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Let's go. Oh, let's go, baby. Good morning. This is
Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, yee, rod Ryan, Yeah,
I'm here man. That was me. I was just scatting a second ago,

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scatting our intro. What's up everybody? Wakey, wakey, Hands off
those cupcakes. Wild Car Wednesday isupon us. I just checked. Man.
The one hundred Bottles of Love streakon the wall updated. There's seventy
of you up there now, seventypeople have made it. Twenty more spots
to go. We'll talk about thata little bit. Today. We got

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just another Matt, just another MattAwesome, going for win number two,
fresh out of Had Had Your HeadChallenge. Sold out Rody Houston tickets to
go see our friend Jelly Roll.We're gonna play the Freeway Battle in the
seven o'clock hour, thirty seconds toMars. Tickets at eight twenty go fund
yourself at nine ten. Sold outBlue October tickets on New the Shoe.

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There's our hump Day guy right there. Ten percent chance of ramp Partney Claudis.
Guys, we could get all theway up to seventy three today.
Good morning, Tessa. What areHouston's headlines. Hey, good morning,
Rod, Good morning Homeroom. Sowe're gonna start with Capitol Hill. That
months long attempt to peach Homeland SecuritySecretary Alejandro Majorkis failed yesterday, and the
House also failed to pass a standaloneaid bill for Israel yesterday. The bill

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needed a two thirds majority to pass, it didn't. So yeah, there's
also the bipartisan Senate deal with immigrationand aid for Israel that when they're trying
to get to the House, they'resaying that would be dead on arrival as
well at the at the Senate.So there you go. That's what's going
on and politics here. Locally,the state is taking a look at how

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things are going with Houston ISD.The TEA Commissioner was in town for the
first time since Texas took over HoustonSchool District and so they were visiting high
schools. They're trying to take initiative, improved test scores, all that stuff.
But today is the deadline for twentyfour Principles to say if they want
to opt into this program, thisnew education system that Mike Miles was pushing

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there. So we'll talk about thatthis morning. Also, there's apparently a
trend of people using whole body deodorants. Online searches have increased twenty seven percent
since last year, and the hashtagfull body deodorant on TikTok has more than
twenty three million views. Now,I mean we put deodorant in our crevasses,
right, a little under arms inaction? Is ex body spray a

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deodorant or is it just a fragrance? It's a body spread. It's a
body spray. Right. It's sothat Loomy and Mando stuff that's on all
the commercials status rights, and it'sthat guynecologist lady that put it. Yeah,
I mean you don't put deodorant inyour crotch dear. No, Oh
my gosh, no I would.I don't know. So that's what I
think we're dealing with. Well,the inside is yeah, yeah, anything

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else if this is your segment,So, okay, you didn't have questions.
You weren't asking what axe body spraywas? Did did we clear it
up? I just asked if youput the odor in your crust? And
I said, heck no, Okay, that was all I had. Okay,
I'll come in back to me,back to me, we'll be talking
about full body deodorant, okay,because apparently the searches are up for them.

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A thirty second ad during Sunday's gamecosts about seven million dollars, which
which is basically the same as lastyear, but advertisers they think it's worth
it. Last year's game was watchedby one hundred and fifteen point one million
viewers, and with Taylor Swift onhand this year, I mean, who
knows. Companies continue to tease andin some cases outright spoil their Super Bowl
ads. Of course, we havea blog page for all of that,

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including that EADS commercial with David VictoriaBeckham, Jennifer Andison Davids who were Jelly
Roll Usher. They're all in onsome commercial action there. Cordy Love has
been offered fifty grand to take afilmed lie detector test over Kurt Cobain's death.
This is a big money deal andit's been put on the table to
get to the bottom of Kurt Cobain'sdeath. According to best selling author Ian

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Halpern, he's putting that offer onthe table because supposedly this reported autopsy was
leaked online two weeks ago, andhe because of that, wanted to update
an offer He's always kind of toldher, Hey, you take this test,
you pass, you choose, I'llgive you the money. The only
thing I'll disagree with you on.It's not a big money offer. She
was married to Kurt Cobain at thetime of his death. She got all

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his money. I guess she isso loaded fifty grand she won't even she
won't even sniff this article. Meanwhile, one of her bandmates in hole,
Lisa Roberts, she moved to Ukraineto help out on the front line.
So this is your whole update.He's a step all right, what you

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got, It's Mastro's news. JoseAl Tuve sign a five year, one
hundred and twenty five million dollar extension, went the Astros Yes today, all
but ensuring that he will finish hiscareer with the team and Astro for life.
As they said. He has twoWorld Series titles, four ALE Pennants
and al MVP, three batting titlesand six Silver Slugger Awards. I can
keep going for another twenty minutes,but that's amongst the million awards he's had.

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He's the best Astro of all time. There's not even questions. I
love you, Craig biejow love yourJeff bagwell not even close, correct,
not even close. Josel Tuove easilythe greatest astro of all time. You
can read all about this on thesports blog page today. In basketball,
the Rockets fell to the Pacers lastnight one twenty nine. Jalen Green at
thirty points the night to lead allplayers in scoring, but that was not
enough. They're gonna have a coupleof days off before playing the Raptors on

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Friday, up in Rod's home countryof Canada. In college basketball, the
fifth ranks Houston Cougar's got a bigwin last night. They blew out Oklahoma
State seventy nine to sixty three towin, improved the Kugs to twenty and
three on the season. That iswhat's going on in sports. Did you
lose that Cougar kid? Wherezy?Oh yeah, Cougars, We'll find him.
You can do it. You cando it later, we'll put it

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away. I just noticing he's notbeen around. I thought maybe you lost
him. All right, here wego, four hours of pain. It's
gonna go by quick. We're gonnabe very very busy this morning. If
you want the first phone call,come grab it. Come on come on,
come on seven, one, threefive. You want the first phone
call, It's there for you.I got every single line open right now.

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The most interactive show on the radiostarts right now. Good morning Ron
Ryan's show. Welcome aboard on thiswildcard Wednesday. Awesome way to get things
rolling with the little aic. Oneof my old time favorites, Man in
the Box, Beautiful day on Tap. It's been a pretty solid week,
guys, it's been awesome. Man. If you've been I hope you've had

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a little chance to to get outsidea little bit, man, get some
fresh air. Ten percent chance ofrain, partly cloudy, high seventy three.
These are great days. These areawesome days. Very busy on this
wildcard Wednesday. Are I already announced? I'm telling you it's just such a
good looking group of people, man. Seventy of you are now up on
our one hundred bottles of Love Streeton the wall. I mean so much

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so that I sent it to likeLogan, who is like the sales guy
for Carbak, and I sent itto the Wizard. I said, look
at our audience. We had agood look at audience, man, we
really do. Seventy of you areup right now there's I'm sorry, eighty
of you are up. No.Seventy Wednesday Thursday fight seventy eighty nine Wednesday

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Thursday. Fright, No, eightypeople should be up. Eighty people should
be up because ten tomorrow, tenon Friday. Well we'll do more tomorrow
probably, and they were going tosay four for Friday. So yeah,
there's a lot of you up.Let's leave it at that. Okay,
you can go check that out andit's not too late for you to sign
up. Okay. Another Matt isgoing for one. Number two, freshout

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of Mad hits your head. I'vegot a perfect Circle tickets for you.
I just on the fun Fact flashback. I have my bet, I have
the best fun facts of the yeartoday, all three of them. All
three of them are absolute bangers foryour fun facts. Then the flashback is
going to turn into a perfect circletickets. Just put up a poll question
that is on the X. Wewere so busy on the X yesterday.

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Congratulations to everybody that got in onthose Monster Jam tickets. And now every
phone line is ringing. It's nowtime for the first phone callum of the
day. Good morning, rod RyanShow. Hey, this is John.
How are you doing great. John, You got the first phone call today.
What do you want to talk about? Actually, I wanted to say
thank you. Rod. You werein my store. I was cutting meat

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the other day and you took thetime out to say hello, I'm John
the butcher. Oh you're the oneat Kroger. Yeah, I'm the guy
at Kroger. I want tickets toQueen's at the Stone Age. And you
took the time out of your regularday, not your word day, but
to speak to me. And Ijust wanted to say hey, And I
appreciate that. You know that that'scool that you acknowledge us away from work.

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I mean, why, Yeah,that'd be weird if you didn't ride,
you'd be kind of an ass.Yeah. Well, it's it's easy.
It's it's not a difficult thing todo. I always think about my
dad. My dad was the hardestworking guy I ever met in my life,
and never once did he get approachedwhen he was out saying, you're
the dude that works at the Radiatorplace. You're the guy that's really awesome

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at is John. You know,I never miss dude. You're always there,
you know. So the fact thatyou wanted to come up and say
hi to me like that's a hugething for me. John, Thank you
so much. And I know we'veseen each other a couple of times over
there. Oh yeah, yeah,yeah, I'm always always cut. I've
got to google in. I'm goingin right now to cut up probably eight
hundred steaks for Valentine's Day party.Girl this super Bowl, So I can

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I ask you a question because wehaven't had this, we haven't had time
to talk when we're in the store. But you always hear about hairdressers,
okay, and I think of womenthat cut hair cosmetologists, they get a
lot of carpal tunnel because they're cuttingall the time. Do you have any
problems like you're wielding a knife andyou're cutting into that flesh. Do you
have any problems like that? Mepersonally, I don't have. I mean

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everything hurts. You're lift of cowsand pigs, so so so. But
yeah, in the cold, inthe cold, it can it can get
a little gnarly in there. Youknow you're because you're you're in a big
refrigerator, if not the freezer.Right, last question, John, last
question, have you ever Rocky stylepunched on the side of beef? Because

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it's I wish. I mean,you know, you hit a box or
two every day because you get frustrated. But yeah, the hanging of the
beef is kind of like obsolete nowadays. It comes pre it comes pre portioned,
so we could portion to portion itto you guys. But that's awesome.
It's uh, it's John Harris,the butcher over at Kroger. Thanks
John, Hey, would you wouldyou would you do me a quick fever?

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Would you send me the pick thelast picture we took together? Would
you send it to me? Oh, yeah, I'll work on that.
I'll get Yeah, i'll get it, take care of today. Yeah,
just quickly email that to me Rodat the buzz dot com. I'd love
to have it. I'll put itout there for everybody. Yeah. I
always come up to say to us. Guys, always come up and say
hi to us when you see usout, especially if you're a butcher,
because that's cool. Yeah, I'mso sad that he doesn't punch the beef
in the back on the flip Gonnarerec check for you. We'll find out

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what's trending and then we'll get setup for the Fresh out of Bed Houston.
Houston's Alternative and Home at the RodRyan Morning Show ninety The Buzz ninety
four to five The Buzz Welcome Backrod Ryan Show wild Card Wednesday, getting
set up for the fresh out ofbed head to head poll question up on
the X right now at rod Ryan'sShow, and a ten percent chance of

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rain. Nothing over a ten percentfor today, maybe a twenty percent tonight
tonight partly Cloudy's guys today, Hihave seventy three another beautiful, beautiful day
that's been trying to sneak in thereearly all week. Yeah, it's Tess's
like, wait, are you skippingmy bit here? No? Never,
I would never skip your bit?What's trending? Uh? National Fight of

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Chini off Rado Day? How wouldyou want to skip that? Would you
ever want to? I don't know. I don't think I lose my mind
over pasta like you guys do.I just love it? Okay? Is
it? Is it better than thered sauce Betacini? Alfredo is the goat
I've you know what I've always it'sjust so it's cream and butter, yeah,
and milk, Like what's not tolove? Of course, it's delicious,

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the best, It is the bestone that's the best one. Also,
Christian McCaffrey shut down the idea ofOlivia Coppol paying for the Super Bowl
Sweet. Remember yesterday we were sayingthat his fiance had stepped forward offering to
pay for the in game accommodations becausethe sweets are like super super expensive.
I heard, yeah, two anda half million dollars. I sent a
video over to Alex. You couldsee some of the food. Yeah,

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I mean it's it's impressive, butnot two million dollars impressive? So where
where are we at with this one? It would be his newest quote.
Yesterday he was getting interviewed. Hesaid, she tried to, but I
will not let anybody pay to watchme play. I had to nix that.
So that's really the update. Sothey're in the ghetto fifty thousand dollars
seats. It seems that his cheeringsection like either they made other arrangements or

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he is gonna pony up and pay. That's what That's what this seems like
to me. Okay, what else? And then okay for a chini day?
What else? What else was Italking about? Oh? Oh oh,
Toby Keith? So this so peopleare still morning Toby Keith, who
died yesterday at the age of sixtytwo. Dolly Parton released a statement saying

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that he was one of the greatsin every way. So a lot of
people retweeting that and sharing that sentimentthey could continue today. So that's what's
trending. On eighty four five bucks. I've got a Toby Keith. He's
gonna be in one of my funfacts today. I'm telling you, I'm
gonna level the room with fun factstoday. I'm gonna I'm telling you do
not miss that bit. All right, where's the Champion? Good morning,

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everybody. That's another one of thosekick ass man This Matt is your fresh
out of bed hand a head oneday Champion joined me on mild Guard Wednesday.
When I wake up? When overseven? If you think you can
beat him? The Rod Ryan Show, Good Morning on ninety four, The

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Buzz, ninety four five, TheBuzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
On a wild card Wednesday. That'sof course, Finger eleven. They're
gonna be coming to town. They'recoming to town. They we get them
on the leg of the Creed.What is that creed? Three doors down?
I know that Tonic I think ison some And then they talked about

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taking Mammoth WVH out as well.They just announced some dates later in November.
But when that show rolls to town, we're gonna get Finger eleven and
they are awesome. Get your buttin your seat early. They're so great
live they really are. Ten percentchance of rain, partly cloudy, high
of seventy three. We got someonehere that says they can beat Matt.

