And acknowledgment's the first step. So you've done a lot
of work today.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well I think it feels like, yeah, this has been great.
Thank you very much. Thanks for having me, guys, it's
been awesome.
Welcome to the Unknown podcast Fight. I'll be fifteenth of
November twenty twenty four. Today we have the notorious Pensman
Joel Harrison joining us. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's a bloody pleasure as always, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Cheese, you've livened up beer pants Man.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Guys, I'm bloody happy to be here. He's got a
lot of energy. The pants Man, what on earth was there?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We were just having a Chad off here and Pantsman's
coming hot there, he asked me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He asked me outside. He's like, we need, we need
you to come and just pump some energy. Yeah, so
I'm I'm happy to be here. Pumps the enagery.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, I'm feeling you pumped the energy. Pens Men and
Morgan pen joins us as well.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Hello, Pensman's got his knees on display.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Pensman, Yeah, got the shorts on today. Horrific decision. Why well,
I had to catch the training this morning and there's
a bit of walking involved and I didn't realize it
was raining when I got up this morning. And bad decision.
The leagues are wet.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, it doesn't like moist sneeze.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Nah, okay, But not too bad, but yeah, that big legs,
Like you know, there's a lot of surface area with
the pants man because he's six for six more torso
than legs though, that's the thing. My legs are actually
that long. More of a long torso situation.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know what they say about me and with long torsos?
What do they say?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So, man, she's here as well, you get mate?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What do they say about long torsos? I just feel
like we've stid away from that for no reason.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, you know, but you know what they you know
what they say. I don't need to know.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's obvious what they say, more than in your experience
long torso. Does that kind of correlate to anything?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, because it's a perspective trick, you know what I'm saying, Like,
if you've got short legs, then it looks longer. But
I don't have short have short legs, No, not comparatively
to normal people. Yes, it looks right, So you're friend
in it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, someone's really naive in this.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, it turns out Jerry's talking about it downstairs.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah. Wow, I go everything for me ten six. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's why Matt Heath was running such a big cock,
doesn't it because his legs are so short.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's not that hard for the side of
the knees. Well, that's what I've mean. It's interesting with
Matt Heath because he if he's sitting in a car,
he looks normal, he looks quite tall because he's got
such a long body. But then obviously he gets out
of the car and you're like, I think, guy's what
five eight, five nine something like that, but inside of
a car looks six to three, whereas pants man looks
(02:37):
about six ten inside of a car. He's got such
a massive, too massive Tourso you used to drive a
Mesadmi than you? Nah? No, Corolla, Corolla? Yeah, you must
go through the roof of that thing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
The Corolla's got a bit more bit more room space
than the Vits or you know, Demia, But yeah, Corolla.
Anything smaller would be a bit of a struggle back
of the If you sit in the back of an
uber kid has to your neck has to crouch down
a bit as well.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And you do have a long nick. That's not like
you've got a short nick.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They say anything about people with long neck, a girthy
long Nick.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you know what that means, got a long, skinny neck.
You wouldn't have a tempted to drive a MESD one
to one fun top. No, I never heard of it. Actually,
what what is that? I'm getting one up for you,
I'm getting one up. Is this the guy that you
used to have that smelled a lot like boon water?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
That was?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That was a Twitter camera one two one.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You couldn't shut them up.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Here we go, here's the here's the here's the mester
one photo for this audio media fantastic pensman. So this
was the fun top, the one to one fun top.
Oh yeah, you could put your head out the top
of it. You could drive a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Imagine people like because obviously I'm tall, I'm not freakishly
tall though arguably. But what about like a Steven Adams
or something, a professional basketball player.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Imagine them trying to get in a car. Yeah, say Scotch, Yeah,
I think they drive like those rich basketball players like
Suaman drive like g wagons and stuff, you know, with
plenty of heir clearance or a big check. Kid to
get a custom car made, didn't they? Oh I did it?
