June 12, 2024 • 23 mins
We all share embarrassing poop stories that started with Dave's classic story of swatting mosquitoes while camping, Bailey shared her frienship breakup story on the show today and we hear more about people's friendships breaking up, is there a difference in the air of MN vs WI, we solve a mystery of who has the squeaky mic, and more!
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We seem to talk a lot aboutpoop on the show today, so we're
going to expand this to the pooptoo Poop version poop episode, too poop,
Too Furious Extended, poop extended topoop too furious, poop too pooh?
Who names the podcast? Now,Okay, whatever you want to do,
Jenny, I'll leave it up.What did you say, too poop,
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too furious or just to not crazyabout that? You don't like that's
fast and furious, too too fast, too furious. Well, Jenny,
you work it out and let usknow what's coming up. So I told
my story on the radio today,but I'll tell it on the podcast because
it's apparently makes people laugh. SoI'll tell you the thumbnail version. So
I'm camping with Carson and it's MosquitoIsland in the middle of the Mississippi.
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Mosquito's everywhere. It is so bad, and I'm on a little I'm pooping
on a it's not a toilet,it's not an outhouse. It's a wooden
box with a toilet seat on it. And so you sit down and you
do your business. The bugs areso bad that I'm pooping and swatting and
swinging my arms like crazy. ThenI'm doing the paperwork, you know,
after you do your thing, AndI got poop on my hand, and
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then a mosquito lands on my cheek, on my right cheek. And when
I got poop on my hand,I reach up to slap the mosquito and
I get a handprint of poop onmy on my face. God, as
you did it, I feel likeI felt poop go on my face.
Yeah, slap poop story number one, Poop story number two. I was
going into a station meeting and Icharted myself and not a major one but
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just a little one. And Isent next to our web guy at the
time, Mike Charming guy, andI'm like, God, hold on,
you skipped a part of the story. Can I interjecture? So you sharuded
yourself in the studio. You wererunning to the bathroom to kind of clean
yourself up before the meeting. ButRich saw you and he thought you were
confused as to which conference room youyou're supposed to come, and he's liked,
Dave, we're in here, andso you're like, oh, fuck,
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I gotta go. Yeah, AndI didn't want to say I just
charted myself so I go into themeeting. I'm sitting next to Mike,
and I thought Mike was edging awayfrom me, like, oh, you
stank. So after the meeting Itold Fallon and I said, well,
you smell me to see if Istank. And she's like, now you
smell fine. I'm like, ohgood. Third story. Meanwhile, you're
like sitting in soupy like gross.Okay, it wasn't that bad. Third
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story poop, It's just like acup of poop. The third one is
I'm making sweet sweet love to agirl on my bedroom note my dining room
floor back in Ohio. I waslike twenty three or twenty four. We're
making sweet sweet love on the diningroom floor, and I'd taken my glasses
off because you know, you don'tmake love with your glasses on, at
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least you shouldn't, So I putthem on the kitchen counter and we're making
sweet sweet love and I get upand she gets up afterward, and there's
like a thing on the floor andI'm like, what's that Because on my
glasses I couldn't see put my glasseson. It was poop. Like the
size of it. Back on thefloor when you were making. She was
on her back yet fell out,and so she had pooped during this sweet
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love. And she looks and shegoes, oh, and she picks it
up with her hand and she takesit to the bathroom and flushes it,
washes her hand, comes back outand is like nothing happened. And I
was so mortified for her that Iwas like, if I were you,
I would I didn't say it,but I thought if I were you,
I would immediately apologize and leave andnever see you again. But she was
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cool with it, and she treatedit with a lot more maturity than I
did. Maybe it happened to hera lot. I was gonna say,
she must have had ibs or somethingto have that be just a normal like,
Oh, I love to think I'mgonna tell you, I like to
think that I pleasured her so hardthat she pleasured She experienced the level of
shangri law so intensely shangri law.She experienced such a powerful shangri law that
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her entire Pelvic region contracted and emittedeverything that was in there. Usually,
if you do get to that point, maybe a little toot comes out,
not usually a turd. Well,that may be your experience but I like
to think that my Shangri law givingyeah was so powerful. Y Yeah,
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that that's what happened. Do youwant stories from Bailey and I I would
love it. I was coming tothat next Bailey. Jenny, Jenny,
you're first, you volunteered. Letme hear yours. Okay, So a
handful of years ago, I wasat my kickball playoffs and I had drink
alcohol the night before, and asa lot of people probably know, your
stomach kind of like rejects alcohol thenext day and you end up having to
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go to the bathroom aggressively. SoI go into the porta Potti at kickball
playoffs and right after I get donedoing my business, I look in there
are there's no toilet paper, Andit is not a good situation. It
is a situation where I absolutely needtoilet paper and I had nothing I could
do, So I just scurried outran to my car, where I keep
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like wet ones in my car.Yeah, And so I like I felt
like I was changing to poopy diaperin my car, is what I felt
like I was doing as I cleanedmyself up in that car, and luckily
there was a garbage can right bymy car, so I was able to
just throw things away. But that'swhat I had to do. And it
was like ninety degrees in sunny thatday. So I'm doing this in my
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car, praying. There's no position, Are you like standing behind the door.
I'm in the second row. No, I'm in the car, and
I'm like a little bit of aroom. I'm laying down on the second
roll getting in there with my wetones. Like I said, it felt
like I was cleaning my own poopydiaper, and I tossed it in the
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garbage and then proceeded to go offand wind kickball that day for the championship.
You're fresh as a d everybody's gota story. If you want to
share your story on the Poop VersionVolume two, then we'll read those tomorrow.
