Pass The Gravy #601: Teeny Tiny

The guys talk about the doomsday clock, cake, and Lunar New Year. They also power rank snakes. 

You can follow the show on X/twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby, power the top and lead.
It is bread as we listen, it's past.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
The grayhad great.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We go and fish your for your bitch today with
Junkie Houston Net Houston Bay. No, we go ahead and
let camp. We'll get rich today, nich bitch.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It is past the Gravy Episode six hundred and one.
Happy gravy day to you and yours. I am your buddy,
Alex with my friends Pat and Bobby jokes back again.
How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'm doing great, man. How are you?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I'm doing just just wonderful.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
How are you doing? Robert?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Hey, okay, Hey, okay. Mist in the sun though, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
They tried to come through it, wouldn't we sound old?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Can you believe the weather today?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
How about that about that weather?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
We are old, dude, We're old.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
The pod was the pot.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Alo three came out eighteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Don't remind us.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
I was just just sharing sad facts that made me
feel older.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I like getting older, yeah, because then you can tell
the new generation how they got all everything wrong and
how much harder it was when you were grown up.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, because I've had a very easy life. But it's
just like Nick Miller said it a new girl. I'm
finally aging into my personality. I've been an old guy.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Mo.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, I'm grumpy. I don't like people.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is kind of cool when you're like I don't
have to leave the house, Like I could leave the house.
I got invited to go to something or whatever it is.
It's like somebody invited me over. They're having a house party.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Nah, well you have the you've got the baby excuse?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Do you have that excuse?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Baby, I don't use it like I should use it,
but like just being like I can't make it. I've
been trying to do that where I just I don't
have like I'm not going to follow up with why
I can't make it. I'm not going to make up
a lie or anything. Can't make it, can't make to
make it. But I could make it. I'm not I
can't cause I don't feel like getting up.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm a very busy guy.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, but just sometimes just being like I'm gonna punt
this one. I'm just gonna hang out.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
And I've done that Xbox. Yeah, I'm just like I
can I got I gotta work. Thing I gotta do.
My go to is always catering. I don't work here. Okay,
I don't work catering. You supervised it. There's a big
one that they needed to pull me into.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Is a huge client, huge client.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I just I don't want to go. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, Well anyways, let's get into the pre com segment. Guys,
this is why this is where we share whatever we
found on the internet. Any any thoughts we got, we'll
pitch some business ideas. You want to hear a business
idea first, and then we'll get them too. I found
online red carpet fruit roll ups. Nay, it is awards season.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Like how crearly been a foot guy this whole time?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, not a foot guy. Like maybe put up another
layer of like of like plastic wrap above it or whatever.
But like it would just be really funny if at
the end of a like awards show, like when when
everybody walks the red carpet, all right, the Academy Awards
just starting cool, and you just have somebody roll it
all up into like a little like the like the
roll of the fruit roll up, and then somebody.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Else just just goes down on it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You could just feed a whole city, send it to
like the last fortunate on.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, but it's outside and it's on the ground you
want to ants but because that's how you get antsd
the only place ant proof, the only place this would
work is the av ns, where you have a bunch
of perverts that are like, I want to eat the
ground that she walks on.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You're like, h okay, and then we donate that fruit
roll up money to charity.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
It would have to be fruit by the foot, yeah, duh,
well because then we can sell it by the foot.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, fruit by the foot by the foot, which is
an insane move. They've never done that that I know of.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, I mean they sell it by the foot, but
I'm talking like a square foot patch, like I don't know.
Maybe also Kira stepped on this. You can eat it.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's like buying you're buying flooring, but it's like how
many feet of fruit roll up do you want? Oh?
What is this apartment?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
This?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
This bedroom's us? I don't get ten by ten.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'll never get the foot thing. I get it. Some
girls gonna be going. She's got pretty feet, but it's
not like a doesn't get me going.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, that's so I always tell you, like I told
my wife many times, like if you want to do
an only fans, it's just feet, Like, go off, queen,
you you have amazing feet. I love your feet. They're great.
I don't want to jernk off to them, you know, like,
but more power to everybody wants to If that's all
you got, dude, show some feet.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Okay, if that works for you, cool, because I guess
you've got like an extra thing at the beach where
you can be like you she's showing her feet, dude. Yeah. Yeah,
like beach you're.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Not even like worried about tits or anything.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Go to a Tapa's beach and you're not staring at booms.
You're like, I just want to I'm here for the feet.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
There's like strip club guys, and you're just like, I
just want to watch women's soccer.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's what I want to do. But no, because their
feet are covered. They want to like barefoot women's soccer.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Barefoot women's soccer.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Specifically, it'll be hurt a lot you guys see when
her foot when she flew off. Man, oh man, I'd.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Love to be that shin guy. Not that we're kin
shaming we're not kink shaming at all.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I did, you're into but so fruit, we're fruit roll
up red carpets now, no fruit roll I saw her talking.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I saw a red Yeah. I think they already make those.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, they make the underwear. I've seen bottoms, I've never
seen tops. I'd much rather eat the top off.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I would imagine if they have the bottoms, they have
the tops too.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But I just was watching like they were doing nominations
for whatever thing they're nominating for, and I was like,
that'd be cool on the red carpet if it was
just a fruit roll up, mostly just because it'd be good,
good advertising for fruit roll ups. We should have brought
a fruit roll up.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Can you imagine if like a girl took her top
off and she was wearing a fruit roll up top
right away, You're just like, sweet, I don't have to
worry about fumbling with a clasp. Yeah, I can bite
this bit right off.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
You know, it would have been a funny. I don't know,
would this be funnier than the bumpers? To Your punishment
for PGG picks is just however many games you lose
by you have to eat that many feet of fruit
by the foot.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I mean that's like, what is it going to be
like six fruit by the foot?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, and it depends on like if you got blown
something got blown out, and like beaten by a bunch,
you do like seventeen feet of fruit.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Square feet, So for every one you lose by, you
have to eat twelve.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
But it would have to be like like a one
sitting thing, like where you can't like leave wherever you
are for ever long.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I had one that I thought, Oh, the one that
I thought of yesterday.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Was fruit by the football field.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You have to go to a high school football field
and just sit there eating fruit by the foot until
you've eaten. However many fruit by the foot feet you
make your dad.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
The one I thought of this weekend was it was
like our waffle bet, but on crustables.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
That would have been a fun one, right, Like the waffle
one wasn't bad. Yeah, we didn't specify. We were just
too pussy to do. Like the waffle house one. We
have to spend twenty four hours in a waffle house, minus.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Having many waffles. I don't want to go outside.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, and it would have been like that would have
that was a punishment for one person. But then Robert
would have also been punished by it too, because we
would have been like, hey, Robert, I need you to
film this, and then guess what, Robert that was?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
That was the big thing. We weren't going to film it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Look, when we gets much easier for.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Me to just take a video of me biting a
fucking waffle every time I did.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
When we get this going and we're just you know,
as they say, talent in the biz, then we can
We'll have a production team that'll be sick. I'll be like, hey,
here's a streaming idea, and then me and Pat can
just show up and do it, and then somebody else
will edit it all and it'll be awesome. But we're
a little low budget right now. If you'd like to
endorse us, if you'd like to be an advertiser on

(07:40):
the podcast listen, you have to sit wherever it gets delivered. Okay,
I'm at my house. That's not okay, sort of the same,
but not at all.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Just order waffle house three times one day, okay, and
knocked out the challenge.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Don that that'd be wild, but.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, no, I'm out on the red car. I don't
want people stepping on my food. Not my thing.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's still be funny though, if you think you had to,
would it be cheaper than a regular red carpet like
renting it?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It would just be like coming up on their.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Shoe, which would also be funny. If it's hot outside,
it starts to melt.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Do it like a like an o R where like
before everyone can walk on, they have to put the
little booties over their shoes. Yeah, that that just takes
the fun out of.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
At the met gala because they got all the weird
outfits on.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Anyways, I'm sure someone's probably worn Lady Gaga has probably
worn a fruit by the foot dress.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Before the meat dress, I bet. Yeah, yeah, I can
see that I can get sticky.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Okay, what else should I have?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
It'd be hard to pee in with?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Uh oh yeah with food wise, I'm a blue cheese
guy now I think late in life.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Welcome to adulthood.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't realize blue cheese was not
that bad. I've had blue cheese and like been anti
blue cheese, but I don't know. I made a blue
cheese from some recipe. I didn't make it. I just
like followed the recipe, which is kind of crazy when
you follow a recipe and it works, You're like, I
did that though, that's mine now, But.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
You're gonna get into a dunk chocolate now.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't think so, unless the recipe tells me to
make it. But I also learned fun fact. Did you
know that gorgonzola cheese is just Italian blue cheese? And
that's not like a joker anything. It's true. I don't
know what's different than I.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Knew that just because I that's what we use at
work as well.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I guess yeah, you work in a restaurant. But
like when they say, like, oh, it's blue cheese, it
could also be Gorgonzola is Italian.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Gorgonzola just sounds fancier.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It does. Sounds a bunch fancier. I bet it's way
more expensive. Yeah, cheese is also pretty expensive. It was
like like a little like slice to like crumble up.
It was like six bucks.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I had a block of the sharp white cheddar this
weekend because I was watching this thing and the guy's
always like, buy block cheese and shred it. You get
so much more cheese for cheaper, which, by the way,
so true.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
But a big block of cheese is pretty expensive.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, not even a bit like like one of these
it's like three bucks, but you get so much cheese
out of it when you shut it. And then also
as you're shredding the cheese, you just cut yourself off
a couple of cubes. Bunch on that, which is what
I did.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Did you ever watch Supermarket Sweep? Hell yeah, because that's
what like my strategy would always be. You go grab
the two three wheel alts of cheese that they have
there because that's always a very pricey item that you
can throw on your cart, which is just adding to
your total, and then you go to the dairy and
the other stuff to notock all that out. But it
was like once you go there and then if they
have the electronics and then you've got batteries, batteries are
expensive as shit can get it right, But on Supermarket Sweep,

(10:35):
your goal is to have the highest value cart at
the end. So you go and you stock up on
the cheese. Sometimes they have the like, oh you get
a freebie of whatever this is, there's one hundred dollars
bonus on this too cool, Like fuck yeah, that's like
two hundred dollars of cheese. You throw that in there.
Next let's go to the batteries and like you're you're
sitting pretty.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'll just run right to the meat section, like where's
the brisket? Getting all the.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Brisket was also a good one. Briskey was also a
good one, like I used to have like my strategy
down pat and the old the old version of supermarket Sweep.
I know they did a read a new one. I
didn't watch it, but the old one I would have got.
I would have crushed it.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
What was the toy one that was on like Nickelodeon,
It was the same thing. It was just ear you're
in a toy store. I'd be like, I would fuck
that toy.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
But you'd to do like games to get it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
You just qualified for it, Like we're getting minute to
take whatever you want from Toys Toys r Us. You
had to win to do it, which Toys r Us
is pretty big.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Ben, I would still like to go in.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I just be get like I want twenty xboxes.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
See this thing. I don't want to go in though,
because then I would be like I would like a
dragon ball Z figure. I don't need a fucking dragon
Ball Z figuring.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I kind of want the Spider Man hands that squirts,
silly string Spiderman mask.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
That's probably I would end up getting a Batman mask
if I walked in there. Yeah, movie replica. I'm an adult.
I can afford this now, Yeah, mom can movie.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's movie quality. Now, you're the skin tight spider Man
out but not Cato, Like.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I would look like fucking Peter Griffin when he dresses
a spider Man fat spider Man. That's cool. Somebody's gotta
do it.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Just don't get Captain America anything, because I think everybody's
out on him. Right, He's not America anymore.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
He said it shouldn't. I don't. I haven't seen the
actual video, but there was like the quote online. I
got like, yeah, in America shouldn't represent America. I'm like, well,
that seems backwards.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
He was just like, his characteristics are values that people
of everywhere in the world can take, take or follow.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Autter. Oh, he was just saying it should be for everyone.
I don't know. I still feel like you shouldn't have
said that when your Captain of America.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, or like if you're a Captain Planet that's his thing, dude.
Everybody on the plants supposed to like Captain Planet, Like
Captain America. Hey, he's more regional, all right.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Just had to say that or said something like that
because he was promoted the film in Italy, you know,
so like, oh, I he can't just be like, oh, yeah,
this is America movie.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, Robert, but context doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, And also I want to do that. If I
was in Italy, I'd be like, listen, you guys have food,
that's your thing. We do everything else better.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Look, I I tweeted about it already, Robert. I'm not
gonna go edit Matt or correct any of that stuff.
I've already. I've already gotten out what I wanted to say.
I don't care about your silly conditions that it was
set under.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
It got the target audience that they were trying to
get with. You know how I know that. Guess who
called me about it?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Your brother? Yep, you hear what you hear what fucking
Captain America said? God damn it.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I literally told me. I was like, I didn't watch it,
but I saw and yeah that's dumb. Just so I
could get him past the point quick.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
That's good and he's gonna be dealing with the president.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah, roight. Yeah, it's just it's like everything else online,
it's all rage bait. Every once in a while, I
like in the past week, I probably almost commented like
five times, and every time I was like, I turned
it to Tom Hardy, that's bait. Yeah. I caught myself each
one of them. Time, I have like half of the