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And now it's time for the freshout of bed head to head challenge.
Listeners to your corner. Just anotherMatt, good morning, morning, brother
Rod, Good morning Matt, tryingto avoid the one pump chump. Good
luck to you, trying to makeit win number two today. I cannot

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hear who's on the other line.Well, he hasn't talked yet. Let's
see if you can. Let let'ssee if you can hear him though,
Hey Lee, good morning, gothim? Good one? Good morning,
brother Rod. There you go,you got Lee, Matt got him.
We'll say good morning, good morning, good morning. You know you uhould
say Matt, good morning. Howdoes it feel to get your ass kicked?

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Or good morning, I'm about tokick your ass? Hi Lee,
Hello, good morning. You've playedthis game before? Yes, their one
time one pump chump. You didwin though. You got the taste.
Now I gotta taste of it.Yes, okay, well good, they
tasted good. Huh you wanted more? You want more. We've came back

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to seconds. But next time,shout out your name. When you think
you know the answer, you canget a taste of that again today.
What are you? What are theyplaying for? Parents? Er Johnson and
house Blues? Here we go,Lee, you should have come out and
said, hey, Matt, howabout a taste of my a? Okay,

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Testa's like hey, I got aTV job, clean it up?
No, here we go. Youjust really had something in your throat.
You know I've been sick. Youknow I've been sick. Here we go.
Please listen for Matt or Lee.What unit of measurement do Americans use
to report? Matt? Need ananswer? What is it? Yeah?

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You needed that was one of thoseTessa. You better wait till the last
word. Question. All right,Matt Lee, here's the whole question.
Lee? What units of measurement doAmericans use to report weight? Yeah?
We're gonna give you that, allright? Man? You got it's like

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I got it. Oh, ittastes so good. That was just a
bite. That was just a bite, dude. You can have a whole
piece of cake on this question.Shout out your name when you think you
know the answer. Matt and Lee, what sport involves the seven to ten
split? All right? Matt?Matt bowling? Yeah, bowling summer saying

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the drop would be awesome right now? Yeah, in the middle of a
game. I don't know how oftendo we get to say the seven ten
split on the show. Recently everyday? It has been every day?
Ready, all right, here wego. No Morning Show loves the seven

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ten split more than the rod range. That's right, Okay, you each
have one. We're playing around,playing a game for the win. Lee
and Matt. What two symbols areused to play? Tic tac toe?
Lee, Lee, Echo, hoscorrect God, one pump Matt? Your

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game leads there? All right?Luckily at least like and I like you
too, Matt. You just Idon't know what happened to either. One
pump chump. That's the get outof here man, thirty days dude,
hope to get you back. Heye, tag out here to taste just as

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good as what your victory in December. Oh yeah, tastes just as good.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.It's like warm apple pie. Can
you play tomorrow? Oh? Definitely. Welcome back The Right Right Show celebrating
twenty years ninety four five The BuzzHey Goo ninety four five The Buzz my

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favorite band of my favorite song.Wildcart Wednesday not yet had a chance to
go take a look, but Iwill. I finally got around to go
to see the tatt Tuesday yesterday.That was a great feature. So I'm
just gonna say, whoever sent me, whoever sent in today's Wildcard Wednesday,
thank you very much. I didsee that it is getting some hits,

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but we're getting some people on mypoll question too. Yes, I just
said we're getting some people on mypoll. Yes we did. Yes,
I did say that. Hit usup on the x at Rod. I'll
talk about it in the moment.Ten percent chance of rain partly cloudy seventy
three is going to be the hightoday the Fresh out of Bed Head to
Head Challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is

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Lee and I'm back in your life. I am your fresh out of bed
one day champion, your fresh outof bed head to head one day champion.
There you go, Yes, I'vebeen a one pump chump before,
but that ain't happening again. Joinme on Thursday when I make it win
number two bitches. He sounds happyto be back. Well, you better

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go listen to game film because youalmost lost that he won. I know,
but I just is all the funnygames over. It is time to
get stressed. He does not wantto be a one pump chump again.
I'm feeling pretty confident this guy mightbe on with us for a couple of
days. Oh. My pole questiontoday comes from an email Nina. She
said this to me, and Isaid, all right, I'm gonna get

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Monday. We were busy with somethingelse. Tuesday was monster jam. I
said, okay, I'm going toget this up today, Nina. My
husband and I are in the newLittle Woodrows downtown, which apparently they're in
the old Luckies building. Oh,I had no idea. I had no
idea too. On Sunday, Okay, we just got through having the biggest

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fight over putting ketchup directly on thefries. I'm a dipper. He drowns
all of them in ketchup. Heswears, if you do a poll more
than seventy five percent of your audiencewill side with him. So I want
you to think about this, andthis is how I have it worded.
Ketchup on French fries when sharing,okay, dump all over the fries on

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the side to dip. Is thereeven a question? No? Top like
why would you do that? Whywould you make the collective decision for everybody
to do that? For salsa allover your chips when you go to the
restaurant. Yeah, Nina the Dippersalt. Nina the Dipper sent this in.
He swears if you do a poll, more than seventy five percent of
your audien and will side with himpouring it all over on the side to

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dip. Ninety five percent of ouraudience five percent of you dump it all
over your fright? Can I alsoadd you're also a psycho when the chips
are put down for chips and saltaand you grab the salt shaker and you
pour it all over the chips.Yeah, Like, what makes you think
I want more salt on them?People? You're not good people. You

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can't do one those sprinkle But ifpeople go crazy, really you have to
ask them if you none more sprinkle, Even if you have to grab that,
and you go, may I,And if they're looking at you like
you're crazy, you go, oh, I'll just do it on my own.
But you should never assume I wouldn'teven ask to salt people's food for
them. Yes, but you've allseen this before. Yes, the salt

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on the chips, it's just asbad. It's just as bad. What
makes you think everybody wants more salt? It's like the youngest sibling mentality.
It's like everyone has catered to memy whole life. This goes on and
just what I want. That's whateveryone wants, right, I mean,
how could it not be? Goesin the same folder as those of you
that kick that damn ice cube underneaththe refrigerator. That's different. Ice cube

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kickers, that's different. You don'thave to eat it. You're just as
bad as the people porn, nocatch up on everything. It's the fuck
that's the day. Fire we makeyou look smart, your body This the
fuck that's the day. All killer, no filler today. Okay, fun,
fun facts. I want to talkabout brock Purty easily the best value

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in the NFL. He was thelast man chosen in the draft, number
two hundred and sixty two final pickof the twenty twenty two NFL Draft.
He's now starting in the Super Bowl. Okay, that much you all know.
Okay, he's still playing on hisrookie contract. His salary was eight
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Prettygood change for you and I. There
are twenty starting quarterbacks who made hissalary before the first game of the season

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was over. Did you hear me? Lamar Jackson of the Baltimore Ravens made
Brock's entire salary eleven minutes into gameone. Wow. Patrick Mahomes, sixteen
minutes into game one of the NFLseason, he had made brock Perty's yearly
salary. Insane. Next one killer, Next one fact to me. Moore

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has the clay pots she made withPatrick Swayzee thirty four years ago in the
movie Ghost. She took them.That is Madam will all Owt hoarding for
you. That's an item you hoard. Pro tip. It's a real fun
question to ask celebrities that have beenin a lot of movies, would you
steal from the movie set? Thankyou? It's a very pro tip,

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and it's a very good question.If they've been in a lot of movies.
Oh, Sybuster stallone has Cuff andLink. He has the Turtles from
Rocky One from the seventies. Ah, he still has both Turtles. Pet
final fun fact for you today,I said it's all straight fire back in

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twenty ten in Iraq, one ofToby Keat's many USO tours. That guy
was always doing stuff for the troops. Okay, indirect fire started coming into
the base while he was doing hisset. Everyone the band, everyone there
watching gets down, takes cover fromthe rockets. Those explosions did not upset

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Toby Keith. He got back onstage and famously said these words into the
mic. Hail Cata you missed,continued with the show. It's the fuck
back to the day. We makeyou look smart in front of your body.
It's the fuck to the day.What a freaking about as too American

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way? Did you know that TobyKeith was responsible for signing Taylor Swift to
her first record deal? I youknow what, I knew there was a
connection there. That's huge, That'sthat's huge. Best fun facts ever?
Today, let's flash back to yesterday. What do you giving away? I
have a pair of tickets to say, Senta a perfect circle, Pussy for

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Primus all on one stage Within's pavilion. The seven to ten split Randy statistically
is only the is only the thirdhardest shot in bowling? What is the
the hardest? What is it called? What is the name of the hardest
shot in bowling? When there arefive pins, two on the back left,

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three on the back right, ithas a name seven one five.
It's now time for rock out withyour stock out with Captain Cash. He's
on the again. I think he'son the road again. That's why.
Hey, hell brother Rod, goodmorning SOMEPI SUDB dude. How you do
on Wall Street? Yesterday? Nota bad day. The Dow is up

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one hundred and forty one points.Kick off this morning at thirty eight thousand,
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the most active Vick Studs Walgreens,Nike, and Walt Disney. The big

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duds Amgen, Salesforce and Verizon.On the economic calendar this morning, we'll
get numbers on consumer credit for Januaryright now, Futures just barely on the
downside. Come on, let's turnthis baby brown. That's it. I'm
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or five the buzz, it's yourfun, flashing back to yesterday's facts.
Hi David, good morning, Hey, good morning Rod. How are you
doing? Brother Rod? So greatman. We cannot stop talking about the
seven ten split. Uh, itis not the hardest shot in bowling.
What is the hardest shot called?That would be the Great Church Rod.

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You know what. I had togo look it up because I felt like
that sounds like a sex move tome. I'm taking you to Greek I'm
taking you to Greek church tonight.Like, doesn't that sound something nasty?
No, that does sound a littlecool. You're going to Greek church and
guess what, it's going to beuncomfortable. Oh what do you know?

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What do you give them? Data? I'm going to give him the fair
tickets. I'm gonna give him myapologies, a perfect circle bliss for and
primus. Those tickets are yours forhaving to deal with us. Thank you
so much. I appreciate it,guys. All right, I appreciate you,
David. Thanks great job on theshow today. All right, let's
get right after it. Hey,we're gonna play what did we just say?
What if I say? We're playing? Well? The Freeway Battle game

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Next Hour Freeway Battle to win soldout jelly Roll tickets, which happens to
be a sold out show, oneof the Rodeo shows that has sold out
ten percent chance of rain partly cloudyhiph seventy three tested with Houston's headlines.
Okay, so House Republicans didn't havea good day on Capitol Hill yesterday.
They're said to have been a majorreason why by partisan Senate bill is a
non starter. So they had beenattempting to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandra by

(29:47):
Yorkis and for like a month andthat motion failed yesterday, So that happened.
Then the House also failed to passthe standalone ade bill for Israel yesterday.
The bill needed a two thirds majorityto pass. So yeah, that's
I guess that's you like your politicupdate. Nikki Hayley also was defeated in
the Nevada Republican president primary in acontest which he had no major challenger,

(30:10):
So there's there's your politics update.A stretch of major street in southwest Houston
is now closed at night to helpcut down on crime. So Houston Police
installed gates on Bisonett Street and they'regoing to be closed at night and reopen
in the morning. This is justa notorious area. It's known as a
Bissinett Track. It's been tied toprostitution, human trafficking, and a lot
of other legal activities. So lastyear HBD started closing Center Parkway and playing

(30:33):
and Plainfield Street every night between Bisonetand the Southwest Freeway, and local business
owners say it isn't working. Sothere's your update locally, like you could
maybe pay for a Greek church inthat area. I still think it sounds
dirty. I know, I don'tknow. Just look, you avoid that
area, Okay, don't go nearthere. No, I'm not going near

(30:53):
there. Door Dash is running acontest where one person can win everything that's
advertised during the Super Bowl. Okay. I didn't get a chance to read
the fine print on any of this, so I'm really listening to this story.
Hear what she just said, everythingthat's being advertised during the Super Bowl.
DoorDash says, somebody's gonna win it. Yeah, DoorDash says they're gonna
give one lucky person everything that you'rewatching. As far as advertisements go during

(31:17):
the Super Bowl, they've already starteda list of prizes and it just keeps
on growing. So I'll give youa couple of them. A BMW an
electric vehicle, Kia Suv as yetto be announced, Volkswagen, a Clydesdale
horse saddle Oh, so you don'tget the horse, you get the saddle,
right, think you're giving away theanimal. But yeah, gambling commercials.

(31:38):
Maybe I don't know. DoorDash isjust going crazy. This could be
like the biggest giveaway in the historyof the Super Bowl ad promotions. This
is what all those fees when youorder door Dash, you know, order
it turns out to be seventy fivedollars. This is what all that goes
to. Perfect Now I feel betterabout ordering it. Yeah, you find
somebody a kiya. Former Mandalorian starGina Carano is suing Disney and Elon Musk

(32:00):
is paying for it. So she'ssuing Disney and Lucasfilms for discrimination and wrongful
termination, and Elon muss says,I will pay your legal bills. She
played Kara Dune on the Star Warsseries and Mandalorian. She was a popular
character, but she was let goin twenty twenty one, oh for tweets
that were deemed offensive. So ifyou're wondering where Elon Musk fits into this,

(32:22):
he has pledged to financially back userswho claim they've been discriminated against you
to activity on Twitter. So thisis this came out of time I think
when a lot of people were gettinglet go and canceled. And we've kind
of been talking about the SNL stuffon the side. Who is going to
host? Is it Shane Gillis yetthat he was fired from actually working on

(32:44):
SNL and now he's gonna host.Because there was a time in this country
where everyone every thing and everyone hadhot button and everything was a hot button.
It's not that canceled culture has goneaway, but there was a time
when it was crazier than it isright now. Same thing with Gina Carono.
I mean, she aligned herself witha certain group of people and the
people that were on the Mandalorian didn'tlike it, so she feels like she

(33:07):
was wrongfully terminated. Gina Kurana wason this show half a dozen times.
She was like the OG female.Really that's important. I want to meet
her. She was the OG reallypopular female mixed martial arts fight, you
know, and it was before Rousey, but it was before UFC allowed girls
to fight for women to fight,so she had to do it other leagues.

