6am Hour - Chocolate Farm Tour

Dave is back from vacation with some stories, Vont's never eaten an American sandwich staple, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, daddy. There's bag that's right. Let you know
it is. Well, thank you very much. We missed you.
Did you really though I did?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You could split up when you came in, and then
my face went back down when I saw you bring
me a hula skirt.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't buy souvenirs anymore because you know, I don't know,
because then I feel like if I buy souvenirs, then
I feel like when you guys go on vacation, you
feel obligated to buy me a souvenir. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
How it used to be when I started on the
show and I was making a dollar per day, I
would go on like maybe a trip a year, and
I was like, well, I guess all this money has
to go to souvenirs at the morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
So that's why I don't do it anymore, because I
could bring you back like a hula skirt or some
macadamia nuts, and you'd be like, oh cool, great, Well
now I'm going to buy Dave something next time I
go to Dallas. Yeah, sorry about that. I learned a
couple of things. I learned a couple of things I
want to share with you guys. I found out because
I went on a chalk. They make chocolate over in Hawaii, Okay,

(01:00):
and we one of the It sounds really boring, but
it was actually kind of cool and different. It was
a chocolate farm tour because they grow these big pods
of cacawa and then they roast them or age them
or whatever that turns into chocolate. But here's something interesting.
Hershey's chocolate in America is garbage chocolate because it's not

(01:21):
really chocolate. As a matter of fact, in Canada and Britain,
they're not allowed to call it a chocolate bar. It's
a candy bar because Hershey's chocolate and these are the
Hershey's Kisses and Dove and things like that. Yeah, is
only ten percent chocolate. What's the other sugar? The rest
is sugar. That's why it tastes so good. So when
we Americans eat real chocolate, we go it's a little

(01:45):
bit bitter, but that's real chocolate. So when you're eating
a Hershey bar, they can call it a chocolate bar
here in America because Hershey's has got a lot of
power and they've been around for one hundred and fifty
years or whatever. Yeah, But in other countries like Canada
and Britain. It's you can't call it a chocolate bar,
it's a candy bar. Is that interesting?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I wrote down some fun facts?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh, I want to know some fun fact. You actually
did write things down.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I wrote them down.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
On Friday morning from Dave Ryan.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, here's another one. Why do I learn this on
the chocolate tour? Why do plants produce fruit instead of
just seeds? Why? Why do why do plants produce fruit
like bananas and apples and lemons and things like that?
Why so animals will eat them and poop them out
and spread them all around for manure. Well yeah, well

(02:40):
for you don't miss my points. So if if you're
a giraffe, for example, and you're eating I don't know,
papaya out of the tree, the giraffe is going to
eat papaya and then walk around and poop it, and
then it's going to re spread the the the papaya
that wasn't as interesting as the chocolate one, wasn't.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They like move the seeds around so that they can
populate the nation.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think I bored you a little bit there. Huh, Okay,
give you another one, Give me another Wise, Okay, if
you go on the Road to Hannah. Road to Hanna
is like the big thing that you do in Maui.
It's a road that goes to the other side of
the of the island. It'd be like driving them from
here to Duluth if it was scenic and there were
gift shops all along the way. Okay, leave really early
in the morning. We left it six in the morning,
and download the Road to Hanna app because it will

