PM Show Hr 2 | Pope Selection and the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rights as I have just recited them to you.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
No precedents for taking a judge in this manner, and
I want to be really clear that what Judge Dougan
apparently did was what all of us should be doing,
and that is standing out for folks in our communities
who need support right now against the Trump regime more
than ever.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I got stride Stride for my shoulder.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I got change James.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Around my feed, I got stride Stride for my shoulder,
and them change them change the about drag me.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
He had beat up two people, a guy and a girl.
Beat the guy thirty times, knocked him to the ground,
choked him, beat up a woman. The judge learns that
Ice was outside to get the guy. She goes out
in the hallway screams at the immigration officers. She's furious,
visibly shaken, upset.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I got schridhry for ound my shoulder, I got changed
changed around my feet. I got schright right around my
shoulder and then changed and change the about.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Brag sends them off to talk to the chief judge.
She comes back in the courtroom. You're gonna believe this,
takes the defendant and the defense attorney back in her chambers,
takes him out of private exit and tells him to leave,
while a state prosecutor and victims of domestic violence are
sitting in the courtroom.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I got strike stry around my shoulder, I got changed
changed around my fee, I got drive strict around my.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Shoulders, and them change them change the about to drag.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
A lot of audio, to get through a lot of audio,
but I think it's important to hear it, So let's
get to it. And we're gonna stick with the legal
immigration for a little bit because I think this is
incredibly important borders our Tom Houman said, lives are being
saved thanks to this administration's border security efforts. Folks, how

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much of what government effort does is useful? How long
does it ever make our lives better? Almost all of
what government does is getting our way, slow us down,
cost US money, irritate US, create winners and losers, incentivized

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bad behaviors, punishing good behaviors. Finally, borders are Tom Holman,
it's just partners. Why elections matter, the people you put
in there, borders our Tom Holman talking about saving lives,
your lives.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
It's been over forty years doing immigration enforcement and border security.
We've never been where we're at right now, the most
secure board in history's nation. Right now, lives are being
saved every day, migrant lives. Under Joe Biden, over four
thousand illegal aliens died making this journey the United States.
How's that humane? That's a historic record. And again a
quarter Marian American died in Fennowt. How's that humane? They

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want to say our administration inhumane. We're not going to
do process. We're saving the lives by the thousands every day.
The wall, everybody's excreaming, yelling, baubla wall going up. Every
place where we built a border barrier, illego immigration went down,
illegal drug plow went down. But you know what no
one talks about. The wall saves lives. Women and children
can't get over that wall. So that means they're going
to do a place where there's not a wall. And

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what's waiting on them the men and women the border too.
Who's going to deal with those tall tissues at a
humanitarian crisis. Walls save lives. Secure border saves lives. President
Trump saving thousand lives every day by securing that border.
And we're going to continue despite what the dit your
court says. Maybe we're gonna hold maybe we got to
hold off and some of the deportation operators we're doing,
but that's not going to stop us from fitzikin the

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people out, arresting them and take them off the street
to the United States while we'll wait for the course
to decide, you know about the alien enemies acting this
other thing. We're gonna keep doing what we're doing. We're
gonna rest these public safe address every single day, twenty
four sevens across this country. That will not stop.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
And what is the state of Tim Waltz Minnesota doing well?
State rep Republican Isaac Schultz says Minnesota is giving illegals
seven thousand dollars per person annually.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
This would make Minnesota a magnet for more illegal immigrants
if I went to Russia, would I be expecting to
get the sorts of benefits that Minnesota taxpayers are giving
to people who are here illegally. Illegal immigrants in Minnesota
twenty twenty five will be given seven thousand dollars worth

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of benefits, seven thousand dollars per person in the form
of Minnesota Care Benefits here in Minnesota, paid for by
Minnesota taxpayers. Over seventeen thousand people who have already enrolled
for this program here in Minnesota in fiscal year twenty
twenty five alone. That is going to equate to at

