April 23, 2025 • 29 mins
Dave tells us skills from back in the day we don't have anymore, we play Winning Song Wednesday, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Billy Eilish on k d WB. It's getting lighter every morning.
The birds are singing. It is spring. You know what
I think about it on the way in this morning
is that it can still snow. It's been so nice.
Don't put that energy out there. It's just a fact
it's still snow. Wasn't it Wasn't it like April eighteenth
or nineteenth, and so we're not that far past. It's
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only the twenty third, about three and about like eight
years ago and it snowed a foot and a half
or something like.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That, so it's like two years ago. Honestly, was it really?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But yeah, it still could snow. But it just seems
like spring is here. Springs right. So many people are
out went for a walk last night. So many people
were out with their dogs and their kids on a
bike and it was just glorious.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
The perfect Yeah, and it's supposed to be nice out
today too.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
It's on a balcony at like seven pm and it's
not chili chilly because even when we were having like
fifty ish degree days, you could set out on a balcony,
but as the sun started to go down it was
too much.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But now it's like this still feels nice. I feel
like I should have gotten out for a walk yesterday.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I did not because I caught up with a girlfriend
and she lives in Chicago. And one thing that I
noticed about my friends is that I have no idea
what they do for work, Like they.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Could tell me a million times.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
And so I've seen this on TikTok, where people put
together PowerPoint presentations yes, of what they do for work,
and I feel like I need to host that so
I can understand my friend's occupations. Yes, because it's like
we're sitting there and we're going back and forth talking
about live catching up and stuff. Eventually your job gets
brought up and she works for like a big makeup company,
and I'm like, yeah, but I don't even know what
you do for them, like I do in marketing?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Do you do graphic design? Are you in pr?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I've noticed that with like a lot of my friends
in a similar vein where they just expect you to
know what they do for a living, and at one
point they probably told you and then you're just forgot,
like oh yeah, sure, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
She was in marketing.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
My wife was in marketing for United Healthcare for years
and I don't know what she did except spreadsheets and calls.
That's all she did all day, is before zoom and teams.
She did spreadsheets and phone calls all day and I didn't.
I still don't know what she did. Allison works for
Target in like purchasing or something, but I don't know
exactly what she does.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
With us.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's really easy because we're on the radio and you
know what we do. You hear us do it all day.
But I'll bet you there's a lot of people listening who,
even with their spouse like me with Susan, you really
don't know they work in marketing or it or whatever.
But you don't really know what they.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Do because titles don't really mean anything. You could be
like the assistant manager to the assistant manager of shovels,
and that could mean anything in the world of that
compasses you do so much.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, you know what Alyssa does because she's a director
over at Carrie Levin, which is the person who's got
the you know she's I'm picturing They're sitting there with
all the switchers and buttons and everything. They're like take
two zooming on camera one take two, fade into black whatever,
that type of thing.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, and then there's people around her that do like
little things to help aid her to do the bigger task.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But then there's just so many other jobs.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Like she took me on a tour like a week
or so ago, and I was like, so, what does
this guy do?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just named bunch of random thing?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I was like, that's so odd. It was like the
producer of a movie. It'll be like, you watch a
movie or you watch a TV show. I was watching
one a couple of weeks ago, and it was produced
by Barack and Michelle Obama. I'm like, what they're not
sitting there like with a megaphone and that's set, like
you know, saying ready action. But they did they added
some money to it or something.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So let me know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you know what your spouse or your friends, or
your kids, or your mom or your dad do for
a living? I mean you know what they do. They're
in marketing for Okay, I know somebody who is in
sales for the Colorado Avalanche that's a hockey team. Cool,
what did they do? And it's like, you're in sales
for the Avalanche? Does that mean you sell booths? To
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sell sweep sponsorship.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You're right, there could be so many different options of
what they actually sell, because what do they do sponsorship.
It could be selling out like season tickets or something.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, but you would almost need a PowerPoint.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That'd be a good idea to get together with your
friends like that, something like that or Friday night.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I don't want to make my friends like do more
work if that's what their life is, because they probably
already do a bunch of powerpoints and I don't even know,
but I do, so I am very curious to know
exactly what they do so I can understand them better.