(33:28):
But she was so good and shewas so cool and beautiful obviously just
absolutely stunning. So Elon Musk haskind of put that out there for everyone.
I'll help you out with your legalfees if you've been canceled. So
I'm sure he's just helping out bigname people. But he has kind of
blanketed thrown that out there. Andyeah, he's knownly like spoken out against
Disney too, so I'm sure it'shis pleasure to play her bills versus them

(33:53):
in court. Hey, let's talkabout Hardy because he's going all in with
rock Hardy's and music artists music artist. He announced yesterday that he's releasing a
rock album before his own tour startsthis summer. He's also dropping a single
on Friday called rock Star, andthe cover art for the single is pretty
funny. He's dressed like Kurt Cobain, Paul Stanley and his kiss makeup,

(34:13):
and Frederick Mercury if you can envisionall of that schmisched into one. He's
always been open that he's been influenceda lot by the rock genre. There's
a lot of people when I waswhen we were kind of I was trying
to push Chris Stapleton on this audienceand on this radio station, and people
said, Bride, you got tolisten to Hardy Hardy's the guy rod So
I don't know much about him otherthan it makes sense that he's putting on

(34:36):
a rock album. People said thathe already is kind of like a rock
hybrid superstar. So I look forwardto hearing this. I can't wait.
He's got a lot of fans thatlisten to this radio station. What's going
on in sports, it's an Astrosnews Jose al Tuo. They signed a
five year, one hundred and twentyfive million dollar extition with the team yesterday,
all but ensuring that he will finishhis career with the Astros. He

(34:58):
has two World Series titles, fourAle Pennants and al MVP, three batting
titles, six Silver Slugger Awards,amongst about a million other awards. But
yeah, already the greatest aster ofall time, and it's good to see
that he'll finish his career here inh Town. In basketball, the Rockets
fell to the Pacers last night.One They're gonna have a couple of days
off before they played the Raptors onFriday night. In college hoops, the

(35:20):
fifth rank Houston Cougar's got a bigwin last night. They blew out Oklahoma
States seventy nine to sixty three towin, improved the Coups to twenty and
three on the season. Yeah,co Cougars. And then Kelvin Sampson,
coach of the Kougs. He wasthey were up twenty points at one point
and he was just like, youknow what, I'm gonna head to the
locker room. I'm done with this. And he got ejected. But it
was an all time ejection because hewanted to fight the ref. I thought
he was gonna fight the reff.He had to be restrained. The players,

(35:42):
players were holding back. He waslosing it. It was awesome.
Go check it out. It's onthe Sportsblock pitch and thats like a players
know, you're like a dog sometimes, you know. The rod Ryan Morning
Show, six Am, The Buzz, ninety four five The Buzz. Good
morning, rod Ryan, Shoke onthis wild, hard Wednesday. Hope you're
off to a great start to yourday. It's gonna be a pretty awesome

(36:04):
day. There are a few hashtagHouston sunrise pictures rolling in. Thank you
very much, Liz, I've gotyours. She's at the Bush Airport.
Oh, these early flights flights arebrutal. Yeah, early early flights are
brutal hope you're going somewhere fun.Jason also sent in a really really good
one in addition to hashtag Houston sunrise. It is good just I mean,

(36:28):
obviously I knew she was at BushAirport because she said, but Jason,
I don't know where this is from. But it's a great look in sunrise,
and thank you. It's not important, but it's fun for us to
see where the picture is coming infrom. So thank you. Always appreciate
you guys being our eyes out there. As we cannot see outside, we
rely on you for what's going onoutdoors. Probably Claudiast guys today ten percent

(36:52):
chance of rain, that's what they'retelling me. Highs today of around seventy
three. So we are going toplay the Freeway Battle game. And I've
not mentioned what freeways we're using yet, but I will after the break.
I don't want anybody like just hangingout on a freeway trying to catch you
while you're using that freeway. Sothe game will be played after the break,

(37:13):
and it is for sold out JellyRoll tickets. Who is coming coming
back to Houston for the for therodeo. His wife Bunny is headlining.
You looking at Girls' blog page today, so you can go check that out.
A lot of jelly roll stuff goingon lately. Yeah, I've got
a pull question up this morning.And there's layers. Now, there's layers.

(37:35):
Nina is the one that sent thisin. She said, Rod,
my husband and I are at thenew Little Wood Rows downtown the old Luckies,
on this glorious Sunday. Anyway,the biggest fight just happened over putting
ketchup directly on the fries or onthe side to dip. I'm a dipper.
He drowns his fries in catchup.He swears if you do a poll,
more than seventy five percent of youraudience will side with him. Let's

(37:59):
see Nina the dipper. Okay,great email, like right to the point,
and I said, Wow, thisis gonna be easy to do a
pull question on because we were talkingabout two ways of eating your fries.
I'm not even giving you the option. If you don't like ketchup, then
just excuse yourself from the discussion.Now. When she said that, I
presented it to you. Guys,shared French fries ketchup. You pour it

(38:23):
all over the top or you putit on the side. Did you guys
all agreed with put it on theside or psychopath? Right? And then
I brought up like salting. Ipersonally have a problem with people grabbing the
salt and salting chips. A communalbasket of chips and you just grab the
salt without saying anything and start saltingthem. I also think think you're a

(38:44):
psycho. The husband emailed me.Now, normally when in my experience,
this is only in the life thatI've lived, right, That's all I
can speak on the women in mylife that when they've told stories, they've
not left anything out. As amatter of fact. Sometimes I get stories

(39:05):
girls, and a lot of factcould be trimmed from those stories. Okay,
that's just my experience. Okay,Okay, I'm gonna get to the
point. Guy. So why Iappreciated Nina's email, But now I'm finding
she left out a few convenient details. Her husband emailed me. No,
they didn't know what it was.They didn't know I was doing this bit
today. Okay. They sent thisto me on Sunday night when they were

(39:30):
eating Okay, here we go,Eran, this is Nina's man, They
were my fries. That changes everything. That changes the whole dynamic. Yeah,
you can't get you can't get madover the way people are catchuping their
own stuff. And I love oneright to the point. Good morning.

(39:52):
This is Nina's man. They weremy fries. She just happened to help
herself to them. Plus, Idon't drown my fries and catch I leave
some dry just in case she wantsto help herself to some. Y'all have
a good day. Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. That is a
very important detail. What old on. He ordered the fries that I stole,

(40:15):
but I didn't like the way hehad them. I mean that judging
you for the way you eat.But if it's a shared fry thing,
like if they knew they were sharingit, it's psycho to pour it on
top of it. Who cares whatyou're doing with your own fries. I
do appreciate someone who knows the wayI like to eat my food, so
they keep their food like it,but not when they if they ordered it

(40:36):
for you, ready for my consumption. So I have switched to Team one
because they were his fries. Ohyeah, but yeah, I'm keeping the
pole question up as it reads ketchup on fries when sharing, so that
is in caps and I'm gonna emailhim back to did you swear that seventy

(40:57):
five percent of this audience would sidewith pouring catch up all over the froes?
Just consider one. Consider that myemail to you. Just hit me
back. Listen. I love youguys. Everyone's gonna die alone, so
just eat your food the way youlike it. Of our audience when sharing
fries catch up on the side,five percent of our audience psychos dump it

(41:19):
all over the fries here does okay? Thank you? Nina, Nina,
Nina, n no, nin no, nin none. Nina still on her
facts to admit though, we gota game intro here, Yeah, we
do. We just have the banoh just bad? Okay, Well yeah,
because it don't need the intro becauseI'm not asking you for to call
in just yet. We're gonna takea short break. We're gonna come back

(41:40):
and we're gonna play the Freeway Battlegame for sold out Rodeo Houston tickets to
see Jelly Roll, and that willcome into play during the game as well.
I will announce the Freeways. Iwill have you call in after the
break. Stay with us, HoustonRocks and the Rock Ryan Morning Show.

(42:02):
I can't reach my button. Whatare you doing? I'm reaching, I'm
going for my button in the middleof sneeze, and I get blocked by
Mike, and I sneezed right intothe microphone. To be fair, they
put the coon, which is whereyou muted if you have to coppers knees.
They put that like in Connecticut,in this not anywhere where it's successful,

(42:24):
and these little key rex arms andI try to go get in and
I just jam my finger. Allright, well, I guess we're not
going to charge those guys for thatpodcast promo that you sneeze over chance of
rain partly cloudy high of seventy threetoday. I'm getting set up for this
freeway battle game, but first Iwant to hear what's trending. Did you

(42:45):
happen to run into any Drake leakedinformation yesterday? Drake the snake, Drake
the actual snake. Was it him? I think it's him? Okay?
Is it him? I don't know, yes, yes, yeah, and
even it's not. And that's likethe best thing ever, because you're like,
I'm not going to deny it,right, Like I'm not going to
deny those rumors. Okay, Soif you don't know, videos of Drake

(43:07):
the Rapper were somehow leaked on theX and he is having he's having a
time with himself and his self.Is he's got a tree trunk, right,
he's helicoptering himself. Yeah, he'sgot a huge dong. This was

(43:28):
reverse though, this is reverse.This would be the worst thing that's ever
been on the app. It's true. The same there are there are there
are two sets of rules. Yeah, you guys get like you guys are
high fiving and girls are like shamed. Yeah, there are two different sets
of rules. Yeah. Also,Taylor Swift threatening legal action against this Florida
college student who's been tracking her privatejet. Jack Sweeney confirmed that you received

(43:52):
a season desist letter from Swific's attorneysthat are threatening legal action for tracking her
private flights online. He's the samekid that was tracking on Musk's flights.
Yeah, And Elon said, pleasestop in the public record. It's a
public record. Elon said, I'llgive you five thousand dollars if you stop
tracking my flights. The kid goes, would you think of upping that to

(44:14):
fifty thousand? Elon took down hisaccount on X. He's the owner he
can do that. Oh, butthe kid tracks Jeff Bezos. The kid
tracks everybody tracks all yet, soit's not just Taylor. But because she's
the biggest name in the world rightnow, that's why it's getting some news.
Him flashing the season desists letter fromher attorneys was a big deal and
I went viral. Also, BrittanyGriner has a memoir called Coming Home,

(44:38):
and it's coming out this spring.I here's the thing I want to know.
Tell me what the thing is.Please. I want to know her
thoughts on this country. Now Ido. I want to know. I
want to know her feelings. That'sthe only reason why I would pick up
this book. We all know whathappened to her. The news covered every
inch of that story, but inher own word, I would like to

(45:00):
know her thoughts on the country.I'm interested. I'm hooked in. Well,
then you don't need to buy Youdon't need to buy the book.
You can just wait till the dayit comes out. Somebody will cover that
on on social media. I'll buyit. I'll read it. Thank you
such a patriot. Okay, that'sa trending. On eighty four five of
The Bus, We've got an introfor this game took focus on your of

(45:27):
some fun to try. Please justtry not to tie Freeway Battle Game.
What are we giving away? Oh, I have a pair of tickets to
the sold out Jelly Roll show atRodeo Houston. Here's what gets to play.
If you are now currently anywhere onthe six to ten loop, you

(45:49):
can play and represent everyone on thesix to ten loop. You can call
Chile now seven one three four five. It is the Freeway Battle Game.
What other free road gets to playit ten Baytown East Freeway. If you're
on the beast side of it,ten you get to play the game today.
It ten East Freeway. Taking onthe six' ten lube. It's

(46:14):
the Freeway Battle game. Those areyour two freeways. If you're on there,
you're eligible seven one three, twoone two five called Chile now if
you want to play a little game. You're listening to the Rod Ryan Show
on ninety four five the Bus fourfive the bus. Good morning, rod
Ryan's Show, getting ready to giveaway some jelly roll tickets for his sold

(46:34):
out Rodeo Houston show. His wifeBunny XO headlining the Looking at Girls blog
page. She's always active out theredoing a lot of podcasts and by his
side just about everywhere he goes.There was a funny moment with jelly Roll.
See that the whole world is talkingabout nothing but Taylor Swift. But
jelly Roll had never met her untilthe Grammys, and she captured the moment.

(47:00):
She didn't take the picture of jellyRoll and her. She thought enough
of the moment to film him gettinghis picture taken with her, because he
knows that is his celebrity crush,Like that's that's his whole pass. You
know, love a girl's girl,love a girl's girl, And that's exactly
what Bunny Yuxo is. She's justa normal girls girl. Super just gallon

(47:23):
around. You'll probably host a gallontides maybe maybe ten percent chance of ray
and part of the Claudie's Guy's highsof around seventy three. Got these jelly
Roll tickets for you and uh themetal opener. It's time for the free
Way se I think Jingle Blake shouldsing for Lincoln Park. Hey can good

(48:00):
morning, Good morning Kathy. Whatfreeway are you representing this morning? Six
to ten over by fifty nine likeMatta Galeria? Oh sure, just kind
of cruising around the Loop this morning. I did say anybody on the six
ten Loop can play this morning.Good luck to you, Kathy, you're
gonna be taking on. Let's see, I offered it up to oh the
ITM Baytown East Freeway. Hey Rob, good morning, Good morning Rod.