(13:56):
response typed out on Instagram and I was like, ye,
not getting me.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Is just rage bait. Like focus all of your rage
bait on just getting got by sports rage bait. Because
if it's just sports rage bait, you're pretty safe because
you're like I was mad at but it was about sports,
not like when you get in politics, then you get
people that are like it's a slippery slope, weird. If
it's religion, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well. I have a couple of things like have like
the Packers were good this year, but not great, so like.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah TIVT offensive Linemen transferred, so I about that transfer portal.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
The same thing. Notre Dame was really good was good year.
You couldn't really rage bait me when we were going
into a game almost nine point underdogs, Like all my
teams were good but not great this year, so it
was like it wasn't really big disappointment when any of
them lost every every day. Were all flawed.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
You said you went into a spiral, then you drunk drink.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Exactly nights that night. Yeah, but I'm talking about like
you couldn't get twenty four leading up to the game.
Nobody could be like Notre Dame sucks that. I would
be like, I mean even fucking compared to Wihill State. Yeah,
kind of our quarterback can't really throw the ball. I'm
not gonna get that. Man. The Asholls when they lost
this year, I was like, we were flawed. We were
missing half of our pitching set. Like you couldn't really
draw me into anything this year. Yeah, when I'm drying,

(15:13):
my team in the World Series is flawed.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
We didn't have the cheating gambler guy that did all
the all the home runs and stuff. We didn't do that. Sorry, Nope,
he doesn't cheat, doesn't gamble, doesn't cheat her gamble.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh, I don't know about gambling. But guy's on steroids.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
They had one sodas on steroids, both of them, one
sodas and steroids. Judge, definitely not.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
You guys should probably probably should have taken more staroi.
You think staroids would have helped him catch that ball
in center.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
No, I think that that you could. That would argue
for steroids because he wasn't like, he wasn't as.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Loose, couldn't need lasik. He corrected the gap in his teeth,
but not the gap in his vision.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
True, it's true. To see. What you're trying to do
is rage bait me on that. And I already get
rage baited about a certain running back that left my
team that's in a super Bowl right now. But that's fine.
I'm not I'm not upset about it. I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Fine.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Did he leave your team? I don't know those situation.
Wasn't he traded?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
No? No, he was free agent.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, he was a free agent.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
It just proves it's like, yes, we all knew. I mean,
Sakue was great this whole time. He just actually has
a good offensive line.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yea, our offensive line got better this week this year.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, okay, but you can't deny that your your team
was in a rebuilding.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Running back unless he's missing piece. If the running back's
a missing piece, he pay the running back. We're not
paying a running back. He's not the missing piece. We
would have just had six wins. Or five wins this
year instead of three, and we'd be picking at eight
and getting a quarterback.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And to be fair, if Saquan had gone to the
Ravens and Henry had gone to the Eagles, they both
would have had just as good of years. It's just
they're around a good team.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
So I would have liked it more if I was
hating Henry.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yes, of course you would, because they never want to
lose a guy in division.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah. I could have been like, well, you know, it's
just good to see Saque's doing well over there if
it was the Ravens. But it's like, you go to
division fuck.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
You, like like they never would because they're already said.
But if the Rangers signed Bregmant, that really pissed me off.
But when you let your player walks trying to get
a lot of money, isn't Boris's agent? Yeah yeah, so
Boris is gonna hold out until he gets the absolute most.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
That's what happened last year too, like a Blake Snell
and that chubby guy I forgot his name, Jordan Montgomery,
they just didn't work out.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Like things it happens, you see. Al two Vea said
to be willing to move to the outfield for Bregman,
and I was like, I like that.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
You got a little legs, though, have you.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Seen Bregman's legs. You can't put Bregmant in the outfield.
He's really slow and his body is sixty percent upper body.
He runs like a toddler. We've talked about this. When
Bregman's running full out, it looks like a little kid running.
It's hilarious to me every time.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Because it's like short shrides because.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
He's got short legs. Yeah, so it's all just like
watch a video version. It's just a little moot legs
moving like you ever seen the clip from a full
House when Stephanie's running like they had all already left
the room and she goes, wait for me, I've got
little legs. That's what I see in my head every
time Bregman is running.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, it's cute.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Now I'm going grown man cute, But he's cute.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Robert, you got to go to Astro's fan fest. How
is the How was your first trip to the Dike?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
It was cold?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, it lived, that's what they call it. That's that's
what everybody's calling right the Dike. It lived up to
their the A C company name. It was very cold
in there, okay, y Dike and Field Dyke and Park,
Dik and Field Park.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I don't think we can call it that because don't
they do Pride night.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm because it couldn't cause a problem. I'm shortening the
company's name d A. I K.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Well, we just call it the con We already called
it the Dyke.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I didn't again, not me calling it that. I'm calling
it what I've seen other people call it. So I'm
just following suit. I don't know any better.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Just gonna make sure we need a lot of fans
out there this year. Pack the Dike, Packed the Dyke.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Everybody get up in that Dike route on the boys,
ruin the boys. Sounds like you conflicting interest. But this
is fine, not in this situation. In this situation, it's
actually encouraged.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Sorry I totally interrupt that. But FanFest was fun?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Did they get into the train? Is that a rumor?

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Or?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Is that truth?

Speaker 6 (19:13):
That's truth?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
But you know what?

Speaker 6 (19:15):
But it is still there is mini made Park signage
above the big.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Screen the Diamond.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
No, but about the big screen?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, it made Park?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Are they are? They just like renovating the train. Are
they gonna put a new one or the train renovating
because it's also like there's a fucking train track.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, because they had oranges in it, and you know
they're gonna put something else.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Oh yeah, because they should literally just put a bunch
of like air conditioners in.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
The back well.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
But you know what a rival air conditioner brand is?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Train?

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Nothing runs like a train.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I think weird. Maybe that was like that could be
why I got one hair in my nose. That's driving
me nuts right now. It's like tickling my nose.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Get it.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Definitely screen grab that. Nobody clipped that.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Because it'll just look like I'm picking my nose. I
I had said, just paint all the orange is blue
so they look like ice cubes. Now, yeah, simple, but
just takes one hundred thousand dollars right there.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Just put them back to baseballs.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Or paint them like baseballs.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, guess what else is around baseball's done?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I guess that makes even more sense.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Or moons like the astros. I don't know trying.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'm trying to think of the paint them green, put
ears on all of them, orbit.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Little baby orbits. That'd be funny.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
I feel like it's going to be some sort of
penguin or something.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, new mascot. I am a fan of alternate mascots.
We lost Eunion Jack, we need a new one.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Dyke In has like this weird mascot thing. Look up
the mascot for dyke In. It's it's like give a look, Pat.
It's like almost like a water droplet.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I think it's like a weird is like an ice cube,
like something frozen.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Yeah, I think kind of like I think it's like
blue and white as well.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Betokon. Oh yeah, it's like, yeah, it looks like a
damn Pokemon with a button mouth, headphones, and it looks
like it's wired on cocaine.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, Like Hello Kitty, if like Hello Kitty's like.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Hello Kitty's cold out cousin with a blue hat on, like.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Meth head cousin from Hello Kitty to like Hello Kitty.
Gave a lot of money too, because you know she
came up pretty well, right, She's like he worked hard,
she made a lot of money. But now, like what's
his name, Pokachuko, whatever his name is, Pichokon. Obviously he
is just yeah, he's that's Hello Kitty on drugs pretty much.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's like a Rick and Morty version of like a
cousin of Hello Kitty.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yes, if you told Ai, like, make a knockoff version
of Hello Kitty.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
But a dude. His name comes from the sound he makes.
It's a fucking Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's a Pikachu. Yeah, just make a Pikachu. That's way cooler.
Make a blue pece get chew done. Jesus fucking like,
we could do the marketing for this company.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
And we think, like the so many of those that
asked those games for little.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Kids think they're gonna win at the at the Dyke
without a fucking train though they have until that trains. Yeah,
it's a curse.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
We need a Japanese player.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
They only go to the Dodgers.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I know.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
They got like just like, oh hey, this new Japanese
player is the best player in their league. He's coming
over there. I get it, I get I get where
he's going. Where do you think he's going, Dodgers?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Did you see the Dodgers raised stat that was floating
around The Dodgers now have more deferred money on their
roster this year then the Rays have spent in salary
in the last eleven years combined. Wow, it's the line
from uh from money. There's rich teams, so there's four teams,

(22:49):
and then there's a mileless ship, and then the YEP
and then there's Oakland. You know, if Oakland and the
Rays make it to the World Series, the entire World
Series will be played in minor league parks. I'm sure
that they would move it. Yeah, but like that's wild.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
That would be funny.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I kind of hope it happens now. Yeah, and I
don't because the A's a division, but but.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
They're also they're the same league, American League. They both couldn't.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
But also I think the Yankees should get like a
half a win for every Raised win because they're playing
at the Yankee spring training facility.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
So but spring training isn't even half a win.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
But pretty cool, Yeah, pretty cool meat, Like, pretty cool
move of the Yankees that their division foes do. That'd
be funny if like, every time the Yankees had to
be at Tampa were like, actually, no, so this is ours.
You have to play the parking lot, you play a
little league field. Now, that would be sick. We're going
to Port Saint Lucy if we want.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
To play all right.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
You funk out of Tampa. Okay, see the Yeah, that's
our baseball. We got sidetracked on baseball. But I'm glad
you had fun at the Dike. Dude, glad you had
fun at the Dike. What else I got? Oh, dude,
One pound fish guy? Tell me you guys. I made
you guys watch this. You guys love it as much
as I do. If you are listening to this, we're
watching this right now. Pause this podcast right now. Go

(24:12):
to YouTube or open up another YouTube window if you're
watching this, and then just type in one pound fish
guy and you will. You will see what I'm talking in.
But I'm talking about this dude. It a Pakistani guy.
His name is Mohammad hold On. I'm gonna give his
full name. His name is Mohammad Shahid Nazir. And I

(24:34):
didn't know, but he's also on the X Factor. I
found him this week because in my TikTok algorithm, this
guy is every second or third swipe. And I know
that I am contributing to that because every time I
see him, I watch it.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
And the first thing I saw was this guy.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
He's at like a food like a market place and
he's selling fish, and he goes, come, my ladies, come,
my ladies, want bowfish. Very very good, very very good,
very very cheap, oneofies. It's very very good, very very cheap.
Wan bowfish. Come on, let it come on, Let it on. Powfish.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
So he was on X Factor. I guess it would
like a singer that like the company hired her. I
thought he was like the owner that was just like,
I don't know, singing in front of his fish booth.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Do not know that. I just googled one pound fish man.
The Wikipedia article says that he was found internet fame
with his viral video one Pound Fish. His subsequent appearance
on The X Factor led to a record deal with
Warner Music.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Hell yeah, so he went on. He went on afterwards.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, good, good for him, man. But one pound fish guy,
look him up. Would love to have him on the pod.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I didn't say, by the way, he's for people that
are thinking the fish isn't one pound? The fish cost
one pound.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, it's one it's a dollar. One pound fish.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, a whole fish for a dollar.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I did not put that together. I put together that
he was like one pound fish. It's very very cheap,
one pounded fish, very very cheap. It's very very good fish.
Come on, ladies, come on, ladies. One pound fish.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I mean, I'm in the video for it. It has
like a pound symbol, like the dollar, the English.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Dollar that's not oh okay, like not the hashtag.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
And maybe they use the English dollar down there.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
I don't know, don't. I don't know money. I used
American dollars.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Because either way, one guys are a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, super phone, So he's pretty viral right now.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know. I asked on Twitter, and not everybody
seemed like they knew who he was. So maybe it's
just the thing I did. But we looked at it.
We had like, how many million views did it have?
On the one pound fish? So you watched the coume
on lady, come on, lady, what powfish? And then TikTok
and the internet did it's thing, and there's a billion
remixes of it, and every time I see one, I'm like, well,

(26:44):
I want to write the dubstep version of it. Oh,
another dub step one just dropped. Oh oh, look at this.
It's just the fish from SpongeBob with just its mouth
moves like the Canadian person on South Park, just saying.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Come on, lady, come on lady, what hoowfish?

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Big mouth billy bass. But it's singing one pound fish.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Honestly, I need a big mouth billy bass that does that.
Somebody needs to make that video.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Now, They've got to make like a Bluetooth one that
you can load your own songs into.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, make your own bill look that up. Somebody looked
that up. Make your own big mouth billy bass. That'd
be great. But shout out to this guy. And I
just need you guys and galas to go take a
second look at this. Look at some of the remixes,
so your algorithm gets it too, because this song of
the year. I'm i'm an nominated for Song of the Year.
The Gravies already One pound Fish song early Leader, Early

(27:32):
leader right now. I mean it's just January, but fuck
this rocks. This rocks. Singer songwriter fishmonger is his occupage
occupation fishmonger.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh yeah, so he sells it, so it is his
That's what a fishmonger is. They selfish.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Ah, sounds cooler than like a fish salesman.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, I don't know how the manger thing. It's from
olden days.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, it works, and this guy's obviously very good at it.
He's got a jingle and everything.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I don't work at Toyota. I'm a carmonger.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Can you imagine being also in that, like that fish marketplace,
and being like, all right, pat, time to start up
our new business for selling fish at the market. And
then you're like, all right, cool, I got a fish out.
Let's let's put him on ice. Let's do what if
we tossed him back and forth that they do in
the seattle, that'll get people to buy it.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
And then fucking Muhammad.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Just walks out there and he's like, got my lady,
come laddie, what bumfish?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
We're like, fuck, why the fuck did we said you
could sing?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
God damn it, how are you gonna beat that?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Fucking ladies are there? My dancing.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
My pitch would be all sell you fish, and I
won't sing to you. No, I would just sell to
people like me.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I would want you to sing to me. Ve good, Veda,
Veda cheap want bounce.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
We have shorter lines and you don't have to listen
to someone singing, come buy our fish.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
No, I want to listen to him singing. This is
a good thing.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
I know.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
But this is a good thing.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
That's why you would be in his line. All the
other guys like me, Yeah, in my line.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
This guy's a white whale. We gotta get him on
the pod. We gotta get him on the pod. I
don't know what else we talk about. Just we could
talk about fish. I just talk fishing with this guy.
You know me, I'm a fish guy. I'm a fishing
less than a month ago. Totally big fish guy.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
You're a big outdoors guy.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Bit huge outdoors guy. I camped twice this year, last
in the in the last camped in the last like
three hundred and sixty five days. Camped twice. Basically bar grills,
but shout out one pound fish guy Muhammed big fans here.
I'm past the gravy.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
He's a talent fishly gravy gang.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
If I was Simon Cowell, I would sit into Hollywood.
I think he's on X Factor, right, is any on
Expector now?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
I don't even know if that's the real Simon coll anymore.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
He's Gory Underwood on American Idol.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Now. I don't know, dude, I don't I never I
only ever watched it the first three seasons of American Idol,
and it was just to watch the early rounds. Once
people were good, I would stop watching every year. I
was like, I just want to watch the horrible people
get their dreams shot down by Simon and Randy and
then Paula drunkenly try and explain why they're good but
not good enough.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Doesn't look like Simon cow Is.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
That Simon Cowell doesn't look like Simon cow anymore. He
had way too much bad plastic surgery on his face,
which is the worst place to have bad plastic surgery.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, I would say it's up there.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Like a bad bbl Okay, you can cover it most
of the time in a baggy pan your face. COVID's over.
You can't cover that all the time.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Now, it's true, it's true, But yeah, what you got
for PREKM segment?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I had the Uh, it's just so I saw this
online and I'm just wearing can shame please make a
comeback in our society?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Because there's a Detroit female rapper who is now suing
Lyft because she ordered a ride and the guy showed
up and took a look at her and goes, I
can't you can't have this ride because you can't fit
in my car. For reference, she's four hundred and eighty
nine pounds. She is massive. Think about if you saw me,

(31:06):
made me sixty percent fatter and made me five foot two.
That's why the guy, I mean, she probably could have
fit in the car. But the guy even said, like
she started filming him because she was getting all mad.
She got out of breath while filming him. By the way,
that's one that probably fixed your life a little bit.

