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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Time, luck and load.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So Michael Verie Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is on the air, and now a totally random week
in review from the past. Take a guess when this was.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
She said, thank you for the early birthday wishes, but
your talk of catfish is giving me a hankering for
a filet and bowl of red beans and rice. I
know you wouldn't like it, but I mushed the filet
right up in the red bean fall.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't even like catfish, Poe Boys, I don't want
my catfish done anything else.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Catfish already falls apart the Greatest Roast of All Time.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
The NFL Superstar was the latest celect to get the
roast treatment.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
At Netflix's Greatest Roast of All Time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Becauseelle gave you an ultimatum Tozell, said you retire or
re done that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
She said to you, Tom, you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Were tired or were done. Let me tell you something,
when you got a chance to go eight and nine,
and all it will cast you is your wife and
your kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You gotta do what you gotta do. Do you understand me?
It is the best roast I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There's not even a number two that's close, and I've
watched every one of the Jeff Ross roasts every one
of them.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Who doesn't love sneakerdodle cookies?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sneakerdoodle it is probably the whitest cookie.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Something happened that slightly shook my world. Emily comes in.
She said, my dad, say, you're talking about cookies, and
she said, my favorite cookie is like, I never heard
of this COOKIEU till it had been around for about
ten years, which is typical snacker doodle it is, And
that bothered me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I went home talking about that. This Sunday's Mother's Day, guys,
one of the most special days of the year for
your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You should devote more time to celebrating the women of
your life. She's not a ball in chain. No, she's
not as quote unquote pretty as the day you met her.
The aging process is not kind. But if you see
a picture of yourself compared to her, you've put on
far more weight. You lost your hair, your feet stink,
you fart all the time. We should honor the women
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of our lives.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He's an innocent little boy. She's a single mom. She
fails his brown That's another one. It's pretty easy because
there's a tell, but only if you remember when Mother's
Day he's a child. Of course.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I didn't say it was a professional game and sanction.
I'm just saying that one's easier than some of the
others because of the Mother's Day. There's no betting allowed.
DraftKings is sponsoring the show nationwide.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now you know, for years we toiled.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
In silence out there, just a little bit plugging along,
and now all of a sudden boom every day, Hey,
so and so wants to sponsor your show. We understand
if that's not consistent with your brand. Twenty years ago
we were out there going, hey, we don't have many
listeners for the ones we do. Were the kind of
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people you want coming to your shop. Yes, you did
pantyhose just for the money? Which brand you? And Dan Pastorini?
Remember that that Dan Pastor Was that him or Joe Nama?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think it was Pastorini, wasn't it? Huh? No?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Pastor Anni laid naked in the playgirl. Yeah, because Playboy
had a playgirl. I always thought that was funny. Ain't
no girl wants to watch it, wants to look at
a man's wiener. That's the craziest thing.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, I guess they did. They sold it. Remember
when I had him on and he got embarrassed about that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, we went after the show to Carabas and he said,
you shouldn't bring that up, and I said, listen, I
want to be very clear. If I was ever in
Playgirl magazine because somebody wanted to see me naked, we
would be talking about it constantly. Okay, you need to
understand this. That is not something to be embarrassed uf
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that dude. I hate him so much because he's still
good looking at eighty seven years old.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
My wife will say, and Pam, his girl is four
years older than him, she's whatever. Women don't like you
to tell her name and show. I says, why do
you chass this deep Maytown accent, Michael?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why do you always tell people that Pam is this age?
And I say, because, sweetheart, when you're your age and
you look the way you do, you should be proud
of it. I would love for people to say, I'm sorry,
ain't fifty three. He's probably thirty eight. Nope, fifty three,
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but nobody says that. Nobody says it. If they did,
I would be happy that people go no, no, believe it
or not. He's fifty three. You can't change how old
you are. You can have an effect on how you look.
I bet Pastoring he'd look good and playgirl now they
still do Playgirl. He outlived Playgirl. How about that he's
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last one standing. They just call it play in. Both
of them, you don't know what they are. I'm not
even joking when I tell you this. If my mom
was still alive, she would consent. She would agree to
this pastor in. He's eighty seven years old. If that dude,
if there was a magazine and he was to appear
in it butt naked, it would be record sales. Houston
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would go crazy for that thing.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That'd be all these old women you've seen it, but
people that haven't seen it, women swoon for that dude,
Absolutely swoon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Johnny Caraba.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I went in to get some gift cards, and you
know one thing, I don't like Ramona's ingratitude. So I
went into I was going to Breathe MD because I
was overcoming my upper respiratory infection at the time, and
I wanted to get did I tell you this already?
I wanted to get gift cards for her whole team.
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So Johnny comes, so I called him and I said, hey,
I'm running late. I got to get to the doctor's
office before they close. And I'm sorry, I got stuck
in the studio longer than I expected. I got to
get there, get in, get out, and get back to
the studio. And if you don't mind, can you just
have somebody have five hundred dollars in gift cards fifty
dollars apiece at the front desk, and I'll run in
and I'll pay it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And they got it already rung up and they can
run my car. He said, I'll do you one better.
I'll have it brought out to you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I said, oh, you know, yes, thank you. And he
comes out, and I made the point that the dude
looks like a million dollars. He's seventy eight years old.
He's like Mac. He's got these perfectly white teeth. I'm
not questioning it looks good. Okay, he's got perfectly black hair,
all right, I'll play along. Sure, he's got great. I
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think his color is natural. I think that, like you know,
I think that might be he's just got good Italian color.
I'll tell you what his mom, Rosie if you walk
in the door right, well, it's too early. If you
walk in the door at noon today at Caraba's on Voss,
his mom will be sitting there and she's in her nineties,
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and you won't believe she's in her nineties.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She still looks so good.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
But anyway, I made the point, No, homo, Johnny Caraba
is a very good looking man, and he looks better
today than.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
He's ever looked.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He's lean, he pays somebody, he's got a stylist. He's
always dressed to the nines. And I mean he is
the look of the Master of the House. You know,
it's the French musical. He is the guy that would
you walk in hell Fellow well met. You know, Tony
Vallone always wore a nice suit, custom made suit, shoes,
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perfectly polished, his hair, perfectly combed. You know, that's just
that's a that's that's the old fact. You know, they
don't do that anymore now. It's all chef driven. You know,
you don't you don't go in and the owner is there,
and the owner, you know kind of you remember how
PG Woodhouse described Jeeves. He said he would shimmer into
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the room. That's Johnny Karrab but he just kind of
shimmers through the through the dining room, and it's just
like gold dust, father, you need a piece of Italian
cream case. He's not upselling, right, He's just oh, how's
and you go in and you know, how's n Aditita?
