AM Show HR 3 - The Best Of The Michael Berry Show For 12-25-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, it's hard to find something unique for somebody nowadays.
Last year, my wife gave me a star as a
Christmas gift. I thought that was so sweet and so thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It came with a certificate, hid a chart to show
you where it was in the sky.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
They named it after me.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
It was really great.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
And then it dawned to me that most of the
stars that we see in the sky don't exist anymore.
They burnt out years ago, and we're seeing the light
coming from white years away at us. So basically, last
year my wife got me nothing. She may as well
have gotten me a gift card from Blockbuster Video. I mean,

(00:35):
you know, Amazon said that if I like a star,
well I might also like an echo from the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Our creative director Jim Mudd, who joined the show. Actually
I was going to say earlier this year, but actually
it was in November of last year. We found out
in September that we would be guest hosting for the
Rush Limbaugh Show, but we were asked not to announce
that yet, but we began preparing for the It was

(01:06):
about ten days at Christmas, and so I brought Jim
Mudd on to help us staff up, and it was
kind of a trial run to see if he was
going to be able to keep up, because we produce
a lot and well, i'll leave it at that, not
everyone could keep up, and it turned out he was
such a great addition to the show that he developed
into being our creative director and it's been a big

(01:30):
boon to our show and a lot of times, a
lot of segments we do, he will pull together a
news story and maybe some audio and audio clip to
go with that, or he might write a parody. Chance
McClain makes a lot of our funny songs, but Jim
has also started writing more and more of our parodies.
And whether it's a song that's chosen to go with

(01:51):
a segment or soundclip or parody, he will write a
little background for us as to why he wrote that,
And the background is not meant to be shared on air.
It's not part of the segment. It's just for us
to know why he considered that newsworthy. And a lot
of times I will take what he has written and
I will work that into my own narrative. I'll call

(02:13):
it my truth. Ramon my truth. Letna start using liberal language.
I will speak my truth I will find my voice anyway.
I'll take what he's written about something and I'll say, well,
that's not accurate, that's not my perspective. But here, let
me make it my perspective. And he will have been
the conversation starter. But he wrote a little background for us,

(02:34):
and I liked it so much that I asked him
to record what he had written for y'all to hear
from Jim at Christmas in his own voice, really ramon,
that's what you seriously.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
As I get older, I find myself reflecting on the
Christmases of my childhood. I look back and I long
for those days. I remember that my parents will let
us open one gift, and that was before we went
to my grandma's house. It was always the Christmas outfit
and new shoes that we would wear to Grandma's and
then later to church, and we would always get excited,
and not because we were happy to get some nice clothes. No,

(03:12):
it was because we knew it was time to get
ready and go to Grandmas soon. Christmas at Grandma's was
the best. Everyone was there, all my aunts, uncles and cousins,
and they would be dressed up too, and they were
happy to see you. Now, my grandma only lived three
blocks away from us, and I used to walk down
there all the time. But on Christmas, she may as
well have been across the country because that drive took forever. Now,

(03:33):
Dad would pull up and let Mom out in front
of the house, and I would ride with them to
find a spot to park the car. Now, we had
a big family, so there were a lot of people
there and you had to find a spot down the
street to park. I know now that this was more
than just my dad making me feel like I've grown up,
because you know, he needed help with the presents. Now,
it really was him showing me that my mom was
worth letting out at the door. He didn't want her
to walk all the way down the street and her

(03:55):
good shoes and they were probably new too, and you
know how new shoes can be. We would get the
gifts that we brought for the gift exchange and head
to the house. Now, when we walked through that back door,
everyone agrees with a hug and a Merry Christmas. My
grandma would have the biggest smile on her face, probably
because I was her favorite. It's a fact. Everyone knew it.
Everyone knew that I was the favorite, but a little

(04:16):
bit because it was Christmas. She would give you a
big hug and tell you to go put your coat
in Grandpa's room. Now, Grandma and Grandpa slept in separate
rooms at this point, and if you asked them why
they slept in separate rooms, they would both say that
the other one snored too loud and they couldn't sleep.
Besides the warm welcome, the smell of Grandma's house was amazing.
The smell of food and baked goods, cookies, pies, I

(04:38):
mean it filled the air. My grandma, and I'm sure
like yours was a great cook. Sinatra, Jerry Mathis, Nat
King Cole Elvis was surely playing on the stereo at
a volume just loud enough to be heard under the
conversation happening throughout the house. Now, as a kid, you're
excited about getting presents. Now that I'm all grown up,

