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Rod, Alex, and Chile talk about the USA-Canada hockey game tonight, tell you all about the Rod Ryan Show Golf Tournament, and welcome listener, Hannah in the studio to play Alex in The Read My Lips Game.

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Speaker 1 (00:39):
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Good morning. This is
Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, right.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yes, sir, come on now, wakey, wakey, keep your hands
on your snakies, your cake's everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Extreme cold warning. Air temperature thirty three, windshill twenty two,
feeling like twenty two degrees outside. Thank god, We're gonna
have mostly sudden out there today. Could get up to
the forties. We'll see. Alex will be talking about that
in Houston's headlines for sure today. Okay, busy day is

(01:41):
always throwback Thursday. Welcome aboard Sixtagram Thursday. Oh yes, it's
the day we play read my lips. Alex is gonna
take on listener Hannah at A twenty this morning. It's
a big morning for Jeff. He's going for win number four,
fresh out of bed, head to head challenge, that ultimate
supercar driving experience where you and your guests get to
drive some supercars are around a track with no speed limit.

(02:02):
I've got that for you in homeroom, probably the biggest
prize this week. We're giving you that opportunity. On the
fun fact flashback information is going up about the Rod
Ryan showed charity golf tournament. It's so much ground to
cover today on the show, it's gonna be insanely busy.

(02:22):
Let's get after it right now. Now. It's a good
morning morning, rat super cold outside. Yeah yeah, what are
Houston's headlines? Well, let's start with the cold. Yeah, please
rite it up now.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
The hard freed hard freeze warning is expected in Houston
this morning. It'll be the coldest feeling day of the winter. People, plants,
and pipes are gonna need to be protected from the
cold air, but the roadways are expected to remain fine.
There's a chance that freezing rain could develop tomorrow in
parts of Texas. Expect the temperatures to stay below normal

(02:56):
through at least Sunday before we start to warm up
and get back into the seventies next week, although we
might have some rain through the weekend. HPD Captain Darren
Blake Edwards was arrested in Galveson County last night in
charge with possession of child pornography. Shortly after his arrest,
the Houston Police Department announced that Edwards had been relieved
of his duties pending the outcome of an internal investigation.

(03:18):
League City Police Department set his bond for two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. The fifty nine year old Edwards
is a thirty two year veteran of the Police Department
who serves as the captain of the Auto Theft Division.
He was one of several officers that were demoted over
the Astro World tragedy back in twenty twenty one. Passengers
that were on board the Delta flight that crashed here.
The crash landed in Toronto Pearson International Airport have been

(03:41):
offered thirty thousand dollars each as a goodwill gesture by
the airline. The airline also says that the payment comes
with no strings attached, which presumably means the passengers could
still pursue legal action.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
So even thirty thousand dollars just for.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Like a hey, we're sorry that we flipped the plane
over and almost killed you. I were hanging upside down,
but you can still yeah, you can still pursue any
kind of legal action that they wanted. And Entertainment News
Kansas City chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey reportedly spent one
hundred thousand dollars Valentine's Day too much gips for Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Listening to Theresa, she was like, two hundred dollars is
like the minimum if you're in a relationship, so she
would have been happy with the one hundred thousand dollars.
He did top it off with a homemade card because
he wanted to include something that he called personal. He
got her gold necklaces, diamond earings, shoes, clothing, and candy,
as well as one hundred dollars one thousand dollars worth
of roses.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
They're supposedly going to last up to a year. Who
releases this information? They pr people? Did they you think? Probably?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, That means it went well, because, like you know,
Taylor's people are not going to say anything good about it.
They're like, no, that was actually crap. We didn't like it.
All the roses are dead already too much. Sharon Osbourne
is controlling Ozzy and we've known that for years. Yeah,
she did rob us of getting to see him as

(05:02):
a pirate. Ozzie was reportedly offered in an audition for
the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, but Sharon told him no.
She said on Billy Horgan's podcast that the biggest mistake
she's ever made.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
With him was telling him no to that audition, and
she thinks that Hey would have been perfect for it. Oh,
it was a bad share. Did Keith Richards plays dad?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Fellow rocker Keith Richards did play Johnny Depp's character's dad
in some of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know if he was in two or three
of them, but I do.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Know that Jack Sparrow was based off of Keith Richards
when Johnny Depp was trying to like come up with
an idea for the character, so then he was like,
maya Keith. I don't know if that would have been
the role that Ozzie would have played. Ozzie could have
played anything. Keith the octopus guy. Keith was the right role.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
He the oz to Puss. Huh, you're stretching. I'm just
trying to here. Was Captain bar Post? I believe no,
that was a different guy, different guy. All right, are
you done? Yeah? Uston's headlines. Now let's talk about sports, buddy.
Let's go D Day. It's D Day. Team USA plays.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Canada in the final of the Four and Nations Tournament.
I looked at the odds. Both teams are at the
exact same odds to win the game. Tonight, We're gonna
see fisticuffs. We're gonna see America take Canada again. We'renna
take them to the woodshed, show them the best country
in the world, show them what we do. What time
is gonna start at seven o'clock and you can watch
it on ESPN. And basketball Rockets are gonna have one

(06:20):
more day off before returning from the All Star break.
They're gonna it's the Timberwolves at the Toyota Center tomorrow night.
They went thirty four to twenty one in the first
half of the regular season. And that if what's going
on in sports.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm my USA hockey sweater on today. I have my
USA sweater. I don't have a hockey sweater. This sweat
is a hockey sweater. Sweat. It's not called a jersey,
not a jersey. Well, a canadian's calling the sweater Americans,
we call it jersey. That's your hockey jersey. One hockey jersey.
I love it all right, USA tonight, seven o'clock, First
phone call, Open up these phone lines Chili seven, one, three, two, two,

(06:52):
five nine five. What do you want to get into
for that first phone call? Throw back Thursday. We're gonna
have you voting on links and guests. Great stuff coming
your way in homeroom. Cannot wait to meet Hannah taking
on Alex and read my lips Today. It's gonna be
a fun show. Guys, strap yourselves in the most interactive
show on the radio. Oh yeah, it's this one ninety

(07:14):
four or five Buzz Buzz, Best Artists, Pod and Alive. Man,
what a great way to get things started today. Wake you, wakey.
Let's go man. We got a very very busy Throwback Thursday.
I got papers everywhere today. I don't know why I
have so much stuff, golf tournament information, Chili's getting that
up on links and guests. Throwback Thursday. Here we go,

(07:36):
white stripes, my doorbell. There you go, Alex, Chevelle, Hats
off to the bull, your twin. You guys are definitely
going to be fighting today my chemical romance. I'm not okay.
I promise that I gotta go with the Chile here
with Buzzfest artist Chevelle. Hats Off to the Bull is

(07:58):
one of my two Chevelle songs. It's a toss up
for me, Chili, Hats off to the ball and take
out the Gunman. Those are my by far and Away.
Those are my two Chevelle songs. I like the door
I like my doorbell by the white stripes too, But
I gotta go, what's that?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It might not be white striped day today? Do you
think Mike kem depends on the voters today? But I
would say that my camera Chevello definitely the two.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
My chemical romance. It is like a Renaissance band right now,
you know, Okay, Josh, are we busy today? Crazy busy today? Jeff,
My name is Jeff, going for win number four, fresh
ont of bad Head to head Ultimate Supercar Driving Experience.
Let me take the time to tell you what this is,

(08:47):
because it's the biggest prize we have. It's the thing
that I'm getting blown up the most about. On the
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Supercar Driving Experience. You want a guest, we'll get to
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(09:31):
to ten emails about this every single day. Bro, What's
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the information win it from us on the fun Fact
Flashback today, Hannah Goodle nailed it energy Hanage. She's playing

(09:54):
you today and read my list. Yes, that's gonna be
at eight twenty. That's always. That's been really really fun.
When you know when when Tessa came to me months ago,
I knew before you know, we announced to you guys
when when Tessa was leaving. I don't freak out about
stuff anymore. I just say, you know what, I gotta

(10:16):
trust the process. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
And I didn't want her to leave. But it was
the Christmas party. We had all been drinking and I
said the last show of the year, and I said, guys,
what are we gonna do about reading my lips. We
need more people for Revent planned for the week we

(10:38):
come back. Yes, And then I said, what if we
had listeners come in? And I just kind of threw
it out there, and we had already had a few drinks,
you know, in here, and nobody remembers, Well, Radio Wizard
doesn't remember me bringing it up. You guys kind of remembered.
And I just said, let's try it. If it's a disaster,
then we'll come up with some other plan. And it
has been awesome because not because I came up with it,

(11:00):
just it's been really really fun. It was fun. Listeners
have been very, very fun. They've all been very cool
that have come down. That's how we have the coolest listeners.
And you know what, it's everybody's on their best behavior
when we have company.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, it's like when we give us like a sub.
In the Beatles never had a keyboard player officially in
the band, okay, but they would bring in what's his
nuts all the time, and they said they got along
better because there was company in the room. Yeah, they're
just bringing man all you got fighting. Yeah, So she's
gonna be coming in today after eight o'clock and I

(11:35):
really look forward to it. It's been awesome having you
guys come in and play. Phones are ringing, it's not
time for the first phone call of the day. Is this, Alfredo?
Oh yeah, hey dude, what's up man? Good morning? You
got the first phone call today? What do you want
to get into?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Bla blah blah.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I just wanted to give a shout out to my band.
We just released our day do You single. It's called
a cute promise?

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Why the Inhaler's I n h x l e r s.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
You dropped out there, Alfredo, You hailers the Inhalers, But
it's a it's a funky spelling, so go ahead and
spell it again for me. I n h x l
e r S. Okay, I get it, like you like.
It's kind of it's clever. But it's tough to find
you that way, you know. Probably yeah, probably somebody already

(12:34):
had the Inhalers. I mean, I'm sure Inhalers dot com
is taken. That's okay, that's it's cool. Name. What kind
of music.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Our influences are case the Elephant Strokes and some.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Muse Jesus Alex is gonna go see you live. Alex
is gonna love that.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah, Isaiah, our genre is probably alternative in the rock.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
What are you doing band? Alfredo?

Speaker 5 (13:02):
I played rhythm guitar.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
We're five feet okay? And you said that you released
your first single. Is there an album coming or you're
not concerned with that, You're just gonna pump out some songs.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
We're gonna be releasing an EP this year. We're gonna
trickle singles, you know, here and there throughout the year.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Have you guys done any live shows yet?

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yes, actually we have.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
We had a show at White Fluke and we we
actually have a show tomorrow at the end.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, Now where do we find you on social media?
You gave us the spelling of this. What's the best
thing to look you up? On Instagram?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
There you Yeah, we're find We're still finding our footing.
But i'd say Instagram is our main social media that
we use.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Spell it again for me, please.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
The underscore?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, you're the name of
your band. I know spell it I n H I
n H x l E r S. You just swap
the A with the egg. Okay, yeah, okay, I'll look
you up. I'll look you up. I'll find you on socials.
I mean that's that's a unique spelling, So I'll find you.

(14:20):
Make sure that you get all of the socials. And
even if you guys, you know you're laughing like TikTok,
we're a rock band. Get all those socials. Just lock
them in that they're yours.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Okay, Oh yeah, definitely we're on We're on every social media.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay, are they? Are they all the same handle? Is
your Facebook, your Instagram, your TikTok, your YouTube? You gotta have.
They all got to be the same. They all got
to be Make sure that they're all the same so
that when we look for you boom, we just see everything.
That's awesome, dude, I can't wait to hear the song.
Can you send me maybe a link to it or something.
Email me right at the buzz dot com. I want
to hear it absolutely, man. Okay, dude, way to go,

(14:58):
I mean, way to go to get your band name
out there. I'm fraid o good to have you on
this morning.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Thank you man, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Thank you, bro, appreciate you. Good luck to you. Let
me take a break, let me come back in a
rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and
then we'll get set up for the freshout of d
head to head challenge.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Houston's alternative and tellme at The Rod Ryan Morning Show
ninety five The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, welcome back everybody, Rod Ryan's show. On this
throwback Thursday. You can vote for your songs on the
world famous Rod Ryan Show blog page at the Buzz
dot com. I think you're gonna like the Looking at
Girls blog page. Today is very very action packed. Some big,

(15:40):
big birthdays you're not gonna want to miss on there.
Extreme cold warning today, mostly sunny, Thank goodness, man, I
can't wait for that sun to get out here. Um
is that right right now?