How's Michael t how's that first year at you? I
mean that is a skill, that is a skilled. But
apparently all these women were coming up and saying, you know,
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Michael's right, you look good. Johnny kind of embarrassed him,
but I think he liked the Chinese and fattist. Michael is.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Little Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
An illegal alien from Venezuela been arrested for stealing tankless
water heaters from new homes under construction. A former HPD
detective who is now a private investigator specializing in construction
theft believes this particular illegal is responsible for stealing hundreds
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of tankless water heaters from new homes throughout the Houston.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Area over a two year period.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I guess this bastard's just doing the work. We Americans
won't do. Yet another illegal alien in this country committing
crimes that you're paying for, So the next time. John
McCain tells you you want to pay fifty cents for
a head of lettuce instead of five cents. Yeah, I do,
absolutely do, because then I don't have to worry about
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my wife or my niece getting raped by one of
these people. And I don't have to worry about one
of them blowing up the country on election day like
the one guy that was going to And I don't
have to get hit by how many times has been
in my life now three by one on the gets out,
no speaking English, no heavy insurance. Yeah, you add up
all the costs of the illegal aliens. Yeah, you'd be
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better off just paying a little more for a head
of lettuce. That is correct the story from Fox twenty six.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Ten years ago, homebuilders nationwide lost four billion dollars a
day to construction thieves. Now it's ten billion dollars here
in the Greater Houston area.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's an epidemic.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
They've created kind of a subculture, subeconomy where they buy
and sell the stolen construction materials.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Mark Stevens is a retired Houston police detective. Now he's
a private investigator specializing in construction theft for new homebuilders.
About two years years ago we started investigating this Venezuela
national launt Isaiah Revera.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
He was targeting tankless water heaters because he drives a Honda.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He doesn't have a truck.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
To put him in, so he could fit five to
six tankless water heaters in his car. He would burglarize
five or six houses at a time, fill his car
up with all these tankless water heaters, and then drive away.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Construction sites can be busy sometimes it's hard to tell
who belongs and who doesn't.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
So he would blend in like that, and then you
see him, you know, in the garage looking around, wait
for his time, and then he would, you know, run it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Out to his car real quick and load up. How
many do you think he stole that?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Hundreds hundreds.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Mark Stevens says he had a feeling Revera would show
up in Precinct five, so he alerted two sergeants with
the Constable's office.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Sure enough, he went in and hit One night, they
walked up and he's got two or three water heaters
his back in his truck, in the trunk of his car,
and I think he was working on another one when
they walked up on him.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
It appears Rivera is in the country illegally.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I believe there's a detainer on him for ICE.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
So he shouldn't be able to bond out then.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hopefully not.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Hopefully not, because like I said, this guy's only source of.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Income was this.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Probably making a good income. Tankless water heaters, they're expensive.
His new home builders tell me that now, the amount
of theft on their job sites. You you cannot believe
they have to build that into the cost, right.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's guys that do retail construction. You know, they've all
got the They got those little panopticon you know, they
drop them down the surveillance video and it starts filming
when you walk up and it's it does the the
police lights on it, and it'll tell you you know
you're being filmed.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Uh yeah, we probably better.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Go ahead that breach immigration.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Hey, uh, I got I got seven illegal aliens trapped
in my neighbor's house right now.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
They're gone out of shape.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
Look they were, they were up there stealing his shingles,
and I I'll swipe.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
The ladder I got on trapped.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
If they're a y'all want y'all come get them.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
You got people trapped on a roof. Yeah, and let
me ask you something. They're like a like a reward
or something.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Block that block that front door, locking the illegal aliens
out there.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Back up for a second. You got how many seven
people trapped across of a house so their ladder, Yeah,
there wasn't eight.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
One shot me down the drain pipe, and I thought
he was coming to get me, and that's why I
took off running put the latter and he took off
run the other way though, And uh yeah, lots of
door damny.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Hold up, I know that they are illegal alias? Do it?
Come again? How do you know that they're illegal? Alias?
Speaker 9 (14:17):
Sheela tolmy Sheila chanting my neighbor teenage daughter. She she
made straight age last year. She's a yeah, he's starting
to rain.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Y'all gonna do y'all gonna come get them.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
It's a it's coming down pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
If what you're telling me is that you're detaining what
you believe her seven illegal asr Yes, sir, you can't
do that. Hold them against their will? Do what you
can't hold them against their will, by the hell not.
The border is more like.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
A damn state line and they're just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
I got them caught all.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
You gotta do is got them up their draft you
got you gotta come get them.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It doesn't matter. You don't have the authority.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I mean, it's it's raining. I mean you need to
you need to just come get them because it says
it's raining pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
If I were you, I would go put the ladder
back up and let them get down. Okay, I'll go
put the freaking ladder back up. Get them up on
the roof.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Well, okay, I just go, I hope, get them down
with drave their asses off, with the American flag, and
we'll give them lighting shirts and helping shirt.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
And food stamps and whatnot.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
And meanwhile, Mama can't afford prescription medicine.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It's just if you just give me an address, I
can notify the sorties and let them and see. Yeah, no, no, no,
I just I got this. I got to think. Thanks
for your time. I got it.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I got an email from Jason who says, as a child,
my parents took me and my little brother in ron
Field or maybe it was minute made already, I can't remember,
for an Astros game, and somehow I was entered into
a contest to sing take me out to the ball game.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I can't carry a.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Tune with a bucket. Somehow in a bucket, I won
tickets to the two thousand and four All Star Game
in Houston. The seats were really good. They were along
the first base dugout, and they were way closer to
the field than I'd ever been able to sit. One
of my favorite childhood memories. And then I got this
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one from Lauren. You are requesting that people call in
that won something, and I won under the leadership of
Donald J.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Trump. Missed Texas two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The pageant was televised across five states, and I won
a Ford Mustang convertible along with other prizes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And it was truly an amazing year.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Now, ramon, you know my rule, right, if somebody won,
no I got the picture. If somebody won Miss Texas
last year, you click on the picture. If they won
Miss Texas five years ago, you go, well sometimes, you know,
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but if it's eighteen years ago, you ought not click
on the picture. Just lock something in your mind. I
clicked on the picture, and then I looked her up
on the Facebook. And let's just say she'd still win
Miss Texas today. She's that good of looking and looks
like she's got a daughter, and the daughter smoke show too,
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just just same. Of course that's eighteen years, so maybe
I'm not allowed to say she's a smoke show for
a year or two yet.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But let's just say.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
She's a very, very pretty woman even to this day.
