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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you guys owned sex toys?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, okay, well, don't be embarrassed. What did you own? Oh?
Just the regular you know, five vibrator stuff, all right,
so vibrators. Don't be embarrassed, don't be everybody's got them vibrators. Yes,
did your husband own anything? No?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Flesh light?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why why is that? Why is that.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
First one inquired about the If you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Were going to say, I need to get a buddy,
I'm being honest. You're you're shopping for a man, right,
and you all of us, all of our spouse No, No,
we're all shopping for for a friend, and we're gonna
get But it's a man. It's a man, and you
were gonna get him his first sex toy. What else
you're getting other than a flesh light? I mean there's
(00:52):
plenty of things you can get, obviously, sea rings, plugs like,
you can get all you can get all that stuff
when you when't you get a flesh I feel like
that's what I would buy for someone.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Is that what guys wants?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, but you were gonna surprise it. It's almost Valentine's Day.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Wait, I'm married, I'll have to do a show up naked.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
He's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know, ma'am, I know, But I'm just saying, if
you were going to buy him a sex toy, what
would you get him?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
All right, I will go with the flesh light.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then, thank you, thank you, Diane, you're buying Scott a
sex toy.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I wouldn't even know. I mean, I guess, do I
have to go flesh later?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can go whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
But she's not. She's mocking my question. She's mocking my question. Kristen,
what would you get Mike?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You have no idea?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh my god, I acted better when I thought we
were buying male friends toys. Again, We're back at all right.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Mike Jones. We have to get Mike Jones a gift.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Flesh Light.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Fleshlight one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But that's because of who he is, right, he seems
like a fleshlight guy.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But is there anybody that you would go no, no, no, no, no
no plugs rings Well, he came up on the show
Sound a couple of weeks ago, Kaplan now Locke flesh light.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
No, he was big under rings ring.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh that's true, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He did.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He was big into sea rings Kaplin. We all like, Mike,
what are we getting him?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Flesh light? Is this hard for anybody?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I would probably get him like a gimp maskative.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait, hold on, I'm getting a text praise hands. Here's
why I'm asking. Do you know what one of the
hottest selling sex toys is in that in the entire
industy story right now? Eggs?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm sorry, we can't even afford them for free.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, no, not not eggs that you eat. Oh oh
oh no, not eggs that you eat.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't next toys as a sex toy.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Then eggs?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Do they go by any other name?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Tanga Eggs Tannga. That's the name of the company that
makes them. So they look like you know what they
look like, you know, like for for Halloween, not Halloween,
for like maybe Valentine's Dame. Maybe for Halloween. Those eggs
that are wrapped in foil, well they look like regular eggs, right,
like the chocolate ones for Easter. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that that are wrapped in foil. Now imagine what what
(03:41):
are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm picturing the musical shaker.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh oh, that's not what I thought you were doing.
I thought you were thinking of the sex toy and
a getting after it there.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
No, I don't know how you're gonna tell me to
use an egg. I actually would assume that my hand
would have to be on the other side of my body.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No no, no, no, front of your body.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh oh, my legs up.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So here's what they are, and then I'm going to
tell you why they are selling like crazy. I'm expecting
you know what, Kristen, will you? Will you do me
a favor. I need one of two people, somebody that's
tried one of these and they'll know exactly what I'm
talking about. Or somebody that has a flesh light, whether
it's their own or their or it's a it's a
(04:27):
it's a woman whose boyfriend, husband, whatever has a flesh light,
than you wouldn't be embarrassed to call if Scott had
a flesh light.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
He does not.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I didn't ask if he did. I'm saying if he did,
you wouldn't be embarrassed to call and say, yeah, my
husband has a flesh light, okay, And if Scott had one,
I wouldn't. He should not be embarrassed to call either.
Women aren't embarrassed to say they have a vibrator. Why
would anybody be embarrassed to say they have a flesh
light or an egg?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Does everyone know what a flesh light is? Oh, Kristen
doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You don't know what it is. I'm not gonna be
good it explaining this. It is a it is a.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
It's a flashlight looking rubber opening representing either oral, vaginal
or anal.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
She goes, ah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So it's like, I don't even know what words you're
using in that sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did your Google Wait, how do you not think oral?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, picture a flashlight first, vaginal?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, don't point anal? No, stop pointing, and then take
that away all of them. So, yes, some of them
are made to look vaginal, some of them are made
to look anal, and some of them are made to
look mouthful. And you take the flashlight.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh, st Elliott, it's just the screen. It was like
someone was thrown into the side of the wrestling ring.