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least one hundred and seven million dollars in this fiscal year.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Right now, this reminds me of a scene in the
movie about Ike Turner and Tina Turner. And Ike was
a great musician. He was a backing musician, he wasn't
a front man. And when he discovered Tina and her
beautiful legs and her high energy.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
On stage.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
And her singing ability, really her entertaining ability more than
just her singing ability, and I would argue she was
the best female entertainer on stage, entertainer for a certain
period of time, including a comeback, and because there were
lots of great vocalists.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But she would engage in an audience and I mean,
you watch.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Her, she's just driven with sweat and she's I mean,
if if she had a step monitor, she is just
she has pounding those legs, which is why they were
so well formed and so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
What a great story. So she leaves Ike Turner.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Like leaves, goes out, bails out of the motel where
they're staying when they're on tour. She's the front for
the band and she knows he's gonna kill her if
he catches her. So she goes and begs for help
and somebody helps her. And so once she's gone, Ike
is in a mess. Nobody wants to book Ike without Tina.

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He's the background, he's the music arranger, and he's very
good at that. He's the band leader, but she's the front.
By this time, she's become the star and she's on
her own two feet as a star now on her own.
And he comes to meet her and they're in the
car and he says, baby, you got to come back,

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and she says, no, I cam not coming back. He said, listen,
I did wrong by you.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
I know I did.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I was a horrible person. But I've changed, and you
know what, You're the love of my life. You're so talented.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
I do anything for you.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
I've changed, I've changed so much, And she said, I
appreciate that. I but honey, you're the greatest.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I found you.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
I discovered you, and I want to continue to I
want to make you as big as you can be.
I am your biggest fan. And I'm changed. I'm a peaceful, good,
decent man. Now I want to show you that. Give
me a chance to show you that, No I can.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm moving on.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
This goes on for a while, and he again makes
his protestation of his kindness, and she says, like, I
gotta go. I'm moving on, and he grabs her by
the arm and said, yeah, I kill you. She goes,
I knew the real like Turner would show up.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
She got out.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's how I feel it is with the Democrats. And
I'll explain that in just a moment. These chairs keep
rolling around. Damn it all right, This is Mark Chestnut
and Joy Bizaar of Talk Radio.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I was laying out the scene in the movie between
Ike Turner and his now ex wife Tina, and he's
trying to win her back and he's trying to woo her,
and he's telling her what a good guy he is,
and she keeps saying, no, I won't come back, and
then he gets mad he grabs her. And the reason
she left is because he had beaten her so badly.
And when he grabbed her and said I ought to

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kill you, she said, Ah, there's a real like Turner.
It's as if the Democrats are now after years of
us saying what they were doing, the replacement theory, the recruiting,
the funding of illegal aliens, all of this to push
us out and replace us with people who can be controlled,
because that's the point, poor Hispanics from socialist dictatorships that

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they can control with welfare and government programs, and especially
the first generation of them, because they're supposedly so grateful
to be here, except they're not. But that's a fly
anne ointment for now. So that's what led to this.
For all these years they've been saying, you know, Republican conspiracy.
We just want to help a few people from around

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the country. We want to be Christian and compassionate, don't you. No,
you want to overwhelm us and flood the zone with illegals. No,
y'all people are crazy. You want to bring in the
cartel members to destroy our streets, kill our communities. Oh
my god, are crazy. You don't want to prosecute them
when they do commit crimes. Oh my goodness, y'all are crazy.

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Let's do the right thing. Let's do what Jesus would do.
These Republicans are crazy in me. Let's do what Jesus
would do. Well, now we're down to the point. This
is the replacement theory. It's everything they called us crazy over.
You're being replaced with illegal aliens. And that's why they
can't deport them. That's why they can't get rid of them.

