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It says Elliott in the morning acrossthe bottom, and all four of our
heads are on there. Okay,Now, Dan, I'm going to show
it to you, and I wantyou to be very honest, right,
and I will tell you this.It's beautiful for the most part. Okay,
But what held hold on hot?Did you print it out for her
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in color? No? I onlyhave it in black and white. Okay.
Can I pop it up on thescreen for her in color? Yeah?
Please? All right, maybe youknow what, Maybe it'll help me
with my issue, Dana. Areyou ready? Yeah? Can you see
the screen? It's coming up now? Is it on screen? Yeah?
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Can you move a little bit toone side? O bit? Yeah?
And also what are you sucking on? I'm not talking. I'm eating a
twizzler Okay, describe. Uh,it's just our faces. Yeah. And
and I look freaking awesome. Ilove the way I look. Your eyes
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are striking Tyler's eyes, I dohave blue eyes. That is accurate Kristen's.
Is Christin looks like a photograph?Yeah, it's like super accurate Kristin.
Kristen looks beautiful. I think Dianedoes as well. Yes. Oh,
so it's specifically something with your face? Did he like? What?
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Did? He start on the righthand side, and after he got done
with Diane was like, just letit go. I don't understand. I
look like guard. No, youdon't like what condition do I have?
Is it because the head is tilteda little bit? No, I don't
know, Like what's going on there? What's what you tell me? What?
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What specifically do you be interested tosee? What? What? Like
grouping of pictures he looked at?Is it like the Christmas hard where it
looked like I had polio? Soyou don't like the way you look in
in total? Like your whole face? What's wrong with it? But like
was he like, oh he mustbe sick. Let me do something.
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Howard, if you're listening, pleasecall into No No, because again,
if you start on the right handside, it goes Kristen, Tyler,
Diane and then some animal the whatis it in particular? What? I
don't know? I don't look atme And by the way, everybody else
look Kristen beautiful smile. Tyler's gota nice like it's not a big smile,
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but he's got a smile. Itlooks happy. Kristen looks I'm sorry,
that's Diane smiling. Look at that. Everybody's got like a happy face.
And then you get to me.First of all, it looks like
somebody beat me with a bat Andwhy I look unhappy? You know what?
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Let me post this and no,not yet. He maybe maybe you
want to hear from the artist.Maybe this isn't the real finished one,
like maybe why would he send that? And be like, oh, maybe
maybe he clicked on the wrong fileand was like, oh, there was
that one where I made him lookI look like I don't. And you
know what the problem is, Idon't know what words we can say anymore,
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like like that that aren't bad,but it looks like there's something that
doesn't look like me, or doI just like when I look in the
mirror, you know, like somepeople will go like, oh, when
I hear my voice, it doesn'tsound like me, right, Well,
I sound like me because I hearmy voice all day. No, but
there are some times you'll does thatlook like me? You'll see a picture
of yourself and go, is thatwhat I look like? Yeah, I'm
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doing that right now. Would youeven know that's me? Yes? Absolutely?
Oh, because it's on Elliott inthe morning and everybody else looks accurate.
Well, I haven't posted it yet, and also everybody else looks happy.
It looks like it looks like honestly, I just got out of the
hospital. But I will say itis the exact same photo posted on his
official Instagram. Take that down.No rights given? Oh I think I
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did it. You also basically commissionedthis. Well yeah, but when I
commission it, don't I get tosee it. He thought he was going
to come down, and I hadto say that you got ahead of yourself
a little bit. But he stilldid it. So it's really nice for
him, beautiful to make this whenthere was no payment. No, there
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was no to fix it outright,barter, No, not no, this
was a given. Just showed up. A thank you T shirt was sent.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. That'swhat I mean. I don't want
to come off as ungrateful. Well, when when's that going to start?
No? No, it is again. I said, it is gorgeous.
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How big? Is it a twizzler? I'm done with it. It's a
rope? Can I post it?Yeah? Oh okay, you said not
yet because you thought it was thewrong one. Did it convince you otherwise
when his Instagram had the exact samefile. Is it me or like,
can you please tell us what bothersyou the most about the fire? The
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hair is dead on? Yeah,no, I have no problem with the
hair of anybody. My face,the complexion. He was quite kind.
