The Sex Secret Women Have Been Keeping

Jenny sheds some light on sexy secrets from women in the bedroom and shocks Dave. We read emails and talk the mile-high club and general airplane etiquette, stealing, and health!

Episode Transcript

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Warning right up front, This MinnesotaGoodbye is going to be a little bit
different, much more sexual, butvery entertaining and very enlightening. It's never
going to be vulgar. We nevergo for vulgariy. Well, sometimes we
do, but this is not ourintent. Jenny, you started. It
was your discovery, I believe,or was it Bailey's. It was Jenny's.
See yeah, So basically call her. Daddy had a guest on and

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they talked about how there's something thatguys are discovering that women say in the
bedroom and it's not what they thinkit means. So do you want me
to play audio of it through themic or should I just of the real
of them talking about it. Whatever, you're just telling it your story,
you do whatever, Just tell itbecause it's kind of long. Basically,
when women are saying I want youto come while having sex, it's not

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like a big like, oh mygod, I want you to come.
I'm so excited for you to comekind of situation. It means they're done,
they're over it. They want youto be done. So they're saying
I want you to come because weknow that it turns ben on and it
makes them even like get there quicker, and so they're saying that to get
you to finish faster in every situation. Or I would say that there's like

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probably a mixture of yes, youknow that it's a turn on for a
guy, but you also are probablysaying it more frequently when you're like,
this has gone on for doulong,just get it over, okay now to
see that's interesting. As a guy, I have always yeah, that is
a turn on when a woman willbe like yeah, blah blah blah blah,

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and it's like, okay, yeah, so that will maybe bring you
to the shangri la a little faster. But I've also absolutely been under the
impression that she really likes it whenI do, and so she wants it
to know that like that's satisfying ora turn on to her. But does
she like it because she likes itor does she like it because she can
be done well? And that's whatI'm just now discovering well, And I

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think that's absolutely true and very interestingbecause you know, when I did that
song like the Rain, it's aparody of stupid young male artists who say
I want to make love to youall night, I want to do it
this way and that way in thisand it's like, nobody wants to have
sex all night No. First ofall, you're gonna get sore. Yeah,

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you're gonna get tired, you're gonnaget sweaty, Sammy Clammy bored with
it. And it's like all theseyoung male artists will be like, yeah,
we're gonna sing all We're gonna havesex all night long. Nobody wants
that. I don't know what theideal amount of time is for sex,
because I've never done it for morethan two and a half minutes. It's

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a joke my opinion. I thinkthat's a great amount of time. I
know it was a joke. Longerthan absolutely not. It's longer than half
including all of the leading up toyour Yeah, I guess it's like the
whole thing, like all of it, Thank you. I was going to
say, a half hour is waytoo long for just oh no, no,
like the whole thing really now,see, I nobody wants to hear

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about it. Smash to finish.Nobody wants because I think there's a lot
of fun when you like you're withsomebody and you like kind of dnkle around
dnkle is a new word. Ijust point you dingle around a little bit,
and then you get to the hardcorewhatever, and then you stop and
you laugh and you chat and thenyou go, well, let's do it
some more and then like like likea few hours. Then huh, that's

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multiple times then, so that's notthat's not from start to finish multiple hours.
Well nobody can do that. Yeah, exactly. You go one time
and then you're like he he,let's go get gatorades, and then you
come back to hold on. Youguys are laughing. In between you laugh,
you talk and you joke and youcuddle and you kiss and you talk
about you know, jos current events. I mean if high fived, but
I don't know that I might makejokes. Don't you think it should be

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fun? Like good sex should befun? Because sometimes it's like, oh
yeah, it's just so good,it's so passionate. But other times it's
like, okay, you know what, Okay, that's funny. You know,
I don't know, not laughing,are you even doing it right?
Good point? So I did.There used to be a woman who was
on our show frequently, and hername is Laura Norton, and I forget

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the books she wrote, but shetalked a lot about why women fake orgasms,
and she said, you know,I think she would say, like,
just slap your hand over and overand over. Just slap it,
keep slapping it, keep slapping it. Does that feel good? No,
she said, that's what a womanfeels when a guy's just banging away.
Thinking. This is what I readsomewhere, Yeah, that a woman just
wants me to keep going long,long, long what they saw on porn,

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right, Yeah, And it's likea woman is like, she'll fake
an orgasms so the guy will belike, Okay, you're done, now
I can finish. I will letyou two respond to that if you want
to. I think that everything youjust said is completely accurate. It's so
so, so very true. AndI mean, like, I'm not ashamed
to admit that I faked orgasms becausea I didn't know enough back in the