Like I have a friend who I know was always
like during this time of the year, she was like,
I'm too busy whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So I knew it was something to do with taxes. Yeah,
but that was the expense of why she doesn't do
that anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
But I remember, like the first quarter of the year
every year, it was like, don't plan anything with her.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, she's too busy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And all my friends, it's like you hear stories of
their work, like, oh, this happened at work today.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This happened at work today, And I'm like mm hmm.
And the thing that you do is right?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
All right? Coming up?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Let me know, send me a text and let me
know if you don't know, if you what your spouse
or your friend or whatever does coming up, We're gonna
do a little. You can't make this stuff up. Generational
squabbling is always fun. And we had a list of
older folks complaining about how kids these days wouldn't be
able to function back in our day. And we have
a list of common skills that your mom is shocked
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that you don't know how to do. Your mom is
shocked that you don't know how to unclog a toilet
with a plunger. Your mom is shocked that you don't
know how to correct, count, correct change. These are things
that boomers are going I can't believe these youth don't
know how to do these things. Let's see if you
know how to do all these things. Let's start with
this one, Jenny, do you know how to unclog a
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toilet with a plunger? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Bailey.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Do you know how to account correct change? No? Really,
shut up?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yes no, unless there's a unless it's math done by
the machine.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, they don't teach you that anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, So if I give if something is a dollar
eighty three, I give you two dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What is my change?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Uh so seventeen seveds very good? So yeah, but I'm
doing math. I'm not doing the like counting back thing.
I don't know how to do that counting back thing.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I will give you a bunch of these and then
you tell me whether you can do them or not.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's coming up next time.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You can't make this done? Do you know how to
do these skills that your mom knows how to do?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
In other words, the boomers are all like back in
my day, we showed our own buttons on our shirts,
ironed our own clothes, and now a lot of people don't.
They just don't know. For example, do you know how
to read an analog clock?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, boomer?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean it's you know, it's but I think
there's a We had an eighth grade teacher text in
a minute ago. They said, my students do not know
how to read an analog clock. And they don't have
to because they got their phone, they've got their Apple Watch,
they've got everything's digital.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But I guess they just don't have to.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But I would feel like most people do here are
the things that the common skills that boomers are shocked
that gen zers don't know how to address a piece
of mail. Now, fond if we were to give you
an envelope and say address this to the Minnesota Twins,
frank over at the Minnesota Twins, where do you put
the stamp in.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The top right court, Well, look at you in the
middle of it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
You put where it's going to, so the Twins in
this case, and ye, the top left small you put me.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Look at that.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Good for you, because I will never forget the day
that I had to have Drake mail something out here
from the radio station and it was all centered and
I go, what are you doing? Have you never mailed
anything in your life?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I can't defend Drake in that case, but I feel
like and correct me if I'm wrong somebody texting.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I feel like my generation was.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
The last to learn things like this, Like my generation
was the last to learn cursive in school, last to
learn analog clocks, last to learn I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Don't know, just things like basic. What I feel like
are basic life skills. Well, let's do some more here.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How to read a map and figure out directions without GPS.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's hard for me. Honestly, maps suck.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean really, you think about how primitive they are
because you don't know where you are on the map. Yeah,
that's the main thing about a GPS is it tells
you where you are on a map. You got to
follow along and figure it out.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My dad always gets so frustrated with me and my
sister because like he knows how to get anywhere without
GPS and we do not, But like we never had to,
and I don't think it's a flex to be like, yeah,
well I know how to use a map and I
can find my way around anywhere without GPS.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We like to brag about something for you.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I feel like directions and being good at stuff like
that is something specific in your brain that you're either
good at or you're not. Kind of like math, because
I'm actually very good at directions, and I'll never forget.
We were at a soccer tournament and my mom's friend
did not believe me that we had to turn at
the specific spot that we've already turned out a few
times that weekend, and then she realized I was right,
but she didn't trust me because I was like a
kid at the time. But I've always been good at directions,
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whereas I know a lot of people are not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Another one, how to write a check. These are things
that boomers are saying. The young people don't know how
to do these. How to write a check, how to
cook it depends. I mean, you know some kids Carson
can make hamburger helper and he can put a pork
loin in the oven. Other than that, if Carson had
to like get a recipe and no, he could not.
