EITM: Tongue Bifurcation 4/1/25

AKA Splitting!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Body modification, yes or no?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, you ever you ever date? You ever date someone
with split tongue?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
No, I had my tongue pierce when I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
But that's the most modification.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, no, okay, but that's fine, that's fine. That that
shows me a little bit of a mph.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
That cause a split tongue.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, I mean I think unless you ripped it out,
like if I had a bell or something through that,
through that and then I grabbed the top in the
bottom and I just ripped it out.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
God.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Other than that, a tongue piercing shouldn't cause a split tongue.
And everybody knows what I'm talking about with a split tongue, right.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, where you know a snake?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't like calling it that lizard much better?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, no, no, but where it's kind of but it
doesn't go all the it's not like you got two
tongues in there.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, it's just the the end. I don't know how.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Far up, like maybe almost like a quarter of it,
a third of it go back a third.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I was just gonna ask how far back will if
I went in for body modification, how far back on
the tongue will they split you.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I thought it was the tiniest little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, it's got to be enough where it's where there's
some separation, right.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
At least like an inch.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, Diane, you.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Were talking about going back a quarter or a third
of the tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know. Do people do two?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Oh my god, it's hurting me to think about. Is
that a painful modification? I got any experience.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
The closest I've come is biting my tongue. And that
tongue you've come. I burned my tongue on pizza. You're
so brave, and I bet the roof of your mouth
as well. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, But I've never split the top of my mouth.
I've never split my tongue. I don't know how far
back it goes. I would believe it is painful. But
the tongue, and this we do know, is one of
the fastest. The tongue is an organ. The tongue is
one of the fastest healing organs in the body. So
you could bite into your tongue and like really draw

(02:10):
blood and the next day you hardly even know.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I wouldn't say it's not the next day's pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The tongue heels very very quickly. Why are you so
interested in split tongues?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I was reading something that I found to be
very very very interesting about split tongue.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Where am I going line too? Hi? Ellie in the morning?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Where are you calling me from?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Whoops?

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Westminster, Maryland?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Excellent? Do you do you have a split tongue?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I don't date a chick who had who had a
split tongue, and a couple of things, but split tongue
was definitely the weirdest.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now, let me ask you this, did you know before
how far into dating her? Did you no, Like, I
don't know how you met? Did you meet her online?
Or or was this somebody you.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Knew met her at a bar? Okay, so you might.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Have been able to tell from talking to her face
to face that she had a split tongue. Oh yeah,
it's like that first thing I noticed, right, That's okay.
The no, no, The reason I asked is the one
that I was reading about was somebody met somebody with
a split tongue, but they met online and had no

(03:29):
idea that the person had a split tongue until they
met in person, and then started talking. Now, I don't
know that that would be That's not a deal killer
to me, that would be totally fine.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
How far back was her rob? How far back did
her tongue split? It was like it was like halfway?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I think.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Did she ever say whether it was did she ever
say whether it was a painful procedure?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
She said they numbed it like they probably ejeculate Lota
king And then.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Right, all right, now let's dig into the nitty gritty.
The first time that you French kissed? How was it?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
All?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Was weird?

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Like I was making that with an alien?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is that a good or bad thing?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I guess this is what whatever you're into?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Could she are you really in aliens? Could she could?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Could she separately control both halves of the split?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Or did it just yes? Exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's another thing that I read is that there's and
I don't know how you would do that because like
watch who who.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like my tongue is going up from controlling that? Could
she do it?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
If she was going up down? Could she make one
side go up and the other side go down?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, she was like twist them.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It was weird.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Wow, Oh my god, wow?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
And French kissing her was amazing?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Uh yeah, I mean it was cool.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You know what I'm gonna ask next? How was how
was the receivership of oral? Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I thought you're gonna say, like kissing his neck? No,
I don't dare.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
It was?