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That's why they will allow them to commit any crime
in this country because they got to keep them here.
CBS forty seven in Fresno, California. You've been to fresnover moon.
I've never been to Fresno. I've heard it's a nice
place I like to go. There is reporting the arrest
of five members of Trendy Arragua for an armed robbery.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
Spree on this fourth, when three masked men committed an
armed robbery at a taco stand along Highway thirty three
near Mendota.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
The sheriff's office says they.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
Stole money from the business and stole it cheap and
belongings from some of the customers.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Then ten minutes later, the.

Speaker 10 (10:52):
Sheriff's office says the suspects ambushed a man near Highway
thirty three and Barstow Avenue. They say they held the
man at gunpoint instill his Honda Accord the jeep behind.
The next day, they say they found the Honda abandoned.
Then just days later, on August ninth, in the afternoon,
the sheriff's office says three massed men with guns robbed
the Shasta Market west of the city of Kerman.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
They stole cash and left in a Ford car.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
Days later, on August sixteenth, the same Ford arrived at
the Builder County Store Mendota, and allegedly four mask gunmen
took money from the register. Deputies then found that same
Ford on fire in rural Mendota. In September, they did
search warrens that led them to arrest some of the suspects.
All the suspects were eventually taken into custody. By April,
one of them had been arrested in Colorado and another

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for to shoot at deputies at a Motel six off the.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ninety nine and Shaw in Fresnow.

Speaker 11 (11:40):
We are also here to hold accountable every dirt bag,
low life criminal and yes I said it, dirt bag,
low life criminal that comes here and wants to take
advantage of people that are on American soil. And the sheriff,
the police chiefs, and the DA all stand together in
this that you may not come to Fresno County as
an immigrant or anybody else intimate crimes against the people
that live here.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
We could literally do this all day long.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Murder, rape, pedophile, murder, rape, pedophile, trafficking, break ins, burglaries, shootings.
I mean, I've got I've got stacks of these every
single day. We got enough crime from the thugs in
our community. We got enough crime from from people with
mental health problems. We got enough crime already. We don't

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need to bring other people's crime here. We're not just
bringing in people from other country. Remember this, We're bringing
in the savage assassins from what Trump called the craphole countries.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Here's another lie. I'll just pull one from a stack.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
I've got WSBTV news in Atlanta with a report.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You just didn't hear it.

Speaker 12 (12:47):
Yourself right the victim guide on Singleton Road Monday night.
And since our reports yesterday, we've learned about these new
charges against an accused hit and run driver who now
has an immigration hold on him after his arrest. Memorial
still stands on Singleton Road where Gwenett County mother died
Monday night. Now Gwenette County Police saying the man who
drove away from the scene has been arrested. Thirty three

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year old Annie Ball Orlando de Leone is charged with
felony hid and run, driving without a license, and using
a false license plate. Court documents say dey Leone hit
the woman with his Toyota Echo during a multi car
crash Monday night before nine, and then he took off.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
You know, there are a lot of men like me,
Southern men, happily married, and we like to make jokes
about being misogynists in a way that our wives think
is mildly charming.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
But deep down, we'd kill you for our wives, and
we'd do anything in the world for our wives.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
But it's fun, it's play, and they make fun of
us in front of their buddies, and you know, jab
us a little bit. And one of the things we'll
do is you know, make women jokes.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
But I want you to.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Understand I'm not doing that here. White liberal women are
the downfall of this country. They're the ones out there
firing blacks up to create violence. They're the ones trying
to convince blacks that they're all victims. They're the ones,
these ugly white liberal women. And don't just believe me.

(14:15):
This is Ram Emmanuel with Jennifer Welch. This was chief
of staff to Barack Obama, mayor of the City of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
This is a blue blood Democrat gold standard saying this.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
We're really south on kitchen table issues. We're really good
about the family room issues.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
We disagree with you.

Speaker 14 (14:34):
I disagree with you most.

Speaker 13 (14:35):
The only room we are, the only room we do
really well, was the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
And that's the smallest room.