Okay, I'm white. Everybody knowsit. No, but for me.
He didn't do this on damaged,so I appreciate he didn't. Elliott,
is this is this pre weight losshasn't been that blemish free? Maybe that's
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it? Where where the its?But it's not even the weight loss.
It just looks like it. Honestly, it looks like I got hit in
the face with something. Okay,I'm posting all right. I don't even
care about how big the bags areunder my eyes? Again exaccurate. I
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think he nailed that. Yeah,that's why I don't have a problem.
Doesn't he even got my one likesort of squinty, lazy, wandering eye.
Doesn't it look like the way myjaw is sitting, I got punched
like on one side of the face. I don't see it, Diane,
No, it's just fuller. Whatwhat picture was he using? Though?
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I would doubt it's just one picturewas there like a like a like a
like a lens or something on there. All right, let me let me
put this Facebook and Instagram and whydon't we drink it over the side of
the goddamn building. This is whatthey should have wrapped the vehicle in downstairs.
The if only we would have hadit in time. Well Howard slow
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well or he just it looks likehe was good on three and then rushed
through the fourth ones. You knowwhat it looks like. It looks like
so it looks like if if hewere a sculpturist, looks like he got
to the end and was just like, man, just push it here and
again. I don't want to soundungrateful. Oh it's beautiful. If I
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were Kristen or Diane or Tyler,I would be thrilled. Well, I
feel like I've voiced my feelings.You yeah, Oh wait, you don't
like how you look? What it? Yeah? No, be honest,
Wait, you don't like how youlook? Kristen? Come here? Please?
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Can we stop guessing which photo heused? Kristen, do you like
how it looks your your I agreewith Diane. Your cheeks are a little
fuller and your lips. Wait,let me, look at your lips.
What I think it's just to theside. I guess you are like leaning.
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Well, I'm not leaning. Heeven nailed all of this stray eyebrows.
You have one, two, three, and then that fourth one that's
like an island. Yeah, andthen he was like, let me also
like contort his face. I thinkit's like a body double. I think
it looks great, like I lovethe other three. I don't know why
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Diane is so hesitant. What areyou so hesitant about? Yes, Diane
looks gorgeous. You look like it'san actual photographs. And do I just
look like a caricature? Is thatmy look? Always? Maybe? Because
mine? You know what? Italso, everybody looks so happy but me.
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But that's that's your your countenance,that's your expression. But I am
happy. Look at me, wellnot with this. But he nailed my
normal look, which is it's aquarter No, it's an eighth of a
smile. Yes. And they evenhe's even Christen's the only one with teath
show. Yeah, and Dana Treyon her teeth. It's true, that's
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what you mean. I have blueeyes. Those are like they look green
on the screen. Green, Yeah, greenish well, yeah, but at
least you don't look like something happenedto you at birth. Mean, I
love it. It's beautiful. Iwant to do something with it. He
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can send this, prince. Uhwell, okay, let's hit the brakes
on that real quick. Is itor am I just being sensitive? I
think that you you put it inthe hands of the artists. Again,
this was work that you basically commissioned. Yes, and now you have to
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just accept it, not accept it. You have to receive it and be
grateful for the time and effort isput into this. I look great,
and I don't. I don't getwhy everyone has an issue with their face.
It sounds like I'm the only onewho is totally happy. I said,
everybody. Everybody looks beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. If I look like
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Kristen, if I look like ahuman, I would be happy. All
right, Very good, very good? Where am I going? Line one?
Hi? Elliet in the morning?Oh hey Ylle, Oh Diane.
In the meantime, Dane's goffawing overhere. Let the let the comments roll.
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This is where remember last break,I told you how smart everybody was.
Here's where how kind everybody is?Yes, what can I do for
you, ma'am. Oh, Iwas just going to tell you I've had
a similar thing. I was likepicture after picture of myself and I was
like, something is wrong here,and I realized it was my face.
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But I'm willing to accept that.Do I not see myself the way I
see myself? That's always a fear, isn't it when you when you see
a picture and you're like, ohmy god, no, is that like
if you if you looked at that, is that what people see? And
I just don't I honestly, Iwould you know that to me? Like?