But that's but that's what they are, that stuff by monitor.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, it's not only fans. I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Do you want to know how he did it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean he was teaching Kristen what like Alice doesn't
know what a.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Flesh light is thrusting into the console.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
So anyway, these eggs have taken off and depending like
you could get Tanga is kind of the the the
ones who made it, and they cost about six seven bucks.
You could get them through Timu for like like ninety cents.
(06:41):
But it is it looks like an egg, right, It's
shaped like an egg. It looks like an egg, and
you use it very similar to how you would use
a flesh light. Okay, how what's wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Now? I'm lost because you're telling me it's the size
of an egg.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Can you please? I mean that is how you use it.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, but a fleshlight is as longer it can be,
sure it is. It's why they call it that because
it looks like a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Right, Okay, but it doesn't. It doesn't necessarily have to
be a mag light either, but it's it is. It
is longer. Yes, I'll give you that. Yeah, why are those.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Because I don't want anything ever to pop up on
the screen that I haven't asked Diane or Christmas to see.
I'm going to now turn off the blur. Kristen's not looking,
but you'll understand quickly why I don't see how you
could use what Elliot's describing as an egg when the
flesh light looks like this flashlight.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Here they are you can see these are vaginal Here.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Do you get it now, Kristin, I'm blurring them again. Oh,
come on, prude. So this is smaller. But what's the
big difference between and and you? By the way you
use it the same way? Right, there's an orifice at
the at the opening of the egg, just like there's
(08:22):
an orifice at the opening of the fleshlight. What is
the big difference?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Insertable length, Alice, Alice, Now I'm I could say that
to the sharks in the tank. That's fine for broadcast television. Meanwhile,
my business partner just keeps making uncomfortable movements with his hips.
(08:51):
Oh right, at Laurie, where.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Am I going? Kristin? Line three? Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hey, this is this.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Is Hey John John Doe. Do you have a flesh light?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So the beautiful miss Riley Reid was on a certain
podcast and she was touting her newest addition to the market. So,
being a newly separated gentleman, I figured I would give
that a try. And uh, it's a little short. But hey,
that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, let me ask you this was she was she
was she marketing? Was she marketing a flesh light? Or
was she marketing an egg?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Her flesh light?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Her flesh light? Okay, that's fine, and you got it
and you you you've used it? Do you like it?
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, like I said, it's a little short.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine. That's okay. But now let
me ask you this. But aren't they like eight nine inches?
Or is she one of those pocket peas? Let me
ask you this, is there anything? Is there anything about
the flesh light? And please don't say it's but is
there anything about the upkeep of the flesh light that
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you don't like?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, dignity goes out the window when you have to
clean it afterwards, and when you have to powder it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like stop, stop right there. You're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
When he said dignity went out the window when.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You have to clean it and powder it. You are
one hundred percent right. And that that is okay, Kristen.
Do I have to explain why you're powdering? Why do
you put gold bond powder on your nuts? Absorb the sweat?
So if there's after you clean it, if there's any
moisture that's left from the thing that you would have
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you powder it.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
A little bit's been walking around wet nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So here's where the egg comes in. And listen, John Doe,
I appreciate you being honest. You know what these are.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Disposable like a single use.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's a single use of flesh light. Humhm, Now is
it the same size? No? Does it get the same
job done? Yes? And instead of having to because they
went back they listened to market research. They went back
and said to people, hey, would you be would you
(11:19):
would you obviously people that have flesh lights, they were like,
what's the downside? And then they said to people would
you get a flesh light? And like the guy said,
the dignity goes out the window when you're like, uh,
look at them. Here I go, I can't believe I'm
washing this. But if you could use it and toss
it done?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Now on the Tenga site where they've got all the
different varieties, like you can even buy like a little
six pack of eggs, like a little multi pack.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They come as cartons.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah, the the question of like the size comes up,
but it says though it's small, the super stretchable elastomer
can drastic expand for a snug fit regardless of your size.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I think that's more of a girthy thing.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh okay, now I need to see some pictures of
the egg because.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
In use no, well maybe because we'll turn off safe search.