(31:26):
But the guy even at one point says, I've got
weak tires. He was word she was gonna break his car.
I'm sorry, you're looking at a picture over now.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I am not looking at a picture.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I can't remember her name. It's something fucking stupid. I'm
it's like demurre demure de'mos. Just google demure demos.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
She came out with her name within the last six months.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I guess. Oh, she's a rapper. Okay, there's videos of
her sitting in like the back of an escalade rapper.
She's taking up the entire trunk space.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh, precious started.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Rapping, but she she filmed this put it online and
is now suing Lift for ten million dollars. Can you
just just have a little bit of shame and maybe
don't film someone being like you're so fat you can't
get in my car and put it online for sympathy.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That very gangster.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Maybe take it as a note for your life where
you're like, hmm, this guy doesn't think I can fit
in his car. Maybe I should mix in a salad
from time to time.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, just get on calling O lift.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
The guy, she was like, so what about my money?
He's like, I'm gonna cancel the ride.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You won't be charged seas just okay.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Sorry. Calling uber xcel and getting that one.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Uber XXL. Maybe maybe in Uber three XL call uber
trailer uber big and tall.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Guy just pulls up with a flatbed. All right, roll
on the back.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
But did she fit in the car?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I mean she probably could have.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
She didn't get in the car.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
No. The guy was like, just can't get in my car.
Like you can find the video. She's like just standing outside.
It's like, so what you're telling me is I can't
You don't think I can fit your car? I can
fit your car is like no, He's like, I got
bad tires.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's like when you not the same thing. But I've
hung out with the boys before, you know, and there's
four of you, there's only three seats. Like, it's cool.
I can lay in their laps. The driver can say, yeah,
that's cool, or no, guys, y'all can't fit in here.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I'm not going to do this.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
And I understand because her lawsuit is stating that being
fat as protected, like if you were black or Asian
or Muslim or whatever, it's not really the same thing.
Can't really control being black unless you're Rachel.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Dole is all Michael Jackson.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Well, he had a disease. Man, he couldn't control that. Yeah.
I think he also got skin whitening and stuffing like that,
but then he did some stuff, but he had a
bit of io or what probably the same way too. Yeah,
people have this big thing in Asia is skin whitening.
Robert Downey junior skin darkening. That's true, but either way
trumps being fat. You can just not be as fat.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Well, I mean, you can have a little bit, you
can have a thyroid condition.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
You could probably not the case here. It's pretty rare.
And even though you okay, they would say that twenty
years ago people it's a thyroid problem, and the person
that size would be like three hundred three twenty Like
my silo of fatter, A little bit fat. Four hundred
and eighty nine pounds is not a thyroid condition, I
do always that's because you're eating ninety seven Chick fil

(34:22):
A sandwiches at a time.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
When Pat jokes about being a fat fuck, I laughed
because I feel like I can laugh because I don't
think Pat is a real fat fuck.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
I think Pat likes to portray the fat fuck image.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I mean, I am but fat fuck.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
But what is not a fat fuck move that I
will always respect Pat? Four was Pat had to go
to a wedding years ago and you got on key
too because you're like, I'm not gonna buy a seat extender.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I'm not gonna have to buy two seats. I'm not
gonna be that guy.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, And I was like, that is not a fat
fuck move, because if you were a fat fuck, I
don't give a shit.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I have discipline to not spill into two playing seats.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
No, but yeah, you were just like I'm gonna lose it,
and you look you got you lost a lot of weight, dude.
You looked really good. I mean, you've kept a lot
of it off.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I put a lot of it back.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You've kept it like you.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
I'm not as big kept a lot. But the thing
I would say is when you walk, if there's no
steps taken, if you're literally just waddling from side to side,
you are entirely too And that's how she walks. You
can look at videos of it. It's it's literally like
there's no knee bend. It's just shifting your weight from
one leg to the next as you move forward. That's

(35:22):
literally waddling. You're not walking. That's too big. And I
think at that point you're allowed to not let someone
in your car.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I mean, I think the lift thing says like they
have the right to refuse service to anybody.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Oh Lyft already apologized, but she's a lift anyway. I'm
sure they fired the driver. But like I'm pretty sure
Lyft is gonna win this case. I don't think she's
winning ten million dollars because the guy was like, I'm
worried about my property that you might break it if
you get in.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
There's a difference in like not being wheelchair accessible and
not being like big person accessible. If you didn't order,
like a special uber or whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
There's a big person, and then there's I don't know
whatever this is, like you Gabriel Glacias. Yeah, my buddy
was like, I don't even know, Well you call someone
that big, and I was like, you call him damn, Yeah,
that's that's his little bit, that's the biggest one is damn.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
But I think it was my six hundred pound life.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
My my wife watched the hell out of that, and
then when we moved in together, I was kind of like,
this show is gross. And then I couldn't stop watching
it either because you're just like, wait, you haven't showered
or taken a bath in like two weeks, because it's
that much of an effort to get up to get
to the bathroom to sit down. I think that I

(36:33):
don't know. I don't want no answers to that stuff.
I don't want no answers to that. And then as
it I don't know if it's my six hundred or
maybe it's six hundred pounds sisters or whatever. And then
there's the other one where the doctor's in Houston. Because
I remember when my mother in law would come visit us,
we would always take her to the doctor's office like
outside of it, and she would take a picture and
it was like she never went in. She's like, that's

(36:54):
what the doctor's always like, Like he's like some like
Eastern block dude. He's like, yes, you need to lose
this much weight, and like they would go and that guy, yeah,
anything you are. You are not following your exercise routine.
And he'd be like, all right, you need to do
this many steps every day. And then I need you
to eat salads, no more fast food. And then they'd
be like, all right, honey, take me to get what

(37:16):
a burger? And then like hurt, Like the enabling husband
would just be like all right, sweetheart, but the doctor
said take made I get water barger and.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
She'd get all cranky.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
And my daughter does that shit when she's hungry. And
it was like this like.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Starts early with women. Man, you gott keep them federal.
They get angry.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Well, I don't think it's with all women, and I
think it's with babies especially, but like this grown ass
woman was just like a right, higher, you're tired and
starve for me, It's like no, the doctor literally told
you if you wanted to live, and you wanted to
get this this surgery done to help you lose weight,
that you need to lose this many pounds, so he'll
think you for real and then like they always come
back they didn't do it, or one of them will

(37:52):
do it, and then the other one doesn't do it,
and then he just scolds me. He's like you are
going to die. I will not work on you. And
then like they lose their shit, like he's being unready,
and well because they didn't do this. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I don't I got addicted to that stuff. It's trash TV.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
But I just the best was just from all this,
as you can't.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Do the doors and stuff without having to like be sideways.
I'm not saying there's not problems that people have, and
I definitely think that that contributes to some of it.
But a lot of times, like.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
But if you're that big, it's your problem.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
If you're getting to the point where you're like, fuck, dude,
barely you got out of that door. I should run.
Maybe I should eat a salad, Maybe I should Uh,
I'm gonna go to the steam room and maybe see
if I can take off a few pounds that way.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
But as with everything, you put this shit on the
internet and the Internet will take care of it. The
memes were phenomenal on Twitter. I saw one today where
it just said someone comment and goes bring the car
in the courtroom. If she don't fit, you must have quit.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
That would be funny.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
There should just go on Twitter and type in her
name and it's just meme after meme after me. It's
fucking great. One of them is like a Safari where
an elephant sits on a car. They're horribly mean, but
you know what I mean. You need that bringing back
Shane all right? And then uh, I had this other
thought today too because I was getting in my car.
It's been raining in the last couple of days. Hm,

(39:11):
how come when it rain's doesn't wash my car, my
car just gets dirtier? Like, I get it. I should
be an adult and wash my car from time, right,
But if it's a torrential downpourn the next day I
go out and it looks like there's visible dirt on
my roof, that doesn't make sense. If it was on
my hood a little bit, I could maybe see it
washed off the roof and then get stuck on the hood. Okay, whatever,
I still feel like the water should wash it off.

(39:32):
What the fuck? What is rain? Is rain? Not water?
Rain is water, And when you shoot rain out of
a or water out of a hose, it will like
knock dirt off right it's falling.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
It is rain coming out of a hose from a.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Thousands of feet in the air, falling down. It doesn't
have enough force to just knock the dirt off my car.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I would argue that's more force if it's come from
the sky, like it's got a room to fall.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
But I have no science friends and I don't to
google it.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And I'm not gonna do any research on this.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
It just it doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah,
maybe next time it's gonna rain, if I just throw
a bunch of soap on top of my car, is
it Is it missing the soap? Is that the problem?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Is it missing the like scrubbing, like you know when
you go through the.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I feel like lots of little things pelting. It would
be a natural stay.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Maybe you need to keep a sponge in your car
and the next time it rains, just like hold the
sponge out as you drive it and then just try
and get at the top and see if that fixes it.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I'm gonna get rained on. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You're right, We're like a pun show. Like my take
an umbrella and at lights just get out and kind
of rub down the side and then like check.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
This out my ruana that I wore last week for
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
We got a lot of comments, got a lot of
comments on sexy. Everybody commenting on it.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, I don't know it just I thought about it,
and I got angry as I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I think what it is is that when you go
through a car wash, they have the brush thing that
just spins and that cleans the side of it. And
I think that like if you had the rain and
then you went through the brush thing that cleans it.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Is there something about car pay that just like grips dirt, it.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Just hangs on to it, but you have to like
wipe it off. If it's not wiped off, I feel
like that's why it's not washed.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Maybe if I waxed my car, then the dirt would it's.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Stick protective wax? Is that why put wax cars?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I mean, I'm not gonna do it right. I'm not
a car guy. I'm not gonna spend time with my car.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I put vaciline on my car to make it go faster,
kind of like boxers, you know, like that way if
you punch it slides off. So somebody throws stuff in
at my car.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Just a lot of that. Is that your excuse? So
when somebody comes over, you're like, oh, no, I don't
use this vacline. It's for my car.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
It's for speed, baby, for speed.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah I bet it is.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, exactly what I said speed.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
I just I want rain to rain wash my car.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Rain should wash your car. That's bullshit.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I don't understand the science of how it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
It's absolutely bullshit that rain doesn't wash it.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Somebody comment and like tweet at me, explain it to
me because I'm not gonna google it. I'm sure I
could figure out four seconds. Not gonna do it. I
want someone to explain to me why this doesn't happen.
I need a science person. Maybe you're gonna ask my
friend Bryce. He's a scientist, is he? Yeah, he's got
like I watched the Level Masters. I think you're just
automatically a scientist. And he's got getting his PhD. Should

(42:17):
I think makes him a doctor, which is yours doctors? Doctor?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
You're a doctor, you're a scientist.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I mean, if he's got like a master's in science,
I think you're a scientist.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I think that's what he's got, his master's, not his PhD.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Masters is Actually I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
We only talk about thematic.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Word now, I don't care. I'll be problematic.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
He's got his primaries.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
What are we gonna change the name of the golf tournament?
Can't call it the Masters anymore? Yeah? No, absolutely, you're
gonna tell people in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, I've been I've been looking at houses and it's
funny depending on who you use to like show you
the house, because I still say master and half to
say primary. But like, I think it would be funny
to say I got my primaries degree at like Sammywston.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Who the fuck doesn't say master bedroom? It's the master bedroom. Now,
I understand.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Do you not think about it? A change to make though?