(04:58):
I really can't remember anything that ever got a Grandma's Honestly,
not one thing. Turns out it wasn't as important as
I thought at the time. Now, I do remember one
gift that my grandpa got my grandma. He was so
excited to give it to her. He rapped it all
by himself, and he waited to the very end of
the gift exchange for her to open it. She was
all smiles opening that box. But let me give you

(05:20):
some background on my grandpa. He was not the romantic type,
not at all. Now. He loved my grandma, he had
or her. He worshiped the ground she walked on. But
he was not the romantic type, and he wasn't going
to get her jewelry or anything like that. He was practical.
He had grown up on a farm during the Depression
and fought the Nazis. He worked at the gas company
for forty years and fished every weekend. He was very
much a function overformed kind of fellow. So when she

(05:43):
opened her present to find a shiny, brand new fire
extinguisher for the house, she shouldn't have been as surprised
as she was. He was beaming and she was seething.
You see, Grandpa thought that that extinguisher was a sign
of just how much he loved her. He wanted her
to be safe if in a fire broke out, and
he took that fire extinguisher and he mounted it on
the wall right outside her bedroom door. Now, that fire

(06:05):
extinguisher outlasted Grandma and was still hanging on the wall
when Grandpa sold the house fifteen years later. It was
a lasting monument of his love to her. I can
never go back and relive those moments. Those are gone forever.
But I still carry with me the greatest gift that
I've ever received at Grandma's house, the love that was
in that house. That love is what I bring with

(06:25):
me as I make the rounds this Christmas. The love
from Grandma's house is the love that my kids will
carry with them as they get older and have families
of their own. That love has endured longer than any
material gift ever could longer, even than that fire extinguisher.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't have a monkey pox, can't bend over to them,
wear my socks.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I think Michael Berry.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Rock, Michael Very's show.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Oh Holy night, the stars are right, we shine. It
is the knight of Hardy SATs burn.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Longly, the world.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Insane and replied.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Till he honey.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
And soul felt its well.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
A Threll love.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Lowy reworld rejoice, says before yonder.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
A new one long small.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
On on the first day of Kuans my children's asd
it me Mama, what is Kwanza for anyway? On the
second day of kwans to some lady boyther me, I
curse her out, and I say, no, I don't want
no old of.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Meal pictures and quick colin over here. On that third
day of.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Kwans I went out to the stove. I need beer
and cigarettes, but they was closed, so I smashed out
the windows, did a drive by and cursed mall hour.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
On the fourth day of.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Kuan so I turned on the TV Young and the Restless,
all of my children's one day, two lives, and then
oh broh. At four old clock on the fifth day
of kuans, my check came.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
In the mail a FBC.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Thank you Lord. I said, come on, kids, let's go
to the stove for some colored greensham hocks and some cheese.
On the sixth day of Quantz, the police rang the bell.
They served a warrant. I nearly passed it out, but
it was okay. Someone money had said I stole her wiks,

(09:16):
but I told them all I would give them back anyway.
On their self day off Kwanza, I voted myself a drink,
a drank, sarted ounces God really full, then lost my mind.
I drove down the street, cursing out everyone I saw.

(09:36):
Then I bashed the katak upside of Dirk Queen. On
the eighth day of Kwanza, I bought a TV guy.
Not much had happened. I was hungover from a bad
headache from schlitzmot liquor.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I try to stay home and be quiet, take my
nerve pills. You can just feel quantsa.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
In the air.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
On the ninth day of kuans that I painted all
my nails two shades of perf for one shade of turquoise.
Stoat on some glitter. Did I'm up real nice? I
had looked bit good.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Then I drove on down two.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Pop Eyes, bought me some chicken, and I stayed at
home and looked at TV. On the tails day of quans,
the shoplifting was the thing. Ten now or Lady's nine
little candles, eight canser tuna fish, seven little nicknackt, six
pack of Budweiser, five lee press on nails, four pieces

(10:41):
of gum, three large fries. Two days back in jail,
it was Kwan's, Uh, what the hell? On the eleventh
day of Kuans, I got out on me parole.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
I rolled a big Joink went down to.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Church and talked all out my head. God happen, shouted,
passed out on holiday call nine one one, and the
Lord set me free, gave my testa money, steps on home,
didn't even remember where I stayed, and I woke up
real hungry and confused.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
Lloyd.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
On the twelfth day of Quins.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
My children's gathered around me, Lincoln and Alvera, Ruganlo Lemangelo
and around Gelo ten Acton and Tim, Tasia, Kim Martina
and Filopia, Shadda and Shamika, von Keisha and Simonella Chlamedia, Champagne,
d My Torria, Saska, Tune Cheito and school Keisha. And