What was was the elastomer said, that's what That's how
it's turned on their site. Yeah, is elastomer.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
When I had my broken ankle at the end of
the year and I had to stretch that sock over
my over my cast, was that an elastomer? Oh, that's
how they're sold. Look how nice they are.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
They are painted up as if they're if.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's a natural I mean, Jesus Christ, look at vibrators.
They look like dolphins with pearls and everything. Why can't
I have something nice?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Elastomer is a natural or synthetic polymer having elastic properties.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Like rubber, I'm rubber, you're glue. So now I do
see this stretch genus to Elliott of this demonstration, but
I am still kind of at a loss for explaining.
(13:12):
It looks like you're at this point you're trying to
to use a condom like a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's not it's not the it's it's the materials different.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
And there's some sort of lubricant too that won't dry out. Sure,
I don't know. It's disposed. We'll make your own different
strokes for different yokes. You know, it's on their website.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Hi Elliott the Morning.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
His name?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I will also be John Doe.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh, I just talked to your brother.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So I've used these tenda eggs before because I had
seen people talking about how great they were, and they
are not worth the hype in my opinion, especially if
you're on the larger side.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The stretching qualities are vastly overrated.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay. By the way, I don't know if there's I
don't know if there's any advertisers listening, but if if
there are or or or potential advertisers, if you guys
are looking for big dong guys, both both the last
callers have sat like they're so big, I'm just saying
that that that that's great. I don't know, I don't
know specifically who I'm targeting, but if you need big
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dong people, you found the right show.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I'm John Doe. Fertenga.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, but so but now, okay, so the stretch, the
stretchiness may be for you an issue. What about the
what about just the throwaway ability? It's a one user.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, I mean honestly, with the with the price, like
there are a few buffs each and I'd just rather
use my hands.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, real talk, We'll edit that part out for the
ad No, No, that's fine, that's honest. That's on. So
you weren't you weren't using a flesh light before?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I actually did get one afterwards because I was like,
these things suck.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Maybe something else is better? And are you have you
have you enjoyed the flesh light or same thing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I mean it's it works, does the job.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Elliott? Like the other John?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Are they taking your plate away? At some point?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You are eating? I'm having Charcoonterie tweet like I love Charkooter.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's like i'd read between each sentence instead of breathing,
I'm going to take advice.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Like it's absurd. Are you? Are you hornry all this
egg talk?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And but you don't mind you must not mind the
cleaning of the flesh light. It's annoying.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's I don't use it very often because of that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Right see, and that is very good. I appreciate it,
Thank you, John. That is that's that's the problem. That's
the problem is the cleaning. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Here is a video here, watch it. It's on YouTube.
And I didn't even have to verify my age, so
I imagine it's going to be quite clean, Kristen. So they
take it out of so inside there's.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
A lot of loop.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Dude, Okay, that explains erth one worry of mine. So
they are claiming it stretches quite a bit, but I
could see I could see where a well endowed person
would struggle with it. But do they sell bigger eggs?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I think they're all one size. I think they had the.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What's that vacuum cup?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Duh?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Here this one says it's the easy beat stronger. Does
that mean larger?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What was your question about? What? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
That that you can tell that that is a different size.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Thank you? What were used to what was your your
loube issue? Oh? Just whether it came with loub You
told me I had to make my own used theirs.
They use a lot of lube though. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
That also I feel like maybe some of the rubber
used in the flesh slight is a little bit uh worn,
no more sensitive, uh to to your sensitivities. This because
it's one use, you get concerned that it's maybe not
built to be say how to McGruff an heirloom.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
My pappy had it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh, we don't pass this flesh light down for generations.
Happy bar mitzvah, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
This is Dave?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yes, Dave?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
What can I?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Are you familiar with flashlights and eggs?
