December 11, 2024 • 11 mins
Mr. Skin joins the show to give us his 2024 Anatomy Awards
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I've been talking to this guy my entire
morning show career.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I did it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's twenty one years here now, four years in New Orleans.
He started his website up somewhere around the same time
I started doing mornings, and I've seen this thing from
the ground up, you know, and his bank account looks
a lot different than mine.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mister Skin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
We go way back, man, we go way back.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we do. You know, I know everything. Uh, Skin employees.
How many Skin employees do you currently have?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Still still hanging on to?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Forty in this day and age. Good for you, dude, Yeah,
I know That's where I was going. So you got
you got forty employees.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Into some other types of websites. But the main, mister
Skin dot com hub is still the main business that
we run. And it takes a lot of work to
go through every movie and television show looking for every
new scene. This isn't this isn't an easy job.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right, No, No, nobody thinks. I mean you're doing You're
doing the lord's work.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Are you guys? Are you having a company Christmas party?
I can't even ye.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, it's it's eight days a week.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
From tama Is it is it at a is it
at an off campus? Is it at the at the shop?
Is it at your house? Where do you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We do a secret stand up thing beforehand. We meet
at an office and then we head to a Italian restaurant.
We've been going to the same one for like seventeen
years or something. And then we go to a bar
after and have fun. So it's a it's a it's
a really fun Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is your home base? Are you still You're in Chicago right?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah? Yeah, but my people now live all over the world.
It's you know, it is ever since COVID, people have
spread out, but we still have about twenty five people
in the Chicago area that'll be at the party.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And years ago, when you know, like I said, I've
been talking to mister Skin forever my entire morning show career.
And when the Playboy Mansion was coming up for auction,
like they were it was for sale, I was begging
mister Skin to buy it. I'm like, dude, you he's
got the money too. I don't even know whatever happened
with the Playboy Mansion. Somebody must have bought it by now, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think no, they still have it. I have been
to the Playboy Mansion a couple of times, and one
of the things I thought was so neat about the
Playboy Mansion was I was at a party for a
DVD release and I remember there were women there and
they told me they were just wives of guys, and
they said, listen, if I ever go skinny dipping at
(02:33):
a party, it's going to be at this one. And
next thing you know, they jumped in the pool and
I was like, this was the greatest party ever. But
it's because it's that area of the Playboy Mansion. Women
just are like, listen, if I'm gonna do it, this
is the time. And I thought that was so neat.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You didn't never make your way in any of those
puff daddy parties, did you stop?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Thank god, thank god. I'm not that big as celebrity.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I differ, Okay, So you know, I talk about these
lists this time of year, and I'm doing less and
less of this on the show, especially with the music
list because it's all pop tarts and it's all country
stars now, so our music's never represented in these lists.
We'll do a few here and there. I always look
forward to the top ten nude scenes of the year,
and I want to pick and choose a few of these.
And I already kind of let one of the cats
(03:18):
out of the bag, and I said, because Megan Fox
is in the news and she's a big favorite of
ours here that she just made your top ten list.
Megan Fox is a legend, but she's kind of not
been nude for a number of years on the screen.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, exactly, and ever since Transformers in two thousand
and seven, Megan Fox has been a huge favorite of
guys all over the country. But she's not someone that
gets naked. In this movie Subservience, she plays a it's
a sci fi movie, and she plays a humanoid at
sim that's you could hire to your house for domestic health.
(03:53):
This husband and wife and they have kids, so they
hire Megan Fox and Rod, what do you think half
when mega your made in your house, you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Have a good time?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You get it? Yeah, had sex with the husband and
that was our number ten nude scene of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now, I listen, I never you're the best at what
you do. You and I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We're friends, so I can tell you that when things
aren't properly placed in your list, I don't mind telling
you because the year, because I was blown away, But
I think because it was such minimal nudity. But I
never thought I was going to ever get a peek
at Sophia Agara's beans, and I did in Griselda, and
(04:35):
I'm assuming the shock factor had to be like one
of the more bombshells of the year. But because it
was so minimal, I guess that's why you have that
at eight in your top ten on the year.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, it's exactly right. Listen, Sophia Vergarra, if she did
a full frontal scene, oh god, would be the number
one nude scene and maybe in the history of.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Nuts, you have to shut down the list.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, in this movie or in this series Griselda on Netflix,
where she played the Columbian drug lord Griselda Blanco, it's
a brief nude scene, but it's her first ever nuds
scene in a movie. That's why it's not higher on
the list. But it's still at number eight, and I'm
sure everyone wants to see. Even though they had to
put prosthetics on her and make up to make her
(05:15):
look bad, which was hard to do if you could imagine,
but she it's Sophia for got a topless So that's all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I have to say.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you've seen the real I thought the Griselda series
was decent. I did, but yeah, you know, it wasn't
one of those oh my god, she's so brave for
doing this. She didn't look they didn't like they didn't
they didn't monster her up. Yeah they needed a monster
he hope of. But if you see Griselda, believe me.
