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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about the start of fireworks season, tell you things that men learned about women after living with them, and play another round of The Texas Hammer Game.

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Come on, come on, let'sgo. Good morning. This is Ed
McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen rideRyan. Oh yes, sir, come
on. Welcome back from the weekend. Everybody. On this Monday, we
got Adam mccott going for win numberthree, fresh out of bad. Head

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to head and challenge. We playevery morning at six twenty. You know
that. Let's get on board.Let's get some fresh fish in here.
I've got three eleven eight wall Nationtickets for you and the entrees on that
bill August twentieth, we'll hook youup on the fun Facts flashback and brought
us some new fun facts for you, and then we'll fly back to Monday
show Texas Hammer Game. Every Monday, it's seven to twenty. We play

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Is How You're Gonna Win your Corn? Tickets Today, I got third I
Blind tickets for you that summer God'stour again, just another show in August.
We'll have those tickets for you ateight twenty. Nothing More tickets September
sixth, buy you Music Center.I got tickets for that early in the
nine. Jane's Addiction tickets all weekthey're co headlining with Love and Rockets August

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nineteenth, seventy one to three MusicHall. That's a musty show. We'll
get to those on know the showbefore we get out of here. So
today forty percent chance of some showers, partly cloudy. Hece of around ninety
five Morning Tessa Water Houston's headline,Heykod, Morning Rod, Good morning Homeroom.
So the two suspects facing charges inconnection with twelve year old Jocelyn and
Gari's death waived their right to appearon court in court on Friday, so

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that was our big story. Wewere like waiting to see if they were
gonna make bond. So now they'reset to appear in court today. They're
being charged with capital murder. Weatherthe judge sets a bond for them or
not, an ice hold is goingto keep them in custody as both of
them, twenty two and twenty sixyears old, are in the country illegally
from Venezuela. So that's the bigstory. Also, Mattress Mac is set
to pay for the funeral of Jocelyn, that's according to members of her family,

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So the funeral is set for thisThursday at one pm. Mattress Mac
is also paying for a celebration oflife in her honor. So that's still
the big local story and it's actuallyturned into a national story as well.
Keeping it local. And inmate isfacing new charges after he escaped from a
trustee camp in Angleton over the weekend. So this happened on Saturday. He
just walked away from the Clemens unitand his absence was noticed around midnight during

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a headcount. So a trustee campyou have to kind of earn the right
to be in there. There's likemore privileges in that camp. But he
refused to surrender to officers when theyfound him early yesterday inside a home about
three miles away from the trustee camp. They're now trying to figure out how
he got away, and he's beinghospitalized for treatment. It's getting hard out
there for poor pirates. Yeah,dude, it's like a competitive sport.

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There is the craziest video two porchpirates caught on video caught on a doorbell
camera. After a package is delivered, the FedEx delivery person is like just
puts it down, is walking away. Two thieves, two different vehicles spread
up to the same package. Oncethat spit grabs a package, the other
holds a flower pot. They're likealmost gonna fight, but they must have

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known, like were they tipped off? What was in the package? That
was in the package? I thinkit was a phone. Maybe I think
it was a phone. So Imean, I get it. One porch
pirate. We've seen the videos ofthem. We saw a video I think
two weeks ago that somebody just grabbedit right out of the delivery person's hand.
Yeah, on the porch. Thisis two people fighting for the same
package at the exact moment that itgets delivered. It's there's just something stinks

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about this. Yeah, the policeare investigating and haven't caught anyone yet,
but yeah, there there was aphone inside the package, and they both
knew that there was something valuable thatthey both seem to know that there was
something valuable in there. Bikes.Okay, this is something that broke down
on Friday. But now it isofficial and it is confirmed Kevin Costner will
not be returning to Yellowstone. Heshared the news to fans in a video

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posted on social media. He sayshe realized he's not gonna be able to
continue into five, into season fiveor the future. He says he loved
it, that we should know heloved it and Yellowstone season five returns November
tenth, so he says he'll seeus at the movies. He's over the
Yellowstone thing. Taylor Swift is doingher London show at Wembley Stadium. She

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was playing on Saturday night and thenthe Food Fight of the Foo Fighters were
playing at a smaller venue called LondonStadium, and Dave Grohl was talking during
his show. He's saying, like, instead of the Eras Tour, they
called their tour the Errors Tour becausewe actually play live. And Taylor must
have got win about that because earlyon her show she thanked her band for

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playing live for three and a halfhours tonight. It's a little bit people
are like a little bit of beef. Maybe No, these two are on
record really liking each other. Butthat's what's going on when they're playing their
live shows, and it's on themusic blog page. Those are Houston Dead
Lanes. London Stadium is not likea way smaller venue. It's the Olympic
Stadium from when they had Yeah No. They're both huge, huge, huge
venues, so they just happen tobe playing at the same time. Wimbley's

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more famous. Yeah no, Yeah, it was like London Stadium is not
like like a dive bar in baseball, though, yesterday the Astros gotta win.
They blew out the Oils eight toone, sweeping the Ools over the
weekend and winning five straight. They'regonna have a day off today before they
open up a two game series withthe Rockies tomorrow night. The College World
Series Texas A and M and Tennesseeare gonna play for the national championship tonight
after splitting the first two games ofthis best of the three series. First

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pitch is the be at six o'clockand you can watch it on ESPN.
In hockey, we got Game sevenin the Stanley Cup Final. All itsween
the Panthers and the Oilers. Oilerstrying to become the first team in NHL
history to ever overcome a three tozero deficit in the final. They are
a slight favorite heading into to night'sgame. I think somebody did it in
the forties, dude, a Canadianteam came back from all three. Not

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in the final, oh okay,not in the Stanley Cup Final. They've
done it. I think the Flyerscame back against the Boston Bruins. But
Montreal did something. Montreal did it, but not not in the Stanley Cup
finals. Okay, So I couldhave made you a very rich man.
I told you to put all yourmoney on Edmonton oilers. I said,
put all your money your bias towardsCanada. So no, no, no,

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Also true, smart point towards Canada. Smart, it's never happened.
It's not going to happen. They'regoing to lose. And there's nothing better
than Canada thinking they're going to wina trophy tonight and then just take it
away, the rugout right under them. Let's get you to game seven.
I'll say this, nothing better thangame seven. Yeah, especially when Canada
losers in the Okay, and Canadawill be very calm. I'm sure they

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won't burn down any cities or anythinglike that. That's not what Canada does
in soccer. The US men's nationalteam got to win last night. They
beat Bolivia two to nothing in theCopa America tournament. They're gonna pay Panama
in their next game on Thursday night. That is what's going on in sports.
You could have been so rich.I'm fine. I told you,
I told you every penny. Allright, here we go, four hours

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of pain starts right now. Areyou up? Are you awake? Are
you ready to rock with us?Would you like to have the first phone
call? Would you like your voiceheard by fives of tens of people that
are up with us? Uh?Seven one three two one two five nine
four five. The most interactive showon the radio starts right now four five
US. That's it. We areofficially underway with your Milk Monday edition.

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Rod Ryan's show helped. You're offto a great start to your day.
We've got a pretty good chance ofsome rain today forty percent chance. Part
of the Gloudy Skies highs up aroundninety five. I've given you the rundown.
We've got a lot of great ticketsto give to you this week.
Of course, it exciting, freshout of bed head to head matchups every
morning. Adam the Cop never disappoints. He's going for win number three today.

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I threw it out there. Isaid, Hey, some fresh fish.
You've never played before. I don'tknow what do you? Make your
move? Man, make your movenow if you want to play this game.
Three eleven A wall Nation, NeonTrees tickets, you're gonna get those
in home room. And then,of course the Texas Hammer game at around
seven twenty again, I told Alex, take all your money and put it

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on by Edmonton Oilers for their gamethis weekend, and I said, they're
not going to lose at home.When have I ever given news? When
have I ever given you a hottertip? Gave me it's a fifty fifty
shot, like one of the twoteams were going to win, and you
gave me one of the teams.You could say that about every dumb thing

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that you bet on, Well,you said it. I gave you a
lock in an elimination game. Itook you to Fax against the Wall.
You're like, yeah, pick thatteam. I took you to Locktown,
wasn't I took you to Lockdown.I walked you in to Lockdown, walked
you in. I said, hereyou are, We're in Lockdown, my
own lockdown. I gave you Ibet he's still hit the keys to Lockdown.

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Won to bed have over five andso rich. You didn't have to
work today, you'd be so rich. I would have still had to work
to listen to me. When's theStanley Cup Finals? Tonight? Tonight?
Game seven? Seven? Game sevenis the best. It's awesome. I
don't care. I watch any teams. It doesn't matter who it is.
Game seven, there's no two greaterwords in sports and hockey. Game sevens
are better than any other game sevens. Yeah, basketball care alf the time

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anyways, you only play forty eightminutes. You don't play a full hour.
Cowards, A hockey game seven isfaster than any hockey games. Seven's
probably better. Obviously WNBA Game seventhree pointer to win it, that would
be the best game. Did She'sfaced off against Angel Reese again. They
play each other every weekend. Theydo play twelve teams. They only play

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so many games against new teams.That's what I'm realizing. There's not that
many teams in the league, soyou see each other all the time.
I like the outfit wars. Whatdoes that mean? What they're dressing up?
Yeah, they show them and theyalways do. Like this what Angel
was wearing, So what Caitlyn waswearing. It's like, I don't even
need to watch game. Sometimes Iknow who on that battle are they wearing?

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Like super awesome outskirts? Sometimes they'redifferent, I'll tell you that.
Okay, they're different. Are theygetting them for free? They don't make
a lot of money. Oh,both of them. Actually do make a
lot of money well in endorsements,right, but their salaries great. The
salaries are not great. You getsome shopping done on the side with their

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endorsements. Who won Ajey did?She did not cover though, so that
was my lock same with these.I took you to lockdown. Good teams
win, great teams cover and shewas not a great team. I took
you to lockdown. It's not timefor the first phone call of the day.
Hey, Melissa, good morning,Hey, good morning to you.

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How are you. I'm doing great. I looked over at my phone bank
here and I said, it said, Melissa wants to talk to you in
the morning. I said, Icannot wait to speak with Melissa. What
do you got for us today?Yay. So. I am chairman of
the board of a nonprofit that serveswomen veterans and we are doing a charity

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fundraiser on July eleventh at the VFWeighty seven, ninety and Spring Branch and
it is called Pistols and Purses bingos. You can win choices of purses,
you can win pistols. We're gonnawrapple off a AR fifteen, Gucci Mini
Marmont and Louis Jason, Felici Pochet. So people can get tickets on campshield

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dot org or you can just googlepistols and purses, bingos you send and
it'll probably be the first thing thatoffs up anybody. Anybody can come and
play. Anybody can come and play. Tickets are fifty dollars. That's nine
rounds of bingo with nine cards each. That includes two drinks and bingo dopp
fun. Wow. That is sucha cool thing. Now were you able
without I mean, I don't knowwhat you want to talk about. Were

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you able to get the the weapons? Were you able to get them donated?
We did get the AR fifteen donatedby Radical Firearms Hearing Local. Yeah,
so that's pretty awesome. And we'reworking with some other gun dealers that
are going to come and teach peopleabout responsible don't ownership and we're offering free

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gunlocks at the event. So yes, that's all very important, the teaching
people. But what was that Guccithing you said? Yeah you can,
we're rappling off at Guccy Mini Marmont. What is and Aluis Vuitton is a
purse, oh designer handbag, aGucci design her hand puss. Wow,
Armont. What a cool event.Why don't you back then? Would you

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do me a favorite? Would youback that up with an email? You
give a lot of information on theI'll put that out there. I will.
We would love to see everybody thatcome out and Houston. If you're
a veteran, if you're a Patriot, come on out and see if we're
gonna have a blast. Sounds likea great event. Melissa, Thanks,
thank you, well done too,really well done. All right, on
the flip of this break, gota right check for you. We'll find
out what's trending, and then we'llget set up for our game, the

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Fresh Out event. Head to headHouston for Houston's Alternative and tell them of
the rod Ryan Morning shown the Buzzninety four or five The Buzz. Welcome
back rod Ryan's show on this milkMonday, forty chance of some rain,
partly cloudy skies. High today ofaround ninety five. Yet up to do

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this. Let's find out what's trendingfirst. What you got it was a
hard launch is bring your boyfriend aworkday for Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey was
actually a part of the Era's tour. Like in the show she's like there's
background dancer kind of kind of there'sthis part where she kind of passes out
and someone has to like carry herand make her perform at the stage and
like touch up her makeup. Sohe comes out him in his six five

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foot frame and people are like losingit. I cannot believe this is actually
happening. This is a hard launch. It's on the music blog page because
there was a lot of celebrities inthe crowd. Paul macrser, Paul McCartney
was there, you grant. Everyonewas commenting on this show. Does he
have it? Said the same storyyou're talking about. They said Travis was
at all three shows. She playsfor three hours. I mean, is

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he in a sweet and he's likehanging out, yes, because he has
bro and sister while we're there.It's like, so it's just like a
party because he's got to be sickof it. Why do we take somebody
to Buzzfest and it's like, here, you can go have some drinks.
Right now, I'm gonna go doa stage announcement. Like you don't expect
them to follow us around the wholetime. Yeah, I don't know.
It's a lot you just get theparty a little bit. And then also

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you at Taylor Stop's place. Also, the Astros finally got a sweep over
a really good team in baseball.They beat Baltimore and it was just really
nice creeping up on that five hundredmark again. Yeah, five in a
row and we are alone and secondplace in the American League West. So

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that's really really great local trend.And then the last thing I wanted to
mention was did you hear about thisEl Paso woman? She's seventy one years
old and she was in the MissTexas USA. She's headlining the Looking at
Girls. Great? Okay, great, so you did hear of this?
Go check her out. Pretty impressivethere, that's what's trending on ninety four
five the bus. So they mustn'tjust alter the rules where there's no ceiling.

