April 2, 2025 • 7 mins
During Hour #1 of the Cruz Show on 4/1 Jackie told us about the prank Cardi played on April Fools + she gave her Jackass of the Day to a racist couple at LAX
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's good? Is your boy?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Jid?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What? What's good? Everybody? This is Neil, what's good? This glow?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Really? And you're checking out the Cruise Show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Make sure to subscribe rate and sure Liz.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Go Go Go Real.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Ninety two three LA is new home for Hipop's The
Cruise Show. We in here, listen, you gotta be called
it Tennaday sixtyixty two four six eight nine two three.
As soon as you hear hotline blink by Drake to
win tickets to see Mike Aps. So lit'll do vaal
many more. We didn't ones comedy Tour, stay right here
to win. That's Nico Blitz. Nico Blitz.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Where we at bro it up?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey? Yeahqua for Shagny? How me me achieze mail on
the way? Jackiermors, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Cardi b is sharing her skincare routine and it's pretty interesting.
I'll tell you what it is up next.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
All yeah, stay right here for that. It's so much more.
Nico Blitz back in the mix with it. Let's get
it squabalah, how meany? Let's get it real? Ninety two three.
LA's new home for Hip Hoop. Let's go Hotline blin
By Drake. As soon as you hear that song, we
called it Tanning. Win tickets to see Mike Apps, Little
Douva many more. We didn ones comedy tour. Let's go.
I'll be out there. I can't miss that show. Yeah,
I can't miss that. I can't miss Mike Say, Carlos Bros.
(01:02):
Going down, Nico blitzing a mix, Nico.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What do you got? The headlines, the gossip t that's
that cheese man, Jack your.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
HARDI b has shared her skincare routine and in so
basically she got a new raising canes and Ipsey's moisturizing
sauce and it also happens to be edible. So she
was like showing it all over on Instagram, rubbing it
all over her face. She said, it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Smells like chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It was like stop, she said stop. She was saying
how good it smells, and everyone was like, no, this
is ridiculous, it can't be real. It turns out it's
not real. It was an April fool's jaw. They were,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It was all.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Promotion for a cane sauce. So this is your sign
of go get raising canes hashtag not an ad but.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We are we all craving raising. Yeah, there's one down
the street that should be on raising kines. Show some love.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know, at least listen.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'll put that sauce pause all over my face if
you send some.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let's do it all. I got to the cheese yo.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This side of the Cruise Shows brought you by the
official Injury Attorneys of the Cruise Show, Downtown LA Law Group,
DTLA Law Group. My guy for reading the scene. They're
standing by for a free case review Text Injury Help.
That's injury helped to four zero two twenty two Nico
Blitz skip back to it, my g Cruise Show Real
nine two three. You thought Future was toxic, offset is
(02:34):
a whole other level of toxic. Ma Jack Cruise Show
Real ninety two three. LA is new home for hip
hop hotline Blink by Drake. As soon as you hit
that song, win tickets to see Mike Gaps Little Dubam anymore.
We did One's comedy to a plus another five pack
of Disneyland Resort tickets coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I lots of that stay right here. Jeff Garcia sports
Dude was good.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
All right, Let's start with our Dodgers, they are still undefeated.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Asker Hernandez the plate spots in the year the center
here us going.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Back, that was a four hundred and thirty thirty six
foot bomb without a torpedo bat by the way, without
a torpedo bat by the way. Glass now also five
shutout innings, Dodgers six and oh for the first time
since nineteen eighty one. By the way, they won the
World Series that year. Let's go Dodgers and Braves again
tonight at the Stadium justin May on the Mound Healthcare
(03:19):
Appreciation Night as well. Make sure you listen to the
action on AM five to seventy are on the free
iHeartRadio app Angels won yesterday in Saint Louis, Yes five,
four and ten inning, same two teams.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
This afternoon. Lakers got a big win versus the Rockets.