If you got a funny story,what is yours? Bailey? I
see, I've never pooped my pants. I had like a pooping issue in
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middle school, where like I justdidn't poop a lot, definitely like super
constipated all the time. And Iwoke up in the middle of the night
one night because I thought my appendixhad burst or something. But it was
just that I was so backed upand needed to go to the bathroom,
so I had to go to theer and then my doctor had to give
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me like, you know, milkof magnesium or something like that. But
my doctor was like, so whatgrade are you in? And I was
like seventh and he's like, oh, my son is in seventh grade too,
and I was like, oh cool. He's like, so where do
you go to school? Oakview MiddleSchool? And he's like, my son
goes to oak Middle School. AndI'm like huh. He's like cool.
Do you know Levi Risher? Likeyeah, my Risher was like one of
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the popular kids. And his dadis like treating me for not being able
to poop. And I'm like,if you go home and you tell Levi
Risher that Bailey Hus couldn't poop,oh my god, it's gonna get around
school. Did you ever poop?I did that? Melca magnesia goes right
right, yeah. And I wishI had existed. That I knew it
existed. There was a fable inmy school, and I don't know whether
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it's true or not, but therewas a big I'm gonna go in and
say it because he was a hewas a big kid and he I never
forget his name, Ken Biggs,which was funny because he was a big
kid and apparently he went camping fora week and he didn't poop the entire
time. So the rumor legend aroundour school was his mom had to dig
it out of his buttthole with afork. I've never people say that,
Are you serious? Yeah, youhave to dig it out with a fork?
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Though, well that's probably not Iwould use at least a spoon,
Yeah, spoon. And I feltbad for Ken Biggs because, you know,
I mean, how embarrassing is that. Ye, you're bent over your
mom's lap and she's in there,like, you know, with a headlight
on her head. She's like diggingit out with a fork, And I
thought, man, one slip andyou get a tie in your anus.
Yeah, that doesn't sound fun atall. And didn't get to that point.
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Okay, good, thank god?All right, anybody else? No,
okay, good, let's move onmore emails. If I touched the
right tab here, let's see whatwe get. Okay, here we go
from Anna Hey, my favorite solately. When the podcast was uploaded into
my feet, there's a short bestof the day segment that shows up I
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never listened to that, and thenI remove it from my feed. I
only do this because I want tolisten to all four hours and I don't
want to listen to the ten minutesegment twice. But what I'm finding is
when I forget to go into mypodcast player and search for the show to
start listening hour by hour, Ilisten to other podcasts because they are up
on my feet. It's just easier. Or I'll listen to the six am
hour but not the rest. Imight recommend not uploading the best of segment,
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and I really wish you'd go backto just uploading the show in one
chunk rather than hour by hour.It's so much harder to listen to the
whole show. Now. I'm aP one listener, which means like,
that's you, We're your favorite stationsuper fan, and I know more about
y'all than is considered normal. Butit's getting tricky to keep my elite status
only because of how the show isuploaded as a podcast. Jenny, you
do that, I don't understand it. Do you want to comment? So
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Bailey uploads the podcast now and sowe do it hourly. But then also
we always put a clip up everyday of kind of like what we think
is one of our best clips.So I think the way that it should
be uploaded though, is the hoursare all in one, and then you
upload the clip either before after thehours goes yeah nine eight seven six clip,
so that it'll play clip six seveneight nine when you do it.
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I see, okay, Yeah itshould be in order. Yeah, yeah,
So what is she experiencing? Doyou know that she doesn't like?
I truthfully don't. I mean,Bailey listens to the podcast a lot,
and she says that it work rightto go in order, So I'm not
entirely sure, but I do know, like on iHeart you can sort it
by like newest first versus oldest first, So like, I don't know if
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it's the way that it's sorted that'skind of throwing it off, But I
mean, I don't know. Ido my best. Yeah, it's something
we wrestled with a lot a yearish or so ago as we got a
new platform or whatever. So youknow, we just want you to have
a really good experience with the podcast, So you know, please let us
know if there's something we can dodifferent next one. I'd like to remain
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anonymous for this email, especially ifyou put in the actual show. Let
me start off by saying, yournew lineup is so good. Everybody plays
such a big part in making yourshow great, and I love the different
personalities. I've been a listener formany, many years, and I've been
fortunate to have met both of yourecently fallen and I even got in your
Weekend in five a couple of weeksago. Ah, I wonder what picture
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that was. Yeah, if Iwent back, I'd be like, immediately,
okay, I get a situation.I'd like you and your wonderful listener's
advice about I am not a drinker. I used to be, but quit
when my kids were little. Mykid's dad, on the other hand,
really finds joy drinking. He hashad multiple driving issues through the years.
He no longer will get behind thewheel after even one drink, but he
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thinks it's okay for other family membersas their records are cleaner. There's a
family member that is a very chronicdrinker. On a typical day, starts
early and goes until the night.Yikes. I know when this person comes
to town, they claim they haven'tdrank all day, but I feel like
they would still be considered intoxicated bya breathalyzer, regardless as it's always in
their system. That's awful. Mykid's dad thinks it's totally okay for this
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person to drive with them as longas they've only had one or two.
My kids have been very vocal aboutuncomfortableness getting in the car with this person.
They have seen that person drink anddrive on several occasions, and has
in fact taken them places after oneor two drinks. I can only do
so much, though, because whenI approach their dad, he thinks I
overreact, and technically I really can'tstop this. I'm wondering if there's someone
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out there that might know more aboutwhat I could do to protect my kids,
or someone that possibly has a littleknowledge of the breath elizer as to
how long a chronic drinker has tobe sober before they would be considered safe.