(48:22):
How are you? I'm doing awesome? Are you on the beast side of
town? I sure I am rightnow. Good to have you on the
show today. So this is howthe game works. It's called the Freeway
Battle Game. I'm going to giveyou a subject, okay, and then
you guys are going to have togive me answers. You're going to alternate
rattling off answers back and forth.You cannot pause, you cannot pause for

(48:44):
longer than three seconds. You cannotrepeat something that was already said. And
you know what, we're pretty generouson this game, but no blatantly wrong
answers. Who's who's playing with youtoday? Kathy? In the background there,
I've got my kids with me,Jack and Olivia. What are their
names? Jack and Olivia? Jackand Olivia? Good luck, bombie.

(49:05):
Okay, So do the rules makesense. I'll give you a topic.
I'll start with Rob, and thenKathy, you will have three seconds to
give me an additional answer. Okay, okay, all right, here we
go, Rob, are you ready? Yes? Okay, today's subject because

(49:28):
we're giving away Rodeo Houston tickets,foods you may eat at a carnival like
the Rodeo Carnival. Foods, foodsthat you may eat at a carnival.
Rob, you're on the clock.Go turkey leg over to Caffy, Kathy
boot and balls over to Rob.Yeah, Kathy, corn in a cup,

(49:53):
corn and a cup? I lovethat, Rob Cake funnel cake is
right? Kathy jumbo? Sure?Rob? What was it? Sausage on
a stick? All meats on astick? Kathy bristrit, Rob chicken chicken?

(50:15):
Sure, Kathy margarita. Yeah?Why not Rob a beater? Yeah?
Kathy? Uh oh oh got it? Got it? Rob up to
one? Oh so gosh, Ithought he was gonna get it at the

(50:43):
wire. Oh my goodness. Okay, Kay, can you say something.
They were really good at their Theywere very specific on their food this lists.
Okay. Now, now, Rob, you had all the classics,
I mean Rob with classic turkey legfried oreos fun Okay, Kathy, who
am boss? Corn on a cup? Gumbo brisket, I want to Margarine.
I want to hang out with Kathyat the fair. Kathy, You're

(51:05):
the winner. Congratulations. Oh mygod, I'm so excited. Kathy's been
to a few carnivals in her day. I know that was a great matchup.
That was delicious matchup. Guys,what are you giving Kathy? Okay,
Kathy, You're going to Rodeo Houstonto see Jelly Roll perform. Congratulations,
Jack and Olivia, mommy did it? Thank you all right? And

(51:27):
you got to eat every food thatyou mentioned to us during the game.
When you go focus on your answerof some fun, try please just try
to tell you the rod Ryan Show, The Buzz ninety four five the Buzz

(51:50):
linkin eighty two. One more time. Thank you to listener Todd for submitting
this week's wild Card Wednesday feature.Kat is a gamer and a cost player.
We hope you all enjoy it.I do enjoy this. Alex and
I aren't the same on that costplaything. You aren't, so one of

(52:15):
the few things where you guys aren'tturning into the same person. Be awesome
coming home to a whole different personevery day. Come home from work and
it's like a stranger come home there'srecognizing Daphne from Scooby Doo like Tuesday dafting

(52:35):
from Scooby Doo's there and you walkin on Friday and there's a Mandalorian in
the room. You know, it'slike, I'm into that. What all
that? A stranger coming every day? You know, what's I don't know
what's waiting for me at the house. This is awesome. I he's into
it, Alex like, yeah,his routine. I don't want her to

(52:59):
be dressed as Scooby do. It'seither Velma or the other one or no,
it's cosmic over there into Scooby evenall right, you want to be
Scoobs. You had to you hadto be. We got partly Cloudi's guys
today ten percent chance of rain,high of seventy three pole question and there's
already been a lot of I can'teven go into re explaining everything the pole

(53:20):
question today. It's very funny howwe got here. But I am keeping
it up as it reads. CatchUp on Fries when sharing four point seven
percent of our we have two hundredand fifty something votes, which is pretty
good. It hasn't even been upto two hours. Catch Up on Fries
when sharing two point four point sevenpercent of our audience dumping it all over

(53:42):
the fries. That's just crazy.How can you assume that everyone wants what
you want and then ninety five pointthree percent on the side to dimp to
dip your fries. You know there'san email share lots of hashtag Houston Sunrise
is coming in. Thank you?How did it go? I know that
you emailed a lot of the fellasyesterday, or all of the fellas anybody.

(54:05):
People were notified that they were chosenright for the mile of meat,
which is one week from today isValentine's Day, So let me just make
sure all the fellows have heard me. One week from today Valentine's Day.
Don't wait until the last minute andgo get some gas station rows a week
from today. Take care of itearly, okay, Fellas, go ahead.
You sent out emails yesterday congratulating Idid. I did, And out

(54:29):
of the twenty emails I sent outonly five people I didn't hear back from,
and I have I do have astack of alternates as well. So
if I don't hear back from thepeople that I chose in the initial round,
I mean we kind of have toput this thing together right, So
I use other people, but Ineed to hear back from you. Check
your emails if you've kind of beenwaiting. It's so funny because it's either
I hear from people like who arereally excited. They'll send me like three

(54:52):
emails and I'm like, okay,just one, just one, so I
know you're in. But people arereally excited about this, so I understand
it. But I'm waiting to hearback from about five guys. So so
if somebody was looking for an email, it's coming from you, Tessa at
the buzz dot com, It's comingfrom Tessa the buzz dot Com. Most
of the subject lines are SUPs upsup, which is your calling card,

(55:12):
and then it will have the instructionsas far as addresses, where, what
the timeframes we need you from,and you already put your cell phone in
the application. I'm just I wantyou to send it to me again that
way I know you're in. Andthen Chilly and I are going to start
making some calls too, because we'regoing to confirm and double and triple confirm.
I imagine that somebody had probably sentus stuff, maybe using a work
email. Did you use any threateningterminology or your email because some works,

(55:37):
some work emails will flag certain phraseslike stabbing and kill you if you don't
get back right right, Not yet, do you say any of that good
point? Not yet? I willsave that for text or or like,
because there's something they can't record me. I'll just say it like in person.
Certain phrases about like torturing people andkilling them might put it into the
do you say in the email don'tbe selfish and take up a meet spot

(56:00):
aggressive, like, don't be likeif you can't do it, then they
came up. You change your mind, you're having cold feet. I get
it. Don't be selfish. Youcan take up a spot of mete.
You do need to be aggressive rightnow, and it's like, don't don't
mess around. You're getting if you'reat the wire. I view this as
a golden ticket. You've been chosento be on the roadside. One week

(56:21):
from today, the girls will bedriving by, they'll be checking you out.
I just heard from deb over atBMP the shirt's are ready, okay,
So I mean we're actually doing thingson time this year, which is
great. It's weird, so justthere's nothing else to really do. Other
than guys, if you applied,check your junk email. It sounds like
there's about five of you that haven'tgotten back to us yet. Check your

(56:42):
emails. Guys. Fellows is Rock'sSerenatives and The Rod Ryan Morning Show.
Good morning, rod Ryan's show mate. We're not even at the halfway point
yet. I got thirty seconds theMars tickets for you next hour. He's
looking for those sold out blue OctomHuber tickets. Well, you'll find them
at the end of the rainbow.That's about nine to fifty five on this

(57:05):
show. That's when we hit theend of the rainbow. That's the end
of our show. We call itno the show. So we'll hook you
up tonight. It's got to staywith us. Ten percent chance of rain
partly cloudy, yes, about seventythree today. Tessa with Houston's Headlines.
House Republicans did not have a goodday on Capitol Hill yesterday. They're said
to have been a major reason whybipartisan Senate bill is a non starter.

(57:29):
So for a month, about amonth, they were trying to impeach Homeland
Security Secretary Alejandra Majorkis. That motionfailed yesterday after Utah's Blake Moore changed his
vote to nay, bringing the numberof Republicans who voted against the measure to
four and breaking a two fifteen totwo fifteen tie, so that switch made
the final counter Republicans voting against themeasure to four. The House also failed

(57:51):
to pass the standalone aid bill forIsrael yesterday. The bill needed a two
thirds majority to post. It gottwo fifty to one to eighty. So,
yeah, lots of politics, lotsof politics. We're leading with that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Soyeah, we'll go from there.
We'll go from national to local.Here in Texas, the state is taking
a look at how things are goingwith Houston ISD. The Texas Education Agency

(58:15):
Commissioner Mike Marath was in town yesterdayfor the first time since Texas took over
HID. He visited Kashmir High School. That's one of the first twenty eight
schools to implement that new education systemthat Mike Miles Superintendent Mike Miles is initiating.
So that initiative is improving test scoresis needed, but they say it's

(58:36):
too soon to draw conclusions today asa deadline for twenty four more principles here
locally to say, if they wantto opt into this program. All right,
let's talk about deodorant, because ifyou think about it, it's a
little strange. And we apply toyodrant too. A few small areas that
mean, do you ever feel likeyou need more coverage? Maybe a lot

(58:57):
more coverage? No? Uh,but you're not a big sweater rod.
You're not one of these guys.And so you have friends that sit there
and like they just exist and theyjust sweat. I do, okay,
I have friends like that. You'reright. I have friends like that as
well. And it's not just dudes, you know, there's some people that
just sweat more. And so thesearch for body deodorant is increased to twenty

(59:19):
seven percent since last year. Onlinesearches have increased twenty seven percent. People
sweatier now. No, they justhave those ads that are running on like
football games. It's the guynecologist ladythat made like the all over deodorant for
women and then they like rebranded itas men's deodorant too, Okay, like
a week later, so people wantit. I just fee the commercial sweat

(59:39):
that's all I know. Might bethe new Stanley cup. You can smell
better everywhere the hashtag full body deodoranthas more than twenty three million views.
I guess the idea is that thesenewer products are safer and more effective to
apply throughout your body, not justyour under arms. There's a lot of
talk about natural solutions that don't requirea special product, but I think we

(01:00:00):
all know I helk my balls everymorning. So who does it? Yeah,
well, there's actually probably a newlistener listening right now that didn't know.
Rod. Oh, yeah, completelyhas to do that. That's his
thing. Yeah, like my twolittle beignets in the morning get taken care
of, and now you new listenerare gone. We will never hear from

(01:00:22):
you again. Yeah. The floorin my bathroom looks like Kelly comes back,
powdered sugar everywhere. I got avacuum it up. Let's talk money.
What Oh, we're switching gears.Yeah, yes, let's go.
Let's go at thirty eight. Itcould have gone on for hours. I
know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll have time at the nine o'clock.

(01:00:43):
A thirty second ad during Sunday's BigGame is going to cost about seven
million dollars, which is basically thesame as last year, and advertisers they
think it's worth it. Last year'sgame was watched by one hundred and fifteen
point one million viewers, and withTaylor Swift on hand this year, who
knows how many more viewers the football game is going to acquire. Companies
continue to tease and in some casesoutright spoil their Super Bowl ads, and

(01:01:07):
we have the latest ones on ourblog page. Hey, Peyton Manning and
with bud Light, as is PostMalone, UFC boss Dana White and a
t Rex. They're all on teambud Light. Uber Eats already, Tea's
an ad with David and Victoria Beckham. Then Jennifer Aison is also going to
be in the commercial. While thead is here, it also includes David

(01:01:29):
Swimmer, Jelly Roll and mister Halftimehimself. Usher go check it out.
Speaking of the ratings, you said, how many people watch the Super Bowl
one hundred and fifteen point one million. So today's the anniversary and it relates
in nineteen sixty four, sixty yearsago today, the Beatles arrived at New
York's Kennedy Airport for their appearance onthe Ed Sullivan Show. Okay, where

(01:01:51):
David Letterman did his show. That'sthe Ed Sullivan Theater. Today's equivalent of
the amount of people that's all theBeatles, it's about one hundred and almost
forty million people. If you're wonderingabout how big that is, think about
everyone watching the super Bowl. Right, The Beatles on ed Sullivan was bigger.