I'm not giving you her last name, you threap. Just
look up Lauren and hooke around for man or that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Big jump here is either up and or wear that
four foot dish.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
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rum Ideal.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
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Speaker 1 (18:13):
The three privates first.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
While.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The second.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you have a.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
An app or some sort of software you use on
your phone or in your truck that tells you about traffic,
you should definitely check it out. If you are headed
to the Golden Nugget in Lake Charles. Right now in
I ten West, I am being advised by Beaumont listeners
that there is a pretty nasty accident in Beaumont that
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has westbound I ten shut down at College, all traffic
being diverted. It's a nightmare. Don't even get close to it.
I tend backed up to the Nature's River Bridge. I'm
not sure about fifty nine. Well, I can guarantee you
that the other side is going to be backed up
to because idiots can't help themselves and they slow down
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because the other side.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I wish there was a way. I wish it was
like a cattle proud.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I don't want to kill anything. I mean, I don't
want to kill people, but I don't want to kill
these people. I don't want to kill anybody. I just
want to give them just a little just a little stick,
you know what I mean. And I'll give you the
list of them. Ramon people who are on their phone
and don't go when the light turns green.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
A hawk is not good enough.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Ah shoot, yeah, you'll think about that at the next
stop light, won't you. I don't know the waters or
the volts or the amps. We could work it out.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
We could test it out, you know, just a small taze.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm not trying to send anybody into heart attack. I'm
not trying to burn their skin, but I do want
to get their attention. I definitely want to get their attention.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's one.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
The other one is Eddie Martini's wife used a term
I've never heard a Mississippi swing, and that is when
you're driving and you go to turn right and you
swing out to the left. I don't understand. It's women
that do this.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I think. I don't know if they think they're driving an.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Eighteen wheeler, because you got to do that when you
got a big trailer on the back. But for your
average SUV and six kids in the back, you don't need.
Your wheelbase is not that long. You can cut that
corner a lot tighter than you think. You see these people,
it's always women, not people, and they're going to turn right,
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so they go all the way into the left lane
to line it up, so they go straight onto the
perpendicular street up straight.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
What in the hell I tell you who?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
The next one is the people who know I'm waiting
hovering in the parking lot and they come out and
I'm sorry to say this, and I'm not gonna sap her.
I'm gonna sap everybody butt her and maybe she'll get
the point, although that's not likely because my wife does it.
The people who come out of a store or a
restaurant and they got the last parking spot and you're
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waiting on them, And then, let me tell you something,
God bless her. I love my wife, so much. But
let me tell you what my wife will do. She
will come out to her vehicle. She my wife. I
think this is from growing up in India because there's
the crowd that you're always being jostled. In India, you
never have any space to breathe. Everybody's bumping into everybody
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all the time. They don't even think anything of it. It's
just crowded, just the population density. It's it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's like Black Friday at the door, you know, they
just opening it.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Up kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
And so she is unaware of anybody ever. Ever, like,
I'm bothered by everything every but somebody's chewing their gum.
I'm bothered clicking their pin. Let me have that pin
tapping their foot. Stop mosquito's buzzing.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
We got to kill it. But she doesn't notice anything.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
My bride will walk out of a restaurant and there's
cars waiting to get in there. She will go to
her suv in no particular hurry and not to be rude,
she will get in. She doesn't It could be one
hundred and five degrees outside. She doesn't turn the air
conditioning on until she gets everything set. So if you're
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coming out of surgery and she's driving.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You turn that thing on. Get me some air blowing
in here.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So she gets in, shuts the door, locks the doors,
and she begins her check down. Like a pilot on
the biggest plane. She begins her check down. She takes
the mirror like it would have changed since she went in.
She sets the mirror, She sets her side mirrors. These
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aren't mirrors that turn in.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
When you park.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay, but she checks to make sure all her She
got a checklist in her mind. She checks her seat.
She might adjust the seat. The seat didn't move from
when she went in. She goes little higher. She's little bitty,
so she'll lift it up a little higher. Oh that's
too high, and she'll go back down. And then, even
though I've shown her that you can you can push
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the brake out. Because their little legs are so short,
she gets jammed way up in there so she can
hit the brake. And I still think she has to
screech down to hit the brake. She gets everything done,
She turns the voyme. She she everything, and then she
starts it up. And then once she starts it up,
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some of them it moved. So now she read, goes
she goes search again, and you're sitting there and you
got your blinker on for her spot, and two other
spots have come open, but other people have claimed those,
and you can't go. Hey, I'm going over there. This
Asian lady's gonna be here for a while. So she
goes through the checkdown again. She sets the volume on
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the music, she doesn't like it to be too loud,
and she's starting and all that. She then wants everything
is done. She checks, you know, make sure there wasn't
anybody in the vehicle with her, you know, maybe a
baby in the vaccinat puts the brake on, looks around.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You think I'm kidding. She drops it down into reverse.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It's not intuitive, so she may accidentally got into drive
and then come back into reverse.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, I got that.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
She turns back and looks again, and then she eases out,
and I mean easees out, and there's people if.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
For whatever reason, she's driving and I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I can feel these people, you know, just all the frustration.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They placed it. Somebody sent me an email la K
E N T O l A. What kind of name
do you think that is? Ben?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm guessing Indonesia, where you think because the sock is Asian,
but it's not Chinese. I'm gonna spell it for you.