Speaker 14 (14:39):
In such That is a total that is buying into
the right wing media narrative. And I'm so sick of
Democrats like you selling out and saying this. You know
who talks about trans people more than anybody, MAGA. MAGA
is the most genital obsessed political party I have ever seen.
Kamala Harris talked about home ownership, She talked about kitchen

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table issues. Trump's over there droning on about Hannibal Lecter.
Are you kidding me? This is where the Democrats lose
because we're playing the game with the rule book. They've
w at the rulebook up in a cramnit down. Everybody's
throat heavy. Craws are upset because Joe Biden partoned his son.
We kind of fight. They're the gender obsessed weirdos, not us.

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We're the ones who fight for social Security, we fight
for Medicare. And yeah, we're not going to bully trans people.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
We're not going to do it.

Speaker 15 (15:28):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I'm not fine.

Speaker 13 (15:29):
Hey, they say this, this is Mayor twenty sixteen. I
dealt with the bathroom issue. It's it's not my most
important issue. It was dealt with, and I appropriately dealt
with dealt with marriage equality. As I said, it's certainly.

Speaker 14 (15:40):
Important to the Republicans. For me, it's just important not
to bully them. And I think this is this craft.
It really it upsets me. It upsets me so much
because we live here in this red state and you
see the damage of it. When I see politicians they're
supposed to be leaders in the Democratic Party buy into
the narrative that Republicans have defined us by instead of fighting,

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saying you're the weirdos that are obsessed with it. Yeah,
we're not going to believe some trans.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Kid there, gentleman, don't use that tone to me. Not
a joke.

Speaker 16 (16:11):
That's sarcastic, contemptuous tone that means you know everything because
you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Speaker 15 (16:18):
That is not a joke.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
That is a natural fact that Michael Joe.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees have been announced.
It's a pay for play game.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's so sad, you know. I was going through my
parents' stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
My mom kept every clipping of mine, my brother's everything,
anytime I was in the newspaper, anytime anything happened, she
kept everything about me.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It was very sweet. Many of you your mothers did that,
or you may be the mother who does that. Very sweet.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
And we keep a box of all our kids stuff
and one day they can have it to do with
it whatever they want or throw it in the track.
But there was a blue book that came out called
Who's Who among American high school students, and I think
everybody was offered to be in Who's Who.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
One way or another. But they led you to believe.
Woo man, you have been chosen. Boom boom boom.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Maybe they got every honor roll student government. You know,
I don't know how they got the information, but you
have been chosen. You should put this on your college application.
You should scream it to the world. This was before
social media. You should tell everybody. You didn't have a
way to tell everybody. Back then, if you made a cake,
you didn't have a way to tell everybody. I just
made a cake.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Look at me, I just made a cake.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
If you went out and had a good dinner, you
didn't have a way to tell anybody. You just go
out and have a dinner. You were reduced to just
having to eat your dinner and enjoy it because you
weren't going to bring a camera from home. The flash
going off in the restaurant. Today, you can't eat that meal.
You got first take photos. Tell everybody. And I'm as
bad as the next guy, because I love to engage

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people on food especially that's a big one for me.
So anyway, here is the order of those who have
been who've been inducted for the record, those who didn't
make it. The Black Crows what would you.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Say about that?

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Won Billy Idol Managh Fish, Mariah Carey, Oasis, Joy Division
Slash New Order because it's you know, Michael Hutchinson died.
I think those two bands as one should be in.
But here's who made it Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker,

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Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, Sound Garden.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And the White Stripes. And I was working on a
list of folks that are not in that should be in.
And this was my list.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
I had Chubby Checker, who Now they fixed that Bad Company.
They finally fixed that. Here's my list of people who
should be given serious consideration. Ramon serious consideration. You give
a ding or a no way on whether you agree
with my list. Okay, this is in no particular order