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I know when you think about it, that's if you
put two seconds of thought into it, which I never
had before. Makes sense where that term comes from. You
might not want to use it anymore. But like it's
just a fucking term. It doesn't mean that anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, But we're also white saying that, So we don't feel.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I've heard black people say master bedroom. Yeah, I feel
like it's not it's not. Do you have to race
that an offensive term for it to be an offensive.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Other races can also say words that we can't say too.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
So I find that offensive.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I'm okay with them being able to say words like that.
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Sell I don't know it's it's fucking master bedroom.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah No, I mean it's one of those things where like,
I don't think it's that big a deal, but if
it makes a big deal to somebody, then I don't
want to. Like, I don't want to be the guy
that's like, why did you say master bedroom instead of
primary I'll just beg, yeah, it's primary.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I had never heard the term primary bedroom before you
just said it. By the way, granted I've.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Never got We're like it's like two and two or
maybe three and two.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
For people's listen, that's a twenty twenty four change. We're
in twenty twenty five now, we don't got to do
that anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Say the main bedroom or the big bedroom.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
First, they got rid of owners in the NBA. Next
are getting rid of bathroom or bedrooms. What's next.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Golf tournaments?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
That one will never be changed. You're never gonna change
the masters. Yeah, I feel like Tiger would have to
say and Tiger will never say it.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Probably not, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
But if it's a big deal somebody, I'm not gonna
be the guy that's like, fuck you, I'm alcnna say you.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I keep watching that Tiger Golf League. By the way,
I'm eventually I gonna figure out how to bet on it.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Do not understand it when I watch it. It's fun though,
It's just like watching your bros and a simulated.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
But that's thing. You don't have to wait twenty minutes
between golf shots. It's fast, they're playing around, they're having fun,
they're messing with each other. I'm gonna figure out some
get So here's what I've gotten so far. Bet against
New York. They're rowing two very small sample size, but
that's what I've gotten so far.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
In both games they've lost.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Ricky Fowler is not good at the turn at the
simulator league. So next next time when they play, I'll
text you, bake, dude, bet against them.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
That's the best like thing to be bad at. Be like, yeah,
I play real golf. This is similar.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's not even that bad. It just they're not winning.
Like the holes that they lose, they lose back one stroke.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I don't know. I watch other stuff instead of that
Burden Through Dexter new Blood. Okay, like I don't got time.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I still never I gotta watch that. I don't know
what I'm about. I'm about to finish Scrubbs. I've got
the two part finale left, that's it, and then the
Bad next season. I don't know what to watch next.
I've got too many things that are on the list
that I can't decide on any of them, and I'm
gonna end up watching like fucking New Girl again.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
You're gonna go with the safe one?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, it's the Detroiters, and I think you should leave
with me is like the safe show.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
But I've been watching Bookie.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Or I might watch all of Star Wars New Dexter.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Oh yeah, like movies are hard because then like you no.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I mean all of Star Wars, all of it, like
chronological order skipping obviously, uh whatever, that show was not
gonna watch that one.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Did you ever watch it?

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Invincible?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
No? But I've heard, Oh, maybe I should watch Invincible
watch because that's fairly new enough. It's only got a
couple of seasons. Right, Yeah, it's like a cartoon. It's superheroes,
but they're I guess it's almost kind of like The Boys.
They're dicks, but it's animated. Omni Man is like they're Superman,
very powerful.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
So they can do more stuff because they're animated.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah. Bill Birr wanted to do a sitcom show and
they they were like, you can't say that in the
Sick Cooming. He's like, what if it was a cartoon
that you can say that, And he's like, cool, f
s R Family is a cartoon.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Then South Park has proven you can do whatever the
fuck you want if it's animated.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Yeah, if it's not a real person, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
It gonna make you eat your own parents.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yeah, they can.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I can have a forty foot set to shoot out
of my asshole. It's animated.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's okay, this happens.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It happens to eight year olds all the time in animation.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Right, pretty much? All right, let's let's move on to
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Speaker 5 (48:35):
All right, first comeback kid.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Is the doomsday clock.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Come scared.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
The Doomsday clock is back boys. And so what the
doomsday clock does, if you are unfamiliar, is it counts
down to threat level midnight, which is when the world ends.
We'll get to threat level midnight. It's over. And we
are now eighty nine seconds from threat level midnight and
the world ending. Now, Robert, it need you to do

(49:04):
me a favorite, real fast. I need you just start
a timer on your phone for eighty nine seconds, real fast.
Because these people's job is to the people that are
in charge of the doomsday fucking clock. Don't understand what
time is, because if you understood time, eighty nine seconds
is faster because it went down from ninety seconds. It's

(49:26):
been ninety seconds a billion times since then, so many times.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
So many times. World's still going on.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
The more I learned about this too, the it's like
run by a group of scientists and former world leaders
called the Elders. I'm like, this is some Illuminati bullshit.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
This is like like fallout or every time, like there's
an end of the World movie or show the bad
guys are the elders.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
And wasn't like the main reason they did it is
because we're pulling out of They know.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I don't some fucking care and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
It was something to do with like maybe it was
like the Paris Accords or something that we're affirming the
we're staying out of it. And they were like, well,
if the US pulls out, what's gonna stop other countries? Well,
first of all, we're already the best country in the
world at this shit. We already police ourselves well. And
if we pull out and we're one of the leaders
of the best at it, why would the other countries

(50:16):
that already don't do this shit go well, we're gonna
pull out too. You're already not fucking doing it. Indian
Pakistan they pollute the shit out of the globe. You
think now that we're out of it, they're gonna go, well,
we're out too. You're already fucking out. You were never in.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, Pakistan is like they're swimming in one pound fish
right now.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
So much fish, that's what they care about. They have
so much one pound fish that they're actually like polluting
with the fish. They just throw the fish everywhere.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, that's all. It is, just just fish. Most of
their pollution is actually fish all IU PEP. Don't know that.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Do you feel any more doomed today? Oh shit, we're dead?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Fuck? Wait nothing, we made it? We survived? Fuck yet,
did we made it? We made it past the apocalypse?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Didn't? They say it started in like nineteen forty something. Yeah,
it's been started it at seven minutes to midnight. Why
the fuck would you start at seven minutes to midnight?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Idiots? They're idiots. They don't know what time is, dude,
They do not know what time is. They obviously are
dealing with a broken clock that like like sort of
just like remember that elementary school clock you'd have where
you'd like teach kids to learn time and stuff. You
can move it yourself, Like somebody's like, oh fuck, I
dropped it and it moved one second closer. Ah, it's
like it's not at working clock, dude, who told you
this was the clock?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
And it's just some fucking old guy that that's just
lost it.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
And he's like, nope, it's not even moved yet, Like,
how are we it's been eighty nine seconds? Can we
add a store. We have some new stuff coming up
in the merch store. We'll get to in a little bit.
But can you add a shirt, Robert, and can you
make it like a one week only sale for this
shirt that just says I survived the apocalypse on past
the Gaby podcast. Just make it say just that and

(51:52):
then puts ones of them. Yeah, so so one. Just
put it up, take down after week, probably won't sell
it's on.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
But maybe we should only put it up for eighty
nine seconds.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Eighty nine minutes. It's only up for eight es eighty
nine seconds, like.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
God damn it, it's no I bought it.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It's the definition of a flash sale.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
The world will end when this sale goes away, all right,
According to these fucking nerds, the world is going to
in But yeah, you can't have a doomsday clock. That
eighty nine seconds to threat level midnight is what you
said it at And then it's been eighty nine seconds
now a billion times. Like your clock's broken, bro, your
clock's broken. Figure it the fuck out, you fucking nerds. Okay, Yeah,

(52:36):
that's all I gotta said.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
I'm not listening to anything from a group that calls
themselves the Elders Yeah, you just you're like a James
Bond villain group at that point.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
You just sound like you're trying to scare me, and
I'm not letting you win this.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
One, especially when the Elders is made up of leaders
from other countries. I don't give a fuck what other
countries have to Yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Only country I care about is the US of A,
Canada and Greenland because that's basically gonna be the US
of A before we know it.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, and only Canada because I guess some NHL.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Teams only can't only specifically like out ordered out Ontario.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Quebec and go fuck themselves win a PEG. Fucking q Beec.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Quebec, you get the fuck right out of here. Montreal,
fuck you, Fuck you, Lesli and compadant Mexico.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Mexico. We care about that when NFL games down there
from time.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Occasionally Brazil, Yeah one, they're tired too.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I didn't like your field though, so you know what.
Never mind, Brazil is back.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Out and the Eagles played on it, so fuck that
true fucked them all right? Cool, Doomsday clock is back dude,
we just survived an apocalypse on this podcast. What podcast
do you know that survived the apocalypse only this one.
This is it, This is it? What would you do?
Joe Rogan made two hundred billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
While we have this conversation.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Probably we showed him probably ate it elk steak. Yeah,
probably you can probably do that in eighty nine seconds.
Probably could, probably could. All right. Next up is cake.
Cake is back. My wife's birthday is tomorrow, so it's
been like bir she doesn't do birthday week, but I

(54:16):
was like, here, I'll do all the dinners, all this stuff.
I've been trying to make it a fun week. But
people keep giving her cakes and that just means I
get the cake too. So cake is back, baby, like
having three cakes in the house, Like, oh if I
want the chocolate cake, do I want the cookie cake?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Or do I want this Sam's Club Vanilla one. I'm
gonna go Sam's Club Vanilla.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Cause it's got the little confetti cake stuff in it.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
I love that for you.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
It's been a week. It's been a great week.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Dude, So what cake are you getting her tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I haven't decided jet because she's got to go to
work tomorrow and I'm gonna wait and be like, didn't
get your cake?

Speaker 5 (54:52):
And she's gonna send me picture of the cake and
then not to get that kind of cake.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Oh, you can do a fire You're just gonna be like,
I got you a cake and you send her a
picture of you with like frosting your nipples.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
You can do that one, maybe on my ass. I'll
be all kicked up.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Then you gotta put frosting on your ass.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, I've done glitter on my ass before we had
to move.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Really, you literally you would have cake farts.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna're not gonna do cake farts, not even
cake farts.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Get her like a cookie cake, just something to change
it upky cake.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
But we are having a cookie cake.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Ah ship ice cream cake, creek cake is.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
We're pretty close to finishing the cook cake, so I
can probably run cookie cake back.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Get her like a like a really nice cupcake, a
personal bunch of cupcakes. I know, I've been eating all
your cakes all week. This one is just for you.
You'll get to eat something.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
And they'll still get to have Yeah, that's the beauty
of it. And I mean, I'm that's what cake is like.
Hey share the cake, share the cake. I'm not gonna
eat the last slice or anything like that, but just
having multiple cakes, being like which cake do I want to?
Let me take a slice of this one? You know
what I'm gonna take take a slice of both. Okay,
why not? Why not? We got you gotta eat this.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Don't we just smear cake on your face? Make on
the cake, boss?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, should do that, So shout out the cake. It's
back and it's been a fun week. It's been a
fun week eating cake.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Yeah, dude. I mean I didn't not think that people
loved my wife or anything like that, but it was
just like, oh, like, she went and saw our parents
this weekend and they gave her a cake, and then
somebody from work got her a cake also, and then
she got a cake from someone else yesterday. I was like, Fuck,
this is this is all? This is all turning up
roses for me. You're not gonna be able to eat
all this. You don't need help with this. Guess what

(56:30):
I happen to like cake? Do you think you would
get as much cake?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
I don't care. I don't really care.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
In February right next month.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
That is the problem though, sometimes because like and not.
I'm not saying like, don't ever like celebrate a birthday.
Don't worry about my birthday. Doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Nobody needs to know.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
But when when people like do get you cakes, it's like,
I'm not gonna not take the cake. It feels rude
to like not take a cake. But then you feel
bad when you haven't eaten it. And we said last year,
the cake doesn't go bad.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
You just gets a little stale.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
It's you just gotta work a little hard to ta
keep it with milk, pillow water in the microwave when
you heat that bad boy up, and you know milk
you can do water in that.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Kind of yeah, but the water will water down the
flavor of it.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Milk, yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Just milk up the flake.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
You just keep it in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Water down or milk up, which you want to choose.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
When you get loaded up with like three four cakes,
sometimes you're like, that's a lot of cake. Then you
just gotta you got to look back and realize there's
weeks like this where maybe a team you don't like
very much is in.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
The Super Bowl and you got three cakes.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
You can.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
There's there's positives. Do you have a favorite cake either?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Cookie cakes?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Probably my good That's what I used to always get
for my birthday parties because like love cake.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm not trying to say cookie cake is the best cake,
but cookie cake is, like it is the best cake.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I love cookie cake. I mean like there's not a
bad Every carrot cake is just like generic cakes, like
ice cream cake is great. German chocolate cake is phenomenal.
If you like coconut, which I do.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
It's hard, like fruitcake not great, but it's like hard
to go wrong with cake.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
You really got to try to fuck up a cake.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Best one I ever had. We made a lemon blueberry
cake for work, and it was the greatest dessert I've
ever had in my life. But we're never making buberry
what it's like, a blueberry lemon cake. It was the
best thing I've ever had in my life. But the
owner already said we're not making anymore because like use
so many blueberries and it's such an expensive fucking cake.
To make it so stupid, it doesn't make any sense

(58:22):
because then you're like, you don't want to have a
twenty two dollars dessert on there, but you're like, we
did it, but you just don't really make much profit
off it.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
You get tray laches cakes. Those are good.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I'm telling you, dude, like ice cream cake is pretty.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Goadd ice cream cake. You can't go I mean, it's
hard to go wrong with any kind of cake.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Do you have a favorite cake? Robert?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, Robert, what you got?