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As far as getting into pageants.Now, uh huh. I think
it's eighteen year older, but theymean older, like like this woman's seventy
and she was competing up there withgirls that were way less than half her
eight All right, you can checkthat out. She's hot. She's a
hot seventy one year old for sure. Good Lord and everybody, this is

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that on the top now here friendshad been hit the head two day champion.
Thank god I was able to avoidthat. Once pumps up this time
Todd. I know I've didn't getany sleep last night, but I'm still
as sharp as ever. So twoquestions to answersy, get you out of
here, and you're welcome, saysthis joined me on Monday, and I'll
make here win number three pitches sevenone three two one two five. If

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you want to play the run Ryan'sshow, come ninety four five the buzz
ninety four or five the buzz highlysuspected. My name is a human Rob
Ryan show back for the weekend.I hope you guys had a killer weekend.
Thanks for coming back and hanging withus on this milk Monday, forty
percent chance of rain, partly cloudytoday, highs up around ninety five.

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Got out on the cop. Checkwe got someone to play out on the
cop. Let's fly and now eachtime for the fresh out of bed head
to head challenge. Listeners to yourcorners, all right to your corner out
on the cop Good morning, Goodmorning, brother run. How are we
feeling? Oh? Feeling good man? I feel like Friday. You weren't
on much sleep, Is that correct? Yeah? I actually ended up having

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to work overnight, and then ofcourse going into that with the kids at
home, they don't let you sleep, so it was just up all night.
Now, Oh kid, it's cool. Don't worry about that, Alex.
Kids are cool. When you're tired, I gotta do is just tell
your kid, hey man, I'mtired. Can you keep it down and
let me sleep for a little bit. They're like every time. Sure,
God gives his toughest battles to thestrongest soldiers at him and you got through

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it all right. You're going forwin number three today and Rick says it
stops here. Hi, Rick,Hey, how's it going great. It's
been a couple of years since youplayed. Yeah, yeah, about two
years now. Okay, did youhave any success when you did play?
Yeah? I lost day five.You've been bro you lost on day five.

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You've been sitting on that for twoyears. Yeah. I thought of
my own little company with thumbing businessman. It's my work care o change
a little bit, but I'm tryingto get back in there. Well,
listen, we know you know howto do it. See if there's any
rust on the pipes over here,Rick, shout out your name. When
you think you know the answer,Adam will be doing Adam will be doing
the same. What are they playingfor? I have a right T shirt.

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Okay, guys, here we go, Rick, good to have you
back. Rick, Adam the Cop, five time Hall of Famer, Right,
Adam, four time Hall of Famer. Okay, all right. Question
number one? What book and movieseries involved Wizards? Adam, Let's go

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Harry Potter. Yeah, the seriesinvolved wizards going to Hogwarts, very good,
pretty strictly on that when it could, went Lord of the Ring,
four fantastic pieces somewhere to find them. Yeah, that's true. Or any
other story that had a wizard init, like our story here here at

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the radio station, our wizard.That's true. Here we go. Next
question, what hard part of yourfeet needs regular clippings? Adam Adam here?

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No, yeah, dude, Hey, Rick, Yeah, you sound
a little distracted. All right,you got people, You got people calling
you on your CB radio or somethingover there. All right, Rick,

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don't wait another two years. Okay, come on, come back to us.
Okay, all right, yeah,come back to us a little sooner.
Rick. Two year absence, fourtime Hall of Famer says I'm not
having any of that. Adam.You want to play tomorrow? Yeah,
let's do it, man. It'sgonna be rough after the Stanley Cup final,
but let go. Yeah dude,Game seven? Right, Yes,
sir. This is for anybody outthere that's like, I don't know hockey.

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If you're gonna watch one hockey gametonight watched Hanna Luis. Are they
I gotta go for Canada on lucAre they I'm a Patriots? Are they
gonna lose? Alleys? Excuse me? You left a lot of money on
the table. This weekend they're onRyan Show ninety four or five, Experience

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EXPUREE, The Cosmic Unknowns, allright, ninety four, The Buzz My
Chemical Romance in Helena rob Ryan's showMILF Monday. I haven't even had a
chance to look, but you hadalready mentioned Tessa that a seventy one year

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old just competed in the Miss Texaspageant this weekend. Yeah. I think
it was here in town too,was soon. I don't know if she's
from here. Okay, yeah,so she was here in town. She
was competing against uh, I meaneveryone was younger than her. The judges
were younger than but you can gocheck that out. She's headlining the Looking

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at Girls Blonde page tonight. Wegot a good chances to rain, about
a forty percent chance of some raincoming partly cloudy, high of ninety five.
Bring the champion, the fresh outof bed head to head Challenge.
Here's your current champion, joyponing everybody. This is Adam the Cop and I'm
your friends out of bed. Hitahead three days Champions. Two's questions,

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two answers again, no problem.If you want an easy game against me,
comes joining tomorrow because I'm staying uplate watching the Stanley Cup final,
so I'm gonna be top thirty inthe morning. So let's get in.
Get your chance, so join meon Tuesday. Bitches, he's watching the
game tonight. Hell you watching thegame tonight? You bet your game?
Seven? Who you got? Well? I am a patriot. It's gonna

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be the North, It'll be arecord. You think Edmonton's gonna pull it
off? I think so. Apatriot of Canada house. What is going
on to certain citizenship? In atthe door? All right? Makes for
you? You don't want to behere? I can help to pack pal

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the fuck that to the day wemake you look smart in front of your
body's the fuck that to the day. All right, I'm coming at you
strong this morning. Terminator to JudgmentDay, the T one thousand, that
was the cop that turned to theliquid. Yeah, he was played scary.

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He was played by Robert Patrick Babysatino. If you watched the sapanas,
oh yeah. And then his brotherRichard Patrick is the singer of Filter.
What did you not know that?I did not know that? Did you
not know that? The fun factor? Is that just a bonus part of
the That's just that's just like I'mjust dropping bombs. Oh, the Patrick
brothers, that's just for free.Wow, that part did notrige. It

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was not offered to Robert Patrick.First. The role was offered to Billy
Idol. Yeah, Billy Idol wassupposed to play the evil T one thousand
and Terminator too Judgment Day. Hecouldn't do it. He was in a
motorcycle accident February of nineteen ninety whichalmost cost him his leg. I remember

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when that happened. And he alsohad a real diminished role because he was
in the Doors movie and that wascut back due to that same accident.
But yeah, he was like gonnatry to get into acting and then that
was it. That was ididot doanymore. But he's a wedding singer.
Yeah, he as himself. You'reright, first class passengers could do whatever
the hell they want, pretty much, whatever the hell they want. Axel

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Rose started working on November Rain innineteen eighty three. The song came out
in nineteen ninety one. That isfun. Whoa, it was hard mass
you'd perfect it? Yeah, youjust you know, I mean, it's
hard to argue. It's a prettygreat song. There's three hundred undred and

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eighty eight games released for the Nintendosixty four. Ninety of them have sixty
four somewhere in their title. That'sneat Super Mario sixty four, Madden Football
sixty four, So about one outof every four of those games they put
a sixty four in it. It'sthe fuck back to the day. We

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make you look smart in front ofevery body? Is this the fuck back
to the day? What you got? I have a pair of tickets see
three eleven, A Wall Nation andneon trees? All right, it's your
fun back. The average blank hasaround two hundred seeds around it, although

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technically I told you they weren't reallyclassified as seeds. But we talked about
this on Friday seven one three twoone two five nine four five. If
you know the fun fact flashback forthose three eleven A Wall Nation tickets.
It's now time for rock out withyour stock out with apt In cash boilers
tonight. Yeah, vonton oilers.I just think that we to row.

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We're due for a big record,all right, just do Oh. I
can't wait to watch that game.All right? How we do on Wall
Street? Friday? It was amixed day on Wall Street. The Dow
was up fifteen points kickoff this morningat thirty nine thousand and one fifty Nastack
down thirty two to seventeen thousand andsix eighty nine. Mention Martin your treasury.
That's ot a four point two sevenpercent, and oil stands at eighty
dollars ninety two cents of barrel.Two of the most active is the big

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Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show,welcome back. You know what time it

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is? Sure? Sure is goodmorning? Good morning? Hey? Who
is this? It's Chris Rod.How are you doing so great? How
are you I'm good, I'm good. I think already, yeah it is
huh. This is the layup dude. The average blank has around two hundred
seeds around it. Strawberries. Easy, dude, it's Monday and it's true.

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Yeah, so technically they're not classifiedas seeds. Botanists consider them tiny
little separate fruits, each with asingle small seed within it. So yeah,
dude, you know all that.What are you giving them at the
All Nation three eleven in meon trees? Tickets? Congratulations, great job,
appreciate it, all right, dude, and I'm going for Florida. I

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got your back out. Let's goUsa, baby out of here. Get
Eddy. Glad you won Green Dayninety four and five the Buzz. All
right, here we go, ninetyfour or five, the Buzz Green Days.

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Good riddance, time of your life? All right, rod Ryan Show,
next hour every Monday, the TexasHammer Game. We play at a
round seven twenty. That's how you'regonna win your corn tickets, bra I
got Thirdie Blind tickets for you onabout an hour later at eight twenty.
This summer God's Tour giving away nothingmore tickets than the nine o'clock hour.
Jane's addiction tickets in the nine o'clockhour, So big ticket, and those

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are the tickets that we're gonna belike you know, shuffling around all week
long, already blew out a wallnation tickets. We have a forty percent
chance of rain today, partly cloudypies of around ninety five Tessa with Houston's
Headlines. Yeah, so the bigstory is still that twelve year old girl
who was found dead in a creeklast week, because now we're learning more

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about the suspects. We know thaton Friday, the two suspects that are
facing charges in connection with her death, they waive their right to appear in
court. So now they are setto appear in court today. They're being
officially charged with capital murder today.Whether or not the judge that's a bond
for them or not, it reallydoesn't matter because an icehold is going to
keep them in custody. Both ofthem, twenty two and twenty six year

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old, are in the country illegallyfrom Venezuela. Now let's get back to
Jocelyn Nungari, because that's the twelveyear old who died. She will have
a funeral. Her funeral will beheld this week. It's on Thursday,
and apparently Mattress Mac is paying forthat. According to the members of her
family. So E's scept for Thursdayat one pm. He's also paying for

(28:51):
a celebration of life for Joscelyn.And did I see that was going to
be done at Gallery Furniture. Ibelieve, So the event will be held
after the funeral, after the funeralon Thursday at Gallery Furniture store on the
North Freeway. I mean, we'veall been moved by this story, you
know, and Mac just stepping uplike he always does. He's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, there's another localstory. If you saw smoke yesterday,

(29:12):
you were not alone. There wasa big fire at Prestige Auto and Metal
Recycling on Eastmount Houston Road. Itwas reported around two o'clock on excuse me,
Saturday afternoon. There were more thana dozen local firefighting units that had
to work on the fire until itwas brought under control early yesterday. So
it lasted until yesterday, and thensix firefighters and one civilian had to be

(29:32):
evaluated for heat related injuries. Onefire admitted to had to be admitted to
the hospital, one firefighter for furtherevaluation. So another local story there,
All right, is there a specificphone alarm that you hate? Maybe you
even forced your spouse to change itbecause it makes you wake up just mad,
just upset at the world. Therewas a big ride up on the

(29:53):
alarm sound. Americans seem like they'redivided on a popular one on iPhones called
by the Sea Side. You havethis, I do, so this is
on the iPhone. I don't.I'm not familiar with this. This is
this is not my mind. Iswhen people use the alarm, then that
and that's your ringtone, Sugress lugsme because like that should be an alarm,

(30:14):
not when we'll call you designated alarm. That means, hey, something's
happening. Get up. So thisis a ring tone that is thought of
to be the worst one of thegeneric ones that you could pick. Yeah,
it sounds like Napoleon Dynamite one doesn'tbother me. Yeah, this is
this is nice. Yeah, thisis fine. It's like the second most

(30:38):
common one is that d That's whatI thought it was an Apple. Apple's
been using this for over a decade. It sounds like it's being played on
a keyboard. As Some people loveit. They think it's the most relaxing
alarm to wake up to, andothers think it sounds like nails on a
chalkboard because they've heard it so manytimes. I take a cat would be
playing this, Oh, that wouldbe a good video. Yeah, this

(31:00):
doesn't seem that I was expecting itto be really grading. I think if
this is ruined your life, yougot you don't have that many problems.
You know, he's are okay,it's the this is like you're like you're
going through some other stuff. It'snot the should talk. It's definitely I
think it's a wonderful ring Tom.So let's talk about justin Timberlake, because