On the average day, I wouldsay, this person drinks probably a
twelve pack. Thank you, youmake my laugh, make me laugh all
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the time, and I love theshow. And she says, if you
decide to air this, can yourespond to this message let me know be
horror fand okay, yeah I will. I'll write you back. I almost
think we should talk to Jonathan Fogelabout that, because you should have a
right as a parent to say,dear husband, no, they are not
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going to ride in the car withthis guy. And husband will say like,
oh, you're overreacting. Well,this is not showing them a bad
movie or watching, you know,a show that's inappropriate, or maybe playing
a video game that might be alittle bit. This is life and death
safety issue for sure. Absolutely,So I want to say, if you
remind me, Jenny, because I'llforget. We can maybe ask Jonathan Fogel
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about that off the air tomorrow andsee what he says. Because I really
think that even if you're in ahappy marriage and you see your partner doing
something that endangers the kids, likenah, I left him in the hot
car at Target for fifteen minutes.They're fine. My mom used to do
that to us all the time,you should have a right to say no,
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I get a voice in this too, and you're not gonna do this,
right, I would think, Iagree. So yeah, because it's
your I mean, they're your kids, so obviously their safety matters to you
and it should be of like firstpriority for sure. Okay, hold on
install for a minute while I writeher back and say answered this on the
Minnesota goodbye. All right, David'sanswering this email right now. So Billy
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and I we're going to chat aboutwhat was your favorite memory from the boat
cruise last night, if you hadto choose one memory from the boat cruise
last night. I met while thiswoman named Tracy, who I think we
all met. I really liked her. She was like, hey, I
like you. I used to bea stage manager, and then we were
talking about stage managing and different plays, and it was really nice to be
like, oh, this person knowswhat I'm talking about. So I really
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enjoyed Tracy. For sure, whatwas your favorite? I like that.
But then I also, just becauseI like to speak on mental health,
I was surprised at how much ofShineedown's music revolves around mental health. So
it was really inspiring hearing them talkbetween their songs, to the point that,
like, I was sort of cheeringup one time when they were talking
about their guitar player, their basicplayer, who has a pretty bad depression.
So yeah, it was just itwas a great cruise all in all.
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Andrew from Ohio, one of ourregular staff, writers. Let's see
what Andrew has to say. Hesaid, I want to put it a
comment about the panhandler flower salespeople onthe side of the road in Ohio near
me the past couple of months,every few days, I'll see a group
of people at a stoplight claiming tobe collecting money for a funeral. Now,
I personally don't carry cash anymore,although some of these people out here
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on corners, they are with theircash tag, so it's like you can
venmo mer or cash apt me money. So I don't give them money.
But I'm wondering could it be ascam, like there is no funeral at
all to begin with, or howdo I know they actually will use the
money for that cause I don't,So that's another reason I'm not given money.
Recently, I've also seen people onTikTok live asking for money on a
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regular basis, like not selling stuff, just virtually panhanding. It's absurd.
I would never give anybody who's anybodywho's looking for money for a funeral.
I just it sounds so scammy,like you're playing the sympathy car, like,
oh, yeah, my brother justdied and we don't have the money
to bury him, and we can'tretrieve the body until blah blah blah,
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No, sorry not. There's arisk with any any kind of asking for
money situation. So if it's fora funeral, if it's on a TikTok
live, or even if it's aperson with a sign, you never know
exactly what they're going to use themoney for. Yeah, guarantee that.
Yeah, I just don't, Jenny, No, I don't. Yeah,
plan in simple, I don't assimil as that. And I fell for
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one. I'm certain it was ascam. A year or so ago,
I was in the grocery store inColorado and a woman comes up to me,
and she's not natively. She spokewith a thick accent, so she's
from somewhere else. She's got whatlooked like her mom with her into like
a five year old kid, andshe's got a cart about half full of
groceries. Excuse me, sir,can you help me buy some groceries?
And I firmly told her no,and I walked away. And then I
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started thinking about, uh, becauseyou know what, a lot of people
can't afford groceries, and a lotof people are you know, not eating
or they eat, but you know, their kids don't. Their kids eat,
but they don't whatever, And soI felt bad. I thought,
I am fortunate enough, not lucky. It has nothing to do with luck.
I am fortunate enough to have anabundance of money, not a huge
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abundance, but I've got so Ihad a hundred dollar bill in my pocket.
So I gave her a hundred dollarbill and she said, oh,
thank you, bless you, sir, and I felt pretty good about it,
even knowing that it could have beena scam. I was a little
disheartened that she didn't look at itand notice it's a fucking hundred dollars bill,
because that was a really generous give, not just a five. And
she didn't even look at it.She just took it and you know,
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pocketed it. And then I toldthe story on the radio, and so
many people called and said, yeah, that's a total scam. I work
at a grocery store and we haveto kick people like that out because they
walk around and harass our customers panhandlingfor money in the grocery store. So
I'll never do it again. Yeah, but I mean, in that moment,
what if, Like it's always aweird risk regardless, Like what if
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she did need money for groceries andyou gave her money for groceries? Good
for Yeah, I mean I don'tfeel terrible about it because I figure that
in some way or another she neededmoney or she was being forced by someone
to go solicit for money. Wegot an email from Paula and she sends
in a bunch of pictures from theboat cruise last night. Ah. So,
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Paula says, great to meet youguys. I thought i'd share some
pics. Thanks for taking time tovisit and take pictures with us. And
I remember Paula, she was verycharming, and that's her husband. She
was a big station fan and herhusband was a big Shine Doown fan,
So it all worked out really well. There's a picture of you and Jenny
and Paula and Bailey and Vaunt andoh she got one with all of us.