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No, but if it wasn't attachedto four other people? And then
a what if we give you alittle haircut there so you don't have the
hair on the now, Oh thehair doesn't bother me. You think it's
the mullet in the back, theDiane Jesus Christ semi mullet you had that,
you had that before? I stillhave it the obviously Well, no,
it's longer in the caricature. Ohmaybe that's may if we just got
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rid of the hair. But Idon't want to get rid of anything that's
not true. I want to getrid of the left hand face. The
no but but do you understand doyou understand what I'm saying? Like what
this woman is saying, is thatme? Like take away the three other
faces and where it? Says Elliottin the morning. Yeah, if if
you held that up, would somebodygo, oh that's Elliott? I think
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so really? Wow? Yeah,so perfect? Hey, so what did
you do with yours? Like yousaid, your face looks like your face
doesn't look like your face? Ohyou know, I just I think my
face isn't the best face and that'sthe solid look. Maybe that's maybe I
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just don't have a good face.You have face for radio? All right,
very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. So this could
be it. Here we go.What Matt says is Elliot up said he's
not the focus of the picture.We like not in the middle. Yes,
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I don't even know there's four ofus. And it just comes like,
would you would you feel better aboutit if like they flipped where you
and I are? No? Okay, we would I care about that?
Lava says Elliott. I actually likeit. I do too. No where
everybody is. It's just he justwent down the line. I'm doing that.
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I'm totally fine with I don't.I don't that. That doesn't that
doesn't matter to me at all.And Brandon, you're right, I said
it. My expression is perfect.Oh, I'm telling you three fourths could
not be greater. Now, Iwill say this in a smaller view,
it's better like the one on X. What do you mean a smaller Oh,
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like a like a thumbnail of it? Yeah, yeah, you know,
so you can't see it. Lineone, Hi Elliott in the morning?
Ell here Morris referee? Oh heyMorris, what's going on? All
right? I had a real regularlook right after you do it. Maybe
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that's where he got the face from. Now I will say, all right,
so maybe that's it. Now Iwill say this, this is going
to be a compliment. Who sentover my face, my real face with
the three caricature face? Well,that's apt photo. I understand that.
Who sent that over? That wasyou? Okay, the caricature of my
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face actually looks better than my realface, So what are you complaining about?
No, that's what I'm saying.I got to go back and say,
maybe the caricature is better than thereal face. See and oh is
that the photo? That's a goodface? Pat thinks he he nailed the
photo that Howard used. No,I think he's right. No, Diane,
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don't you agree? I think sobecause and look at that one mouth,
right mm hmm. That's definitely it. And that's why in this photo
you do look like you got sungby a bee. You know what this
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is on you? This is onyou and how you treat yourself. That
may be the photo. And thisphoto is I know exactly what this is.
This is pre weight loss. Yeah, but I don't even care about
that, Like, I don't thinkmy face is changed this last twenty minutes.
I think the way I look,Hey, he can he shave off
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a couple pounds? Is done.It's out there for the world to yepveryone.
Everyone now knows exactly where he gotit from. And Howard, you
nailed it. It looks good forthe most part. When I look at
that Wait, wait, hold on, don't read the comments. I'm trying
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to scroll quickly so you can't read. Then how could you tell it a
caricature that I'm mid chew and holdingback a fart. But I but I
do like it. I love it. I love that he did it.
Oh, I forgot to check thecomments on Facebook. But what do we
do with it? Don't look well, we can do now whatever you want.
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We can put it on a shirt, we can. We don't own
it, yeah, well yeah wedo. He send it over. Well,
no, this is like the samepeople who throw their hands up and
they're like, what, I don'town my own wedding photos. You have
to get the rights to this stuff. So if I have them, if
Howard uh gave us those, thenwhatever we want. But he was going
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to send over like actual physical prints. So because all we be nice,
well yeah we we if we wantto frame it or something. I don't
want to print it out ourselves.I'd like Howard to take care of that
and then give a real signature onwhy don't we hang it up over there?
