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March 25, 2024 19 mins
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(00:00):
A couple of questions for you realquickly. Number one, you're an adult,

(00:05):
yes, excellent. Are you married? Does that matter? Elliott?
Yeah? Why why not? Areyou married? Dating? What's your deal?
I'm dating and we have eight twoyear old son. So the guy
that you're dating, you've been withfor a while, you have a child
together? Yes, we've been togetherfour years? Okay, living together?

(00:29):
Yes, okay, don't say itlike I should have known that, but
yes, all right, very good. Do you have do you have?
Would you say that you have alot of lingerie? Oh? Yeah,
oh wow, wow, wow,laundry? Laundry? Oh no, no,

(00:53):
no, no, ma'am no,ma'am no, actually completely different,
completely differenterie. I have a fewpieces, yes, but not but not
not. What do you have,like the onesies basically that are like lacy?

(01:14):
Yeah, oh that's stap on thebottom? Very nice? Hey do
you wear them? Do you wearthem often? Well, it's not very
easy too, especially when you knowwe have a child, and I don't
feel like really getting in the moodwhen we're in the type of environment.
So when we go somewhere else andwe're alone, yes, I would you'll

(01:36):
bring them, all right, verygood, and if you had to put
a dollar value on your collection,you would say that it is like all
right, very good, very good, Thank you, Diane? Is the
thank you, ma'am and congratulations?The is the laundry business a big business

(02:00):
now or a hurting business? Now? You are, for some reason still
directing your gaze at me. No, No, I'm just wondering. I'm
just wondering, is it. Iwould think that if you had to put
a dollar value on your lingerie collection, Diane, now do you is that
like? Go ahead? Can Ispeak? Yeah? Account for inflation?

(02:23):
Like this is like Teddy's. Thisisn't like matching bras and underwear lingerirette.
I think the definitions varies. Fordo you put on for to get to
get frisky with Scott? Do youput on matching bron panties? No?
No, if you put on youput on some kind of lingerie, right,

(02:43):
they could be like a like aSo why does Krista look like she's
gonna vomit? Do you have nolingerie? You? Okay, she just
got married, so I would assumethat she would be would have been given
that as part of shower gifts.So before you're married, you don't have
lingerie. That gets me to mycollege question. By the way, but
I'm asking her, like, didshe that's very common? Didn't we see

(03:08):
the sack that she got? Pardonme? Whoa did you get? You
got lingerie for your wedding? Mybachelorette party, right, one of my
friends gave me a gift and it'slike a little panny thing with like a
robe. Yeah, yeah, that'slingerirette. But I said, well,

(03:30):
where's the brawl, right, that'sit. It came with just but I
guess that's the thing, right,And just so anybody listening, if you
mishurt her when she said brawl,like she didn't me fight fight she met
br br yeah, bra you knowyour brawl and panties. Yeah, no,
so there wouldn't be like it's it'ssupposed to be a sexy gown and

(03:52):
a thong, like a thong pannythat goes with it, right, and
that's all that you have? Yeah, right? And so even and you
were single, you didn't you hadyou never bought any for yourself. No,
you've never purchased any lingerie for yourself. Just getting naked, wasn't that
a Tommy Lees the No, No, but you can understand. Have you

(04:14):
warned your gift? No, becauseI'm like, don't know what to I
feel like I'm missing a brawl.They know that's the purpose. No,
girl, all right, very good, very good. Thank you, Kristin,
thank you. But you would buyyourself when you were single, you
bought yourself lingerie. You never boughtyourself lingerie. Again, I'm going back

(04:35):
to like Bruh and Patty talking aboutsomething like if you were going away like
fancy or jammies before Scott, didyou ever you were you ever in a
relationship where you went away for aweekend with a dude? Yeah? Did
you ever like buy some kind oflike it's like cuter jammies, Like yeah,
I'm not sleeping in like you know, like ratty T shirt and sweats?