Speaker 10 (18:08):
My wife has been getting me these eggs for about
a year and a half, so when she's tired, she
has something else to do.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, the one part is yes, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Oh dude, yeah, I love them. Oh really the thing
is yeah, no, So the if you look at it
on the inside, on the packaging, there's actually different textures
on the inside.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
And it's a surprise.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Well, so on the on the packaging it has like
swirls or dots. It's different, different variations of feelings.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So it tells you based on the outside, based on quote,
the wrapping of the egg, you would be able to
tell what the inside is. Yes, interesting, interesting, and each
one has.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
A little plastic tube that kind of keeps its shape
and it has a small thing of loube.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's it one right, exactly. Yeah about that tornado, Hey,
isn't there correct me if I'm wrong? Like that little
tube of lube like that, that's a lot of lube.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, yoh, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You can never have too.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Much like it, so so I'm trying to say that
the best way. If there's too much and you squeeze
too hard, it kind of shoots out because of pressure
on the inside.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So sure, absolutely, it's like jumping in a bathtub with
too much water in it. Yep, Hey, what is it?
Do you like it better though, because you can just
throw it out. There's no cleaning.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
Yeah, it's yeah, real simple, just you know, one and
done and that's it. And I've had well we had
a flashlight before, and like you said, the cleaning is terrible.
This makes it really easy as a merried couple. Just
dang bang boom.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah exactly, exactly, all right, very good, very good, heavy
Valentine's Day. I'm telling you, they they the the fact
that there's no clean is genius.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, I could see and you had it from the
first two collars where that is a pain in the neck.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now, we also had from the first two callers that
they're their size, right, I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Feel like i'd struggle there.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I definitely wouldn't. I use mini eggs, Hi Elliott in
the morning. Hey, yes, sir, So this is for Tyler.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
It sounds like a text, Kurt.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I have been using one for years. How do you
know if it's the one time used?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Because I didn't know I was supposed.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
To throw it out?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Do you clean it?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:54):
See that's that's another thing, is you gotta clean it.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
Get to clean app after every time you're gonna be
a mess down there, you have to clean up that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They just mean who doesn't take a horse after?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, that's fair, that's fair. But you're not standing at
the kitchen sink open unscrewing your flesh light and going like,
all right, well here's some dove soap and I'm doing
this like it just it makes it much easier. Yes,
you got to splash the berries, but still I understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Well, also, how do I know that I'm post away?
It's kind of it came in an Easter egg.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You open it up, I chose the one with waved
by the way.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
That last guy, you got it right. And there's a
lot of different function and.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Uh, the waves because I know how to give the
fel the waves are the best.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You don't want to dot.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Good flex by the way, I figure, all right, very good,
very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
So they don't have to be single use.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I guess you could fold it inside out and wash it.
But they are intended to be single, you know, I
understand that. Yeah, yes, I mean listen, so we're ziploc bags.
But plenty of Jewish grandmothers m Carter and Jimmy Carter
for the bags. No. Also, I had a flashlight.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Oh boy, Timothy Salomon, I got in trouble for that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
But yes, I guess you could fold it inside out
and give it a give it a scrub down.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
A couple of people have asked where you would buy
these tanga? Yeah, but are they distributed anywhere and reach?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh, I think it's only online. I think it's only online.
I don't know if like like it wouldn't didn't they say,
isn't tanga like the uniclo of sex toys where it's
like they got everything? It's fun. It's cool looking, but yes,
can you get them through Timu? Of course you can't,
(23:02):
but you're running a risk.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
There sometimes extra money.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It's cheaper. I think they're a dollar through Timu or
five bucks through Tanga. But order you're not getting it,
ain't prime. It's not getting there tomorrow. Although you know
what does Amazon?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I can check here and the Amazon does there?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You go it? Yeah, I get that overnight.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, Lauren, I don't know if then the storm that's coming,
if you can get it tomorrow, but we'll see what
they can do in terms of delivery to the hotel.
And by the way, even if you have no interest
in anything we've discussed for twenty minutes, it is worth
knowing that these products are out there because you may
think it's just a fun design on the Kinderjoy toy chocolate,
(23:57):
but it's really supposed to tell you what the sensation
is for your penis, because we know what a vagina
feels like.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
What's wrong, Diane? Did you not think the first time
Tyler and I ever hide five was going to be
at the end of that sentence?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
All?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Very good, very good,
Have you guys owned sex toys?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yeah, okay, well, don't be embarrassed. What did you own? Oh?