I don't know why people say negativethings about you. Well Facebook,
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actually things looks great, thank you, thank you. Look at that,
and you know it's funny. Ionly read Facebook, all right, So
we're good with it. Sure,I'm great with it. To be honest,
I've never been happier the way I'vebeen. Well, I hope they
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find a cure for whatever. Igot. Line three, Hi, Helliet
the morning here you got me?Yeah, I got you? Who's that
Doug from the Napolish? Yeah?Real quick? What can I do for
you? So here's the thing.I have the mild artistic skills that I've
done some of these things. Onevery easy thing that could have happened is
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if you're doing one caricature and there'sa problem, you could rip it up
and throw it away. But ifyou nail three heads and one's a little
bit off, three heads out,I would start all over. That's a
lot of time. All right,very good, very good, Thank you
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sir, thank you. All right, So how do I move forward with
Howard? Because I am very appreciative. He didn't have to do that at
all. But the last back andforth was him wondering what exactly you'd like
to do or if you well,we should definitely have one for the studio.
So you do want at least whenI started, what size? What
size? I don't know? Howbig is that wall? That's a big
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print? The yeah, well,what do you want? Like an eight?
An eight by ten? That's noteven worth it? Like, let's
get a print. What's a couplesizes above an eight by ten? Well
that's probably eleven. No, I'msaying like twelve, isn't there like an
eleven by seventeen. I'm trying tothink of all the frame sizes at Michael's.
No, that's too small, Likewe need some size so like not
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eighteen by twenty four? You wantto go bigger? I want to go
this side of the wall over here? And how big are we going to
need it to distract free throw shooter? Should we get shirts? I think
we should put this everywhere mugs hats. No, no, but like on
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a white shirt that would look good. Look you're coming around to it now.
I don't think you can put ona blue shirt. You can't put
on a shirt. Well, youwon't see my hair, my face,
all right, tell Howard what weneed to do. We need to measure
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this wall. Masure all right,but we're then gonna need to make the
print and enlarge it and blow itup. Like we're not gonna ask him
to ship that from New York.We don't have to ship it. He
could drive it down. This iswhat got you in trouble, and I
had to explain that you weren't gonnabe able to pay for lodging. Thank
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you, Howard. It's a it'sgreat. It's great, yeah, everybody does
It says Elliott in the morning acrossthe bottom, and all four of our
heads are on there. Okay,Now, Dan, I'm going to show
it to you, and I wantyou to be very honest, right,
and I will tell you this.It's beautiful for the most part. Okay,
But what held hold on hot?Did you print it out for her
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in color? No? I onlyhave it in black and white. Okay.
Can I pop it up on thescreen for her in color? Yeah?
Please? All right, maybe youknow what, Maybe it'll help me
with my issue, Dana. Areyou ready? Yeah? Can you see
the screen? It's coming up now? Is it on screen? Yeah?
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Can you move a little bit toone side? O bit? Yeah?
And also what are you sucking on? I'm not talking. I'm eating a
twizzler Okay, describe. Uh,it's just our faces. Yeah. And
and I look freaking awesome. Ilove the way I look. Your eyes
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are striking Tyler's eyes, I dohave blue eyes. That is accurate Kristen's.
Is Christin looks like a photograph?Yeah, it's like super accurate Kristin.
Kristen looks beautiful. I think Dianedoes as well. Yes. Oh,
so it's specifically something with your face? Did he like? What?
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Did? He start on the righthand side, and after he got done
with Diane was like, just letit go. I don't understand. I
look like guard. No, youdon't like what condition do I have?
Is it because the head is tilteda little bit? No, I don't
know, Like what's going on there? What's what you tell me? What?
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What specifically do you be interested tosee? What? What? Like
grouping of pictures he looked at?Is it like the Christmas hard where it
looked like I had polio? Soyou don't like the way you look in
in total? Like your whole face? What's wrong with it? But like
was he like, oh he mustbe sick. Let me do something.
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Howard, if you're listening, pleasecall into No No, because again,
if you start on the right handside, it goes Kristen, Tyler,
Diane and then some animal the whatis it in particular? What? I
don't know? I don't look atme And by the way, everybody else
look Kristen beautiful smile. Tyler's gota nice like it's not a big smile,
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but he's got a smile. Itlooks happy. Kristen looks I'm sorry,
that's Diane smiling. Look at that. Everybody's got like a happy face.
And then you get to me.First of all, it looks like
somebody beat me with a bat Andwhy I look unhappy? You know what?