(04:58):
Yeah? No, No, butyou wore some then it's sexy.
It up. That's lingerie. Okay, do you still have then? Yes?
I did purchase that. Yes,of course. I would think everybody
has purchased themselves lingerie. Well almosteverybody except for those that are brawl.
That's actually the origin of the broadand panties match. There was a misunderstanding

(05:20):
between is is lingerie going through agood time or a bad time. Where's
our guy? He works part timeat That's right, that's right. Give
me somebody else where? Am Igoing? Line seven? Hi? Ellie
in the morning? Hello? Hi? Who's as? My name is?
Stephanie? Hey, Stephanie. You'rean adult? I am an adult?

(05:46):
Good enough? In dollar value?How much lingerie do you have? Yeah?
I would say, like in thehundreds, less than five hundred,
more than two hundred, all right, so I'm to say three fifty.
I'll split you down the middle.Uh, three fifty. So you have
three hundred and fifty dollars in lingerie? Do you ever buy for yourself?

(06:12):
I definitely have. Thank you becauseyou wanted to judge it up a little
bit. Well, I when Iwas dating, Yeah, you kind of
have to impress them a little bit. And so but now you don't.
You don't you don't have any now? Oh I still do? Of course
I'll still do. Yeah. Butis it the same stuff? Like?

(06:33):
Is it the same ratty stuff?Or have you like gotten new No,
I've recycled, I've gone, I'vegone, I've bought new things by went
out and gotten myself things. Also, my current boyfriend likes it so you
know, I'll buy more stuff.Oh good for you. When we started
dating, you know, I youknow, he didn't ask, so it

(06:55):
was mine what like what what dowhat do you have? Like? What
your what? What? What's yourgo to piece? I do have like
one pieces let's see crotch list stuff. Yes, yes, well I don't

(07:16):
know what I'm wanted to say,Like there's edible things out there that I've
had overrated anymore overrated? No,it really is. That's like a bad
fruit roll up, No it is. It's bad. Like I said,
I've gone through multiple of those.But you know they're not they're they're pretty
pricey. If you want a nicesomething, nice broads themselves can go for

(07:41):
like sixty bucks. Yeah, no, so you've spent some money. Jush
it up. Very good, thankyou, ma'am. But that's where I
was finding myself struggling to picture thesecollections because we were getting a total value
amount, but I didn't know howmuch each piece may be running these days,
right, So what is what isa what is a what is a
nice panny like a sexy panny thatwould be part of like Kristen's outfit.

(08:03):
What did that set me back?I mean I pulled up Targets line just
to see what they have, andthey've got pieces for like twenty five thirty
bucks. Yeah, when it's whenit's affordable, as opposed to like she
said, you can spend like sixtyseventy bucks on it. Am I going
to find Am I going to finda target? When I'm gonna find it
Victoria's Secret? Does Target have alot of crotchless? I don't know if

(08:24):
they're so. The top seller insexy Lingerie for Victoria's Secret is a lace
triangle crotchless teddy. Yes, itis thirty four dollars. Oh that's it.
Yeah, Oh, I know itwould have been more. Well,
I guess you're not really paying formuch material. I know, I hate
none of it in front of thebagoon. But like, for example,

(08:48):
like the girls in the pit,why wouldn't you bring them into this?
No, no, they're not married, but I bet they have lingerie?
Well, what, they're very young? What was your college question? Oh,
like Diane, when when girls goaway to college do they bring lingerie?