How to use a manual can opener like the one
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that you stick it on and twist twist, twist, twist twist.
How do you open cans? Because I'm old enough, I
got a can opener that hangs from the bottom of.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
My kitchen gat nice. I love it. It does all
the work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How do you open the handheld one?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah that you just like the metal.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Young people don't have. I guess you don't have an
electric can opener in your house anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, but I've used an electric can opener. Now we
just have, yeah, the manual one.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Where they have the like pop tab opening.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Now a lot of the cans do some do yees
because then you just open it like a popcn Another.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
One, how to drive a stick shift well, I think
the thing is is why do you need to drive.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
A stick shift? You know? I mean the.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Almost note cars are available in stick shift anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
In America and other countries. It's different.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You could say that about a lot of this list, though,
like who needs to know how to drive a stick shift?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Who needs to know how to write a check? If
you're not writing checks, why do you need to know it?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So here's another one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
How to do basic handyman skills like simple outlet replacement,
changing a light fixture. I know both of those, or
installing a shelf on a wall. I I remember I
was in the basement putting shelving up with Carson and
I said, Carson, we need to remove that switch plate.
So there's an electrical outlet plate. We need to remove that.
(10:10):
So this kid takes a screwdriver and tries to stick
it into the outlet, making this O my god, I
am not making this up. And I'm like no, no, no,
And he's like.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So you're just talking about the switch plate because I
know how to do that, but I couldn't do wiring.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's not that hard, but you really find a way.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Here's the thing you'll probably never need to replace an outlet. O.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Hold on, what kind of wiring are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Because I feel like I know people who are good
at stuff like that, and I don't trust that you
could choose it up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Okay, first of all, let's say that because we installed
in our house little night light outlets. In some of
the words, they put a little lighting on the floor
in the hallway, so they're an outlet for your vacuum plan.
But also at night they turn on and there's a
little floor it lights the floor a little bit. All
you do is turn off your power, make sure your
power is off for that set, and then you tell
to make sure your power really is off by plugging
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in something to make Then you unscrew the plate. Then
you go inside and there's usually the little electrical caps.
You unscrew them, you twist and you twist and then
you screw back in. Then you stick it back in
and you're good to go.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay, Wow, you know more than I thought.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I just I had to have a two prong outlet
changed to a three prong in my upstairs so that
my AC unit could work. And we had hired somebody
to like do that because it was too electrical and
very rich, right, I probably would have burned the house
on if I exact do it myself.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I did myself, I would burn the housetone.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
How to read Roman numerals is another one you don't
need unless you're watching the movie and you're like mc
m x x f q l D and you're like,
what nineteen seventy nine or.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Knowing what super Bowl it is the only things important?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
How did you do on that list? What do you
not know how to do? Or maybe you're like, I
know how to do Roman numerals. Katy Perry cannot catch
a break. I mean, it's just she's just having right
now a period of her life where she went up
in the space the rocket probably thought people would praise
her as like, oh my god, yay women astronauts that backfired.
(12:20):
Her songs aren't on the radio anymore, and now she
can't find her car keys. She's looked at looked everywhere,
she's even you know what, she even looked in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Wasn't there, wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Because when you lose something and you're so desperate, you've
looked everywhere. You find yourself looking in the refrigerator in
case maybe and she's got more bad news now, I'll
tell you about it next. Katy Perry's bad news. Next
on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Dave's Dirt on Katie W.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
B Well, speaking of coach, Let's see the Lakers beat
the Wolves last night, so it's all tied up now.
I think the next game is Friday, and the wild
one last night too. I believe the next also tied
up at one on one.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Listen to you from the sports desk.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, I have to compile these these scores, and you
know what was bonkers about these two games is that
they both started after nine pm. Because right I was
in bed and I was like, well, got to get
the scores.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
By the way, Anthony Edwards is fined fifty thousand dollars
because you made an obscene gesture and comment at a heckler.