(03:28):
narrate the entire thing as you drive the whole thing.
They have one like that in Hawaii too, from when
I was fourteen and went really they have one just
like that, so I like that.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It was fifteen dollars. It was fifteen dollars to download
the app. It was the best fifteen dollars I've spent
this year.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, how long is the road?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It is long, Jenny, Is it because of the incline
that it takes so long?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's because a it's tons of switchbacks, and it's tons
of bridges, and it's basically a narrow, narrow road hugging
the side of a cliff.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
And then the top is like you're basically above the clouds.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Right, Uh, No, that's the vulcan. You know, that's a
different one. Yeah, so go to the volcano and then
go to on the road to Hanna. Okay, And that's
really all I've got. I got, I got really nothing.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Else sun burn or anything.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't do the sun Jenny.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
No, that person hat on every layer of.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Giant Minnesota State Fair bucket hat on, which was kind
of a mistake and kind of good at the same
time because people would see the Minnesota State Fair hat
and go, oh, you're from Minnesota. Well, we're from Cottage Grove. Oh,
and then you'd have to act like, oh, well that's cool.
Let's talk about Minnesota from oh yeah, it's still chilly
back at home, you know, Oh.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Did you run into Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Fifteen or twenty. Really, everybody in Hawaii's from the Midwest.
Everybody's from Chicago or Minnesota or Cottage Grove.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's just funny because you don't want to talk about Minnesota.
That's why you're in Hawaii. So the commonality like, let's
talk about.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
So that's fine, just talking about Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm glad I'm back. I'm glad that nobody got fired
and nobody know what he changed format or anything like that.
That we're still playing the where the Twin Cities number
one hit music station still turn out good. Hang tight,
and we'll be back in the second with War of
the Roses. We're gonna do that one, a classic, probably
one of the top five War of the Roses of

(05:18):
all time. If you've never heard it, you gotta hear it.
If you've heard it before, you gotta hear it again.
Top five War of the Roses of all time. Coming
up next on k dub ub A d w B,

(05:41):
and that is War the Roses four today, Classic Pamela episode.
Hope you enjoyed it all right, let's get to it on.
You can't make this stuff up because we have stuff
going on here. First of all, it is National Grilled
Cheese Day today. God, hey, do we all love? Do
we all agree? Grilled cheese is like an American just

(06:02):
a fish, It's a staple. Actually, tomorrow is National Grilled Cheese.
So in a new pole, two thirds of us say
that we prefer the toast level of the grilled cheese
to be golden brown. Twelve percent like it well done
or even burnt. Okay, so we like it a golden
brown is the only answer. Maybe you're not picky about that,

(06:24):
but kids sure are. Thirty percent of parents said they've
had to remake a grilled cheese for their kid who
wasn't happy with the toast level. Okay, as for the
sand which for forty seven percent. Half of us are
purists who just want bread and cheese, especially Midwestern women.
That's you just bread and cheese, Bread and cheese. Well bread,

(06:46):
you're going to toast it. It's a grilled cheese.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, just not like some bougie like add in bacon
and apinnuts.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And that's the thing. So some of the things we
add are tomato, herbs, bacon, sauted onions, and spinach. But
at what point does it become a melt a panini?
Yes exactly, Okay. American cheese is the most popular cheese,
followed by cheddar, mozzarella, and Swiss men are more likely

(07:14):
to spice up that grilled cheese with hobinnaro jack or
pepper jacky. And then do you put butter on the
outside of your grilled cheese?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
That's how you grill it. What else are you supposed
to put on the outside?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Some people do not nothing, Yes, some people do not.
Can I blow all your mind?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, okay, never once had a grilled cheese in my life.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
You're dumb.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Now you've had grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's like saying I've never had air before.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I promise you I've never once in my life had
a grilled cheese. It was just not something I asked
my mom, like, hey Mom, I'm hungry, can you make
me this?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Not even don't they have grilled cheese at like school.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's a school lunch.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I hated school lunch, which is crazy because I got
it for free. I was one of those poke kids
and I got it for free. But I was like,
I don't want this cheese.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I can't believe you'd never had Chipotle until a couple
of weeks ago. Yeah, well, yeah, a year ago at
this point. Yeah, and then you ever had a grilled
cheese before? What do you eat? Pork chops? But comes
home from school and he's watching Blues Clues, Well, just
gnaw on a pork chop. There's a picture of me.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm two years old, not maybe, not even, and I
literally have a chicken leg in my hand. I'm just
gnawed away at that ding cheese.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That was a staple growing up. When I was a kid,
we had If you're old enough, you remember the big
brick of velveta cheese. It was like a foot long
and each there was like a three by three by
twelve brick of velveta cheese. It was the cheapest kind
there was, and we would slather like you know, we'd
put that on. And did you fry your grilled cheese?
Or did you put in a toaster oven?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Fry it? Okay, yeah, I think I've ever put it
in a toaster oven.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We had a toaster Ovens don't really exist anymore, but
back when I was a kid, they were a staple
of every kitchen. Yeah, and that's how we made ours.
But now you fry them, you put them in the
pan with the butter, so it's not really grilled. It's
a fried cheese sandwich. Right, Well, I do have.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
A pizza not a pizza oven.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
What is a toaster oven? Toast?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
You?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Like?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I only ever put like pizza rolls in it? Like
what else do you put in a toaster of it?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's that's why people don't really have them anymore, because
they realize, what if I make why do I need this? All? Right?
Coming up, on Dave's Dirt. We're gonna do that in
a second. A list of nice celebrities, who are the
nicest celebrities. I will give you one that made the
list that might surprise you, Tony Hawk, really really nice celebrity.