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Uh yeah, it's definitely different.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Would you say, would you? Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Different but different could be different, could be good, different,
could be bad, different, could just wait way better, way better?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes? Yes, And now let me ask you this. Did
she was? It was?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
It?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Was it the kind of thing because that she had
the split tongue and she knew what she was up to.
Was it one of those things that she may have
enjoyed doing more than say, your average whole tongue person.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Uh no, it was actually like it was pretty.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Pretty dorm pretty normal, pretty normal. Okay, very good. Yeah no, no,
that's very good, very good. All right. I appreciate it,
Thank you, Thank you, sir. This conversation will wake you up.
How about that you can control both halves?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's shocking.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I didn't know that. How did we not know that?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Because you just assume that, like like I'm trying to
imagine and I can't, but I'm trying to imagine.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
You said like going like alternating on either side and
going to the like out horizontal.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
So from what I read, you can operate both halves
of the split independently, up, down, out in.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Prayer, like one crossing top of the other.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Now I don't know if you could go right side
on top of left and then left side on top
of right. It's very grease like the absolutely not the
tongue jive.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Let me go to line six.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Hi, elliot in the morning, Krank, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hi. Who's this?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
My name is Sarah.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Hi, Sarah. Do you have a split tongue?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I do not, but I dated a girl with one,
and much like the other guy, it was very different, weirdest,
weirdest weirdest thing. They can move both sides just as
much like twist them around. I couldn't actually deal with it.
It was too much.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It was too much in that it was like from
a from like it freaked you out standpoint, or it
was just you couldn't.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Just sit there and talk to them and see their
tongue moving in different directions, like Diane said, like a snake.
It was a little creepy. But the oral hot not
best ever, can't.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Compete, so I read a couple of things I was
reading about. So I read about and where did you
where did you? Where did you meet this girl? Did
you meet her online or did you meet her in person?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I met her on hinge, and I knew in advance
that she had the modification.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Already, like because she sent you, like before you guys
met up, she sent you a like I'm assuming and chatting,
or she sent you a picture who is like, check
my tongue.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Well you could see it on her profile. She's got
a picture where her split tongue is like out of
her mouth, and it's very clear that her.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Tongue is split, Diane, let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Let me ask you this, Tyler, I'll ask you also
the and bear with me for a second because we're
going to dig into something else that you mentioned. The
would you would that bother you if you didn't know
prior to meeting them that they had a split tongue,
Like split tongue should not be a deal breaker, although
it was.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
For her, it was for you, ma'am that yeah, I
mean it's like she said. I would imagine most people
would probably put that on their profile picture, like you
would know that.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I bet a lot of people don't. I feel like
I bet a lot of people don't.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Like three out of four you're gonna know ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I bet a lot don't be for the reason of
I could be the greatest person in the world. Your
door's open. I could be the greatest person in the world.
But you're not going to get beyond my split tongue
that moves like a snake, Tyler, Is.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
That a deal breaker? I'm intimidated by piercings and tattoos. Hey,
so let me get Let me get back to you.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
The first time you made out was Sarah was the.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Tongue was French kissing? Crazy?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I want to say it was crazy, but there was
a lot more movement than you're typically you know, used to.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is it weird to rub your tongue between both halves
of her tongue?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yes, yeah, yes, because it doesn't feel like a tongue.
It feels like there's Yeah. No, it was. It was
too much for me. It was very different.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Could she could she pinch your tongue with both halves
of her tongue?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, that's hot, control.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Of both parts, like like a set of fingers.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yes, that would be so weird. That would be so yeah. No, No,
that's a great That is a great description.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, that would weird me out.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Wait which part that that she could pinch your tongue
or that you're licking between her tongue?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, that's a lot. Is it?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Like?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is it? I've never done this, but is it like
when there's a three way kiss? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
What like when.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Three people kiss at the same time. You know you
can't get two tongues in the mouth. Yeah you can,
Well you can't three people. How do you get two
tongues in the same mouth?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
It happens to day.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't even know how the heads come together.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
It works. It works. I've never done it, but it works,
you know, ma'am. Is it similar to that or is
it complete?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
No, it's it's completely its own thing. Wow, Like this
is a different category.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
How many times they have you three way kissed?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
A handful?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Isn't three way?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I feel like everybody would just have their tongues out
and you're just kind of like like like you know
those rides at the amusement park where you spin forward
and sideways, and like it's like one of those like
octosephars or something. I figure everybody's just got their tongue
out and they're darting all over the place. How are
Tyler and I get in our tongues in Diane's mouth?
We can do it with you, please, Hey, let's get

(11:42):
back to oral. The was but you said it was
the most amazing best ever.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I mean, imagine they have full control like that, and
it's tentaces down there.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Come on, now, I was so this thing that I
was reading about with So I was reading about this
and she met a guy online, had no idea that
he had a split tongue. So when they find they
start talking and everything's fine, and it starts advancing and
they start they start making out right, and she it
was a woman who met a guy. The guy had
the split tongue, and she's like, I started frenching this dude,

(12:17):
and it was it was crazy, like my mind was blown.
And then she said, then she said, and ma'am, I'm
gonna get back to you here in a second. Then
she said, he started like kissing her neck and licking
her neck. She said, it felt weird, like two dogs
were going at it on her neck. Hey, what does
it feel like? Before we get down to the oral part,
what does it feel like? She said that when this