(11:44):
it had really started to feel more like it.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
It was getting near.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Quin I do love me some Shirley ce lickor romote.
Every time you hear the twelve Days of Quanzo, what
immediately comes to mind? The Twelve Days of Christmas. No,
you're lying, then tell me what it's about. Tell me

(12:11):
what it's about. Then I'm gonna look it up real quick.
While I'm looking it up, tell me the gist of
the movie. It's like groundhog Day for some girl reliving
the same date over and over on Christmas Eve. Okay,
let me see what this says. A story that follows Kate,
a young woman who, after a horrible blind date on

(12:34):
Christmas Eve, wakes up to find she is reliving that
same day and date all over again. Okay, I'm sorry
I ever doubted you. Well. It always makes me think
of Chance McLean's Twelve Days of Christmas Joe Biden version.

Speaker 11 (12:56):
On the first day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to
me my son Hunters cray on masterpiece. On the second
day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to me two
weeks of shutdowns and his son Hunters gray on masterpiece.
On the third day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave
to me boone doggle, two more weeks of shutdowns, and

(13:19):
his son Hunters cray on masterpiece.

Speaker 12 (13:23):
On the fourth day of Chris, Miss.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Joe Biden gave to me four trillion dollar boon doggle,
two more weeks of shutdowns, and his son's useless pray
on masterpiece.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
On the fifth day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave
to me five come on Man, four.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
Trillion dollar boon doggle, two months of shutdowns and his
son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece.

Speaker 12 (13:50):
On the sixth day of Chris, Miss.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Joe Biden gave to me six Kamala cackles, five come
on Man, four trillion dollar boon dogle, two more months
of shutdowns, and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece. On
the seventh day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to
me seventh wawell, six Kamala.

Speaker 10 (14:14):
Cackles, five come on Man, four.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Trillion dollar boon, doggle, two more months of shutdowns, and
his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
On the eighth day of Chris, Miss.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Joe Biden gave to me eight feds of fake and
seven s wallwell, six Kamaala cackles, five come on man,
come four trillion dollar boon doggle, two more months of shutdowns,
and his son Stupid Gray on Masterpiece. On the ninth
day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave to me nine

(14:50):
sake circle backs, eight feds of faking.

Speaker 14 (14:53):
Seven s wawell, six Kamala cackles, come to come on man,
come f trillion dollar boon doggle, two more months of shutdowns,
and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece.

Speaker 15 (15:07):
On the tenth day of Chris, Miss Joe.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Biden gave to me ten percent inflation, nine Psaki circle backs,
eight feds of baking.

Speaker 10 (15:15):
Seven s wahwell six, Kamala cackles five, Come on Man, four.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Trillion dollar boon doggle, two more months of shutdowns, and
his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece.

Speaker 16 (15:29):
On the eleventh day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave
to me eleven dirty doctors, ten percent inflation, nine Saki
circle backs, eight feds of baking, sevens wahwell six, Kamala
cackles five, Come on Man.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Four trillion dollar boon dogle, two more months of shutdowns,
and his son Hunters Gray on Masterpiece.

Speaker 15 (15:54):
On the twelfth day of Chris, Miss Joe Biden gave
to me twelve months of failure, eleven dirty doctors, ten
percent inflation, nine to sack circle backs, eight fence of faking,
seven swallow sis kmala.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Cattles five, Come on man, four trillion dollar boondog a,
two years of shutdowns, and his son Hunters Gray on
master Peace.

Speaker 17 (16:22):
Come on, you said, you said, I'm seriously with his
finger on the pulse. The King of Team continues on
The Michael Berry Show.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
Oh, There's no place like Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
The yeared in songs and silliness started off with a bang,
or rather a rip. Some of you will remember. I mean,
I didn't talk much about it, but a few of
you who were close to me may have heard a
very audible rip. The rich the rip, not the rich.