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day, so I was like,oh, I feel like this is something,
but it wasn't, you know whatI mean. So I definitely probably
faked him at the beginning because didn'tunderstand. But also, yes, there
comes a point where you're just likeso exhausted and you're like stop pounding me.
I am over this, like,well, it's just I'm gonna pretend
and hopefully it'll satisfy you at thatpoint. But then I know that it's

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misleading to men, and I knowI understand that I don't do that anymore
in my life, like that's awaste of my time. But I have
done that before, and I thinkthat's totally justified because I think a lot
of guys they think, oh,well, if this isn't working, I'm
going to do it harder. Sothen they start going harder, and then
she's like, good God, stopright, and so then she'll be like

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oh oh, oh oh, andyou're like, yeah, look at what
I did. So really interesting.I just when this woman, Laura Norton,
I should look her up and seeif she's still around. But she's
come on the show maybe once everycouple of months and talk about why it
was important to not fake an orgasmand how to explore your own body and

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learn how to have an orgasm,blah blah blah. And I said I
didn't even know women had orgasms,and she said, well, you have
to find the clatorus and I said, well, which arm pit is it?
Under? Do you get that joke. I mean, that's a joke
that I don't even know that.I think it's under the armpit. I
think that's a joke. I'm gettingdistracted by the way you're pronouncing that word.

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I think that, yeah, you'reit's not a dinosaur, it's fucking
clitterists. God damn it. Well, let's title this episode it's fucking clist
goddamn yeh Okay, have we exhaustedthat topic? Yeah? I think we
are. Okay. Now I startto think about all the women that I've
been with that whether they had anorgasm or not, we're trying to save
your feelings, whether they were liketrying to save my feelings, were going

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get it over with. I gotbills to pay, I got to be
at work in the an hour onceto do. Let's starts coming into my
head like I am screaming I wantyou to cough, and the guy go,
yes, he really likes that.Yeah, okay, there's so many
other questions I have, and tellme whether this is too too vulgar,

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stop me and let me stop you. If a guy extracts himself from the
from the the crotch area, yeah, okay, let's say he's about to
reach the sexual changri law, andhe extracts himself from your crotch area and
then deposits it on your belly button. Is that gross? Or is that
because guys love to watch that?Guys love to watch that. Yeah,

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that's why I'm poorn. They alwaysshow that. Is that gross? No,
not at all. I think italso is like a huge preferencing for
certain people. For certain women,they don't want that to go inside of
them. They would prefer it togo around the belly button region. So
yeah, it really is just yourpreference. Okay, let me tell you
where you don't want to aim itat though, the eye. It's just

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it is awful. It's awful.I experienced it in my freshman dorm room
and I was like up in abunk and I felt such pain before that
I never felt. And I waslike, oh my god, like all
I had was a little everything.Yes, I had like a little sink.
But then I was like trying toadd cool and stuff like it was
like sexy what had just happened?But really I was in pain and I
didn't know what to do. Okay, you know, I'm learning a lot

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more and I'm going to recommend thatall men listen to this podcast because they
should know. Now. If youhave any feedback on any of this,
this is where it really gets good. So send me an email to Ryan's
show at katiewb dot com. Orif you have any additions to things that
we need to teach people, ormaybe men need to teach women, then
let us know. Men don't haveto teach me anything. I don't know.

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I think that honestly. I thinkthat I don't want to sound stupid,
but I think we're just so happyto be there with a willing,
enthusiastic partner. I think that's everything. Yeah, you know, and I
think that we're just happy to bethere. Yeah. Well, I've said
that when I'm with gentlemen and they'relike, why are you laughing? I'm
like, can I just be happyto be here? Like, get off

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my back, bro, literally,let me just be happy to be here?
Wait? Can I have a goodtime? Okay, moving on to
the emails, which will be muchmore mundane, but let's go ahead get
started. This one says I wantto say I love you guys so much.
I'm really enjoying the current group.I missed fallon and Drake, but
Vont and Bailey are great. Thanksthanks for always keeping my mornings full of

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laughter. I'm trying to email Fallen, but the email address lists for her
blah blah blah blah blah, andso they said, can you Does she
check her emailment anymore? I don'tknow, but the question is one I
can answer. She said, Iremember you mentioned a service that will come
to your house and change your filters, clean your vents, et cetera.
I've tried doing some googling and Ihaven't found what you're talking about. Do

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you remember anything about it? Weare working, two working parents with three
kids under five, and it seemslike it would be money well spent to
keep these things out of my brain. Love you all from Erica. Yeah,
zero Res. Zero Res does yourdryer vent, They do your air
ducks, they do your air vents, they do all of that stuff.
And they did my house one timeyears ago, and they showed it before

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and after picture, and the beforepicture seriously, it was filthy inside the
air ventce just everything from like oldsawdust to pieces of plaster to little wood
chips from construction and gunk, andthey going through with like a wire brush
that spins and they clean it out. So zero res nine to five to
two zero res spelled backwards the sameway as it is forward, exactly right.