(01:02:12):
Wow. Over thirty percent of thehouseholds in America sixty years ago on
this day watched the Beatles on TV. Right. That is so impressive.
But we didn't have all the streamingoptions, correct, I mean, but
I don't I don't deny that thatis that was like a must watch thing.
The fact that the Super Bowl andfootball can still pull numbers when everyone's

(01:02:34):
on a Hulu or a Netflix ora Peacock. I mean, that's why
people were going to pay big moneyfor That's right. The boys King.
Okay, let's talk about Courtney Love. She's been offered fifty thousand dollars to
take a filmed lie detector test overKurt Cobain's death. I mean, this
is a deal that's been put onthe table to get to the bottom of
Cobain's death. There apparently was thispurported autopsy that was leaked online two weeks

(01:02:58):
ago, and this best selling offand reporter Ian Halprin is saying, look,
I want to update my offer.If Courtney agrees to take the tests
and pass, you'll get her choice. He's giving her like, I don't
know, some sort of some sortof like billboard out in New York for
just the money. He just wantsto get to the bottom. I've interviewed
him before, and he is convincedthat she was involved. One of his

(01:03:21):
mab not convinced she didn't do it. She didn't do it. I am
one hundred percent convinced, okay,that she didn't. Why she wasn't even
there. She wasn't there, Shewasn't even on campus when it happened.
Doesn't mean you can't, you know, kill somebody from distance. What you
do order a drone strike hit man? She wasn't there. Well, yeah,

(01:03:43):
she wouldn't do that. Oh,she wouldn't do it. Ian herself,
the guy that you're talking about.His most convincing thing is that if
you look at the shotgun, hecouldn't have held it. This is morbid,
but he couldn't have held it tohis head and reached the trigger.
It's like his arm wasn't long enoughto reach he wasn't using a wasn't using
a bayonet, a musket. Imean, I just watched so Tim Bleach,

(01:04:06):
and you know, I'm completely convinced. That's my one conspiracy that I
am completely on board with. Thoseare using sadlines. Offering Courtney Love fifty
thousand dollars is not a lot ofmoney, right. It's like, do
you want me to take you towatch Courtylove this slide detector? She got
all the Nirvana money, she's superrich, she's good, and then she
sold the rights to it, soshe's rich on tap of being rich.
And if anything could possibly tie youto a murder, why would you even

(01:04:28):
risk him? Exactly exactly, Alex. Now you're thinking like a criminal,
my friend trying to get his nameout there, Go ahead, toutely well.
Jose Altuve is an astro for life. He signed a five year,
one hundred and twenty five million dollarextension with the team yesterday, all but
ensuring that he finishes his team inAge. His career in Age Town,
Altuve has two World Serious titles,four ALE Pennants and ALE MVP, three
batting titles, six Silver Slugger Awards, amongst about a million other achievements that

(01:04:54):
he's had over his time in Uston. He's already the greatest Astro of all
time. But yeah, it's goodto know that he's going to finish his
career here. That's not it doesn'thappen a lot with athletes anymore. Where
they play, they play. Imean, everybody knows Vigrio had that,
you know, and bagwell, justin this day and age, guys jump
around at different teams. So it'sit's really important that the greatest of all
time only only where an astros universe, which there's no guarantee. I mean,

(01:05:17):
nobody's saying that he's got to retirein five years, but a five
year contract, he's probably gonna startthinking about, hey, how much longer
do I have? Right? Butgood for Jose. You can read all
about this on the sports Bostage today. In basketball, the Rockets felled the
Pagers last night nine. They havea couple of days off before playing the
Raptors on the road on Friday.In college hoops, the fifth rank Houston

(01:05:39):
Cougar's got a big win last night. They blew out Oklahoma States seventy nine
to sixty three. The win improvedthe Coops to twenty and three on the
season going on. You forget thedrop, you just do it now.
I think he lost it. Idid not. I don't want to talk
about it. He cannot find thecougar drop. Houston's Rocking Alternatives, The
Morning Show six ninety four or fiveninety four or five to the bus,

(01:06:04):
Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show.That's ever last? What it's like?
Half point point of the show's peepup. Ten percent chance of rain today,
partly cloudy for your wild card.Wednesday high of seventy three. Another
beautiful day. Man, get outside, spend some time outside if you can.
Man, it's awesome. At thirtyseconds. The Mars tickets coming up

(01:06:27):
for you in just a little bit. Eighty Chilly tells me there are eighty
people up on the one hundred bottlesof Love Street on the wall. Tomorrow
Thursday, another ten will go up. We might I'm talking about this after
this show with Chile. We mayput sixteen people up tomorrow and then the

(01:06:50):
last four for Friday will be thefour beer winners will get a square.
And I think those are going tobe our last people. So yeah,
we may do a We may likeadd a ton of people tomorrow. Does
that sound I mean a beer winnerreally? Does that sound right? I
think on the Friday before we dothis, there's only four slots available,

(01:07:14):
and then we just kind of begpeople, may just if you can send
us a quick selfie so we canget you on the on the beer board
so it looks great. Is thatwhat we do? I was thinking about
that this morning when I woke up. Yep, so I listened to this
guy's always thinking about work. Yeah, he is just to work a hoolays
an animal. Go ahead. Whatwere your thoughts? Uh, there's two
ways we could do it, butthe easiest way would be sending sixteen on

(01:07:35):
Thursday. Yeah. That way they'reall up. I'm down here, you
know. And then that way wejust have to worry about the four beer
winners some Friday Friday. I'm downfor that. If you if you were
asking me if I was going tovote on something, I would vote on
that today. Well that's what we'redoing sixteen. So then it's a crucial
day. Yeah, it is acrucial day for you to send us your

(01:07:58):
selfie. You in the picture witheither a bottle or a can of love
street sixteen. People are going upon the wall tomorrow during the show Huge
Day and then free beer Friday winners. Four of you great poop, Thank
you Chili Coo. You guys alwaysthinking about work, Ti Chili. You'd

(01:08:21):
on a big pile of French friesthat people are sharing, even if it's
just two people sharing a pile ofFrench fries. You're not putting ketchup all
over those fries, are you?No? Because they get all songy if
you don't need them fast enough.And some guys said, the end of
the argument is chips and salsa.Would anybody pour salsa all over the chips?
You just wouldn't do that, right. Why is ketchup not treated the

(01:08:44):
same? Why does some people thinkyou can just put ketchup all willy nilly
all over the fries. That that'sthe pole question today. And there is
four percent of our audience that sayshared fries, the ketchup should be dumped
all over. I do lump thesepeople in together. Okay. Psychopaths,

(01:09:04):
okay, I mean absolute psychos.Okay, the person that kicks the that's
not the same. The person don'tlet me. I'm gonna let you finish.
But that's not the same. Theperson that drops an ice cube in
their home and kicks it under therefrigerator is the same person that puts no,
it's not it's the same psychopathic behavior. You have to eat the ice

(01:09:27):
cube under the fridge. So you'resaying that you are one of these things
and not the other. That's right. I'm a cube kicker. I think
I think people should make fridges betterbecause when they do that dispenser and the
ice just goes everywhere and it fallson floor, it like, that's not
on me, that's on your design. I also I also put the people
that put ketchup all over the fries, I put them in the alex category

(01:09:49):
of not returning the shopping carts towhere they belong when you're done using them.
Probably I think that's the same person. See but like again, the
parking lot a collective space house.I think that put ketchup all over shared
fries are slow walkers. I alsothink that you mess with Texas and you

(01:10:13):
probably throw your garbage out your carwindow. If you pour ketchup on the
fries, you are all of thesethings everywhere. Okay, you get on
the elevator before people leave the elevator. The person that puts ketchup all over
the fries. Is that same personyou probably jump right out of your seat

(01:10:34):
when the plane lands and you gotto go back four rows to go get
your luggage in the overhead because youwere one of the last people on.
You're the guy that puts ketchup allover fries. I think you're the same
person you walk around with speakerphone onwatching YouTube videos in the grocery store,
taking up the whole aisle. You'rein the middle watching a video on speakerphone

(01:10:57):
when I'm trying to get through,the person that puts ketchup all over that
pile of communal frost. You're theworst. And and I know you guys
don't want to hear this. Whenyou salt those damn chips, the whole
table is using that basket of chips. Who the hell do you think you
are? Grabbing a salt shaker andputting it on there. I don't want

(01:11:17):
any more salt. Would you likesome diabetes? Like some high blood pressure?
And like a Mexican restaurant, youcan like, hey, can we
get some more chips, and thenthey'll immediately bring you more chips. So
like you have your own basket theoreticallyeverybody can just have their own baskeard chips.
Yeah you could everybody you bought inon the fries Ala, but it's
communal. It's like here I reach. I'm always like, if you go

(01:11:39):
crazy with the salt, but ifyou do like one little salt thing,
I'm like, I'm never going tocomplain about that after why I oh no,
no, I'm not going to sayanything unless it's on the radio,
like it on my radio show,and then how we all work. I
think that's how everyone works. Like, I'm not going to complain in public,
but I do have a platform,and I will be bitching about this
at six am. Hey, fifteenpeople that listen in the eight o'clock hour,

(01:12:01):
and they're all going to hear aboutwhat a psychopath you are. This
will be on my podcast. You'regonna treat me that my podcast listener is
gonna know about it? Yep,all right, thirty seconds the Mars tickets
on the Flip Rock and Alternative Verse, The rod Ryan Morning Show six to
ten am, The Buzz ninety fouror five, The Buzz Welcome Back rod

(01:12:25):
Ryan Show. It was suggested tome that people that pour ketchup over the
pile of communal fries. Uh huh. They go slow in the far left
lane on the freeway. Same people, same people, same people. Or

(01:12:45):
is a good one When girls arewalking for abreast on a sidewalk, on
a whole sidewalk, like they're filmingan episode of a sitcom or something,
and they have to be walking shoulderto shoulder. Girls, We're gonna walk
shoulder to shoulder two to two,double up. Okay, you don't need

(01:13:10):
to block the whole place. That'show drama starts. Partly cloudy two of
you in the backseat, partly cloudy, ten percent chance of rain hides them
her around seventy three. All right, what's trending? In addition to Drake
the Snake, you're looking at girls, Block Page is doing really well.
I love that Mariah Carey announced herVegas residency. It's gonna start in April.

(01:13:31):
Yes, because the Emancipation of Mimiwas one of the greatest albums she
ever wrote. Like that was theWe Belong Together album that was like it.
It was like, Okay, Mariah, you still got it. I
wonder why me, I wonder whyif she's doing I mean not that everybody
that does there's every tons of artistsdo Vegas residencies. I wonder if she

(01:13:51):
was in any discussions. Is shebig enough for the spear? I mean,
don't ask me your answers. Yes, yeah, duh. My answer
is like no, doy I wouldthink that maybe yes, right, But
she's just he is on that rushmoreof like Whitney Houston, Celine Dion,
Ryan Carrie, next level voices.That's what I'm saying, like generational voices.

(01:14:15):
Okay, so I think yes forthe sphere. But that's one of
the stories, one of the ministories on the Look at a Girls blog
page. Yeah, there's a loton there too. There really is.
Also Pizza Hut is debuting Goodbye Pies. Apparently pre Valentine's Day breakups are a
thing for people believe it's better todo dumping right before Valentine's Day, so

(01:14:38):
that Tuesday before V Day is actuallythe day of the year when most breakups
happen. It's known as Red Tuesday. Anyway, these pies were available as
of yesterday, and you, Idon't know. They even have an excuse
generator to help people come up witha reason to end their relationship. I
don't know this just did. WhenI'm breaking up. I'm just breaking up.
I'm not sending you a pie.Okay, I'm gonna send myself a

(01:14:59):
pie. I'm gonna eat it bymyself. I'll eat it in your name,
Okay, Okay that and then ournumber one bog page is the wild
Card Wednesday, So shout out toher and all her glory. Because apparently
people are clicking clicking away at timI think I want to say yes,
all right, I'll just trending onthe people that have their phones on in

(01:15:24):
the movie. During the movie.They also love ketchup all over the community.
Women sing along during the Broadway show. It's not a singalong, it's
fanta. I don't know what you'retalking about. Yeah, I don't go
to this. Well, guys,if you go, joon't sing along.
We're so uncultured. What are yougiving away here? I have AFI tickets,

(01:15:46):
Oh thirty seconds to bars and AFIWoulden's pavilion. Okay, we'll take
call at number ten seven, one, three, nine, four, five,
twenty years of Mayhem in the morning. Let the run Ryan Show only
nine ninety four or five the buzzGood Morning rod Ryan Show, Lincoln Park

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bleed it out. There's a goodexample. I should have brought that up
yesterday. We we kind of gotout a little bit of a topic about
would you be accepting of Lincoln Parkcontinuing and bringing in a new singer.
Three quarters of that song is MikeShinoda singing. Yeah, they have two

(01:16:29):
singers, kind of like what theydid in Alison Chains. I think after
Lane Staley passed away, I thinkpeople realized, wow, man, Jerry
Cantrelle really did a lot of singingin that band. There were plenty of
times when they were might then whenJerry was singing on his own, just
like you heard Mike who started thatsong, and then they're singing together and
uh, and Alison Change successfully carriedon with a new lead singer who sounds

(01:16:54):
a lot like Lane Staley. Thiswas all sparked by a kid on TikTok
that I was turned on to,and he sounded great when I heard him
on the phone. When I wentback and listened a little bit more,
it did sound like I have toagree with what you guys were saying.
There was a lot of uh.It seemed like there was a lot of
compression and a lot of I don'tknow if it was auto tune, but

(01:17:15):
it did seem like there was littlebit. There was some filters, for
sure on the kid's voice, butI still I mean to his credit though,
if you're trying to cover somebody's song, I would imagine you're gonna try
and make your voice sound as muchlike their's as possible in a lot of
these like cover situations. You know, I want to do this because we
didn't have time yesterday, but Iwant to do it properly. But make
Alex sing no, yeah, it'snot gonna happen. Let me go give

(01:17:36):
away these tickets, and then Alexis gonna try. Alex is gonna try
off for Lincoln Park Live on theair. Let's give away these tickets.
Good morning, good morning, goodmorning. Who's this? Uh? Thomas,
Okay, Thomas and everyone else islike, is like they're over us.
I know, I don't. Idon't know. I'm saying they're flooding,
They're flooding the phone lines. Iwant to clear out the phone lines.

(01:17:57):
But let's give away these tickets first, Thomas, your caller ten congratulations,
Oh my god, thank you somuch, and thank you so much
for listening to the show. Numberone, But number two? What is
he won? Thomas? You getthe tickets at thirty seconds to Mars and
Afi, Congratulations, thank you,You're welcome. Anyone who's not Thomas,
I'm sorry. Sorry next time.Great to have you on the show today.