Sophia Bargara the wrong casting. I mean, she was great
(05:44):
in that role, but she looks nothing, nothing like the
real Griselda.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She was not a looker. She was not a looker.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Now our very own Houston's Megan the Stallion makes your list.
Now let me look the top ten nude celeb scenes
of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So it didn't have to be in a movie. Tell
me about Megan thee Stallion being at number four.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, you know, you're right. I don't do music videos
too awesome, but when an A list superstar, when an
A list superstar does nudity in a music video, it
is worthy of a top ten list. And I have
Megan v Stallion in there. In this video called Mamushie.
(06:33):
She does not show Mamushie, but she shows everything else,
and it's pretty pretty crazy. I was. I was very,
very excited that Megan v Stallion did this and it
came in at number four on our list.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about not seen this video? Is anybody? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm still I'm still trying to figure out what part
of my body on a moo she is? But okay,
thank you, I just real quick. Emma Stone the movie
Poor Things, I know a little bit about it. She's
kind of nude and weird and robotic the whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Is it number one? Is the movie any good? Because
I know there's a ton of duty.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
End Actually, she actually won a Best Actress Oscar for
Poor Things, and Emicstone came in at number two in
our list. I will warn you it is the most disturbing,
crazy movie you've ever seen something. She won an Oscar,
so it's a legit movie. And her nudity is off
the charts. There's so much nudity of Emmastone and Poor Things. Though.
It's weird and wacky and crazy, no question about it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
She's kind of like a Frankenstein monster type of thing.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I remember baby with a baby's brain, So let's do that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, Yeah, that's really really weird.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I remember that being talked about it and then finally
and I believe that we even put her on when
to me, Moore comes in at your number one TESTA,
you're gonna remember this ideal when Demi Moore went to
Instagram and she showed her kind of old, wrinkly, prosthetic,
old lady body.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
She looked like an org. No, I'm assuming the substance.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is the movie that she tips the number one
spot form.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, and she's sixty two years old. Now she's sixty
one when she did the substance, but it was her
first nudity in twenty seven years. Oh wow, Gi Jane
in nineteen ninety seven. And what's amazing is I always
people ask me what's the number one factor of a
great nude scene? And people might think it's the level
of celebrity, the body parts you show, the length of
(08:28):
the scene. But I always tell people, know that's not it.
It's the lighting. If you have all three of those
things that I just mentioned, but it's kind of murky
and dark. If you can't see anything, what good is it?
And to me more at sixty one years old and
a list actress and maybe the greatest lighting ever in
the history of a nude scene, completely nude. Yeah. By
the way, she's getting Oscar buzz for this too, So
(08:50):
to me more in the substance is our number one
nut scene.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't have to You're not gonna ruin it for me.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do we get to see to me more like how
she looks right now? Or is it always that weird
creepy old looking lady that she put on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No, no, it's it's her. It's the to me movie
you can see like in Landman. She's in the new
show Landman with Billy Bob Thorton and she looks gorgeous. Yeah,
surprising that a sixty one year old would be number one,
But as you know, actresses today at sixty look way
different than when we were kids, like in the seventies
or eighties. Like what you just a sixty year old
(09:25):
would not look like it? Not a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's our man, mister Skin, mister skin dot com. You
can go to the website, you can go see this list,
you can go and you know, it's just this amazing
website that just has every single movie ever.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Is there your helmemark every year?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What is the one still what is the holy grail
that she's never shown anything? And it's maybe the most requested,
the one that people look for the most. Who is
the skin that we haven't enjoyed yet?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Great question? I mean for me, like historically, which meaning
but older actresses, I always wish Raquel Welch would have
done a news scene, so that was always a fummer.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That good one.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Uh yeah, that she never did one. But I would
say of modern day actresses, I mean, I know, like
Christina Hendrix is one I would love to see do
a NWD scene.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
She's not done a new scene even nothing in Mad Men.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No No, and they didn't really have nudity in MAdM Yeah.
I think another one, Millicunis is one who people still love.
And she had a movie where it was body double
nudity but she yeah right, but she's but that was
(10:42):
a body double two in the picture. But she's never
done a news scene. And that's the modern day actress
that I picked people would love to see.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Great stuff as always, mister skin dot com, there's the
man that founded the whole damn thing.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He was up late at night recording.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Movies off of HBO and this list splicing VHS tapes, making,
making mixtapes.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
An obsessed mastermind.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I's got a mansion with forty Skin employees. For god's sakes,
I went the wrong direction, all right, Skin.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Continue the bat work, great talking, great, Thank you, my brother,
All right, I've been talking to this guy my entire
morning show career.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I did it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's twenty one years here now, four years in New Orleans.