You got a famous I think it was a Mercedes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You go, he went to the Mercedes store and they
had to kind of make them a car so we
could get everything in there and make.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Sure it had fail dead boy, it makes a lot
of sense. They're oh, boy, Morgan, I'm interested to know
from a female perspective, like the cars make do cars
make guys sexier? I mean, I know that there's probably
some cars that are a turn off for girls, but
like how much of a car, how much does a
(04:44):
car have to do with how six of your guy is?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh god? I mean I feel like it's gotten less
important as I've gotten older. Like I grew up in Nelson,
where they were like boy races and it was all
about the skylines and that if you didn't have an
evo or a skyline you were not hot. Okay, you
know if you're running like a Ford Laser oh with louvers,
absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh Sadan, I don't know what's that? Well, you know,
Sudan's like a has a boot. Oh yeah, a hatchbag.
That's Ford Lazer hatchback or the Sedan hatchbag. Okay, because yeah,
I think the Ford Laser Sadan, like itt Sebaci treaty,
is not a sexy vehicle.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Because you've also got a theory, don't your jury that
you don't really respect anyone under the age of thirty
that drives an expensive car? Oh I don't. Yeah, So
how does that convert to relationships? Morman pen Maybe do
you think there's some kind of weight in this argument
of juries there?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Well, I guess there is some.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It is an outward expression of yourself, right, So it
is like what you're showing the world or what you
want the world to think about you. So I think
you're kind of onto something there. If you're under thirty
and you've got a really flesh car, what are you
wanting people to think about you?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah? I think so. I always thought that as well,
Like girls who drive flesh European cars. This is from
a male perspective, girls who drive flesh European cars at
a young age. I'm like, high maintenance, That's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking high maintenance. And I'm thinking because that carshigh
maintenance and it costs a lot to keep that thing
on the road. I'm thinking whereas a female that drives
(06:10):
they say Twitter Corolla, yeah, you know, with reasonably low mileage,
And and I'm thinking practical. I'm thinking practical, solid, steady, steady. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
A real goer, Yeah, a real goer, peppy, probably quite
good in the sack. Oh okay, yeah, because another theory, Morgan,
is that you're driving and your ability in sack is linked.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh yeah, okay, I can see that myself.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, well, I think, so how do you drive, Morgan?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But rough and rugged?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay? Fast?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And does that correlate to your love making?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No? Actually not the fast but okay, no.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But you're prepared to chuck it around some corners and
see what see what the vehicle is capable of?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, sustained loss of tractions.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Pans and avidues. He likes to do some pedic drifts. Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Does that correlate to love making it anyway?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, it's interesting. No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'd say my driving styles. I've got my learners restricted
and fall first time pretty you know by the book,
you know, not too many risks, meeting three vige kind
of operation.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I say, I look at the pantsman and I
thank good on the sack. Of course you do, because
that's my vibe for the pantsman is noses way around,
you know, not particularly, And I wouldn't call him like
naturally overly coordinated individual what not. You know, that's very
very very fair. You're a good sports person, but not like.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You know, i'd say, I get the safe vibes from him,
like I feel like he would care, he would ask questions,
he would chicken.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's pretty spot on, to be honest. Yeah, I can
imagine that. I can imagine that too.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're sweet, loving, kind, hungry, can really turn it on
when he needs to. Yes, yeah, you know he's prepared
to go to places that you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Okay, I think that's yeah. We like to keep things novel.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, he's He also likes fantasy, a lot of fantasy
work in the bedroom as well. He's prepared to play
a role. Was it what I'm told? Oh wow, okay,
well that's what I I mentioned. Yeah, for you anyway,
you're prepared to take on like we're we're say, women's
clothes and things like that, and really trial some different
sort of roles. It's almost like you've got bloody cameras
(08:30):
in my room.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, I celebrate this for you, pants man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Do it inside? Do you have an inside inside scoop
for someone? I've got quite interesting. I just feel these
things out, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, you would look cute and fishing net stockings.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I really see that. You can imagine pantsman and drag.
