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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I'm going to start with the date, because the date,
and by the way, no passive listening here, no passive listening.
The date's important. The dates will be March twenty first
through March twenty third. And the reason I tell you
that right up front is that's coming around pretty quickly, right,
two weeks from today to be one hundred percent dead on.
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So for moving forward, the weekend of March twenty first
through March twenty third will now be known as Elliot
in the Morning's Vegas Weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, But here's where it gets a little bit bigger. Okay,
here's where it's going to get a little bit bigger. Yes,
we are going to Vegas, and so are you. So
we partnered up with bed MGM, and we're taking a
bunch of winners with us. And when I say a bunch,
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I mean a bunch of winners are going with us.
So starting on Monday, this coming Monday, when we get
back in here from the weekend, we will still do
hundreds a day at seven thirty and nine o'clock. When
you win one hundred dollars, you do not qualify to
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win a trip.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You win a trip.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now Everybody that wins hundreds of day next week, and
then Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday of the following week wins a
trip to go with us to Vegas. That's why I
said no passive listening. I don't want somebody to be like, oh,
I qualify for it. No, no, no no. So on Monday,
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we'll tell you to call in, you'll win your hundred
dollars and you will win a trip to go to Vegas.
And then when we do it at nine o'clock, you
will call in, you will try to win, you will
win your cash, and you will win a trip to
go to Vegas. Everybody that wins cash next week wins
a trip to go to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Like for those trying to do the math in their head, yes,
it's the biggest thing we've ever done.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's up there, for sure. It is definitely up there.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday of next week, two
winners a day, you and your guest will join us
as we go to Las Vegas Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. The
week after that, you and your guest will win a
trip to go to Vegas, and then we're in Vegas
on Friday. Now here's a couple things you need to
know for when we're going to Vegas, right, So well,
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Vegas weekend is March twenty first through March twenty third. Again,
thank you very much to bet MGM. A couple things
will be going on that weekend. First of all, as
you know, that weekend is the beginning, is the first
weekend of the tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Bet MGM is also going to give everybody who.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Goes you will get VIP passes to their March matchups,
parties and events that are taking place.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
The events are pretty cool. The events are very cool.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Also, oh let me mention this, have either of you
two ever stayed at the Cosmopolitan?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's never been that, okay, so a simple nerd there.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So you've never stayed at the Cosmopolitan. That's where all
of our winners will be staying. Beautiful hotel right on
the strip. It's gorgeous, gorgeous. Inside the hotel is a
bet MGM sports book. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And then so they're going to be hosting parties.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
BETMGM is going to be hosting parties, not just in
the Cosmopolitan sports Book, but for more March matchups.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
They're going to be hosting parties.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And so they were like, listen, we'll give all the
winners passes to go to these parties. Right, so you
get passes to go to these parties for March matchups.
That's number one. Also the other thing that I thought
would be nice to do so Friday, Right, everybody arrives
in Vegas, well not everybody are winners.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Thank you going for free.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We'll have a nice little happy hour, little meet and greet.
We'll go over all the itinerary and everything. Here's the
other things that I could promise you that you will
be able to take advantage of. Right, so you get
your VIP passes for March matchups through bet MGM. Number two,
we'll do a little welcome happy hour. Everybody should have
a couple of cocktails. That'll be nice. I was going
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through some of the bars at the Cosmopolitan, and I
haven't figured out with BETMGM where we'll do it. Have
you been to any of the bars at the Cosmopolitan Elliott?
I love that you're going to Vegas. I love that
you're going to Vegas. I love that you're going.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And we get again.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Diane hasn't been there in twenty some years, Christian, have
you ever been You've never been to Vegas. Have you
ever stayed at the Cosmopolitan? Oh, it's awesome. They got
a great sports book.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I hope we get bourn Street Tyler in Vegas. It's
insane that I'm finally going. And Kristian as well. But
the scope of this is just hard to comprehend. It's massive.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh I'm not done. I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
So on Saturday, I'm thinking late afternoon, early evening, right,
and we're bringing like if you start doing the math,
I don't know exactly, but there's thirty some odd almost
forty people that are going to be going, right. I
thought it would be nice to have a big Elliet
in the morning family dinner. We will do that at Emmett's.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh perfect. I know the chef, he'll be there. He
is stoked. Are you kidding me? He is stoked.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So we'll do dinner at Emmetts, and we will do
it a little bit on the early side because after dinner,
everybody also gets tickets to go see our buddy Burt Kreischer,
who is performing on the strip. Perfect Bert's in town.
You know who's stoke? Were coming to Vegas, Burt Bert?
So yes, that's your weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't even say a weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's just it's not well it is. I mean, that's it.
It's our Vegas weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But it is just it's so much bigger than a weekend.
You like to argue because we finished this show at
ten or eleven something. Yes, we essentially have Fridays off
right now. This is a blowout.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes. Oh by the way, I'm glad you said that.
I do know for the flights, you will have to
miss work on Friday. So just no, that's why those
dates are important. Winning starts Monday. I did look and
inside the Cosmopolitan and listen, everything's open all night. Oh
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my god, it's one of the greatest cities in the world.
You know what's going to be good about three am?
Hattie Bee's Nashville Hot Chicken. Absolutely, just as you're settling in. Absolutely.