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Twenty eight? Twenty eight? Holy count? It's cold, super cold?
So all the cold weather anything. Cold weather's kind of trending,
all that sort of thing for sure, Houston weather. Just
weather in this country right now, which is kind of wild.
What else you got right now?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm seeing iPhone sixteen E is trending.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Apple unveiled to lower price to iPhone and people are
talking about that. Rod wants you to buy it, so
his stock goes up, even though Rod does not support
his own stock.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Nope, Congestion pricing is trending.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You know what that is right there.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
So if you go to Manhattan, you have to pay
a tax to get into the city to try and
reduce the amount of congestion.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
There's just a line they've taken an avenue maybe sixtieth
Street or whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, and then just below that it's Hey, it's basically
like a toll tend to get into the city.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Trump is going to remove this Manhattan.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Like Manhattan nits are not happy about it because they
think that it got rid of a lot of the congestion.
But what it also costs, Like say you're Cisco and
you're going to bring a bunch of restaurant supplies in
and you're getting you're having to pay this toll every time,
You're just going to raise the prices on everybody in Manhattan.
So that's kind of what the people are going back
and forth with. And then those dividend checks, that's also trending.

(17:15):
And Trump has floated out the idea of sending the
refunds from Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency. He's saying
he's saving us all this money with all these programs
he's getting. He's like, we to make this Giabody five
dozen daughters in your money.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
If Elon can save two trillion, there's a lot of money.
He said that he would like write checks for everybody.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Needs approval from Congress, so some roadblocks in the way.
But that's an idea that is being floated out. That's
what's training on night by the bus.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Stuff's wild right now, y'all? Sure is it's wild?

Speaker 9 (17:45):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Ye there he is. Good morning everybody. This is Jeff.

Speaker 9 (17:50):
You're fresh out of bed.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Head to head three day champion.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
All right, Rod needed three questions on that.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
One, but it's still considered an ass Open join me
on Thursday.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
When I make it.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Win number four, bitches. You're gonna let this guy, Jeff
just win right out. He needs today and tomorrow to
get into the Hall of Fame. You could stop him
at seven one three, two, one two, five, nine four
five Ryan Show on ninety four or five Experience Fincher
into the Cosmic Unknown Fuzz ninety four or five, The

(18:23):
Buzz The late Great Kurt Cobain born on this day
in nineteen sixty seven. That's all apologies, Good morning, hope.
You're off to a great start to your day. I
know it's wicked cold outside right now. Extreme cold warning
is what's happening. We are getting some sunshine today, we're
not going to get the precipitation. We got lolo chances
of any of that stuff. So that's kind of saving

(18:45):
us right now. Just cold outside, just absolutely twenty seven
degrees outside right now. Let's play a game, and now.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
It's time for the I shot a bed head to
head challenge. Listeners to your corners, I jef.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yo, Jeff Moren Jeff, how do you feel the competition
has been? Have you been if you're having an easy
go at it? Don't lie. I wouldn't say easy, but
it hasn't been the worst. Yeah, it's not easy. It's
never easy. This game is never easy, because anybody, that's
why you play the game. Her More, that's why you

(19:35):
play the game.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Herm Edwards Edwards, Yeah, I was thinking Herb Brooks because
I'm thinking married I got yeh.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
So I think your competition, I think you've kind of
had an easy go at it. I think that stops today.
I'm sorry, Uh, joining us on the show The guy
played one hundred times last year, Kenny the cash Man
come on. What's he gonna bitch about now, Dude, your phone,
I'm gonna start bitching about stuff immediately. Your phone sounds

(20:05):
like crap, doesn't really? Oh, there you go. You sound
better now, Thank you. I don't know what adjustment you made. Kenny.
How many times in the Hall of Fame? Eight? Eight
times in the Hall of Fame?

Speaker 9 (20:17):
Jeff?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Did you hear that? Oh yeah? He's like, oh yeah,
I heard that. I heard that. All right, Kenny, welcome back.
Did you play how many times did you play last year?
For real?

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I played four times last year.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
This guy, he's brutal, He's relentless on the phones. We'll
making your first appearance this year, right, yes, all right, Well,
shout out your name when you think you know the answer.
I've got tickets to the Alabama Shiks September twenty sixth seven,
one three Music Hall tickets are available now. Shout out

(20:50):
your name when you think you know the answer. Kenny
and Jeff, Hey, Alex, Once you listen carefully to this,
you know what I mean. Here we go, Kenny, Jeff,
what does XO XO mean? Jeff? Jeff hug kisses. It's

(21:14):
a correct answer. It was close. It was close. Jeff
just got in there. I back Alex is playing on
that close. Here we go. Next question, Kenny, Jeff chocolate
vanilla Kenny, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Kenny, how can you go ice cream?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I would have said ice free as well. Here's the
complete question for Jeff. Chocolate vanilla strawberry? Are the flavors
of what ice cream? Neapolitan? Did you?

Speaker 9 (22:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
You lucky es sob.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
My name is Jeff, not my name, his name is Jeff.
His name is Jeff Kenny will I'm just I'm giving
you the time. What do you want to complain about?
Go ahead, I don't get no little components. Get questions,
all right, Bro?

Speaker 9 (22:29):
You got me on that first one, and then it's
then it can be anybody.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, you're right. All right, Kenny. Good
to have you on for the first time this year.
I know we're gonna hear from you again. I take
comfort in that. Jeff. I always say your toughest game
needs to be Day four. That's exactly what happened. That's
how it played out. You played brilliantly today, dude. That's

(22:54):
how you get into the Hall of Fame. You need
one more tomorrow. Good, Okay, Jeff, great job today. Hang on, hey,
we don't need your attitude. We have one of ours,
The Rod Ryan Show on the Buzz. Okay, ninety four
or five the Buzz, Good Morning, Rob Ryan Show. That's

(23:16):
Lincoln Parking lost. What game?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
We just had a fresh out of bed head to
head challenge. Here's your current champion.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, I'm not really sure what happened here, No, Jeff, Yeah,
we got to record that victory speech again. It was
a good one. Let me just tell you, Jeff laid
down an amazing victory speech. I don't know what happened.

(23:48):
Somehow the phones kind of went over to the other
direction and then it stopped the recording. So if you
just hang in there, Jeff, we'll get your victory speech
because I definitely want to have it ready for you tomorrow.
But that's okay. Some games today. Awesome game today against
eight time Hall of Famer Kenny the cash Man. And
I'll say it again, your best game needs to be
on game four. Show the world that. Okay. I'm not

(24:11):
just waltzon in here. That was strong. That was strong.
So if you just hang in there, I promise I'll
get your victory speech. Okay, all right, thanks dude, good
game today. All right, let's move on. It's the fuck
That to the day. Can we make you look smart
and bunny?

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Everybody?

Speaker 11 (24:28):
This the fuck That to the Day.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Your captain Cash, your brother Ron, Dude, we got a
hockey game tonight? Who got hockey game? USA? Canada? I
just I just want to whip. I can't wait, I
cannot wait. All right, Hey, I got some more fun
facts for you today. Uh Usain Bolt said that he

(24:56):
ate about one hundred McDonald's chicken mc nuggets every day
at the two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics. Number one.
He said they were a familiar food. He said he
knew his stomach could handle it. He needed the calories.
The man won three gold medals at those Olympics. Wow,
he ate one hundred nugs every day? Off? Oh yeah,

(25:22):
nothing was better than when they released what Michael Phelps
was eating the ten thousand calorie breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
He slept too, He would sleep for like fourteen hours
a day.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
But the stacks of pancakes and all of that stuff
that he ate it swimming at gold medals, that was
all he did for two weeks. Yeah, like he couldn't
get enough calories because of what he was doing in
the pool. What it's like to be the good Judge Judy.
Would you know, Judge Judy. Judge Judy debuted closer to

(25:51):
the moon landing than to today. This is one of
those things to make you feel old. Judge Judy first
premiered in nineteen ninety six. That's twenty seven years after
the moon landing. We are right now twenty eight years
from the moonlanding. It is fun. Who I don't know
why people put it in those terms. The rod Ryan

(26:13):
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Hell a mulligan is what a do over, A do
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(26:33):
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Speaker 4 (26:49):
It's the fuck that to the day we make you
look smart, every buddy, it's the.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
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(27:48):
hundred and fifty calories per pound per pound of muscle?
What species is about six hundred and fifty calories per
pound of muscle? Seven one three two one two five
nine four five. It's now time for rock out with
your stock out with Captain Cash. You were here for
yesterday show.

Speaker 12 (28:06):
Do you know that I was just thinking about somebody
just randomly picking up the radio?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Okay, what you got over there? How'd you do on
Wall Street yesterday?

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Not too bad? That Dow was up seventy one points.
Kick off this morning at forty four thousan six hundred
and twenty seven. Nasdaq was up fifteen to twenty thousand,
five sixty eight Benchmartin You Treasurers trading at a four
point five to one percent oil stands at seventy two
dollars thirty three cents a barrel to the most actives,
the big studs Murk, United Health and Verizon, the big
duds home Depots, Salesforce.

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And Nike.

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the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's
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Speaker 1 (29:17):
Welcome back, everybody, ninety four or five. The buzz rod,
Ryan shows what you're listening to.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
It's your fun.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Sure is no way? Is this old, Greg? I'm old brag.
It is old, Greg, bro. I feel like you used
to play the fresh out of bed head to head
all the time. I used to play those drops. Why
I lost on day five and then I lost the
next three games, And I'm just quick calling fuzzy little
man preach. I'm old brag, dude. I miss you.

Speaker 14 (29:48):
All right.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, I'm glad you're still I'm glad you're still out there. Well,
let's see how you do on this. What a prize
I got for you? All Right, I'm out, Greg.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
What's about six hundred? What species is about six hundred
and fifty calories per pound of muscle? To eat? Is
a human? Show me humans? Humans not very nutritious to eat.
Animals like bores and beavers have eighteen hundred calories and
a pound of muscle. We have six hundred and fifty.
So don't eat humans if you don't have to. Okayye, sir,

(30:24):
do you know what you're winning here? Do you understand
this amazing price race cars track, no speed car MSR Houston?
Of course you did, Old Greg. I'm going to give
you a pair. I'm going to give you a pair
of the ultimate driving supercar driving Experience. You and a

(30:44):
guest can test drive the supercars. All right, everyone else
go to Extreme Experience dot Com. Okay, oh Greg, I'm
glad you're still with us.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Thank y'all.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
All right, man, come out of retirement for the fresh
out of battleready, Hey, Alexa play ninety four point five
The Buzz on iheartradioty.

Speaker 15 (31:00):
Four point five to the bus station from iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
The Ron Ryan Show on ninety four The Buzz cool
ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show.
What is going on? I feel like I'm running around
like an ape with his ass on fire. I feel
like that too. I just stuff going on this morning.
I cannot get caught up this morning. You're gonna say
we're very busy. We are very very busy. This we

(31:24):
are very busy. I mean the speech I got, I
got the guy's speech. I got Jesus Christ. We just
talked to old Greg. I got Jeff's speech, so I
got that squared away questions. I have papers everywhere today.
I just don't know why I cannot. I cannot get
my life together where it happened. We're actually running on time,

(31:46):
which is odd because I'm freaking we started like ten
minutes earlier than on other day. I'm over here dying
of thirst. I just ran and got a quick step
of water. I'm like, whitched. I am okay, you're stressed out.
You have a big game tonight, dude, It's a big,
big hockey games. Guys. All right, we got this extreme
cold warning. Guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna let the kid
do his thing, but I mean extreme cold. If it's

(32:11):
below what twenty four for a couple of hours, that's
like a hard freeze. This is worse than the last time. Like,
I'm worried about my pipes, the pipes, the plants, the people,
the old people, gonna wrap everything. Your parents, the parrots,
wrap your parents. Alex, go ahead, take it away. I
need to take a breath, right.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, yeah, Houston's off, buddy, o Good morning, Ray, Good morning,
home room. There's a hard freeze expected eas Houston this morning.
It'll be the coldest feeling day of the winter so far. People, plants,
and pipes like rog just said they need to be
protected from the cold air. But the roadways are expected
to remain fine throughout the day. There is a chance
the freezing rain could develop tomorrow in parts of Texas,
and expect those rain that rain to continue through the weekend.