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except this. The number one is number one. Three Dog Knight.
Three Dog Knight should be in the Hall of Fame. Steppenwolf, Okay,
Grand Funk, Railroad, Bad Finger, Jay Giles Band, You're stupid.
You don't know how big Jay Giles band was. You

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don't know how big Jay Guiles band was. Jay Guiles
Band was bigger for about a three year period than
ninety percent of bands.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Ever. There are bands that have a longer body of work,
but Jay.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Guile's band was huge. The guess who mm okay, pro
call harem Commodorees. Okay, if you didn't do Commodore's Blue
Oyster Cult?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Brampton, Emerson, Lake and Palmer? Are you serious? You wouldn't
put elp in there? You got Cindy Lapper in there?
The Smith's You're crazy. I'm not even a Smith's fan,
but I recognize their influence. I mean the Smiths and R. E.

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M are of alternative radio, college age kids.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I mean they.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
I don't want to get crazy here, and you know what,
because I'm not even a fan, so I don't want
to be accused of dismiss need to be there. Also,
I'm not a I'm not a heavy metal guy. But
Iron Maiden needs to be in there. Ozzy Osbourne needs
to be in there. You know who else is not
in the others? Surprising Jan and Deine. Jane and Den

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were incredibly influential to the direction of music and especially
the California surf scene going nationwide. They were very, very influential.
The Marvelettes are not in there. The first the first
number one song on the Billboard. Hot one hundred was
a Marvelette song, one of the most, if not the
most underrated motown band of all time. Maybe if they'd

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slept with Barry Gordymore, it might have helped their might
have helped their careers a little bit.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But it was not to be.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
It was not to be. A comedy bit by comitedian
Rob Schneider. I'm just going through a lot of audio
that I pulled that I like to share with you.
I thought was pretty good. It's number six oh seven
or one from early today, Rob Schneider, from making copies
on h on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
The five month seems poor, little greedy.

Speaker 16 (22:11):
Four weeks in a row. We get Veterans Day. You
fight for the country, you get a day. Thank you,
a fire for the country. Sorry, day's over. Take a
meat off the barbecue.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Memorial weekend. You died for the country to give you
a weekend.

Speaker 16 (22:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (22:23):
You're dying for the country.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Take the boone out of the lake and put it on.
Take the bollet out of the lake and put it
on the truck.

Speaker 16 (22:27):
He had the weekend here a Lincoln free the slaves,
keep up the union together.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yes, a day, not eating his own day.

Speaker 16 (22:36):
He's got a share with George Washington, who founded the
whole country.

Speaker 15 (22:40):
He doesn't get a day either.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's gotta share it with Lincoln. What if there was
the other's put it on a whole month. That's all
I'm saying. This happened earlier today.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I couldn't find the audio clip, but I found it
now where we had a woman telling a story, and
while she was telling the story, she would say and
one of the peace people involved was an amiz. This
is Rob Finnerty with Newsmax talking about that.

Speaker 18 (23:06):
Every time we hear a Hispanic name on TV, whether
or not the anchor is Hispanic, we suddenly have to
shape shift into a perfect Hispanic accent.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Police arrested twenty five year.

Speaker 18 (23:18):
Old elin Alain Sanchez, and I mean that, honestly.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
Why do we do that?

Speaker 18 (23:22):
When I say Alejandra Myorcis, I just say Alejandra Myorcis,
But on CNN it's Aleejandra Majorkis.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I'm Irish.

Speaker 18 (23:31):
When police arrests someone with an Irish name, I don't
say police just arrested twenty five year old Charlie McLaughlin.
I just say police arrested Charlie McLoughlin, stop that.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Stop.

