Almost Everything

Almost Everything

Just a few mediocre men with important opinions and interesting stories to tell.

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June 17, 2025 28 mins

After a year of fighting the government, we've finally been given the all clear to open the vault and post these 1 year old recordings. WE'RE BACK BABY! Enjoy x

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After an incredibly long time away from the podcast, we're back with another episode in the same studio! We've got Life Hacks, Anonymous Genuine Dilemmas and more in this brand new episode of the Almost Everything Podcast. ENJOY x

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May 17, 2024 54 mins

He's here and he's majestic! Finally we have Aldo on the pod making his first special guest appearance. Sit back and enjoy this magnificent beast in action.

 

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May 3, 2024 10 mins

Tune into this instalment of the Pod to find out an exciting announcement for a brand new season coming soon!  

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December 18, 2023 70 mins

Not much to say here... it's that time of year! Merry Christmas xx

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July 30, 2023 57 mins

The 57th episode Tim special!

- Famous 57's

- Fun 57 facts

- 57 questions for Tim 

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June 19, 2023 58 mins

Hiatus...complete.

In this ep we're dusting off the vocal cords and "nothing but a good time", Tim becomes the godfather, we're not going to Ibiza and instead we go down an educational route with hindsight advice. We practice dad jokes, discuss sperm splat, the future of the pod and have riveting date conversations. Tim doesn't think hangovers are real and Lewis trips over running. So yeah, its all over the place. 

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April 30, 2023 32 mins

We're lively in this one with plenty of tangents for you all to enjoy. Tim sets a new record of days without gin, Lewis tries Prime and we discuss spending ludicrous amounts of money on tonic water. We dive into the real reason Tim got kicked out of a London club, sightseeing without taking a photo and Charlton AFC becomes the official club of the podcast.

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April 21, 2023 41 mins

What's on the agenda for this episode? So glad you asked. Tim has huge news that involves a rough job, project Great Dane is in full swing and we talk lifting numbers. A sad realisation of our age occurs and a great debate is sparked while discussing Lewis' weekend away. Winning the jackpot, becoming a beer vulture, sex dolls selling out and role play all feature in the back half of the episode so you don't want to miss this one!

 

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April 16, 2023 43 mins

This is an episode filled with tangents to rival all other tangents. Here are some main talking points:

- Saying bad things about the French

- The Easter long weekend

- Juvenile diabetes & how to eat TimTams

- Crunchy tackle award

- Closing store update

- Project Great Dane 

- The pregnant superpower

- Joining the dad bod crew

- Vandalising schools as kids 

- Politics talk... How not to vote

 

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April 8, 2023 37 mins

We get off to a rough start again but we're back with another episode to bless those earholes. In this ep we tangent ALOT, but here are some key points...

*Tims favourite number 

*Who would you want on your team?

*Don't let Tiger drive

*Project Dane Coles

*Sloppy or Firm

*Full on Koftas

*Getting hit so hard you can hear colours

*Closing down update

*Schemes are bad

*Outliers, don't worry bout it

*Trying to cancel each other

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March 31, 2023 46 mins

After a terrible intro, the boys are back again with another episode. In this addition of the pod there's a lot of sweating, sleeping pills and backyard cricket. We discuss soft play and getting kicked out of a club,  as well as falling asleep and being shirtless in a public bathroom. There's a beautiful chaos with this one and we hope you ENJOY!

 

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March 24, 2023 64 mins
Half a century wowee! Thank you everyone for the support over the past 50 eps and here's to another 150 xx   Here's how it goes... *Tim's Melbourne trip *The shop that's always closing down *When your phone listens to everything you say *'What'd we say??' - An Almost Everything Podcast Quiz *Return of the Deaf Scam *Tim's long lost poem *'Trust The Podcast'  

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March 10, 2023 39 mins

Who are these guys being so consistent? Another banger to bless your eardrums, we fight like a married couple and Tim steals the bride. A good friend of the show gets married and Tim opts for an 11 hour train trip instead of a 1 hour flight. We discuss sacrifices you make for your partners, AI robots and creaming fast, as well as silly vape flavours and the iPhone 4. It's just business as usual really.

 

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March 3, 2023 36 mins

It's a bit late but it's Tims fault.

In this episode Lewis becomes a troll under a bridge, we discuss how bad drivers are the worst, Tim has a road rage incident and a hoodie with suspenders makes a surprise appearance. We finally crown listeners of the month and some important explanations take place.

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Big one for you here everyone! (5 in 5 btw)

We discuss, mixologists, dogs in lightning, epileptics in storms, a sticky fingers review and jumbleroo returns! We have big baby news and one of us is jobless. It's just business as unusual really...

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This one's a little shorter, but boy oh boy is it jam packed!

It's all over the place, I don't even know where to begin. There's a new segment called Jumbleroo, we discuss the hectic week that's been and some key moments from it, including the Super Bowl, seeing celebrities in the wild, a v8 family car and a couple horny goats.

 

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February 8, 2023 42 mins

Wowee, 3 weeks in a row? Who are these guys!?

In the episode we cover a range of topics, from wine to toothpaste, and irrational icks to when deliveries aren't on time. We try read each others minds and Lewis gets fired up a couple times turning into a Karen. We discuss the 3 horse race, a ghost burglar and a terrible nights sleep.

 

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February 1, 2023 54 mins

Coming at you again with another ep. This one is literally all over the place so we hope you're wearing some safety equipment. Some key moments include NFL chat, the new spa boy, how Tim brushes his teeth, must watch tv series, would you rather questions with Tim, receiving an ass paddling, pubes in your teeth, a cool story with a billionaire and carp herpes.

 

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January 24, 2023 49 mins

Back once again! 

The Busy Boys are back in the studio delivering another podcast. We dive into a lot of topics with this one, including some reminiscing from 4 years ago, doing mushrooms with Michelangelo, our aspirations for the year and a soothing zen session. We cover a terrible tattoo, classic old people sayings, mining and the Indian culture.

 

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