(31:23):
he's continuing on his world tour afterhis drunk driving or rest in New York.
The names have you seen the namesfor that? Though? So many?
You're so good? So many?Okay. He was on stage in
Chicago last night. He's like,it's been a tough week, but you
guys are a big and beautiful partof my life. You guys just keep
writing with me. You keep keepwriting with me. It's a weird choice

(31:45):
of words. Yeah, it's gottabe on purpose. Maybe maybe he could
have chosen different words, but hewent with you guys keep writing with me,
and uh. He just says thathe's happy the fans keeping him back.
Then it's been that he's hard tolove sometimes, and it's been a
tough week for him. So thoseyou're justin Timberlake. I'm day Jilly Roll

(32:07):
has a pretty crazy life story.He was on Howard Stern and he was
telling a lot of amazing stories.Howard seemed just enamored with him the whole
time. And he said when hewas in jail, he would write music
and he would use that steel bedbunkto kind of like create a beat.
He said it had a real hollowsound, so he could keep time like

(32:28):
that, and then he would hummelodies over that loop. Anyway, he
said he lost a lot of melodiesbecause he would just forget him. He
would create so many that he wouldforget him. But he seemed to note
that he was destined for greatness anyway, because when he finally left jail for
the last time, he said,I got my little knapsack of songs.
I wrote them all on paper.I'm knocking on people's cell if I ever

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see you again. Albeitt Madison SquareGarden for reference. He was in jail
in two thousand and eight, andhe will be headlining Madison Square Garden this
year on September twenty seven. That'sinsane. That's insane. Those are Houston
teedlights. Yeah all right, yeah. Aftro is very hot right now.
Yeah. He got a sweep ofthe Baltimore Orioles one really beat him yesterday

(33:10):
eight to one to complete the sweepand now won five straight. Hotel Tuve
hit a home run. He wasawesome. The pitching for the Astros has
really turned things around. They're gonnahave a day off today before opening up
a two game mini series with theRockies tomorrow night. Back at home at
the College World Series, Texas,A and M and Tennessee are gonna play
for the National Championship tonight after splittingthe first two games of their Best at

(33:30):
three National Championship Series. A andM one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat
them yesterday afternoon. First pitch fortonight's game is at six o'clock and you
can watch it on ESPN. Inhockey, we had a Game seven in
the Stanley Cup Final tonight between thePanthers and the Oilers. The Oilers are
trying to become the first team inNHL history to overcome a three to zero
deficit in the Stanley Cup Final.They are a slight favorite heading into tonight's

(33:51):
game that'll start at seven o'clock.You can watch it on ABC. In
soccer, the US men's national teamgotta win. Last night they beat Bolivia
tu nil and the Copa America turn. They're gonna play Panama in their next
game on Thursday night. And onour sports blog page today, the Travelers
Championship was happening in golf over theweekend. Scottie Scheffler won his sixth tournament
of the year, but on theeighteenth whole protesters tried to ruin the golf

(34:14):
tournament and instead just got tackled bythe police. Sare so if you want
to go see a bunch of protestersgetting tackled with flares, Now, hang
on a second. Are they tiedinto the people that have been messing with
Stone Enge and Taylor Swift planes.I don't know if you ruined sports,
I'm not gonna pay attention to whatyou're protesting because that gives you like then
that that works for you. Idon't care. I'm not I didn't look

(34:35):
up what they're protesting, But ifyou're ruining sportsman, was it an orange
that they had? They had likea red flare there, But I don't
know what. I don't know whatit means. They had shirts on.
I'm not going to look into thembecause the idiots don't ruin my sports.
Yeah, the same people, thesame people that attacked Stone Enge with the
with the orange paint. They thoughtthey were getting Taylor Swift's private jets because

(35:00):
of all the gas she was usingor you know, the fuel that they
used. So they went and theywere able to get right. It was
the same orange paint. So that'show I knew it was the same people.
But they painted these planes they weren'teven Taylor Swiss plans. Yeah,
they were the wrong planes, allright, protesters? Am I right?
So whack The Rod Ryan Morning Showsix am ninety four or five the Buzz

(35:22):
Lincoln Park at one step closer.Good morning, Rob Ryan's show on this
milk Monday. Welcome back from theweekend. Hope you guys had a great
weekend. You know we're gonna playthe Texas Hammer Game coming up in just
a little bit, as we doevery single Monday with the great Jim Adler.
I tell you get to when yourcorn go Jira tickets. We'll have
those four you coming up in justa little bit. Forty chance of rain,

(35:42):
partly cloudy skies. Highs of aroundninety five. Alex, how's that
baby? Yeah? Baby update?Now how's that baby? Dou Is she
awesome? Still? She is alwaysawesome? Yeah? Yeah, they stay
awesome for a little while. Ifeel like they're always stay off. Yeah,
they're pretty awesome. Try to scareyou about, like, oh,
just get ready for this. Theydon't tell you about like how fun it

(36:05):
is to like kids are fine.Man, it's cool having a kid.
It's well seeing like little parts ofyou and whoever you made the kid with
as she's doing stuff, still showingher off to people. Yeah. So
when I'm trying to think the firstthing we ever did with London, and
it's a while too. It's notright away. You know, you go
out for like a walk or something. You know, you don't go out
in public or anything. Have youguys talked about that, like how long

(36:29):
you keep her? You know,you got to get some shots and things.
And when I had a kid,or when I after I had my
kid, my mom just busts out. Eugene Ryan, I said what she
said, Well, Eugene Ryan,don't take that baby out anywhere. Be
careful who you have over. Butwhat are you talking about. I don't

(36:50):
know anything about Eugene Ryan. Mydad had a brother, was a little
baby, and a woman came outwith a cold and Eugene didn't. How
do I find this out as afifty year old man. Yeah, it's
scary. That's my family. Weirdos. She's like, well, you know
Eugene Ryan. I'm like, asa matter of fact, I don't know
Eugene Ryan. I've never heard hisname ever come up once ever since you

(37:15):
told me that, though, it'sit's uh, I got the I'm aware
now. I'm like, nobody's kidingyou better not kiss that baby. Don't
you kiss that baby? Don't kissYeah, like you don't really have I
mean except for like immediate family,right, Like you're not doing. My
cousin and her husband came over yesterday. They brought it. They brought a
little like pink air Force once.It was the coolest shoes I've ever seen.

(37:36):
Wow, but that was cool.But yeah, we've had we've had
a very small immediate family kind ofmy my wife's parents moved into Katie over
the weekend, so like now they'rethere, so we got to see them.
Her dad get to see her forthe first time, which was cool.
I saw her swaddled all up.Yeah, she was not. Maybe's
been held ninety percent of her lifeso far swaddling you're rocking up. Well,
we have the cheap swaddles. Now. It's such a game chamber,

(38:00):
so she can like you think,you think you crush it when you swaddle
and then just arms her up.It's pointless, like an escape artist.
Yeah, so like the little velcroones that kind of traps a little bit
more. I got a really reallyround head. Do you guys have a
round heady round head? I didn'tsee. Did you post some baby pictures?
I'm trying to like wean myself offof it. I don't want to

(38:21):
be that guy that only posts babypictures. Dude, wait to six picks?
Like he had a week of that. He had six picks? You
know what? Who did have sixpicks? Wow? Dirty dug, I
even do the six picks. Ididn't know I had six pick Oh,
boy, I probably wrangled together sixif you need I. Uh, are

(38:44):
we all going to do a sixpick? Oh? It's Rod's day,
so we should all do our sixpicks. I had no idea. Wow,
Okay, let me look, Idon't know if I have six picks
from the weekend. I might justget filter on one picture six times art
okay, artsy fartsy Wow. Ican't believe I had six pix this weekend.

(39:05):
Can we talk about it on Fridayat all? I was so relieved
that when it's not your weekend,I know it's not me. I just
did last week. I don't evenknow who. Oh man, that's my
bad. That's my bad for sure. Uh. Listen, We've got a
bunch of stuff for you on linksand guests. Though I have already mentioned
the look at Girls blog page.Of course, it's milk Monday. Uh,
the crazy criminal blog page. You'retalking about that in Houston's headlines.

(39:25):
It didn't crazy, it didn't happenhere. But to see these two guys,
these porch pirates, fighting over thepackage. Not thirty seconds after the
FedEx guy lays it down, hehas enough time to step back take the
picture. As he's taking the picture, there are two cars in the street
in front of this house that yousee. Two guys run towards him and

(39:47):
they they're fighting for that package.Yeah, is the driver in on it?
Do they know, like what aniPhone box looks like. I forget,
you know, let me do adeep dud, because I know how
they find out. I know howthey find out. There's like this little
hat, there's a let me seethat seems like it could be a TV

(40:08):
show, Like would you watch ashow just called porch Pirates and it's you
get to fight. It's just twopeople fighting. They don't know what's in
the box. The winner of thefight gets whatever it is in the box,
and then you get to watch it. It's kind of like when storage
wars happens, and sometimes it's justa dud and it's like, cool,
you got tampons, like I hopeyou want you feel good about yourself.
I thought these two were going tofight because the one guy gets there,

(40:31):
it's just like running for the football, you know. So the one guy
picks it up. The other guyimmediately grabs a flower pot and he kind
of made it look like he wasgonna swing at him. But the people
were home when this was happening.They were home, they knew that this
ruckus was happening, and then theywent back and got the ring doorbell camera
footage. So police are investigating.They haven't caught anyone yet. How did

(40:54):
they know two people at the sametime? Yeah, how did they know
that that was? I mean,it was like it was one thousand dollars
phone in there in the box.You would think you'd have to be tipped
off. Why did you tip offtwo people? Right to make it look
like you really didn't tip off anybody? But is the driver in on it?
That's what I'm saying. If thedriver was like, how do I

(41:15):
make it look like it wasn't me? I would tell Rod And that's like
they would both fight. Now,I look like, why would I tell
both? Doesn't seem like a bigenough bus that you could have multiple people
in on it, you know whatI mean? Like, if the phones
weren't a thousand bucks, you're gonnasell it whatever on the street for what
five hundred and two hundred? Likethat doesn't seem like a big pot to
split. And there's another So ifyou go down on the Crazy Criminal blog

(41:37):
page, it talks about the twoporch pirates fighting it out, But then
there was another porch pirate immediately grabbinga cell phone delivery and this was also
in Pennsylvania. I'm telling you thishas got it. There's there's a bigger
problem here. There's a way biggerproblem here, and it's somebody tipping someone
off. Could you like blacklist somebodyfrom like the post office, because if
you get caught doing porch pirate ness, you should just never be able to

(41:57):
receive mail ever. Oh, goto jail, like you know, like
is it felons can't vote or whateverit is? Like if you are a
porch pirate and you're convicted of it, like you are never allowed to receive
mail ever again, would be puttingon a no flight list. This is
a super inconvenience to you. Now, Yeah, I'll do things like that.
Well, if you want to seethis video, maybe you can.

(42:20):
Maybe you can kind of decipher itand figure it out better than us.
We don't know what's going on withthis. It just done. It just
stinks all the way around. Ohman to win the best game in Houston?
Who wants it? Okay, ifyou wanted to get in now,
would be a great time. Ifyou wanted to play the Texas Hammer game.
If you want those corn Go Jiratickets. You think you're gonna know
these lyrics? What song it is? What band it is? You know?
How we play this game. Chileis standing by right now and he'll

(42:45):
set you. He'll get you lockand load for the game. Seven one,
three, two point two, five, nine four five Houston's Rocks,
Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan MorningShow Bus ninety four five The Buzz Good
Morning rod Ryan Show on this MILFMonday, partly Claudie Sky. Today we
have a forty percent chance of rain, high of about ninety five. What's

(43:08):
trending? Okay, so much goingon over the weekend. I mean,
Travis Kelce was on the on stagewith Taylor. But did you see Joe
Burrow at the Vogue Fashion show?No, dude, he was wearing Cincinnati
Cincinnati quarterback Jollsborrow was wearing like asuit, deep cut v no shirt underneath.

(43:29):
He starts walking down the runway.The back of the jack jacket doesn't
exist. It is a backless jacketsomething belt. It's fashion and he seems
to be into it because he's oneof those guys you were talking about some
of the WNBA gals are really gettingdecked out before their games. He does
show up always, like with theDrip, with the drip always. That's
why when I rank quarterbacks again.He will probably easily be top three.

