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(00:00):
So my kids sent me a textthis morning. Yeah, on the way
to school. Yeah, what didhe send you? I don't even know
how to describe it, how hefound it, or what he was searching
for when he found this. Somy kid sends me a text and said,
hey, did Tyler tell you whatI sent him yesterday? And I
(00:24):
said, no, what did yousend? Crickets? So I have no
idea what it is and I amnot close with that. I also didn't
know why he was sending Tyler's Thisis not normal, it's not like we
text on a regular basis. Butclearly he was very excited about something he
had come across, and he thoughtthat I was the right person to give
(00:49):
it to. Right, And that'sreally the setup. It's audio. It's
audio. I have no other backstory. I don't know who this is.
I don't think it's him. Yousaid before that your kids don't play any
instruments. No, and they don'tsing. No, no, no,
(01:11):
my kids are not musically inclined atall. They never did say again,
they never played what an instrument?Yeah, when they had to, like
like a recorder or something that theyband or orchestra, one of them had
to play the violin and that justjust sat in a case the whole time.
But yeah, no, no,like what unless they were forced to,
they didn't. They don't play anything, and they can't sing. I
(01:34):
mean they'll sing along to songs dependingon who's running the ox, but yeah
no, nobody. Nobody sings.So I don't know if this is his
buddies deal or just again something hefound randomly. But at this point,
I actually just play it. Okay, it will prove one thing. He
(01:56):
is his father's son. Elliott poop, Elliott, poop, Elliott, Elliott
poop poop, poop poop, Elliott, poop Tilliott, poop Elliott, Elliott,
(02:16):
Elliott, poo poo, poo poo, Elliot, poop poop, Elliot,
poop Elliott, poop Elliott, Elliott, Elliot poop poo. Now it's
(02:45):
no, it's it's the same thing, Elly, after every thirty seconds repeated,
No, I can tell you this, like I don't know if you
guys are like this, but likeI can tell my kid's voice, Like
if you heard your kids voice,you would be able to tell that's not
my kid's voice. Do you recognizeit as a friend? Yeah? Oh
no, not really I mean,does he have a friend who's in a
(03:05):
band? Does he have a friendwho's in a band? Recognize that keyboard?
I'm trying to think. No,he's got a friend that fights UFC.
That's like a band. The No, No, I mean he's got
he's I mean, he's got abunch of friends, but I don't think
there's any in a band. Doyou guys have some game where when somebody's
(03:29):
toileting outside the door, you playa song? How great is that song?
And I'm not saying a song thatno? Like, was he searching
for a playlist that he had alreadyput together called like Elliott Poop and then
typed it in and found the songaccident? No? No, no,
no, we don't have I mean, so that would be inappropriate to play
(03:50):
at your house, especially if somebodywho's around like Jackie wouldn't love that?
No no, oh yeah, oranybody from the royal family Jackie. What
did I any think Jackie would findit funnier? No? Now depends on
the moment, but most likely,like like Thanksgiving, I mean, if
(04:12):
you've got a huge crowd in thathouse, if it's just you guys,
this is number one? Uh Now, they're depending on what moment you catch
Jackie in. Maybe she would findhim funny, maybe she wouldn't. Both
boys and I would find it veryfunny. And I realize I'm late.
(04:38):
I'm late on some slang words,oh, poop No. But is this?
Is this a trend I'm unfamiliar with. That's like taking over TikTok or
snap? I don't know is insocial media? By the way, I
learned that last night. Oh thatwas a good ad. Last night,
that was a good ad. Sothere aren't there isn't this whole classif pooping
songs again, if they're is thisis I don't know when everybody was singing
(05:01):
the Pirate songs because he sent methis also Diing di and Din poop,
Die and die and poop Dan,Die and die and die and dine and
and dying die and poop Diane,Diane, poop d d Die and poop
(05:39):
poop, poop, d and poopand then it just kind of keeps going
again. I like Diane's song.I like diane song better than my Little
Harder than Well because you don't goas often. I like Diane's song.
(05:59):
That one's good. But why dothese even exist because they're funny. What
would he be used for funny?I don't know. Somebody's kind of come
like John John cusack out on myfront lawn poop. But is it is
(06:23):
this like? What is the like? You know? Like sometimes if you
go to Ocean City, they havea license plate with everybody's name on it.
Yeah, oh yeah, so isthere is there? Like does everybody
have a poop song? I knowKristen does. Oh, Kristin, Kristin,
Kristin poo poo, poo, poopoo, Christy Christine, poop,
(06:46):
Christin poop, Kristin Christy Christen.It's his inflection, poooooo, Christy poo
Kristin poop again, go back tothe beginning. That's a good one.
