Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you didn't check out the latest release and kisses
off the soundboard authorize live recording set in space. No, no,
I did not like the fifth or sixth one that's
come out.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes I did not. I did not listen.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You want to talk about stuff that should be in
a hard rock cafe?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The Oh, you know what? You know, what's a great question.
I don't want to derail you. You know what's a
great question? Though? Is there kiss stuff in the hard rock? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
There has to be. I have photos on my phone
from Orlando of my son in front of the Peter
chriscat suit and my daughter in front of the Ace
Freely guitar.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now they get Did they ask to be paid for
their stuff or did they donate it?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know how they obtained how the Seminole tribe
now owns it? Right, don't you own the merchandise? And
said I believe so. I believe so are in your restaurants,
by the way, on this newest off the soundboard, you
will hear. You will hear neither Ace nor Peter because
it's from the Asylum Tour nineteen eighty five. Right, But
(01:05):
I have to play for you. I'm so glad we
have time for this. I have to play for you
one of Paul Stanley's between song banters.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh, Diane loved this.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And he's famous for. I mean, there was an internet
compilation made called people let me get this off my chest?
Like he's he's famous for. Not only the voice. Didn't
Christen you tried to do an impression of him once
after seeing him Baltimore, So the voice leaves a mark.
But he tells this story and there's been versions of it,
but this is like an official release, which is why
(01:41):
I just it stopped me in my tracks as he
was talking, and then I sent the note to you
that was like I have to if there's time, yeah,
play you some of this.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is December third, nineteen eighty five, and they are
in San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh okay, are you ready, Diane? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Rise no no, oh my god. I have to get
to the story, so you don't. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Alright, one more time?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Why I want to ask you something? Now?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Wait, hold on, hold on surgery, his mouth numb, He
also bother he.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He the entire show, even even Jeane. They refuse to
call it San Antonio. They all say san Antono. Doesn't
that sound like his tongue is No, that's what Paul
Stanley sounds like. No, but it's pronounced He's my hero.
(03:06):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, it's pronounced san Antonio.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You had a question before Diane kept mocking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The no, no, no, no. I am good to go.
I am good.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Just this is not even this is town.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
This is like.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
This is in Nestling is a cheap pop. He's just
he's just making sure the crowds.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Story something something.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Oh, yes, okay, I thought you did.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Sorry, al right, here we go. If Doc McGee gets
wind of this, we're going to get an angry I'm
gonna be in court.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh you're gonna lose your membership to the army.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm in this.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right. Here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Should I even?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes? Please do?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Where do you want me to how about? Well you
can stop from the beginner. Why.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I want to ask you something now.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And I want you to tell me the truth. I
am a good time tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So that's just him's making sure the crowd still with
him because this was late in the set. It was
late in a set, and here comes here comes in
all timer from Paul Stanley. Here we go. This is
what he was doing earlier in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I want to tell you all something.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
This afternoon, I was walking down the hallway with my hotel,
minded my own business. I was just walking around kind.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Of like this.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I understand. There's U and it's a little it's a strut.
It's kind of like it's he teases the hair when
he does it, and he just kind of falls aside
to side. Yeah, it's the same he's it's the same
thing he does. And I know you'll definitely know this.
When he pretends he's making out with somebody, he puts his.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Arms around him and been pleased.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With his hair.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yes, yes, yes, all right, so he's but I needed
hit to be set up that he was at the hotel. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now, all of a sudden, I see this.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All of the sudden, because he is Diane, we're not
going allowed to use transitional phrases. I don't. All of
a sudden, what do you sound like that's not saying up? Okay.
This reminds me of when I wanted you to hear
(06:26):
this new Craig laugh I found and I didn't realize
how weird I sounded in the entire segment, and you
may fund of me the whole time. I did listen
to this again. This is Kiss off the Soundboard, san Antonio, Texas,
December third, nineteen eighty five. Authorized. They knew they were
releasing this. Sure, I didn't listen to this, thinking his
voice sounded funny.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's very he's got like some weird impediment going here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I just wanted you. And then he went away from
it and came right back. Okay, I just here's here
comes the story.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Now, all of a sudden, not see this woma.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Walking down the hall, and she had her hair pulled
up tight, and she had on glasses, and she had
the biggest tits I've seen in alarm time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Can you picture her? Are you ready for the next party?