(43:50):
I believe he was number one lastyear. Inside Out Too is now the
top grossing movie of twenty twenty four. Why is this significant? Because it
best in Dune Part two. It'stake it in two hundred and eighty five
point seven million dollars. Dune Parttwo was also a box office hit,
and it took in two hundred andeighty two million dollars. So Inside Out
two kids movie now the top grossingmovie of twenty twenty four. Also,

(44:14):
there is a family in Naples,Florida that's suing NASA for eighty thousand dollars
in damages. Apparently debris from theInternational Space Station fell to the Earth and
through their roof, so they wouldlike some compensation for that from NASA.
Yeah, and those are the thingsthat are trending on eighty four five the
bus. I suppose it doesn't happenmore often. Glad it doesn't. Well,

(44:36):
they cover it up, put meon all that is that what it
is? Pay me off me,I'll cover it up. About it all
right, we're ready to play agame here. This is Demndler, and
it's time to play the Texas HammerGame. All right, let's go with
Ron Ryan on ninety four the bus. All right, what have we given
away? Here? I have apair of tickets to see con It's corn

(45:00):
with those your end spearbox. Okay, it looks like Gabriel got through.
Gabriel, Good morning, Hey,good morning rock. You want to do
this? I didn't want to befirst, but yeah, let's go ahead
to it. Uh yeah, firstyour last, Yeah, dude, just
get it right. That's easy,easy, right, No, Bro,
let's listen to these lyrics. Youtell me the name of the band and

(45:21):
the name of the song. Herewe go, A Tiger's to be tamed
singing you are you Are? I'mout, I'm out, two one nothing,
Colay get in there earlier, Bro, Good morning, rod Ryan Show,
good morning. Well hello, whois this? This is Mike,

(45:44):
Hi, Mike. Let's take alisten to the great Jim Adler, A
Tiger's to be tamed singing you areyou Are? Name of the band,
name of the song that is Coldplay? Clock? Is it? That is
correct? So that dude was righton Coldplay? Yeah though, oh yeah,
yeah he might have been. You'reright, dude, awesome two weeks

(46:07):
in a row that we got iton the second caller, Mike, great
job today, Tessa. What areyou giving them? Mike? You get
the corn tickets because you're in spiritbox within Civilian You're gonna be there,
come grant a light, Shians.Thank you so much, Jog, You're
a welcome so much. He's thinkingabout tigers in here. Yeah, that
line in the song before this,mat you tell me when when is it

(46:29):
coming up? Tell me when it'scoming up. I don't believe it.
It comes up in the next fourminutes. That's it's a four minute song.
Okay, all right, listening forthose tigers. Great job. Thank
you to the great Jim Adler.This is Coldplay and clocks. It's ninety
four or five the buzz clocks.I guess that was it. I didn't

(46:52):
hear it. Well, I wentto the bathroom. I had to go
to the bathroom during that song alittle bit a Tiger's to be Tamed singing
you Are You Are? I wasin the song, yeah, was I
going? Okay? Well, allright, well there you have it.
Thank you to the great Jim Handlerfor helping us out each and every Monday.

(47:14):
It's still fun getting his voice outthere on these on these song clips.
I still get a kick out ofit. I really do. Uh
seven chance of rain part the CloudySkies highs up around ninety five, I
saw something. I heard him saysomething on the news and they said it
in a specific way, and Ididn't I didn't go look it up.

(47:34):
But they said that fireworks stands canopen today. Is that something that is
controlled, meaning you can only sellfireworks certain times? Well, Rod,
I'm a I'm an American and Ican get fireworks whenever I want fireworks,
because that's why I sound he wasbuilt on Well, but there is a
season for It'm not gonna let asilly log in the way celebrate in my

(47:55):
country and my freedom. Yeah,I think, I think that there's laws
getting in the way of it.We live in Conrod, my idea and
say, sir, I'm an Americancitizen. I can do whatever I want.
You can't do whatever you want,and you can't even blow off fireworks
in the Houston city limits. Yeah, okay, So in twenty twenty four,
the seasons for fireworks sales in Texas, there is a list for that,

(48:21):
and the fourth of July starts.Yeah today, June twenty fourth to
July fourth, So that's standardized,meaning you guys can open. You can
open today, yeah, and thenafter that, like the next celebration open
four is in October. It's Dawali. So you buy fireworks for Wally in
October. I was gonna say,I thought the next one to Mayo.
So before so before fourth of Julyit was Memorial Day, and then before

(48:45):
Memorial Day, singa to Mayo,Okay, may first glade im learning this
fireworks today? Man, you buysome? Yeah? Yeah, why I
come over for July and like wantto spend the money on them? Yeah,
nobody does. I'd like to enjoyit, but not spend money.

(49:05):
Yeah, I'm kind of the guythat just supplies the fireworks for my neighborhood.
Yeah, but we're not allowed toblow them off. I'll just tell
you. I'll just stand by there. I like, if the cop comes
back, it was at the houseover there, and then at this point
the other way. The other thingthat I heard was you can get fined
for each firework. They would haveto like film it the whole time.

(49:27):
Though, right, I'm talking aboutlet's say you have a Let's say you
have like a Roman candle or apackage of them, and then you have
spark Well, sparklers are are butif you have fire crackers and then you
have one of those batteries with report, they said they can find you for
each thing that you have. It'slike that with the game wardens. It
used to be like that with thefish when you go ever every fish you're
over. I watch Lone Star Loa lot when I gets that on the

(49:51):
background and then I get it there, So I know a lot about game
wardens. So I had some friendsthat would go snagging. You know what
that is? You never heard ofthat? No? Like is the snagging
line? Snagging fish? Okay,so you have like a you have a
sinker and it's got four prongs onit and you just throw it out there
and you just try to catch afish that way. It's illegal. Oh

(50:13):
yeah, let's get in traveling andyou get found. You get fined for
every point all of those snaghooks thatyou have. If there's four on each
one and you have five of them, you get fined for each one of
those each point. One of myfavorite things that they do whenever people violate,
like the catch laws, is thebig All right, well, you
were like twenty fish over, dude, what the hell? And then they
give them the ticket, and thenthey take all their fish and they just

(50:34):
give it out to dudes that arelike fishing, like, here, have
some more fish. I love itwhen they do that. I don't know
the fourth Look, we can't likethese we can't waste these fish. So
we're just gonna give them to notbreaking law people. All right, fourth
of July two weeks away. Peopleare driving eighty five percent. Fourth of
July travelers are said to be drivingthis year. It seems like when we
go into one of these weekends nowon the regular we're saying record numbers of

(50:58):
people. Is it still from thepandemic that we're that we're seeing record numbers
of people traveling the new normal road. It's just see when school's out,
it's like a pre for all.Now now people know that's been happening every
year. Yeah, but I feellike now people know, like, hey,
we we have to appreciate the timeyou had off because you always did

(51:19):
say I'll go next year. Butwhat if we have another pandemic? Are
we just making more people? Likethe population keeps going up, so theoretically
more people would be on the roadevery year. Yes, it just it's
got to be it's pandemic related,because sometimes they'll even say, like,
hey, we're back to pre pandemiclevels on something or whatever. So eight
percent are flying, six percent ofusing some other mode of transportation. Excuse

(51:43):
me? What is the other modeof transportation? I'm just I just need
to be Does anyone have a jetpack yet? Are there jet packs that
I don't know about? Is anybodycruise around on their jet pack? We
were promised jet packs by now.Okay, we are as far as the
pump gas prices are lower than lastyear, when the national average was three

(52:04):
fifty three, We're sitting at aboutthree forty four right now. Oh wow,
what are we gonna do with allthat extra money? Worst times on
the road are just real obvious.Okay, between two and seven o'clock when
everyone's out there. Okay, TripleA suggests getting up and going in the
morning. Okay, the busiest dayis going to be on Wednesday, July
third, and of course everybody's cominghome on the seventh, so those are

(52:25):
going to be nasty, nasty daysout on the road. We're a couple
weeks out from fourth of July,and you can buy fireworks now coming to
see you, Katie. Oh yeah, that's the clothes. Because you can't
get him in Houston. You gottagot to Katie. You have like like
fireworks dealers, Like they just swingby your house. They go, oh,
I don't have a home, guy, that would be awesome. You
should do Dally Valley fireworks like adoor to door salesman. Yeah, I've

(52:51):
got a guy. Okay, guys, if you've got a guy, send
them home. The Rod Ryan Showon ninety ninety four five buzz Some forty
one and Landmines, Good Morning,rot Ryan Schump on this Milk Monday Ashley
with and I was asking if we'regonna play Sex Toy or Firework? Ah,

(53:14):
didn't Wizard get add that? Iwas thinking that, But I don't
know that he. I'm sure hedoesn't like that game. Let me just
say, well, I'm sure I'mpretty sure that Radio Wizard hates the game
Sex Toy or Firework because there aresome funny names out there and they're very
similar. The one he didn't likewas the hooker or horse. Well that
was hard. That's why, Well, no one could get it. It's

(53:36):
fifty to fifty. It's a fiftyto fifty thing. But you're right,
it took but it took too long. I think that's what. And there
were probably some names in there.Made a game, sex toy or firework
you could get three in a row. You had to get three in a
row, and no one could getthree, no get like two nobody.
Yeah, yeah, Rod, it'sjust safe to say that he hates all

(53:59):
the stuff we do. Yeah,I think so. If it was scuba
or sex, a great idea scubasex jod not a bad game idea sunken
ship. All right, Well,listen, have fun if you're going to
get fireworks. Apparently the stands areopen today, the little ones on the
side of the road. So lucky. If you're out in Conroe, I

(54:21):
always see a bunch of stands outthere. One oh five. Man,
that's like firework Haven. Yeah.Yeah, there's like fifteen stands. It's
awesome. And then out and Katie, it's awesome, like it's right in
the grocery store parking lot, likeit doesn't make you feel like you're doing
anything wrong. This country so great, right, except that I except that
I'm bringing them back into the city, which is awesome, which is awesome.

(54:44):
I appreciate two people sending me thisarticle. Scientists think that they may
be zeroing in on a cure forbaldness. All right, this is like
the one million times. Come on, come on, science, it's gonna
I'm telling you right now, likeright when, it's gonna be way too
late. It's already too late.It's gonna be too late. They're gonna
come up with something. How wouldthey just not advance the two pay game?
Like, I feel like we've gota technology. Two pays have to

(55:06):
be way better now. And youjust never see anybody rock and too pay.
Maybe because you guys, because youguys would make fun. I already
brought this up on this show.I said, can I go get a
wig? And you guys not talkabout it. I don't believe it's a
word. I don't believe it.You'll be staring at me, you'll be
staring at my hair, and you'llsay it on the air. To get
used to it, I wouldn't sayit's like a haircut. Remember when I

(55:27):
cut my hair short. You're like, Oh, if you wear a to
pay, I'll buzz my hair.I'll do the same thing. Oh,
put a picture on rod Ryan show, show them your new haircut, and
it'll just be your new hair andno listeners can ask me about it.
You can't. You can't mention itwhen I'm out. If we are out,
promised that anyone else won't. Wejust have. It just has to
be like a seamless thing. Ijust come in with a full head of
hair one day. Fine, yeah, but we're not. Nobody's allowed to

(55:51):
talk about it. You do it. I will shave my hair, I'll
buzz my head. You can doit for Have you ever shaved your head?
No? No, maybe I cutshort right? No, everyone has
a little kid. I think Imet a buzz it shipped off to boot
camp. Maybe you think I'd makeit in the mitey just bitchamp for like
the summer that. Let me tellyou that first time that you are dragging

(56:14):
that bic over your scalp, itis crazy. I still remember the very
first time I bicked my lid,and it's like, it's not supposed to
be a razor here, there's notsupposed to be a race. Now it's
second nature. You don't think anythingof it. I'm in the shower,
but that very very first time itmay bee one of bar. I'm like,
oh my god, I don't haveany hair anymore. Well, listen,

(56:37):
so what did the scientists say?Yeah, they with all of these
things. We're really close. We'rereally close. How close are you?
Not close enough? Because for themillions time, they're looking at how hair
follicles might be stressed out. Okay, Like, I get it, I'm

(56:57):
stressed. I get it, I'mstressed. I mean, you can't just
say stressed out people are bald.It's a very generic description of it.
Yeah. Yeah, that my hairwas stressed and it just went just fell
out mine. See, I havea lot of hair, man. I've
had gray hair since I was liketwenty six, and I've been dying it
the roots. I have to getthem dyed like every five or six weeks.
I've never even known you to haveone rogue gray? You do?