Lebron had that clutch walk late that was so great.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Let's go three Lakers players with twenty points, including Dorian
Finney Smith and Gabe Vincent. Lakers and Warriors on Thursday,
I smell a bet coming with Nico. The Clippers got
twenty one from Kawhi and Norman Palady. They beat the
Orlando Magic and that's a quick sports her hair in
Real ninety two three, and the Cruise Show, Could.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You have Garcia had a Sports R and B Sensation
cruise out here? Real ninety two three.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
LA's new home pay head Bobless, Go Yo Hotline Blaying
by Drake. Soon as you hit that song and be
called it, tam win tickets to see Mike Gabbs Little
Duval many more. We didn't one's comedy tour Disneyland Resort
tickets coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's a five pack of tickets. Nico Blitz, Where were
at with it? Brought it up?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, Hey, that's so metal. Jackie' jackasses up next, jack
yourmires get thrins.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
People love Mexican food, but apparently don't love Mexican. Oh okay,
so I got the biggest jackass coming up next.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
We don't see about it. Stay right here, Nico Blitz,
back in the mix. Let's get it up, Yes her
Ski Real ninety two three. LA is new home for
hip hop. Let's go, Let's go Hotline Blink by Drake.
As soon as you hit that song, we call the
ten Wearing tickets to see Mike Gaps Little Duval many more,
and Weed and One's comedy tour, plus another five pack
of tickets at Disneyland Resort coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Lester, that's that's minutes away. Stay right there. Every he
is Nico blitzing it. It's your Nico. So much music
on the way.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Four Thomas, Yes, sir, Yo, new day, new jackass.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Let's get to it, Jackiemarres, what's good?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All right? So everybody seems to love Mexican food but
hate Mexicans now, and I have a feeling that has
to do with whoever's in office, you know. But somebody
who went to a restaurant in our lax a restaurant
server basically gave the person the receipt after waiting them,
and they had only ordered two things, and the gratuity
(05:12):
was already included in the bill. But at the bottom
of the bill it says that the customer can remove
the tip if they had not satisfied with leaving that
kind of amount.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, So they.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Asked to remove the tip the customers, and they instead
left a note for the waiter it said no tips
for illegal go back to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
And like the cowards they are, they paid in cash,
so there's no reason that there's no way to trace them.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Bro, you can't afford a tip, just say that that part.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you can't like afford to just be a nice person,
don't go out, bro. I'm so sick and tired. I'm
so sick and.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
His name was Getting, he said.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I've been working. I've been working as a server since
twenty fourteen, and this is the first time this has
happened to me and honestly unfortunate. I feel like it's
not going to be the last, because, like I said,
the person who's in office is the one that's fueling
this fire.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
By the way, racist can't work at LAX if you're illegal.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Bro, I literally can't understand.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I get stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I literally can't understand wrap my head around how someone
is racist and why they are racist.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The surveillance tape, bro, and put them on the news,
put their faces out there, expose who they are.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, God really does love to test me sometimes.
But I really hope God puts me in this test
because I just know that I will. I will pass
it with flying colors.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Man, you're ready to expose I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I am so ready and if.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're going to be racist, what did they order though, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
They ordered not chose salmon? There you go, so all
you know is their breast tank. But that's either here
nor there. And that's why those racists are today's Jackie's
jack ass. And guess what if I catch you a
racist on the street is on site.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Let's get it I she has Jackie your mirrors as go.
She chooses violence. First thing in the morning, A sneako
blitz back in the mix. Let's get a Nica Real
ninety two three all day. Yeah, hey yo, hey, Real
ninety two three LA is new home for hip hop.
When tickets to Disneyland Resort coming up at three pm?