Just the regular you know, five vibrator stuff, all right,
so vibrators. Don't be embarrassed, don't be everybody's got them vibrators. Yes,
did your husband own anything? No?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Flesh light?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why why is that? Why is that.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
First one inquired about the If you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Were going to say, I need to get a buddy,
I'm being honest. You're you're shopping for a man, right,
and you all of us, all of our spouse No, No,
we're all shopping for for a friend, and we're gonna
get But it's a man. It's a man, and you
were gonna get him his first sex toy. What else
you're getting other than a flesh light? I mean there's
(00:52):
plenty of things you can get, obviously, sea rings, plugs like,
you can get all you can get all that stuff
when you when't you get a flesh I feel like
that's what I would buy for someone.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Is that what guys wants?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, but you were gonna surprise it. It's almost Valentine's Day.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Wait, I'm married, I'll have to do a show up naked.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
He's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know, ma'am, I know, But I'm just saying, if
you were going to buy him a sex toy, what
would you get him?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
All right, I will go with the flesh light.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then, thank you, thank you, Diane, you're buying Scott a
sex toy.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I wouldn't even know. I mean, I guess, do I
have to go flesh later?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can go whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
But she's not. She's mocking my question. She's mocking my question. Kristen,
what would you get Mike?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You have no idea?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Oh my god, I acted better when I thought we
were buying male friends toys. Again, We're back at all right.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Mike Jones. We have to get Mike Jones a gift.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Flesh Light.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Fleshlight one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But that's because of who he is, right, he seems
like a fleshlight guy.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But is there anybody that you would go no, no, no, no, no
no plugs rings Well, he came up on the show
Sound a couple of weeks ago, Kaplan now Locke flesh light.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
No, he was big under rings ring.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh that's true, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
He did.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He was big into sea rings Kaplin. We all like, Mike,
what are we getting him?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Flesh light? Is this hard for anybody?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I would probably get him like a gimp maskative.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait, hold on, I'm getting a text praise hands. Here's
why I'm asking. Do you know what one of the
hottest selling sex toys is in that in the entire
industy story right now? Eggs?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm sorry, we can't even afford them for free.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, no, not not eggs that you eat. Oh oh
oh no, not eggs that you eat.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't next toys as a sex toy.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Then eggs?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Do they go by any other name?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Tanga Eggs Tannga. That's the name of the company that
makes them. So they look like you know what they
look like, you know, like for for Halloween, not Halloween,
for like maybe Valentine's Dame. Maybe for Halloween. Those eggs
that are wrapped in foil, well they look like regular eggs, right,
like the chocolate ones for Easter. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that that are wrapped in foil. Now imagine what what
(03:41):
are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I'm picturing the musical shaker.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh oh, that's not what I thought you were doing.
I thought you were thinking of the sex toy and
a getting after it there.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
No, I don't know how you're gonna tell me to
use an egg. I actually would assume that my hand
would have to be on the other side of my body.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No no, no, no, front of your body.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh oh, my legs up.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So here's what they are, and then I'm going to
tell you why they are selling like crazy. I'm expecting
you know what, Kristen, will you? Will you do me
a favor. I need one of two people, somebody that's
tried one of these and they'll know exactly what I'm
talking about. Or somebody that has a flesh light, whether
it's their own or their or it's a it's a
(04:27):
it's a woman whose boyfriend, husband, whatever has a flesh light,
than you wouldn't be embarrassed to call if Scott had
a flesh light.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
He does not.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I didn't ask if he did. I'm saying if he did,
you wouldn't be embarrassed to call and say, yeah, my
husband has a flesh light, okay, And if Scott had one,
I wouldn't. He should not be embarrassed to call either.
Women aren't embarrassed to say they have a vibrator. Why
would anybody be embarrassed to say they have a flesh
light or an egg?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Does everyone know what a flesh light is? Oh, Kristen
doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You don't know what it is. I'm not gonna be
good it explaining this. It is a it is a.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
It's a flashlight looking rubber opening representing either oral, vaginal
or anal.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
She goes, ah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So it's like, I don't even know what words you're
using in that sentence.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did your Google Wait, how do you not think oral?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, picture a flashlight first, vaginal?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, don't point anal? No, stop pointing, and then take
that away all of them. So, yes, some of them
are made to look vaginal, some of them are made
to look anal, and some of them are made to
look mouthful. And you take the flashlight.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh, st Elliott, it's just the screen. It was like
someone was thrown into the side of the wrestling ring.