(57:20):
You yank them out? No?Look, I assure you they're going in
right here. Let me see,I don't I don't remember ever seeing gray.
Look on the side, that's whereI grow it. You see it?
Really? Yes, dude, hairdyed two weeks ago. I was
gonna say, was when was thelast die? Jot in two I've had
one week of probably my hair color. And now, like, I mean,

(57:42):
if I let this gray grow in, we're talking silver, silver fox,
what do you call it? Whatdo you call woman? Silver dame?
I don't know. Gray's hot.Not yet, dude, No,
not yet. I don't disagree thatgray's hot. I don't disagree. I'm
not ready. I'm not ready.You got grace. Chili's got some coming

(58:05):
in beard his huh. Yeah,it makes Chili like distinguished. Yeah.
I like it on guys. I'mnot gonna and I like it on women.
But it's just something about me.It's like I'm too vain, like
I'm not ready. I'm not ready. The Karen crazy, I mean not
crazy. Karen are cool Karen.She has beautiful hair, She's beautiful like
her, she's blue eyes. I'mlike, wow, like that's your Yeah,

(58:29):
it looks great. Absolutely, allright, Well it's too dark.
Two people saw some article and theysent it to me. I'm like,
all right, I thank you.I'm telling you. If there's a magic
pill, I'm taking it. I'mtaking it. I'm here. Use me
for any clinical studies. Just itwould be awesome just to go out with
some hair, you know, like, Okay, my new era you know,

(58:52):
like the bald Era and boom andthen boom your hair, my hair.
I want, I want the hairback. Fucking alternatives The Rod Ryan
Morning Show six to ten AM ninetyfour or five Buzz ninety four or five
Buzz Foo Fighters in All My life, Testa, do we have a beef
Groll versus Taylor Swift? You knowwhat is there? Beef a dish tracks

(59:16):
coming. I think it's like friendlyFire. Okay, I don't think it's
all right. I know you're talkingabout that coming up in Houston's headlines.
There's a story on links and gueststhat will back up everything that Testa's about
to tell you. Let's get intoit. We got a forty percent chance
of brain today, partly cloudy highsof around ninety five. We're gonna hook

(59:37):
you up with the summer. God'stour is in August. Of course.
It is Woodlands and Third Eyed Blind. This is their tour. We're gonna
have tickets for you at around eighttwenty. You're gonna give away nothing more
tickets today. I don't think we'vegiven away tickets to the show. Yeah,
nothing more tickets coming your way ataround nine ten and then Jane's addiction
tickets. I know the show Tessahas Houston's headlines. I do, and

(59:58):
the two suspects facing charges in connectionwith twelve year old Jocelyn and Nungari's murder
have weighed their right to appear incourt. That happened on Friday, but
now they are set to appear beforea judge today and be charged with capital
murder. Whether or not the judgesets upond for them, it doesn't really
matter because an icehold is going tokeep them in custody. Both of them,

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Johann Martinez and Franklin Lamos and almosttwenty two ages twenty two and twenty
six. They are both in thecountry illegally from Venezuela, and they had
been living in Houston with a noticeto appear in court, you know.
The former acting ICE director Tom Homansays that this is why situations like this
are why so many are calling forthe border to be shut down like one

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mye. Too many lives, right. So, the funeral for Jocelyn is
set for this Thursday. Thursday ofthis week. Mattress Mack, who is
of course so well known in ourHouston area, he is gonna apparently pay
for the funeral, and then afterthe ceremony, after they bury her,
he's gonna pay for a celebration oflife for her. That event is going

(01:01:07):
to be held at the Gallery Furniturestore on the North Freeway. So that's
the latest. This has turned intoa national story and we'll keep you posted
as to what is what's happening.There was also an inmate that escaped.
An inmate is now facing new chargesafter escaping from a trustee camp in Angleton
over the weekend. Thirty three yearold Kennedy Roblaz walked away from the unit

(01:01:30):
on Saturday. They noticed his absencearound midnight during headcount. They launched an
immediate search. He was found earlyyesterday insite a home about three miles away
from the trustee camp. He refusedto surrender to officers when they found him,
and he was shot in the armwhen that happened. So now he's
being hospitalized for treatment and investigators aretrying to determine just how he escaped from

(01:01:52):
this camp. It's hard. It'sreally hard on the streets if you're a
porch pirate. Lots of competition.It's like the Olympics for robbers, for
thieves, a pair of porch pirateswere caught on video racing to steal a
package just seconds after it was deliveredto a home, and the doorbell camera

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caught the two thieves arriving in twodifferent vehicles, sprinting up to the package.
One suspect grabs a package, theother holds a flower pot like they
almost get into a tussle on theporch. The family was home this entire
time. The FedEx driver was rightthere and they're like, okay, what's
going on here? Now? Thepolice are investigating. They haven't caught anyone
yet. One of the porch piratesdid make off with the package, which

(01:02:36):
was a phone from AT and T. The resident says, it's very fishy
that both of the thieves seemed toknow that it was something valuable inside the
package. That's the part that stinks. But the most about this they both
show up kind of out of theblue. You see this all unfold.
We have the video for you soat this residence, only it doesn't we
don't have any reports that they wentand hit a bunch of different houses.

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They both wanted this package, whichhad a phone in it, which is
what about a thousand dollars so thepolice need to figure out how the details
of this phone delivery is being leaked. They knew what they were going after,
right, do you gotta like lookat that driver. Do you have
to look at someone at the postat fed X, you know, do

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you have to look at some kYeah? Is there? It seems to
be an inside tip, like youknow, yes, absolutely, it seems
like it's an inside job and theywere just I don't know, they were
tailing the delivery guy. I don'tknow, but watch the video. Guy
sets it down and two guys thetime he sets it down takes two steps
back to take a picture of thepackage. We all know how that works.

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You see two dudes booking up thefront lawn, two cars separately.
You know, they got they gottadrive away a driver and then they jump
out of the passenger, leave thedoor open, and they're both trying to
get the same package. It's nuts. One guy did have like a little
knife or something. The other guylike picked up a fire pot to try
to fight him. I don't know. It was weird. It was weird.
I wish they would have beat eachother up and then left the phone.

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Yeah, it's official. Let's talksome entertainment news, Kevin Costner won't
be returning to Yellowstone. He sharedthe news of fans in a video posted
on social media, saying, afterthis long year and a half of working
on Horizon and doing all the thingsthat it's required, and thinking about Yellowstone,
that beloved series that I love,I just realized that I'm not gonna
be able to continue season five orinto the future. He says he loved

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it, that we know he lovedit. He loved the relationship that he's
developed. But he said he'll seeus at the movies. Yellowstone season five
returns November ten. What Chili youwatch this? Can they do it without?
I mean, can they do itwithout? Of course they can do
it without Kevin Costner, but acouple times we thought he died doing the
regular show. Yeah, will itsuck without him? Oh yeah, it'll
suck without him, definitely, Butthey can do it. The crazy thing

(01:04:49):
is spoiler alert. When they've stoppedfilming in last season, he was still
alive. So unless they were alreadyfilming some other stuff for the new season,
Uh huh, it's gonna suck figuringout how he's not there anymore.
Somehow they're going to have to killhim all or something. Well, I
feel like the characters of Rip andBeth are strong enough, like they emerged

(01:05:11):
so like everyone loves them. Youknow, I don't know. They can
go on, It could go on, but like me, they lost my
interest because Kevin Cosner is a bigpart of it. Yeah, dances with
Wolves. Come on, man,come on, you mean avatar Taylor.
Taylor is doing a Wembley Stadium.She's playing London's Wembley Stadium. She has

(01:05:34):
wemboy Wembley Stadium and the Food Fighterswere playing at a smaller venue called London
Stadiums, home of west Ham United. Thank you so a big so a
stadium. They're both playing stadiums.Dave Grohl said that they call his tour
the Errors Tour. He's like,I tell you, man, we don't

(01:05:54):
want to suffer. You don't wantto suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift.
We have more than a few errors, and more than a few effing errors
as well. He's like, that'sbecause we actually play live. He's like,
you guys like rock and roll musicright anyway. So Taylor must have
caught wind of this because early inthe show she's like thanking her band and
saying they would be playing live forthree and a half hours tonight. I

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think the next day she responded becauseshe's got a three night stand over there.
Yeah, so Dave, you gottago listen to the clip. I
didn't even send it to you,Alex because number one, it sounds like
crap. But Dave just swears likeDave just drops bomb. He's just f
bomb guy. And I think hejust was just doing just a little rant,
and I'm sure it was just comingoff the top of his head.
He even said, oh, wedon't want any you know, like,

(01:06:38):
oh, you know, as soonas you say Taylor Swift and a microphone
and you're in public, what areyou saying about her? Yeah? But
he made the headlines. He madethe headlines. We were talking about him,
and that's kind of what you gotto do, really differends. Yeah,
I bet she's not that upset aboutit. Yeah, those are subs,
all right, we're not upset aboutthis. Well, it didn't Dave
talk about going to Taylor stuff showlike for his daughter. Yeah, so

(01:07:00):
I think he's probably just doing itin jest. And baseball, though Astros
got to win yesterday, they blowout the Orioles eight to one. They
swept through Reels over the weekend havenow won five straight. They're gonna have
a day off today before they openup a two game mini series with the
Rockies tomorrow night at home. Inthe College World Series, Texas A and
M and Tennessee are gonna play fora national championship tonight. After splitting the
first two games of the best ofthree National Championship Series. A and M

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one on Saturday, and Tennessee beatthem yesterday. First pitch for tonight's game
is at six. You can watchit on ESPN. So there's gonna be
two championships tonight because Game seven ofthe Stanley Cup Finals also tonight, the
Panthers take on the Oilers. Seriestied at three games a piece, and
the Oilers are trying to become thefst team in NHL history to overcome a
three to zero deficit in the StanleyCup Final. They're a slight favorite heading
into tonight's game that starts at seven. You can watch it on ABC.

(01:07:46):
Also on our sports blog page.Today, the Oilers flasher girl did pose
for Playboy, so you go seethat. Wait a minute, Playboy still
the thing apparently I did not know. Like in Canada, it is special.
Canada probably made off all the ACups. You know what I'm saying
there? You click page. Insoccer, the US men's national team got

(01:08:10):
a win last night. They beatBolivia tu nil in the Copa America tournament.
They're gonna play Panama in their nextgame on Thursday night. That is
what's going on in sports. There'sa there's a country star that I don't
know who it is, she said. Twenty years ago, they did a
reader's poll what country music star wouldyou like to see naked? In Playboy

(01:08:30):
magazine and it was her and ShaniaTwain. Everybody knows Shania Twain. I
don't know who this other chick is. I never heard of her before.
You don't have a name like Iknow Tricia Year, would Bran, I
would know her. That's almost McIntyre. No, of course I know her,
faith Hill, she said it.No, of course. God.
Uh So it came down to themtwo and she said Playboy ended up calling

(01:08:54):
her and offered her a million dollarslooking at girls. Yeah, okay,
make a look. Never Len rhymeAllen, No, I know again,
I know all those names Bonnie Tyler, but I don't know her Bonnie Tyler,
Terry Clark, I don't know whatshe sings. I have to google
it, but it came down toher and Shania Twain, Martina McBride.

(01:09:15):
We've found who it is. It'sTerry Clark saying the second Caitlin's aunt just
kidding. All right, Well yeah, I'm I'm looking at girls blog page.
You go ahead. Houston's Rocking Alternatives. The Morning Show six to ten
AM, ninety four or five BuzzOkay ninety four five the Buzz, Good

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Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It'sNirvana. Half point point of the show.
Pay Pop, Thank you so muchfor having a song, Alex rod
I got to clear this up withyou one more time. I have to
clear this somebody I do. Ihave to try to get some clarity on
this hockey game on tonight. Thereis to a game seven seven. It's

(01:09:59):
a game seven. The Edmonton Oilerscame back from a three to nothing deficit
in the Stanley Cup Finals. Theseare the two teams that are playing for
the Stanley Cup. A three tonothing deficit, They've tied the Florida Panthers
at three games apiece. Game seventonight. Yeah, okay. Now,
in nineteen forty two, the StanleyCup Finals, it was the first time

(01:10:23):
that a Stanley Cup Finals had evergone to a game seven. And it
was the Toronto Mapleafs and the DetroitRed Wings and they had they had it
was for the Cup and it was. But I've said it a couple of
times, like, dude, Ithink this has happened before. So it's
like it's the first time that areverse sweep happened. They were down zero

(01:10:45):
in three, then they won fourin a row to win the Cup.
They did it in nineteen forty two. The only Stanley Cup Final to result
in a reverse sweep could happen againtonight. It won't that it could,
but won well. But you werealready confused on that. Where are they
playing? Are they in Florida?Are they in Canada? Miami? Yeah?

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Okay, so that's why I started. But that's why I said bet
the farm, because they were inCanada. I said, they're not gonna
lose in Canada. I said,put it all on. I don't know
what's gonna happen to now. It'sjust the best hockey you could possibly watch
tonight, right, game seven,it's the best. McDavid can't do it.
He can't win the big one.And then he's he's like our next

(01:11:26):
Lebron can't win the big one?Guy, Okay, what team is head?
Break it down for me and thenbreak it down some more. The
best player in the NHL, andhe is the best player, like like
if you took every major sport rightnow, he's the best. He's the
best number one compared to the numbertwo out of any and you think he's

(01:11:49):
not gonna because he can't do italone, can do it alone? Lebrovski
from the Panthers, he's gonna stopit. I get it. I know
it's a lot of hockey talk,but there's just there's just nothing greater than
a Game seven. It's gonna begreat tonight. It's gonna be the best
hockey you could possibly watch. Ifyou ever were even remotely interested in getting
a whiff of hockey, you watchtonight, you'll love it. If the

(01:12:11):
Mavericks had done this, No,never, I can't imagine that after watching
that almost sweep. No, Idon't can I never. All right,
we're gonna take a short break,no more hockey. I'm gonna give you
some third I blind tickets on theflip of this break. Easton's rocking Alternatives,
The Rod This Morning Show from sixto ten AM ninety four or five

(01:12:33):
Buzz ninety four or five The BuzzWelcome back Rod Ryan's Show. MILS Monday,
forty percent chance of rain. Yeah, parton cloudy today have ninety five.
We'll get us some tickets in justa moment. Let's find out what's
trending this morning. Okay. Overthe weekend, she carried Richardson ran one
of the fastest one hundred meter timesin the world since last year. She's

(01:12:55):
done that twice now and now she'sgoing back to Paris were we're looking to
get that gold in that one hundredmeter race. It hasn't been done since
nineteen ninety six. I was justtalking about her, so I was just
watching some highlights. She's the onethat got busted with weed. That's right.
She's got removed from the team fouryears ago. Yeah, she's got
like flashy, she's got a flashyway about her. I love her.
I think she's beautiful. She gotthese long nails. She does the whole
you know, big eyelashes thing.But her family was in the stands and

(01:13:18):
they did like a side by sideof them watching the race. Yeah,
and their reactions. I love thosevideos, like the family, their Grandma's
like just praying for her. Iloved it, like her body was carved
a mean statuesque. For sure.It's unbelievable how ripped she is. And
I can only imagine how devastating itwas four years ago to be kicked off