Speaker 18 (23:41):
And it's for all of these reasons and everything that
I just mentioned that America elected Donald Trump in twenty
sixteen and then elected Donald Trump again.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
He's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
That's not the sole reason, obviously, but it's the sort
of thing that people are tired of. People are tired
of this constant celebration of everything that is not traditionally American.
While at the same time, why don't we just live
our lives and stop trying to disrupt the entire social

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order and create civil war. I understand that there are
people who benefit by civil war, and I understand there
are people a lot of them who are are foot
soldiers in this effort, and through no decision of their own.
I mean, they're just they're too stupid to know any
better that you're just doing the bidding for the bad guys.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
There are people doing that. Ramon with your permission.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
I've got some just good audio, some of it's funny,
that I collected over the weekend. So I'm just going
to pivot in this next segment and just go through
some of it, so, you know, and burn it for today.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Rather than just talk politics.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Some of it's kind of funny, including a comedian named Chris.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Sanders and his friends watching the Pope Draft. Pretty good
the Michael Berry Show.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Please clap, please please.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
The median Chris Sanders and his friends. He made a
comedy bit about watching, quote the Pope Draft. We're about
to be inundated with the Conclave. You see that movie Conclave,
And everybody's going to be an expert on the process
and the color of the smoke and if we have
the smoke, and people like something to get caught up in.

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And that's so, you know, we don't have a super
Bowl going on right now, So I guess this is
a super Bowl of of of Catholic leadership and somebody's
somebody's got to do it. This is the Pope Draft.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Are you guys watching the NFL Draft?

Speaker 17 (25:48):
Now?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
We're watching the Pope Draft.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
So many good prospects and the College of Cardinals like
Peter and Luis Antonio tagl.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Intra Door Sanders, I got my money on gets Cardinal
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Speaker 16 (26:01):
Couldn't bless a blind feet of you sucking Simon.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Working and shut out my rookie year of Pope. Better
at Cardinals, Mitchell and just take your door. His confessional interviews.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
You honestly believe that Turkson is more popable than Barrely,
I advocate speaks five la to last.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It's the Vatican ever speaks last.

Speaker 19 (26:24):
He's a playmaker, Okay, negotiates treaties.

Speaker 15 (26:27):
You get a drafted as a Lutheran for he's son
of the first to pick in the popa draft the
Vatican selects should go.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good, but not as good as Dave Chappelle's The racial draft.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Ringing.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
Welcome to the first and maybe only racial draft here
in New York City.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Both this is for all the marbles.

Speaker 20 (26:55):
What happens here will state the rachel standing of these Americans.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Once and for all.

Speaker 17 (26:59):
See behind me on the stage there for the various representatives,
and believe it or not, the blacks have actually won
the first pick.

Speaker 20 (27:06):
For wow, that's the first lottery your black person's won
in a long time.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Billy yess him. I'll probably still complain.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
What the black.

Speaker 11 (27:15):
Representative is heading into the microphone.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Now, why don't we take a.

Speaker 20 (27:17):
Listen, I black delegation Wood, No surprises thereof the richest
and most dominant athlete in the world, his father black,
his mother at the time.

Speaker 16 (27:32):
Well, it doesn't matter anymore because now he is officially black.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Dave.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
The Asians have not to be upset. There's no question
about that, Robert. But he had to think about it.
He's been discriminated against in his time.

Speaker 18 (27:44):
He's had death threats Andy Dates a white woman sounds
like a black guy to me.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Tiger's taking the stage now.

Speaker 20 (27:51):
If you ask me why looking black girl already?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh, I like to say, a tremendous opportunity for me.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Finally be part of a race, have a home.

Speaker 20 (28:02):
So long, Pride Rise, Hello, Pride Checker, How love you?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
D Chappelle at his best, Hard to beat man, hard
to beat. Guess whose turn it is? White people? Let's
see what direction they go in.

Speaker 17 (28:19):
Aliberry is still available, as is Mariah Carey's crazy ass.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
It's very mature, Ron Bill, thank you all, good afternoon.
Excuse me, pardon me? Hey, will you cut the malarkey? Okay,
I'm talking.

Speaker 20 (28:37):
There's a white man talking him here, Celesio, Now, thank you.

Speaker 15 (28:45):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
We the White delegation are very proud to announce our
pick this year, Colin Powell.