I can you too much of a big unit? I
think for imagine them on some and some four inch
heels that's going to get in the car. I can
imagine giraffing your way around it. All right, let's take
a break and come back with more of working out
(09:09):
what the pants means like in bed and just a
moment and we're back. Yeah, so I'll just.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Fight off a text team to your your partner Joel,
and I just said, Hey, Grace, Hope, having a good morning.
We're just recording a podcast. Would you mind answering woul
Joel's love making correlate directly to his driving style. We're
just trying to get to the bottom of a theory
we have. So I'll keep everyone posted and hopefully by
the end of the podcast we can have some answers.
I understand she's a highly professional individuals she might not
(09:40):
keep back to us by the end of the pod.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But look, you have a number. Do you have a number? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I mean, like, you know, you accumulate these things over time.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You'll worry reply to be honest, she yeah, she's normally
good for a reply, So that's good. Fingers Christ The
opposite of you, isn't it. I've noticed that, you know,
a night out, you know how to kind of go
from a phone for depends.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I am pretty I'm pretty active on my phone. I
like to pride myself off replying, but sometimes sometimes there's
there can be windows of hours without picking up a phone.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Because you are.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I mean, We've just spent a weekend in Dunedin together
and I felt like your phone was flapped the entire time.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh well that's because I was videoing you the whole time. True,
But yeah, I did have to ask about ten different
places to charge it over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, I mean, or it's just you're just saying that
because you know it's easy to deal with at home,
you know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
True?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, true, Like phone's flat, So babe, I love you
kind of thing talking three days.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I feel like you two need to take this offline,
to be honest, we actually are going to record a
podcast later on today and it's going to come out
tomorrow about our endeavors and Daneda. It should be called
taking it offline. It's taking off line. It's like offline
on it should be called offline online. So it's like
this podcast should be good taking it off faking it offline.
(10:53):
Things that should all be taking it offline, but you
take them online.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's like pillow talk that I feel like we're part
of something we're not meant to be part of.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
What these too? Oh yeah, hello talk? Heillo Talk's an
interesting idea, and hello talk such a crucial part of
the intimacy slash relationship slash love making. You know, sphere
often overlooked. Agreed.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
It's almost like a debrief, you know, it's a real
time to share what you've enjoyed and what you'd like
to do differently next time or more.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Of or yeah, I mean you've got that method, don't you, Jerry?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Where you post love making, you like to run through
a couple of steps, and you know one of them
is cuddle and one of them is then quite often
your cry for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I think it was the acc mething. I remember what
the A was. The A was apologized.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's right, you'd like to apologize.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Just what's happened? You have a crime that's been committed
just moments before. Oh god, so is there is that
sexy you know, apologizing and then I'm so sorry but that,
and then cuddling and then sort of crying because it's
just such a you feel overwhelmed by the situation.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well, have you heard of the concept of after care?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
No? Right, a retirement village?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Actually, my dog similar. It comes from the king community.
But it is about you know, we can have like
huge emotions afterwards and years sometimes we do need to apologize.
So it is whatever the kre is needed for that
body to feel like they can integrate what's just happened.
That's what you do. It might be a nice cup
of tea, might be stroking, it might be crying, it
(12:27):
might be being held. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Well wow, so okay, so what you've said is very
valid valid.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Goodness, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You don't have a dishcloth. Chance were listening to the
idea this morning, but no, but I got told.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, I haven't listened really quickly. If the bog that
we're recording, would you say, I have we actually this before?
Does my love making style correlate with my driving style? Yeah?
Just you don't have to go into the the details.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's just like it was you know, standard stock standards,
straight up up the guts, just how you described it.