(07:12):
That's a good one. Do yourecognize across the way? Maybe not so
much here, but you've played aparody or two on radio. Yes,
does the voice sound familiar? Thatain't doctor Dave. There's a lot of
people there. A Brody. Yousure, Brody's got a word, But
Brody also brings in singer sometimes thatmight he'll write it right. That must
have taken him weeks. Okay,I got poop written down? What can
(07:38):
you do with that. Just throwa name in there and we're good to
go. Kristin, Kristin Christin,Poo poo poo poo, Christi, Christine
christ Now tell me do we gofor for four? Hold on? Or
(08:01):
did or did he send in youdeleted? That's a good call. They're
only three songs in the file.I'm checking to see if anybody anyway,
good kid on X or Facebook likerecognizes the music the I don't. No
(08:24):
one's saying that they know this guyor the group. Wait, hold on,
lying one, Hi, Elliot inthe morning, Elliott, it's this
guy on YouTube. He has everysingle person's name and poop in a song.
How have I? How have Inot stumbled on this guy? I
(08:46):
don't know, but I'm so gladyou did. How long? No,
it was my kid, but Ihope he tipped the no. You know
what? You are such an esther. It's like it's almost as disgusting as
these songs. How long have theybeen out? Because now I'm gonna be
mad at my kid for not stumblingon it earlier. Like now I feel
(09:09):
like he's out of the no,or maybe he just waited to send him.
But this the what what is whatis? Do you know who it
is? On YouTube? What's aguy's name? Poop? Guy? You
know? I I don't know hisname, but if you look up just
like just poop songs. Well okay, maybe don't do that, but like
a name poop and then song,it's the guy. He'll have everything.
(09:33):
Is he an older dude or ayounger dude? I have no idea.
I don't think it shows his face. I think it's just words across the
screen. Is it? Is ithorrible that I don't that I didn't know
this before today? No? No, I think I came across him like
a year ago. Super obscure it. That's a bear. No, no,
(10:00):
it's not too bad. That's embarrassing. All right, very good,
very good? That not for mefor my kid. Of the names,
which one has the most plays?Hmmm, well it's not gonna be Elliott.
It's the least common of them all. By the way, will you
please hit number four? But grudgingly. Tala Tala Taylor, Pooo Tala Talu
(10:30):
Tylor poo poo poo poo. Ihope this guy's a millionaire. Taylor Taylor
Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler by the way, I'm sorry, Kristin. By the
way, you know what's funny,Tylo Taylor, Tyler, Tyler Christ Kristen
(10:52):
loves all of them, but arow yours has got the most. I
think Diane's got the best song.Poo Poo poo mice end to sing entime.
It seems the thinnest person's gonna blowher vocal for us out laughing.
So thank you to your family,
So my kids sent me a textthis morning. Yeah, on the way
to school. Yeah, what didhe send you? I don't even know
how to describe it, how hefound it, or what he was searching
for when he found this. Somy kid sends me a text and said,
hey, did Tyler tell you whatI sent him yesterday? And I
(00:24):
said, no, what did yousend? Crickets? So I have no
idea what it is and I amnot close with that. I also didn't
know why he was sending Tyler's Thisis not normal, it's not like we
text on a regular basis. Butclearly he was very excited about something he
had come across, and he thoughtthat I was the right person to give
(00:49):
it to. Right, And that'sreally the setup. It's audio. It's
audio. I have no other backstory. I don't know who this is.
I don't think it's him. Yousaid before that your kids don't play any
instruments. No, and they don'tsing. No, no, no,
(01:11):
my kids are not musically inclined atall. They never did say again,
they never played what an instrument?Yeah, when they had to, like
like a recorder or something that theyband or orchestra, one of them had
to play the violin and that justjust sat in a case the whole time.
But yeah, no, no,like what unless they were forced to,
they didn't. They don't play anything, and they can't sing. I
(01:34):
mean they'll sing along to songs dependingon who's running the ox, but yeah
no, nobody. Nobody sings.So I don't know if this is his
buddies deal or just again something hefound randomly. But at this point,
I actually just play it. Okay, it will prove one thing. He
(01:56):
is his father's son. Elliott poop, Elliott, poop, Elliott, Elliott
poop poop, poop poop, Elliott, poop Tilliott, poop Elliott, Elliott,
(02:16):
Elliott, poo poo, poo poo, Elliot, poop poop, Elliot,
poop Elliott, poop Elliott, Elliott, Elliot poop poo. Now it's
(02:45):
no, it's it's the same thing, Elly, after every thirty seconds repeated,
No, I can tell you this, like I don't know if you
guys are like this, but likeI can tell my kid's voice, Like
if you heard your kids voice,you would be able to tell that's not
my kid's voice. Do you recognizeit as a friend? Yeah? Oh
no, not really I mean,does he have a friend who's in a
(03:05):
band? Does he have a friendwho's in a band? Recognize that keyboard?
I'm trying to think. No,he's got a friend that fights UFC.
That's like a band. The No, No, I mean he's got
he's I mean, he's got abunch of friends, but I don't think
there's any in a band. Doyou guys have some game where when somebody's
(03:29):
toileting outside the door, you playa song? How great is that song?