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I think?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I don't like cakes.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
I don't really like cake.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
He doesn't like pie. He doesn't like cake. Oh, if
I had to say, I would probably say like.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Marble marble cake good, marble cakes good. Yeah, which is
just like saying you had chocolate and vanilla.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Yeah. Here's one that it's not really cake. But it
isn't the name cheesecake. I fucking love cheese.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
It is cake. It cants his cake.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
I saw a video where somebody baked an apple pie
and then put the apple pie in a mold and
just covered it up with cheesecake filling and then baked that,
so it was an apple pie inside of a cheesecake.
I almost had an orgasm just watching that video.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Worst cake, You're no cake?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, you're right, anything about that see here.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
But it did give us the fresh cakes line from
Ted two Fresh.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Cakes, right, which is a very specific difference.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
And have you tried it? You don't know it could
be tasty. No, it's the worst.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I don't think it's gonna be tasty.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Did Robert try it when he was a kid. Did
he think there was cakes in the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
They gave you free gum.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I don't know. I'm not gonna say it's the worst,
because without those, the bathroom would just wreak a piss.
You need urinal cakes. It's an important thing. Also, remember
and I love you man when he was like, you
ever piste on my face? Yeah, you have friends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
He's the realtor.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
But yeah, which is, by the way, is great Mark.
If I was a realder, I totally would have done
that after that movie, Just give out fucking urinal cakes
around them, like, hey, you've been pissing on my face,
buy a house from me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I really like to tag team the Friagno deal.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Peter Claven love that movie. License to sell worst cakes?
Probably fruitcake?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah, besides, you're an o cake. I would say you're
no cakes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
I love carrot cake. I know people have strong feelings
about that. It's whipped great cream.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Fine, it's just not the best cake. When people say
it's the best cake.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
It's up there for me, you're wrong. It's up there
for it's not the best. It's not the best love
cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
That's where I get like, you can like carrot cake,
but just don't say it's the best.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Trusted leches. You don't like tress letch.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
I don't know. But like I said, I don't really
like cake. I'm not much of a sweet skuy, so
I don't like yeah cake pie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Nice. Robert has a birthday potato birth tip of tay,
a birthday meat loaf. I want to be mad at that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Yeah, pretty good sometimes, all right? Which you got for
comeback kid?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
I had two one after. You know, I made fun
of Fatty's earlier, but then we went into that. So
fast food is back. I did see that this week.
I was just scrolling through the internet this morning this week.
If you go on like the app or something like that,
Burger King can get a dollar cheeseburger.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
But that had to download an app.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
It's I think it's actually got to be like a
BK rewards member or something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Either way, Robert, I feel like you have fast food apps.
You have Chick fil A.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
I know that I do have Chick fil A.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Yes, you have the Whataburger app?

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
But even if, even if you're not big on that,
Wendy's is teaming with Girl Scouts. They got a thin
mint Frosty that's out right now for a limited time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
They're getting Wendy's money too. They're like, hey, we didn't
sell as much, we had a down year Girl Scouts.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
No, you never. I don't give a shit. I want
to think, I want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I can't wait till el can get into Girl Scouts
and I can sell drugs and be a money launder. Dude,
when a launder is so much fucking money with that
cut season, right, Yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
You should do when she gets into it, buy like
an extra ten boxes so when they're sold out, or
buy like an extra fifty boxes when they're sold out.
Then you sell those for double when and wheneveryone else
is still jones in for girls you can't find any,
you're still the hookup.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
I haven't seen any around.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I've seen I've seen some, not as many as you
would think. It's not like Prime Girls got Cookie season,
but I've definitely seen some of them out there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
The only time I ever see them anyway is when
like grocery store, I'm at work and we're like, we're
out of milk and I have to run over to
Roger and buy milk and they'll be outside. Yeah, that's
the only time I run into I don't go to
the grocery store like very often at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
You know what I tell you, what my move is is,
I will say no if you've got the parents with you.
But if it's just like the three girls sitting there
working by themselves with moms probably watching from Afar or whatever,
I'm like, yeah, right, Like I'm not gonna let you
out to dry Like, I get that that sucks. Here's
here's twenty bucks. But like, if you got your parents
with you, sometimes, yes, I'll still buy it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
But that's when I might. I don't have a problem
saying now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
I try not to buy them unless I have cash
in my pocket. And the problem is, I think I
have fifty dollars in my wallet right now. So if
I run past some Girl Scouts, I'm gonna drop fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
That's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
I just looked it up for I guess my local
council starts in ten days.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Okay, it's not every so get ready. I definitely know
people that have bought Girl Scout cookies, and I saw
one at the grocery store the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Maybe go for some extra walks this week, knowing that
Girl Scout season is coming. Yeah, I'm gonna pre work
off these tanokies.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Let's good call.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I'm gonna buy so many thin mints.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
I want to just want let's make a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
If write a movie about just a drug dealer that like, oh, sweetheart,
you wanted to win the Girl Scouts most sold cookies thing.
Guess who just bought a million boxes? Drug money by
a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Yeah, they probably fund half Girl Scouts.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Dudes that are just like selling weed in the neighborhood
and shit, and the little Girl Scout trip comes by,
like I got cash.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
But that's why, Like when they're like Girl Scouts lost
money on the cookies, that is impossible. You get you
charge like twenty dollars for boxes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
They don't. I think there's last year it went up
to six dollars a box, and that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Is economy charged more. All right, they're charging all this
money and like what you got buy a vest? You
gotta go on a little retreat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Isn't it like a can it be qualified as like
a charity thing? How are you losing money on charity?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Because it's the longer and they're skimming off the top.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Bro, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Skimming off the top.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Dude, you all that Girl Scout government regulations getting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Think you think that's like a cheap Girl Scout gala
they got, They got the most nicest gala they could
throw out there, and they spend a billion dollars on it,
And I thought, that's your cookie payer dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I bet they're having a kick money back to the
elders of the Doomsday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Probably probably I heard it. I heard that Nancy Pelosi
was off set in a bunch of thin mats right
before Girl Scouts season.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
She probably shorted their stock.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Probably did so. It happened to the tic Tac toes,
whatever they are. I don't know. Let's do that next week,
made up Girl Scout cookie names. Oh, let's do that.
That'll be a bit we do next week.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
I like that. Maybe we'll have some Robert felines of
Girl Scout cookies. I'm writing that down, Skinny Peppermint, it
says gone next week. Well, we're not gonna do thin man.
That's gonna be the most obvious Girl Scout cookie. You
can have more fun with it. Yeah, tag alongs are
gonna be hard. Yeah, whatever we'll say next week, we'll

(01:05:29):
do that way. Yeah, fast food's back. Get yourself some
unhealthy fast food. Just don't eat so much that you
can't fit in a car. And the other one back, snakes.
Snakes are back. It is now the year of the Snake.
The lunar New Year has happened. We looked it up.
Not surprisingly, Alex is a snake. Alex Borning Year the

(01:05:49):
Snake ninegeen eighty nine. I'm a horse, you know that's
a That's how it was how I was on the mound, Dude,
I was a horse out there. Just let me out there.
I'll fucking throw thirty two winnings if you need me to,
I'll keep going. And the least surprising one out of
all of us, but the least surprising one, Robert is

(01:06:11):
a pig. What's the name for a pig?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I believe that's hog.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Hog. Robert was born in the Year of the Hog.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
The hog.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
It was meant to be.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
It makes sense, it is up to the name.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Doesn't make sense for me, though, Yeah, but Pat was
it really into it. The Chinese New Year stuff meant
and I was like, you know, you hate horoscopes, and
this is exactly what that pretty much is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Hate horoscopes, love Asian culture.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
What about Asian horoscopes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
That's check checkmate, big fan of the Chinese culture. Okay,
what are your thoughts on Japanese culture?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Little violent.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
China? Not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I mean there's good people on both sides.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Okay, what about Taiwan? What are your thoughts on Taiwan?

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Oh so you do call it Taiwan, it's not Chinese
tape a taype to you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Well, I don't know. You're using deep Seekers and whatever
the other one is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Uh open ai.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I don't care. I fucking hated that entire I didn't
even know he was talking about For two days. I
had no idea what they were saying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
My buddy said something about deep Seat in the group chat.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
I thought deep Seek was a guy for like a
whole day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
I thought it was a typo. I put a question
mark on there. I was like, what the hell is that?
And nobody ever clarified, and I was like, oh, I
guess everyone understood the typo but me didn't even hear
about deep Seek for like three months.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
It sounds like one of the Jonas brothers. Like wives.
Nick Jonas married Deep Seek. Oh Sick.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Deep Seek is the brother of the one pound Fish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Guy one Come on lady, Come on lady, it's Deep Sick.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
It was saying by Muhammad, but the music video was
directed by Deep Seek.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah, I don't know. For Monday and Tuesday, it was
like people trying to explain that. I was like, buddy,
I cannot tell you how little I give.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
A shit about it. Know your crowd and this is
not it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I was trying to. I had to. I've been having
to do the news in the morning show and so
like trying to like explain that I don't I don't
know what this is, but this is the number one story.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Everybody's talking about what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
And I was like, oh see, I don't fuck with
a I, but now the Chinese got Ai, so we're
kind of fucked. What could go wrong? What cou go wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
I did see someone use deep Seak and typed in
and like, hey, what was the event that was going
on where a guy was with the famous picture a
guy holding grocery bags and he's standing in front of
a tank. And they pressed search and like it started
to like flash about tenam and Square and immediately then
sucked away. It was like, we have no results off
of what you're giving us, Like, oh, the Chinese one
doesn't want to talk about TAM and Square, what a surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Interesting. Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I've also heard that some of the numbers that they're
probably putting out a bullshit because it's coming from China,
so they're probably lying about their capabilities.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Do you guys use chat TPT the AI?

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I don't even use the free one on fucking Twitter, dude.
I don't even fuck with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Rock, Yeah, I don't. They keep trying to get me
to him, like fuck you, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Keep for getting it's there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Everything that's like, would you like to do AI to
caption this this post for your podcast? I'm like, no,
I know what words are, Like do you guys realize?
And it's weird because have you seen people on like
Facebook and stuff. It'll be like great weekend with the
family and like they went to the lake or whatever
and it's the kids and the husband and wife and
it was like captioned by AI. I'm like, you had

(01:09:17):
to use AI to write went to the lake this weekend?
Like how lazy are you guys? And eventually like, if
you're not keeping yourself sharp, this shit's gonna get us.
We're gonna get terminated. God damn it. Guys like I
feel like every week, every day almost that I'm like, nope, nope,
don't do this. The only thing that I've seen cool

(01:09:38):
about AI really is that I saw somebody that had
just gassed up his chat GBT.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
He was like, it's my hype, man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I've just taught it that my name is Tommy and
that I'm the coolest guy on Earth. Or there's a
guy named Tommy and I and he's the coolest guy
on Earth. I just so happened to be Tommy, and
now he thinks that, like I am the coolest guy
on Earth. When I'm like, oh, yeah, it's me Tommy
talking to you, it's like, what's up, Tommy, it's just
gas them up. I'm like, yeah, well it knows that
you know you've got ubris and knows how to take
you down.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
You know, I don't use AI because I just went
into rock. You'll give me a picture of Deep Seek
punching open AI. Just four random pictures of people. There's
nothing to do with the problem that I gave it Okay,
I still can't do shit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Get it to post to do a picture of the
one pound fish guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
On the moon. So let's see if its one pound
fish guy on the moon. It's going to take a
couple of minutes for like a minute for a general
and I still have to type it in slow type.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
No, okay, new one, make it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
I'm too late. I'm going with this one. I'm just
typing it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
God damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
It doesn't really work that well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I mean the idea.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I think the last time I did it, I gave
like Marty McFly big boobs or state mobs were like
floating off the screen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
There's things that are funny about it where it's like
just getting it to like try and make pictures. But
then when you realize that now a graphic designer is
going to lose their job in ten years because you
taught a I had to do all that stuff, did
do it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
None of them are the one pound fish guy. It's
just a bunch of astronauts holding big fish on the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
It's kind of close. It's it just doesn't know who
the one pound fish guy is. All right, Maybe if
I had, like if my IP was from India or
Pa sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Pakistan, Pakistan?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Oh do that's violence? Flagged on YouTube. Put Saquon Barkley
on a stretcher in the Super Bowl. No reason, no reason,
Just let's see if that if it can get that.
But yeah, I don't know. I don't funk with this

(01:11:42):
a I share, guys, and I think it's a very
slippery slope. And I sound like an old man doing it.
But now like they know all of your ship, guys,
they know all your ship did it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Do it? He looks all sad.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Well, he's not a stretcher. We don't know why though.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Dude, one of these. It looks like he's wearing a
bear's uniform. It's like a Patriots uniform.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
That's great. Send me send me that top one, the
top left one. All right, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I'll have to do one later anyway. Lamar Jackson pooping
his pants.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I'm sure that was a really fun bit for everybody. Hey,
this is this is the part of the podcast for
the guys. Just tell each other to make stuff out
of AI, even though they just pitched about AI.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Okay, that is the one part of AI I do enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
That's kind of fine. But like a graphic design is
gonna lose their job in a decade because of us
teaching it shite.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
I don't think they will, because you it should be
for people like me. That's like, I want to see
Marty McFly with big natural jugs. I'm not I'm never
gonna pay someone to do that, but if I can
see it real quick, yeah, it don't make me laugh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, okay, that's fair. All right? What else we got?
Chinese New Year?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
That's it, Chinese New Year. Figure out what your thing is?

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Figure what's your thing is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
I'm a woodhorse.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
I've been saying for years. Figure what your thing is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Alex was an earth snake baby some thank it makes
too much sense, naked a little snake. It till you
make it. Yeah, you've never lied on a resume, no,
except for a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
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LED screen, lad screen. Yeah, we still have an LED screen.
I was like, fuck you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Guys, bat burns a hole in your side. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Can we have like a backpack, but on the backpack
can have jets on it. Can I like, you know,
like where we can fly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
He's like, no, we don't. That's not an option set
of shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Can we just start selling the ruanas that I was
wearing last week.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Can we do net shirts just that are made of net?

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I think it's called mesh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
No, this is net. It's cheaper. It's cheaper mesh the
mesh market point.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
We'll collab with Salt Life.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah, we'll definitely do that. Okay, So our first listener
viewers submitted not cool, but yeah, whoever comments, we get
to one hundred and fifty comments, if you leave all
one hundred and fifty, you're the winner. But I want
to see a comment off. I want to see a
comment off, and I will go back meticulously. I will
not go back. I'm not gonna lie to you. I
will make Robert go back and see who did that,

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and then I will venmo somebody for the shirt or
just mail it to you. We could just mail it
to you. That'd be easier either way. Just have a
comment off passed the greaty Pode cast on YouTube. Get
to one hundred fifty comments, who ever has the most.
But if we get to one hundred and fifty, like,
keep commenting. If we can get to I want to
see five hundred comments. I want to see hundreds of comments. Okay,
and we'll send you that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
One look up tell us what your lunar new your
animal is?