(01:18:19):
Let me ask you, I don'tknow where you are as far as
Lincoln Park. If you're a fanor not huge fan of Lincoln Park,
would you like them to continue?What do you think about them going out?
And now I'm not starting any rumors. This is all completely generated from
this show where I told you thegirl at Centergenics she said, hey,
watch this video this time she said, I was thinking of you. What

(01:18:41):
do you think of this kid?And I'm like, wow, I was
blown away at his vocals. Whatare your thoughts on Lincoln Park getting a
new singer? I'm not starting arumor, just talking about it. What
would you like? Yeah? Orleave it alone? No? I think
I think it would be great forthem to get a new singer because personally
I never actually got to see themperform live with Chester. Yeah, so

(01:19:04):
it's something you know that if theygot a new singer, I would actually
be able to go see them,you know, just with the new singer
that came up a lot with Pantera. Remember, there was a ton of
people that said they never saw Panteraback in the day. And then now,
of course it was dine Bag Darylthat was missing from the lineup and
the drummer and his brother. Butthey went out and repackaged it. They

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didn't call it Pantera. It wasit. Well, yeah, it was
called Pantera, but everyone knew thatit was. You had Dinebag's best friend
on guitar, and there was onlyone guy on the planet that could have
played guitar, and he agreed todo it, and Zach Wilde did it.
So Thomas, your vote is forYeah, thank you man. Enjoy
your tickets. Because we talked aboutit and we didn't really take calls on

(01:19:47):
it. I want to take somecalls on this. I'm not starting a
rumor. This is all for meseeing that kid. And then people sent
me videos from all these people singingLincoln Park songs. Yeah, and there's
some really good singers out there.Of course, we talked a little bit
about Journey, how the guy thatsings for them now was just a cover
band, was doing a cover bands. He's been in the band longer than

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Steve Perry ever was even though whenSteve Perry was there, that's when all
the hits were written, That's whenthey were Journey, That's when they were
selling out stadiums, you know.But Arnell does an amazing job in there
right now, you know. AndI have friends that love Journey and they
don't feel they're getting ripped off atall. Here's my question. I'm going
to open up these phone lines,Chili, Lincoln Park can just stay no

(01:20:31):
more. Would you be open toMike Shanoda and the rest of the guys
bringing in someone else to maybe handlethe Chester parts? Does he reimagine them?
Does he not try to be Chester? I don't think Adam Lambert sounds
anything like Freddie Mercury, but hedoes seem to be the right guy for
that job in Queen. He reallydoes do an awesome job. But he

(01:20:56):
doesn't sound like Freddy Mercury. No, but he can pus no. I
mean, Freddy Mercury is just soso I'm uncomfortable. So I'm saying that
when people say nobody on the planetcould do Chester, nobody on the planet
could do Freddy Mercury, Right,Okay, Freddie Mercury, We know that,
like we we know that, butthey but they decided to do something
because they wanted to go on andplay the music. And right, that's

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my question. Would you would yoube accepting of somebody coming in with Lincoln
Park or do you just want toleave it, leave what we have and
just live on the amazing body ofwork that we have and then that's it?
No more? Uh seven five,I'll take four or five calls.
Man, I'm interested to hear yourthoughts. Hey, we don't need your
attitude. We have one of ourown, The Rod Ryan Show on ninety

(01:21:45):
four or five. The buzz WellRodeo Houston with Jelly rawl is a sold
out show and we have been givingaway tickets all this week. Last hour
we gave away a pair playing theFreeway Battle. Thursday and Friday, we'll
have a pair to go see JellyRowle and then that's it. I don't
know if we'll have more leading upto the show, but that is all
going down. March sixth and RGStadium ten percent chance of rain. Partly

(01:22:11):
Cloudy's guys hies him around seventy three. We had a real impromptu discussion yesterday
on the show talking about Lincoln Parklistening to a kid just singing his ass
off on TikTok sounded great too,young guy. I mean, something's gonna
happen to that kid, whether hebecomes the new singer of Lincoln Park or
some other band. Just seems likehe had a lot of raw talent.

(01:22:33):
Got us talking, Hey, dopeople even want Lincoln Park to continue?
Switch? I asked Mike Schanoda aboutit, and he skirted that issue.
He just said, Hey, I'mputting out my own stuff right now,
and I think I did ask him, is there any kind of future for
Lincoln Park? What do you see? He goes, I don't know,

(01:22:54):
he said, he really He saidhe didn't know, so he didn't not
answer the question. But would youwant Lincoln Park to continue with another singer?
Is it even possible? I know, you gotta say it. Nobody
can replace Chester Bennington. Nobody,But there are big bands that have lost
the lead singer and that have goneon with other singers. Jordan, Good

(01:23:15):
morning, Jordan. There you are? Hi? Jordan? Hi? All
right? What you think? Well, I'd be bittersweet, but I'd be
okay with him having a new leadsinger. You know, they're gonna make
the right choice. They're not gonnajust grab some kid with no experience off

(01:23:36):
of TikTok. They're not gonna doanything. Chester is Mike Shanoda's best friend.
I'm not gonna do anything to taintwhat you've already done, you know.
So if they're gonna go in thatdirection, you know they'd make they
picked the right person. You know, I'd give them the benefit of the
doubt on that. I agree withyou, Jordan. I'd like to see
him play again. Oh, absolutely, Like I was telling him, I

(01:23:58):
actually had tickets for my birthday tosee their show before you know the news
was announced. Yeah, a lotof people were hanging on to tickets to
that show. Thank you, BigLou, Good morning. Hey brother Rod.
Hey, I'll give you one example, and it's ac DC. If
they had not replaced Bon Scott withBrian Johnson, where would we be.

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That's why they replaced it. ManBack in Black is by far one of
the biggest rock and roll records ofall time. And I saw that concert
you did, oh my god,and people were holding up signs for Brian
Johnson, go home, You're notBond, Long Live Bond Scott. They

(01:24:39):
didn't accept him at first. Turnout to be a way people were mean
to other people they didn't know andhadn't given them a chance yet. But
there was no social media, sothey brought signs. They paid money to
go see them so they could holdup a sign to say, you're not
bon Scott. You know you're right. That's the That's the biggest example ever.
That and Van Halen switching singers.Of course, David ly Roth didn't

(01:25:00):
die, but they but he wasreplaced by Sammy Hagar and huge success.
So I mean a huge band canput another singer in there and succeed.
Yep, thank you man, Iappreciate it. Uh Patrick, good morning,
Yo, I'm doing I'm doing greatman. What are your thoughts on
Lincoln Park. We're not starting anyrumors here, We're just wondering would you

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be open to them getting a newsinger. I have mixed feelings on it,
but ultimately as have to say no. Mike and the guys they know
that Chester was a You're not gonnabe able to find anything that's going to
compare up. But if they wereto look for someone, they would have
to find the best of the things. Let me tell you when Stone Tuble

(01:25:44):
Pilots came through and Chester was singing, and I love Scott Wiland. I
was so happy to be seeing StoneTable Pilots. Okay, whether you called
it STP or chess TP, that'swhat people were calling it. I loved
it. I understand your thoughts though, and you're not alone on that.
Patrick. Thank you for your call, sir. Thank you, Kim,
Hi Kim, Hey h Kim.What are your fellows on? I'd love

(01:26:06):
to see them continue because they wereone of my favorite bands all time.
But whoever they put in that spot, they cannot try to sound like Chester
because they can't bring his pain,anger, emotion, all of his demons.
Nobody else can do like him.They have to bring their own.
Let me throw this out there.Just came to me. When Nirvana went

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in the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame, they didn't even put pressure on
a dude to go up there andsing Nirvana songs at the induction ceremony.
They had ladies, they had womensinging. They had women singing. Now
that was just for the rock androll induction ceremony. But what about a
female Hell, yes, I wouldbe all over that. She could hit
the notes. You know. Imean, if you get the right singing.

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I'm not all girls. That's sayingall girls can hit those notes.
But there's more. Yeah, no, there's more female singers than male singers.
They can hit Chester's notes, youknow what I mean. Oh yeah,
bring throaty singing. Yeah, wegot our own emotions too to bring
to the table. So yeah,I'd be on that. Lizzie Hale,
Lizzie Hale, Lizzie Hale, I'mcalling it right now. I hadn't thought

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about this before I asked stuff goingon though, But just like Chester took
time out of his day job togo and hang with the STP guys,
Lizzie Hale hailstorm on Hold, goout and do something with Lincoln Park.
Mark on the X says about theLincoln Park new singer rumor you're starting,
Rod, I'm not. I'd beup into a new guy going around and

(01:27:32):
singing the Chester stuff, recording newstuff within you guy would be real tough
for me as a fan. Okay, Yeah, that brings up a whole
other question. Touring is one thing. Recording new material, it's a whole
other thing. Philip. I'm gonnalet I'm gonna close it out with you.
Yeah, Yeah, that's what otherthing. I think. If they
were gonna make have a new singer, it definitely have to be a new
material because places Chester, it's gonnaget a lot of a lot of negativity

(01:27:58):
in my opinion. Yea, nobodyis going to see Lincoln Park and then
play only a new album with anew singer. You're gonna want to hear
all those songs. So I thinkit's unavoidable. You cannot carry on.
You cannot carry out on with LincolnPark with that business model. But you
do a couple of throwbacks to appeasethe crowd. But yeah, you move
forward. You stop trying to rehashthe power. Everybody's gonna go you don't

(01:28:23):
want to hear it. You're good, they will if you're good, be
good. Why do you need todo the old stuff? If you're still
good, you still want a jamgetting someone new and create new stuff.
It's not sustainable. I'm sorry.Like what Cam said about his emotion the
end of the music, that's Iagree with her on that. So when
they went out, they went outon tour, all of those songs that
we know and love from back inBlack, they weren't hits yet. So

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you got a brand new singer andthey're doing one or two off of the
new album, but they're doing thewhole Bond Scott catalog when they play live.
It's not sustainable to go out andsay, hey, here's our new
singer. We're just gonna play thisnew album and we're going to play paper
Cut and that's it. You gota couple, you're just one. Yeah,
you're just not gonna get you knowwhat I mean. This is something
that could be at the Toyota Center. It's gonna play arenas, but you

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have to do the catalog to playlive. And we're not starting a rumor
here, but I imagine it'll betaken that way. Thank you. I
thought we just scratched it yesterday andI felt like it was still itchy today.
Uh huh. So thank you guysfor coming in and scratching our backs
the buzz rock and all tearing therod Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to

(01:29:30):
ten am that you pour five thebuzz Good morning rod Ryan's Show. On
this wild card Wednesday, percent chanceof rain partly cloudy sky seventy three would
be the high today. Testing gotone more of these Houston's headlines what you
got okay, So Capitol Hill yesterday, there was a month's long attempt to
impeach on my Security Secretary Aljandra myyork Is that failed yesterday. The House

(01:29:53):
also failed to pass the standalone billfor Israel yesterday. The bill needed a
two thirds majority of the pass itdid not. You had Minority Leader Mitch
McConnell saying in a press conference thatthe notice from House Speaker Mike Johnson saying
that the bipartisan senateville dealing with immigrationand aid for Israel Ukraine would be dead
on arrival in the House met therewasn't a path for the legislation to become

(01:30:14):
law. A stretch of a majorstreet in southwest Houston is now closed at
night to help cut down on crime, Houston Polief has police have installed gates
on Bissonet Street that would be closedat night and reopened in the morning.
Now, this is a notorious areaof our city known as a Bisonet Track.
It's been tied to a prostitution,human trafficking, another illegal activity.
Last year, HPD started closing CenterParkway and Plainfield Street every night between Bisint

(01:30:38):
and the Southwest Freeway. Local businessowners say that isn't working. I don't
know if this is the biggest giveawayin the history of the Super Bowl ad
promotions, but it's pretty big.Door Dash says they want to give one
lucky winner one of everything being advertisedduring Super Bowl Sunday. They've already started
a list of prizes and I've gotfour of them. They are insane.
One is that BMWM six the electricvehicle. There's another. There's like two

(01:31:02):
other cars on here so far,a Kia EV nine suv and as yet
to be announced boldswagon, a Clydesdalehorse saddle, and the list goes on
and on. It'd be cool ifthey were given away the actual Clydesdale.
Yeah, that would be pretty cool. You could give a horse away,
right, Yeah, like horses.The saddles, I'll say this, the
saddles are built. I've never seena cleaner anything in my life than those

(01:31:25):
Clydesdale horses and all of the brassand the everything that's associated with them,
all the buckles and everything. Yeah, I've never seen anything as clean in
my life. So also, Ithink it was Budweiser. The other day
they had tweeted out a video ofa baby Clydesdale. That was a really
cute thing. It was a reallya baby. Clydesdale's pretty awesome. In

(01:31:45):
the way of food, door Dashalso wants to give away a thousand Popeye's
wings, eighty drumstick ice cream cones, a thirty pound bucket of mayonnaise,
two hundred and eighty eight packages ofpeanut butter minem, sixty bottles of Mountain
Dew, Baja Blasts, and afandual Kick of Destiny helmet. So you'd
ask about the gambling Alex Fan duelKick of Destiny helmet. Pretty good prices.
Again, one person's gonna win allof this, So we got a

(01:32:08):
link. We have a link upon links and guests specifically for this giveaway.
Yeah, Gina Carano assuming Disney andLucasfilms for discrimination and wrongful determination,
and Elon Musk is paying her legalbills. Gina played the popular character Karen
Dune on Star Wars series Mandalorian,but she was let go in twenty twenty
one over tweets that the company haddeemed defensive. It was all right,

(01:32:30):
leading stuff covering issues like election interference, mask mandates, and pronouns. If
you're wondering where Elon Musk fits inall this. He's just pledged financially back
users who claim they've been discriminated againstdue to activity on Twitter slash x a
gay X. Let's talk about music, because Hardy is going all in with
rock. He announced yesterday he's releasinga rock album before his tour starts this

(01:32:51):
summer. He's also dropping a singleon Friday called rock Star. Doesn't Nile
Back have a song by the samename anyway. The cover art for Hardy
single is pretty funny. He's dressedlike Kurt Kobaine, Paul Stanley, and
Freddie Mercury. Houston said lines,do you know this guy? I do.
He opened for Morgan Wallen and hedoes a duet with Lee Laney Wilson.
I think it's called Get in theTruck. That was a really popular

(01:33:12):
duet. It a ton of awards. So you think I'm oh, listen,
I'm open. There are no lanesfor me. If you make good
music and it's good, I don'tcare what I don't care what genre you're
dipping your toe into it. Itit sounds good, I'm gonna play it.
There are more and more people withthat thought you know there's people that
are gonna be kicking and screaming andeverything like uh uh uh, he's in

(01:33:33):
he's got to be in this box. But more people are thinking, like
you say, you want to doit? Do it all right? What
you got up with their sports guys, Well, in some Astros news,
jose Al two. They signed afive year, one and twenty five million
dollar extension yesterday with the Astros allinsuring or all butt ensuring he'll finish his
career with the team. He's gottwo World Series titles, four ALE Pennants

(01:33:53):
and al MVP, three batting titles, and six Silver Slugger Awards, just
to name a few. You couldgo on for another twenty minutes if he
gave me the time on just namingall of the achievements he's had over his
career. But it's good to knowthat he's gonna finish his career, most
likely in d H. So youcan read all about this on the sports
blog page today with congrats to JoseAl tub and basketball. Rockets got a
loss last night. They fell tothe Pacers. They were trailing for most

(01:34:16):
of the game and then kind ofpulled it close there at the end,
but just couldn't get it done.They're gonna have a couple of days off
before playing the Raptors on Friday night. In college hoops, the fifth Roek
Houston Cougar's got a big win lastnight. They blew out Oklahoma State seventy
nine to sixty three to win,improved the Kugs to twenty and three on
the season. Yeah, I didfind it. He found it. He
found it. Are you ready wonderif it's as good as I remember?