Holding your chest? Are you okay? Yeah? No, I'm good.
Did you got that? It was a woman?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Woman?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right? So he's gonna go up to her. Now.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I go walking over to me. I said, mama, what
are you doing? She said, baby, I'm a teacher. I said, sweetheart,
what are you teaching? She said, I'm teaching geography. I
said to her, baby, I don't know too much about geography,
but you and me are going to take a trip.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Around the world. Do you remember who he's talking to? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That was the biggest tits. You know one mom, you
have to.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Remember too. Hes got very profanes. Maybe the wrong word
was this their attitude error, but I mean, yeah, it's again.
Here we go. This is like where when they took
the makeup off. Instead of innuendo, it was just like
put out there. This is this isn't They're unmasked on
this tour obviously, and this Isco and Eric Carr right
(08:43):
like I like Derek Carr r I p all right.
So this is when the woman realizes she is running late.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I get to her room.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I get to a room and she says, make your
self comfortable. I said, oh right. She says, why don't
you take off your shirt?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You ready? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I get the whole room.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We heard that one o case, I skipped one. I
knew the time.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let me repeat my fell and the sequence.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Singer is off. The sequence singers off. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now we start.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Discussing things, and things are going real good.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
And she says to.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Me, Paul, I go to Gooden. I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I gotta go to my room and take a shower,
I said, sweetheart, can I come.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So now? Now we're in Now we're in the room,
in the room, okay, so I'll play let me play
this part.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Okay, here we go, and she says, make yourself comfortable.
I said, oh right. She says, why don't you take
off your shirt?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And obviously you're dealing with the super famous rock and
roll Sorry, you can't stop at the shirt.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
And then she says to me, don't stop there, why
don't you take.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Off your pants? So here we are, still taking off
his pants.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
This woman comes walking over to me and she takes
the top button at the rise in my levis.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Okay, he got boned, Eric, this is this is why.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Get that?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And she got big.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's my sand and tone bone.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
And she had the biggest tits a long time.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
This is why I keep messing up the sequencing because
you keep all right. So we're back. He's got a rise.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And she takes the top button at the rise in
my levis and she goes, and I go, and she
takes the next button and she goes, and I go,
don't stop now, baby, because you have entered the danger zone.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now this is important because I don't feel like you've
really been paying attention.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Diane doesn't know where the danger zone.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Do you remember the nice lady's profession. She is the
teacher of.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Geography.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And at this point Paul remembers he does know something
about geography.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I got a lot to learn, but I'll tell you something.
I know the quickest way to thigh land.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Worth every second.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
My god.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So now we're at the part where he's he's got
to have to introduce a song at some point, and
I didn't want to tell you what song it was
because it was going to spoil the ending of the story.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
She reaches down inside my pants and she says, Paul,
will you packing down there? Shotgun? I said, uh uh uh?
She said what you got down there? I said, want
to take a look. She went on, huh. I said, baby,
that's my hey, baby, that's my.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's my love gun.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
God, home run is.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It it is?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He just, oh, yeah, that's a home run.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's classic pol.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Authorized. They released that Santa.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So yes, they went in to love Gun after that banter.
And if if you have it, if you have a
quick second, just as a bonus, you want to hear
the intro to lick it up oh yes, yes, really fast,
really fast.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
How many people you like to put things in their mouth?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
See, it's just a bonus one.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
This is a so he just says, how many people
here not to give things.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A little lick?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's Diane's favorite kiss song. At this point, you know
they're going into lick it Up.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They were going into love Gun.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're a kiss fan. They actually closed the show with
lick it Up? Did they real that Rock and Roll
Night was earlier in the set.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
If you're gonna lick something, don't you ever lick it down?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You better have the song ready to go.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I swear that you ever.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Lick it down, because if you lick it down, somebody's
gonna turn to you and say I wanted you to
lick it
Oh, you didn't check out the latest release and kisses
off the soundboard authorize live recording set in space. No, no,
I did not like the fifth or sixth one that's
come out.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes I did not. I did not listen.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You want to talk about stuff that should be in
a hard rock cafe?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The Oh, you know what? You know, what's a great question.