(17:16):
The rip I'm talking about that I am painfully aware of, Ramon,
was the sound of my calf muscle ripping away from
the bone in the tragic injury in the very dangerous
game of pickleball. You can imagine my surprise when the

(17:37):
very day after this tragic event. By the way, I've
won the match, so you can tell Ray Sinkowitz and
Ike clay Pool and Clay Conley not only did they
get their asses whip, but they got their asses whipped
by a guy with a ripped taff that had come
off the bone. The next day, I came into the
studio after having having informed my dear friend Chance McClain

(18:02):
while I'm being treated for the KLF bustle that has
ripped off the bone. I'm literally at the hospital clinic
and I come in and without me knowing, Ramon starts
the show. Because they were in cahoots to this hateful
little diddy. I deserve better than this. I did rebound,

(18:23):
by the way, like a champ. I played hurt like
a man. I still wins, not gonna lie to you.
I still wins when I think about it. But they
asked that this be in the year in review of
Chance McClain comedy songs, and being the bigger man, I'm
going to allow it. Based on the Beg's hit song
of nineteen seventy six, Tragedy, Here's calf tragedy. All right,

(19:26):
enough of that nonsense. Next up, we moved from the
disco of the seventies into a parody of a song
that belongs on the mount Rushmore of eighties pop. You
Got beat it, Come on, Eileen, take on Me, and
this one from the Breakfast Club Don't You Forget About Me?
From Simple Minds. I like it because it was a

(19:49):
particular song from a particular movie that I happened to
like from the eighties little off brand, But I liked it.
With a song this iconic and a president this moronic,
of course, he came up with Biden Forgets Everything as
a parody on Don't You Forget About Me? As a
president Joe Biden leaves a lot to be desired as

(20:11):
an order. The man is an unmitigated disaster. It's not
just a foot and mouth disease and mumble mouthing, it's everything.
He forgets everything. Your president said all of that, and
we made it into a song.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
By the same.

Speaker 10 (20:48):
George boyd is Corn Corn was a bad.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Badde Oh bamba started, You're mad.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Lion, Dolphace money soldier.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
You win back an you ain't black and look look
fast wait o, so scre bye boy gets everything.

Speaker 17 (21:46):
Bye bye, good bye mind by.

Speaker 10 (21:52):
Boy gets at everything. Pass the taste.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
Go.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Let's bring it in a little closer to home. On
the next one. From the White House in DC, all
the way to Montgomery County, where a certain congressman I
regrettably helped get elected, decided to get in a pissing
match with an eighteen year old young woman at a
Republican county meeting. If you recall, Dan Crenshaw was pontificating
and the concept of faith came up, not the George Michaels,

(22:30):
but actual faith in a higher power. Crenshaw snapped at
the young lady, and we snapped at the opportunity to
clown the establishment Republican John McCain wannabe. Don't question Dan
Crenshaw's faith. Don't you dare peasant constituent, don't do it.

Speaker 18 (22:53):
D nice blastizing contamartes chop bultle insa.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
I like to swap He's now.

Speaker 10 (23:03):
I've only been home twice.

Speaker 18 (23:05):
Once was a photo opportunity s a Montgomery County Q
today that didn't go so well.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
There was a bright young lady who had a problem
with one of my awesome verba don't quotes where she
acted like a baby who needs a bob. I dressed,
said an.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Old girl down, and I told her she should know
not to question my face.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Don't't question my face.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
I want to question of my faith to face the face.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Don't watch in my faith to faith to face every
we used to be best to charms we. Jake Bourbon
had some fun. We were two peas in a pod.

Speaker 18 (23:53):
Every thing he said about Greg Abby was unbared.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
He madded was a lightning rod.

Speaker 13 (24:03):
And so I made a story advertizing I tried to
faint my boy in a man life question.

Speaker 19 (24:14):
I said, I am the test through my side.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
But he read them on the air.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
In the medicine.

Speaker 20 (24:22):
How I lost the fight, didn't ques, didn't question my face,
don't question my faith the faith, don't question my faith.

Speaker 10 (24:34):
You're listening to the Michael Berry Show.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Melcha is a thing to say.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
One of the big stories and one of our favorite stories,
and it fits in with this theme of people pushing back,
people fighting back, common people, not famous people, not wealthy people,
people risking it all their livelihood, in some cases their lives,
but certainly their livelihood. And the Freedom Convoy. Who would

(25:15):
have thought that Canadian truckers would steal our hearts? Those
fellows were protested the COVID vaccine and we couldn't have
been prouder. So Chance went all c W. McCall with
a song called Freedom Convoy.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
The small fringe minority of people who are on their
way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views that
they're expressing do not represent the views of Canadians who
have been there for each other break.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
Or break of one to nine. This year's the Free Canuck.
You got a copy on me pig pick? Come on,
Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
My golly is clean clear to Ottawa.