But that's but that's what they are, that stuff by monitor.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, it's not only fans. I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Do you want to know how he did it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean he was teaching Kristen what like Alice doesn't
know what a.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Flesh light is thrusting into the console.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
So anyway, these eggs have taken off and depending like
you could get Tanga is kind of the the the
ones who made it, and they cost about six seven bucks.
You could get them through Timu for like like ninety cents.
(06:41):
But it is it looks like an egg, right, It's
shaped like an egg. It looks like an egg, and
you use it very similar to how you would use
a flesh light. Okay, how what's wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Now? I'm lost because you're telling me it's the size
of an egg.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Can you please? I mean that is how you use it.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, but a fleshlight is as longer it can be,
sure it is. It's why they call it that because
it looks like a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Right, Okay, but it doesn't. It doesn't necessarily have to
be a mag light either, but it's it is. It
is longer. Yes, I'll give you that. Yeah, why are those.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Because I don't want anything ever to pop up on
the screen that I haven't asked Diane or Christmas to see.
I'm going to now turn off the blur. Kristen's not looking,
but you'll understand quickly why I don't see how you
could use what Elliot's describing as an egg when the
flesh light looks like this flashlight.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Here they are you can see these are vaginal Here.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Do you get it now, Kristin, I'm blurring them again. Oh,
come on, prude. So this is smaller. But what's the
big difference between and and you? By the way you
use it the same way? Right, there's an orifice at
the at the opening of the egg, just like there's
(08:22):
an orifice at the opening of the fleshlight. What is
the big difference?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Insertable length, Alice, Alice, Now I'm I could say that
to the sharks in the tank. That's fine for broadcast television. Meanwhile,
my business partner just keeps making uncomfortable movements with his hips.
(08:51):
Oh right, at Laurie, where.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Am I going? Kristin? Line three? Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Hey, this is this.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Is Hey John John Doe. Do you have a flesh light?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So the beautiful miss Riley Reid was on a certain
podcast and she was touting her newest addition to the market. So,
being a newly separated gentleman, I figured I would give
that a try. And uh, it's a little short. But hey,
that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, let me ask you this was she was she
was she marketing? Was she marketing a flesh light? Or
was she marketing an egg?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Her flesh light?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Her flesh light? Okay, that's fine, and you got it
and you you you've used it? Do you like it?
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, like I said, it's a little short.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine. That's okay. But now let
me ask you this. But aren't they like eight nine inches?
Or is she one of those pocket peas? Let me
ask you this, is there anything? Is there anything about
the flesh light? And please don't say it's but is
there anything about the upkeep of the flesh light that
(10:04):
you don't like?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, dignity goes out the window when you have to
clean it afterwards, and when you have to powder it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like stop, stop right there. You're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
When he said dignity went out the window when.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You have to clean it and powder it. You are
one hundred percent right. And that that is okay, Kristen.
Do I have to explain why you're powdering? Why do
you put gold bond powder on your nuts? Absorb the sweat?
So if there's after you clean it, if there's any
moisture that's left from the thing that you would have
(10:38):
you powder it.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
A little bit's been walking around wet nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So here's where the egg comes in. And listen, John Doe,
I appreciate you being honest. You know what these are.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Disposable like a single use.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's a single use of flesh light. Humhm, Now is
it the same size? No? Does it get the same
job done? Yes? And instead of having to because they
went back they listened to market research. They went back
and said to people, hey, would you be would you
(11:19):
would you obviously people that have flesh lights, they were like,
what's the downside? And then they said to people would
you get a flesh light? And like the guy said,
the dignity goes out the window when you're like, uh,
look at them. Here I go, I can't believe I'm
washing this. But if you could use it and toss
it done?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Now on the Tenga site where they've got all the
different varieties, like you can even buy like a little
six pack of eggs, like a little multi pack.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They come as cartons.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah, the the question of like the size comes up,
but it says though it's small, the super stretchable elastomer
can drastic expand for a snug fit regardless of your size.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I think that's more of a girthy thing.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh okay, now I need to see some pictures of
the egg because.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
In use no, well maybe because we'll turn off safe search.