(01:13:39):
the team. I want this.I want this to be her redemption tour,
and I want to beat Jamaica andI want the gold medal in the
one hundred meter for women. Oh, I can't wait for dealing for you.
That's like all I want. Yeah, she's awesome, and then what
else do we have a bunch offriends? Fans are upset because Krispy Kream
is doing like a thirtieth anniversary celebrationof Friends with donuts, like a special

(01:14:02):
like Friends Edition donuts, but they'renot going to sell them in the US,
are only going to sell them inthe UK and Ireland. So fans
are like, okay, well theshow's from here, not called lad so
right, So people are upset aboutthat, And then you're looking at girls
blog page and the milk Monday,all doing very well on links and guests
wanted to get in here mention themilk your spoil your sports blog page in

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the last ten minutes has is thenumber is the most popular blog page.
Alexs go for the oilers boob Girl, and then Paige van Zant also,
ooh, she's doing her slap herpower slap debut. She started doing that.
He's doing it next week. That'sher debut. Ooh, that's just
trending. Oh and the broad Rinetwo care store is open. That should
be the headline. Yeah, duh, right, given, But that's what's

(01:14:46):
trending on any For five plus.I thought that slap thing, that Slap
League, whatever you call it,I thought it was the dumbest thing I
ever saw, And then I findmyself watching it. I've never watched like
a live It's dangerous. Here's me. It's just like ginormous men just smacking
the hell out of each other andnot dying somehow. And if you use

(01:15:09):
like the meaty part of your handand you hit them in the face,
I mean I've seen faces just startswelling up, and watched a couple of
them the earpieces so they don't justlike pop up their ear drums. I
don't know why Paige vans Ant woulddo this. She's making so much money
on her only fans. She's makingso much money. I guess, all
right, what are you giving aone? I've got a pair of See
third I blind and there's Summer Godsto Our twenty twenty four yellow card in

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Arizona on this Bill Woodland Savili inAugust third. I'll take call her ten
seven, one, three, two, two, nine four five rod Ryan
Shows four or five the bus,Good Morning rod Ryan Show. We know
Stain's coming to town. It's breaking, Benjamin. Those tickets are still available.
I don't think we have those upto offer to you this week.

(01:15:51):
Kind of moving things around a littlebit. I know I got those Summer
Gods to Our tickets. I'm gonnagive those to somebody right now. We're
gonna start giving away nothing more ticketit's today. We'll have those for you
all week. Chile. You putthem at nine, ten and then we're
gonna leave you with some Jane's Addictiontickets, Summer Gods to Our Good Morning
rod Ryan's showy, good morning,good morning. Well Hello, who is

(01:16:14):
this? That is Raphael? Raphaelyou're calling number ten man. Congrats.
Oh Ray, that's what I'm talkingabout. That's what day. It's exactly
what we're talking about right now.You getting some free tickets. Hey,
thank you guys so much. I'mtelling them when the show is sure.
It's at August third, third,eye Blind Summer Gods. We are twenty
twenty four with Yilla cardin Arizona.Awesome, all right, Raphael, thanks

(01:16:40):
for listening. Dude. Hey,thank you guys. Okay, appreciate you.
You're welcome. I know''ve been talkingabout this, this porch pi.
This video is just so outrageous andit's it's the craziest thing I've seen today
for sure. So on the CrazyCriminal blog page, two porch pirates are
fighting over a package seconds after itwas delivered. And I said something.

(01:17:01):
I said, Matt, is thatdriver in on this? It seems like
it's got to be an inside deal. Two porch pirates, they're on the
camera. They're racing to steal apackage right after the guy set it down,
took a picture of it, andthen these guys are speeding up the
front yard and the residents say thatone of them got away with a phone

(01:17:23):
and they even said it was verysuspicious that they knew that that particular package
was so valuable, and I justyou know, I made comments this morning.
I said, if both of theseporch pirates showed up out of the
blue at this particular residence only,then don't they need to figure out how
the details of this phone that's inthis box is being leaked? Right,

(01:17:45):
I'm not going to use her name, she said. Rod. I've been
in the delivery business for twenty fiveyears, so here's me. I'm looking
at the driver. I'm like thatdriver's in on this. Both FedEx and
ups I've worked everywhere up to thirtypeople will handle your package on its trip
to you. After a few months, you can tell what's in a box.
You just can. The best wayto make sure you get a package
of value is signature required. It'sa pain in the ass for us because

(01:18:09):
we can't leave it on your doorstep, but also we have to scan it
at your door when we notice you. So it may cost a little more,
but it's much safer. We've allreceived those notifications like, hey,
you need to sign for this.When it's something like this, you maybe
met to look into that. Ifthat's an option that you want to sign
for something. It's a thousand dollarsphone right that these people took. So
I asked this person, I said, do you feel that these are inside

(01:18:31):
jobs and someone working for the deliveryservice is like tipping these porch pirates?
Yes, they are. However,most of the time it's not the driver,
it's one of the package handlers.They have more motivation and less to
lose inside jobs, and there's somany people touching it, it's like,
how can you pinpoint some one ofthem, you know, and say hey,

(01:18:54):
no, you told your friend orwhatever. And I was thinking,
oh, the driver's in on it. He really does look shocked. The
driver is like, now that Ilooked at it, like okay, I
don't think he was involved with this. He genuinely looked like, what the
hell is going on here? Yeah, two ports pirates at the same time
fighting for the same package that's headliningthe crazy criminal blog page. Man,

(01:19:16):
you suck if you're tipping them offbad people. I mean, that would
be like somebody at the bank.As soon as somebody takes a big withdrawal,
they don't go through the ATM becausethey don't trust that. Now,
So if you want to take somemoney. They'd be like, call him
Bud. He's like, hey man, this guy just walked out of here
with two grand Yeah, same thing. Yes, it's the same things.

(01:19:39):
Terrible just making the money. Twothousand Americans were asked about their financial literacy.
All right, how comfortable you areand what you know about money?
Like, people didn't know what interestwas. That's younger people, not just
younger people. Gen Z's the mostlikely to kind of put these things off

(01:20:00):
learning about it. Baby boomers aregoing to be the best they're going to
know about this stuff. More.Forty three percent of people out of two
thousand were asked they didn't know whata four to one K was. They
didn't know what it was. Yeah, I know that not everybody offers that,
but don't you have some kind ofan awareness of what what that is?
We're hiring one thousand dollars if you'reyou're gonna start working somewhere young,

(01:20:23):
I mean, you would hope thatyour employer explained it to you maybe.
I mean, I worked in arestaurant for a long time. Okay,
from my young life up until youknow, radio thing kicked in. There
was no there was no help.There was no, Hey, we're gonna
put some money away. If youput some money away. So I'm thinking
up until I was probably twenty three, twenty five, Yeah, maybe I

(01:20:44):
didn't know what a four oh oneK was. I don't know. Later
for me, I think it waslater for me. I really started getting
into finance when I realize, like, hey, this is something you need,
Like you don't have a trust one, you don't want to, you
know, have to marry a weirdold guy. Maybe we start learning about
money saving it. Do we stillhave a four to one king? We

(01:21:10):
do, they're just not matching.They're not matching there, so you can
still so you can still put away, Like I think six percent is what
they let you put away. That'sthe match and that's pre tax money that
is put away. And then you'reagreeing that you're not going to touch that
money for a long long time.And it's basically just setting up some sort
of a fund for yourself when youretire. You can't touch that money.

(01:21:32):
You can, you'll get penalized forit, but it's pre taxed, right,
So there you are and now soit benefits you many ways. Obviously,
you just have this money sitting aroundfor a long long time. It's
pre tax, and now your taxesyou're not paying as much because they're taking
that off the top. And thenif your employer is just kind of cool
like ours used to be, they'llactually match you some of that money.

(01:21:57):
That was the pandemic, that thatwent away, right and it never came
back, never came back. Itwas like pandemic's over all the things we
took away, record setting profits.Putting that back, I'm not going to
give it. If I've been onhim and he's like, dude, I
just don't make enough money, andI was on you since day one.
Just at least they're giving you freemoney they used to. They don't know,

(01:22:20):
they don't know, but still puttingmoney away for little l pre tax.
Just gamble. He just gambles.I don't think that's the way,
dude. I made an investment inthe fifty to fifty raffle at the Astros
game, my signature one hundred dollars. I did it down the drain once

(01:22:41):
again, off the top of yourhead, how many times have you given
one hundred dollars to the red Justgive me a number twenty five in the
last two years. Yeah, probablytwenty five times. Yeah, probably just
about you've dropped a hundo. Endof the time, I should have who
won? Did Mundo win? That'sthe only reason I can because I know
like three people Sylvia here has one, Okay, I believe Mundo has one,

(01:23:05):
and then there's one more person,baby Brock, I believe has won.
Yeah, so I know it happens. It's a whole stadium full of
people. What happens? Like thedumbest like addiction I have, But I
gotta win. If I buy moretickets, I will win. And it's
never like the first number is neveryour number and you're dropping pretty out that

(01:23:26):
long receipt. I get a hundredand so like those are one of those
numbers has to hit right at leastpentlike five hundred dollars in a Rockets game
one time Alex together, we werenot close. Aren't safe for bullets?
For bank account? Are you droppinga hinge on that too? I mean
it's for charity, so you couldwrite it off because I'm a charitable guy.
And then if you don't win,are you you're writing that off?

(01:23:46):
You're taking the time to write thaton. I don't pay taxes. You
have to this year, but notnext year. The actually, we're sorry,
We're sorry. Please don't take anyof ice from Alex anything that he
says on this show. I mean, I mean that goes for every single
thing. Rock and alternative, fairhues to The rod Ryan Morning Show six

(01:24:08):
to ten AM, The Buzz,all right, ninety four or five,
The Buzz, Good Morning, rodRyan's Show. That's blank on eighty two,
and I Miss You Nothing More.Tickets coming your way early in the
nine o'clock were closer to around ninetten. You're twenty minutes out from those.
Jane's Addiction with Love and Rockets Augustnineteenth, seven, one three years

(01:24:29):
of call. We announced that showa couple of times on this program.
We'll have tickets for you on knowthe show, Chilly's got them, and
then he'll you know, he's gota bounds those around throughout the week.
Forty percent chance of rain, partlycloudy today, high of ninety five TESLA
one final time Houston's headlines. Yeah, so our lead story is still going

(01:24:50):
to be the twelve year old whowas strangled to death right she was found
dead in a creek last week,and the two suspects that are facing charges
wave their right to appear in courton Friday, so they appeared in court
today. They've been charred with capitalmurder murder. An icehold will keep both
of the suspects in custody because theyare both in the country illegally from Venezuela.

(01:25:13):
Meanwhile, the former acting ICE DirectorTom Homan says that this case is
the reason why so many people arecalling for the border to be shut down.
The family of the twelve year oldgirl, Joscelyn Nungari, has confirmed
that Mattress Mac is going to payfor the funeral. It's going to be
this Thursday at Earthman Rest Haven Cemetery. Mattress Mac is also paying for a

(01:25:35):
celebration of life for Joscelyn after theservice. So this is a huge story
here locally, it's a big nationalstory. So I just wanted to catch
you guys up to speed on that. Meanwhile, President Biden and former President
Donald Trump are preparing for their firstdebate set for this coming week in Atlanta.
Biden has been prepping with advisors tocamp David. Trump meanwhile held a

(01:25:56):
rally in Philadelphia on Saturday. Headdressed a gathering of Christian conservative Christian conservatives,
and then he made a point ofstressing his position on abortion, saying
he believes states should set their ownrules, even if some attendees have been
pushing for a national band. Speakingof Trump, there is talk of he
says that he's decided who he willpick for a running mate. That's according

(01:26:20):
to some sources. They're saying theformer president's top two finalists for the vice
presidential slot on the Republican ticket arethe are North Dakota's Doug Bergham and then
Senator j D Vance of Ohio.So I need to do my due diligence,
like I don't know, like thebackstories on either of those guys.
Oh, I thought I saw SarahHuckaby's name being thrown around, you know,

(01:26:43):
you know what, until it's saidand done, until it's inked in,
I don't think you can. Ithink when it comes to Trump,
I don't think you can rule anythingout until it is like verified. Huckaby
was good man, she was reallysharp. I thought she did a great
job. I agree, I agree. I thought I thought this was someone
who came in really rogue and didher job, but at the end of
it was so polished. She wasalways sharp, but I mean she hit

(01:27:08):
her stride and yeah there was aIt's so funny depending on who's in there
as a press secretary. It's likeit just depends are you really watching it?
Like I think she made a lotof fans while she was doing that.
Clear my calendar, when is thisdebate? The debate is Thursday,
that's right, I need to Yeah, it's June twenty seven. I can't
wait. I absolutely cannot wait.I hate myself do it's going live right

(01:27:30):
after he works one day a weeknow, Yeah, he's working two days
this week. I hate myself thatI'm so looking forward to it. I'm
the lines. I can't. Idon't know. I don't know how I'm
feeling it, Like you, amI gonna sit down and watch this thing?
Or am I gonna wait for thetakeaways? Like I want to pre
schedule tweets out and be like ohMG, and just like get to go
out periodically throughout that hour. It'sjust these are the two oldest guys,

(01:27:54):
and they act tough, they actlike they're fight. Yes, yes,
you guys can't remember while you're there? Take you off back? Hey,
pal? And what pass out?All right? I don't know that I'm
missed at the other I'll set analarm for this, But I want to
talk about alarms absolutely, thank you, thank you. Is there a specific
phone alarm you hate? Maybe youeven force your spouse to change it because

(01:28:16):
it makes you wake up hating theworld. There was this big ride up
on the alarm sound Americans seem likethey're most divided on. It's a popular
one on iPhones called by the Seaside. Apple's been using it for over a
decade. This is it. Imean, listen, nobody likes an alarm
going off at three o'clock in themorning, So I see, if it's
every day, you're gonna get sickof it, especially if it's not yours.