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Yeah. So, Paula, itwas a pleasure to meet you and
your husband. Hope you had agood time last night. I will assume
you will, Okay, Minnesota,goodbye. Hello, Hope you're all having
a great week. I really enjoyedTuesday Morning show and have a couple of
thoughts on the Great chicken debate.First of all, you guys are totally
valid saying Chick fil A is notthe best chicken. But as a four
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and a half year employee of Chickfil A, I do have to set
the record straight on a couple ofthings. One, while not quite as
big a menu as KFC, Chickfil A does have a pretty expansive venue.
Of course, we have the chickensandwich, but also a spicy and
grilled sandwich. The chicken does actuallytaste different. The sandwiches, nuggets,
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and strips have slightly different seasonings.The most obvious of the differences between it
is the wait hold on. Themost obvious of the differences is between the
and then the sentence actually literally cutsoff. Oh no, she says,
actually different. I don't know.The chicken from Colvers is the best.
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Oh and I would eat their chickenany day before Chick fil A. Also
a strange question for Jenny. Herewe go. I live in Minnesota,
go to school in Wisconsin. Grandmalives in Wisconsin, but I would like
to spend more time there in thesummer. Is it just me? Or
do mornings feel different in Minnesota versusWisconsin? For some reason. To me,
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they just have a different vibe.Wisconsin always has felt more dewey and
foggy, while Minnesota feels more windyand light. Maybe I'm crazy, but
some of my friends also feel thesame way. What do you think is
someone who has lived in both places? Also congratch Toofont and Bailey for joining
the show. Dart lick from CassieWell, we're her two words to describe
Wisconsin foggy and dewey, Okay,mornings. I don't know, because I
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always stay at my house I grewup in, growing up, so I
feel like it's very nostalgic, andI have the same feeling going back there,
So I don't know that. Ialmost could compare that because it is
a different feeling because it's the houseI grew up in and I walk outside.
So maybe, but I don't,I don't know. It might it
might be just you. I wonderif it's like the hills it's I mean,
isn't Wisconsin far more hilly than Ithink it is? Is this?
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I mean, not in the drivethat I do, but a little maybe
a little bit more. I wouldsee people make fun of Wisconsin from Minnesota,
but Wisconsin is gorgeous, a gorgeousstate. It really is. I
mean, we have pretty much weas if I still live there. They
have just as many lakes as Minnesotafor the most part, So cabin like,
the whole cabin culture is still likevery much the same. It's not
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much different than Minnesota. Yeah,and it is beautiful. And I've traveled
through Wisconsin one time. We wentfrom here. I think it intersects with
the up of Michigan, doesn't Itborder on the up of Michigan. So
we didn't take the freeways. Wetook the back roads and it was just
gorgeous. It was like, Wow, these cool little towns and just the
farmers fields and the hills and thebluffs. It's just beautiful God's country.
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It's God's country out there. Nextone, Kendras says, first of all,
can you all move your mic standsaround and find out which one is
squeaking? If my listening near servesright, I'm betting Jenny's is the squeaky
one. I'll send over some WDforty if Iheartbatia can't pay for it,
I'll move mine first. Nothing,Bailey, nothing, Jenny. Oh,
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there was a little squeak. Itmight be mine. I think it's fine
though, Oh it's Jenny, it'smine. That's fact. And I do
have to move things a lot duringthe Minnesota Goodbye because I have to look
at a monitor and monitor things whilewe're doing this. So unfortunately, yeah,
that probably is mine you're hearing.I'm sorry. I try really carefully
because I know it squeaks. Tomove it in a way that doesn't squeak,
but I am aware that it squeaks. Yeah, we got WD forty
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in the back room somewhere. We'lltry to remember to take care of it.
And last email. Here we go, it says Dave Jenny Vaunton Bailey.
First of all, love the dynamicand vibes of the show. You're
all killing it. I've been laughingout loud, and when I'm in public
places listening, I look like acrazy person. I love that. Sarah,
thank you. Today on the showyou called dairy Queen. Dave had
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to talk to the person off theair, and Jenny said, legally we
got to tell them around the radio. That was just a matter of respect,
you know what I mean. There'ssomebody sitting there there a professional kind
of identifying who they are, specificallythis is the person who answers the phone
at Dairy Queen. And I wantedto be respectful because if she didn't want
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to be on the radio, andI didn't want her to act as a
representative of dairy Queen. So inother words, I didn't want to like,
say, Hi, what's your nameRonda? Hi, Ronda, we're
on the radio on KATIEWB. Whatdo you do over dairy Queen? Oh?
Well, I answer the phone's Ronda? Tell us whether the cherry coat
dip is still available? What ifRonda's wrong? What if she gets anxiety
because she doesn't want to be Ididn't. I did want to be a
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jerk, so I kind of tookher off the air. So good question,
Thanks all, love you, dartsand licks from Sarah. Sarah,
you nasty. Thank you very much, And that's going to wrap it up
for the Minnesota Goodbye. I appreciateall the emails, and we have several
leftover, and I hate when wehave leftovers because sometimes they get lost in
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the shuffle. But I will trymy best, try my best get back
to you on tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye RyanShow at KDWB dot com.
We seem to talk a lot aboutpoop on the show today, so we're
going to expand this to the pooptoo Poop version poop episode, too poop,
Too Furious Extended, poop extended topoop too furious, poop too pooh?