Lauren described Messha's love making as Wow, stock standards, straight
up the guts. Well, thank you for the coffee, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean that it was a good way. It was
straight up the guts in a good way, good way,
in a good way. Not not like boring, No, that
was I think it straight up the guts boring. That
would be more more in reference to me, you're straight
up the guts boring. En else. In terms of after care,
what would you say, is it? Is it concerning?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
If you know, you sort of finish up, tell them
you love them, then they go to your roll over
watch TikTok? Is it a Is it a bad bad
sound of a relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I wouldn't sy it's a bad sign of relationship, but
it is quite a disconnect from being with that person.
When you've been in a really intimate position, I'd be
wondering why you're then wanting to escape into a different world.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Fair enough, that's a really good question. I think that's
quite a common thing that happens now annoyingly. If you
you know now it's just it's just a thing that
you just pick up your phone now, right. And it's
quite a weird time to do that after making love,
because I would have thought that there would be a
time to be quite you know, like you know you Jerry,
I mean, if you do it, ask me. What you
do is a little bit much in terms of the
crying and the apologize.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I apologize cry, I mean you're cuddling me and cry.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And the one time that you called your mum while
in bed with a woman and said, you know, I
think I found the one.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Like that's too much. I love that when you do that, well,
I wanted to bring my mom in on what was
a lovely moment.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
But then you were telling your mom like you know,
I love you, I love yeah, I love this girl.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I love this. It's a lot for it. I want
to make this girl you mum.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh yeah, we might have to book you in for
a session.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I mean, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
He? She maybe should just sit here pantsman and I
whoever Gary in the corner, is you guys to ski?
What would you like if you pop the hood on
this for half an hour? There's I mean, Jimmy, what.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
What would you what would you say on that situation there,
you know, with the apologizing, the crying and the cuddling.
Would you say that there's some kind of you know,
deep trauma going on there for that to be a thing,
or do you think that's just something that he likes
and so be it.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I don't think there's deep trauma there. I think these
he's got an interesting neural pathway to his sexual release.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But well that involves my mom.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, that the old.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Sorry, we want to make love to your mom? What
is that a thing? I am not earli with that.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It's like Greek mythology that is now used in psychology.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
But yeah, anyway, after care.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I feel like a lot of people are going on
their phones after making love now, and it's sad because
it should be a time where we all come together.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm I've never heard of the term after care before,
but I suppose people do it in their own way.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yes, it's a nice thing to actually put in as
a structure, because the thing is that, like what you
guys are saying about going to TikTok afterwards, it is
a real like shutting down of what's just happened, when
actually your body is probably firing off some really beautiful
yummy feelings. It will be dopamine, serotonin, all the good stuff.
And if you then go to something that's so highly
(16:27):
intense like TikTok, you're firing off different receptors as well.
Instead of just like staying in the after glow of
sex and with after care, it just extends the whole
session and it actually integrates like in a way in
your body that like what makes you want to have
it more because you go that was so nice and
it feels really complete, because sometimes it can be a
(16:49):
bit of a like jagged ending. Someone needs to puddle.
Then sometimes there's a condom that needs to get rid of,
like to actually bring a conclusion to it and take
care of both parties. Feels really yummy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, the wet patch is always an issue for me.
If there's a wet patch. What happens a wet patch
is fine when it's warm, but when it goes cold,
nobody wants to get anywhere. You can always just work
a towe down, but it's it's just something about the
wet patch. The cold wet patch, especially in the South Island,
you know, not so much of a concern in the
North Island in the summer, so Are you.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Suggesting you work a towel down beforehand or is that afterwards?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I think you put a toe down. If it's in
certain times of the month, you'd just work a towe down.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh you're okay, so that's slightly different. But yes, you
would do that, wouldn't you. Suppose you haven't waked a
toe down before?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Is this in relation to if the tides in a
red beach, then go around to Brown's Bay? Well, so much.
It's good local reference, not so much of the tides.