(09:25):
Will cover more of them. And then I discovered a gem,
probably the best movie I've seen so far this year
on the Airplane. And I will tell you gotta watch
this movie it is. You'll hate it, Jenny. It's a thriller,
it's a murder. It's a murder, it's a serial kill.
But it's so good. I'll tell you about that. It
only made three and a half million dollars at the

(09:46):
box office.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Oh so, it sounds so good.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It should have won an Academy Award. It was that good.
I'll tell you about it on Dave's Dirt. That's coming
up next on one to one point three, Katie WB
Do you guys want to give away Jonah Murray tickets?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Uh, we can do it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, let's do it right now. Let's get you
Jonah Murray tickets for his show, which is coming to
the Green Room on Friday, April eighteenth, that's a week
from tomorrow. Week from tonight. Doors open at seven. We'll
get you in and see Jonahmurray at the green room.
Get out of the house, get down Where downtown is
the green Room?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, it's an uptown actually, so it's right over. Honestly,
that area has changed quite a bit since I used
to frequent it, but it's over by the McDonald's that
I think still day.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
I think it's on Hennepin.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It is okay, gotcha lagoon, Okay, okay, technically.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Call me out. We'll grab a random enthusiastic caller to
go see Jonah Mara getship pair of tickets right now
six five, one, nine, eight nine KDWB Dave's Dirt, Nicest Celebrities,
and the best movie of twenty twenty five so far
coming up next on KDWB Dave's Dirt on kad WB,
you guys covered the Justin Bieber rant at the photographers. I

(10:53):
saw that. I was on the tiktoks and the Instagram
the other day and he was like, He's like, you
guys are a bunch of leeches, and you're a bunch
of just disgusting people.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
And you have money, money, money, his money.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I heard it before I saw it, and then when
I've watched the video, he looks un Will you know
that's kind of true.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
He does not look like a happy human. He looks
just kind of like expressionless, like all the joy has
gone out of Justin Bieber. And even though he's kind.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Of he's just like he's like a sweater like half
on like one sleeve one.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, that was weird. What's that? Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I do feel like he kind of dresses like that
a lot. He usually wears like for the baggy clothes.
Because you'll see pictures of like Haley Bieber dressed to
the nine and then him in like the baggest sweatpants.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
It's a hymn thing, but it's not a thing. Yeah, thing,
but not a thing. Okay, there's there's. The only story
on Justin Bieber today is about his fashion brand. He
he launched a brand called up Drew House six years ago,
and now I guess it's done, he says, I Justin
Bieber am no longer involved in this brand. Drew House
doesn't represent me or family or life.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wow. Employees of the Smiley Face brand called it a
slap in the face, but he instructed his followers don't
waste your money on Drew House. So he's working on
another brand. It's called Skylark without an A. He's promoted
the logo this week at his Instagram account. Oh all right,
here's the movie that I saw on the airplane yesterday.
You're ready, okay? It only made three and a half