(01:28:38):
If you've got to get up beforeyour partner and this is going off
at three o'clock, I could seethe other person hating it, resenting it
the whole thing. Even if thisis even if it's the most lovely sound
in the world, if it's correlatedto getting up before you've gotten enough for
rest, it's like you're never gonnalike it. It's Ryan show. Then
you know it's time out. Youneed to get a out of bed.

(01:28:58):
So some people like it. Somepeople think this is the most relaxing alarmed
awake up too, but others arelike, no, that is nails on
a chalkboard. I've heard it somany times. It's also a common ring
tone, so they're just over it. This is a mix between Pee Wee
Harmon and Napoleon Dynamite. Like singerJustin Timberlake is continuing his world tour after

(01:29:20):
drunk driving. After being arrested fordrunk driving in New York, he appeared
on stage in Chicago and told fansit's been a tough week, but you're
here and I'm here, and thenthe crowd just erupted, so we know
that he was arrested in Long Islandright after he allegedly ran a stop sign.
He is scheduled to play a secondshow into in Chicago, which already

(01:29:41):
played, and he addressed the crowd, and he could have chosen his words
a little more wisely. He justsaid, you know, I want to
show you guys gratitude. You keepriding with me. You keep riding with
me. It's like Justin, youwere writing dirty. Maybe use some other
words, but you know what.The crowd still loves him, he said,
it was a tough week, andhe says he knows he's hard to
love. Sometimes he'll be fine.He always is Amy, Yeah, he'll

(01:30:05):
be fine. Jel the World.This is going to read the tour What
tour the World tour. Jelly Roll'slife story is crazy. He recently sat
down with Howard started to chat aboutit. He was telling a lot of
amazing stories. He told Howard thatwhen he was in jail, he wanted
to write music and he would startby beating on the steel bed bunk because
it had a real hollow sound soyou could keep time with it, and

(01:30:28):
then he would start humming melodies overthat loop. He's like, the hardest
part was when I wrote so manyof them, for I like started to
forget the melodies. He said.He ended up coming home with a bunch
of songs that he couldn't remember themelodies too, but he had really good
lyrics. So when he was donewith his jail snit, he said he
was knocking on other people's cells andsaid, if I ever see you again.

(01:30:49):
Albeit Madison Square Garden and just forreference, he was last in jail
in two thousand and eight and hewill be headlining Madison Square Guarden this year
on September twenty seven, So thatis some crazy stuff. You can read
that on Music Block page. Thoseare Houston TP Lines Tech of Alex Castro's
Gotta Win. Yesterday they blew atthe Oiels eight to one. They swept
the Ools over the weekend and nowwon five in a row. They're and

(01:31:11):
have a day off today before theyopen up a two game mini series with
the Rockies tomorrow night at home atthe College World Series Texas, A and
M and Tennessee are gonna play forthe National Championship tonight. After splitting the
first two games of this best ofthree National Championship Series. A and M
one on Saturday, and Tennessee beatthem yesterday. First pitch tonight is at
six o'clock and you can watch iton ESPN. In hockey, we got
Game seven in the Stanley Cup Finaltonight between the Panthers and the Oilers.

(01:31:35):
Oil is trying to overcome a threeto zero deficit. That's gonna start at
seven o'clock and you can watch iton ab SC. Check out the Oilers
flasher girl. She posed for aPlayboy. That's on the sports blog page
today. In soccer, the USmen's national team got to win last night.
They beat Bolivia tu nil and theCopa America tournament. They're gonna play
Panama in their next game on Thursdaynight. Also on our sports blog page

(01:31:55):
Today page, van Zan is gonnamake her Power Slat League debut next week.
You can see Paige in her trainingfor this Power Slap League, and
then just paid vans in general onthe sports blog. Yeah, game seven,
baby, game seven, Game seven, Let's go Usa? How could
you go against the flasher? I'mgoing for America. I was born in
America for my country, and notforeigners in your home country of Canada.

(01:32:21):
I understand why I'm not swayed byhorniness. It's Florida hockey. Yeah,
America. Oh by the brain.How many of those guys on the team
are American doesn't matter. Oh I'mready. I've been waiting. Bet something,
I've been waiting. I've been waiting. Dollars. No Montreal, you

(01:32:48):
want to go? Yeah right now, Canada boy, if you want to
make it interesting, I'm always hereRocky and Ryan Morning Show. I'm six
to ten am the mandatory Metallica forthe nine o'clock hour. I'm here for
that Good Morning, rod Ryan Showninety four or five applies forty percent chances

(01:33:11):
of rain today partly cloudy skies.Ninety five would be the high today.
I've got nothing more tickets coming upfor you, coming up in just a
moment. Metallica is a good one. You gotta go to the bathroom.
You know, we don't get alot of five minute songs. I know,
I just squandered it sitting here.I should have like gone taken a

(01:33:31):
walk around the building or something fiveminutes song. But then I got the
old hey how are you? Itgot me thinking, I know, you
don't really care about when somebody says, hey man, how are you?
How you doing? Yeah, heyman, how you doing? How you
doing? I'm good? Fine,great, So my whole world could be
crashing down upon me, and I'mnot gonna let you know that, and

(01:33:54):
you'll go. I don't want anI don't want any follow up questions.
Okay, I could have run overmy dog. I'm great, Hey man,
how are you great? I don'twant to do anything that the worst
when they give you something like,oh man, it's been a weekend.
I don't want to have to playa damp business. No dude. What
one time my boss asked me,I was I had just broken up with

(01:34:15):
like the first love of my life. Was I was like thirty years old
or something like that, or liketwenty nine. Was he got the old
hanging in there? No, hegoes, I thought he called me and
he goes, he goes, hey, Tessa, how are you? And
I you just dumped it out.No, I go, I'm fine,
and my body was forsaking me.I like four tears before it and I

(01:34:36):
just started and I was like,I'm fine. I was like, this
is nothing to do with this.I was like I was like no,
no, no, no, nono. I was like, I'm fine,
I'm fine. I'm like, thisis something else my app you have
just laid out for me. Myabsolute worst diger ask you somebody how they
are and they start crying in frontof me. Dude, I felt,
I know so bad. I waslike, oh my god, I I'm

(01:35:00):
so embarrassing, so embarrassing. Sothis was kind of going around on social
media. You know, people talkingand it's good for a Monday. How
they answer, hey man, howare you? How are you? Now?
There are some people are open tochatting and some are just making small
talk? How are you as smalltalk to me? Except if if it's
Cliff or somebody like from down thehall, like Cliff's live in the dream,

(01:35:25):
you know, like you ask himhow he's doing. I'm living the
dream, living the dream. Idon't use that one ever. I just
like And then the other one is, uh, Cliff, will give me
another day in paradise, you know, I mean, I'll say Hi,
Hi. Does it seem like anotherI'm like, hey man, how are
you Another day in paradise? Rod, another day in paradise? How I

(01:35:46):
got you with? Another day?Another dollar? But radio? So I
guess the five? Yeah, Ithink he used to do that. He
don't do that anymore. Another day, another dollar, except it's radio.
He's more like eighty cents. Yeah, I think you do that. Yeah,
Cliffs could come back guy. Yeah, he's ready, dude, he's
ready in the hall. I'm gonnatry a couple of new ones out here,
like a thriving how are you thriving? But yeah, and that's okay.

(01:36:12):
And I still think that shuts itdown. If somebody asks me how
I am, I'm gonna go like, is something wrong? Can I help
you? Like I'm not doing that. I want out of that conversation immediately.
How about all right? Asked me? How I'm doing? How you
doing right? Same panic? Differentdisco? This? What do you think
the millennials? I don't hate that. Should I try that one? I

(01:36:34):
think it's on brand for the format? Try another one? Hey Rod,
how you doing? Same? Soup? Just reheated? Ha ha, that's
stupid. Was I try this one? Go ahead? Hey rd how you
doing awful? Why do you ask? You get hit over the head with

(01:36:59):
that? You're walking by in thehallway. I'm doing awful? Do you
ever get hit with the Hey?How's it going? You're like, good?
Are you? And they just don'tsay anything back. You're like,
I mean we were just passing eachother all the way. I'm not gonna
follow you anymore. Yeah, that'skind of all right. Good, I've
got that ended there. Eddie Martiniis the market manager here. He's just
hit me. I was like,do it? How are you great?
Man? Great? But you wantthe market because I'm always saying great?

(01:37:21):
You want the market president to thinkthat you're happy. I love waking up
at three point fifteen. It's thebest. I love that you pay me.
Thank you I'm doing the best money. I'm having the best day ever.
This is the best Monday in mylife. He'd still just be like,
good to see you. You smelllike money, you look like money.
How is the yacht? This introduceshimself to me every sing, every

(01:37:43):
single time he sees me, Hi, are you new here? I had
to write a thank you guard.I write him a thank you card for
the baby shower that they had forme. And I was like, Alex
the guy that works with rod Ryan, same panic, different disco. That
one's been the winner so far.I'm gonna try that. I may try

(01:38:05):
that out next time. Same twentyone, different pilot, all right,
same pepper, different red hot,same different line, same pearl, different
jam. Just do it with everydamn same fighters. I cannot wait to
see I cannot wait to see Cliffto use these on him. All right,

(01:38:26):
what are you giving away? Samesame, nothing more? I would
set it off. Okay, nothingmore? Was set it off from asheston
new and post profit live and buyyou music. So we got it from
what you said earlier. Okay,you nailed us. Make it sure,
all right? Well I will takecall at number ten seven one three,
two, two four five, GoodLuck, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All

(01:38:49):
Day, and The rod Ryan MorningShow ninety five, The Buzz ninety four
five, The Buzz, Welcome backrod Ryan Show. Of these phones here,
good morning, good morning. Personon the phone, person on hello

(01:39:11):
phone, you should probably talk now, Hello, Hello, Hi, how's
it going good? Good? Howare you doing great? Let's try that
again, man, how are youdoing today? Pretty good? Pretty good?
How about yourself? Same panic difference. It took me a second to
think about what it's hard? It'shard? What's your name? Very hard?

(01:39:36):
Am I gonna win anything? Joe? Joe? Your collar ten?
I'm gonna give you some tickets?All right? No way, awesome,
way, how come up? Please? Oh dude, take these nothing more
was set it off from ashes tonew and post profit. The tickets are
yours? Yeah, amazing, amazing, post profit. I'm sorry. Congrats

(01:40:02):
Joe, have a great time atthat show, and thank you for listening.
Okay, thanks Bud, good,thank you so much. I'm going
to have a great day now onlineKid's Alex Online, The Muzz. Okay,
what you got well? Rod,I did have a different AOL today.
And then we had a discussion aboutsomething that we have on the Rod

(01:40:25):
Ryan Show page about two porch piratesfighting for one one porch thing, one
package. That's the word. Iwas looking for my porch thing, so
I looked up porch Pirate fails,and that is what you have twelve minutes
out that you can watch today,twelve minutes twelve minutes of porch pirates either

(01:40:45):
getting confronted by the homeowner having trappedpackages get them. I always think,
like, just put a snake packageout there, put a row snake everything,
but it like, I mean,that's gonna probably get you to stop
porch pirate. And when you opena row snake and it fights you,
probably that's not one of the thingsyou see. But there are decoy packages.
That's the glitter package that I thinkyou've seen the viol video where it
has a camera in it and theguy gets at home and he opens it

(01:41:08):
just shoots him with glitter. It'skind of funny. I wonder this is
an older video somebody put. Theyswapped out TVs. The TV was broke.
They bought a nice, big,brand new TV, right and to
get rid of the old TV,they just put it in the box and
they set it outside and some installit nice. It's like a non working
television, but they took it offtheir hands. Yeah. Just pretend you
want it and pretend it's like valuableand people will steal it. Yeah,

(01:41:30):
exactly, So go check it outand see some porch pirates, you know,
get a litt karma. Instant karmaon the World Finish rod Ryan Show
page, the Buzz dot com,The rod Ryan Show on the Buzz ninety
four or five, The Buzz,Good Morning rod Ryan Show Mills Monday.
Yeah, it's a good one todaytoo. All the actually, all the

(01:41:51):
blog pages are doing really really welltoday. The Looking at Girls blog page
is good. We had a seventyone year old woman competing and she deserved
to be there too. Seventy oneyear old woman competing in the Miss Texas
pageant this weekend. I mean incredible. I saw this on DNA, I
saw this on the national news andit happened here in Houston. And the

(01:42:13):
lady is seventy one years old.She's from El Paso, and she looks
amazing and totally represented. She wasawesome. I almost don't believe I want
to see her id. I don'tbelieve that she's seventy one. You need
to card her. She looks fortyforty six, but that's not first time
she's gotten carded. She looks shelooks like she's in her forties. She
looks like maybe she's fifty maybe maybe. So that's headlining the Looking at Girls