(09:09):
I don't know, I would thinkso. I didn't see any lingerie
in college. Did you see anygirls naked in college? Fairly. No,
No, you know what I mean, like if they so, let's
say, let's say you get ayou get a boyfriend, right, and
like you want to kind of judgeit up a little bit like that.
Maybe not like a crotchless thing,but maybe like some like maybe some like

(09:31):
Kristen has rumpled up in the backof a sock drawer somewhere. No,
no, you know what I mean. Wow, Oh, oh my god,
what the hell is that Diane?The big screen? H yeah,
hold on, hold Kristen and Diane, do I have your permission? Okay?
Wow? Oh and she's hot too. Her name is because they give

(09:56):
you all that information. Her nameis Maggie. She's five seven and she's
a to be. Oh really,they don't give you the cup size.
I'm just gussing. Oh no,of course they give you the cup size.
What is it up on that?Why isn't it going up on the
screen, Diane, You don't respectyour PD This is a this is a

(10:18):
Lacey lace up cross. Hey,this is fifty dollars fifty get it in
lipstick red or black. But whatcaught my eye was what do they call
that when there's when it's just allall but the cheeks. Yeah, there's
no, it's not a thong likeyou know how well, I've never seen
anything like that before. No,but like like the straps that come up
like middle of your cheek. Right, So a thong goes goes up your

(10:41):
crack right right. This isn't inyour crack. This comes up almost like
a jox just splits the cheek that. No, you look at that when
it's not on her. I wouldn'teven know how to tell someone to put
that on. I would not know, son, I'd be like you figured
it out, figure it out.I wouldn't know how to tell someone to
put that on. Would you wantScott to buy that for you? No,

(11:05):
that's not for you because you don'tlike the way that the straps come
up on the butt cheek. Nowyou'd got to go in the buttchee.
So I guess that's just it saysopen back, no coverage. I thought
that actually meant her her back back. You think anybody cares what his backpack
looks like? I'm right, butI think criss cross straps the yeah,
but look at the down Anyway,I was reading about this woman who has

(11:33):
I got it. I gotta seeif there's an s on it. A
lot of these. Uh, Idon't mean duty, no coverage, open
backs, just the regular underwear.Oh god, look at like the lacing
on it, like you have tolace it up like a shoe. Two
and a half year relationship. Ican hear christ giggling, dressing up,

(11:54):
teasing them. Wait how much doesshe say she has? I know it's
well over one thousand dollars worth oflingerie? Is that a lot? Yes,
that's all? But is that isthat? Is that somebody? But
that's not somebody who's like, like, that's somebody who enjoys feeling like lingerie
is sexy. Right if your pieceswere about thirty five dollars, you're talking

(12:20):
over fifty different parts to your collection. Like, this is somebody. Yeah,
but like, and again I'm notsaying this with any disrespect, Diane,
but this is somebody who's like,even though she says she's in a
like a three year relationship with somebody, even though she is three years in,
she still jusing it up and makingit feel special and putting it on

(12:43):
display as opposed to like a RADIold billy idle T shirt and sweats have
that. And again I'm not.I'm not criticizing, but you're you're comfortable
having made that transition from your sexystuff. She's still dressing it up sexy
every day with Scott. With Scott, if I if I held him down

(13:03):
and said I won't tell Diane,would he say no, no, give
me her in sweats and uh andher ratty T shirt? Or I wish
she'd I wish she would wear maybenot the the butt sticking out, but
just like a that's quite a departure. No, no, but like maybe
something in the middle, like anice a satney sexy uh, like loose

(13:24):
loose, real loose fitting panty thatyou could easily manipulate and handle. I
don't know. Interesting interesting answer fromfire lord. I girl, I have
probably seventy sets. That's a girl. Damn seventy that's gonna be up in
the thousands. R. Yes,yes, she got seventy sets. Yeah,

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sets, But are they all likealmost one hundred dollars a piece?
But are they all like really reallylike sexy sets? Like? Is she
going crotch list? Backlist? ChrisCross? What's she says? Avid Love
is a good brand? Do youknow that one that was one of the
ones that came up on the searchwhere you could get from twenty five bucks.
Okay, so maybe it is that'sa more affordable sight. Can I
ask you something? Can I askyou something? Have Diane? Yes or

(14:09):
no? And I don't mean fora bit. Have you ever worn like
the garter? Oh? My god, Oh my god, that's hot?
Like that is hot? Af Whatis that? I don't know. Oh
that's like a bra. Oh acoupless yeah, but it goes around the