Speaker 21 (26:02):
Come on, yeah, that's a big ten to four there
pig pen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door. Good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive. Looks like we got ourselves a freedom convoy.

Speaker 12 (26:14):
For two years now, every government around been closing in
on US mandates, vaccine, shutting down schools.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
We finally had enough, and you never know where and
you never know.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
How resistance will spring forth Southwest airlines, pissed off moms
or truckers way up north.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
Freedom con by tonight we got Freedom cod.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Come on, joy do con.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
We got con.

Speaker 21 (26:49):
Come korigin this here's knuck rumor? Has it beginness? Book
of World records is on the horn. They're saying this
already a record. We ain't even started yet.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
Come back.

Speaker 12 (27:02):
Fifty miles of big rigs and one hundred more of cars,
pickup trucks and SUVs cheering on the stars.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Trudeau tries to downplay it.

Speaker 12 (27:12):
The media ignore good luck black holing ten million tons
of thunder at your door.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
Freedom Convoy.

Speaker 20 (27:22):
The nights, Freedom Conautiful site, Come on Convoy to.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Canada.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Cone on a Winnipeg street, a convoy of trucks and
other vehicles protest vaccine mandates.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
Ottawa police are preparing for truckers and supporters from across
Canada descending on the nation's capital Saturday.

Speaker 12 (27:49):
Sure this is happening way up north in America's cold Hat,
but there's are red blooded patriots in them rigs, and
you can be sure of that.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
They salute the flag.

Speaker 10 (27:59):
Love, Mom and dad, never quit and never.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
Forget love, guns and God and bubby dogs ain't having
a great reset. So when you see a big rig.

Speaker 22 (28:07):
On the road, go The driver in that calv probably
ain't sipping a Chai latte and he don't vote Democrat.
Let this be your example if you were rating on
a sign to take our country.

Speaker 12 (28:20):
Back by God.

Speaker 19 (28:21):
Right now is the time, because Cony Cony God.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
In common.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Another story that still exists is of the busting of
illegals all across the country. Some things haven't changed. I
think this is one of our best songs, not just
in regards to lyrics, but his phrasing was so good.
I hope you agree.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Thanks for the ride on the spouse. I got onto
it because.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
I crossed the reel ground looking for the promised land.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
This is a very nice pause. I like how my
blue seedar choice. The air conditioner works very well.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Back at homieside As, hell, where are we going on
this spouse.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
The bathroom in the back discuss.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I've been on it for a long long time. That
was the Arkansas state line. I think I live in
On this bus, there are like eighty.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Five of us.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I've been riding four life fourteen days.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Am I still in the USA? Why didn't they stop?
Dispose that bus driver?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Ride on for us?

Speaker 8 (30:19):
He said it out or they ors me. We'll go
on to Washington, d C. Washington, DC, My new home
is in DC. Take me back to Mexico City.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Remember monkey pox. Oh, you were supposed to be very scared,
and they wanted you to believe that anybody could get
monkey pox, whether you were engaged in butt secks or not.
But finally people realized, no, if I'm not having butt sex,
I don't really have anything to worry about nasty looking

(31:02):
blisters all over the place. It was supposed to be
the next COVID, except it was for gay dudes, and
it only affected gay dudes. And if gay dudes didn't
have gay sex, they didn't get monkey pocks. But that
didn't stop the government from trying to push it on
us as another way to control us. Well, chance came

(31:25):
up with and I'm not proud of this, but if
we don't laugh, we'll have to cry. Monkey pocks blisters
in the sun.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
Went to a party.

Speaker 10 (31:49):
I got drunk, passed out on the floor.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
It was full of dudes.

Speaker 13 (31:54):
They got nude and woke up second sword, monkey barss
ay blisters on my butt, monkey bars, gay orgies are.

Speaker 10 (32:06):
No fun All my lesions, day, my sheets, and I
looked like got the fly.

Speaker 13 (32:14):
I am a leper, skin is Pepper with her pie
simplex nine monkey bars, gay Mae blisters on my face,
monkey bars, gay orgies are not saved.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Went to a party. I got drunk, passed out on
the floor. It was full of dudes. They got nude,
woke up, silk and sword my lesion, stay my sheets,
I look like god fly.

Speaker 14 (32:50):
I am a leper, Skinness Pepper with her pie Simplex

Speaker 13 (32:54):
Nine monkey bars, gay me blisters on my butt, monkey bars,
gay orgies are no funs