(01:34:39):
Okay, play it go worthy.So we're on the sports blog page today.
Check out our boy Joey Chestnut.Chestnut never never takes any days off.
He just was casually downing one hundredmini donuts at a halftime of a
lacrosse game. Here's my dad goesout all the time, but Joey Chessa
does it way faster. Go checkit out Sports Blog, Pitch Houston's Rock

(01:35:00):
Houston's Alternative All Day, and TheRod Ryan Morning Show ninety five The Buzz.
All right, here we go ninetyfour or five. The Buzz.
That's a man that gets brought upa lot when we're having that discussion about
lead singers. Adam Gone Tia nolonger the lead singer of Three Days Grace,
and they went in and they gota new lead singer, and he

(01:35:20):
sounds great. And Adam's going onto do other things, and he sounded
great on the things that he's doing. It's possible. Adam Gonetier and Chester
Bennington in the same discussion. Well, that might upset a few people.
I understand that. Well, goodmorning, hope, you're off to a
great start to your day. WildCard Wednesday turning into a way back Wednesday.
I just tweeted out an old video. Okay, so we played Sublime

(01:35:44):
wrong way and Matt sent me anemail. He said, every time you
all play that Sublime song, itreminds me of how you and your show
introduced me to YouTube back in theday, because it was a brand new
platform and you posted of this onit. I did a quick Google search
on you. Well, no,on a Google search. I did a

(01:36:04):
search on YouTube and I just putRod Ryan's show Dancing YouTube. It was
seventeen years ago. Wow. YouTubewas brand new. Wow, and Jessica
had somehow we had a camera inthe studio and Teresa was making fun of
my dancing. Somebody grabbed some dancemoves that I was doing off of the

(01:36:30):
studio camera, like the Peep Showwhatever we did back then, and put
it on this brand new website calledYouTube. Yeah, it was a featured
video on the front page for likethree days. Oh snah. And you're
like, do you have a millionviews on it? No? I think
like forty seven thousand views on it. Oh these are good moves, though,

(01:36:50):
dude, what do you think supergood for forty seven thousand views getting
it seventeen years ago? Wow?Eight left no crumbs, as the kids
say, oh, what is that? I don't know that. Oh you
ate that? Ate left no crumbslike you did that demolished it right,

(01:37:15):
because I was trying to do likethe running Man? And then what's the
what's the other one? The flapjackor something or I don't know. I
don't know. I don't think themove. I don't know. Till this
day, I wouldn't know. TheRunning Man is baffling to me. How
that's done? People, I freakout. I kind of know how the
moonwalk is done. What you canis the is it the Roger Rabbit?

(01:37:38):
What's this one? You know?I'm not going to do it again.
I'm not recreating that I'm not doingthat. Isn't there some kind of a
a rabbit, you know what Imean? Like a thing? Is the
artist singer? You know you're mydancer. I know you go out with
your little phillies and you dance dancingevery week. Get breaking down, back

(01:38:02):
it up. I've seen you onthe TikTok dancing, So don't say you
go dancing. I do love agood six seven eight? Can you do
the running man? I can't do? You not want to? I don't
know. I don't know here.How do you do? How do you
do the ring? I just knowbetter than you whatever it is, better
than me, And I'm mad andI altally got up to do the dance

(01:38:24):
without knowing how to do the dance. Oh my god, it's exhausting being
this talented. Give me a littlebit of that running man again. I
can't do that. This is whatyou were doing. Don't do what I'm
doing. You don't want. Nobodywants to dance like me. I can't
like at all. Mine was tentimes worse than whatever I saw in that

(01:38:47):
video. It's carpet. It's hardon the carpet. That's what it is.
I need the carpet I need likelights on the floor like this dance
fever. I need a shot,some socks. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I can't be expected a cardboard boxtop. I tweeted out the video,
So I guess it's a way backWednesday. But thank you for reminding

(01:39:10):
me of that. I left somecrumbs I didn't eat. There's crumbs all
over the place. That's a newone for me. I didn't heard that
yet. Chance to go fund yourself? Uh huh? Do we have sold
out blue October tickets yet left?Uh huh. We're gonna give you those,
I know the show, but man, chance at one thousand bucks?
Come on, man, we needa local winner. Ninety four or five

(01:39:30):
the buzz. Good Morning, rodRyan Show, Welcome back. I hope
you are making a really a greatattempt at trying to get that thousand dollars.
I mean, I only want youto win money, but chances to
go fund yourself all day today,well until five o'clock every hour, so
Jeremy will pick up at at tenten right around there, he'll give you
a chance to go fund yourself.We need some more local winners here,

(01:39:54):
I mean, we're playing along,so we might as well get some people
some cash. Okay, I dohave sold blew October tickets for you coming
up. I know the show,but right now, Alex go wait a
minute, let me hit that againline. It's Alex online ninety four five,
the right what you got? Allright? Today, you're gonna try and

(01:40:16):
see if you can name a romcom just by looking at a screen shot.
Oh might They're not that difficult.I thought this was a fairly easy
one. Okay, but it's theseason for rom coms. What's the best
role about this one? Right now? Is Matthew anything with Matthew McConaughey in
it back in the day. Idon't know what that is. You don't
know what that is? Thatality?No, it's not. You're bad at

(01:40:39):
this. This is not good atit. Our best rom com is the
break Sorry the breakup is that?Doesn't that end badly? It's romantic and
it's community Is that a Did youlaugh at it? And did you also
worry about the relationship in it?Because I think that, oh, is
there a relationship involved in it?And then are you laughing? You know?
Laughing? And the relationships involved isromantic and comedic. It's depressing at

(01:41:00):
the end. If those are theboxes that need to be checked, Both
boxes are checked on the breakup.I refuse to say that it is not
a rom com. It is thebest round. What about like Sleepless in
Seattle? Is that a rom com? I think so? Yeah? I
think so. Can't play like that. You've got mail serendipity just off the
top of my head. I'm justa girl standing in front of a boy.

(01:41:21):
That's a comb. I hate aboutyou. Oh that one's so good.
So those wrong coms they all play? She reads the poem legally blonde
rom com? Okay, cool?So all that plays? Uh yeah,
thank you. I think I thinkthat plays rom coms, very very vague
genre. But go check it out. See if you can name that rom
Come at the Weapon at rod RyanShow page, The Bees dot Com,

(01:41:43):
The rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninetyfour five, The Buzz Okay ninety four
five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Giovanni and the
Hired Guns. Struggling. If Ishould share this information with you, guys
I'm struggling, then you should definitelyput it out in the open. Don't
let it control you. You're justleading with fear, lead with love.

(01:42:05):
But I'm googling things in the middleof the show, and I shouldn't be
because I don't want to give outany bad information. But oh, you've
had us google worst things. Trustme, there's the war going inside my
head. Sometimes there are two wolvesinside you, right, all right.
I want to start out by sayingthey don't take any of that stuff lightly.

(01:42:26):
I just I know it's gonna soundweird, but I am not suicidal
in any way. Okay, okay, let me just get that out of
the way. Thank you for clearingthat up because I googled. What is
that feeling you get when you're likestanding on a bridge and you think about
jumping, even though you don't wantto jump. I'm never gonna jump up
any thoughts. Intrusive thoughts. Okay, that's what I'm finding out about.
Okay, intrusive thoughts. I'm doingthis in a three minutes. I don't

(01:42:50):
mean it's like if I don't getup the stairs before this time, then
I'm going to die. I don'thave that. I get that all the
time. But I mean, whatwould happen if I just let go of
this legend jumped off the edge ofthe bridge. Right now? There is
something there's a difference between and thisis what I've learned in the last three
minutes being on the internet. Whenyou're standing on a cliff and for no

(01:43:14):
apparent reason, you have some sortof a what you said, an intrusive
thought, like what if I jumped? You don't want to do that.
No, you're just but you justyou're putting that hypothetically. It's crazy.
It's an option, even though it'snot an option, but what if.
Now there is something called high placephenomenon which is very specific to being in
a high place. Let me tellyou about my intrusive thought that I just

(01:43:36):
learned about. Please, this isa safe space for you. But I
just went to the restroom, Okay, as one does. Did you want
to hit somebody? I didn't wantto punch anybody. Those aren't intrusive thoughts.
That's anger aggression issues. We havethose axies. I went, I
went to the bathroom, and Iwent out the back door which gets you

(01:43:59):
to the bathroom, and other Ididn't go through the front door. Took
an I'm not going to do this, but there's a fire alarm that's right
outside the door, and I tooka picture of it. It's so appealing
to me like it does. Itsays it's asking you to. But it's
not like the ones I had inschool that had like a bar across the

(01:44:19):
top. It's got that red buttonon it, and it's so attractive to
me. I'm going to push itbefore we leave. There's don't even I'm
going to push it on. Thankyou, it'll get you fired. Don't
do it. I'm definitely not goingto do that when I walk by that.
Every time I go out to thebathroom the back way, I'm gonna

(01:44:41):
I'll tweet out the picture so youcan see what it looks like. I
don't know if all I don't thinkall fire alarms look like this. There's
something that looks so appetizing about thisone. There's there's not a day that
I've walked by that which I say, that'd be so cool to pull that,
But I won't do it. That'sthat's I'm finding that. That's called
an intrusive thought. Yeah, arethere other things? Oh, there's so
many other things with fire stuff likethat, like those break in case of

(01:45:04):
emergency, break glass in case ofemergency. I saw that and had the
little hammer that's like changed to it, Like every single time. I wanted
to punch the hell out of that. And it's like, yeah, I
broke it. Don't need this,but like, don't tell me to break
it. Mine happens when I drive, like if someone's in a parking lot.
I mean, I'm like, whatwould happen if I just press the
gas right all over? Yeah?Like that woman down a clear lake who

(01:45:25):
reversed it and ran over her husbanda couple of times. Yeah, he's
out. You had that thought before. I thought, like and again and
again. I just I don't thinkyou're going to do it. No,
no, no, no, butthese are thoughts. I'm not pulling the
alarm, but I think about itevery time I walk by. Yeah,
I just think. I just think. I know I can get scary,
And I'm like, dude, whatif I just you know, through this

(01:45:46):
bowling ball, like you know Iit happens to be everywhere. Yeah,
what if I just threw this bowlingball at your face? What if I
do this bowling ball at the door. That's American psycho? Yeah, like
all the time though, that's Ithink that's impressive. I think that's like
a that's a disconnected wire. WhyI had that too. I have all
of the above and it's not it'sit's just like to me, it's like

(01:46:10):
genuine like human curiosity because you areyou're thinking of the next step, like
throw a wrench in the plan.And that's what gets me every time.
Can you see the skull being crushed? No? No, Sometimes I can
give about myself, like to dropthis ball on my foot, on my
arm butt like that would hurt,wouldn't it. I always look at it

(01:46:30):
like like what you're saying, likethe looking off the legs and you're like,
if I jump right here, likeI look, I wouldn't die,
but like my legs are toast likethese Like it's like it's a thought prisent,
like what all would happen? I'mnot gonna do it, but I
you know, I have a balcony. I have a balcony in my house.
I'm like, I bet you bothlegs would be mangled, but I
survive. The rest of me mightbe okay, yeah, Why would I
even think that? I don't know. But that's I think what makes it's

(01:46:53):
a it's a it's a big likemental thing where it's like that separates like
the psychopaths from the not psychopaths whereit's like, oh my god, we
all have those dots you act onthat you're not acting that thought. Ever
been at a hotel, always lookedat the pool saying I think I could
make it. Oh yeah, everytime I've been, every time I've been
on about is that an intrusive thought? I'm not going to do anything like

(01:47:15):
that. He just used to doit. I'm not going to do it
that. But it's the same thing, right, Yeah, There's never been
a time that I have been insome sort of a motel situation or wherever
and there's a pool in the middle. I think I can make it.
I do it with food too.I do it with food. Like how
do you relate this to foot?It gives me something like super gross,

(01:47:38):
like like remember like remember that Seattlegum alley. Dude, what if I
just like pulled off one of thesegums and started showing it like get to
freak people out? So funny.Tessa had not heard of this, But
it's right there, that's right bythe by the Pop Culture Museum. There's
and I've never been there. Apparentlythere's a wall and it's just a wall
of chewed gum. It's like analley of disco gum and it's literally you're

(01:48:00):
walking this is the grossest thing.But if you were taking pictures, I'm
like, dude, what if Ijust went up robbed a piece of gum
started chewing it like it would breakeveryone out and e the grossest thing ever,
But it'd be very funny intrusive thoughts. Don't let them win. We
all have don't Okay I am not, nor should you. No, God,
don't act on him. Don't acton you either, think of you.
Don't act on him, I thought, But I walk by, I

(01:48:24):
think fire alarms, and I don'tnotice them all the time. It's something
specific to this design at the SexyFire. Whoever designed it, it is
it is. It's like the mostdelicious piece of pizza ever. I want
to pull that fire alarm so badnow, Like I have never wanted to
pull a fire alarm more than Iwanted to pull a fire alarm right now.
I'm not going to that psychopath.Yeah, this is me saying stop,

(01:48:45):
like they designed it too good,but I want Yeah, it's so
they got to pay too clear,a different color way too good. Okay,
Well it's a candy. I'm gladwe have this discussion. I don't
know about any of this stuff.I looked at it for three minutes on
the Internet before I went on theair with it. You're allowed to think
him, just don't act on intrusivethoughts, learning learning on the show,

(01:49:10):
right, celebrating twenty years on theBuzz, twenty years of the most beautiful
man any of us have ever met. Yeah, yeah, that four five
The Buzz ninety four or five TheBuzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show,
Nirvana, All apologies, little intrusivethoughts discussion before that, A couple

(01:49:34):
of emails coming in, a lotof emails coming in rod Intrusive thoughts,
just walking up to someone and punchingthem in the face. I'll never do
it, but I think about itall the time. Tessa's laughing, You're
so evil, You're so evil.I'm not any more or less evil than
the next guy. I think moreevil, I know. I just think.