(12:21):
million dollars at the box office, and I think it
costs four million dollars to make. It is a weird,
little kind of a It looks like an indie movie
and it probably is. Is called Strange Darling and it's
about a serial killer. And that's all I will tell you.
And it's so good and so different and it makes
you go, O, strange Darling. Watch it this weekend. It's

(12:43):
not your thing, Jamie. You don't like horror slasher Blade,
but it's not just a slasher movie. It's more of
a psychological like, oh, strange Darling. All right. Ed Sheeran
says it's not going to be long. He will eventually
do country music.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
I've made country songs in the past, They've just never
come out. I feel like I have to do it properly.
And I think when you transition to country, you can't
transition back. Now she feels like my favorite city in
the States, and I yeah, it's always been like my
end goal would be like I'm going to move to
Nashville and transition to country. But yeah, I think you
just have to do it properly. It's like it's a
genre you have to really respect. It's not just dipping

(13:23):
it out.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I wouldn't buy him doing country anymore than I would
do Beyonce doing country. I think country comes from an authenticity,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Well, I don't know why everyone wants to do country
all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I think because it's just very trendy. Country is a
very very trendy popular genre of music right now. But
I think with country, it's kind of like there's got
to be a little bit of authenticity. You know, you
got to grow up on a cattle ranch, or you
got to wear a big hat or a belt buckle,
or be a rodeo champion or something, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Or you think that's what Taylor Swift was doing when
she started.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
That's a very good point. But she did, but she
did not. Remember, she did not start in country. She
started in pop. I mean she started You're right, that's
a good point.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
She started Country's.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think that Taylor Swift started in country because that's
where the opening was. I think. I don't know. But
then she's from do you know she's like somewhere. Yeah, No,
she's not from Nashville. She went to Nashville to make
it in country. That's a really good questioning West reading Pennsylvania.
She grew up on a Christmas tree farm, didn't she.

(14:27):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yes, it sounds like a Dave Dave thing that, but
that's true.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
She has a song called Christmas Tree Farm, doesn't she does? Yeah? Okay,
moving on. It's always reassuring that when you hear that
your favorite celebrity is actually as nice as they seem.
Here's a list of the nicest celebrities accorded to people
who have met them. Tony Hawk Okay, nice, amazing, weird

(14:52):
Al Yankovic, they said after the show, he made it
a point to greet everybody in attendance. He thanked us
for attending after the show, and chit chatted Ethan Hawk,
dan Ackroyd, mister Rogers, which doesn't surprise me. Wouldn't it
be awful if you had met mister Rogers? Is this
a jerk. He's smoking a cigarette looking at his phone.

(15:16):
Robin Williams, Jamie Lee Curtis. This person said she came
in the record store where I worked, and I recommended
an album. She bought it, and a few days later
she sent her driver in to buy up the rest
of our stock and give it to gifts to the
film crew at the wrap party. By the way, tomorrow
is record store Day.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's actually a big deal for I mean record collectors.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Final Yeah, I think so. Yeah, So head out to
down in the valley or there's there's another electric Electric fetus. Yeah,
so head out down there. Cameron Diaz is another one.
Taylor Swift a nice celebrity, somebody said. After several minutes
of talking, she said, well, this will be here for
our first picture and our next will be in an

(15:58):
award show. Then she hugny for our photo and post malone.
Somebody said, one of the nicest and most truly genuine
people I've ever met. Dude bought his parent, brought his
parents on set and was just so excited to share
what we were doing with them. So those are nice celebrities.
That is dirt brought you by sixty one two injured
Heimer and Lammer's injury law. We're coming back in a second.

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We got we got something kind of serious we want
to talk about. People have noticed something on the show
over the last couple of weeks or a month, and
people have kind of brought it up and said, Hey,
I noticed something about the show. What's going on? And
so in a second here, if this has been on
your mind and you've noticed something about the show, we

(16:40):
will address that. We've not talked about this at all,
and we'll do that coming up next on katiewb hang
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