What was was the elastomer said, that's what That's how
it's turned on their site. Yeah, is elastomer.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
When I had my broken ankle at the end of
the year and I had to stretch that sock over
my over my cast, was that an elastomer? Oh, that's
how they're sold. Look how nice they are.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
They are painted up as if they're if.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's a natural I mean, Jesus Christ, look at vibrators.
They look like dolphins with pearls and everything. Why can't
I have something nice?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Elastomer is a natural or synthetic polymer having elastic properties.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Like rubber, I'm rubber, you're glue. So now I do
see this stretch genus to Elliott of this demonstration, but
I am still kind of at a loss for explaining.
(13:12):
It looks like you're at this point you're trying to
to use a condom like a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's not it's not the it's it's the materials different.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
And there's some sort of lubricant too that won't dry out. Sure,
I don't know. It's disposed. We'll make your own different
strokes for different yokes. You know, it's on their website.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Hi Elliott the Morning.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
His name?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, Hi, who's that?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I will also be John Doe.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh, I just talked to your brother.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So I've used these tenda eggs before because I had
seen people talking about how great they were, and they
are not worth the hype in my opinion, especially if
you're on the larger side.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The stretching qualities are vastly overrated.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay. By the way, I don't know if there's I
don't know if there's any advertisers listening, but if if
there are or or or potential advertisers, if you guys
are looking for big dong guys, both both the last
callers have sat like they're so big, I'm just saying
that that that that's great. I don't know, I don't
know specifically who I'm targeting, but if you need big
(14:36):
dong people, you found the right show.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I'm John Doe. Fertenga.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, but so but now, okay, so the stretch, the
stretchiness may be for you an issue. What about the
what about just the throwaway ability? It's a one user.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, I mean honestly, with the with the price, like
there are a few buffs each and I'd just rather
use my hands.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, real talk, We'll edit that part out for the
ad No, No, that's fine, that's honest. That's on. So
you weren't you weren't using a flesh light before?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I actually did get one afterwards because I was like,
these things suck.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Maybe something else is better? And are you have you
have you enjoyed the flesh light or same thing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I mean it's it works, does the job.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Elliott? Like the other John?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Are they taking your plate away? At some point?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You are eating? I'm having Charcoonterie tweet like I love Charkooter.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's like i'd read between each sentence instead of breathing,
I'm going to take advice.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Like it's absurd. Are you? Are you hornry all this
egg talk?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And but you don't mind you must not mind the
cleaning of the flesh light. It's annoying.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's I don't use it very often because of that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Right see, and that is very good. I appreciate it,
Thank you, John. That is that's that's the problem. That's
the problem is the cleaning. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Here is a video here, watch it. It's on YouTube.
And I didn't even have to verify my age, so
I imagine it's going to be quite clean, Kristen. So they
take it out of so inside there's.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
A lot of loop.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Dude, Okay, that explains erth one worry of mine. So
they are claiming it stretches quite a bit, but I
could see I could see where a well endowed person
would struggle with it. But do they sell bigger eggs?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I think they're all one size. I think they had the.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What's that vacuum cup?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Duh?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Here this one says it's the easy beat stronger. Does
that mean larger?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What was your question about? What? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
That that you can tell that that is a different size.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Thank you? What were used to what was your your
loube issue? Oh? Just whether it came with loub You
told me I had to make my own used theirs.
They use a lot of lube though. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
That also I feel like maybe some of the rubber
used in the flesh slight is a little bit uh worn,
no more sensitive, uh to to your sensitivities. This because
it's one use, you get concerned that it's maybe not
built to be say how to McGruff an heirloom.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
My pappy had it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh, we don't pass this flesh light down for generations.
Happy bar mitzvah, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
This is Dave?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yes, Dave?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
What can I?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Are you familiar with flashlights and eggs?