(32:51):
Expect temperatures as well, to stay below normal through at
least Sunday, before we start to warm up and get
back into the seventies next week.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
President Donald Trump is thing you know about a new plan?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Do you give Americans some of the money saved by
Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency. The idea is called
the DOZE Dividend and would return twenty percent of the government.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Savings to the taxpayers.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
If DOZE reaches its goal of saving two trillion dollars,
each taxpayer could receive around five thousand dollars. Experts say
that the plan still does need approval from Congress, and
some lawmakers might prefer to use that mighty to reduce
our national debt or other programs, which I mean, five
thousand dollars does sound good, but like the national debt
should probably go down at some.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Point, right, But I'd like a little taste.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I would let Yeah, I'll be pretty chill with five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
One thousand dollars check. I'd take the five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I feel like it's too good to be true.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I think it's a long shot, right because they got
to find two trillion dollars just the cut, so they're
not close to that yet, but they're still going at it.
I guess well.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Happy National Love your Pet Day everyone, Today's the day
we're supposed to give some extra love to our furry
friends or reptiles.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
That's your choice.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
A hole found that the top ways people show their
pets love or by playing with them, giving them treats,
cuddling them, and telling them I love you. It's more
of the top ways people show their pets love or
by just hanging out with them, watching TV, letting them
sleep in your bed, and taking them places like parks
and beaches.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I feel like I do most of those things. Don't
let voo hear that oh Wo does not sleep in
the bed. No, no, no, no gives.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
He usually slept in the bed, and lately she's just
been kind of she sleeps over by the baby.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Now, no, she she sleeps downstairs. If there's some sort
of a bad storm or whatever, I'll invite her. It's cold,
like last night, I'll put a little blankey on her.
You don't want to snuggle that next.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I get sad when Weezy jumps down from the bed.
But what I thought we had a good thing going.
My dog doesn't shed a lot, but it sheds just enough. Yeah,
and that brown boxer for just that stays on everything.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
It's that reddish kind of brown hair shows up on anything.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yes, it does, no matter what color it is. On
a white white sheet, it's going to show up everywhere.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Happy National Love your Pet Day, everybody. Okay, I know
Chili's gotta be excited about this one.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
The first trailer for Cheating Chong's Last Movie is out.
That is the name of it, Cheating Chong's Last Movie.
It'll be part road comedy and part documentary covering the
current state of the legendary comedy duo. The movie is
going to be It'll have a limited release date on
April twentieth for twenty nice, and then.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It'll be released nationwide April twenty fifth.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You can see a trailer for Cheating Chong's last movie
on our entertainment blog page at the.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
World famous Rod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com.
Has your twin. I mean he's busy. He looks busy
over there. Look, I mean we're all busy. I'm sure
Chili has been just as busy as all. Let's go ahead,
and those eyes are bugging right out of his head
this morning. He's probably watching the trailer enjoying it.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Now everyone knows Chili is a huge Cheating Chong fan.
You don't want them to go out on like a
real bad note here me personally affect a lot from that.
I love Cheating Chong. Up in Smoke is just this
unbelievably funny movie. I still watch it with my grandma
when I was a kid. Really, yes, my mom or

(36:00):
my grandma loved the movie. Chili. Your thoughts do we
need this? Should we? Should they not have? Should they
have skipped this? I mean this is these are your guys.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
I think they should have skipped it.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I agree with you because I agree with you.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 16 (36:15):
If they're trying to make money, hey, but then they
could ruin it.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
For other people. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Cheech Marin is rich, Yeah, he is rich. The art collection.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
Seng with his weed thing.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I don't know. I don't know how well he's doing
with that. So I don't know if it's just the
money grab.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
I mean, I think people are gonna watch it, and
the fact that it's part documentary also makes it a
little bit less stressful. I feel like because it was
a documentary that wasn't really a full movie.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I just don't want it to be sad. I don't
want to sad, meaning like, oh why these guys don't
want to be stoned and sad when you watch this? Well,
you know nothing worse.

Speaker 16 (36:52):
Obviously it's gonna be weed related, you know, you think
you think, I mean, you have to expect that they're
gonna be like that, you know, so you know.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I mean, I don't want to be sad for them,
Like these old guys, they're very rich trying to go
make money. I guess all right, I'll steal check it out,
all right. Trailer with a bunch of other entertainment News
on Links and guests.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Mark Coppas is about to sell something cool for a
great cause.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
The Blink within Any two Basis.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Is selling a painting by one of Brod's favorite artists, Banksy.
The paintings called Crude Oil Vetriano, and it features a
couple dancing on the beach with a sinking oil tanker
in the background. It could be worthout the six point
three million dollars and Hoppis and his wife's sky at
the painting back in twenty eleven, but are auctioning it
off to give the proceeds to the California Fire Foundation
to help with the LA wildfires. They can also donate

(37:39):
some of that money to the LA Children's Hospital as
well as Cedar to Sinai oncology research. I wanna that
Hoppis overcame cancer in the past couple of years, so
I mean he's splitting all this money up. That's just
a great cause. Back, Hey, we have a painting hanging out.
You wanna you're gonna give some of this money to people?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
That's crazy. He's got a six million dollar bank see,
and it's just been hangout.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
It's been in their La and London home throughout the
times that they've they've had it.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's crazy. All right, listen, can I get my sports guy? Yeah,
can you tell me a little bit about this hockey
game tonight?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So it is probably the biggest hockey game of our
lives tonight, no pressure, but Team USA plays Canada in
the final of the Four Nations tournament.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Again.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
The NBA just had their All Star Game. The NHL
or for god, a All Star game to be like,
we're just gonna have an international tournament with the best
players playing the best players. The NBA had Lebron James like,
my ankle hotes, I'm not gonna play. And the NHL
was like, they just fought for nine seconds, if three
times in nine seconds to start this game.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
We got a rematch of it tonight for all the marbles.
Let's not forget the NFL did flag football flag football
and NHL is just kicking each other's asses out there.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Both teams have the exact same odds to win the game.
According to Vegas, that's gonna start at seven o'clock and
you can watch it on ESPN. If you haven't ever
watched hockey, tonight is the night that you want to start.
There's there's no other sports on. Just watch this game
seven o'clock ESPN, and we kick their ass, Canada's ours.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
It would be a wonderful introduction. If you wanted to
watch a hockey game tonight, I agree with you on that.
I want to watch it. You're not a Patriot, That's
all I'm gonna say. Oh, it's gonna be so great.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
And basketball Rockets are gonna have one more day off
before they return from the All Star break. There We're
gonna host the Timberwolves at the Toyota Center tomorrow night.
They went thirty four and twenty one in the first
half of the regular season. That is going on in sports.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
The Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz, Papa Roach
and kill the noise. Well, wakey, wake, if you're just
joining us, keep your hands on your snakies and cakey.
It is it is. It is wicked cold outside. It's
twenty seven degrees true temperature here in Houston feels like

(39:44):
fifteen outside. Come on, that's why we got that extreme
cold warning. Now the clouds stay, We're gonna stay in
the thirties. If the clouds move out, I'm told that
we might hit forty degrees. Like that's the best we
can hope for, low forties, So I'll take that all right.
More in the cold weather all morning, just be safe

(40:05):
out there. If there were an like I could see
in the parking garage, I hit a little patch of ice.
It must be a yeah, it must have been a
spot where like water puddled up and it was so
cold out there it did turn to ice. Now, we
didn't get precipitation, but for some reason there was there
was a wet spot in there and I felt it
in my car. I'm like, boom, And I looked back
and I'm like, yeah, there was a little patch of

(40:26):
ice over there. Believe nothing that was unmanageable. I'm just
letting it know. Now. I wanted to mention this because
this is pretty cool. I've only got one more of
these to give away. The winner, oh Old Greg, was
on in homeroom and he won the fun Fat Flashback,
a little something we do at around six thirty five
every day. He won the Ultimate Supercar Driving Experience. Him

(40:49):
and a guest, now Old Greg and whoever he brings
with him a little fuzzy little Man Peach Supercars on
a real track, no speed limits. Extreme Experience bringing their
fleet of world class supercars Tom sar Houston, Feb. Twenty
seven through March second, Ferrari's Porsches, Lambaus Corvettes. You can
buy a car to drive. You don't own the car,

(41:13):
you can just drive. You can pay for a driving
experience Extreme Experience dot Com. Like Rod, Jesus Christ, why
you're talking so much about this because I just got
this email from Ed Rod. I attended the Extreme Experience
in Austin back in November. It was so much fun.
I cannot recommend it enough. If people are skeptical about it,
don't be. It's very controlled in the sense that they
don't just put you in the car and have at it.

(41:34):
You're driving with a certified instructor telling you kind of
what to do, but you are driving. You're on the
track from the acceleration to the breaking zones. It maximizes
the experience. Needless to say, I'm trying to win these
passes too well. Thank you, Ed. Good to say, it's
good to see that you're out there. People are excited
about USA Canada. I got a hype video here sent

(41:55):
to me by Chad. I put up a hype video
for Did you like it? Yeah, because it incorporated the
victor the coach's speech from the movie Miracle, which apparently
is pretty much word for word what really happened back
in nineteen eighty. I got a hype video up for
the hockey game tonight. It's on our Instagram at Rod

(42:18):
Ryan show Chat. I can't wait to see what you
sent me. The bread Man, Steve the Breadman is freezing
his loaves off. Yeah, we all are. What'd you say?
Today's Appreciate your Pet Day, Love on your Pet Day,
Love your Pet Day. Yeah, love your Pet Day. Okay,
there's a link up. It's Love your Pet Day, and
you guys love your pets. Maybe not as much as Monica.
I'm gonna have to. I'll get this on our stories. Hey,

(42:40):
Rod just wanted to throw it out there. I got
twelve dogs, a cat, a mini donkey, and close to
forty chickens over here. I gotta love on them all. Today.
Here's a winter pick of Jackson. How can you not
love that face? Jackson is her mini donkey. That's a
great name for donky. I love that. This mini donkey
is the best. Wait till you guys see you're gonna

(43:01):
I'm somebody's gonna go buy a mini donkey today after
I put out this picture of Monica, I'm gonna get
it on our stories and I'll get that. I'll get
that up. Jackson asked, so so much going on today?
The Rod Ryan Show charity golf open. Are you kidding me?
That stuff is up? All the information about our golf tournament.

(43:24):
Let me just pull up some of the one hundred
pieces of paper I have in front of me. Wednesday,
April nine, benefiting Texas Adaptive Aquatics. We're back at Wildcat.
Thank you. Wildcat Admiral Transfer and Rigging is our title
sponsor once again. Duke and CC coming in big. Thank
you guys. I just went to Duke's birthday party. This

(43:45):
guy through a birthday party. I'm telling you right now,
this is like something you see on TV or like
some kind of like you can't use P Diddy as
a reference anymore for parties, can't do that right. This
was just open bar. It was like the biggest wedding
you've ever seen nationally signed like band that sold thirty
million albums. April Wine played at Duo's birthday party. Yes, man,

(44:09):
just between you and me. So thank you Duke and
CC for coming in. Your birthday party was ridiculous, Duke.
They're are title sponsor, Admiral Transfer and Rigging Carbock Love Street.
It's gonna be our favorite beer out there again. Thank
you Grazy Italian Kitchen and pair Land providing our dinner again.
Golfers sign up today to the coolest golf tournament. It's

(44:31):
a party on a golf course, that's all. It is
benefiting Texas Adaptive Aquatics two of the things I gotta mention.
And I know I'm throwing everything at you. It's just
this is my life today. I need you to send
me word suggestions. We're going to be doing Read my
Lips next hour. Hannah's going to join us in studio,
take on Alex. I need words. I need you to
email me Rod at Theebuzz dot com. And then finally

(44:55):
maybe we can do some song clips coming up. I'm down.
I haven't even looked looked. I'm gonna go look at
the fixagram. I'm gonna go see what the voting looks like.
I'm throwback Thursday. I got white stripes, my doorbell, Chevelle,
HAPs Off to the Bull, my Chemical Romance I'm not okay,
I promise those are your three songs. We will do
song clips coming up in about ten minutes, fifteen minutes tops.

(45:18):
Give me some time. We'll get all this together. I
need you to interact with us today, guys. I need
you to interact. I need you to hit us up on
the website. Please.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am, The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
All right, welcome back everybody. Extreme cold warning guys. Right now,
I know you don't have your phone in front of you. You
need me to tell you that it's twenty seven degrees outside.
It feels like fifteen. Come on, that's a little too much.
That's not why I live in the South. I got
Jerry Cantrell tickets coming up for you. But first I'll

(45:55):
wit to find out what's trending. What you got over there?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Well fix dram Thursday, Okayfinently trending Indy collect is submitted
to us by Cole from Sadafe and a lot of
people are checking her out this morning.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I'm on it's our number one blog page this morning.
No wonder it's trending. It's that people are voting and
then looking at the golf tournament. So there's a lot enough,
there's a lot of activity.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I saw a past grey podcast is up there too,
if you want to go check that out.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Oh I JITs I just I'm looking at that right now.
Delta plane crash is also trending.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
The passengers on that Delta plane that crashed crash landed
in Toronto are getting thirty thousand dollars each from the airline.
And it's a no strings attached payment, they say, so
you can still pursue legal action, I believe. Also trending
again is iPhone sixteen e. Apple released a more affordable
version of the iPhone sixteen, and I guess a lot
of people are still.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Talking about it. That's's trending on Nightifi the vice. Okay,
two emails one that I have pulled up right now,
and she's right, she's right. I don't mind mentioning this
at all, Veronica. Thank you for the email. Roonica Delgadood.
Morning right. I've been listening all morning. Man. You have
mentioned the USA hockey game a lot. Today. The USA

(47:09):
women's soccer team is playing against Columbia. There's a doubleheader
at Shell Energy Stadium, and yes, I'm going with my daughter,
sister and niece. It's the She Believes tour. We need
to cheer on these incredible women who have won a
World Cup championship before. Lets e f and go. Okay, Veronica,

(47:29):
I'm on board with that. I saw that was happening too.
That's awesome. Do oh it be cold out there? Huh yeah,
oh yeah. You gotta dress warm for that, Veronica, You
and the girls for sure. Okay, we're gonna do song
clips coming up. I'm gonna give you Jerry Cantreill tickets
right now. He's playing February twenty sixth over at the
House of Blues. I'm looking for caller number ten seven, one, three, two, nine,

(47:51):
four five, Come get it.