I don't want to derail you. You know what's a
great question? Though? Is there kiss stuff in the hard rock? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
There has to be. I have photos on my phone
from Orlando of my son in front of the Peter
chriscat suit and my daughter in front of the Ace
Freely guitar.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now they get Did they ask to be paid for
their stuff or did they donate it?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know how they obtained how the Seminole tribe
now owns it? Right, don't you own the merchandise? And
said I believe so. I believe so are in your restaurants,
by the way, on this newest off the soundboard, you
will hear. You will hear neither Ace nor Peter because
it's from the Asylum Tour nineteen eighty five. Right, But
(01:05):
I have to play for you. I'm so glad we
have time for this. I have to play for you
one of Paul Stanley's between song banters.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh, Diane loved this.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And he's famous for. I mean, there was an internet
compilation made called people let me get this off my chest?
Like he's he's famous for. Not only the voice. Didn't
Christen you tried to do an impression of him once
after seeing him Baltimore, So the voice leaves a mark.
But he tells this story and there's been versions of it,
but this is like an official release, which is why
(01:41):
I just it stopped me in my tracks as he
was talking, and then I sent the note to you
that was like I have to if there's time, yeah,
play you some of this.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is December third, nineteen eighty five, and they are
in San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh okay, are you ready, Diane? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Rise no no, oh my god. I have to get
to the story, so you don't. That's enough.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Alright, one more time?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Why I want to ask you something? Now?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Wait, hold on, hold on surgery, his mouth numb, He
also bother he.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He the entire show, even even Jeane. They refuse to
call it San Antonio. They all say san Antono. Doesn't
that sound like his tongue is No, that's what Paul
Stanley sounds like. No, but it's pronounced He's my hero.
(03:06):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, it's pronounced san Antonio.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You had a question before Diane kept mocking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The no, no, no, no. I am good to go.
I am good.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Just this is not even this is town.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
This is like.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
This is in Nestling is a cheap pop. He's just
he's just making sure the crowds.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Story something something.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Oh, yes, okay, I thought you did.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Sorry, al right, here we go. If Doc McGee gets
wind of this, we're going to get an angry I'm
gonna be in court.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh you're gonna lose your membership to the army.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm in this.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right. Here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Should I even?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes? Please do?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Where do you want me to how about? Well you
can stop from the beginner. Why.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I want to ask you something now.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And I want you to tell me the truth. I
am a good time tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So that's just him's making sure the crowd still with
him because this was late in the set. It was
late in a set, and here comes here comes in
all timer from Paul Stanley. Here we go. This is
what he was doing earlier in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I want to tell you all something.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
This afternoon, I was walking down the hallway with my hotel,
minded my own business. I was just walking around kind.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Of like this.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I understand. There's U and it's a little it's a strut.
It's kind of like it's he teases the hair when
he does it, and he just kind of falls aside
to side. Yeah, it's the same he's it's the same
thing he does. And I know you'll definitely know this.
When he pretends he's making out with somebody, he puts his.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Arms around him and been pleased.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With his hair.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yes, yes, yes, all right, so he's but I needed
hit to be set up that he was at the hotel. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now, all of a sudden, I see this.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All of the sudden, because he is Diane, we're not
going allowed to use transitional phrases. I don't. All of
a sudden, what do you sound like that's not saying up? Okay.
This reminds me of when I wanted you to hear
(06:26):
this new Craig laugh I found and I didn't realize
how weird I sounded in the entire segment, and you
may fund of me the whole time. I did listen
to this again. This is Kiss off the Soundboard, san Antonio, Texas,
December third, nineteen eighty five. Authorized. They knew they were
releasing this. Sure, I didn't listen to this, thinking his
voice sounded funny.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's very he's got like some weird impediment going here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I just wanted you. And then he went away from
it and came right back. Okay, I just here's here
comes the story.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Now, all of a sudden, not see this woma.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Walking down the hall, and she had her hair pulled
up tight, and she had on glasses, and she had
the biggest tits I've seen in alarm time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Can you picture her? Are you ready for the next party?