And at Red Beach you can always whip around to
Brown's Bay. It's more just if the tis the Red Sea. Yeah,
if the tides in a red beach, just stay there
and you can always part the Red Sea. Yeah, yeah,
you can put a picnic blanket down, can't you? It
(18:01):
definitely can. I mean, I know this just might be new.
It's actually clearly news to you. Yeah, this is fine.
It's news to me as well, and you. Yeah. These
young men, these young men Morgan, they I worry about
them sometimes I worry about them. Here we go. The
problem with our generation is what, Jerry, It's just I
don't know, it's just it's scared of the red Sea,
(18:21):
a little bit skewed, a little bit scary, a little
bit scared, you know, a little bit freaked out to me,
I think it comes from a good place. I just
it comes from wanting to be good people, not wanting
to make any mistakes.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You know, I'll be my first to put my hand
up and say I'm scared of the Red Sea. It
feels like it's an open sheering sort of form. Yeah,
I'm happy to say that you're.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Scared of the Red Sea. Scared of the Red Sea. Okay,
what is it.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Exactly about the Red Sea that freaks you out?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I don't know. It just feels like it's kind of
a week off job. When the Red seas is running,
you feel like it's a good opportunity to take a break, just.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Take a break and you know, get get back into
the you know, build the build the interests and appeal
back up, you know, not the interest in appeal. It's
always there, but you know, it's always a I don't know,
it feels like it can be a four or five
day break whatever it is, and then just you know,
straight back into it.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, it's like a little I know, I think I
get what you're trying to say. I think I know,
I do. I think I understand what you're trying to say.
Because if you're just going hammer and tongs twenty four
to seven like you tend to do, then you've got
to give yourself a rescivey noow and then because sometimes
you can. You can. You can wear yourself. You can
wear out your not Let's be honest. You can wear
(19:34):
it out. It's possible. Yeah, you can wear it out.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
But maybe maybe it's a maybe it was a it
was put in place for a reason to you know,
build a fire and passion back up across those four
or five days.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Maybe it's oh tuly wow, this is very deep, Yes,
unusually deep from the pensman.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I like the wisdom behind it.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I actually had a friend that said that when he
used to penetrate his partner while she was bleeding, that
he actually felt an energetic no from her pussy.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Ah right, yeah, and he found that attractive.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
No, he didn't want to, but she was really horned
up at the time of month, but he didn't really
like doing it because he could feel this like get out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's interesting. It's two different people having different body experiences.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
When you have a situation like that and you hear
a better situation like that, how do you come up with,
you know, your thoughts on it, Because neither of those
people are particularly wrong.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
No, I think it's really about doing what feels right.
It's okay, and I think it can change and sometimes
you can start, it can feel good, and then you
can stop as well. And I said to him, have
you actually told her this? And he said no, And
I said, well you should, Like I do believe that
communication is the success thing you can do sharing those
kind of bits. I fight a man that was pounding
(20:53):
me and could feel an energetic no from my body,
I would want to hear that. That's powerful, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
In tune, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah. Interesting though, that amazing that there's a conflict between
the energetic yes that one person's feeling and the energetic
know that this person feels from the vagina.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Mmmm. Well, I mean I would probably if he as
a client, I would go deeper about his internalized beliefs
because potentially there is a block there that's actually happening
for him and he might be picking up on something
that's wrong. So that's why it's good for him. To
share with her, right, because then they can like pull
it apart and talk about it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah. Yeah, ovulation is that the next chapter? Yep, such
an interesting when and you get a little bit older,
and you know, you guys are a little bit young
to really kind of be totally zoned in on the
sort of part of a female's time yet because you're
a bit young, sort of just still it kind of
(21:51):
fair enough period slash non period time. That's probably how
you guys think about it. Yeah, we cannot. Yeah, it's
and I remember being a little bit like that too.