Speaker 15 (47:54):
The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four five.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
The Bus.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Ninety four or five, the Buzz Blink one eighty two
Adams song. Mark Hoppus is sitting on a Banksy, which
you mentioned that he's like one of my favorites. It's
a street artist and apparently Mark Hoppas has an original.

(48:25):
How much is it worth? Six point three million dollars? Six? Okay,
so over to over six mil if it's If it's
owned by Mark Hoppis, it makes it more valuable because
you want to buy Mark Hoppus's banksy. So this thing
could go for over seven million dollars at auction. It's
gonna cost a pretty pay and he's gonna donate all

(48:46):
that money for cancer research.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Or it's gonna go to the La Wildfire, the Fire Foundation,
the Children's hospital.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And then so you're seinaide oncology research. Okay, so he's
split the money up. That's amazing. That's on the music.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Blockage point something million for all three.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Wow, that's crazy. Well, I help you off to a
great start to your day. I know it's like wicked
cold out there. We have an extreme cold warning. We're
milling about in the twenties right now, which stinks. Good morning.
Who's on the phone, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. You're calling
number you're calling number ten? Dude?

Speaker 6 (49:24):
What up?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Awesome?

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I'm gonna hook you. Give us some Jerry Cantrell tickets
playing February twenty sixth over at the House of Blues.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Sweet man, that's one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Cal Have you ever seen him solo?

Speaker 6 (49:38):
No?

Speaker 9 (49:38):
Never solo?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Let me tell you he will do a ton of
Alison Chain songs because he sings a ton of Allison
Chain songs. You know, people think well Lane Staley, they
sang together on so many tunes. Jerry Cantrell will do
aic stuff. Dude, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Awesome.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
H so cool.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Thanks man.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
What part of town are you from, Jimmy, Ah, they've
been Montgomery. Okay, it's probably colder up there than it
is where we are in the Galleria.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
It's pretty cold and.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I'm gonna be out man all day. Oh all right, listen, bro,
thank you so much for being a part of the show.
Stay warm. All right, Yeah, thanks you too. It's Jimmy.
What is this st.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
I'm thinking?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Have you? Have you watched much of the Saturday Night
Live fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I have seen lots of the sketches, not as much
of the music as I I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
The music is just like I want to.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I want to have a lot of time to do
that so I can get through two three sketches at
a time.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Just I want to sit and watch all of them.
I'm obsessed when they show the studio audience because every
person is famous superstars, and then you're just looking there's
Steven Spielberg, and there's Kevin Costner, and there's you know,
Ryan Reynolds, and then all of a sudden, we see
this pasty ass Jack White. He just looks like he's
in a Tim Burton movie. He is so recognizable. Edward
Scissorhands is in the audience, is sitting there. You could

(51:04):
just spot him a mile away. But he looks like
somebody's super famous. You know, he was dead in the audience.
Famous he does. It's a little spooky. He's a big dude.
Yeah tall, He's a big guy. I bet you he's
he's got He's at least six to two. He's a
big dude.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
This is.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
White Stripes my doorbell. It's in last place. I don't
think it's going to win. This is my vote.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I really like this song a lot, but I like
it too. It's going up against some tough competition.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Today, Chevelle, and I wouldn't be upset if this one, don't.
I remember them telling me about this song, interviewing them
over the years. Hats off to the bull. I think

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they went to like a bullfight, and it's so violent
killing those bulls and stuff, and sometimes root for the
ball were halts off to the ball. They were rooting
for the bull against a human.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Theah, I don't realize, like bullfights, you have to like
straight up kill the bull and a lot of them
to win.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It's not like a buddy might went to Papalona to
run with the bulls and then you run into the
stadium and then you watch a real bullfight. He's like,
it's the most awful thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it's terrible.
It's awful seeing them just putting these spears in when
bulls the right. All right, Chrevelle, hats off to the bull.

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I would imagine this wins, but it's got forty three
percent of the vote. White stripes have eleven percent of
the vote. We gotta see how many emos are listening
this morning. I head by two percentage points my chemical romance.
I'm not okay, I promise. I think you're right. I

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think this is gonna.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Win as it would be appropriated if the Canada's fight
song today, because they're not going to be okay.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I don't know if Chevelle's got the juice to beat this.
Currently your first place song, I never down you go,
all right, it's super early in the voting right now
seven two one two five nine four five. Oh that's

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our number. I'm not giving anything away. Just keep our
number handy down, keep our number handy. But I need
you go. That's how busy we are today. I need
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That's good. That's good. That's good. I'll tell you where

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I'm a little behind this morning, which I've been all day,
all morning, I've been behind. I need some more word suggestions. Please,
I need you to help me out. Please give me
a solid email, your boy. I need some word suggestions
for reading my lips. I I met Hannah in the hallway. Actually,
yeah I was. I was in the bathroom a little
bathroom break two songs ago, Yeah two songs ago. I'm

(54:27):
having a wonderful discussion with sky Mike. You hear him
do the traffic every now and then. He's an animal.
Alwa's commenting on everybody they're wearing, so like asking me
about my guy. I'm a hockey sir, I'm wearing my
my hockey jersey. I'm wearing my USA Men's hockey jersey
today getting ready for the game tonight because I'm an American.
I'm an American, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
Legend.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
So he's asking me about this, and I'm talking to him,
and I come out of the bathroom and then boom,
running into Hannah who's just hanging out. I'm like, are
you Hannah? She's like yeah. I'm like, come on in,
let me introduce you to Chile. So she's already here.
The fact that she's here early, Hannah's going to be
taking on Alex and read my when we play read
my lips at eight twenty for Lumineer's tickets. If she

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beats Alex, she gets the Lumineer's tickets. Do I have
to get somebody on the phone. Do I have to
get somebody on the phone just in case if she
loses maybe we'll see. We'll see golf tournament benefiting Texas
Adaptive Aquatics. The Rod Ryan Shoe Charity Golf Open going
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It's the number one link right now, all right, So
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biggest story. It's the biggest story right now. I mean
it's the biggest story in philth Uh. She's the woman
that he got to say supposedly slept with one thousand

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and fifty seven men in like twelve hours. It's impressive.
I mean it's a little bit. It's gross, but impressive.
It's gross but also undressed. One thy fifty seven men
twelve hours. Now she's pregnant? Is it from one of
those guys you don't know, who knows dude, philth.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Pull Mari Povitch I read tire man Maury Povid says
he's sitting this one out come on that is also
on the Looking at Girls blog page, so she's headlining it.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
So a lot of people are checking that out. What's
the point, Mario. And then I don't know the last
time you saw Iced Tea's wife Coco. Uh huh. She
claims that she he's the og microthong wearer. Okay, and
she's still rocking a microthong and she says that's the
only way to get some sun on your buns. I mean,

(58:12):
it seems like it's right. Remember that picture, the internet
picture of that cat was kind of like holding its
paws out and then underneath it. I said, dad, ass, yeah,
that's what it was. First thing. I just thinking of
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Speaker 15 (58:31):
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Speaker 1 (58:39):
Ninety four five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Offspring,
Gotta Get Away rod Ryan's Show on this Throwback Thursday.
A lot of you are out there voting right now.
It's making me really really happy. Thank you. I just
wanted to take a quick glance. Chavell hats off to
the bowl and seven votes. My Chemical Romance two hundred

(59:02):
and seventy three votes, White Stripes forty nine votes. Chabelle
is taking the top spot. A lot of votes came
in after we played those song clips. We have an
extreme cold warning, so I need you to I don't know,
just like bundle up layers. People ask Rod, how do

(59:25):
you live in this? I don't. I live down here now,
Okay I don't. I did, and I moved here in
Canada and I moved away from it. Look at my jersey.
Look what I'm wearing today, trying to show us your ladis.
I am rather believe it. I am representing the USA.
More on that in sports. But why don't you do
Houston's headlines because I know you're talking about this cold

(59:46):
warning that we have.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, well, good morning everyone. There is a hard freeze
expected in Houston this morning. It to be the coldest
feeling day of the winter so far. People, plants, and
pipes will need to be protected from the cold, but
the red rays are expected to remain fine. There is
a chance that freezing rain could develop in parts of
the state. Expect the temperatures to stay below normal through
at least Sunday before we start to warm up and

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get back into the seventies next week. HPD Captain Darren
Blake Edwards was arrested in Galveson County last night in
charge with possession of child pornography. Shortly after his arrest,
the Houston Police Department announced that Edwards had been relieved
of his duties pending the outcome of an internal investigation.
League City Police Department set his bond for two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. Fifty nine year old Edwards is

(01:00:29):
a thirty two year veteran of the Police Department who
served as the captain of the Auto Theft Division. He
was one of several officers that were demoted over the
Astro World tragedy back in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
This is like late breaking stuff that came in last night.
There's not a lot of information on this, and then
I told you, I said, this is something that you're
going to have to kind of keep your eye on
to see if some more information is released on this.
But that's about all we know on this, and it's
not good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Passengers that were on board the Delta flight that crashed
landed at Toronto Pearson International Airport have been offered thirty
thousand dollars each is a good well gesture from the airline.
The airline also says that the payment comes with no
strings attached, which means the passengers could still possibly pursue
legal action against Delta. Kansas City chiefs Titan Travis Kelsey

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reportedly spent one hundred thousand dollars on Valentine's Day gifts
for Taylor Swift, but he topped it off with a
homemade card because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
He wanted to include something personal.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
He said, you got our gold necklaces, diamond earrings, shoes, clothing,
and candy, as well as one thousand dollars worth of
roses that supposedly will last up to a year. He's rich,
so he should be able to buy rich things, So
no big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Rich people spending a lot of money on other rich people.
What percentage off the top of your head, what percentage
do you spend on Valentine's Day compared to what's more
do you get for your girl? Do you get more
for Christmas or more for Birthday for your girl? What
do you think Christmas you like one thing for your birthday?

(01:01:58):
Christmas year you get multiple things. So the most money
you spend is Christmas? Yeah, okay, what percentage of what
you spend on Christmas is Valentine's Day? Ten percent? Probably
twenty five percent.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Ife and I have always been pretty chill about Valentine's Day.
It's more like acts of like service and like, hey,
let me make you dinner and stuff like that, as
opposed to here's jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, yeah, I get.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I mean you do the flowers, you do the cars,
do the candy, but like occasionally you get her something
that she wants.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
At that point in time. But how much did he spent?
He spent one hundred thousand dollars, So let's just say
if it is twenty five percent, now he has to
spend half a million dollars four hundred thousand for Christmas.
You really said it's too much for going forward? Bill
is very early on in the relationship. You haven't been
together all that long. Too much? Yeah, I think so

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too much? Stupid dummy jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Sharon Osbourne has long controlled what Ozzy Osbourne does, and
we know that that's no secret. But did you know
that she robbed the world. I beginning to see Ozzie
as a pirate. He was reportedly offered an audition for
the movie Pirates of the care Being, but Sharon told
him no. Sharon said on Billy Corgan's podcast it was
the biggest mistake that she's ever made with him and
said that thinking back to it, he would have been

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perfect that for the role that he was auditioning for.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I should have auditioned for fellow rock.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Keith Richards did play gihnny Depp's character's dad in some
of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Gihnny Depp based
his character Jack Sparrow off of Keith Richards, so that
made sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I don't know if that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Would have been the role that Ozzie played, but Ozzie
would have been perfect for a pirate dude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I think that was the role and they went with Keith,
and I don't think they could have done better than
Keith Richards. It's Richard's pretty great. Keith Richards has like
Pyrae pyraty rs. He's got pirate stuff just hanging in
his hair all the like. He walked on the set
and they're like here. We don't even need wardrobe. He
put a hat on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Him and that that's it, and give him a sword.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Yeahlines, they couldn't have done any better. Can I start
with a little something here? Yeah, if you don't mind, Oh,
get playing Grandma the Bengal Games, the role. I love it.
That's the late great Mike Lang just passed away, just
passed away. He was a long time voice announcer for

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the Penguin name he had just passed away. But that's
like his probably his most famous line. I played it
from time to time. You know, between him and the
guy that did the Sabers games, by far the two
best announcers in maybe all of sports, but clearly in hockey,
those were the guys. Yeah, those were the guys. So
Mike Lang no longer with us, but you are doing

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a hockey story. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
The biggest hockey game of our lives is tonight. Oh Mike,
you gotta play for Mike Lang now right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah, Tom to Say takes on Canada in the final
of the Four Nations tournament. Both teams are the exact
same odds to win the game. According to Vegas, the
game will start at seven o'clock. You can watch it
on ESPN and Basketball Rockets. You're gonna have one more
day off before returning from the all Start break. They're
gonna host the Timberwolves at the Toyota Center tomorrow night.
They went thirty four to twenty one in the first
half of the regular season.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
That is what's going on in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Sports, rock and alternative Fair to The Rod Ryan Morning.