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Yeah, all right. Our first listener submitted not cool from
Todd Voss at as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV,
and Todd says, is not cool is a bean bag
chair exploding in his kids playroom.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Wait, that was the first one. I went to the
rest we came back. I felt like I was just weird.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
We were adding you got to listen back. We were
mores to add to the doomsday shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
We came up with the best shirt idea. It's a
little high tech, but we know you can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Yeah, you're a smart guy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
You're the smartest guy in this room. You're gonna be
able to figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
I left when you guys were starting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
We were waiting for you. We thought it'd be rude
to start without you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Okay, wow, you guys just pause. I feel like I'm
being prank Like you guys already did the listener.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
We've done all not cool and we just wanted to
do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
No, we're idiots, that's say nonsense.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
We actually did in Spanish the first time. Now this
is the English version Doomsday. If you could separate the
two so you can pick it they do it, Chow,
can you do it? Choose your own adventure version of
the podcast robbery? Is that possible? No, none of this
is possible.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Just kill wirch. Could you pluck a quiz, like a
pole question in the middle of this so they can
answer to that'd be fun and it'll open up to
Google Maps and it'll take you where the one pun
fish guy is. No, all right, Yeah, Todd's not cool?
Is that a bean bag chair splittered and his kids
play room and it was his kid's fault. You ever
been in a bean bag chair that had a hole

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on it? Yeah, as a kid, you'd go to your
friend's house they had one too, and you you get
your hand in there and you're like, I want to
fell a little beads.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
They're squishy, I get you appel.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
Jump on it and they shoot out the side and
your friends will go, yeah, there's a rip. Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
And That's exactly what I'm going to do all day now.
But yeah, that sucks. It's a bitch to clean up.
It's a bitch to clean up. So teas and peas
Todd and get a new bean bag though.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Yeah, that's awesome. We here here's a verbal bigger. Well,
here's an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I'd like to put a verbal trademark on ahead of
time bean bags that you can't rip nailed it, just
make it out of kevlar.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Yep, pretty much without a verbal trademark.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Bean Bag couch, yeah, perfect, Why don't Yeah, they should
make bean back bed.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Sorry I don't have a guest room, but I've got
a bean bag couch you can sleep on a big Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Bean bag kitchen table and chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I don't know about the kitchen table, but the chairs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Yes, you have to get like a piece of wood
to put down on top of the bean bag table.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Bean back kitchen table. I'm all all for that. Yeah,
be tight, sitting load of the ground. You're like, this
feels with every Japanese.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Go to the restaurant tomorrow and be like, I got
an idea. Bean bag chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
John. I know you guys are still designing the inside
of the new Oca.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Just to say it's classy velvet bean bag chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
What if outside around the fire pit at the new restaurant,
bean bag chair?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Hear me out? Bean bags were your thoughts? He's like, absolutely,
all right, here's another idea. Bean bags. If you're just
telling me the same thing you told me. Nope, it's
totally different. It's bean bags, but they're class.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
You got a patio, don't you. Well, I know you
might have games out there, but what if next to
the games you can play back up? But if you
like from your bean back chair.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Because like you got like you know, you're playing, you're
playing bags with the boys. You're gonna get a little tired.
You're gonna wanna what is that words sit? You don't
want to sit, but like you know, Chim said's chairs
aren't comfortable, Like what is something if a bean bag?
What about beanbag? We put bean bags out there. He's like,
pat are you just are you just trying to buy
bean bags?

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Robert? Can we add branded bean bag chairs at the store?

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
And you put yeah, can you hit bean bag chairs?
What if you put can you make a shirt that
is also a bean bag?

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
I don't think that was.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
Do you ever have a friend that had like the
really big bean bags so you could do like the
blob or one of you sits on one side of it,
the other one jumped on it and you pop up
in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
There used to be a store in the mall in
High school. That was just all it sold was giant
ass bean bags.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
They were holding onto the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
But that was like one of those like I don't
know how it had to be expensive to get one
bean bag, but like it was. That was the same
mall that I always said was just a mall for
a bunch of fronts because they were just there's like
drivers At in a Box was was a store in
the mall.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
They rented mall space. You didn't do drivers ad in
the store.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
You bought drivers at in a Box to go do
at home, but you had to go to the mall
to buy it in a store. And I was like,
how many drivers ad in the boxes are you selling?
How many calendars was the calendar store selling year round?

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
It's like forty nine years or a four year old virgin.
We sell things on eBay. You can't buy them in
the store, but you can go to eBay. We just
wanted the store front.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
You can read that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
We'll sell key word being front.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Right, which one is your mall?

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Katie Mills?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
When we were high school, it was k Mills.

Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
When you say mall, that's what you think of?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
No, well, now I don't know, I think gallery. I
guess I like Memorial City and Memorial City.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Yeah. When I say mall, I think of Memorial City.
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Mis We used to play hockey in that bad boy
put some serious hours on that ice.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Anyway, anyways, beanbags, So yeah, get on that if you
can make a beanbag shirt. Verbl Trademark again also came
up with that perfect. All right, we're really getting off
the rails here. Josh Trecoddle says he's at Joshua Tree
seven one to three. He says he's not cool this
week is that my job made us go to a

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fire safety thing on fire extinguishers, but wouldn't let me
start a fire so that people that have never used
one could learn and practice.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
I mean, hey, we'll tell you how it works. Can
we fire them off? No? Well, then how are they
gonna not gonna be equipped?

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
You think, like the army doesn't have some like live
ammunition drills every now and then?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
You think, when we add a menu item, do we
tell the servers here's the new menu, at them what's
in it? Don't worry about it, don't wry about it,
just let them order it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
But there's a fire, what do I do use the
fire extinguers.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I just read it. I just read a a diagram.
I don't understand this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Wait till somebody orders it and then be like, hold on,
let me go ask and then come find us and ask.
What's in it that looks really good for the business.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah that makes us seem like we know what we're
doing here. Yeah, it's bullshit, Josh, that is really not cool, bro.
I want to be mad at them not letting you
start the fire. If they would have let you at
least let you like use them. Yeah, like, let me
play with the fire extinguich. Sh have you got to
use fire fire stingish before?

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
No? Never, No, I don't set shit on fire. And
travel hockey, well if I did. When I was a kid,
we kept the fire small travel hockey we had.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
We would always, uh, there's a group of us that
would get in trouble for sure. A big thing we
would do is you always tried to tap the exit
sign and then eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Somebody smacks it too hard and knocks it off.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Where it hangs by the string. That's how you know
that if you you'd win, if you could get it
to not fall the way down and it just was
hanging by the string there, so you had to get
enough to like knock it, but not all the way.
That was like, that was like a whole one. But
his poor parents twice they weren't with me those weeks
or so. The weekends of this two occurrences where when
you get the office chair the rollie chair in your

(01:27:11):
room and you get the fire extinguisher and you sit
in that and it shoots you back.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
They don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
The hotels do not like that, your coaches don't like it,
and the parents that are with you on that trip
do not like it either.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
We did that twice. Did that twice, and I'm assuming
you didn't go outside to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
No, we were in the on a hallway.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
The hallway. And then it can also like set off
a smoke alarm. We learned that too, which is cool.
It's cool thing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Fun fact, your mother's the nicest woman in the world, Like,
why isn't there that weekend? But that's what I'm saying,
how did you come from her?

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
I got it all out when I was young, you know.
But it's kind of like shooting a gun, shooting fires
and you're like I could be saving somebody's life right now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I could also be just fucking around, But I could
be saving somebody's life, maybe taking it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
If I sprayed in with the fire extinguisher, it's not good,
not like my big I mean, like my GM who's
like my buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Just like the chemicals in it not great too.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
But if we're on the patio on someone, if I
just snuck out there, there's one on the patio, perfect,
I could seek up behind me, just a quick one,
not like false rages.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Gotcha.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
I've never used this before. I wasn't aware how this
technology worked.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
That's but that's what Josh is basically saying, like they're like, hey,
here's how you use fire extinguishers. That's cool. I saw
a picture of how to use it. Well, what happens
when there's a real fire and you don't remember how
to use it? You gotta you gotta know what it's
like in action. When you're firefighter training, they got to
go to old houses that they can they can use
to do fake fires or improvise fires. There's not like

(01:28:54):
they're just like firefighter, Okay, cool, go in here. What
do I do they have to do a whole thing.
So I think, Josh, you should be able to light
fires at work just for training purposes. Yeah, only for
play your boss. This clip of us telling him that,
and well est nobody says, I bet he lets you
try it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Yeah, I bet you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Does them all controlled burn.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I bet you can talk him too, at least letting
you play with the fire extinguished on the parking lot
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
And also make sure that Pastor Gaby can be on
the speakers at work take a video of it. Yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Moving on, Abby Givens shout out to her.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
She bought April Fools Somewhere and it's April Fools Somewhere
shirt from us at pastgamerge dot com. But Abby says,
I walked out of my house to go to work,
I slipped and fell in the mud. I went back
inside and changed. Then I came back outside and slipped again.
That's just that sucks. That's just a bad a bad day.

(01:29:46):
That is not cool. It is the definition and not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
I hope she didn't fall at it again the second time.
She just slipped both bad.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
May it look like she? She said, she just sat
in the mud for a little bit after she was
he fell right in the same spot, right in the
same spot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
But yeah, that was very funny though. But that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
But she was leaving early. It's like I'm having a
great day. That is the worst when you're man, I'm
making good time today. Hell yeah, work.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
What happened? Well, I left early the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Believe me, I intended to be here earlier. I know
that sounds like a lie, but I mean it. Teas
and peas, Abby Abs, Teas and peas.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Sorry that happened. I'll go first because I have a
similar one about slipping.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
After I showered Monday before I was heading into work.
As I'm getting out of the show, I've got like
backup shampoos that like I keep in there in case
I run out of my other one, and they just
kind of sit off to the side. But as I
got out of the shower, like I knocked one of
them and it fell down, and I didn't really think
about it put it back up. Tuesday morning, I go
to step into the shower and I step in, my

(01:30:50):
foot hits it and just fucking slides. I didn't fall,
but it gave like a quick not a far one,
but like I guess when it dropped, shampoo must have
come out of it and just kind of coated the bottom.
I had to take an entire shower, like very carefully
moving every quarter of an inch, because the entirety of

(01:31:10):
the bottom of it somehow was just like I guess
when I turned on the water, it just coated the bottom. Yeah.
I don't have a matt or anything in there. I
was very scared. I thought I was going to take
a shower and just like break my fucking neck, spread
crisco on it pretty much, or vasoline. Yeah, it was
a very very scary shower that I took. Thank god

(01:31:30):
it wasn't one of those mornings where I was like,
I don't even have time to poop. I got a
shower and get to work, because if my foot had slid,
I would have instantly dropped poop onto my bathroom floor. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
You know, when it gets humid like this our parking
garage here, it's it's very slippery, like it's it stays
a wet because for some reason it's smooth except where
like the ramps are the ramps are like actually like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Kind of gritty. Yeah they do that on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah, yeah, but every other part is smooth and it
gets like like yeah, it's like because it gets wet
from people driving in water on it. But then the
rest of the parking garage that people aren't even driving on,
like certain parts of it, it's just like moist. Yeah,
they got condensation on it, but that's weird. My apartments
are like that too.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
I'm very cognizant when it's wet outside. I'm like, do
not step on the paint lines of parking lots because
like those will get slick.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
Yeah, anything about that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Something you got to think about it, especially as you
get older, because like a little slip like that can
fuck up your back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
For like two weeks when it was icy and snowy
last week, that's kind of what I was like, I'm
really careful walking the dog. Iy, too many people eat shit,
So why.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
I didn't go outside like happy? So yeah, my knuckle
was just that I had to take a very careful
shower in fear.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Yeah, the entire fear shower.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
That's not clean.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Fear shower not good, not good at all. You get
out and you're like, am I sweating because it was
hot water? Or am I sweating because I'm in fear?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Most of my showers are your showers in football season,
I feel like I get up on suddenly here we
go again.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Fuck you are anxiety.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I am it just like if I had a superpower'd
be just eating panic attacks because I feel those bat
boys coming and I can somehow go numb inside. I
don't know it's it's really healthy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
I'm sure it's really healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
You're gonna have a tumor the size of a football
in his colon.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Like that, No, because I don't feel them. I don't
feel them. My not Cole is not. It's not like
a crazy one. Y'all had better knuckles than me. But
two days this week, I have have an Apple watch.
It has a magnetic charger, so you don't plug it in.
You put it on the little magnet. I have a
little stand thing where it's it's sideways. And two times
this week, so pretty much we're recording this on Wednesday, Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
And Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
I put the watch on it like like not all
the way on the first night, and then the other
night that yeah, I was just kind of like not
all the way on to where I checked to see
that it's charging, and I fell asleep and then I
woke up, and then it didn't have a charge all
the way, so it died very early in my day,
which means that basically all of my steps didn't get count.

(01:34:00):
So it's like I didn't do anything all day. It's
like I wasn't even like it was like I didn't exist.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
You didn't check your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
I shows on my watch and that's what I use.
And it pissed me off where I was like, I'm
not at five thousand steps. I'm not at five thousand steps.
Your phone from not at five thousand steps, and just
and four stands?