But I'll tell you what when you when you work
out the difference between the time when a female is ovulating,
and you'll start as you get older, you start putting
two and two together. I think Lauren she might have
taken a recommendation of yours off. Your six Stop Life
(22:13):
podcast is.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
An app that she uses now that you know, tracks
kind of everything down from movulation to.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Periods and all that kind of stuff. And what you
were saying there, Jerry, it checks out.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh yeah, you know when like it's quite a it's
really fascinating because you think that like you're saying as
his non period times and in these period times and
then assuming that when there's non period times, she's just
ready to go in whys little better not there? And
then you're like, oh, hang on, I now understand why. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty amazing next level and.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Ovulation, you know, especially when people are in tune with
it and they work out. Oh man, like you realize
that I know as well, Tolsey. She is out and
ready to go out and get about. That's just that
drives That is driving you really really hard, because what
happens in a woman's body is really interesting around testosterone,
that the way the cycle works, massive shift compared to
(23:04):
what's happens in a male, which is just testos trained.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And so for people that don't know, ovulation is when
the egg is released, and so a woman is fertile,
so the primal part of her is really like given me,
like impregnate me, let's pro create.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, and that's my next question. What was that? So
thank you very much? Yeah, yeah. And at that time,
what is interesting is that now with phones they've been
able to do a whole lot of super interesting data
which they could never do before, which is around how
far women walk when they're ovulating, how they don't, So
(23:39):
they walk a lot further. They'll take more steps in
any situation because that is you're going, there's more likelihood
of going out.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You're on the hunt.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're on the hunt. You also far less likely to
speak to your father on the phone. I have heard that.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Wow, oh I must be ovulating all the time, right,
and so yeah, that's what the but what you're more
less likely to hang out with your family.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Wow, at that moment you get out, you just you
move away from your family. Touching a good point though.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think if you know, if those that have fathers
that you know went down to packet of cigarettes and
then didn't come back in the late eighties, I don't
know if that's necessarily down to the ovulation situation. As
a Jerry, it's just more of a you know, people
that have good relationships with your fathers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, and also smoking smokingkedeen addiction, that's true. Yeah. Anyway,
Apparently the vape's not good for the spam.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I don't think the vape's good for anything. Definitely not
six appeal.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, it's not a six, not a sixty thing you
know to turn on to people with vape.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
No, they're humiliators there like puff the Magic Dragon.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
As your generation that hates the vape, I've noticed that
morgs like it's people kind of in your zone is
really anti vapes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
People.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh, I mean anyone, anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Else, Most people other than your generation's anti vapes.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I'm anti vapes. I'm anti vapes. Really, are you
millennial ormus?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
I don't know what's that?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
What's the yeah, you are?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
I am.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What is smoking hot to you?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Never, it's never been hot. Highlight cigars. I mean that
smoked cigars are hot.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, you have a one night stands if you're in
gay Perry for a night and is in me, let
me grank, break up some music.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Actually, if you're really set the scene, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm getting Kingles.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So you're staying in Paris for a night, h and
you met a man or something like that. Order what
have you're into at the time? Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And you know, you go home, spend a lovely night together,
you get room service, You wake up, You've had a
great night, it's just been amazing. And then the windows
open and then the person next to you goes and
has a cigarette in the window overlooking the Eiffel Tower
is post coital.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Is it possible for that cigarette to be sixy?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I'm really angry at myself, but yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was a really impressive picture that you have. It
was sixy for me too, man, I was finny it hot. Yeah,
but what if you have to kiss them? I can
imagine kissing someone that tastes like smoke. Well, yeah, kissing
someone that tastes smoke isn't a very nice thing.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What's interesting is actually I've had a partner that smoked before,
and I liked it because it felt like I was
smooching up a bad boy. Yeah, really rough and rugged.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
If you really like the person, yeah you just go.
I still like the person. But what if you if
you pash aroundom that tastes like.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I mean, if they sucked any way to pash and
they smoke, then that is like yack yack, yack, yak yak,
yeah yack. Have you guys been watching Love Island Australia?