Speaker 17 (01:04:56):
Show six to ten AM.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show.
Google Dolls with Iris Hope you're on to a great
start to your day. It's the halfway part of the show.
But I don't have to worry about Hannah. I don't
have to worry about Hannah. She's she's been here. Hannah's
gonna be taking on Alex read my lips. She's Oh,
she's our special guest, our guest player this morning. She

(01:05:23):
got here super super early. So I'm already I mean,
I know the guy's standing right in front of me,
but I'm already kind of rooting for Hannah. Always again,
rooting for Hannah this morning. Hey, Google Dolls. They had
to put out a post on Instagram last month and
they said, listen, they've learned that some social media accounts
are pretending to be the Google Dolls and they're soliciting
money from the fans. And you know, Johnny and Robbie,

(01:05:45):
they're like, remember, we would never ask you guys for
money or personal information. They only have one official account,
it's the Google Doll official on Instagram and the other
social media's. It's just a reminder for every one of
you to be careful out there. I saw something came
and went all the way up to the big Voss.

(01:06:06):
There are multiple and it's it's so upsetting to me.
There are multiple phony rod Ryan Facebook pages and accounts
out there, and Meta doesn't seem to care at all.
I report them all the time, and then whatever metrics
they use to look at the page, they don't seem
to be going against community standards. You know how you

(01:06:29):
know what's against community standards ripping people off these these sites,
these sites, these rod Ryan Show phony pages and rod
Ryan phony pages are getting bands to pay money so
that I'll play them on the radio. It's pomp. It's
promising airplay for money, which some of you have heard
of that before. It's called payola, and it's completely illegal.

(01:06:50):
I cannot take money from a band and put them
on the radio. Okay, they got in trouble for that. Somehow,
Dick Clark he escaped it. He was doing it, and
all the DJs back in the day were doing it.
Somehow Dick Clark got.

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
Out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
DJs used to do that all the time. You'd come down,
you'd bring your record down, you'd give the guy some money.
Big Fat DJ. Not much has changed. Big Fat DJ
just sitting there with a cigar, and those guys ruled
the world. They didn't There was no rules, There was
no rules. They were playing stuff for money and they
were just putting that money in their pocket to play
it during their shows. I can't do that. I cannot

(01:07:26):
do that. That'd be awesome, Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah,
I cannot do that. So it's just a reminder too
if you see something phony like it's just a reminder
for everybody. The Google dolls kind of reminded me because
they're dealing with that, and it just thinks that there's
just crappy people out there. There's yeah, there are really
bad people out there. That's thanks. Just be careful, okay,

(01:07:48):
online Extreme cold warning is what's happening outside right now.
It's gross, twenty seven degrees feels like fifteen. I see us.
Hopefully the sun comes out in the afternoon and we
might get a taste of forty degrees today. That's if

(01:08:12):
these clouds move out by about one o'clock. So it
is coo out there. Hey, you're gonna buy that new iPhone?

Speaker 13 (01:08:19):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
No? Why not?

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I don't like the AI stuff on it? Dude, get
the iPhone? Not doing it? You get the iPhone. It's
a discounted one. It's like a cheaper version or something. Yeah,
that's not like I do it. That's a big tech
story that's going around today. I saw this, and I
use the website wallet hub from time to time. They'll
come up in different surveys that we talk about. Have

(01:08:41):
you personally noticed that it's harder to find things on Google? Yeah?
Yeah I have. Are you being serious?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I am being very serious, and it always gives you
that weird AI synopsis is I didn't ask you for
an AI synopsis.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I just asked you for whatever I'm googling. Wallet Hub
is now going after Google, claiming their intentionally making their
own product worse because it's more profitable. Hear me out,
hear me out. On this. If you find what you're
looking for in two seconds, you're not going to spend
much time looking at any kind of advertisements. So the

(01:09:13):
idea is they're drawing the process out, forcing us to
look longer. And you've got to know that half of
Google's revenue comes from those ads. If you don't get
to where you need to be immediately, you're going to
see more advertising. So wallet hub posted a bunch of
things going against Google, saying that Google even did their
own study in twenty twenty and they found that worse

(01:09:35):
search results did not result in a significant loss of revenue,
so they could technically make their product not as efficient.
And because why because none of us will use bing?
Not one of us will use bing, I these asked jeeves,
It doesn't work an right, there was a dawn pile
was one back in the daye Yahoo. So basically, if

(01:09:59):
their search function gets worse, they're so confident that none
of us will use They have very little competition, so
normally making your product worse wouldn't be good for business.
So this kind of goes back to Google not having
much competition. Are they is Google making their search results worse?
They absolutely are. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Everything is sponsored at the top. You gotta scroll through
like four pages to really find what you want. It's
a pain the ass, even us doing what we do
for a living. I talk about that, you get all
hot and heavy to go buy tickets. I went to
the point where I bought tickets. I thought I was
on Ticketmaster.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
And no, but you just did the first link that
you clicked. Yeah, first there's I'm like, oh, I'm smart,
I'm smarter than everyone. I'm going to go to the
second link, don't. I just thought I was on Ticketmaster
and whatever it was, you know, ticketmaster dot com or
whatever whatever it was I clicked on. I think I
bought you. I'm like, how did I get here? How
did I do this? I'm pretty smart?

Speaker 12 (01:10:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Not, no, not, that's not that smart. No, I'm not. Yeah,
that sponsored content. They're making a lot of money on that.
But it's the ads. They don't want you to get
there as quick as possible. I'm not saying it's true.
I'm just saying, wells going after them right now. It's
interesting who would make the product worse to make more money?
Google the only one? Who else? Who else could do that?

(01:11:20):
I can't think of one anything that would make you
spend more time there than it would be more profitable
for them, So I guess that might be there. No,
I don't know. I think airlines. I think airlines get
bonus and stuff on getting you off on time, So
I don't know that they want you to be on
the plane longer. Don't even get me into the Oh,

(01:11:43):
what happened? What was that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Why'd you get so loud? Yeah, I don't know what happened.
It sounds like you're talking to it. Toube did something? Okay,
we go. Sorry, you put the filter game on. I
don't know a filter button.

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
I told you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I have somebody, uh Google running this papers everywhere. I
must have hit something on the on the board, Chili,
who's your friend over there? Wait a minute, I'm over
all over the place. There he is, Joy Look at
a scrambler. Yo, I'm gonna scramble. I mean you guys

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have been carrying on for about forty five minutes over there.

Speaker 16 (01:12:24):
Hey man, she's just made it on time, so that's
all you need.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
To worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
She was early today, that's Hannah. Is she ready to play? Alex? Absolutely,
she is ready okay, I can hear her that you do. Oh,
I'm ready, You're ready. You got here super early? How
did you get in here? By the way, I was
coming out of the bathroom. I told the story, and
I just saw you hanging out as.

Speaker 17 (01:12:44):
Soon as I got off the elevator, you came out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
How did you get in the elevator? I need a
card to get in here. Teresa couldn't get in here.
Teresa could not get as far as Hannah got it.
I had to go downstairs. Teresa's card did not work
this early in the morning. How did you get up here?

Speaker 17 (01:13:01):
They just set me up on the elevator.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Can you tell me work here?

Speaker 17 (01:13:05):
Oh no, they took my ide and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Okay, all right, cool, well listen, I'm glad you're here.
Thank you. This is one final plea for you guys
to email me Rod at the Buzz dot com. I'll
do one final scan. I need some more words. I
do need some more words. I just I want to
make sure I got the best quality words for the game.
Email me Rod at the Buzz dot com. And then

(01:13:27):
we're gonna invite Hannah in studio with us, and then
she's gonna square off against Alex and read my lips
us rock and I'll tear it into him very soon.
The Rod Ryan Morning Show.

Speaker 17 (01:13:37):
I'm six to ten am.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
All right, welcome back everybody, as we're making our last
minute arrangements and things moving around and having people in
the studio getting ready for Read my Lips and we've
got Hannah who is ready to go. You're gonna be
playing for Lumineer's tickets. So the extreme cold warning is
still in effect. We're gonna be lucky to hit forty degrees.

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They were still in the upper twenties right now. It
is just wicked cold out there. Be careful. Alix is
gonna help us out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
What's trending well Fixtagram Thursday continues to trend this morning.
Mindy Collette was submitted to us by Cole from Santa
Fe and tons of people have been checking her out
this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Thank you, Cole.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Also trending is an Arizona plane crash. Two people are
dead after two planes collided in mid.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Air over Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
We just had plane crash outs a plane crash lately, man,
But that's what's trending. And then also four Nation's Final
is trending a lot of people talking about the USA
Canada game tonight the biggest hockey game of our lives,
as many are calling it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
I don't know if people are calling it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
A lot of people are calling it that. That's all
I'm seeing on all people are calling it that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I did see a couple of guys that are playing
in it said it's the biggest game that they've ever played.
And when you think about it, and if you're watching them,
and that's the biggest game of your life too. These
are technically exhibition games, but it means more. But yeah,
the rivalry, the USA Canada thing, it's awesome. What times
the game tonight? Seven?

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
We got a game here, We got a game here.
What's it like standing next to Hannah right now? I'm
sitting next to here, But it's nice. Hand Hello Hannah. Hello,
you were early today?

Speaker 17 (01:15:19):
Yes, I was a chick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
That's early. Yeah, awesome, that is you were. But you
were unicorn, bro, it's a unicorn.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I'm gonna I'm gonna back you on that chilling chili.
You're off the hook. You don't have to play today,
and you're you're gonna be just timekeeping.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Yeah, just time keeping, you know. I'm still suffering from
my beating from last week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I want to thank everybody that sent me, uh these
great word suggestions. Did you practice or how do you
prepare yourself to commit and do this?

Speaker 17 (01:15:49):
So I did watch some videos this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Yes, I'm okay, all right. You know, Alex won everything
last year. He won it all. He's the champion, right,
but he's been beat by a listener before you can
do it.

Speaker 17 (01:16:02):
It's a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Okay, where are you from?

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (01:16:06):
New Orleans?

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Okay, okay, but where'd you drive in from today? Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:16:09):
Paarland?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Okay, so you live here now?

Speaker 17 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I've been here about a year.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Okay, well, welcome, welcome. I'm glad you found us. All Right,
this is gonna be great. I guess I'll get one
person on the phone, just in case you don't win,
justin case John Stin case you don't win, I'll grab
somebody on the phone Chile. But we're gonna get rolling
in three minutes. Make whatever preparations you need to make
three minutes. Read my lips.

Speaker 13 (01:16:35):
You're listening to the Rod Ryan Show on ninety four
or five the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Ninety four or five the bus Lincoln Park and paper cut.
Anna was saying she likes that song. You're a Lincoln
Park fan, absolutely, what's your favorite band?

Speaker 17 (01:16:50):
System of it out?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah, so they're kind of back together. I can't really tell.
They're doing a couple of festival shows and they can't
seem to kind of put it together to go out
and like like a full tour. So I don't know
what they're doing. I can't. It's got to be killing
you if that's your favorite band, because the amount of
effort that it takes to rehearse and get ready for
a one off or a two off show, you might

(01:17:12):
as well just go out and tour, right, And they
can't seem to be together for that amount of time.
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:17:18):
They need to get it together there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, it's very frustrating. It's like it's like kind of
like rage against the machine. It's frustrating and chilli. You
want to get chili started on that? Hey, good morning everybody.
I'm just having a great conversation here with Hannah Godell.
Did I nail your last name? Go Dell, Guys, I'm
awesome at the last name game. I don't know why
I'm thought of as being a guy. They can't say
people's last names. You traditionally have not been shut a

(01:17:42):
Canadian thing. Hannah Godell applied to play Read My Lips
and Chili selected her and I think it's awesome. And
you said you've only been in our city for about
a year.