(01:49:59):
I just accept that that is apart of the human experience, and
I don't shy away from it.I'm like, yeah, yeah, I
do want to punch you in theface. And we're talking about something specifically
called intrusive thoughts, things that youwill not act on. So I don't
want to hear any bitching from groups. Yeah, group, but this guy
just chat Brother Rod. When groupsof bicycles take up the whole road,

(01:50:21):
Not that I ever would, butmaybe just a little bump in the group
is gonna come for you will getI will get email from bicycle people today.
We're not gonna do it because Iread that I will get emails there
they email. Uh. My intrusivethought is that every time I drive over

(01:50:42):
a freeway connection that is super high, I think, at what speed and
at what angle would I have tohit the wall with my car to go
over that? Dude, Okay,I do that. I'm like, what
if there was no ending to this? Like what if I just fall off
the edge of this or take alittle turn? I have Unless you're standing
over a well, you can seethe bottom right, any type of by

(01:51:05):
on lake, anything you can.Like, you just think about the biggest
thing you could throw to make thebiggest splash. I always think that,
Yeah, I could push this carin there, how big splashing. Happy
Caleb sends an email this is perfectfor me. Hey, brother Rod,
I am a fire alarm fire sprinklerinspector. On the annual inspections. I
let the customers and employees pull thefire alarms on during inspections. That would

(01:51:30):
scratch since they have to be testedannually. Anyway, if you ever see
the inspectors ask if you can pullit, I would love that for me
if we pulled it and then wejust said it was a tess. I
know what I'm getting Rod for hisbirthday. I would love that for me
to come let him pull out afire alarm for your house, just to
have it. Just let me doit. I've always wanted to hit the

(01:51:50):
way to hit the like in thehotels, the sprinkler thing where it's like
you're not supposed to have anything hoton it and you're not supposed touch it,
like I'm always wanted to hang clotheson it. I'm always wanted to
hit it. I was going tohold a lighter under it and just see
if it sprinkles. Everything will.Now that you mentioned that, I too
have had that, and I justwondered if I do not do so much
in the rooms well because you seeit in movies and maybe on TV shows,

(01:52:14):
but somebody will grab a lighter andyou just wonder, can I put
it up there for one second,just kidding, just to find out.
It's an experiment, just kidding.I mean, what is the threshold?
How much heat before that thing springsand water goes everywhere? Thought, and
that's what is the maddening thing thatyou start thinking about when you look at

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it. I'm not trying to vandalize. I just want to find out myster
I cannot believe we're having this discussionthat exact thing that you just mentioned.
I was staying at the Treemont House, which is an older hotel in Galveston
this weekend, foncie that you're right, and they have that old school sprinkler.
I hadn't seen one in years,and I thought about final lighter.

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Did do you have a lighter?I could borrow a kid? Hey,
kid, you packing? You gota lighter for me? I hadn't thought
about that until you just said so. But see, this is good because
if there are any kids listening,just know, like your urgent is to
do stuff, we all have them. It's just we're trying to control them.
And it's still hard not doing thatstuff. It's hard. That's when

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you become an adult where you're like, oh, I didn't just hit the
kid in front of me because Ifelt like it. I had I can't
just hit my coworkers. I'm atwork and I had to be a civilized
human being right now to be partof society. Good. I guess this
is growing up. Good morning,brother Rod. Now that you know about
intrusive thoughts, I recommend you lookup when intrusive thoughts win. Oh no,

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he said, there's a crap afunny VI. I'm done. I'm
done after the show. Everything's intrusivethoughts. Now. My problem is I
have the type of personality once Ionce it's been marinating, we basically we've
basically like diagnosed it, right atleast, I mean, I'm learning about
it for the first time. Itjust I don't know if it helps or

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if it feeds it, you know, like just talking about it. They
say, you know, get itout, get it out you can and
you'll feel better. Yeah, Ifeel like I need to know more.
You need You're going to go downa worm hole of intrusiveness. Yeah,
I think so. Which. Ifeel like you'll introduce more thoughts that I
don't want. No, told youthere's a war in my head. Guys.

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Every day I'll just be saying stuffthough, like I'm letting them win.
Sometimes I found out YouTube somebody's holdinga lighter to the vice Sunday tomorrow.
Say oh, well, all right, what are you giving away?
I know the show pair of ticketsto see Blue October at their sold out
show, seventy one to three viewsa call. This shouldn't set everyone right.
Okay, get your minds right,don't let your intrusive thoughts win.

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I gotta come up with the question. I got to focus. Yeah,
try not to punch anybody coming upwith your questions. You guys, don't
make it easy or smash their facein with a bully can make it easy.
Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, andthe rod Ryan Morning Shows not EO
by the Buzz, Good morning,rod Ryan's Show. Just one more please
please, brother Rob, Please don'tkill yourself. That would really you would

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be missed. I'm not gonna killmyself. I promise, I promise.
I don't take that lightly. Butwe're it goes hand in hand with those
intrusive thoughts we were talking about.Uh. He goes on to say,
this is mark last week, andI think every time we mentioned one of
these it's connecting with somebody. Lastweek, I was boiling water to cook
some corn, and I thought tomyself, what would happen if I stuck

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my hand in the boiling water.Of course I didn't do it, and
I'm sure it would hurt like amother. I'm not sure if my skin
would melt off to the bone.I'm not sure if it wouldn't. I
know it wouldn't be good. Yes, Like, look at that boil,
Look at that. Look at thatYou're gonna crawfish boil. They're like,
let me just put my hand inthere and grab a crawfish? Yeah,
what could they? What could beso bad? What could happen? Everything

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could happen? Oh so much,so much stuff. More than one person
has looked at a rolling, boilingcrawfish cauldron and thought about stick their hand
in there. Dude, you knowwhat my little sister did you know those
like turkey cutters with automatic knives thateveryone kind of uses on Thanksgiving? Electric
knives? Yeah, electric knives.So her dad Joe is like cutting the

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turkey and she put her little handin it. She put her little hand
right on the night she let that. She always tells, why did you
do that she goes my intrusive thoughtsone that day brow my antruestive thoughts.
One. She was little, shewas probably like five or six. Oh.
I don't know if that's intrusive thoughtsor just the dumb kid. The
explanation was, I wanted to knowwhat it felt like. Okay, what

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a weird radio show today. Callmy sister dumb dumb. I will let
my intrusive thought. All kids aredumbage five, not my sister. She's
dumber. Now anyway, okay,go go ready, that's the music.
Okay, okay, what are yougiving? What does Rod do every morning?
Pair of tickets see bowo October?Okay, what you told about all

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over deodorant? And you said,I think everyone knows I do this every
morning. You compared it to Bennet's. You said you had the vacuum.
Oh yeah, you do this.Of course I do, and everyone knows
it fresh as a daisy every morningseven one, three, two, one
two five five second, Hey Alexa, play ninety four point five the Buzz
on iHeartRadio, getting ninety four pointfive to the bus station from iHeart Radio

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The Ron Ryan Show on ninety fourfive, Wake out the Buzz ninety four
or five The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan show Man. I hope
this morning was smooth for you.It went by quick, go fud.
It went by really, really reallyquick. This morning. Again, I'm

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left here. I don't know whatwe talked about. I'm left here with
a stack of papers, things thatI prepared, got ready for this morning
to talk about on the show,And it didn't get to even half of
what I brought in, which isbasically every day on the show, you
always got to overprepare ten percent chanceof rain partly Klaude Scott's Hire seventy three.
Come on now, time for Iknow the show on ninety four to

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five. La la la la lala la la la la la la la
la la la. Oh that's right. I was busy talking about sticking my
hand in a boiling pot of potatoes. Good morning, Rob Ryan Show,
Good morning. Who's this? There'struth? Sure Africa. Do you have
any intrusive thoughts? I had myfair share. It's weird, isn't it?

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Like you're not gonna do it,and it's just it's a fleeting thing.
It comes in, it comes out, just like, why did I
even think like that? For asecond. I talk. When I get
my eyeliner wrong for Houston life,I'll get like a little bit wrong,
and I want to take the wholeeyeliner and just rub it all over my
face. Yeah, you should dothat. You should do that. Today.

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My intrusive thought for today was howhard do I hed to hit somebody
for them to realize not to cutpeople off driving on the road. It's
weird to say these things out loud. I know you're not going to do
it. Conventing sex. It's likeyou're not going to do it, you

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know, Like that's why I'm gonnaget bicycle emails later today. Nobody's gonna
do it. They just said itout loud. You know. I just
want to I'm not jumping off thecliff. Oh, I just I'm just
checking it out, Like, wow, that would suck landing on that rock.
All right, Do I have aquestion for a real one? Okay,
wait, what's your name again,Jessica? Jessica? What does Rod
do every morning? Yeah? Hetalks up his man bit. There you

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go, thank you, thank you. You are going to Blue October.
They're sold out show at seven,one three, because you know Rod and
you know the show. I meanthat's a positive that I'm concerned about being
fresh. It is everywhere. Becausewe were talking about all over deodorant.
Yeah, yeah, I was listeningto y'all this morning and the first thing
that popped into my is a brandis called Lumo or something like that.

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That's the stuff that Alex was talkingabout. They're marketing that stuff. It's
all over for your body. Andthen don't they run around saying you don't
need deodoran for three days. I'mlike, let's not test that out.
I do like a little pheromone inthere. Not too much deodorant. It
can't be dooding heavy. It's gonnabe a good balance. Jessica sold out
Blue October Saturday, March second.You're in awesome. You're awesome, man,

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Thanks for being good. You're awesomeon the show today too. I'm
glad you won hang on for me. All right, we gonna go sit
here talk about all this nonsense.Jeremy wants to come in here. Jeremy's
got some intrusive thoughts. I'm sureLee beat Matt this morning, turned Matt
into a one pump chump, andLee was a one pump jump last year,
so he really really wants to wintomorrow morning. I'm talking about the

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fresh out of ed head to head. We played this game every single morning.
Wild Card Wednesday, number one linktoday. Thank you our poll question
today. I mean, we werejust calling people out left and right.
But man, you are a psychoif you're sharing a big communal French fry
plate and you grabbed the ketchup andpour it all over. Yeah, you
let your intrusive thought win on thatone. Four point two percent of our

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audience says that's the way to gowhen sharing fries. Ninety five point eight
percent of our audience on the side. And the guy that the salsa brought
up the best point at all.Nobody would pour salsa all over chips,
right, Yeah, so great jobon the X today. Thank you for
all the Sunrise picks. Thank youfor sharing your thoughts about Lincoln Park.

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We are not starting any rumors onthis show. Also, we are not
acting on any of the nonsense wetalked about. Those are intrusive thoughts.
Okay, nobody is acting on thosethings that we talked about at Rob Ryan's
show, All socials, did youhear back from many of the Mile to
Meet people that you hadn't heard backfrom. I did one guy, and
I appreciate him getting back to me. He said, I actually have been

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called. I have to leave townfor work, so I'm not gonna be
able to attend, so I gotto pull in someone else. I appreciate
him letting me know. I didn'tchew him out anything. I'm like,
dude, maybe next year you canrep That's fine. Thank you for letting
me know. That helps me morethan anything. So there's about now four
people that I'm waiting to hear backfrom. And yeah, he's our meat
cutlets that are going to be onthe roadside one week from today. And

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then man, we're a week awayfrom our big party Valentine's Night. I
can't wait. Okay, at rodRyan's show all the Socials, Tessa's on
Houston Life today at one pm.Tomorrow is Throwback Thursday. Read my lips.
Alex takes on Tessa at eight twenty. So I don't have to come
up with the game tomorrow. Wehave a game already in there. But
man, great job on the freewaybattle today. I thought both players were

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really really good. Yeah, theFreeway battle was so good today. Are
the fair food? The fair Foods, and you could tell both people had
really been to affairs before with thefair and enjoy what's the offer there?
All right? And six the GramThursday tomorrow. That's it. Jeremy's up
next, None Stop noon or pickyour tickets with him in the one o'clock
hour, and he's about ten minutesaway from giving you a shot at one

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thousand dollars to go fund yourself.Have an awesome Wednesday, everybody, AMF
Well, wasn't that fun? Ifyou missed any of the show today,

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