And then so I know what you're thinking, Elliott. So
we get in on Friday, we have the happy hour, right,
and then we'll have passes. But like I said, it's
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opening weekend of the tournament.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's what Big Red just wrote. You're going to Vegas
for the first round of the NCAA tournament. Holy hell,
best promotion.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, and am I the only one in here that's
ever been in a sports book.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I've been in one, not for a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh it's awesome, I have not it is you didn't
last time you were in Vegas, you didn't go to
a sportsbook. Watching sports in a sports book is awesome.
I can't imagine watching Opening Weekend from a sports book will.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Be insane, insane.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And in my head all I can hear is walking
through the casino in just the sound of money. Oh
my god, it's gonna be good. So anyway, so anyway,
so again Friday, we'll have a happy hour. We'll bet
MGM wants to make sure you have your VIP passes
for the March matchups.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, you could stay there, you could go to their
sports book.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
There's the strip is out there. So I wanted one
thing I said is I want to have stuff for
everybody to do. But I also want free time for
everybody because unlike well like Tyler and Kristen never been
to Vegas. I want you to have time to be
able to go do stuff. So you want to go
walk the strip, Go walk the Strip. You want to
go to old old Vegas like Fremont Street and ride
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the zip line, you want to go like take a
piss on the rugs at Binions. Fine, everybody else does.
So I want you to be able to. I want
you to have time to explore Vegas and go nuts.
I want you to have time to gamble. I want
you to have time to just just walk, go see everything,
if you've never been before, if you have been with
a great refresher.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
So we will have the the the Welcome Happy Hour.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We will have dinner at Emmett's on Saturday, and then
everybody will get tickets to go see Chrysler's show on
the Strip on Saturday night. And keep in mind, when
the show's over, it's Vegas. It ain't going to sleep yep,
bird ain't going to sleep.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, Justin writes, what is like talking about? This is
definitely the biggest prize ever. Okay, listen, I like everything
that we do. I like everything we do. This is big,
though I told you this was big. I told you
this was big. Oh that is true. It's not going
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to be one fifty degrees.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I can't wait to walk at the strip with a yard.
And if you've never smelled Vegas at about midnight on
the strip, it will remind you of being in the
stairwell of a parking garage. Because there's so much weed,
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it is going to be fan tasted.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Are these guys still out there the Oh yeah, no, Diane.
No strip clubs, No strip clubs. But that's how.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You're on your own. If you want to go do that,
you're on your own. There's plenty of free time for everybody.
There's plenty of organized time for everybody. John writes, I
am gambling heavy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The smell at the Cosmopolitan is a magical best smelling
accommodations in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know what the Cosmopolitan and Tyler. You'll know this
from all the times you've been there. The Cosmopolitan is awesome.
It's in a great spot on the strip. No, no,
it really is. It really is, like if you're on
the strip.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It is is.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I believe it's wedged between Park MGM and the Bellagio.
I think it's right across the street from Paris. But
it's great, and we are role in the strip.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I gotta go shopping for what fits.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No one else was thinking though, No, not at all.
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The Christler you stoked. I think it'll be awesome. I
think it'll be great. This is why I was so
bummed out to not be able to announce it on Monday.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
So it starts. Winning starts Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And again I want to be clear about two things,
just so everybody's clear. It's the weekend of March twenty
first through twenty third. Flight is in two weeks. Winning
starts on Monday. Win cash and qualify to win a trip.
You win cash and a trip for you and a
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guest to join us in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I can't believe we're going to Vegas. I can't believe
we're going to Vegas. Last year we went to Cincinnati.
We're going to Vegas. Nothing wrong with Cincinnati, but we're
going to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm always already seeing messaging from some people that won
hundreds this week. No, this was this was never and
I swear on my father's grave, this was never going
to be executed this week. Elliott was just announcing that
it was going to start in March tenth on Monday.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh I mean yeah, I mean if you if, I mean,
I'll break that down for you real quick. A lot
of times when we do stuff, you win cash and
you qualify for a trip, right, and that's fine.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Normally we don't have the luxury of bringing almost forty
people with us when we go somewhere. So the reason
I was so excited to announce it on Monday was
to drive home the point you're not qualifying. You you
are winning starting on the tenth.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, starting on Monday. Yeah, this week you were never
gonna win. You were supposed to know.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm already bringing forty.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You think bet MGM's got that kind of money.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I mean they probably do, but no, you were nobody
This week was winning a trip.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
This was to always start on the tenth.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We just wanted to remind people of the biggest thing
we've ever done.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, starting overstated, overtaking forty people to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
And hopefully coming back with them, putting them up, I
don't know, getting them access to these bed MGM March matchups, parties,
going to dinner at Emmett's, seeing Bert Kreischer live.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, it doesn't get bigger. And they're keeping Vegas open
twenty four hours. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be awesome.
Will you guys come to Binions. You have to you
have to go to Binions. Please, Worth mentioning you will
be so let down.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Your new Netflix special debuts March eighteen.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
That's called The Market Town.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The uh Birth said he's exciting. Burt knows we're coming.
Bert definitely knows we're coming.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Bert gave us the tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, that is true.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You know what kind of ask it is when you
send a promoter a request.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I just need forty. I just need forty forty.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I just need forty that many tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's vegans. Come on, I just need forty.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Never been that nervous to hit send on an email.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Winning starts Monday