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
What are you fucking talking about? I'm always at ten
stands by.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Now, this is bullshit, and you know it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
It's not my fault. It is my fault.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
It's absolutely all my fault because I can't fucking put
a thing on a magnet because I'm an idiot. But
it's like I wasn't. I didn't exist those days. I
walk my dog, didn't he count? Do didn'yan count?

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Do you have the health app on your phone?

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
I do? You can check that, yeah, but you're not
always with you, you're not always carrying your phone on it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
But then you can fudge it like I was a
little short today, but like I had my phone down
for ten minutes. I probably hit the extra three thousand
steps I needed in that time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Because at work, like I leave my phone on the
counter a lots and go run back and forth and
do step but like, where do I get where I get?

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Fucking piece of shit. It made me so mad. And
I know, very first world problem. I understand that, but
it still can piss me off. I'm still ought to
be mad about it. Weird, I get it. Only I
still had nine four hundred and sixteen steps yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
So you definitely had over ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Absolutely, I was walking the parking garage trying to get
higher up onto it. Last night. I was doing the
eight floors of the parking graash back down, so that's
I would have had like sixteen hundred steps probably Jesus,
I averaged like eleven hundred a day.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Fucking ruined that ruined, that didn't I?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
God damn it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Now on Monday or Sunday night, my watch is gonna
be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
You're steps were down this week? What fup?

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Well going on? Fuck you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Watch?

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
The only time I ever look at mine is just
occasionally during football season. It's fun to be like, you
see what you regularly have during the week, and then
on the weekend when I'm at home and I don't
leave my house and I just watched football all day
and half the time my phone's down, so I'm not
caring with me, It'll be you had two hundred and
eighty four steps on Saturday. I'm like, yeah, that's awesome.
I at the uh the heart rate.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
I like looking at art rate during football games and
games I'm watching, and then I like, like afterwards a bit,
look that's where I was watching that game.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
It'll be like, you did you did one flight of
stairs today? I'm like, I know that's bullshit because I
went upstairs three times to poop, and I know I
took my phone with me every time.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Well, Freddy Freeman when he hit that walk off in
the World Series, like when you went back and you
could see my heart rate just go like you knew exactly,
Like you could see a very noticeable spike. And it's
like on Sundays from noon to three most of the time,
you're just like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Like very back and forth is like, what the fuck is?

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
It's the only reason I want an apple Watch is
just so I can like see the spikes. And then
oh yeah, that was when I almost pooped my pants
right jacked up real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
And then my other one that I get all the
time is I just get the you're going You're hearing
is going to like, if you keep listening to this
at this decibel or ninety decibels or more, it's bad
for your hearing. It could cause hearing loss. I'm like, look, kid,
stop crying. I had to tell my daughter. I'm like,
Apple's telling me that you're being too loud. I like
that Apple's time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
You're ware well ahead of where you normally are at
this point of the day. And I'm like, I have
done ship today, Like, man, normally I don't move at all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
But yeah, that's my not cool. I know it's a
pretty stupid one, but it made me mad twice because
yesterday I was like, god, damn it again. You look
down at his des like what where did I What
did I do?

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
We're fine now anything, Robert, which you're not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
I already told you guys yesterday, but I was going
to become a baguette guy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Fuck dude, I'm glad you're sharing this finally with the world.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
But I went to my hb didn't have anything. They
didn't even have like French roles.

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
That is it?

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Is there a difference between like French roll, French bread
and baguette.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Yeah, rolls a roll bag it's gotta be long, gets.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
Long long, and then I feel like I've heard French
bread and still shaped like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
Well because it's bread normally it's gonna be a bag
at and anything.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
It's bullshit. It's where it is, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
You need to talk to your bakeryce on it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Yeah. I they have a bakery there. They had a bakery.
You guys work, You guys working today was in the
bakery section.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
Fair Maybe in that one. They were like, we're just
using all of our bakery powers to just make buttered
tortillas because they should be buttered tortilla is fine, but.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Give me a goddamn bag at it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
I don't I don't know how difficult it is my age.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
It's not even once that they bake.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
I'm no free ads, but my my grocery store, I
go to Ryan just mad, just me be it fucking
has just like baskets of them. Like I almost went
by there today to just get you one, because I
was like, I know, that's gotta that's gotta hurt. I've
I think since I talked about the bag as, there's
been two days I haven't had at least part of
a bag at It's just it's a two day thing.

(01:38:43):
You buy, you cut in half, get some Sami's at it.
Sometimes I just see bread.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Sometimes it's a great hangover food. When you're like I'm tired,
I'm hungry, I don't have the energy to make any food.
I'm just gonna rip off pieces.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
Of Irish gold, the Irish gold butter.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
I don't even do that. I'll just fucking literally rip
off off. Can go walk over the couch and chew
on that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah, but it's pretty much an active terrorism to not
have a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
Add Yeah, it's unacceptable, and I'm very sorry that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
I'm very dude. That's honestly the worst not cool I've
heard maybe ever.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Yeah, I just need something quick and let me down.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Make a new shirt. Here's the shirt idea. It's a shirt,
but it's got like a holster for a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Add in it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
That way, next week I could bring you.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
On or just get the cool thing that like detectives wear.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Yeah, and just put a bag at right there like
holster your your gun.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Yeah, like where it's up here on your fucking you
can quick Yeah, get a fucking double one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
At it, or just have one that's got oil in it,
so you dip the bag at it's got like olive oil,
little parmesan cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
That's what one holster has olive oil. The other one
has parmesan cheese. Yeah, and then maybe on like your
belt loop. You've got some red pepper flakes. You got
all that, you make a shirt like that. Yeah, No,
I'm just saying to actually buy that. I'm going to
walk around the restaurant with.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
That PASSI gamage dot com. We got so much, so
many shirts. Now what if I.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Did that, like at the restaurant at the table, do
you want tony red pepper flakes for that? Yeah? A gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah, that'd be you bake the new Salt Bay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
My boss immediate would be like, hey, don't do that.
It's called very weird.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
It's called putting on a show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
It's called off putting, is what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
It's called table side service.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
I'm bigger than the restaurant. Now they're here for me.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
It's some extra pummers on cheese. Sure, cand sick. I
also have a button that makes like a sword unsheathing
noise as I pull these things out.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Robert can make an app for that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
You're our app guy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Now he's got it in development right now. It's in beta.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
But oh yeah, you can't hold on them. He pulled
the app out on my phone, shing.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
We gotta get robberts Bay just.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Doing bits at tables.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
This is this is when they killed Darth Maul on
the Phantom Menace. Watch this one and you're like, union
all right, Pat, stop playing lightsabers with the fucking bagg You.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
Guys thought that was funny. Maybe you should check out
pas Scrape.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Yeah, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
All right. Umm, let's move on to the answer segment.
We do the pre come segment where we pitch any ideas,
ask any questions that we got, like why doesn't rain
wash your car? Which is kind of bullshit that it
doesn't because it should. It should be all natural. Like
they're like, hey, give back to the earth, Well, why
won't the earth give back to me? What the fuck?
This isn't what the giving tree taught me? When I

(01:41:27):
was in first grade. Idiots, fuck you Shell Silverstein. Anyone
that ever said fuck you Shell Silverstein.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Oh, I'm sure for what? Just some little kid that
had to read it and he didn't want to read
it silver star.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
All right the answer segment, that's your opportunity and ask us.
You want relationship advice? You want You got any high
thoughts you want to get out there? Any business ideas
you want to pitch to the boys. Who has to
power rank things? Were the best at power rank and stuff?
Give us similarly related things. Uh, and give us five
of them and we will rank them better than anyone
else in the world. Yeah. Any any medical advice, We're
good at that stuff. You want to ask us about

(01:42:04):
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(01:42:25):
at past Gray Pod. Use the hashtag PTG answers to
find us. All right, let's play that play that intro.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
We do just answer the question.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Why did you just answer the question?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Answer? Answer, don't thanks the subject, Just answer dot quok
question kept.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Answer answers, answer any questions.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
All right. Our first question this week is from Brett
Brandon at Price of a ZJ, and Brett says, could
cigarettes be considered veggie wraps?

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
They absolutely could.

Speaker 4 (01:43:05):
No, absolutely not. There's no veggies in there. Yeah. No,
Now there's no veggies. You could say it's a vegan rap,
there's no animal products in there, and you could say
there's plants in it, which vegans like plants, right, because
the nicotine I believe is a plant.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
It is, which is what I was led to believe
would make it a veggie rap because really, like cabbage,
cabbage was just a plant until people were like, I'm hungry,
I'm gonna eat this. Like, if you're that hungry, you're
gonna have some tobacco.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Unless it's a vegan rap, unless it's at like one
of those Chinese zoos where animals are smoking them, because
they are harmful to animals. So I don't think vegans
would like that, but I think it's more of a
vegan wrap than a veggie rap. You know, veggies in there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Tobacco is a leaf, which is a veggie. It's a
salad with salad madep. Vegans eat leaves, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Tobacco leaves. So you're just saying it's.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
I think it's a vegan wrap, not a veggie rep.
I think you just have like nutritional substance to them.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Yeah cigarettes, dude, no tar.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
No, they've got nicotine. They've got mental health benefits, no
nutritional benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
It's still I would say that your biggest nutritional value
is your mental health.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
No, like I could say, uh, eating an entire box
of oreos that's got mental health like qualities, but no,
no nutritional benefits.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
But if mental health is a nutritional value, that I
think it does. And that's what I've learned lately is
mental health is very important. Everybody knows that. I always
say that. You guys know that. I say that every week.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
On this pot I'm just standing hard on this is
not a veggie rep.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
It's a veggi rap.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
You've been out voted.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
It's a veggie rap. It's vegan wrap still the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Vegans eat veges. It's a veggie wrap.

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
It's different levels of stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Will you say it's a veggie wrap so the vegans
get mad?

Speaker 4 (01:45:04):
I would actually say it's neither. Really, if it's gonna
be any sort of wrap that's got leaves in it,
it'd have to be a blunt or a j.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
That that wouldn't be a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
So the cigarettess not it's got too much other shit
in there.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
It's a veggie wrap. It's a veggian.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
No, there's other shit in there that's not veggies. What
all is inside of a cigarette?

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Well, like nuts are in veggie wraps sometimes too, and
that's not a veggie.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
So therefore.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
Nicotine can also be in a veggie wrap and not
be a veggie and still make it a veggie wrap.
Veggie arap is just the outside of it. If you're
wrapping something to tobacco leave, you're wrapping it in a veggie.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
What is the Is it just paper? Is that what
a cigarette outside is?

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
Paper comes from trees?

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Veggies?

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Yeah? Why not? Yeah? Dunk. Whatever moves us on to
the next one.

Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
So next time you're smoking a sick and people like,
that's bad for you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Bag.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
Actually it's a veggie wrap and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
It's actually quite vegetarian of me.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
This is my lunch today, okay, so please don't correct
me on my lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
You look unhealthy. You ever seen a healthy looking vegetarian? No,
you have not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
I don't tell you how to eat your lunch.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
Okay, So how about you fuck off, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
And it's a meal replacement.

Speaker 5 (01:46:19):
Yeah, it's like ozempic, the original ozempic.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
And you looked a hell a lot cooler than injecting
yourself looks cool.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
I don't know. Injecting yourself looked cool in certain movies,
but it's not cool. Hey, injecting yourself kids not cool?
Not cool? All right, drugs are bad? Okay, moving on,
moving on. What do we got next? This one is
from Martin Alexander. Martin says, what is the best part

(01:46:50):
of the bot or what is the best body part
to have chewed off by a goat?

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
So it's not going to be a clean bite. It
has to be chewed off. Yeah, I'm gonna go with
the weenis the the outside of the elbow right there?
The elbow because everywhere else on my body has feeling.
There's no feeling right there.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
I'm sure if a go was biting through it, it would
probably hurt a little bit, but it's gonna hurt less
than anywhere else on the body. I almost said pinky toe,
but like I said, chewing multiple bites, it's gnawing for
a while to get through it. I think it's gonna
have to be the weenis.

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
I did a lot of thinking about this, and I
think my answer would be your index toe on your
non dominant foot. I feel like your pinky toe is
too much related to balance. Sometimes indexes at the second
of the out not your middle finger toe, but the
one between.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
So your biggest toe on the foot, not your middle
finger toe, which would be the bigger one or second one. Oh,
it's the middle finger is the longest.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
It's the one that's closest to your pinky person person.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
Doesn't it some people that I think my second toe
is longer than my middle My middle is about the same.
But I think my pointer toe, I guess we'll call it,
is a little bit longer. I don't know. I don't
want to take off my shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
No, I would do Yeah, I think they'll make us pay,
like they'll they'll flag us for that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
Yeah, we'll have to be age respicted.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
But no, it would be like your the toe next
to your pinky toe.

Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
We know it's gonna show it off.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Yeah, but it's a little toe. So it's like it's
over with it's the big toe. I'll still be okay
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
The too longest toes are usually the pointer in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Yeah, but not that one. So in that so the
ring not your big toe, not the toe next to
your big toe. Yeah, your ring toe.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
I mean, why wouldn't it be the pinky toe.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
That's because because I think you need you need to
have the balance on that, so that'll throw you off.
So I was like, what's next to that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
I want to go showing off my toe. You can
take my weness all.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Day, but then you gotta wear like you you got
weird scars or whatever, and you gotta wear long sleeves, scars,
you got shoes on all time.

Speaker 4 (01:48:53):
What happened? Fucking goat attack? I survived, fucking killed that guat.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
Yeah, robber, what do you think.

Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
I wouldn't want him chew through my toe?

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
No, but he would probably be like one bite, Like, no,
that's the show through. It depends on how long it
takes to chew because he's got to do some masticating
on that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
I think you get through the toe pretty quick. It's
still gonna be venis is still tashed a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Weis is a good answer that I think.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Yeah, I was proud of that one. Is it actually
called that or is that just something that we.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (01:49:36):
And is that a whole body part?