He started his website up somewhere around the same time
I started doing mornings, and I've seen this thing from
the ground up, you know, and his bank account looks
a lot different than mine.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Mister Skin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
We go way back, man, we go way back.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we do. You know, I know everything. Uh, Skin employees.
How many Skin employees do you currently have?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Still still hanging on to?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Forty in this day and age. Good for you, dude, Yeah,
I know That's where I was going. So you got
you got forty employees.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Into some other types of websites. But the main, mister
Skin dot com hub is still the main business that
we run. And it takes a lot of work to
go through every movie and television show looking for every
new scene. This isn't this isn't an easy job.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right, No, No, nobody thinks. I mean you're doing You're
doing the lord's work.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Are you guys? Are you having a company Christmas party?
I can't even ye.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, it's it's eight days a week.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
From tama Is it is it at a is it
at an off campus? Is it at the at the shop?
Is it at your house? Where do you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We do a secret stand up thing beforehand. We meet
at an office and then we head to a Italian restaurant.
We've been going to the same one for like seventeen
years or something. And then we go to a bar
after and have fun. So it's a it's a it's
a really fun Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Is your home base? Are you still You're in Chicago right?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah? Yeah, but my people now live all over the world.
It's you know, it is ever since COVID, people have
spread out, but we still have about twenty five people
in the Chicago area that'll be at the party.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And years ago, when you know, like I said, I've
been talking to mister Skin forever my entire morning show career.
And when the Playboy Mansion was coming up for auction,
like they were it was for sale, I was begging
mister Skin to buy it. I'm like, dude, you he's
got the money too. I don't even know whatever happened
with the Playboy Mansion. Somebody must have bought it by now, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think no, they still have it. I have been
to the Playboy Mansion a couple of times, and one
of the things I thought was so neat about the
Playboy Mansion was I was at a party for a
DVD release and I remember there were women there and
they told me they were just wives of guys, and
they said, listen, if I ever go skinny dipping at
(02:33):
a party, it's going to be at this one. And
next thing you know, they jumped in the pool and
I was like, this was the greatest party ever. But
it's because it's that area of the Playboy Mansion. Women
just are like, listen, if I'm gonna do it, this
is the time. And I thought that was so neat.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You didn't never make your way in any of those
puff daddy parties, did you stop?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Thank god, thank god. I'm not that big as celebrity.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I differ, Okay, So you know, I talk about these
lists this time of year, and I'm doing less and
less of this on the show, especially with the music
list because it's all pop tarts and it's all country
stars now, so our music's never represented in these lists.
We'll do a few here and there. I always look
forward to the top ten nude scenes of the year,
and I want to pick and choose a few of these.
And I already kind of let one of the cats
(03:18):
out of the bag, and I said, because Megan Fox
is in the news and she's a big favorite of
ours here that she just made your top ten list.
Megan Fox is a legend, but she's kind of not
been nude for a number of years on the screen.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, exactly, and ever since Transformers in two thousand
and seven, Megan Fox has been a huge favorite of
guys all over the country. But she's not someone that
gets naked. In this movie Subservience, she plays a it's
a sci fi movie, and she plays a humanoid at
sim that's you could hire to your house for domestic health.
(03:53):
This husband and wife and they have kids, so they
hire Megan Fox and Rod, what do you think half
when mega your made in your house, you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Have a good time?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You get it? Yeah, had sex with the husband and
that was our number ten nude scene of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Now, I listen, I never you're the best at what
you do. You and I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We're friends, so I can tell you that when things
aren't properly placed in your list, I don't mind telling
you because the year, because I was blown away, But
I think because it was such minimal nudity. But I
never thought I was going to ever get a peek
at Sophia Agara's beans, and I did in Griselda, and
(04:35):
I'm assuming the shock factor had to be like one
of the more bombshells of the year. But because it
was so minimal, I guess that's why you have that
at eight in your top ten on the year.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, it's exactly right. Listen, Sophia Vergarra, if she did
a full frontal scene, oh god, would be the number
one nude scene and maybe in the history of.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Nuts, you have to shut down the list.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, in this movie or in this series Griselda on Netflix,
where she played the Columbian drug lord Griselda Blanco, it's
a brief nude scene, but it's her first ever nuds
scene in a movie. That's why it's not higher on
the list. But it's still at number eight, and I'm
sure everyone wants to see. Even though they had to
put prosthetics on her and make up to make her
(05:15):
look bad, which was hard to do if you could imagine,
but she it's Sophia for got a topless So that's all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I have to say.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you've seen the real I thought the Griselda series
was decent. I did, but yeah, you know, it wasn't
one of those oh my god, she's so brave for
doing this. She didn't look they didn't like they didn't
they didn't monster her up. Yeah they needed a monster
he hope of. But if you see Griselda, believe me.