Who names the podcast? Now,Okay, whatever you want to do,
Jenny, I'll leave it up.What did you say, too poop,
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too furious or just to not crazyabout that? You don't like that's
fast and furious, too too fast, too furious. Well, Jenny,
you work it out and let usknow what's coming up. So I told
my story on the radio today,but I'll tell it on the podcast because
it's apparently makes people laugh. SoI'll tell you the thumbnail version. So
I'm camping with Carson and it's MosquitoIsland in the middle of the Mississippi.
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Mosquito's everywhere. It is so bad, and I'm on a little I'm pooping
on a it's not a toilet,it's not an outhouse. It's a wooden
box with a toilet seat on it. And so you sit down and you
do your business. The bugs areso bad that I'm pooping and swatting and
swinging my arms like crazy. ThenI'm doing the paperwork, you know,
after you do your thing, AndI got poop on my hand, and
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then a mosquito lands on my cheek, on my right cheek. And when
I got poop on my hand,I reach up to slap the mosquito and
I get a handprint of poop onmy on my face. God, as
you did it, I feel likeI felt poop go on my face.
Yeah, slap poop story number one, Poop story number two. I was
going into a station meeting and Icharted myself and not a major one but
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just a little one. And Isent next to our web guy at the
time, Mike Charming guy, andI'm like, God, hold on,
you skipped a part of the story. Can I interjecture? So you sharuded
yourself in the studio. You wererunning to the bathroom to kind of clean
yourself up before the meeting. ButRich saw you and he thought you were
confused as to which conference room youyou're supposed to come, and he's liked,
Dave, we're in here, andso you're like, oh, fuck,
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I gotta go. Yeah, AndI didn't want to say I just
charted myself so I go into themeeting. I'm sitting next to Mike,
and I thought Mike was edging awayfrom me, like, oh, you
stank. So after the meeting Itold Fallon and I said, well,
you smell me to see if Istank. And she's like, now you
smell fine. I'm like, ohgood. Third story. Meanwhile, you're
like sitting in soupy like gross.Okay, it wasn't that bad. Third
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story poop, It's just like acup of poop. The third one is
I'm making sweet sweet love to agirl on my bedroom note my dining room
floor back in Ohio. I waslike twenty three or twenty four. We're
making sweet sweet love on the diningroom floor, and I'd taken my glasses
off because you know, you don'tmake love with your glasses on, at
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least you shouldn't, So I putthem on the kitchen counter and we're making
sweet sweet love and I get upand she gets up afterward, and there's
like a thing on the floor andI'm like, what's that Because on my
glasses I couldn't see put my glasseson. It was poop. Like the
size of it. Back on thefloor when you were making. She was
on her back yet fell out,and so she had pooped during this sweet
(03:00):
love. And she looks and shegoes, oh, and she picks it
up with her hand and she takesit to the bathroom and flushes it,
washes her hand, comes back outand is like nothing happened. And I
was so mortified for her that Iwas like, if I were you,
I would I didn't say it,but I thought if I were you,
I would immediately apologize and leave andnever see you again. But she was
(03:21):
cool with it, and she treatedit with a lot more maturity than I
did. Maybe it happened to hera lot. I was gonna say,
she must have had ibs or somethingto have that be just a normal like,
Oh, I love to think I'mgonna tell you, I like to
think that I pleasured her so hardthat she pleasured She experienced the level of
shangri law so intensely shangri law.She experienced such a powerful shangri law that
(03:46):
her entire Pelvic region contracted and emittedeverything that was in there. Usually,
if you do get to that point, maybe a little toot comes out,
not usually a turd. Well,that may be your experience but I like
to think that my Shangri law givingyeah was so powerful. Y Yeah,
(04:08):
that that's what happened. Do youwant stories from Bailey and I I would
love it. I was coming tothat next Bailey. Jenny, Jenny,
you're first, you volunteered. Letme hear yours. Okay, So a
handful of years ago, I wasat my kickball playoffs and I had drink
alcohol the night before, and asa lot of people probably know, your
stomach kind of like rejects alcohol thenext day and you end up having to
(04:29):
go to the bathroom aggressively. SoI go into the porta Potti at kickball
playoffs and right after I get donedoing my business, I look in there
are there's no toilet paper, Andit is not a good situation. It
is a situation where I absolutely needtoilet paper and I had nothing I could
do, So I just scurried outran to my car, where I keep
(04:50):
like wet ones in my car.Yeah, And so I like I felt
like I was changing to poopy diaperin my car, is what I felt
like I was doing as I cleanedmyself up in that car, and luckily
there was a garbage can right bymy car, so I was able to
just throw things away. But that'swhat I had to do. And it
was like ninety degrees in sunny thatday. So I'm doing this in my
(05:11):
car, praying. There's no position, Are you like standing behind the door.
I'm in the second row. No, I'm in the car, and
I'm like a little bit of aroom. I'm laying down on the second
roll getting in there with my wetones. Like I said, it felt
like I was cleaning my own poopydiaper, and I tossed it in the
(05:31):
garbage and then proceeded to go offand wind kickball that day for the championship.
You're fresh as a d everybody's gota story. If you want to
share your story on the Poop VersionVolume two, then we'll read those tomorrow.