Holding your chest? Are you okay? Yeah? No, I'm good.
Did you got that? It was a woman?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Woman?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right? So he's gonna go up to her. Now.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I go walking over to me. I said, mama, what
are you doing? She said, baby, I'm a teacher. I said, sweetheart,
what are you teaching? She said, I'm teaching geography. I
said to her, baby, I don't know too much about geography,
but you and me are going to take a trip.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Around the world. Do you remember who he's talking to? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That was the biggest tits. You know one mom, you
have to.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Remember too. Hes got very profanes. Maybe the wrong word
was this their attitude error, but I mean, yeah, it's again.
Here we go. This is like where when they took
the makeup off. Instead of innuendo, it was just like
put out there. This is this isn't They're unmasked on
this tour obviously, and this Isco and Eric Carr right
(08:43):
like I like Derek Carr r I p all right.
So this is when the woman realizes she is running late.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I get to her room.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I get to a room and she says, make your
self comfortable. I said, oh right. She says, why don't
you take off your shirt?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You ready? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I get the whole room.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We heard that one o case, I skipped one. I
knew the time.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let me repeat my fell and the sequence.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Singer is off. The sequence singers off. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now we start.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Discussing things, and things are going real good.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
And she says to.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Me, Paul, I go to Gooden. I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I gotta go to my room and take a shower,
I said, sweetheart, can I come.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So now? Now we're in Now we're in the room,
in the room, okay, so I'll play let me play
this part.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Okay, here we go, and she says, make yourself comfortable.
I said, oh right. She says, why don't you take
off your shirt?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And obviously you're dealing with the super famous rock and
roll Sorry, you can't stop at the shirt.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
And then she says to me, don't stop there, why
don't you take.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Off your pants? So here we are, still taking off
his pants.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
This woman comes walking over to me and she takes
the top button at the rise in my levis.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Okay, he got boned, Eric, this is this is why.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Get that?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And she got big.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's my sand and tone bone.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
And she had the biggest tits a long time.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
This is why I keep messing up the sequencing because
you keep all right. So we're back. He's got a rise.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And she takes the top button at the rise in
my levis and she goes, and I go, and she
takes the next button and she goes, and I go,
don't stop now, baby, because you have entered the danger zone.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now this is important because I don't feel like you've
really been paying attention.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Diane doesn't know where the danger zone.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Do you remember the nice lady's profession. She is the
teacher of.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Geography.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And at this point Paul remembers he does know something
about geography.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I got a lot to learn, but I'll tell you something.
I know the quickest way to thigh land.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Worth every second.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
My god.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So now we're at the part where he's he's got
to have to introduce a song at some point, and
I didn't want to tell you what song it was
because it was going to spoil the ending of the story.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
She reaches down inside my pants and she says, Paul,
will you packing down there? Shotgun? I said, uh uh uh?
She said what you got down there? I said, want
to take a look. She went on, huh. I said, baby,
that's my hey, baby, that's my.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's my love gun.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
God, home run is.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It it is?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He just, oh, yeah, that's a home run.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's classic pol.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Authorized. They released that Santa.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So yes, they went in to love Gun after that banter.
And if if you have it, if you have a
quick second, just as a bonus, you want to hear
the intro to lick it up oh yes, yes, really fast,
really fast.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
How many people you like to put things in their mouth?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
See, it's just a bonus one.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
This is a so he just says, how many people
here not to give things.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A little lick?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's Diane's favorite kiss song. At this point, you know
they're going into lick it Up.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They were going into love Gun.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You're a kiss fan. They actually closed the show with
lick it Up? Did they real that Rock and Roll
Night was earlier in the set.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
If you're gonna lick something, don't you ever lick it down?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You better have the song ready to go.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I swear that you ever.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Lick it down, because if you lick it down, somebody's
gonna turn to you and say I wanted you to
lick it
Popular Podcasts
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Decisions, Decisions
Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!