Speaker 10 (18:08):
My wife has been getting me these eggs for about
a year and a half, so when she's tired, she
has something else to do.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, the one part is yes, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Oh dude, yeah, I love them. Oh really the thing
is yeah, no, So the if you look at it
on the inside, on the packaging, there's actually different textures
on the inside.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
And it's a surprise.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Well, so on the on the packaging it has like
swirls or dots. It's different, different variations of feelings.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So it tells you based on the outside, based on quote,
the wrapping of the egg, you would be able to
tell what the inside is. Yes, interesting, interesting, and each
one has.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
A little plastic tube that kind of keeps its shape
and it has a small thing of loube.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's it one right, exactly. Yeah about that tornado, Hey,
isn't there correct me if I'm wrong? Like that little
tube of lube like that, that's a lot of lube.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
No, yoh, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You can never have too.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Much like it, so so I'm trying to say that
the best way. If there's too much and you squeeze
too hard, it kind of shoots out because of pressure
on the inside.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So sure, absolutely, it's like jumping in a bathtub with
too much water in it. Yep, Hey, what is it?
Do you like it better though, because you can just
throw it out. There's no cleaning.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
Yeah, it's yeah, real simple, just you know, one and
done and that's it. And I've had well we had
a flashlight before, and like you said, the cleaning is terrible.
This makes it really easy as a merried couple. Just
dang bang boom.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah exactly, exactly, all right, very good, very good, heavy
Valentine's Day. I'm telling you, they they the the fact
that there's no clean is genius.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, I could see and you had it from the
first two collars where that is a pain in the neck.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now, we also had from the first two callers that
they're their size, right, I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Feel like i'd struggle there.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I definitely wouldn't. I use mini eggs, Hi Elliott in
the morning. Hey, yes, sir, So this is for Tyler.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
It sounds like a text, Kurt.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
I have been using one for years. How do you
know if it's the one time used?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Because I didn't know I was supposed.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
To throw it out?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Do you clean it?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:54):
See that's that's another thing, is you gotta clean it.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
Get to clean app after every time you're gonna be
a mess down there, you have to clean up that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
They just mean who doesn't take a horse after?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Okay, that's fair, that's fair. But you're not standing at
the kitchen sink open unscrewing your flesh light and going like,
all right, well here's some dove soap and I'm doing
this like it just it makes it much easier. Yes,
you got to splash the berries, but still I understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Well, also, how do I know that I'm post away?
It's kind of it came in an Easter egg.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You open it up, I chose the one with waved
by the way.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
That last guy, you got it right. And there's a
lot of different function and.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Uh, the waves because I know how to give the
fel the waves are the best.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You don't want to dot.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Good flex by the way, I figure, all right, very good,
very good, Thank you, sir, thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
So they don't have to be single use.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I guess you could fold it inside out and wash it.
But they are intended to be single, you know, I
understand that. Yeah, yes, I mean listen, so we're ziploc bags.
But plenty of Jewish grandmothers m Carter and Jimmy Carter
for the bags. No. Also, I had a flashlight.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Oh boy, Timothy Salomon, I got in trouble for that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
But yes, I guess you could fold it inside out
and give it a give it a scrub down.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
A couple of people have asked where you would buy
these tanga? Yeah, but are they distributed anywhere and reach?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh, I think it's only online. I think it's only online.
I don't know if like like it wouldn't didn't they say,
isn't tanga like the uniclo of sex toys where it's
like they got everything? It's fun. It's cool looking, but yes,
can you get them through Timu? Of course you can't,
(23:02):
but you're running a risk.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
There sometimes extra money.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
It's cheaper. I think they're a dollar through Timu or
five bucks through Tanga. But order you're not getting it,
ain't prime. It's not getting there tomorrow. Although you know
what does Amazon?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I can check here and the Amazon does there?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You go it? Yeah, I get that overnight.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, Lauren, I don't know if then the storm that's coming,
if you can get it tomorrow, but we'll see what
they can do in terms of delivery to the hotel.
And by the way, even if you have no interest
in anything we've discussed for twenty minutes, it is worth
knowing that these products are out there because you may
think it's just a fun design on the Kinderjoy toy chocolate,
(23:57):
but it's really supposed to tell you what the sensation
is for your penis, because we know what a vagina
feels like.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
What's wrong, Diane? Did you not think the first time
Tyler and I ever hide five was going to be
at the end of that sentence?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Didn't?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
All?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Very good, very good,
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