If you got a funny story,what is yours? Bailey? I
see, I've never pooped my pants. I had like a pooping issue in
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middle school, where like I justdidn't poop a lot, definitely like super
constipated all the time. And Iwoke up in the middle of the night
one night because I thought my appendixhad burst or something. But it was
just that I was so backed upand needed to go to the bathroom,
so I had to go to theer and then my doctor had to give
(06:15):
me like, you know, milkof magnesium or something like that. But
my doctor was like, so whatgrade are you in? And I was
like seventh and he's like, oh, my son is in seventh grade too,
and I was like, oh cool. He's like, so where do
you go to school? Oakview MiddleSchool? And he's like, my son
goes to oak Middle School. AndI'm like huh. He's like cool.
Do you know Levi Risher? Likeyeah, my Risher was like one of
(06:36):
the popular kids. And his dadis like treating me for not being able
to poop. And I'm like,if you go home and you tell Levi
Risher that Bailey Hus couldn't poop,oh my god, it's gonna get around
school. Did you ever poop?I did that? Melca magnesia goes right
right, yeah. And I wishI had existed. That I knew it
existed. There was a fable inmy school, and I don't know whether
(06:57):
it's true or not, but therewas a big I'm gonna go in and
say it because he was a hewas a big kid and he I never
forget his name, Ken Biggs,which was funny because he was a big
kid and apparently he went camping fora week and he didn't poop the entire
time. So the rumor legend aroundour school was his mom had to dig
it out of his buttthole with afork. I've never people say that,
Are you serious? Yeah, youhave to dig it out with a fork?
(07:18):
Though, well that's probably not Iwould use at least a spoon,
Yeah, spoon. And I feltbad for Ken Biggs because, you know,
I mean, how embarrassing is that. Ye, you're bent over your
mom's lap and she's in there,like, you know, with a headlight
on her head. She's like diggingit out with a fork, And I
thought, man, one slip andyou get a tie in your anus.
Yeah, that doesn't sound fun atall. And didn't get to that point.
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Okay, good, thank god?All right, anybody else? No,
okay, good, let's move onmore emails. If I touched the
right tab here, let's see whatwe get. Okay, here we go
from Anna Hey, my favorite solately. When the podcast was uploaded into
my feet, there's a short bestof the day segment that shows up I
(07:59):
never listened to that, and thenI remove it from my feed. I
only do this because I want tolisten to all four hours and I don't
want to listen to the ten minutesegment twice. But what I'm finding is
when I forget to go into mypodcast player and search for the show to
start listening hour by hour, Ilisten to other podcasts because they are up
on my feet. It's just easier. Or I'll listen to the six am
hour but not the rest. Imight recommend not uploading the best of segment,
(08:24):
and I really wish you'd go backto just uploading the show in one
chunk rather than hour by hour.It's so much harder to listen to the
whole show. Now. I'm aP one listener, which means like,
that's you, We're your favorite stationsuper fan, and I know more about
y'all than is considered normal. Butit's getting tricky to keep my elite status
only because of how the show isuploaded as a podcast. Jenny, you
do that, I don't understand it. Do you want to comment? So
(08:48):
Bailey uploads the podcast now and sowe do it hourly. But then also
we always put a clip up everyday of kind of like what we think
is one of our best clips.So I think the way that it should
be uploaded though, is the hoursare all in one, and then you
upload the clip either before after thehours goes yeah nine eight seven six clip,
so that it'll play clip six seveneight nine when you do it.
(09:09):
I see, okay, Yeah itshould be in order. Yeah, yeah,
So what is she experiencing? Doyou know that she doesn't like?
I truthfully don't. I mean,Bailey listens to the podcast a lot,
and she says that it work rightto go in order, So I'm not
entirely sure, but I do know, like on iHeart you can sort it
by like newest first versus oldest first, So like, I don't know if
(09:31):
it's the way that it's sorted that'skind of throwing it off, But I
mean, I don't know. Ido my best. Yeah, it's something
we wrestled with a lot a yearish or so ago as we got a
new platform or whatever. So youknow, we just want you to have
a really good experience with the podcast, So you know, please let us
know if there's something we can dodifferent next one. I'd like to remain
(09:54):
anonymous for this email, especially ifyou put in the actual show. Let
me start off by saying, yournew lineup is so good. Everybody plays
such a big part in making yourshow great, and I love the different
personalities. I've been a listener formany, many years, and I've been
fortunate to have met both of yourecently fallen and I even got in your
Weekend in five a couple of weeksago. Ah, I wonder what picture
(10:15):
that was. Yeah, if Iwent back, I'd be like, immediately,
okay, I get a situation.I'd like you and your wonderful listener's
advice about I am not a drinker. I used to be, but quit
when my kids were little. Mykid's dad, on the other hand,
really finds joy drinking. He hashad multiple driving issues through the years.
He no longer will get behind thewheel after even one drink, but he
(10:35):
thinks it's okay for other family membersas their records are cleaner. There's a
family member that is a very chronicdrinker. On a typical day, starts
early and goes until the night.Yikes. I know when this person comes
to town, they claim they haven'tdrank all day, but I feel like
they would still be considered intoxicated bya breathalyzer, regardless as it's always in
their system. That's awful. Mykid's dad thinks it's totally okay for this
(11:00):
person to drive with them as longas they've only had one or two.
My kids have been very vocal aboutuncomfortableness getting in the car with this person.
They have seen that person drink anddrive on several occasions, and has
in fact taken them places after oneor two drinks. I can only do
so much, though, because whenI approach their dad, he thinks I
overreact, and technically I really can'tstop this. I'm wondering if there's someone
(11:22):
out there that might know more aboutwhat I could do to protect my kids,
or someone that possibly has a littleknowledge of the breath elizer as to
how long a chronic drinker has tobe sober before they would be considered safe.