He lost those one. I'm watching them with the kids
at the moment, and it's there's a lot of lessons,
a lot of lessons to learn about what to do
and what not to do for you?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Is it for you kids, Oh, what's your main takeaway?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
My main takeaway is it's going to be brush related.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
No, as as different ones for the for Hugo my son,
and different ones for Mishka and my daughter. But for
Mishika it's don't don't be like these people and spend
lots of time looking in the mirror and doing makeup
all the time. It is a waste. It is just
such a waste of energy. And look how silly this looks.
(27:24):
For Hugo my son, it is spray around. No, what
is what have I said to him about it so far?
When someone asks you what do you like about me?
Just on the way that I look, No, I don't
don't just check your tongue in there straight away when
you pesh, isn't there? These guys just come straight in
(27:47):
with the tongue and it's like, what the helly that?
Nobody likes that? No, you're not, it's not a Komodo
dragon situation. Get out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
That is actually great advice for people who are about fourteen, fifteen,
sixteen getting their first case and what yeah twenty four
and yeah, like the first I feel like the first
kiss just dives straight in.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
But if you had these life lessons of Jeremy Wells
from Loveland. Yeah, you just want to touch lips. It's
just an ender. I mean, it can be a little
bit uncomfortable, but a tarngue straight away. The washing machine,
what are the washing machine's? Peter's washing machine? Get out?
He told you my nickname Maars twenty fifteen. Yeah. No,
(28:31):
it's good advice. It's good that you are watching these
shows your kids as well. I feel like it is
good to do that. It's like Douche Central, so like
there's a lot, there's a lot to judge, you know.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I think what freaks me out with shows like that
is all the women are trying to look the same
with their cosmetic surgeris and injectables and lips, big puffy lips.
I was out at a restaurant the other night with
my mum and she saw a woman who's had lots
for on her lips. And Mom said, oh my god,
I think she's having an allergic reaction. There's a woman
over there there's puff right up. I said, O, Mum,
(29:02):
it's lip filler.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I know, but there's some Apparently there were people out
there who love the look. You know, these guys generation yeah,
and they're like really into this kind of it's a
kind of a blow up dohle sort of a look.
It's quite I find it weird.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Well, that's the reason why we wear lipstick is to
like incite the feeling of the volver and the lips
down there. It's trying to make the mind connection.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
So that's the same thing with these puffed up lips
is meant to look like an engorged volver.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, make you think about six. So I'm like totally
against it, Like we don't need to over sexualize the face.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You know, no, no, yeah, Okay, this has been absolutely fascinating.
This has been good. I've learned so much.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
It feels like last time I remember a couple of
years ago, came on here and you kind of tried
to give Mesh and I a sort of a sexual education,
a masterclass here.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, with like sort of physical stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
But it feels like it's a bit more authentic and
validified with you and here Morgan.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
So it's it's really been good. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Thanks for trusting me and your sharing.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Morgan has been so good the last couple of days.
It's been so nice here on the show and the
podcasts and really bringing a I don't know, I like
a real class and and a real level of intellect
to the show and the podcast. Yeah, it is an intellect,
(30:27):
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Really know how to make a woman feel good?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Thank you, well, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Do you think you can delete the part where I
said I'm scared of the Red Sea? We unfortunately, we can't.
We can't delete anything. It's weird thing. It's this is
going out live onto damn it tape and it just
can't be a race. It's it's good. It's had a
little thing the little tab taken off the top of
the tape.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Nora Bloke from Grace either by the way, she's busy,
so we might have to compete with them on Monday.
That's right. Yeah, perfect, perfect, and correlates to you love,
making you sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
And acknowledgment's the first step. So you've done a lot
of work today.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well I think it feels like, yeah, this has been great.
Thank you very much. Thanks for having me, guys, it's
been awesome.
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