Speaker 17 (28:55):
Colan Powell is not white. He's not even an eighth wife.
He's one hundred percent blash.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Wow. I got to wonder how the Blacks are going
to be taking this one.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
You know, sometimes people will say to me random when
I make a statement, there's not a perfect segue, So
as I told you, this would be random, and it is.
Scott Jennings six' oh three ramon talking about The american. Dream,
now you, KNOW i mentioned Earlier Tom holman was talking
about government protecting us against illegal aliens coming, here AND i,

(29:30):
said how often does government actually do you any? Good
Ronald reagan would talk about. This i'm from the government
And i'm here to. Help most frightening seven words in
The english, Language.

Speaker 21 (29:41):
The american dream is believing that you live in a
country where if you achieve the status that you want to,
achieve so that you're not, struggling or that you are filthy,
rich that some politician is not going to come along
and try to take it away from you until you
you're the. Enemy that's her. Program if you made, it
if you worked hard and you have, talent she, says
you're grew up and you're the. Enemy and that's WHY

(30:01):
i Think kevin, dright it's not gonna.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Fly Alex thompson With axios scorches the media at The
White House correspondence, dinner we're covering Up biden's lack of mental.
Acuity and now they're, all you, know, hey you, Know
biden was really messed. Up don't Blame democrat policies for what.
Happened biden was really he was. Demented, yes and you

(30:24):
sat by and watched.

Speaker 19 (30:26):
The White house corresponds association is as necessary as. Ever
President biden's decline and it's cover up by the people
around him is a reminder that Every White, house regardless of,
party is capable of. Deception but being truth tellers also

(30:48):
means telling the truth about. Ourselves we myself, included missed
a lot of this, story and some people trust us
less because of. It we bear some responsibility for faith
in the media being at such. LOWS i say this

(31:14):
because acknowledging errors builds, trust and being defensive about them
further erodes.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Him we should have done.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Better some of you watched THE nfl draft over the
weekend and The Shaduur sanders.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Story maybe we'll close with.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
That but there's a young, GUY i think he's thirty
four years old Named James. Gladstone he's THE gm of
The Jacksonville. Jaguars he is unsurprisingly a white, fellow but
he looks like the guy that was the manager in
high school on the football. Team you, know he would

(31:51):
run out and squirt water into people's. Mouth he's a
little Wiry weasley fella with a lot of with a
little bit Of Jordan peterson and a little bit Of
steve john a little bit Of Roger.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Niche he guru guru. Stuff but he's talking about why
they Drafted.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Travis, hunter AND i swear to YOU i got Real
Kamala harris vibes on.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
This of the game itself, right it's capacity to ignite,
belief right belief in, ourselves belief in, others right belief
in achieving what many may deem. Impossible Travis, hunter he
embodies belief. Right he's a rare, person he's a rare,

(32:37):
player but he's also.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
A reminder that the boundaries of the game.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Of football were built to be, challenged and so the
decision to select him was actually a, statement a statement
for how we plan to move who we, are and
we want him to be nothing more than him because
when he, is he elevates the space around him from

(33:04):
the football, field to the, city to the game of football.
Itself Travis hunter is who we've been hunting. Up it
couldn't be more jacked to be sitting right here beside
him and introduce.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
You all to the man of the.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
HOUR i ruined a lot of shirts doing the show
over the last year because my ears would bleed When
Kamala harris was, talking and IF i couldn't get the
blood off my ear fast off my shirts fast, enough
it would ruin.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
SHIRTS i am so glad not to have to hear
her ever.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
AGAIN i really, am BECAUSE i try to keep a good.
SPIRIT i try not to drag y'all down this, stuff
BECAUSE i know you've had a long. Day last thing
you need to hear is somebody just. BABBLE i try
to keep a good spirit and.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Laugh.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Man sometimes she just got me. Down good thank, you
and good.

Speaker 17 (34:02):
Night