K e n t o l A is the first name,
Cantola Kintla, but it might be pronounced totally different because
you got to remember that's not the native language. They
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just put it into English, and so sometimes you know.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
What, it's not Finnish.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
First of all, nobody's from Finland, all right, you'll never
meet anybody from Finland.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So I never guessed Finland.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Number two, the sock or soaks, Okay, that tells me
it's one of the.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's not Scandinavian, It's not. It is not.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It's one of the Tiger nations. It's either going to
be Cambodian, or it's gonna be could be Tie, or
it's going to be Indonesian. Don't look it up. That's
my guess as to what it is. Gary writes, my
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wife is the same as yours. I'm fearful someone will
go to the window with a gun while she's adjusting things.
The temperature, radio and seats are set when I buy
the vehicle, never again until someone else drives it. I'm
three miles from my coffee shop across from brown Water.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Oh, that's in Brenham.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
We walk out of the house together. I'm refilling my
coffee before she arrives. By the way, there's also a
shutdown process.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh me too. That's Gary Lacamu.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Our friend owns Texas aniline dye company at about five
other companies.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Like he's Nigerian or something. He's not Nigeria. He just
owns a bunch of companies.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
John Yoakam writes, I won a trip to the US
Tennis Open and my parents stole it. As a fifteen
year old, I played tennis in the USTA. I didn't
know this, but every year they gave away a week
long trip to the US Open. I got a letter
in the mail addressed to me letting me know I
won the grand prize. I was excited and gave it
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to my parents. In the end, my parents told me
I couldn't miss that much school, So my mom and
dad went on the trip and I went to school.
There was a picture on my fridge forever of them
at the tournament, and it tormented me every day. Love
Your Show. Wendy Andres from Blanco Texas Rights. When I
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was about ten. In nineteen seventy nine, I entered the
little Miss DCC contest by right Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Apparently he says in the other one by.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Writing a little paragraph and dropping it in the box
at Sears in Fort Worth. A few years later, I
received a letter.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Sorry. A few weeks later, I received a letter saying
I had been picked.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Part of the prize was getting to go to a
party at Texas Stadium with all of the Cowboys cheerleaders.
Pretty sure that was one of the very few days.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
My dad was glad to have a daughter.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You know that guy whose parents went to the US
Open without him and how aggravated that made him. One day,
We're going to do a show on people who were
still butt hurt years later from something somebody did to
them years ago. John Wright Zar We entered a contest
years ago, and my son got to be on the
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field for the first Texans game for the coin toss.
We got the VIP treatment and my son got a
game ball. Sorry, I forgot the year, but it was
the very first game for the Texans in Houston. Have
a great day, Joshua writes my winning story. My name
is Joshua Hayworth. When I was just starting my window
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cleaning company, the company from whom I ordered all my
supplies was having one of those place in order and
you're entered to win contests for a new window cleaning
stack ladder set. It's like a sixteen hundred dollars ladder
set for working on interior windows in type places where
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you can't get an extension ladder into. I was super
low on cash and really needed that ladder. I needed
a couple other small items like a squeegee, rubber and soap,
so I placed my order for fifty two dollars. I
got a call from the company on Monday saying, you won.
It's not a huge prize, but it was huge to me.
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Have a great morning and a merry christ. That's a
nice story. I got that Lauren Lanning wrong, the woman
who was Missed Texas in two thousand and six. I
went to the Facebook and the Firstlauren Lanning I found
was a very cute blonde woman, and I just assumed
that was her. But then I realized Lauren Lanning had
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sent a picture of herself in two thousand and six
as Miss Texas two thousand and six, and she had
dark hair. There's no chance she went from that darker
hair as Miss Texas to blonde later. That just wouldn't happen, right,
So I went and looked, and now she's Lauren Lanning
Jeruskeebuska or something, some Polish guy or something the last name.
But she's still a very pretty grudge. I want to
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make that point. In the late sixties, twenty thousand SNH
green stamps from a contest held at this grocery chain
here in Houston. My parents allowed me to redeem some
of the points for a deluxe Monopoly game lots of
licking and sticking. My son won a twenty thousand dollars
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college scholarship in the CCA Star State of Texas Anglers
Rodeo contest, held annually from Memorial Day to Labor Day,
by catching the upper post speckled trout first place eight pound,
four ounce in their Star Kids division. Well, that's interesting,
that's a win. I'll count that as a win. Ramon, Lauren,
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what did you win?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Well, you were just talking about that was me. Yeah,
So Lauren Lanning and the last name is Gara Simowitz.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, it's something called right, It is Polish.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
It is Polish, Yes, sir, so, yeah, I won this
Texas USA two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Your daughter looks just like you, and your son looks
just like your husband. And then there's a little bit by. Hey,
what breed is that dog. That's a beautiful dog.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Oh he's my heart other than my son, but a
King Charles Spaniel.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh yeah, I have three of them he has.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, he has the best set of eyes on a
dog have ever.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Those things are so expressive. What a great picture.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
And well that's probably how he gets a lot of
our table food.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Probably is u. And that's a little girl. Is that
a little girl? That's your it is?
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Yes, that's that's Lillian. She was named after my husband's
mother that passed away when he was a teenager, so
we honored her.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, my problem is now you don't have monchol You
don't have perfect symmetry.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
In your family. You got one boy and one girl.
Then you go that was an oopsie baby, wasn't it.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
She was three years of IVS. She was fully planned.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh y'all want that? What does Bubba do? He he
was like a big fellow.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
He is he is a almost going to be a
senior at the Woodlands High school. But he plays varsity
football for the Woodland High School.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Oh, well that's saying something because they're good. I mean,
your husband.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
What does he do?