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Let me post this and no,not yet. He maybe maybe you
want to hear from the artist.Maybe this isn't the real finished one,
like maybe why would he send that? And be like, oh, maybe
maybe he clicked on the wrong fileand was like, oh, there was
that one where I made him lookI look like I don't. And you
know what the problem is, Idon't know what words we can say anymore,
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like like that that aren't bad,but it looks like there's something that
doesn't look like me, or doI just like when I look in the
mirror, you know, like somepeople will go like, oh, when
I hear my voice, it doesn'tsound like me, right, Well,
I sound like me because I hearmy voice all day. No, but
there are some times you'll does thatlook like me? You'll see a picture
of yourself and go, is thatwhat I look like? Yeah, I'm
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doing that right now. Would youeven know that's me? Yes? Absolutely?
Oh, because it's on Elliott inthe morning and everybody else looks accurate.
Well, I haven't posted it yet, and also everybody else looks happy.
It looks like it looks like honestly, I just got out of the
hospital. But I will say itis the exact same photo posted on his
official Instagram. Take that down.No rights given? Oh I think I
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did it. You also basically commissionedthis. Well yeah, but when I
commission it, don't I get tosee it. He thought he was going
to come down, and I hadto say that you got ahead of yourself
a little bit. But he stilldid it. So it's really nice for
him, beautiful to make this whenthere was no payment. No, there
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was no to fix it outright,barter, No, not no, this
was a given. Just showed up. A thank you T shirt was sent.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. That'swhat I mean. I don't want
to come off as ungrateful. Well, when when's that going to start?
No? No, it is again. I said, it is gorgeous.
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How big? Is it a twizzler? I'm done with it. It's a
rope? Can I post it?Yeah? Oh okay, you said not
yet because you thought it was thewrong one. Did it convince you otherwise
when his Instagram had the exact samefile. Is it me or like,
can you please tell us what bothersyou the most about the fire? The
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hair is dead on? Yeah,no, I have no problem with the
hair of anybody. My face,the complexion. He was quite kind.
Okay, I'm white. Everybody knowsit. No, but for me.
He didn't do this on damaged,so I appreciate he didn't. Elliott,
is this is this pre weight losshasn't been that blemish free? Maybe that's
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it? Where where the its?But it's not even the weight loss.
It just looks like it. Honestly, it looks like I got hit in
the face with something. Okay,I'm posting all right. I don't even
care about how big the bags areunder my eyes? Again exaccurate. I
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think he nailed that. Yeah,that's why I don't have a problem.
Doesn't he even got my one likesort of squinty, lazy, wandering eye.
Doesn't it look like the way myjaw is sitting, I got punched
like on one side of the face. I don't see it, Diane,
No, it's just fuller. Whatwhat picture was he using? Though?
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I would doubt it's just one picturewas there like a like a like a
like a lens or something on there. All right, let me let me
put this Facebook and Instagram and whydon't we drink it over the side of
the goddamn building. This is whatthey should have wrapped the vehicle in downstairs.
The if only we would have hadit in time. Well Howard slow
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well or he just it looks likehe was good on three and then rushed
through the fourth ones. You knowwhat it looks like. It looks like
so it looks like if if hewere a sculpturist, looks like he got
to the end and was just like, man, just push it here and
again. I don't want to soundungrateful. Oh it's beautiful. If I
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were Kristen or Diane or Tyler,I would be thrilled. Well, I
feel like I've voiced my feelings.You yeah, Oh wait, you don't
like how you look? What it? Yeah? No, be honest,
Wait, you don't like how youlook? Kristen? Come here? Please?
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Can we stop guessing which photo heused? Kristen, do you like
how it looks your your I agreewith Diane. Your cheeks are a little
fuller and your lips. Wait,let me, look at your lips.
What I think it's just to theside. I guess you are like leaning.
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Well, I'm not leaning. Heeven nailed all of this stray eyebrows.
You have one, two, three, and then that fourth one that's
like an island. Yeah, andthen he was like, let me also
like contort his face. I thinkit's like a body double. I think
it looks great, like I lovethe other three. I don't know why
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Diane is so hesitant. What areyou so hesitant about? Yes, Diane
looks gorgeous. You look like it'san actual photographs. And do I just
look like a caricature? Is thatmy look? Always? Maybe? Because
mine? You know what? Italso, everybody looks so happy but me.