(12:38):
guy was licking her nipples, it was it was it
was unbelievable what was going on on her nipples?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I maybe for her, but I have to disagree because
I have to come back to the little tentacle feel
like it. Yeah, it kind of readed me out too
much for me to get into it like that part.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Really know. But when you when you're.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Not looking at it though, phenomenal, phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
She described.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
She described receiving oral from this guy as the greatest
orgasm she's ever had by oral. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, she
said it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What was going on with that?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I have to agree with that.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, you know what, good for you? Good for you?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do you do you seek out split tongue now or
is it just like you know what?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
That was a good run around the park. We'll see
if it ever happens again.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
That was a good run around the park. And we're
not seeking that out in any way, shape or for no.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
It just makes for a good story.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
She could make good story.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, you know, yeah, even if you're a great person, that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
All right, very good, very good. You're a delight. Sorry,
that's it. So it's the kissing. Well, no, she said
there was other body parts too.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No, no, but she said it was like the it
was it was too much. It was too much for
her conversation. Forget kissing, forget touch. She said, it was
just creeping her out to.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Be You sound with her?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Why what would like doesn't affect your speech?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
If you were just talking to me right now, would
you would have no idea I had a split tongue,
Well we.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Would see it.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, No, I don't. I don't know how it wouldn't
be different in terms of how you see, how you speak.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Because your tongue is important for the way that you speak,
so you gotta imagine that it's there, even if it's
just slight.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Like for example, if I say, what is a what
is a what is a word?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Where your where your tongue goes up against the roof
and the teeth of your on the top of your
mouth thing thing. Yeah, well, it's not like one comes
down and the other ones up, and it's like, is there.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
A medical reason anyone would have a split tongue? I'm
gonna say cancer, Wow, you went dark? Well what what
what are you just talking about? The intensity of orgasms.
Why else, what medically is going to lead me to
have a split tongue.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I'm asking you if there's a reason that doesn't include
body modification. Oh and you said ripping out someone's piercing. Okay,
but that's not medical. No, I mean unless unless you
were in an accident. Oh god, okay, you're right, you
are right.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, if you were in an accident and something happened
and they were like, the only way to rescue this
is to split the tongue, maybe, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I didn't have any in mind.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
I was just curious if someone could fall into a
split tongue and not be a big modifier.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah. I gave you several, several reasons to get there
to cancer. What else comes? What else?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
They can't think of anything.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Did he want to have a Philly member who had
tongue cancer?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Did they split their tongue?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, he ended up losing it all the way to
almost like the back of his tongue like he had
like it was it was he again.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Did he talk at all?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
No, I mean he could talk, but.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's not that bad. A little elvisy the.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, and he was he was a cab driver and
so like if somebody was asking him something, he'd be like.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's almost more like.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Memphis and step on it.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, No, I mean it was. I mean, yeah, it
was really bad. I mean it's a horrible, horrible surgery.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Where am I going? And you can't taste crab?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well your taste buds are gone.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
The Yeah, I mean, I don't know what lives at Lemon. Great,
that's all you get. Hi Elliott in the morning. Yeah, Hi, quickly,
what can I do for you?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, my name is Lauren.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
I'm out of Richmond, Virginia. I have I can't believe
I'm getting to tell this story on the air. So,
like about ten years ago, I knew this guy. He
was kind of into body modifications. I went to his
house after school one day and he was already like
hacking into his tongue, like he was splitting it himself
in his bathroom, and just out of I don't know,

(17:26):
a weird course of events, I ended up helping him
because he was starting to take a piece of dental
flow and was like sawing it in between the two halves.
It was so intense, So I ended up taking the
scissors and kind of finishing the job for him.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
It was like, God.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
I cannot believe I'm getting to tell this story on
the air.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You guys, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
So you took a pair of like kitchen shears and
cut his tongue.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yes, yes, it was literally like like meat cutting scissors.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
My guy, was he screaming?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
No?

Speaker 7 (18:01):
He really wasn't. And uh so the story kind of continues,
I'll quickly finish. So his mouth was obviously pulling up
filling up with blood throughout this whole thing. And we
were going out to dinner with his family, like his
parents and his little siblings and everything that night, so
he had to like kind of keep his mouth shut
and hide all this blood. But it was just like

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seeping out of his mouth. Like I said, it was heinous.
It was a crazy event. But it healed great, Like
nothing got infected, nothing happened after that.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
It healed up just fine.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
And uh yeah, he loved having that split tongue.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Hey, was he like like first of like, was was
he high?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
What is what is not? Not?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Not like he got but that's gotta be yeah, most likely,
Oh god, I'm sure it was.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Yeah, But he had very little reaction. He was super
into the split tongue.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
He loved it.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Afterwards, he showed it off and kind of like the
other callers were saying, he would make the two halves
do a little like wave like.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hello, wow, I don't think I listen. I love my wife.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
If I got home today and Jackie was like, hey,
grab the scissors out of the kitchen, I want to
split my tongue, I could not do that to a
human being.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
At this point in my life, I definitely couldn't either.
It was a very weird, once in a lifetime thing
to walk into.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm sure, did you ever hook up with him?

Speaker 7 (19:25):
I did, Yeah, we were actually dating at the time.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
How was the oral?

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Honestly, like the other caller said, it was like Tentacles,
I was not personally into it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's weird to.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Me, and Tentacles is so accurate. I have to have
to give her that shout out.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Wow, wow, boy, you're intense. You're a great girlfriend. By
the way.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't even do that for my wife.
As a girlfriend. You're like, yeah, I'll snip your tongue.
Jesus Christ