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Oh he used to play He used to play football
at the Woodland High School too. But he's in real
estate with his.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Family, the Gerasimosoviches, the Garrison Witches as it is.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yes,
It's that time, time, time.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Time, luck and load.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So Michael Verie Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is on the air, and now a totally random week
in review from the past. Take a guess when this was.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
She said, thank you for the early birthday wishes, but
your talk of catfish is giving me a hankering for
a filet and bowl of red beans and rice. I
know you wouldn't like it, but I mushed the filet
right up in the red bean fall.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't even like catfish, Poe Boys, I don't want
my catfish done anything else.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Catfish already falls apart the Greatest Roast of All Time.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
The NFL Superstar was the latest celect to get the
roast treatment.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
At Netflix's Greatest Roast of All Time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Becauseelle gave you an ultimatum Tozell, said you retire or
re done that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
She said to you, Tom, you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Were tired or were done. Let me tell you something,
when you got a chance to go eight and nine,
and all it will cast you is your wife and
your kids.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You gotta do what you gotta do. Do you understand me?
It is the best roast I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There's not even a number two that's close, and I've
watched every one of the Jeff Ross roasts every one
of them.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Who doesn't love sneakerdodle cookies?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sneakerdoodle it is probably the whitest cookie.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Something happened that slightly shook my world. Emily comes in.
She said, my dad, say, you're talking about cookies, and
she said, my favorite cookie is like, I never heard
of this COOKIEU till it had been around for about
ten years, which is typical snacker doodle it is, And
that bothered me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I went home talking about that. This Sunday's Mother's Day, guys,
one of the most special days of the year for
your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You should devote more time to celebrating the women of
your life. She's not a ball in chain. No, she's
not as quote unquote pretty as the day you met her.
The aging process is not kind. But if you see
a picture of yourself compared to her, you've put on
far more weight. You lost your hair, your feet stink,
you fart all the time. We should honor the women
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of our lives.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He's an innocent little boy. She's a single mom. She
fails his brown That's another one. It's pretty easy because
there's a tell, but only if you remember when Mother's
Day he's a child. Of course.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I didn't say it was a professional game and sanction.
I'm just saying that one's easier than some of the
others because of the Mother's Day. There's no betting allowed.
DraftKings is sponsoring the show nationwide.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now you know, for years we toiled.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
In silence out there, just a little bit plugging along,
and now all of a sudden boom every day, Hey,
so and so wants to sponsor your show. We understand
if that's not consistent with your brand. Twenty years ago
we were out there going, hey, we don't have many
listeners for the ones we do. Were the kind of
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people you want coming to your shop. Yes, you did
pantyhose just for the money? Which brand you? And Dan Pastorini?
Remember that that Dan Pastor Was that him or Joe Nama?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think it was Pastorini, wasn't it? Huh? No?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Pastor Anni laid naked in the playgirl. Yeah, because Playboy
had a playgirl. I always thought that was funny. Ain't
no girl wants to watch it, wants to look at
a man's wiener. That's the craziest thing.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, I guess they did. They sold it. Remember
when I had him on and he got embarrassed about that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Well, we went after the show to Carabas and he said,
you shouldn't bring that up, and I said, listen, I
want to be very clear. If I was ever in
Playgirl magazine because somebody wanted to see me naked, we
would be talking about it constantly. Okay, you need to
understand this. That is not something to be embarrassed uf
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that dude. I hate him so much because he's still
good looking at eighty seven years old.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
My wife will say, and Pam, his girl is four
years older than him, she's whatever. Women don't like you
to tell her name and show. I says, why do
you chass this deep Maytown accent, Michael?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why do you always tell people that Pam is this age?
And I say, because, sweetheart, when you're your age and
you look the way you do, you should be proud
of it. I would love for people to say, I'm sorry,
ain't fifty three. He's probably thirty eight. Nope, fifty three,
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but nobody says that. Nobody says it. If they did,
I would be happy that people go no, no, believe it
or not. He's fifty three. You can't change how old
you are. You can have an effect on how you look.
I bet Pastoring he'd look good and playgirl now they
still do Playgirl. He outlived Playgirl. How about that he's
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last one standing. They just call it play in. Both
of them, you don't know what they are. I'm not
even joking when I tell you this. If my mom
was still alive, she would consent. She would agree to
this pastor in. He's eighty seven years old. If that dude,
if there was a magazine and he was to appear
in it butt naked, it would be record sales. Houston
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would go crazy for that thing.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That'd be all these old women you've seen it, but
people that haven't seen it, women swoon for that dude,
Absolutely swoon.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Johnny Caraba.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I went in to get some gift cards, and you
know one thing, I don't like Ramona's ingratitude. So I
went into I was going to Breathe MD because I
was overcoming my upper respiratory infection at the time, and
I wanted to get did I tell you this already?
I wanted to get gift cards for her whole team.
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So Johnny comes, so I called him and I said, hey,
I'm running late. I got to get to the doctor's
office before they close. And I'm sorry, I got stuck
in the studio longer than I expected. I got to
get there, get in, get out, and get back to
the studio. And if you don't mind, can you just
have somebody have five hundred dollars in gift cards fifty
dollars apiece at the front desk, and I'll run in
and I'll pay it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And they got it already rung up and they can
run my car. He said, I'll do you one better.
I'll have it brought out to you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I said, oh, you know, yes, thank you. And he
comes out, and I made the point that the dude
looks like a million dollars. He's seventy eight years old.
He's like Mac. He's got these perfectly white teeth. I'm
not questioning it looks good. Okay, he's got perfectly black hair,
all right, I'll play along. Sure, he's got great. I
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think his color is natural. I think that, like you know,
I think that might be he's just got good Italian color.
I'll tell you what his mom, Rosie if you walk
in the door right, well, it's too early. If you
walk in the door at noon today at Caraba's on Voss,
his mom will be sitting there and she's in her nineties,
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and you won't believe she's in her nineties.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She still looks so good.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
But anyway, I made the point, No, homo, Johnny Caraba
is a very good looking man, and he looks better
today than.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
He's ever looked.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He's lean, he pays somebody, he's got a stylist. He's
always dressed to the nines. And I mean he is
the look of the Master of the House. You know,
it's the French musical. He is the guy that would
you walk in hell Fellow well met. You know, Tony
Vallone always wore a nice suit, custom made suit, shoes,
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perfectly polished, his hair, perfectly combed. You know, that's just
that's a that's that's the old fact. You know, they
don't do that anymore now. It's all chef driven. You know,
you don't you don't go in and the owner is there,
and the owner, you know kind of you remember how
PG Woodhouse described Jeeves. He said he would shimmer into
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the room. That's Johnny Karrab but he just kind of
shimmers through the through the dining room, and it's just
like gold dust, father, you need a piece of Italian
cream case. He's not upselling, right, He's just oh, how's
and you go in and you know, how's n Aditita?