Speaker 17 (01:17:54):
What do you do, I'm a chef.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yeah, nice, it's time to read my lips.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Is it ever acceptable to use garlic out of a jar?
Or do you have to use fresh garlic?

Speaker 17 (01:18:09):
I use garlic out of a jar?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
You do?

Speaker 17 (01:18:10):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Okay, you don't even have time to mince that stuff.
I know. I'm just saying I didn't know. Like how
snobby you were on the garlic. Do you always have
to use fresh garlic? No, it's okay to use that.

Speaker 17 (01:18:20):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
We need to refer to you as chef for the
rest of the chef this chef.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Did you watch The Bear?

Speaker 17 (01:18:26):
Oh my god, it was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
It was good. So you didn't think it was overdone
or anything like you're in the kitchen, you're in the trenches.
Oh yeah, you did you buy it? I know it's
not all one hundred percent accurate, but did you buy it?

Speaker 17 (01:18:38):
A lot of it is pretty on point. It's pretty intense.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
I love it, my favorite trim. Yeah, okay, that's Hannah.
I'm rooting for her. Now, you always root for everybody
but us. Who's going first? She said she would like
to go first. You want to go first.

Speaker 17 (01:18:50):
I'm going to go first, Chef.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
You're going first, Chef. Okay, you know how to put
on the headphones and the crazy song and everything.

Speaker 9 (01:18:59):
That chef shows fear.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Okay, start it for you when you put the headphones off.
Let me just go over to the phones here. I
think I think Chef's gonna win. But good morning, rob
Ryan Show. Who's on the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Hey, good morning, this is Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
All right, Charlie, here's the deal. If Chef Hannah doesn't win,
I'll give you the lumineer's tickets. All right, do you okay,
but we're rooting for Chef Hannah. Oh yeah, now, okay,
I need hands. We don't all have to do for her.
I need hands. I could just sit here and talk
about the bear all day. Yeah, I know, focus, Okay,

(01:19:35):
I'm not Okay, there's Charlie right there. I got words
for you guys here, and uh, she's going first. She
wanted to go first, I gave you the opportunity to
choose twenty seconds on the clock. Ready to go, chef
thumbs up, thumbs up. Here we go, chef from New Orleans. Well, yeah,

(01:19:57):
and now she's checking you rig it for right here
we go. Kimberly sent this in. Here we go. Purple turkey,
purple turkey. Wow, we had a ringer. We are a
ringer right here, Yes, chef, purple turkey, purple turkey out
of the gate.

Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
I mean I had to do with kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
So do I have to go to Urban Dictionary for
that chili? What is a purple turkey? I'm email me
what it is? Do we need to google that?

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
I mean, I want to do it right now?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
All right, here we go. Your boyfriend Pat sent this in.
He said, make sure that you don't get it. So
it's the only one that when I shuffled, I put
this one aside. You can't have this word. Okay, Pat
from past the baby, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 17 (01:20:45):
Combs up, thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Syrup sucker.

Speaker 17 (01:20:52):
Syrup saucer syrup.

Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
Sucker syrup, sucker, sirup, upsucker, Alex, were.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
You talking about that on your past? The grades Canadians
Today syrup suckers. Yeah, eight psychs to go? Is she
a professional rip leader, lip breader and a chef? Maybe? Maybe?
Holy cow? Wow, we've not seen this before. No, what

(01:21:25):
were you calling syrup suckers Canadians? Canadians on your podcast?
Is that on Today's?

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
We need like a slur for Canadians but it's not
really offensive?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
So is that on Today's anytime? A Canadian? So you anything? Arid?
Syrup sucker? Becky? Becky sent this in.

Speaker 14 (01:21:40):
Thumbs up, thumbs up, Chubby penguin, Chubby penguin, trumpet, Chubby penguin,
Chubby penguin, no idea, chubby Chubby penguin.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Oh no, you thought my boy blue? Where did that
come from? Chubby penguin? Okay, she got two tie Okay,
you can take.

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Those off, So now the pressure is on Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Okay, she had a good strategy. I thought you were
nuts for going first. I thought you were crazy for
going first. Now I see why you went first. Are
you kidding me right now? Chili chef syrup sucker?

Speaker 14 (01:22:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
I've never gotten to first. Two to be honest, the
purple turkey and the syrup sucker.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Okay, has anybody googled purple turch You know what a
purple turkey is? I don't know what that is? All right,
here we go. Alex has a headphones on. Are you
googling or are you getting your timers straight? Googling? No, Google,
just get your timer. Purple turkey, you are a purple turkey.

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
They are actually purple turkeys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Get out of here. Could you get your timer ready? Please?
You get all day you're googling, don't you hear there?
Google's taken forever.

Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
Now get that purple meat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
All right? Here we go, twenty seconds on the clock
for Alex. One it all last year, most wins. Thumbs up, Yeah,
Kyle sent us in cold cupcake, cold cupcake. Oh boy,
we've got.

Speaker 10 (01:23:40):
Us a game.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Okay, cold cupcake? That was I was a layup. That
was a layup. Here we go. Cherry Cherry sent this
one in. This is a weird one. This is another
one you might have to google later. Thumbs up. Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
Zebra zipper zebra nipple, zebra zipper, Zebra zipper zebra zipper.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Oh we got a game, guys, Hannah, did you think
he was just gonna let you win? Did you think
this animal was gonna be nice to him? Do you
think you're gonna be nice to a listener? What's a zebra? Zipper?
Chili Urban Dictionary is also known as the chili dictionary.

(01:24:34):
We might not be able to say that. Do you
do it while you're doing a purple turkey? Do you zep?
Do you un zip a zebra when you're with a
purple turkey? We know that? All right? Here we go
for the wind or the tie. You're twenty seconds away

(01:24:55):
from going in overtime. Hannah thumbs up, yep. Oh all right.
Wes sent this one in. I think it's hard. You
don't want a super super? Are you ready to time?

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Snore horror?

Speaker 18 (01:25:11):
Say in snore horror, short horse, snore horror, snort horse,
snore horror.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I don't know, snore horror. And he looks at you're
saying a different thing. Now, snore horror. That's twenty seconds.
Oh damn, we're going into overtime. Baby, get the fast
laying Grandma. The bingo games about to roll. Snore horror.
It's a terrible thing. Wes, what is the snore horn?

(01:25:49):
Can you look up a snore horse for me?

Speaker 15 (01:25:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
I don't have time. If you don't look up up, Alex.
You gotta get out of here, so get her set up.
We're going into overtime, Hannah. This is how overtime works.
I have one more word. You have to get it.
I'm going to give you the word. You have to
keep guessing until you get it correct. So he's gonna
time you and we're gonna sit here all morning long
until you get it right. Don't worry, no pressure. All right,

(01:26:15):
here we go, sirrup sucker. All right, got a lot
of good ones here. Oh boy, are you ready, chilly sir,
I say the word, you start timing. Charlie, just go,

(01:26:37):
She's gonna win. Just hang up, Charlie, Nope, can't do it.
I got you're still thinking? You got these tickets? Huh okay, okay, okay,
all right, here we go. Mundo sent this one in.

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
Oh that's trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Yeah, it is big trouble. As soon as I say
the word, you start timing. Thumbs up, thumbs up, Hannah
could shock the world.

Speaker 11 (01:27:02):
Leather skirt, leather shirt, leather skirt, leather skirt, leather skirt,
leather skirt, skirt, leather skirt, leather.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Skirt.

Speaker 17 (01:27:29):
I'm just thinking leather shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
So close, leather skirt, leather shoes.

Speaker 11 (01:27:35):
Leather skirt, leather skirt, leather shoot skirt, skirt.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Leather skirt, how much time, leather leather skirt. He's gonna
get it, all right, just right down that time, he's
gonna get it. I'm not telling you. I'm not telling
you what it is until I say it to him,

(01:28:06):
and then you can kick yourself. You can kick yourself
on this one. You were so quick out of it.
I gotta want to talk too loud because he's coming in.
You were so quick out of the gate, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, she's gonna get it all right. Just listen,
all right, come on in, Alex, Alex gonna put the
headphones on. We're gonna time you same way we timed Hannah.

(01:28:27):
As soon as I say the word, we start timing you,
and you keep guessing until you get it right. Do
do doo boo doo do doo. Hannah is listening all right.
Alex can't. Alex can no longer hear me. Here we
go with overtime. Mundo sent this one in thumbs up.
That's up.

Speaker 11 (01:28:50):
Leather skirt, leather shirt, leather skirt, the skirt.

Speaker 9 (01:28:58):
I thought you were gonna tell you again.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
I'm like, oh, Hannah, Hannah. Hannah said, leather shirt out
of the gate. Is that that's what it looks like.
Leather shirt, skirt. I don't very similar once. So you've
been there before I after overtime.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
You just got to go with things that rhyme with
what you think it might be, because you're true if
you don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
So you you talk about this all the time, both
of you.

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
When you get on something you can't get off of it.
You cannot get off of it. Leather shirt, leather shirt shirt,
she couldn't get off of it. She's like leather shoes,
leather yeah, leather shirts. Okay, Alex is your winner, Hannah.
I told Charlie to hang up when you were in overtime,

(01:29:45):
and he said, I know. I told Charlie talent because
I knew he was there was still a game, because
we didn't need him. Charlie did, yep, yep, I guess
we need you. Congratulations boy, I do that for the
USA today. All right, all right, he go, Hannah. You

(01:30:05):
were awesome. You were chef. We were great today. Thank you, chef,
Thank you all right, Charlie, I've got the Lumineer's tickets
for you. October tenth. Woodlands Pavilion tickets go on sale
Friday at ten am. What a game, guys, What a game?
Start thinking about maybe next week you're listening to the

(01:30:27):
radio you want to play. Yeah, it could be you
could be you taking chili in the overtime next week,
me somebody, I'll leave you win, all right, Chef, great
John today, Thank you, thank you, great game, The Buzz
rock and all tearing very soon.

Speaker 13 (01:30:44):
Ryan Morning Show, I'm six to ten am.

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Ninety four The Buzz, This new popa roach, even if
it kills me. Rob Ryan Show Throwback Thursday. I'll have
to take a look at votes. We've been so busy
over here, but the last time I checked, it was
interesting to see Chevelle had just a bit of a
lead over my Chemical Romance. Go see what the voting

(01:31:10):
is all about. Vote for your favorite song of the
three that we are offering up today. Winning song will
be played at nine thirty. I got one thousand dollars
alternative income coming your way. At nine ten, I got
post Malone tickets for his rodeo show. I'm giving those
away on no the show, and it's still on. I
mean that extreme cold warning. It's it's still happening. Let

(01:31:33):
me just see where we're at right now. Twenty eight
degrees outside, it feels like sixteen. That's silly, Alex, go ahead,
take it away. Houston's headlines ho Good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
There is a hard freeze expected in Houston this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
It'll be the coldest feeling day of the winter so far.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
People, plants, and pipes will need to be protected from
the cold air, but the really bays are expected to
remain fine. There's a chance that freezing rain could tomorrow
in parts of the state. Expect temperatures to stay below
normal through at least Sunday before we start to warm
up and get back into the seventies next week. President
Donald Trump is thinking about a new plan to give
Americans some money saved by the Elon Musk Department of

(01:32:15):
Government Efficiency.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
The idea is called the DOGE Dividend.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
And it would return twenty percent of the government's savings
to taxpayers. If DOZE reaches its goal of saving two
trillion dollars, each taxpayer could receive around five thousand dollars.
Experts say that the plan still does need approval from Congress,
and some lawmakers may prefer to use that money to
reduce the national debt or for other programs. So I
feel like, just don't expect that money. Don't put that

(01:32:42):
in your budget this year.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Okay, Happy National Love your Pet Day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Everyone is supposed to show their pets loveell extra love today.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
I always show my pet love, But show some love
to your furry friends or reptiles if that's the route
you chose. A poll found that the top ways people
show pets love are by playing with them, giving them trees,
cuddling them, and telling them I love you some. Other
of the top ways include just hanging out with your pets,
watching TV with them, letting them sleep in your bed,
and taking them places like parks and beaches.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
So Happy National Love your Pet Day. Two. Weeezy shout out,
weez shout out to Voodoo but Monica, Monica wins. I
put this up on our stories today. Did you see
the donkey Jackson the donkey? Correct? Hey, Rod, just want
to throw it out there. I got twelve dogs, a cat,
a mini donkey, and close to forty chickens, forty man pickens.
She's like I got to show love to all of

(01:33:33):
these and she sent a picture of the donkey this morning.
I put it on our stories. Here's a pick of Jackson.
How could you not love that face?