That's next day right there. It's all five packa tickets, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Bro, what's your name? Mind? From Whittier? We didn't Want's
Comedy Tour.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're in there, bro, Congratulations, Let's go God.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Bro, you want to pay your tickets? Check out We
then Wants Comedy Tour hosted by Mike Epps with Courtney Wing,
Carlos Miller, will do von on so many more on
April fourth at the Qya Firm. Tickets on sale now
ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hey's Jackie and Richard the Cruise Show. Thanks for listening
to The Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe, and hey,
auto download so you don't miss an episode. So so
Hey, what's good? Is your boy?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Jid?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What? What's good? Everybody? This is Neil, what's good? This glow?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Really? And you're checking out the Cruise Show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Make sure to subscribe rate and sure Liz.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Go Go Go Real.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Ninety two three LA is new home for Hipop's The
Cruise Show. We in here, listen, you gotta be called
it Tennaday sixtyixty two four six eight nine two three.
As soon as you hear hotline blink by Drake to
win tickets to see Mike Aps. So lit'll do vaal
many more. We didn't ones comedy Tour, stay right here
to win. That's Nico Blitz. Nico Blitz.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Where we at bro it up?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey? Yeahqua for Shagny? How me me achieze mail on
the way? Jackiermors, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Cardi b is sharing her skincare routine and it's pretty interesting.
I'll tell you what it is up next.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
All yeah, stay right here for that. It's so much more.
Nico Blitz back in the mix with it. Let's get
it squabalah, how meany? Let's get it real? Ninety two three.
LA's new home for Hip Hoop. Let's go Hotline blin
By Drake. As soon as you hear that song, we
called it Tanning. Win tickets to see Mike Apps, Little
Douva many more. We didn ones comedy tour. Let's go.
I'll be out there. I can't miss that show. Yeah,
I can't miss that. I can't miss Mike Say, Carlos Bros.
(01:02):
Going down, Nico blitzing a mix, Nico.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What do you got? The headlines, the gossip t that's
that cheese man, Jack your.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
HARDI b has shared her skincare routine and in so
basically she got a new raising canes and Ipsey's moisturizing
sauce and it also happens to be edible. So she
was like showing it all over on Instagram, rubbing it
all over her face. She said, it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Smells like chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It was like stop, she said stop. She was saying
how good it smells, and everyone was like, no, this
is ridiculous, it can't be real. It turns out it's
not real. It was an April fool's jaw. They were,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It was all.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Promotion for a cane sauce. So this is your sign
of go get raising canes hashtag not an ad but.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We are we all craving raising. Yeah, there's one down
the street that should be on raising kines. Show some love.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know, at least listen.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'll put that sauce pause all over my face if
you send some.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let's do it all. I got to the cheese yo.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
This side of the Cruise Shows brought you by the
official Injury Attorneys of the Cruise Show, Downtown LA Law Group,
DTLA Law Group. My guy for reading the scene. They're
standing by for a free case review Text Injury Help.
That's injury helped to four zero two twenty two Nico
Blitz skip back to it, my g Cruise Show Real
nine two three. You thought Future was toxic, offset is
(02:34):
a whole other level of toxic. Ma Jack Cruise Show
Real ninety two three. LA is new home for hip
hop hotline Blink by Drake. As soon as you hit
that song, win tickets to see Mike Gaps Little Dubam anymore.
We did One's comedy to a plus another five pack
of Disneyland Resort tickets coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I lots of that stay right here. Jeff Garcia sports
Dude was good.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
All right, Let's start with our Dodgers, they are still undefeated.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Asker Hernandez the plate spots in the year the center
here us going.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Back, that was a four hundred and thirty thirty six
foot bomb without a torpedo bat by the way, without
a torpedo bat by the way. Glass now also five
shutout innings, Dodgers six and oh for the first time
since nineteen eighty one. By the way, they won the
World Series that year. Let's go Dodgers and Braves again
tonight at the Stadium justin May on the Mound Healthcare
(03:19):
Appreciation Night as well. Make sure you listen to the
action on AM five to seventy are on the free
iHeartRadio app Angels won yesterday in Saint Louis, Yes five,
four and ten inning, same two teams.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
This afternoon. Lakers got a big win versus the Rockets.