On the average day, I wouldsay, this person drinks probably a
twelve pack. Thank you, youmake my laugh, make me laugh all
(11:43):
the time, and I love theshow. And she says, if you
decide to air this, can yourespond to this message let me know be
horror fand okay, yeah I will. I'll write you back. I almost
think we should talk to Jonathan Fogelabout that, because you should have a
right as a parent to say,dear husband, no, they are not
(12:07):
going to ride in the car withthis guy. And husband will say like,
oh, you're overreacting. Well,this is not showing them a bad
movie or watching, you know,a show that's inappropriate, or maybe playing
a video game that might be alittle bit. This is life and death
safety issue for sure. Absolutely,So I want to say, if you
remind me, Jenny, because I'llforget. We can maybe ask Jonathan Fogel
(12:31):
about that off the air tomorrow andsee what he says. Because I really
think that even if you're in ahappy marriage and you see your partner doing
something that endangers the kids, likenah, I left him in the hot
car at Target for fifteen minutes.They're fine. My mom used to do
that to us all the time,you should have a right to say no,
(12:52):
I get a voice in this too, and you're not gonna do this,
right, I would think, Iagree. So yeah, because it's
your I mean, they're your kids, so obviously their safety matters to you
and it should be of like firstpriority for sure. Okay, hold on
install for a minute while I writeher back and say answered this on the
Minnesota goodbye. All right, David'sanswering this email right now. So Billy
(13:13):
and I we're going to chat aboutwhat was your favorite memory from the boat
cruise last night, if you hadto choose one memory from the boat cruise
last night. I met while thiswoman named Tracy, who I think we
all met. I really liked her. She was like, hey, I
like you. I used to bea stage manager, and then we were
talking about stage managing and different plays, and it was really nice to be
like, oh, this person knowswhat I'm talking about. So I really
(13:37):
enjoyed Tracy. For sure, whatwas your favorite? I like that.
But then I also, just becauseI like to speak on mental health,
I was surprised at how much ofShineedown's music revolves around mental health. So
it was really inspiring hearing them talkbetween their songs, to the point that,
like, I was sort of cheeringup one time when they were talking
about their guitar player, their basicplayer, who has a pretty bad depression.
So yeah, it was just itwas a great cruise all in all.
(14:01):
Andrew from Ohio, one of ourregular staff, writers. Let's see
what Andrew has to say. Hesaid, I want to put it a
comment about the panhandler flower salespeople onthe side of the road in Ohio near
me the past couple of months,every few days, I'll see a group
of people at a stoplight claiming tobe collecting money for a funeral. Now,
I personally don't carry cash anymore,although some of these people out here
(14:22):
on corners, they are with theircash tag, so it's like you can
venmo mer or cash apt me money. So I don't give them money.
But I'm wondering could it be ascam, like there is no funeral at
all to begin with, or howdo I know they actually will use the
money for that cause I don't,So that's another reason I'm not given money.
Recently, I've also seen people onTikTok live asking for money on a
(14:45):
regular basis, like not selling stuff, just virtually panhanding. It's absurd.
I would never give anybody who's anybodywho's looking for money for a funeral.
I just it sounds so scammy,like you're playing the sympathy car, like,
oh, yeah, my brother justdied and we don't have the money
to bury him, and we can'tretrieve the body until blah blah blah,
(15:07):
No, sorry not. There's arisk with any any kind of asking for
money situation. So if it's fora funeral, if it's on a TikTok
live, or even if it's aperson with a sign, you never know
exactly what they're going to use themoney for. Yeah, guarantee that.
Yeah, I just don't, Jenny, No, I don't. Yeah,
plan in simple, I don't assimil as that. And I fell for
(15:28):
one. I'm certain it was ascam. A year or so ago,
I was in the grocery store inColorado and a woman comes up to me,
and she's not natively. She spokewith a thick accent, so she's
from somewhere else. She's got whatlooked like her mom with her into like
a five year old kid, andshe's got a cart about half full of
groceries. Excuse me, sir,can you help me buy some groceries?
And I firmly told her no,and I walked away. And then I
(15:50):
started thinking about, uh, becauseyou know what, a lot of people
can't afford groceries, and a lotof people are you know, not eating
or they eat, but you know, their kids don't. Their kids eat,
but they don't whatever, And soI felt bad. I thought,
I am fortunate enough, not lucky. It has nothing to do with luck.
I am fortunate enough to have anabundance of money, not a huge
(16:11):
abundance, but I've got so Ihad a hundred dollar bill in my pocket.
So I gave her a hundred dollarbill and she said, oh,
thank you, bless you, sir, and I felt pretty good about it,
even knowing that it could have beena scam. I was a little
disheartened that she didn't look at itand notice it's a fucking hundred dollars bill,
because that was a really generous give, not just a five. And
she didn't even look at it.She just took it and you know,
(16:33):
pocketed it. And then I toldthe story on the radio, and so
many people called and said, yeah, that's a total scam. I work
at a grocery store and we haveto kick people like that out because they
walk around and harass our customers panhandlingfor money in the grocery store. So
I'll never do it again. Yeah, but I mean, in that moment,
what if, Like it's always aweird risk regardless, Like what if
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she did need money for groceries andyou gave her money for groceries? Good
for Yeah, I mean I don'tfeel terrible about it because I figure that
in some way or another she neededmoney or she was being forced by someone
to go solicit for money. Wegot an email from Paula and she sends
in a bunch of pictures from theboat cruise last night. Ah. So,
(17:18):
Paula says, great to meet youguys. I thought i'd share some
pics. Thanks for taking time tovisit and take pictures with us. And
I remember Paula, she was verycharming, and that's her husband. She
was a big station fan and herhusband was a big Shine Doown fan,
So it all worked out really well. There's a picture of you and Jenny
and Paula and Bailey and Vaunt andoh she got one with all of us.