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Thank you, Bailey, You're welcome. Next one, let's go to
this one. Good morning, Daveand Crewe. I got a legitimate question.
I'm a huge Twins fan season ticketholder two along with the Minnesota sports
fan. I moved here from Nebraskalast year and I found you guys shuffling
through the radio to find a goodstation. Have been listening when I can
at work or out and about Okay, great, thank you. I'm glad

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you found us. I watched themovie Little Big League for the first time
this weekend. At the end ofthe movie, maybe thirty to forty five
minutes left of it, they're playingin the final scenes of the game in
the Metrodome, trying to win thatgame, and there's a fan they show
multiple times wearing a KDWB one ohone point three shirt, and the shirt
is bad ass. That's the onlyradio station they showed besides the obvious eight
three to o WCCO. So Iwas curious on the backstory of that.

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If anybody knows, if you talkabout it today, I probably won't hear
it on the radio, but stillI think it was a badass shirt.
I was actually in that movie andwe talked about it just a minute ago.
Wait, was it you and theshirt? No? Oh no,
it was not. I don't knowanything about it. I truly don't.
What's the name of the movie again, Little Big League? I don't know
anything about it. It was notme. I think it was just a

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coincidence. Back then, I thinkpeople wore logo shirts a whole lot more
maybe than they do now. AlthoughBailey's wearing a kW shit right now.
I'm just thinking, like, ifthey really liked the shirt and it was
a really dope shirt, and wehave to come up with a state fair
shirt, you know what's really innostalgia? People love throwback. We should

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I should watch this movie, theclassic rainbow katiebb logo. Didn't we do
that the last couple of years though? With the Fair? Jenny? Yeah,
like we always have it. Wedo always have that rainbow one.
But I don't know what the oneis in the Big Little League, Little
Big League. But I might watchthat movie and sus that up. It's
cute. It's about a little kidwho's probably twelve or thirteen, and his
grandpa owns the Minnesota Twins, andhe dies and he leaves the twins to

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this little kid who has to managethe Minnesota Twins. Cute, and that's
why it's called Little Big League,and it's cute. It's a forgettable movie,
but it's cute. You know it'sfine. Right, Well, this
one looks interesting. Let's see whatwe got here. Dave Jenny Bailey Vant.
I'm currently on a flight to Dublinfor a much needed vacation. Since

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I can't sleep. Here are somethings that are keeping me awake. Number
One, people really do it inthe airplane bathrooms. My wife jokingly asked
if I wanted to join the MileHigh Club when we got on the plane.
I went to the bathroom. Anhour or so later, my right
leg had to ask forgiveness so myleft leg could fit. Mind you,
I'm a very average six two twentyeight year old Guy'd be curious if you

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actually know someone who has done iton an airplane. I don't, but
I know it happens. I meanI don't personally know, but I think
it happens. But that's a reallygood point, because what are you going
to bend them over the toilet they'refacing the toilet, then do you have
a room to move your ass backand forth if you're standing behind him without
bumping in the door. So it'llbe like pulvic thrusting right now, just

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so everyone knows what this Dave is, just thrusting and thrusting and just moving.
I'm just imagining the toilets. Didthe bathrooms used to be a little
bit bigger, because I feel likethey've gotten smaller over the years. Possibly,
Yeah, I think people were upto in there so smaller. Do
they care though? I mean,if you're a flight attendant, would you

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care if you saw a man orwhat couple of whoever coming out of the
bathroom or going in the bathroom together, would you care? I would be
excited and that would be like myrole to see someone doing that. Yeah,
it'd be juicy gossip for the planefor sure. Yeah, the couple
in five A and B, theywere just banging in the bathroom. I
kind of wanted that rumor to startabout me and Andrew because we just flew

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back from Seattle and I had toget up to pee and he was like,
oh, maybe I'll go too,and I was like, oh,
people are going to think we're doingit. But then he sat back down.
I was like, oh, Ithought you had to pee. Like
if we go to like a gasstation or somewhere and it's like one of
those bathrooms where one person goes inat a time, Susan and I will
sometimes go in the same one,like who cares? You know what I
mean? It's like anybody calls meout on going in the ladies room or

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who in the men's room? Whocares? You know? To pee?
And we can both pee and thencome out at the same time. Who
cares? Yeah? Yeah, nextone? Am I the jerk? This
plane is not full. My wifeand I are seated in the middle of
the plane four seats. There aretwo seats open next to us in the
four seats behind us are empty.We immediately rec since it wouldn't inconvenience anyone.
About an hour in, two girlsdecided to move seats and spread out

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all over the seats behind us.We left our seats reclined. Should we
have pulled them up or are theynow encroaching? Encroaching on my god given
space? Absolutely, do not pullyour seats back up. No, no,
Well, even if there were people, you get to recline your seat.
Get to recline your seats. That'san ongoing debate and we've had it
before a million times. Do yourecline your seat, Bailey on an airplane?