Speaker 9 (01:33:40):
Pretty great?

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
It's a good looking donkey. It's a really good looking donkey.
It's on our stories on Instagram and Facebook at Rob
Ryan Show, Rob Ryan Show. Thank you, Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Chilli's gotta be excited about this one. The first trailer
for Cheat and chongs Last Movie is out. That is
the title of the movie, Cheating Chong's Last Movie. It'll
be a part road comedy and part documentary covering the
current state the legendary comedy duo. The movie's gonna have
a limited release on it April twentieth or twenty nice,
and then it'll be released nationwide April twenty fifth. You

(01:34:09):
can see the trailer for Cheechachong's Last Movie on our
entertainment blog page with the world famous Rod Ryan showpage
at the buzz dot Com. Mark Oppas is about to
sell something cool for a great cause. The Blank one
A two Basis is selling a painting by the artist
Banksy that Rod loves so much. The paintings called Crude
Oil Vetriano and features a couple dancing on the beach
with a sinking oil tanker in the background. It could

(01:34:31):
be worth up to six point three million dollars. Oppos
and his wife Sky got the painting back in twenty eleven,
but are auctioning it off to give the proceeds to
the California Fire Foundation, the LA Children's Hospital, and Cedars
Sinai on collegey research.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Those are used in headlines A little intro. Yeah, yeah, let's.

Speaker 8 (01:34:50):
Oh get the playing, grandma, the Pinto games up out the.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Roll, alright, that's the great, the late great Mike Lang
just passed away. I saw he was trending this morning too.
He was a longtime announcer of the Pittsburgh Penguins, but
always thought it as one of the all time great
announcers for hockey. So sad to see him pass. I
use that getting the fast lane, Grandma. I use that

(01:35:17):
drop all the time. Yeah, it's a good one, all right.
So well, we're playing that to get ready for this
USA Canada hockey game tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Biggest hockey game of our lives is going down tonight.
TM USA plays Canada in the final of the Four
Nations tournament. Both teams had the exact same odds to win.
According to Las Vegas, the game is going to start
at seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
You can watch it on ESPN.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
If you don't watch it, you're just not American, right,
you just move on up to Canada. You're not a
real patriot. That's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
I can't imagine not watching this hockey count to night.
And I think you brought up a good point if
you're just you hear us talking about hockey, like, I
don't know what are these guys talking about. You know,
it's nothing else going on. Maybe I should check it out.
Rockets turn playing tonight. So if you want to see
a hockey game and you want to just maybe dip
your toe in the water, watch a little bit of
this game tonight and just see if you get caught

(01:36:07):
up and wrapped up in the excitement and the patriotism
of it and everything. Do we boo the Canadian anthem? No,
we're better? He boot our anthem?

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
We saw that win.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
So it's like I kind of want to give it
back to them, But then again, I don't want them
to be like they boot our anthem.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Let's kick their ass. Yeah, take the high road.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
I'll take out Sidney Crosby, take out Connor McDavid. Just
let the boys go out there and kick some ass.
All right, let's go USA and Baswall. Rockets are gonna
have one more day off before they returned from the
All Star break. They'll host the Timberwolves at the Toyota
Center tomorrow night. They went thirty four and twenty one
in the first half of the season. That is what's
going on in sports.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Houston, Rock Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rock Ryan
Morning Show ninety five.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Come on, yeah, ninety four or five, the Buzz, Good Morning,
Rod Ryan Show. Thank you so much for having us on. Man,
Alex just said, be wow, today's going by fast. It
is well. It helps Like if you would have lost today,
You're like, oh my god, today's dragon. What are you talking?

(01:37:09):
You won read my lips today. But Hannah gave you
a run for your money. Man, Hannah was awesome. I
see Chili just put up her pictures.

Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
Chef.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
There there we are with the chef. I was asking
her some chef tips, Yeah, she said, I asked her
on the air. I said, I said, okay, to use
minced garlic. Out of the jar. She's like, yeah, she
gave me the okay on that. I don't know if
I had to use fresh garlic for everything. I said,
can I crack the pasta? Can I? Can I crack
the spaghetti noodles? Is it ever acceptable? She said no? Never.

(01:37:40):
You said, what if I have a small Potcoes get
a bigger pot. I don't have a billion dollars. She said,
it's it is. Hannah said, it's never acceptable to crack
your spaghetti noodles in half. She's gonna, okay, that's right
from the chef. All right, Well, there she is. She
did a great job. We're gonna be looking for someone else.
We're gonna be looking for someone else next week. I

(01:38:00):
don't know when we're going to stop this. Maybe I
don't know. Chili. I like it, Chili. What's involved with
the with the vetting? I really don't know this. There's
some things. I'm such a control freak. The competition that's
been coming in. I'm not just saying this, whether they've
won or lost, every listener that has come in to

(01:38:22):
play Read my Lips has been totally cool. Yeah, yeah,
they've been totally listen to this show of course they're cool.
How are you picking these people, dude? They're awesome. Yeah,
they've been all awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:38:33):
You know.

Speaker 16 (01:38:34):
So just if they follow simple instructions, you know, I
just go and check their emails if they say it
and I look and then I'm like, okay, you know what,
this person looks like she would or he would give
us a hard time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
It all goes back to Lindsay, who was the first one. Lindsey,
I want to thank you because if you would have sucked,
if you would have been a weirdo, if you had
been in here, been a crazy person, I would have
shut the program down. I would have had to. And
Lindsay was cool. She started it off in the beginning
of the year and every Thursday now we've had listeners in.

(01:39:13):
So it's been really, really fun. I've really enjoyed it.
Great job vetting the people. Chili, well, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:39:19):
They make it easy though. They make it easy, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
So next week usually we start rolling Monday, Tuesday we
start having you guys sign up online and come down
and Chili's gonna play next week. But Hannah did really,
really good today. Okay, let's take a look at this
voting here Oh my god. The Looking at Girls blog
page is killing it. The Looking at Girls blog page.

(01:39:45):
Bonnie Blue, the woman that supposedly slept with one fifty
seven men in a single day. Rumor has it she's pregnant.
I think it's fake. I think it's fake news, and
I wouldn't put it past Amy Schumer to pay for that.
Does you have some movie out pretending to be pregnant?
All right now? Kind of pregnant? I think is the
name something like that. I don't know. I just think

(01:40:06):
it's a thing right now. Yeah, I think it's a thing.
Here's what you guys are voting for. Chile is hoping
that Chevelle is still in the lead. They're not my
chemical Romance. It's five hundred and seventy nine votes Chevelle,
hats off to the bowl, five hundred and seventy six.

(01:40:26):
Three votes separate first and second place. Sorry, Alex, white
stripes out of it? Yeah, I think white stripes off
of it. I told you that. I didn't Well, you
did tell me that, but I know I didn't believe you.
Three votes separate one and two. Do your votes count? Oh,
you bet your ass. They do more than anything else.
Hard freeze. It's happening. It's happening like right now, like

(01:40:49):
you were saying, like expected this morning, like right now,
it's in the twenties on it's too long. My plants
made it the last goal round. I didn't wrap anything.
My plants made it. Just raw dog yep. All my
neighbors were out there repping their plants and stuff, and
I'm like laughing at them. If this is the one
that kills my all of my plants in my yard,
I'm gonna be so pissed. It's twenty eight degrees outside.

(01:41:12):
It feels like it's sixteen, all right, temperatures tomorrow morning
gonna be dipping into the light freeze territory for most
of us. This is stupid. We already had one of
these stop. Temperatures are gonna stay below normal through at
least Sunday. And then I was listening to Alex warmback

(01:41:33):
up to the seventies next week after everything's dead. Yeah,
it's gonna be nothing left, all right? What else? Post malone?
Tickets coming up? On No THEA Show, You got a
new Past the Gravy Podcast, new brand new.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
We talked four nation hockey, We talked a little spring
training Baseball. We did it is mock draft decision, and
we did a mock draft of S and L sketches
that I thought was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
It was really hot to pick like a four out
of out of all the sketches. What was the list
we did last week? There was so much Saturday Night
Live content over the last two weeks getting ready for
that fiftieth anniversary tutor or whatever with Amy Schumer. Was
never one. And then you said it was just because
I had the name of porn in it, because it
was based on YouTube views only. Yeah, is there any
denying the top sketch for Saturday Night Live is either

(01:42:25):
got to be cow Bell or Van down by the River.
Those in our mock draft, those went one and two.
I think those are the two biggest ones. I mean,
if it's it's and the most popular, that two most
talked about ones.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Yeah, they're just and it's maybe it's hacking to pick those,
but I mean everybody likes them, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
That's that's a safe as if.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Somebody had if an alien came to Earth and was like,
show me this SNL thing you're talking about, you would
show them those two clips first, because you're like, this
is what we watch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
This is why we laugh. Yeah, and like Will Ferrell
is probably my favorite cast member of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
He ruined that, he ruined Blue Oyster Cult. Don't feel
the Reaper, like I can't. I'm like, where's the cow bell?

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Let's go?

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
And it was about you hear it, That's all you
think about and it was the best thing that ever
happened in that band.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Yeah, it turns out it was the best. Why they
didn't kind of recreate that and they went with him
doing his Robert Goolay on the Lawrence Welk Show. That's
what they did for the fiftieth anniversary. I mean, he
did the thing where he gets behind the keyboard and
he sang with Anna Gasteire and that was always really
really funny. It was kind of like a Taste the Biscuits. Yeah,

(01:43:30):
they kind of did like a Taste the Biscuit kind
of thing. That was funny. But how they couldn't how
they didn't recreate that the cow bell thing, I don't
know if it's like, was it so good you can't
redo it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Because I thought the Domingo thing might have been that way,
and the Domingo thing was just as funny.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
This past weekend. Yeah, I just thought it was okay.
I finally I've been watching the Saturday Night Live thing.
It's four hours long. Yeah, it's it's like just bits
and pieces.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
That's why I can get through a couple of sketches,
but like, I want to watch the music stuff in full,
you know, and I last.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Night as I'm like two and a half hours in. Now,
over a couple of days, I finally got to the
John Mullaney, the very New York centric sketch.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
I love John Mullaney, but every time he does that,
you're like, you lose so many.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
People that don't know about New York. Yes, he's you know,
he's talking about Bodega's and all these different things that
I don't know why the lobster's in there. I don't know.
These these New York sketches that they allow him to do,
and they're they're really long. And I get the brilliance
of John Mullaney. He was a writer forever on that
show and they say he's one of the greatest writers
about all time on that show. And I just they

(01:44:32):
let him do that sketch where it's very New York centric,
and I don't think the rest of us understand half
of the reference to it. It kills. I guess, I
guess what I did take. I'm not trying to spoil
the Past Gravy, though.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
You can go check out the full episode on our
rod Ryan Show page and also where you get your podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
But what's up with that?

Speaker 6 (01:44:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
I had to snag that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
That's a good one. What's up with that? Up with that?
Did anything of Bill Hayter make it into a top sketch?
He's one of my favorite cast members of all time.
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
There was just so many picks and net and to
narrow it down to twelve though he only had twelve
picks total.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
It's tough, all right. Go check that out and you
can argue with us. Check out Past the Gravy. Get
your votes in winning song today for Throwback Thursday, we'll
be played at nine thirty. How about a shot in
one thousand dollars Houston's Rock, Houston's.

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Here we go, all right, Welcome back rod Ryan Show.
Votes are pouring in. That's good. Chevelle has a slight
lead over My Chemical Romance right now. A couple of
votes though, I mean we're at one thousand, seven hundred
and eighty nine votes. That's a big day for us.
That's a really really big day. We'll get two thousand

(01:45:51):
votes in by nine thirty. It's a huge day. So
winning song played at nine thirty. If you haven't voted
yet for Throwback Thursday, you can go check that out
on the real Famous Rod Ryan Show blog page at
the Buzz dot com online.

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
Kid's Alex Online ninety five The Muzz.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
All right, what you're doing today, Well, since it's the
biggest hockey game of our lifetime tonight, I just put
a bunch of USA Hockey hype videos.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Well I don't know, I don't not like that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
I mean, you put one up there, there's a similar
one to that that's posted, and then just five six
other ones.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
So go get jacked.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
If you don't care about this, then go watch it
and tell me you don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
About this, and then I'll say you don't have a pulse.
That's all I'm gonna say. Right, there's this version of
Freebird that's on must be like TikTok and reels that
that works really well. But you know why they're using
dream on by Aerosmith. It was a Miracle. It was
the closing music in Miracle when they you know, after
they won the gold and they explained everything, and then

(01:46:51):
they ran the credits.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
They were running dream on and that was like when
they would promote the whole movie.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
I remember that they used to and that's the song
that's used the hype video that I put up on
our Instagram at rod Ryan Show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
But if you've got a bunch of them, I'm just
check them out. I'll watch them all jacked. It's awesome.
We're gonna kick cat his ass. Let's go USA. But
check it out today at the web finished rod Ryans
Show page that does dot time.