(14:30):
boobs, but your boobs squirt throughit. Did you see the picture that
was previewing them. Yes, she'sgot jeans on. Oh they're blurring her
nipples. Yeah, that way,you don't know it's boobs. Wow,
but Elliott figured it out. Lookat her hips, Diane, have you
ever owned this? Well? That? No? Wow? Wow? That
is sheer Aaron M. Barlow.She writes, hey, can you see

(14:58):
it? Her ex gave her ediblechocolate undies, and in a sweet cravings
moment one night, she went gotthem and ate them, but she ate
her own. I've got the meatestsweet tooth right now, and I do

(15:20):
not want to like put on clothes. I can run up to seven to
eleven. I refuse to just goto bed. I'm eating chocolate. Hey
wears my lingeride. She writes,it should have been a sign it was
over. But single Aaron would neverhave left the house without wearing a matching

(15:41):
set. Oh oh, that's abig deal. That's a big deal,
or it used to be for her. Oh just in generally. Yeah,
but isn't that first for some peoplein that a big deal? And you
don't match anymore? I mean ifin the off chance that they're both black,
like, woo, I'm matched.But no, no, but you're
not, like you're not Kristen.Do you have matching No? Like I

(16:06):
know? One is like what thetop says Cleveland, the bottom says brown
Line three. Hi Ellie in themorning, Hey Elliott, this is me.
Yes, ma'am, Hey Elliott.Can you hear me? Yeah?
I got you? Can you hearme? Yes? It's Debbie Rebbie.

(16:29):
Oh god, I love you,Debbie? Are you? Are you a
big? Wait? Where do you? Where do you live? Again?
You're in Dallas? Right? Well, I'm from Dallas, but I'm in
Virginia. Gotcha? Are you abig lingerie woman? I am? Are

(16:51):
you really? I? Absolutely yeah? And even though I spit loogis I
can still wear that dress up?Pretty stuff? Do you really? How
much like? Are you in thethousands? At least Elliot? Wait a
minute, at least you're telling meyou have that much lingerie? Oh no,

(17:17):
we lose her. Wait Christian,are we dead again? Now it's
not working at all? Or dothey try to undo the patch? Hey?
But progress? She told Dustin,Hey is the patch broken? Dustin?
Yeah, Dustin doesn't know. Whywould Dustin know? Kicks? I

(17:40):
am that, I swear to Godin his face. I'll try here.
No, now, I can't evenpush a button. So this is what
we worried about. They were goingto try to then fix what they had,
just put the band aid on.It's broken. I can't push dust

(18:03):
it. I can't push anything down. Oh okay, I know what.
You weren't aware yesterday. It's justunfortunate had the crap hour in the middle
of Debbie. Oh and we don'tknow what she had. Oh my god,
what if they were all remote controlsand he picks? Does the email
still work? All right? Sothat we're dead again? That's okay,

(18:26):
We'll take a break. Why wouldthey get it sorted out? Why would
they have done that in the middleof the show, because remember Diane,
they were bypassing the network, sothey put to the heart but it failed.
They want to get you. Theywant to get you back on the
main set at track. I couldn'twait till eleven. Debbie. Debbie,

(18:55):
Oh the phone just totally yeah,Okay, Debbi. I think Debbie's okay.
I think it is us. It'snot all horned up right now,
how much she's been She's been talkingthat entire time, listing all the things

(19:17):
she has. She said she hada lot though, right she said she
had a lot, and she didremind everybody that she spits lugies. Even
though she spits lugis, She's stillgood to go. All right, I'm
going to take a break, butI'm still not working in there. No
what if she has one of thoseopen back ones and her new nickname is
red butt Debbie. Inside of RedneckDebbie, I am going to bash my

(19:40):
head through a wall. Oh redforehead. Elliot Cruise not that crude,
but he can help you with itif you have issues with your forehead.
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