How's Michael t how's that first year at you? I
mean that is a skill, that is a skilled. But
apparently all these women were coming up and saying, you know,
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Michael's right, you look good. Johnny kind of embarrassed him,
but I think he liked the Chinese and fattist. Michael is.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Little Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
An illegal alien from Venezuela been arrested for stealing tankless
water heaters from new homes under construction. A former HPD
detective who is now a private investigator specializing in construction
theft believes this particular illegal is responsible for stealing hundreds
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of tankless water heaters from new homes throughout the Houston.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Area over a two year period.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I guess this bastard's just doing the work. We Americans
won't do. Yet another illegal alien in this country committing
crimes that you're paying for, So the next time. John
McCain tells you you want to pay fifty cents for
a head of lettuce instead of five cents. Yeah, I do,
absolutely do, because then I don't have to worry about
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my wife or my niece getting raped by one of
these people. And I don't have to worry about one
of them blowing up the country on election day like
the one guy that was going to And I don't
have to get hit by how many times has been
in my life now three by one on the gets out,
no speaking English, no heavy insurance. Yeah, you add up
all the costs of the illegal aliens. Yeah, you'd be
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better off just paying a little more for a head
of lettuce. That is correct the story from Fox twenty six.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Ten years ago, homebuilders nationwide lost four billion dollars a
day to construction thieves. Now it's ten billion dollars here
in the Greater Houston area.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's an epidemic.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
They've created kind of a subculture, subeconomy where they buy
and sell the stolen construction materials.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Mark Stevens is a retired Houston police detective. Now he's
a private investigator specializing in construction theft for new homebuilders.
About two years years ago we started investigating this Venezuela
national launt Isaiah Revera.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
He was targeting tankless water heaters because he drives a Honda.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He doesn't have a truck.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
To put him in, so he could fit five to
six tankless water heaters in his car. He would burglarize
five or six houses at a time, fill his car
up with all these tankless water heaters, and then drive away.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Construction sites can be busy sometimes it's hard to tell
who belongs and who doesn't.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
So he would blend in like that, and then you
see him, you know, in the garage looking around, wait
for his time, and then he would, you know, run it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Out to his car real quick and load up. How
many do you think he stole that?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Hundreds hundreds.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Mark Stevens says he had a feeling Revera would show
up in Precinct five, so he alerted two sergeants with
the Constable's office.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Sure enough, he went in and hit One night, they
walked up and he's got two or three water heaters
his back in his truck, in the trunk of his car,
and I think he was working on another one when
they walked up on him.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
It appears Rivera is in the country illegally.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I believe there's a detainer on him for ICE.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
So he shouldn't be able to bond out then.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hopefully not.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Hopefully not, because like I said, this guy's only source of.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Income was this.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Probably making a good income. Tankless water heaters, they're expensive.
His new home builders tell me that now, the amount
of theft on their job sites. You you cannot believe
they have to build that into the cost, right.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's guys that do retail construction. You know, they've all
got the They got those little panopticon you know, they
drop them down the surveillance video and it starts filming
when you walk up and it's it does the the
police lights on it, and it'll tell you you know
you're being filmed.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Uh yeah, we probably better.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Go ahead that breach immigration.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Hey, uh, I got I got seven illegal aliens trapped
in my neighbor's house right now.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
They're gone out of shape.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
Look they were, they were up there stealing his shingles,
and I I'll swipe.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
The ladder I got on trapped.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
If they're a y'all want y'all come get them.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
You got people trapped on a roof. Yeah, and let
me ask you something. They're like a like a reward
or something.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Block that block that front door, locking the illegal aliens
out there.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Back up for a second. You got how many seven
people trapped across of a house so their ladder, Yeah,
there wasn't eight.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
One shot me down the drain pipe, and I thought
he was coming to get me, and that's why I
took off running put the latter and he took off
run the other way though, And uh yeah, lots of
door damny.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Hold up, I know that they are illegal alias? Do it?
Come again? How do you know that they're illegal? Alias?
Speaker 9 (14:17):
Sheela tolmy Sheila chanting my neighbor teenage daughter. She she
made straight age last year. She's a yeah, he's starting
to rain.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Y'all gonna do y'all gonna come get them.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
It's a it's coming down pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
If what you're telling me is that you're detaining what
you believe her seven illegal asr Yes, sir, you can't
do that. Hold them against their will? Do what you
can't hold them against their will, by the hell not.
The border is more like.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
A damn state line and they're just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
I got them caught all.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
You gotta do is got them up their draft you
got you gotta come get them.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It doesn't matter. You don't have the authority.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
I mean, it's it's raining. I mean you need to
you need to just come get them because it says
it's raining pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
If I were you, I would go put the ladder
back up and let them get down. Okay, I'll go
put the freaking ladder back up. Get them up on
the roof.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Well, okay, I just go, I hope, get them down
with drave their asses off, with the American flag, and
we'll give them lighting shirts and helping shirt.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
And food stamps and whatnot.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
And meanwhile, Mama can't afford prescription medicine.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It's just if you just give me an address, I
can notify the sorties and let them and see. Yeah, no, no, no,
I just I got this. I got to think. Thanks
for your time. I got it.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I got an email from Jason who says, as a child,
my parents took me and my little brother in ron
Field or maybe it was minute made already, I can't remember,
for an Astros game, and somehow I was entered into
a contest to sing take me out to the ball game.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I can't carry a.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Tune with a bucket. Somehow in a bucket, I won
tickets to the two thousand and four All Star Game
in Houston. The seats were really good. They were along
the first base dugout, and they were way closer to
the field than I'd ever been able to sit. One
of my favorite childhood memories. And then I got this
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one from Lauren. You are requesting that people call in
that won something, and I won under the leadership of
Donald J.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Trump. Missed Texas two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The pageant was televised across five states, and I won
a Ford Mustang convertible along with other prizes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And it was truly an amazing year.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Now, ramon, you know my rule, right, if somebody won,
no I got the picture. If somebody won Miss Texas
last year, you click on the picture. If they won
Miss Texas five years ago, you go, well sometimes, you know,
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but if it's eighteen years ago, you ought not click
on the picture. Just lock something in your mind. I
clicked on the picture, and then I looked her up
on the Facebook. And let's just say she'd still win
Miss Texas today. She's that good of looking and looks
like she's got a daughter, and the daughter smoke show too,
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just just same. Of course that's eighteen years, so maybe
I'm not allowed to say she's a smoke show for
a year or two yet.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But let's just say.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
She's a very, very pretty woman even to this day.