(01:42:38):
blog page. Rod Ryan Show CareStore, the Guy's sports blog page is
killing it today. I just addedthis because I want to see what we
come up with locally here. Ifound this and this was really really some
of them were just when comments arewell crafted and well written. I appreciate
the time that people take. I'mgoing to add this. I already put
it up on our Facebook page.Ten things of women that men didn't know

(01:43:01):
until moving in with one? Okay, so think about this. What didn't
you know about women women until youmoved in with one? I mean,
I could just start making a wholelist myself. The true a lot.
Yeah, every time. It's insanehow much toilet paper you realize every time

(01:43:26):
you sit down. I can't imaginethat. I mean, are you just
like wrapping it around your hand inthere and then just no, I'm just
really paying your whole bathroom every time. I don't keep track that way.
I know. I just that's likewhy I have a Costco membership. Okay
for the total All right, here'swhat some people wrote things that they learned
about women only after they moved inwith one. Just like cats, they'll

(01:43:49):
naturally gravitate towards the warmest parts ofthe house. Quote. I'm honestly unsure
if she loves me or just myexcess heat? Did I love putting a
cold foot on hot back or body? Like it's easiest to warm it up.
They take showers with boiling water?What is up with that? If

(01:44:12):
you ever like hop in the showerafter your chick, it's the hottest water
ever. It is the absolute it'sscalding. It's not safe. You're not
clean. It's not it's a it'san it's an unsand skin. It just
burns your like it burns through you. It is an absolute unsafe temperature.
It's practice. Okay for hell?Okay, maybe one fella says they never

(01:44:34):
finish their drinks. I find twocups of half drunken coffee scattered around the
house multiple times a week. Waterbottles? Have you has? Has a
woman ever finished a bottle of water? Just a I mean there's like an
inch and a half lesson. It'slike there's another one opened, Like what
do you doing? Man, there'slike three of them on the night stand.
Yeah, it's very important to havethat water by the nightstand though.

(01:44:57):
Okay, yeah, that's one thinglike girls are definitely they have to have
water and they never fill it upever, and it's always your like it's
your Josh, hey, wire up? Well you feel yeah, like cause
you know there's no Mombrado left now, so I gotta wait for Okay,
sure, you're waiting. You're waiting, and then of a sudden, as
soon as you laid on, canyou help. Yeah, there's like a

(01:45:20):
bedtime checklist, like there's water,turn on the fan, close the doors,
lock the doors. One fella sayswomen have a million black hair ties
and also none. Yeah, true, that's true. I go through this
with my daughter. I don't knowhow many packages of Barrett's and everything else
that I've purchased, and it's whenI need one got their damn hair in

(01:45:44):
front of over her eyes. I'mlike, where are all these things that
I bought? Butterfly clips, everyclip known to man. We have every
Kurt covein every scrunchy. I haveevery variation of anything that you could possibly
use to tie your airback. Ihave purchased multiple times. You think I
could ever find one? No?Never, I know you can't. More

(01:46:05):
anxiety run by women, Like hairties would be a currency, like No,
they would just be on door likeyou just put them on door handles,
put them on some mic like havehair ties for me? Have them
everywhere? No, they're your hairties. Bring them? No, just
have them like campons. They shouldjust be everywhere. My my addition to
this was what I went through andI just I was absolutely I couldn't wrap

(01:46:29):
my head around it. And I'veshared it on the air before. There
were candles that were lit in roomsand on floors of the house that no
one was in though when you wentin that room. But a candle just
wildly burning away in a in ain a room in your house to infuse

(01:46:50):
the room, that's insane to me. Or burn it down, That is
insanity. Meuse it with fire,an open flame that no is near.
Come on, I couldn't wrap myhead around that. It smelled nice.
Had it been going all day?I don't know. It depends on the
candle. Well, It's just likethe whole candle is just liquid at that

(01:47:12):
point, there's nothing left. There'snothing left. I love a candle burning.
You cannot You have to either bean eye sight of a candle burning,
or it can't be more than oneroom away. What's the fun in
that little danger? Safety safety liveon the edge. A candle burning upstairs.
When you sent a man with thefire eyes, when you spent the

(01:47:33):
entire day downstairs and there's just arogue candle burning upstairs, that is the
nuttiest. It was the craziest thing. We were going to the pool and
Travis goes, don't forget to pullout the candles. I go, dude,
no, let them let them burn. Do that way we come back
in an apartment. It would justburn the whole apartments down. We weren't
going to be gone that law.You're going swimming, Yeah, and candles

(01:47:54):
are burning, yeah, on theunattended candles on a marble countertop. Yeah.
I think it's safe next to abunch of paper and gasoline. So
they can they came apartment spelled lovely. Yeah. And then and then we
just blew up candle. All right, I've done its job. What's the
worst that could have happened. Wecould have all died good calling the toilet

(01:48:15):
paper pillows. Love pillows. Whybecause I like to sleep. One to
my legs. I like to beholding one. I like one on my
next special one for my neck.That's three pillows. I for the July
pillows. Nice, but I justare still there. I don't like them
them. It's just for everything.There's like a new bat. There's like

(01:48:35):
a whole new team because you hateAmerica because you're Canadian. I hate the
red, white and blue on himand he needs to be syrup and make
believe. Listen, all talk,no action I have offered. I said,
Jeep, I want the jeep.I'm interested. I want to Jeep
and I will sell it to Chilifor a tuney, which is two dollars,

(01:48:58):
right, I think, So herewe go that kind of jeep.
Oh, here we go. That'sa hondo. Let me see if that's
real. Let me check. I'llhold it, but see to the light
it goes. Oh, that's Ihave. That is Chris. That's what
do you got t have tomorrow?Get your trash out of here. Three

(01:49:18):
hundred tomorrow. I would never betone hundred dollars. But the jeep with
the jeep on cows. I justthought it would be cool whip on the
hundred because I knew I had oneand the jeep. Dude, what were
you doing? Why do you guyshave cash? This is so cool?
All right? Twenty how much y'allgotten there? Okay? Just straight up
game and the jeep, not thejeep to the jeep. I'll give you.

(01:49:44):
I'll give you fifty raffle tickets.I'll give you the lazy boy at
my house fair okay, and partof the jeep on weekends. No jeep
and the jeep on weekends. Nojeep two weekends. Jeep. It's not
safe. That's not safe for you. That's why I'll have chili with me,
Okay, ch chill the the jeepfor a weekend. I get the
Catchily is not getting in and outof that jeep. Wow, he's just

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not to try it. He's justnot all right. We're on for twenty
on for twenty Just how many Canadiandollars that is to you? Okay?
Straight up? Bet working on gamesseven by ninety four five to bus ninety
four five. The buzz red jumpsuitapparatus face Down brought Ryan's show Milpe Monday,

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and uh yeah, this is gonnaget juicy for sure. What we
were just talking about on the airbefore Red Jumpsuit was I found this and
I found some very very funny commentsnamed something you didn't know about women before
moving in with one, and nowyou guys are taking over on our Facebook
page a lot of comments about therethere's a lot of hair. There's so

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much hair. There's so much hairin every drain and everything. Yeah,
that's why I like the an apartmentagain because I just call the guy to
come unclog my hair drain like oncea month. Yeah, there's a lot
of hair, man everywhere. That'sgreat. We love having you. But
there's a lot of hair. There'sa lot of hair. They poop,
Yeah, girls poop. No,yeah, girls poop. Yeah, Emma

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poops. Come on, Emma sweetboat wearing Emma not my house, she
bakes, she has a poop coop? Was it? Oh? It is
Jessica's parents. Jessica who was onthe show. They built a house and
they put a bathroom in the garagethat was it was his house. It's
his what's their house? Their parents. He was only allowed to use.

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He was only allowed to cramp inthe garage. He could not go in
the master, He couldn't use anyof the bathrooms. He had to use
the one in the garage or else, like what he had in Trouble.
In Trouble Zone, house just becamea house rule. And it's like,
I'm not I'm like, gee,what happened? He's like, no,
man just lost control. Women allright start to outnumber you. What are

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you giving away? I have JaneAddiction and Love and Rockets Chickens seven one
through Music Hall. All right,we'll have a question for you on the
flip Know the show coming up,Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and
The Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety fourfive Bus ninety four to five The Buzz,
Welcome back Rod Ryan's show on aMILF Monday. We're getting ready to

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wrap this up. It's called Knowthe Show. Tessa is going to ask
you a question about something that wascovered today on the program. You proved
to us that you need by givingus the answer, and then we reward
you. We got Jane's Addiction ticketshere for their August nineteenth show at the
seven one three Music Hall. What'sthe question today? What do scientists swear

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they're close to figure out? Oh? Come on, you say they're for
real this time, ron, Idon't believe them. They say they are
so close, not in my lifetimeto fixing this. I'd be so great
if it wasn't my life time solvingthis. Okay. I don't get excited
about these articles, guys. Iappreciate you sending them to me, but
I don't get excited about them anymore. Seven one three, two one two
five nine four five. If youknow the show, Hey Alexa, play

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ninety four point five The Buzz andiHeartRadio getting ninety four point five the bus
station from iHeart Radio, The RodRullian Show on ninety four five, Wake
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Show. Squeezer say it ain't so, but a forty percent chance of some
showers today probably cloudy ninety five willbe the high. Let's get right after

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it. He's an now time forwell know this show on ninety four five
The Buzz. La la la lala la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. All
Right, how's it going great,man? Who is this? Thanks Brandon,
Brandon, welcome to the show.So Tessa has a question for you.
Go ahead, hey you Brandon,tell me what to scientists say they

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they are so close to solving whatissue? Just stop growing hair, not
to be bald anymore. Yeah,dude, they're close. Man. Two
people sent me an article. It'ssomething that came around over the weekend,
like, hey, they're getting realclose here. No, you're not,
well, you're not some fielder're workingthat hard on it. Brandon. You

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just want to know the show.What are you giving them? You get
the Jan's Addiction tickets eleven rockets alsoon this bill. Congratulations, thank you
for knowing the show. All right, thank you so much. I'm excited,
great John, Dude, Yeah,I'm excited too. I'm bald head.
I'll see you at that show.Hey, I'm getting there, all
right, bro, Well guess whatyou're gonna stay there? Okay, there's
not gonna be a cure in ourlifetime. All right, hang on for

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me, Brandon. All right,that's it, man, we gotta go.
Adam the copp continued his winning ways. He beat Rick two questions two
is that two questions to answer,Yeah, he did. He smoked Rick
this morning. Adam the CoP's gonnago for win number four tomorrow. He's
a four time Hall of Famer.He wants to be a five time Hall
of Famer. Can you stop him? It's a little game we play every

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morning at six twenty MILF. Mondaywas the numberumber one link today. Thank
you to the Texas Hammer for helpingus out. Texas Hammer game played every
Monday. Jim Adler love you.We're gonna do something fun with Jim Adler
for sure coming up. Now,we have something great coming up on Wednesday
with Primaray Federal Credit Union. Yeah, they're going to do a match day.
Awesome. They're going to do amatch day with us. They're in

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So if I can get you guysto spend five grand in the Rod Ryan
Show care store, some of youhave been waiting. A couple of you
even asked, Hey, you havea match day coming up? Can I
wait to do my order? ThenWednesday, if I can get you guys
to peel off five grand, whichI know it's a huge ask, they'll
match it up to five thousand dollars. So that's what's happening Wednesday on the

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store will start that first thing inthe morning. Okay, so that's it.
It's just they just said, youshow me the receipts. If you
can get people to spend five grand, we'll give you five grand. So
that's huge. I got twenty dollarson the Stanley Cup tonight. G not
the g I definitely the little bitwas not a part of this bet in

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any way. I did say Iwould throw in a lazy boy if you
win or lose, so that youcan burn a Canadian flag as well.
Rock that kid. I don't havea Canadian flag to burn. I'm an
American. I have two tests.I have two American flags tattooed on my
arm so much. I love America. Do you your dumbinal giants tattoo?

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Okay, somebody's like a dive barAlex. Tomorrow Tomorrow's tattooesday. We can
play a game tomorrow. Somebody hassuggested. I don't know if I have
that. But firework or sex toyfireworks go on sale today. Yes,
fireworks is the season. I tweetedout all the dates for fireworks. I

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thought that was very important information.That's awesome. Can we do who's shooting
that firework. We would shoot offfireworks in the studio. Bob the engineer
was yeah, I don't think wecan do that, do you. He's
got the down stop nooner. Pickyour tickets with him in the one o'clock
hour. Please, guys, rodRyan Show Cares Online store. If you've
just got money burning a hole inyour pocket, you can't wait till Wednesday,

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I get it. Go in therenow. If you got the money,
now do it now. Someone alsopick up the slack for our big
match day on Wednesday. But yeah, the rod Ryan Show Cares Online story.
At least go familiarize your stuff yourselfwith all the new stuff that we
got in there. Testa's out HoustonLife today at one o'clock and that's going
to do it for us. Weare on a twenty hour break. Okay,

(01:57:29):
we'll do it all again tomorrow.We'll have fun. Have a great
Monday, everybody, amf Well,wasn't that fun? If you missed any
of the show today, All theGood Stuff will be podcast check it out

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on the world famous ron ryanshowpage atthe buzz dot com.