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Is that just part of a body party?

Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
Because it doesn't meant to go through the elbow.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
No, it has a name, so it is its own body.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Part or is it the part of the body part.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
It's a part of my body, but it's part of
that part. Like if I were to say a bite
out of my ass cheek, well, that's a part of
a body part. The weakness is its own thing.

Speaker 6 (01:50:01):
About eyebrow, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
That would hurt like a motherfucker. Are you thinking of it?
It just taking the hair? Why wouldn't you just say
part of your hair? Then this is chewing next to
your eye. There's gonna be collateral damage. That's why I
almost said, like does beard count? But I don't think
it does.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
No, it's not body part.

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
Because like this is long enough where the goat could
get just the beard.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
But your beard is part of your face.

Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Yea, it would be like you would have to say
face in that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
I think I won this one with Wenus Robert, you
still got to pick one.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
A toe is a toe.

Speaker 4 (01:50:30):
Your eyebrow would just be you know, they're taking off
the skin above your eye.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Part of your face foreskin. Then Okay, a little circumsition,
a little circumcisions.

Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
You know, a good one, like toenail.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
That fingernail, that's again part of a part.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
No, no, no, the fingernail is a part of the body.

Speaker 5 (01:50:52):
It's a part of your finger.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
If someone rips their fingernail off, do you hear them
say I ripped off my finger. No, the finger nail
got ripped off. That is a specific body part.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
But it's part of your body part that we're talking about.
That's why I was.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:07):
Toe is but it toe is its own thing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
So is a fingernail. So is your weakness.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
No, fingernail is It literally has finger in the name,
so it's part of your finger. So toe is a toe. Dude,
you don't understand this. Read a fucking book.

Speaker 4 (01:51:22):
You're an idiot. You sound hysterical. You're one, and I
think dramatic as fuck right now. And you need elves
for Robert or for Alex in the You.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Don't don't even know my name. I don't only dubs,
please only put dubs in the chat to pay attention
to smart. Only dubs in the chat. Ds for Pat
because he's a dick. Put that in the chat, Alex
because he'd in the chat.

Speaker 5 (01:51:46):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
I want me to snake snakes are cool? Fucking yeah,
thanks are cool in there, buddy, for my time. I
had no responsibility. Look, look, we can't play this with everything.
Party can't play this with that. I fucking speak parcel tongue.
Who cares? I can talk snakes? Wait till I have
a bunch of snakes coming at you.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
Dudet Hey, why don't you just go give women more
bad advice? There, bud easy, that's one of my skills.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
What do you think I got on TikTok? Come on, lady,
come on, lady, one poundfish.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
That's actually great advice on fish.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
All right, let's move on to Ashley Wilkins at Cluster
Healer Mix on x Ashley says, in honor of Lunar
New Year and the Year of the Snake, power, rank snakes,
and she gives us Anaconda king or Anaconda king, Kobra,
black mamba, rattlesnake, and Boa constrictor. I will go first.

(01:52:48):
I've compile a list. Compile a list, all right. Number
five is bawl constrictor, like a little bit you like, yeah,
you can kill me with your fucking strength, like you
ain't got venom, a little bitch, so least powerful of
all of them.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
Just cut that bad boy, Cut him done.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
What's he gonna do? Bite me with his fake teeth?
Nice nice, nice dentchers loser. Four is black mamba. All
you gotta do is have a helicopter to take those
bad boys out. That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Out disrespecting Kobe like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Okay, I was not talking about Kobe. I was talking
about snakes.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
If you drop them out of a helicopter, they probably die.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
They don't go on helicopters, they go on planes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
Well, you can probably put them in a helicopter too.
That's all I'm saying. Three is king Cobra. It's just
like regular cobra. But the King version, Hell yeah, that's badass.
Two is anaconda rocks Like, that's a big ass snake.
I'm not gonna fuck with that. You've seen the movies
Anaconda and anacondaes terrifying. I wanna fuck with that.

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
They're big so bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Yeah, they'll get you, they'll get you, and they just
swallow hole, swallow hole. You're done.

Speaker 5 (01:53:56):
And then number one Rattlesnake.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
That motherfucker may not be the biggest snake, but he's
got swag through the roof. Like it's just like he's
got moroccas. He's just a Morocca, so killing Maracca when
it come to my.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Fucking give you a warning and then still fu.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
No no no, no, no no no no no no, I'm
in this grass.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
You get out of this list. Fucking anaconda just kills
this guy. He's like, fuck you, bitch, like he's talking
shit to you by rattling at you.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
That is alpha as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
So it's Rattlesnake, Anaconda, King, Kobra, black Mamba, Boa constrictor.

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
All right, I'll go next five.

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
Yeah, Boa Boa, You're just an invasive little bitch in Florida. Yeah,
just get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
Four I'm going anaconda. Yes, massive, terrifying. Those movies scared
the shit out of me as a kid. But you
know what, not poisonous. But he can still kill you,
but not poisonous. Yeah, not poisonous. So he's bumped down
the list. Three Little King Cobra, probably the most famous
of all snakes in the world. Everyone knows that what
that snake looks like, bitch ass gets sucked up by

(01:55:04):
mongooses and by fucking Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:55:07):
Sung I didn't think about mongooses.

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
Yeah, and Daniel sung Ken Cobra was the logo of
Cobra Kai.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
My geese might change it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
Yeah, so you know what, you're badass snake. But number three,
number two Black Mamba. Shout out, Kobe, you're one of
the greats, not the greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
You could be a lot of teams. It's lebron I
fuck you.

Speaker 4 (01:55:29):
Number one Rattlesnake. And you know what, Tom and Thompson
and everybody knows that if I'm gonna equate the black
Mamba to a person, I'm also gonna quate the Rattlesnake
to a person.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Stone Steve Boston, Oh my god, it's the Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:55:44):
Followed them. Literally, I was gonna put them three, and
then I went, wait a minute, Texas Rattlesnakes, the Goat.

Speaker 5 (01:55:50):
The Goat, rat Snakes, fuck Goat.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
Texas ratl Snake Stone cald that's my, dude, favorite wrestler
of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
All right, Bobby Jokes, what you got?

Speaker 4 (01:56:02):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:56:03):
I'm going number five, King Cobra. We don't believe in
kings in America. Before I'm going to count on a conda.
We don't want none.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
No bun's here.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
Number number three, I'm gonna go the Bowl. Constructors is
like Bank of America.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:56:19):
You're not Big America.

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
Guy over here, number of some three. Number two, I'm
gonna go with Black Mamba. They like helicopters or whatever.
They don't like helicopters, They love them. Helicopters will take
them out. They're the biggest fans. Number one, I'm gonna
go Rattlesnakes. That guy just likes making music. Yeah, he's
a musician amongst all snakes.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
Check him out on SoundCloud.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
Oh dude, you need to make a Rattlesnake remix to
one pound Fish. Come on, lady, come on, lady, what uppy.
Come on, lady, come on lady, come later, come on late.
That's where the bass drops. Fucking sick, be sick. I

(01:57:06):
need to find out how to just like do like
something like to build up bo. Yeah. I need to
find out how to be like like an d M
guy and make that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:57:18):
Probably type it into AI.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
They'll do justice to the job doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:57:22):
It's all computers. It's not real music anyway, so it
doesn't matter if you make it in a fake way.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
But now I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
Maybe the last real ed M song was Levels and
I'll die on that hill.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
All right, Moving on, moving on. We got Corey Kitchens
road in and he says, is tiny smaller than teeny?
Or is it the other way around? What is the
difference between teeny and tiny?

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
No? No, teeny smaller.

Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
Teeny is smaller than something can be small, and it's tiny.
If that bitch is teeny tiny, it's really small.

Speaker 4 (01:57:56):
It's real small.

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
I think teeny is like half of what tiny is.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
Like size wise, So like cut something that's tiny in half,
that's teeny. So when it's teeny tiny, it's like, fuck, dude,
that's really smaller than half. How big is that? That's teeny.
Oh that's really small then, but that's teeny tiny, Like,
oh shit, that must be the smallest thing I ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
Yeah, I just I mean teeny tiny small.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
Teeny tiny is really small.

Speaker 4 (01:58:27):
But now I get where you're thinking he might be
because teeny goes in front of tiny. Yeah, but you
would never say that's teeny two.

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
Teeny's equal one tiny.

Speaker 4 (01:58:35):
I mean, the only teenie I really want is a Martini.

Speaker 5 (01:58:38):
This guy gets it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
But better not be teeny tiny. I'll tell you that
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
Better not be teeny tiny, but teeny.

Speaker 4 (01:58:46):
All three ounces. Teeny is smaller than tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
Teeny is smaller than tiny. All right, I'm glad we're
all on the same page on that final question. What
we got? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:58:58):
We have from ray Mundo Benavidez at k Mundo b
cand Lincoln logs also be talking about Abraham Lincoln's poops.

Speaker 5 (01:59:08):
There's no way we can decide. No, it definitely yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:11):
I mean it's like the old Star Wars joke, uh
or sorry not Star Wars star Trek. What did Picard
find in his lavatory? The captain's log? I say, Lincoln's
log a captain's log, So yeah, it did logs or
poops Lincoln log.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
Don't ever call bathroom a lavatory again, please, I mean
that's the way I heard the joke, right, don't call
it well.

Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
Dude, it's also it's in fucking Star trek Man, it's
in space.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
It's a lavoratory that gives me, as the kids say,
it gives me the ick when I hear people say lavatory.

Speaker 4 (01:59:43):
I'm gonna fucking use that exclusively until I forget about
it in ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Er, Robert, can you make a shirt? It was just
words that give me the ick? Starting right now, let's
go Hubbs saying hubs instead of Hubbs husband. That's one
about hobby Hubby. No, you're right right, subs subth that
I don't mind hubs all the time, but don't use
it too liberally. What about hobbybe you can use that

(02:00:08):
like hubby number one, and then lavatory too. And then
we'll add to the shirt. This is this is a
growing shirt. So you can say, can you make the shirt, Robert?
Can you make the shirt out of a chalkboards? Like
the back's like a chalkboard, and like we just we
put the two up there and then you can add
it it's like a add to your own shirt.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Make bamboo shirts. They've got to be able to make
chalkboard sho we do.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
That, right, Yeah, I think we can do. Okay, cool,
all right, So buy the chalkboard shirt of ick word shirts.
Ick word shirt. I don't I don't fucking know, but
hobby and lavatory lavatory fuck those words don't do that, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:00:47):
Yeah, Lincoln Logs are also Abraham's poops.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
Abraham's poops for sure. All right, great questions, great questions. Everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:00:55):
Appreciate every be careful if your kid had asked you
to play with Lincoln logs.

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let's do a random celebrity. Who we got, guys.

Speaker 4 (02:02:35):
I'm gonna go with the founder of Wendy's, Dave Thomas himself.

Speaker 2 (02:02:38):
Dave Tom.

Speaker 6 (02:02:39):
I'm gonna go Jim Carrey.

Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
Dave Thomas is not probably even in.

Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
This, Jim Carrey, you know, I'll go.

Speaker 4 (02:02:46):
I'll go with Patrick Stewart then, because Dave Thomas probably
ain't in there.

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
Patrick Stewart is Jean mich Picard from Star Trek.

Speaker 5 (02:02:53):
Okay, I'm gonna go Mark Hamill.

Speaker 4 (02:02:55):
Because also a professor Xavier.

Speaker 2 (02:02:57):
Because Mark Hamill is not Star Trek like.

Speaker 4 (02:02:59):
A loser, Okay, I fucking like them both, you don't.

Speaker 6 (02:03:03):
And Jim Carrey.

Speaker 4 (02:03:04):
Jim Carrey, he just has a whole band there.

Speaker 2 (02:03:07):
Yeah, that doesn't count obviously, all right, Grace Kelly, Rachel McAdams,
Martina Higgins, Jack Kramer, f Murray, Abraham, Steve McQueen, Kirsten Dunst,
and Jason Bradbury, We're.

Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Gonna do what did Murray Abraham do to you?

Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:03:23):
Why f that guy?

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
One? More? Right?

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
Yeah, I only knew like three of those people.

Speaker 2 (02:03:27):
You have, fucking Patrick Stewart, Jim Carrey, here we go,
Jean Arthur, Lewis braw The bands don't count, Amy Whitehouse,
Theanna Ross, Athea Gibson, Gillian Anderson and Kevin Gots. Okay, nobody,
nobody got even close. Nobody even was close there, all right.

Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
Jillian Anderson, Maybe I should watch the X Files I
Sugar Gone with Martin Muhammad Nazir and see if the
one fish I mean, if they don't have Dave Thomas,
they sure she ain't gonna have the one pound fish night.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
He's he's a pretty big star prestar. He's gonna be
up for a Gravy's Word for best Song of the Year.
So don't forget to mark your counters for December whenever
we tell you that that'll be. But we love you guys,
have a great rest of your week. Thanks to everybody
they congratulate us on six hundred episodes. We don't do
it for the numbers, but we appreciated it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:15):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
Rock have a great week until we talk to you
next time. Past the gravy Yeah, bitches, Bravy gang gang gang.

Speaker 3 (02:04:27):
Baby powdered top and lead it spread spread as we listen.
It's a past the great great we go and fishing
for your bitch today with drunk and Houston next Houston Baby,
we go ahead and lick it. We'll get rich today,
bitch bitch Houston. That's just on town passa gravy passa loud,

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loud we can and go for hours.

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
It's a tame of super power.

Speaker 3 (02:04:52):
Gravy gang getting louder, louder, cast up, no childer man
we laugh, no prouder, lave baby, powder the top and yea,
it spread as were listening. Is a pastor Grady grat
weren't gonna win fishing for your bitch today with drunk
in Houston, now Houston Bay, we go ahead and linck ca.

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We'll get rich today.

Speaker 2 (02:05:14):
Hitch bitch. H m hmm