Sophia Bargara the wrong casting. I mean, she was great
(05:44):
in that role, but she looks nothing, nothing like the
real Griselda.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She was not a looker. She was not a looker.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Now our very own Houston's Megan the Stallion makes your list.
Now let me look the top ten nude celeb scenes
of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So it didn't have to be in a movie. Tell
me about Megan thee Stallion being at number four.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, you know, you're right. I don't do music videos
too awesome, but when an A list superstar, when an
A list superstar does nudity in a music video, it
is worthy of a top ten list. And I have
Megan v Stallion in there. In this video called Mamushie.
(06:33):
She does not show Mamushie, but she shows everything else,
and it's pretty pretty crazy. I was. I was very,
very excited that Megan v Stallion did this and it
came in at number four on our list.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about not seen this video? Is anybody? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm still I'm still trying to figure out what part
of my body on a moo she is? But okay,
thank you, I just real quick. Emma Stone the movie
Poor Things, I know a little bit about it. She's
kind of nude and weird and robotic the whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Is it number one? Is the movie any good? Because
I know there's a ton of duty.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
End Actually, she actually won a Best Actress Oscar for
Poor Things, and Emicstone came in at number two in
our list. I will warn you it is the most disturbing,
crazy movie you've ever seen something. She won an Oscar,
so it's a legit movie. And her nudity is off
the charts. There's so much nudity of Emmastone and Poor Things. Though.
It's weird and wacky and crazy, no question about it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
She's kind of like a Frankenstein monster type of thing.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I remember baby with a baby's brain, So let's do that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, Yeah, that's really really weird.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I remember that being talked about it and then finally
and I believe that we even put her on when
to me, Moore comes in at your number one TESTA,
you're gonna remember this ideal when Demi Moore went to
Instagram and she showed her kind of old, wrinkly, prosthetic,
old lady body.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
She looked like an org. No, I'm assuming the substance.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is the movie that she tips the number one
spot form.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, and she's sixty two years old. Now she's sixty
one when she did the substance, but it was her
first nudity in twenty seven years. Oh wow, Gi Jane
in nineteen ninety seven. And what's amazing is I always
people ask me what's the number one factor of a
great nude scene? And people might think it's the level
of celebrity, the body parts you show, the length of
(08:28):
the scene. But I always tell people, know that's not it.
It's the lighting. If you have all three of those
things that I just mentioned, but it's kind of murky
and dark. If you can't see anything, what good is it?
And to me more at sixty one years old and
a list actress and maybe the greatest lighting ever in
the history of a nude scene, completely nude. Yeah. By
the way, she's getting Oscar buzz for this too, So
(08:50):
to me more in the substance is our number one
nut scene.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't have to You're not gonna ruin it for me.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do we get to see to me more like how
she looks right now? Or is it always that weird
creepy old looking lady that she put on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No, no, it's it's her. It's the to me movie
you can see like in Landman. She's in the new
show Landman with Billy Bob Thorton and she looks gorgeous. Yeah,
surprising that a sixty one year old would be number one,
But as you know, actresses today at sixty look way
different than when we were kids, like in the seventies
or eighties. Like what you just a sixty year old
(09:25):
would not look like it? Not a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's our man, mister Skin, mister skin dot com. You
can go to the website, you can go see this list,
you can go and you know, it's just this amazing
website that just has every single movie ever.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Is there your helmemark every year?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What is the one still what is the holy grail
that she's never shown anything? And it's maybe the most requested,
the one that people look for the most. Who is
the skin that we haven't enjoyed yet?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Great question? I mean for me, like historically, which meaning
but older actresses, I always wish Raquel Welch would have
done a news scene, so that was always a fummer.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That good one.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Uh yeah, that she never did one. But I would
say of modern day actresses, I mean, I know, like
Christina Hendrix is one I would love to see do
a NWD scene.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
She's not done a new scene even nothing in Mad Men.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No No, and they didn't really have nudity in MAdM Yeah.
I think another one, Millicunis is one who people still love.
And she had a movie where it was body double
nudity but she yeah right, but she's but that was
(10:42):
a body double two in the picture. But she's never
done a news scene. And that's the modern day actress
that I picked people would love to see.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Great stuff as always, mister skin dot com, there's the
man that founded the whole damn thing.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He was up late at night recording.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Movies off of HBO and this list splicing VHS tapes, making,
making mixtapes.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
An obsessed mastermind.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I's got a mansion with forty Skin employees. For god's sakes,
I went the wrong direction, all right, Skin.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Continue the bat work, great talking, great, Thank you, my brother,
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