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But that's that's your your countenance,that's your expression. But I am
happy. Look at me, wellnot with this. But he nailed my
normal look, which is it's aquarter No, it's an eighth of a
smile. Yes. And they evenhe's even Christen's the only one with teath
show. Yeah, and Dana Treyon her teeth. It's true, that's
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what you mean. I have blueeyes. Those are like they look green
on the screen. Green, Yeah, greenish well, yeah, but at
least you don't look like something happenedto you at birth. Mean, I
love it. It's beautiful. Iwant to do something with it. He
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can send this, prince. Uhwell, okay, let's hit the brakes
on that real quick. Is itor am I just being sensitive? I
think that you you put it inthe hands of the artists. Again,
this was work that you basically commissioned. Yes, and now you have to
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just accept it, not accept it. You have to receive it and be
grateful for the time and effort isput into this. I look great,
and I don't. I don't getwhy everyone has an issue with their face.
It sounds like I'm the only onewho is totally happy. I said,
everybody. Everybody looks beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. If I look like
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Kristen, if I look like ahuman, I would be happy. All
right, Very good, very good? Where am I going? Line one?
Hi? Elliet in the morning?Oh hey Ylle, Oh Diane.
In the meantime, Dane's goffawing overhere. Let the let the comments roll.
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This is where remember last break,I told you how smart everybody was.
Here's where how kind everybody is?Yes, what can I do for
you, ma'am. Oh, Iwas just going to tell you I've had
a similar thing. I was likepicture after picture of myself and I was
like, something is wrong here,and I realized it was my face.
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But I'm willing to accept that.Do I not see myself the way I
see myself? That's always a fear, isn't it when you when you see
a picture and you're like, ohmy god, no, is that like
if you if you looked at that, is that what people see? And
I just don't I honestly, Iwould you know that to me? Like?
(11:24):
No, but if it wasn't attachedto four other people? And then
a what if we give you alittle haircut there so you don't have the
hair on the now, Oh thehair doesn't bother me. You think it's
the mullet in the back, theDiane Jesus Christ semi mullet you had that,
you had that before? I stillhave it the obviously Well, no,
it's longer in the caricature. Ohmaybe that's may if we just got
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rid of the hair. But Idon't want to get rid of anything that's
not true. I want to getrid of the left hand face. The
no but but do you understand doyou understand what I'm saying? Like what
this woman is saying, is thatme? Like take away the three other
faces and where it? Says Elliottin the morning. Yeah, if if
you held that up, would somebodygo, oh that's Elliott? I think
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so really? Wow? Yeah,so perfect? Hey, so what did
you do with yours? Like yousaid, your face looks like your face
doesn't look like your face? Ohyou know, I just I think my
face isn't the best face and that'sthe solid look. Maybe that's maybe I
(12:31):
just don't have a good face.You have face for radio? All right,
very good, Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. So this could
be it. Here we go.What Matt says is Elliot up said he's
not the focus of the picture.We like not in the middle. Yes,
(12:54):
I don't even know there's four ofus. And it just comes like,
would you would you feel better aboutit if like they flipped where you
and I are? No? Okay, we would I care about that?
Lava says Elliott. I actually likeit. I do too. No where
everybody is. It's just he justwent down the line. I'm doing that.
(13:16):
I'm totally fine with I don't.I don't that. That doesn't that
doesn't matter to me at all.And Brandon, you're right, I said
it. My expression is perfect.Oh, I'm telling you three fourths could
not be greater. Now, Iwill say this in a smaller view,
it's better like the one on X. What do you mean a smaller Oh,
(13:39):
like a like a thumbnail of it? Yeah, yeah, you know,
so you can't see it. Lineone, Hi Elliott in the morning?
Ell here Morris referee? Oh heyMorris, what's going on? All
right? I had a real regularlook right after you do it. Maybe
(14:01):
that's where he got the face from. Now I will say, all right,
so maybe that's it. Now Iwill say this, this is going
to be a compliment. Who sentover my face, my real face with
the three caricature face? Well,that's apt photo. I understand that.
Who sent that over? That wasyou? Okay, the caricature of my
(14:22):
face actually looks better than my realface, So what are you complaining about?