Lebron had that clutch walk late that was so great.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Let's go three Lakers players with twenty points, including Dorian
Finney Smith and Gabe Vincent. Lakers and Warriors on Thursday,
I smell a bet coming with Nico. The Clippers got
twenty one from Kawhi and Norman Palady. They beat the
Orlando Magic and that's a quick sports her hair in
Real ninety two three, and the Cruise Show, Could.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You have Garcia had a Sports R and B Sensation
cruise out here? Real ninety two three.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
LA's new home pay head Bobless, Go Yo Hotline Blaying
by Drake. Soon as you hit that song and be
called it, tam win tickets to see Mike Gabbs Little
Duval many more. We didn't one's comedy tour Disneyland Resort
tickets coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's a five pack of tickets. Nico Blitz, Where were
at with it? Brought it up?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, Hey, that's so metal. Jackie' jackasses up next, jack
yourmires get thrins.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
People love Mexican food, but apparently don't love Mexican. Oh okay,
so I got the biggest jackass coming up next.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
We don't see about it. Stay right here, Nico Blitz,
back in the mix. Let's get it up, Yes her
Ski Real ninety two three. LA is new home for
hip hop. Let's go, Let's go Hotline Blink by Drake.
As soon as you hit that song, we call the
ten Wearing tickets to see Mike Gaps Little Duval many more,
and Weed and One's comedy tour, plus another five pack
of tickets at Disneyland Resort coming up at three pm.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Lester, that's that's minutes away. Stay right there. Every he
is Nico blitzing it. It's your Nico. So much music
on the way.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Four Thomas, Yes, sir, Yo, new day, new jackass.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Let's get to it, Jackiemarres, what's good?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All right? So everybody seems to love Mexican food but
hate Mexicans now, and I have a feeling that has
to do with whoever's in office, you know. But somebody
who went to a restaurant in our lax a restaurant
server basically gave the person the receipt after waiting them,
and they had only ordered two things, and the gratuity
(05:12):
was already included in the bill. But at the bottom
of the bill it says that the customer can remove
the tip if they had not satisfied with leaving that
kind of amount.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, So they.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Asked to remove the tip the customers, and they instead
left a note for the waiter it said no tips
for illegal go back to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
And like the cowards they are, they paid in cash,
so there's no reason that there's no way to trace them.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Bro, you can't afford a tip, just say that that part.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you can't like afford to just be a nice person,
don't go out, bro. I'm so sick and tired. I'm
so sick and.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
His name was Getting, he said.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I've been working. I've been working as a server since
twenty fourteen, and this is the first time this has
happened to me and honestly unfortunate. I feel like it's
not going to be the last, because, like I said,
the person who's in office is the one that's fueling
this fire.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
By the way, racist can't work at LAX if you're illegal.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Bro, I literally can't understand.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I get stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I literally can't understand wrap my head around how someone
is racist and why they are racist.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The surveillance tape, bro, and put them on the news,
put their faces out there, expose who they are.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know, God really does love to test me sometimes.
But I really hope God puts me in this test
because I just know that I will. I will pass
it with flying colors.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Man, you're ready to expose I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I am so ready and if.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're going to be racist, what did they order though, Jackie?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
They ordered not chose salmon? There you go, so all
you know is their breast tank. But that's either here
nor there. And that's why those racists are today's Jackie's
jack ass. And guess what if I catch you a
racist on the street is on site.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Let's get it I she has Jackie your mirrors as go.
She chooses violence. First thing in the morning, A sneako
blitz back in the mix. Let's get a Nica Real
ninety two three all day. Yeah, hey yo, hey, Real
ninety two three LA is new home for hip hop.
When tickets to Disneyland Resort coming up at three pm?
That's next day right there. It's all five packa tickets, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Bro, what's your name? Mind? From Whittier? We didn't Want's
Comedy Tour.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're in there, bro, Congratulations, Let's go God.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Bro, you want to pay your tickets? Check out We
then Wants Comedy Tour hosted by Mike Epps with Courtney Wing,
Carlos Miller, will do von on so many more on
April fourth at the Qya Firm. Tickets on sale now
ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hey's Jackie and Richard the Cruise Show. Thanks for listening
to The Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe, and hey,
auto download so you don't miss an episode. So so
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