Speaker 6 (01:47:13):
True back first show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
Ninety four or five, the buzz bad omens just pretend
rod Ryan's show man. Thank you so much for having
us on. I know how cold, wicking cold it is.
Extreme cold warnings still going on. We're still ridiculously in
the twenties right now, but it is going to warm up.
It will warm up. As a matter of fact, we
might hit seventies next week sometime. Packs So it's a

(01:47:43):
tough day to announce our golf tournament being so cold
out there. You're like, uh, it's too cold. Well it's
not gonna be cold when we do the golf tournament.
I mean it could be, but this is benefiting Texas
Adaptive Aquatics. Wednesday, April ninth. All the details are online
right now under links and guests. We're gonna be back
over at Wildcat Golf Club. Transfer and Rigging is our
title sponsor once again. So thank you to do Concci

(01:48:03):
for coming in, big car Box, Love Stream going to
be out there, Grazia Italian Kitchen and pair Land can
be providing dinner for us again. Sign up today. It
will sell out, it always does. But we need sponsors,
we need auction items. You go to the link at
the rod Ryan Show page. That's where you get signed

(01:48:24):
up and you get all your information. But it's great
to be working back with Texas Adaptive Aquatics. There's different
levels of sponsorship because now you're hearing me on the radio.
I'm talking about you know, hey, advertising and partnering with
The Rod Ryan Show and all of that. This goes.
It's the same thing. I mean, I need you guys
to step up. If you are some kind of a

(01:48:44):
business out there, no matter how big or small, there's
a place for you. To sponsor and get involved with
our golf tournament. And it comes with all kinds of
cool stuff like coming out and like if you want
to sponsor a hole, you could come out and what
we call activate that whole and you could be out
there if you want or not, but you could and like,

(01:49:05):
for instance, Texas Hammer usually comes out. Okay, I'm not
assuming that they're coming in. Okay, but that would be
awesome if the Texas Hammers came in again. There's a
Texas Hammer Hall and they've got every trinket with their
name on all. They got all kinds of stuff, key
chains and all kinds of little bit and they just
they just kind of come out. They hang out, and

(01:49:25):
if you are a small business, don't miss this opportunity
to network with a ton of cool people. It's a
it's a really good time. It's for a great cause.
It will sell out, and once it sells out, I'm
still gonna beating up because I need sponsors and I
need all that good stuff. All of this information is
on the world famous Rod Ryan showpage at the buzz

(01:49:46):
dot com. Okay, okay, voting, I'm gonna do a little refresh.
I'm gonna have to wait. I'm gonna have to wait
two minutes. I can't call it. I can't call it. It's
that close. All right, let me tell you about the
food blog paste today and I get this crazy woman.

(01:50:07):
I'm gonna stall for a minute and a half. How
do you reheat pizza or do you just eat it cold?

Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
I'll eat it cold, but usually used to doing the
microwave and reheating it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Ye, you pan, I don't want to have to wash
the dish. The skillet is the way to go for
reheating pizza. Yeah, I've always said I've turned people onto
this before. I didn't invent it, but this, the skillet
is the way to go. You put it in there
and you throw an ice cube. You get the skillet
hot your frying pan. Put the pizza in there, throw

(01:50:38):
an ice cube in there. That's it. That's it steams,
it steams, it adds a little moisture back to it.
I'm telling you can get it to almost be at
the point where it was delivered pizza. Yeah, the ice
cube in the skillet has always been my hack. It's
always been my best way to reheat pizza. How long
you gotta leave it in there? On there until it

(01:51:00):
stops steaming, and it usually takes care of It's pretty quick.
Once you get that, once you get that pan, pretty hot.
This woman, now, I don't deny I'm using water. I'm
using an ice cube. The water it rehydrates the pizza.
This woman is full on dunking it in water and

(01:51:22):
putting it in an air fryer. And people are now
one of the the kids call it. They're co signing it.
They're like, I tried this and it works. The secret
to reheating pizza dunking it in water. Gotta have an
air fryer. She shows you how it looks good. It
looks good, but I'm worried about the jump cut. There

(01:51:43):
is that the same piece of pizza that went in. Yeah,
it could be shed like a box of brand new pizza.
But don't be afraid to put a little water on
the bottom of your pizza when you put it when
you go to reheat it. It works, okay, White Stripes
the vote. Chevelle hats off to the ball forty three
percent of the vote. My Chemical Romance forty six percent

(01:52:07):
of the vote. They got. They beat them by about
eighty votes. Great job everybody voting today, Thank you.

Speaker 17 (01:52:14):
Mom, It's so bad Thursday, whatever the hell that is?

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Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
Here we go ninety four or five, The bus blink
on eighty two and I Miss You blink on eighty two.
On the music blog page today, there were some other
stories that we didn't get a chance to get to.
They're all on the music log page. I can't get
to every single thing that we put up on links
and guests, so you're gonna have to kind of go
ahead and follow along. There's a bunch of food stories.

(01:55:56):
It's not just that chick that's dipping her pizza in
water to reheat it. There's some other really good things
on there. So make sure you go and you check
it out. The golf tournament information is up. I've had
a few people that have reached out to me. That's good.
I love hearing that. Thank you all the golf tournament
information that just went up today. Yes I need golfers,

(01:56:19):
but yes I need sponsors. Yes I need people to
get involved in the auction and auction items. And you
know you're like, well, Ron, I don't have a small business.
I can't be going out there and having a hole
and stuff like that. Well really, but you've got a
Pinterest store or you make all these cool crafty things.
Can I have some of that stuff? Can I have
some of that stuff to put an auction to kind

(01:56:41):
of raise some money. I mean I'm asking, I'm asking
for free stuff. I really am. We've had guys in
the past that have made cutting boards before and like
wood type things. Don't think, oh, Rod wouldn't want this, No,
he would he would want that. Oh you do that
thing with like bottle caps and you make bar tables

(01:57:02):
and you put bottle Yeah, I need that. I need
all of that stuff in our auction. So please, if
you have anything like that that you make or you craft,
I would love love to put that in our auction.
That brings in a lot of money and when I
don't have to pay for it, that's pure profit for
the charity, Texas Adaptive Aquatics. So that's where we make

(01:57:24):
a lot of our money on the sponsorship stuff, all right,
So please stream cold warning all day today. It's gonna
be cold again tomorrow with the hell the rain coming
on Saturday and maybe this weekend. The only thing we
didn't give away yet today was this Post Malone Rodeo.
Tickets to go see Post Malone March eighteenth at the

(01:57:44):
Houston Rodeo. Tickets in the full entertainment lineup are available
now at Rodeohuston dot com. So I will give those away. Alex,
you got a little bit of time here. You need
to work on a question. I got you. Okay, I
got you, Alex. Question on the flip of this brain.
Know the show, Don't Go Anyway, Rock and Alternative very
used to The.

Speaker 17 (01:58:04):
Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
Ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. Okay,
well it's that time, La La La. I got tickets
to go see Post Malone playing the Rodeo March eighteens.
Go to Rodeo Houston dot com for the full lineup. Okay, buddy,

(01:58:31):
what you gonna ask today? Here you are? Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
We talked about d Basis from one of my favorite bands,
Mark Hoppus of Blinquiny two. He's auctioning off a painting
from which of one of your favorite artists?

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
What famous artists is this this painting from? Okay, we'll
have to see how well people were paying attention today.
Seven one three, two, one two five nine four five
If you know the show Rock Alternative ninety four five,
The Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning
rod Ryan Show, Stone, Uple Pilots and Creep. As we

(01:59:05):
get ready to wrap up a throwback Thursday, thank you
for all the votes. Man, it was a big, big
voting day today.

Speaker 9 (01:59:12):
I forgot how big it was.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
It was really big, though, man, A lot of people
coming in it's good when we got those battles going
back and forth with the songs. It makes it fun
for us too. Thank you guys for all the interaction today.
Extreme cold warning. That's all still happening right now. I
got twenty eight twenty eight degrees outside, feels like twenty
nine sweating. Oh sorry, sorry, it's twenty nine. It feels

(01:59:39):
like eighteen outside. Jeez, he's now time for I know
this show on ninety four five The.

Speaker 7 (01:59:44):
Buzz La La la la la la la la la
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Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Who's this? Good morning? Is Fernando. Hi, Fernando,
how are you today? I'm doing good man, how about
you great?

Speaker 9 (02:00:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
Bum you got a question for you, Fernando. Blinky too?

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
Is Mark Oppas is auctioning off a painting from what
famous artists?

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
His name is Banski. I'm gonna give that to Okay,
I think we give it to him. It's banks.

Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
Thanks over there, not Friday, everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Banksy, But I'm gonna give it to you. Fernando. You
were close enough. I want you to win. I can
tell you were listening. Yeah, thank you, man, I appreciate it. Fernando,
I'm gonna give you post Malone tickets. He's playing the
Rodeo on March eighteenth. Awesome, thank you. A guest, are
now going to the Rodeo to go see post you

(02:00:45):
all right? Awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 16 (02:00:48):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
I'm excited for you. I really am. All right, Fernando,
hang on for me. It didn't go by quick today,
very quick, guys, Thank you so much for hanging out
with us a little bit today. Jeff did Jeff loose, No,

(02:01:11):
he won because he'd beat Kenny the Cashman. Kenny the
Cashman got busted speeding this morning. Guys, really good, fresh
out of bad head to head this morning. Now we
got Jeff going for the Hall of Fame tomorrow morning.
That makes it exciting for us, fresh out of bed
head to head little game we play every morning. Uh,
at around six point twenty, I don't know what Chili's good. Well,

(02:01:32):
he's right there. I might as well ask him. The
biggest prize this week. The thing that we were giving
away is the ultimate supercar driving experience, where you and
a guest you get to test drive some supercars on
a real racetrack. There's no speed limits over there. Uh,
it's Extreme Experience dot Com. I've got one more of

(02:01:52):
these to give away tomorrow. Hey, Chili, if you're not
done yet, what's up? So my guess is you would
play that in the rotation. It would be at seven twenty.
But sometimes when it's something big and you're making people wait,
sometimes you put it on Know the Show. Where are
you gonna put the supercar Driving Experience tomorrow? Just people
really want to know where it's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (02:02:13):
I am gonna put it. It's up to you for
the last thing for not to show.

Speaker 16 (02:02:17):
Okay, Yeah, because we got those post malons early in
the morning, so how about to give them some space
and queen you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
Know, ultimate supercar Driving Experience on Know the Show tomorrow. Yeah,
they got Ferraris, Porsches, Lambeaus, Corvettes, you name it. Extreme
Experience dot Com.

Speaker 16 (02:02:33):
I kind of want to go and test drive one
of them, but I don't know if I can fit
in one of them.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
You can do, any buddy. And they got a convertible
outleke it work, full lineup of cars and everywhere. All right,
Know the show tomorrow. We've we only had four these
to give away, so that's huge, So that's on no
the show tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (02:02:51):
Hannah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
Chef Hannah was awesome today. Overtime somebody said, how about
a cooking segment with Chef Hannah like all the questions
that you were asking her, could like we use could
we use her like for all of our cooking questions
and cheffing questions. She seemed to have the answers. She
did great today taking Alex to ot but just just

(02:03:13):
coming up a little bit short. Thank you to all
the Throwback Thursday voters as well. Tomorrow tomorrow is free
beer Friday. We'll have open phones the last hour that
we'll leave you with the ultimate supercar driving stuff. Chilly said,
he's going to give you some a chance to win
some post Malone Lumineer's tickets before they go on sale
tomorrow at ten a m all. The golf tournament information

(02:03:36):
is now up on links and guests, and then Jeremy
wants to get in here. Jeremy is going to continue
with alternative income you've got today and tomorrow, and then
alternative income goes away. So ten after the hour, the
whole time, Jeremy's on through Teresa at five to ten.
Chance to win one thousand dollars. Listen for the keyword
entered at the buzz dot com NonStop nooner pick your

(02:03:56):
tickets with him on the one o'clock hour. That's it.
Have an awesome day, everybody, USA, O USA? What time
is this hockey game?

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
Seven o'clock ESPN? If you're not watching your Patriot?

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
All right, don't we have hockey onesies? We do have hockey.
We have USA onesies. I need to pull those bad
boys out. It's a perfect time for that. Yeah. Keep
us nice and warm, all right, go USA. Guys. We're
on a twenty hour break. We're back tomorrow. Wrap up
this week, AMF Well, wasn't that fun?

Speaker 4 (02:04:39):
If you missed any of the show today, All the
good Stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the
world famous Ron Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com.