(17:41):
Yeah. So, Paula, itwas a pleasure to meet you and
your husband. Hope you had agood time last night. I will assume
you will, Okay, Minnesota,goodbye. Hello, Hope you're all having
a great week. I really enjoyedTuesday Morning show and have a couple of
thoughts on the Great chicken debate.First of all, you guys are totally
valid saying Chick fil A is notthe best chicken. But as a four
(18:03):
and a half year employee of Chickfil A, I do have to set
the record straight on a couple ofthings. One, while not quite as
big a menu as KFC, Chickfil A does have a pretty expansive venue.
Of course, we have the chickensandwich, but also a spicy and
grilled sandwich. The chicken does actuallytaste different. The sandwiches, nuggets,
(18:23):
and strips have slightly different seasonings.The most obvious of the differences between it
is the wait hold on. Themost obvious of the differences is between the
and then the sentence actually literally cutsoff. Oh no, she says,
actually different. I don't know.The chicken from Colvers is the best.
(18:45):
Oh and I would eat their chickenany day before Chick fil A. Also
a strange question for Jenny. Herewe go. I live in Minnesota,
go to school in Wisconsin. Grandmalives in Wisconsin, but I would like
to spend more time there in thesummer. Is it just me? Or
do mornings feel different in Minnesota versusWisconsin? For some reason. To me,
(19:07):
they just have a different vibe.Wisconsin always has felt more dewey and
foggy, while Minnesota feels more windyand light. Maybe I'm crazy, but
some of my friends also feel thesame way. What do you think is
someone who has lived in both places? Also congratch Toofont and Bailey for joining
the show. Dart lick from CassieWell, we're her two words to describe
Wisconsin foggy and dewey, Okay,mornings. I don't know, because I
(19:32):
always stay at my house I grewup in, growing up, so I
feel like it's very nostalgic, andI have the same feeling going back there,
So I don't know that. Ialmost could compare that because it is
a different feeling because it's the houseI grew up in and I walk outside.
So maybe, but I don't,I don't know. It might it
might be just you. I wonderif it's like the hills it's I mean,
isn't Wisconsin far more hilly than Ithink it is? Is this?
(19:56):
I mean, not in the drivethat I do, but a little maybe
a little bit more. I wouldsee people make fun of Wisconsin from Minnesota,
but Wisconsin is gorgeous, a gorgeousstate. It really is. I
mean, we have pretty much weas if I still live there. They
have just as many lakes as Minnesotafor the most part, So cabin like,
the whole cabin culture is still likevery much the same. It's not
(20:18):
much different than Minnesota. Yeah,and it is beautiful. And I've traveled
through Wisconsin one time. We wentfrom here. I think it intersects with
the up of Michigan, doesn't Itborder on the up of Michigan. So
we didn't take the freeways. Wetook the back roads and it was just
gorgeous. It was like, Wow, these cool little towns and just the
farmers fields and the hills and thebluffs. It's just beautiful God's country.
(20:41):
It's God's country out there. Nextone, Kendras says, first of all,
can you all move your mic standsaround and find out which one is
squeaking? If my listening near servesright, I'm betting Jenny's is the squeaky
one. I'll send over some WDforty if Iheartbatia can't pay for it,
I'll move mine first. Nothing,Bailey, nothing, Jenny. Oh,
(21:03):
there was a little squeak. Itmight be mine. I think it's fine
though, Oh it's Jenny, it'smine. That's fact. And I do
have to move things a lot duringthe Minnesota Goodbye because I have to look
at a monitor and monitor things whilewe're doing this. So unfortunately, yeah,
that probably is mine you're hearing.I'm sorry. I try really carefully
because I know it squeaks. Tomove it in a way that doesn't squeak,
but I am aware that it squeaks. Yeah, we got WD forty
(21:29):
in the back room somewhere. We'lltry to remember to take care of it.
And last email. Here we go, it says Dave Jenny Vaunton Bailey.
First of all, love the dynamicand vibes of the show. You're
all killing it. I've been laughingout loud, and when I'm in public
places listening, I look like acrazy person. I love that. Sarah,
thank you. Today on the showyou called dairy Queen. Dave had
(21:49):
to talk to the person off theair, and Jenny said, legally we
got to tell them around the radio. That was just a matter of respect,
you know what I mean. There'ssomebody sitting there there a professional kind
of identifying who they are, specificallythis is the person who answers the phone
at Dairy Queen. And I wantedto be respectful because if she didn't want
(22:10):
to be on the radio, andI didn't want her to act as a
representative of dairy Queen. So inother words, I didn't want to like,
say, Hi, what's your nameRonda? Hi, Ronda, we're
on the radio on KATIEWB. Whatdo you do over dairy Queen? Oh?
Well, I answer the phone's Ronda? Tell us whether the cherry coat
dip is still available? What ifRonda's wrong? What if she gets anxiety
because she doesn't want to be Ididn't. I did want to be a
(22:32):
jerk, so I kind of tookher off the air. So good question,
Thanks all, love you, dartsand licks from Sarah. Sarah,
you nasty. Thank you very much, And that's going to wrap it up
for the Minnesota Goodbye. I appreciateall the emails, and we have several
leftover, and I hate when wehave leftovers because sometimes they get lost in
(22:53):
the shuffle. But I will trymy best, try my best get back
to you on tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye RyanShow at KDWB dot com.
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