No, that's what I'm saying.I got to go back and say,
maybe the caricature is better than thereal face. See and oh is
that the photo? That's a goodface? Pat thinks he he nailed the
photo that Howard used. No,I think he's right. No, Diane,
(14:46):
don't you agree? I think sobecause and look at that one mouth,
right mm hmm. That's definitely it. And that's why in this photo
you do look like you got sungby a bee. You know what this
(15:07):
is on you? This is onyou and how you treat yourself. That
may be the photo. And thisphoto is I know exactly what this is.
This is pre weight loss. Yeah, but I don't even care about
that, Like, I don't thinkmy face is changed this last twenty minutes.
I think the way I look,Hey, he can he shave off
(15:28):
a couple pounds? Is done.It's out there for the world to yepveryone.
Everyone now knows exactly where he gotit from. And Howard, you
nailed it. It looks good forthe most part. When I look at
that Wait, wait, hold on, don't read the comments. I'm trying
(15:48):
to scroll quickly so you can't read. Then how could you tell it a
caricature that I'm mid chew and holdingback a fart. But I but I
do like it. I love it. I love that he did it.
Oh, I forgot to check thecomments on Facebook. But what do we
do with it? Don't look well, we can do now whatever you want.
(16:10):
We can put it on a shirt, we can. We don't own
it, yeah, well yeah wedo. He send it over. Well,
no, this is like the samepeople who throw their hands up and
they're like, what, I don'town my own wedding photos. You have
to get the rights to this stuff. So if I have them, if
Howard uh gave us those, thenwhatever we want. But he was going
(16:32):
to send over like actual physical prints. So because all we be nice,
well yeah we we if we wantto frame it or something. I don't
want to print it out ourselves.I'd like Howard to take care of that
and then give a real signature onwhy don't we hang it up over there?
I don't know why people say negativethings about you. Well Facebook,
(16:56):
actually things looks great, thank you, thank you. Look at that,
and you know it's funny. Ionly read Facebook, all right, So
we're good with it. Sure,I'm great with it. To be honest,
I've never been happier the way I'vebeen. Well, I hope they
(17:18):
find a cure for whatever. Igot. Line three, Hi, Helliet
the morning here you got me?Yeah, I got you? Who's that
Doug from the Napolish? Yeah?Real quick? What can I do for
you? So here's the thing.I have the mild artistic skills that I've
done some of these things. Onevery easy thing that could have happened is
(17:41):
if you're doing one caricature and there'sa problem, you could rip it up
and throw it away. But ifyou nail three heads and one's a little
bit off, three heads out,I would start all over. That's a
lot of time. All right,very good, very good, Thank you
(18:07):
sir, thank you. All right, So how do I move forward with
Howard? Because I am very appreciative. He didn't have to do that at
all. But the last back andforth was him wondering what exactly you'd like
to do or if you well,we should definitely have one for the studio.
So you do want at least whenI started, what size? What
size? I don't know? Howbig is that wall? That's a big
(18:29):
print? The yeah, well,what do you want? Like an eight?
An eight by ten? That's noteven worth it? Like, let's
get a print. What's a couplesizes above an eight by ten? Well
that's probably eleven. No, I'msaying like twelve, isn't there like an
eleven by seventeen. I'm trying tothink of all the frame sizes at Michael's.
No, that's too small, Likewe need some size so like not
(18:51):
eighteen by twenty four? You wantto go bigger? I want to go
this side of the wall over here? And how big are we going to
need it to distract free throw shooter? Should we get shirts? I think
we should put this everywhere mugs hats. No, no, but like on
(19:12):
a white shirt that would look good. Look you're coming around to it now.
I don't think you can put ona blue shirt. You can't put
on a shirt. Well, youwon't see my hair, my face,
all right, tell Howard what weneed to do. We need to measure
(19:33):
this wall. Masure all right,but we're then gonna need to make the
print and enlarge it and blow itup. Like we're not gonna ask him
to ship that from New York.We don't have to ship it. He
could drive it down. This iswhat got you in trouble, and I
had to explain that you weren't gonnabe able to pay for lodging. Thank
(20:00):
you, Howard. It's a it'sgreat. It's great, yeah, everybody does
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