I'm not giving you her last name, you threap. Just
look up Lauren and hooke around for man or that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Big jump here is either up and or wear that
four foot dish.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
The Michael Verry Shows, the Evil Can Evil Stunt Cycle
rum Ideal.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Brodect Can products can for them.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The three privates first.
Speaker 10 (18:14):
While.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The second.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you have a.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
An app or some sort of software you use on
your phone or in your truck that tells you about traffic,
you should definitely check it out. If you are headed
to the Golden Nugget in Lake Charles. Right now in
I ten West, I am being advised by Beaumont listeners
that there is a pretty nasty accident in Beaumont that
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has westbound I ten shut down at College, all traffic
being diverted. It's a nightmare. Don't even get close to it.
I tend backed up to the Nature's River Bridge. I'm
not sure about fifty nine. Well, I can guarantee you
that the other side is going to be backed up
to because idiots can't help themselves and they slow down
(19:15):
because the other side.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I wish there was a way. I wish it was
like a cattle proud.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I don't want to kill anything. I mean, I don't
want to kill people, but I don't want to kill
these people. I don't want to kill anybody. I just
want to give them just a little just a little stick,
you know what I mean. And I'll give you the
list of them. Ramon people who are on their phone
and don't go when the light turns green.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
A hawk is not good enough.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Ah shoot, yeah, you'll think about that at the next
stop light, won't you. I don't know the waters or
the volts or the amps. We could work it out.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
We could test it out, you know, just a small taze.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm not trying to send anybody into heart attack. I'm
not trying to burn their skin, but I do want
to get their attention. I definitely want to get their attention.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's one.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
The other one is Eddie Martini's wife used a term
I've never heard a Mississippi swing, and that is when
you're driving and you go to turn right and you
swing out to the left. I don't understand. It's women
that do this.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I think. I don't know if they think they're driving an.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Eighteen wheeler, because you got to do that when you
got a big trailer on the back. But for your
average SUV and six kids in the back, you don't need.
Your wheelbase is not that long. You can cut that
corner a lot tighter than you think. You see these people,
it's always women, not people, and they're going to turn right,
(20:53):
so they go all the way into the left lane
to line it up, so they go straight onto the
perpendicular street up straight.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
What in the hell I tell you who?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
The next one is the people who know I'm waiting
hovering in the parking lot and they come out and
I'm sorry to say this, and I'm not gonna sap her.
I'm gonna sap everybody butt her and maybe she'll get
the point, although that's not likely because my wife does it.
The people who come out of a store or a
restaurant and they got the last parking spot and you're
(21:24):
waiting on them, And then, let me tell you something,
God bless her. I love my wife, so much. But
let me tell you what my wife will do. She
will come out to her vehicle. She my wife. I
think this is from growing up in India because there's
the crowd that you're always being jostled. In India, you
never have any space to breathe. Everybody's bumping into everybody
(21:47):
all the time. They don't even think anything of it. It's
just crowded, just the population density. It's it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's like Black Friday at the door, you know, they
just opening it.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Up kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
And so she is unaware of anybody ever. Ever, like,
I'm bothered by everything every but somebody's chewing their gum.
I'm bothered clicking their pin. Let me have that pin
tapping their foot. Stop mosquito's buzzing.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
We got to kill it. But she doesn't notice anything.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
My bride will walk out of a restaurant and there's
cars waiting to get in there. She will go to
her suv in no particular hurry and not to be rude,
she will get in. She doesn't It could be one
hundred and five degrees outside. She doesn't turn the air
conditioning on until she gets everything set. So if you're
(22:43):
coming out of surgery and she's driving.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You turn that thing on. Get me some air blowing
in here.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So she gets in, shuts the door, locks the doors,
and she begins her check down. Like a pilot on
the biggest plane. She begins her check down. She takes
the mirror like it would have changed since she went in.
She sets the mirror, She sets her side mirrors. These
(23:10):
aren't mirrors that turn in.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
When you park.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay, but she checks to make sure all her She
got a checklist in her mind. She checks her seat.
She might adjust the seat. The seat didn't move from
when she went in. She goes little higher. She's little bitty,
so she'll lift it up a little higher. Oh that's
too high, and she'll go back down. And then, even
though I've shown her that you can you can push
(23:34):
the brake out. Because their little legs are so short,
she gets jammed way up in there so she can
hit the brake. And I still think she has to
screech down to hit the brake. She gets everything done,
She turns the voyme. She she everything, and then she
starts it up. And then once she starts it up,
(23:56):
some of them it moved. So now she read, goes
she goes search again, and you're sitting there and you
got your blinker on for her spot, and two other
spots have come open, but other people have claimed those,
and you can't go. Hey, I'm going over there. This
Asian lady's gonna be here for a while. So she
goes through the checkdown again. She sets the volume on
(24:17):
the music, she doesn't like it to be too loud,
and she's starting and all that. She then wants everything
is done. She checks, you know, make sure there wasn't
anybody in the vehicle with her, you know, maybe a
baby in the vaccinat puts the brake on, looks around.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You think I'm kidding. She drops it down into reverse.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It's not intuitive, so she may accidentally got into drive
and then come back into reverse.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, I got that.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
She turns back and looks again, and then she eases out,
and I mean easees out, and there's people if.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
For whatever reason, she's driving and I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I can feel these people, you know, just all the frustration.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They placed it. Somebody sent me an email la K
E N T O l A. What kind of name
do you think that is? Ben?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm guessing Indonesia, where you think because the sock is Asian,
but it's not Chinese. I'm gonna spell it for you.