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Not usually only because I'm a weirdperson who likes to sit up straight
to I don't know, but butnot out of consideration for the people behind
me. Now, I just situp straight because I'm a weird person.
Okay, to do that? Yourecline your seat, Jae, I don't
know. I may, I don'tknow. I just don't really think about
it. Yeah, same, Imean the recline is literally like a half
an inch, so like it doesnothing for me, right, I'm like

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cool, I'm laid back and relaxednow, said no one ever, right,
Peace and blessings, keep on keepingon and dart lick, but not
in a plane bathroom because there isno room. And I will send you
a staff writer sticker, So thanksfor asking. And then I got two
emails, wait, three emails identicalfrom the same person, so that Wi

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Fi is working on the airplane.Okay, this one, we were talking
about people who steal right, Yeah, and steal from the grocery store,
and a social worker wrote in andsaid, there is never an excuse for
stealing. There is always a resourceto get food. We had a little
discussion about that one. Aaron says, I might be coming from a different

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angle. I'm a social worker inthe community. I work in social services.
I think it's sort of both,and there are bad actors out there,
but also genuinely people in our communitywho have addictions mental illness that bring
them to the streets. There arethings to help these people from the county
and state, but these services areso limited, especially housing. Anyway,

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I get that people see it amillion ways. There are limitations to the
help that is out there and thesystemic issues people who end up being on
the side of the road could befacing. Okay, good to hear from
somebody who actually works in the trenches. Yeah, thank you, Eron,
And I think we have time forone more. If I can dig one
out here really quickly, Let's trySarah first time rider. I've listened to

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Minnesota Goodbye since day one, butuntil now I've had nothing to write about.
I'm just wondering if Bailey would feelcomfortable telling us how she got a
blood clot. Oh, is itunusual? It is unusual for a college
aged person to get one. Justa gal who works in medicine from Sarah.
Yeah, I don't exactly know theexact happenstance that I got it,

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but I was on a long trip, so I might have been sitting for
too long. I was on abirth control that had estrogen in it that
might have been part of it.And I also have a genetic disorder called
factor five Lightden which makes it easierfor your blood two clot. So it
was kind of potentially a perfect stormof three different things that could have created

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it. But yeah, I gotit when I was twenty one in my
leg and I had a Charlie horsefor like a week and then I called
my mom and I was like,this seems weird. She said, you
probably should go to the nurse.And then they were like, stip,
get yourself to the er, Andso I had to like race to the
er and get it and get likeon blood thinners. A blood clot from
what little I know about them,if they if they come loose and go
to your lungs or your heart,you can kill me. Yeah. Really,

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So they were like, yeah,good thing you came in when you
did. FA died. So thegood news is, right now, with
all the other things we're facing inthe world, any one of us could
have a blood clot in our legthat could within seconds go to our heart
and kill us dead within the nextten seconds. Right, So I'm glad
that didn't happen to me. Isthat? What? Well, I'm not
worried about you. I'm not worriedabout you. I'm worried about me.

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Oh well, I feel like youwould know because I had like a weird
Charlie horse in my leg and Iwould literally get up out of bed and
fall on the great Yeah. Now, every time Janny and I have a
Charlie horse, think we're Charlie horse. If it lasts for more than like
a day and a half, whatif we die really quickly? I don't
think. I don't think it worksthat fast. I mean I live for
a Well, now I'm really worriedabout it. I was gonna say,

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there's definitely different kinds of blood clockand just know that we know nothing about
them. But like I know aboutmine, and that's all I know.
What do you know about my health? What do I know about healthy,
that you're fat and ugly. Ilove it. I love you, Bailey,
I love that kind of humor.You're fired. I saw I saw
meme or a video on a reelthe other day and it said something like

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when you go out for a runand your Garmin GPS or your Apple watch
tells you your pace, your whatyour weight, you're fat and you're poor,
and it's like, oh, Ididn't know my Garmin GPS told me
all that kind of funny. Allright, that is it for the Minnesota
goodbye. Send your comments on thefirst thing we talked about on the show.

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Really curious to hear about that.Thank you for listening, Ryan the
show at KDWB dot com.