And I'm not saying a song thatno? Like, was he searching
for a playlist that he had alreadyput together called like Elliott Poop and then
typed it in and found the songaccident? No? No, no,
no, we don't have I mean, so that would be inappropriate to play
(03:50):
at your house, especially if somebodywho's around like Jackie wouldn't love that?
No no, oh yeah, oranybody from the royal family Jackie. What
did I any think Jackie would findit funnier? No? Now depends on
the moment, but most likely,like like Thanksgiving, I mean, if
(04:12):
you've got a huge crowd in thathouse, if it's just you guys,
this is number one? Uh Now, they're depending on what moment you catch
Jackie in. Maybe she would findhim funny, maybe she wouldn't. Both
boys and I would find it veryfunny. And I realize I'm late.
(04:38):
I'm late on some slang words,oh, poop No. But is this?
Is this a trend I'm unfamiliar with. That's like taking over TikTok or
snap? I don't know is insocial media? By the way, I
learned that last night. Oh thatwas a good ad. Last night,
that was a good ad. Sothere aren't there isn't this whole classif pooping
songs again, if they're is thisis I don't know when everybody was singing
(05:01):
the Pirate songs because he sent methis also Diing di and Din poop,
Die and die and poop Dan,Die and die and die and dine and
and dying die and poop Diane,Diane, poop d d Die and poop
(05:39):
poop, poop, d and poopand then it just kind of keeps going
again. I like Diane's song.I like diane song better than my Little
Harder than Well because you don't goas often. I like Diane's song.
(05:59):
That one's good. But why dothese even exist because they're funny. What
would he be used for funny?I don't know. Somebody's kind of come
like John John cusack out on myfront lawn poop. But is it is
(06:23):
this like? What is the like? You know? Like sometimes if you
go to Ocean City, they havea license plate with everybody's name on it.
Yeah, oh yeah, so isthere is there? Like does everybody
have a poop song? I knowKristen does. Oh, Kristin, Kristin,
Kristin poo poo, poo, poopoo, Christy Christine, poop,
(06:46):
Christin poop, Kristin Christy Christen.It's his inflection, poooooo, Christy poo
Kristin poop again, go back tothe beginning. That's a good one.
(07:12):
That's a good one. Do yourecognize across the way? Maybe not so
much here, but you've played aparody or two on radio. Yes,
does the voice sound familiar? Thatain't doctor Dave. There's a lot of
people there. A Brody. Yousure, Brody's got a word, But
Brody also brings in singer sometimes thatmight he'll write it right. That must
have taken him weeks. Okay,I got poop written down? What can
(07:38):
you do with that. Just throwa name in there and we're good to
go. Kristin, Kristin Christin,Poo poo poo poo, Christi, Christine
christ Now tell me do we gofor for four? Hold on? Or
(08:01):
did or did he send in youdeleted? That's a good call. They're
only three songs in the file.I'm checking to see if anybody anyway,
good kid on X or Facebook likerecognizes the music the I don't. No
(08:24):
one's saying that they know this guyor the group. Wait, hold on,
lying one, Hi, Elliot inthe morning, Elliott, it's this
guy on YouTube. He has everysingle person's name and poop in a song.
How have I? How have Inot stumbled on this guy? I
(08:46):
don't know, but I'm so gladyou did. How long? No,
it was my kid, but Ihope he tipped the no. You know
what? You are such an esther. It's like it's almost as disgusting as
these songs. How long have theybeen out? Because now I'm gonna be
mad at my kid for not stumblingon it earlier. Like now I feel
(09:09):
like he's out of the no,or maybe he just waited to send him.
But this the what what is whatis? Do you know who it
is? On YouTube? What's aguy's name? Poop? Guy? You
know? I I don't know hisname, but if you look up just
like just poop songs. Well okay, maybe don't do that, but like
a name poop and then song,it's the guy. He'll have everything.
(09:33):
Is he an older dude or ayounger dude? I have no idea.
I don't think it shows his face. I think it's just words across the
screen. Is it? Is ithorrible that I don't that I didn't know
this before today? No? No, I think I came across him like
a year ago. Super obscure it. That's a bear. No, no,
(10:00):
it's not too bad. That's embarrassing. All right, very good,
very good? That not for mefor my kid. Of the names,
which one has the most plays?Hmmm, well it's not gonna be Elliott.
It's the least common of them all. By the way, will you
please hit number four? But grudgingly. Tala Tala Taylor, Pooo Tala Talu
(10:30):
Tylor poo poo poo poo. Ihope this guy's a millionaire. Taylor Taylor
Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler by the way, I'm sorry, Kristin. By the
way, you know what's funny,Tylo Taylor, Tyler, Tyler Christ Kristen
(10:52):
loves all of them, but arow yours has got the most. I
think Diane's got the best song.Poo Poo poo mice end to sing entime.
It seems the thinnest person's gonna blowher vocal for us out laughing.
So thank you to your family,
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