K e n t o l A is the first name,
Cantola Kintla, but it might be pronounced totally different because
you got to remember that's not the native language. They
(25:38):
just put it into English, and so sometimes you know.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
What, it's not Finnish.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
First of all, nobody's from Finland, all right, you'll never
meet anybody from Finland.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So I never guessed Finland.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Number two, the sock or soaks, Okay, that tells me
it's one of the.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's not Scandinavian, It's not. It is not.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It's one of the Tiger nations. It's either going to
be Cambodian, or it's gonna be could be Tie, or
it's going to be Indonesian. Don't look it up. That's
my guess as to what it is. Gary writes, my
(26:27):
wife is the same as yours. I'm fearful someone will
go to the window with a gun while she's adjusting things.
The temperature, radio and seats are set when I buy
the vehicle, never again until someone else drives it. I'm
three miles from my coffee shop across from brown Water.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Oh, that's in Brenham.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
We walk out of the house together. I'm refilling my
coffee before she arrives. By the way, there's also a
shutdown process.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh me too. That's Gary Lacamu.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Our friend owns Texas aniline dye company at about five
other companies.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Like he's Nigerian or something. He's not Nigeria. He just
owns a bunch of companies.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
John Yoakam writes, I won a trip to the US
Tennis Open and my parents stole it. As a fifteen
year old, I played tennis in the USTA. I didn't
know this, but every year they gave away a week
long trip to the US Open. I got a letter
in the mail addressed to me letting me know I
won the grand prize. I was excited and gave it
(27:27):
to my parents. In the end, my parents told me
I couldn't miss that much school, So my mom and
dad went on the trip and I went to school.
There was a picture on my fridge forever of them
at the tournament, and it tormented me every day. Love
Your Show. Wendy Andres from Blanco Texas Rights. When I
(27:47):
was about ten. In nineteen seventy nine, I entered the
little Miss DCC contest by right Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Apparently he says in the other one by.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Writing a little paragraph and dropping it in the box
at Sears in Fort Worth. A few years later, I
received a letter.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Sorry. A few weeks later, I received a letter saying
I had been picked.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Part of the prize was getting to go to a
party at Texas Stadium with all of the Cowboys cheerleaders.
Pretty sure that was one of the very few days.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
My dad was glad to have a daughter.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
You know that guy whose parents went to the US
Open without him and how aggravated that made him. One day,
We're going to do a show on people who were
still butt hurt years later from something somebody did to
them years ago. John Wright Zar We entered a contest
years ago, and my son got to be on the
(28:41):
field for the first Texans game for the coin toss.
We got the VIP treatment and my son got a
game ball. Sorry, I forgot the year, but it was
the very first game for the Texans in Houston. Have
a great day, Joshua writes my winning story. My name
is Joshua Hayworth. When I was just starting my window
(29:03):
cleaning company, the company from whom I ordered all my
supplies was having one of those place in order and
you're entered to win contests for a new window cleaning
stack ladder set. It's like a sixteen hundred dollars ladder
set for working on interior windows in type places where
(29:23):
you can't get an extension ladder into. I was super
low on cash and really needed that ladder. I needed
a couple other small items like a squeegee, rubber and soap,
so I placed my order for fifty two dollars. I
got a call from the company on Monday saying, you won.
It's not a huge prize, but it was huge to me.
(29:46):
Have a great morning and a merry christ. That's a
nice story. I got that Lauren Lanning wrong, the woman
who was Missed Texas in two thousand and six. I
went to the Facebook and the Firstlauren Lanning I found
was a very cute blonde woman, and I just assumed
that was her. But then I realized Lauren Lanning had
(30:07):
sent a picture of herself in two thousand and six
as Miss Texas two thousand and six, and she had
dark hair. There's no chance she went from that darker
hair as Miss Texas to blonde later. That just wouldn't happen, right,
So I went and looked, and now she's Lauren Lanning
Jeruskeebuska or something, some Polish guy or something the last name.
But she's still a very pretty grudge. I want to
(30:27):
make that point. In the late sixties, twenty thousand SNH
green stamps from a contest held at this grocery chain
here in Houston. My parents allowed me to redeem some
of the points for a deluxe Monopoly game lots of
licking and sticking. My son won a twenty thousand dollars
(30:50):
college scholarship in the CCA Star State of Texas Anglers
Rodeo contest, held annually from Memorial Day to Labor Day,
by catching the upper post speckled trout first place eight pound,
four ounce in their Star Kids division. Well, that's interesting,
that's a win. I'll count that as a win. Ramon, Lauren,
(31:13):
what did you win?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Well, you were just talking about that was me. Yeah,
So Lauren Lanning and the last name is Gara Simowitz.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, it's something called right, It is Polish.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
It is Polish, Yes, sir, so, yeah, I won this
Texas USA two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Your daughter looks just like you, and your son looks
just like your husband. And then there's a little bit by. Hey,
what breed is that dog. That's a beautiful dog.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Oh he's my heart other than my son, but a
King Charles Spaniel.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh yeah, I have three of them he has.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, he has the best set of eyes on a
dog have ever.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Those things are so expressive. What a great picture.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
And well that's probably how he gets a lot of
our table food.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Probably is u. And that's a little girl. Is that
a little girl? That's your it is?
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Yes, that's that's Lillian. She was named after my husband's
mother that passed away when he was a teenager, so
we honored her.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, my problem is now you don't have monchol You
don't have perfect symmetry.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
In your family. You got one boy and one girl.
Then you go that was an oopsie baby, wasn't it.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
No?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
She was three years of IVS. She was fully planned.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh y'all want that? What does Bubba do? He he
was like a big fellow.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
He is he is a almost going to be a
senior at the Woodlands High school. But he plays varsity
football for the Woodland High School.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Oh, well that's saying something because they're good. I mean,
your husband.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
What does he do?
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Oh he used to play He used to play football
at the Woodland High School too. But he's in real
estate with his.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Family, the Gerasimosoviches, the Garrison Witches as it is.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yes,
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