So when you're walking off the cord, you're sitting there
on the bench or whatever, and somebody's like.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You suck Edwards, You suck, you sucked, They should trade you.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You just gotta tape it. I guess you can't turn
around flip the model. You get fined, Okay, Katy Perry.
More bad news for Katy Perry and you start to
do you feel a little bit bad for Do you
just go yeah, more bad news? Be honest? Is it
kind of fun? Are you delighting in the downfall of
another human being?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Jenny, Well, I'm not. No, I don't I feel bad
for her. I just wish she had better music, That's
all it is. I don't don't hater. I still think
that she's like. She was so nice at jingle Ball
when we met her. You and are had a vibe.
You guys were chit chatting away and during your interview.
I just feel like she is a good person.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She's been plagued by rumors of low ticket sales. She
kicks off her tour tonight, the Lifetimes Tour in Mexico City,
but that's not the reason she canceled a pair of
shows in Guadalajara. She shared on Instagram, sadly, I learned
the construction of the Arena Guadalajara will not be complete
for their scheduled shows next week. The promoter confirmed that
(14:31):
Katie Perry and two of the artists were forced to
cancel shows at the Arena Guadalajara. The promoter also said
tickets are still available for the opening night of Carrie
Katie's Lifetime tour. The rumors are true, so this is
kind of an interesting story about Carrie Underwood. She says,
whenever she hears the American Idol theme song, well, I'll
let her tell the story. Here's Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Rogers American Idol d d A music.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I like this past fear in my heart, like nervousness
the name.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So all these years later, because she was on the show,
probably close to twenty ish years ago, wow, she still
whenever she hears the song, it kind of like, oh,
here's the song. So you know, here's a fun fact
about this song. This song was written by a woman
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named Kathy Dennis. Kathy Dennis had a couple of hit
songs thirty years ago. Here is a song by Kathy Dennis,
the woman who wrote the American Idol theme song. And
you actually recognize a little bit of the writing style
because it's the same kind of synth synthpop.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I call it synthpop. So check this out.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
See if you know the song about Kathy Dennis from
thirty years ago does not ring a bell. No, no, okay,
not for me. I'm just a little fun fact. I
thought it was kind of cool that she wrote that song.
Sarah Jessica Parker was stressed about a certain scene in
Sex and the City.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hold on, I'll play the clip for you. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It was nice. It was the way I'd always dreamed
it could be.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Goodn't morning, Oh my gosh, it might be worse under there.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I didn't call them the rest of the day. I
tried to lose myself in work, but every time I
stopped for a second to think, I'd relive my hell
all over again.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So she farted in bed?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yes, with mister Why that was definitely Aiden. I think
it was Aiden.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Look at you, guys, I love. I had no idea
and she.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Was nervous about it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Why did this? Why did this come up again? Twenty
years after the show went out in the air.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Still they still have, like the reboot, and I think
there might be.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
A new season coming out. So maybe she's just.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Like she's just talking about shouting yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But also it's not like she really farted.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No, well, of course not. No, she's so nervous about
the directors like Ready and Action. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
John Cena admits that he got a hair transplant because
the fans were in in front of his bald spot.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Thank you for being so aware of my needs and
emotions because you guys ripped me to shreds for a
genetic problem that I can't control. Way, dude, you don't
look good enough out there, Like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
This isn't cool. You guys aren't cool to me.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So he had a hair transplant, had a visibly bald
spot on the back of his head. You could totally
see it when he was in the arena, so fans
would mock him for it. I guess he's not allowed
to be humans. So we had the hair transplant where
they take little plugs from like lowering your hairline, like
down around the neck area, whatever, and then they stick
it up in the top. His birthday today, John Cena's
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birthday today.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
His birthday today.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
How old is he today?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
He is forty eight?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, Ben ATHLETs Talking about his kids, he says, his
kids aren't spoiled. They gotta get regular jobs like every
other kid their age.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
My oldest to have jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
In fact, one just got a job, and one like
the kind of classic you know, teenager working in a
shop job.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I won't say what it is. My older one who's
in college.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Is working and trying to get an internship with the
summer and stuff. And then he's talking about his kid
wanted expensive sneakers.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So the kids like, are these sneakers are four hundred
and eighty dollars?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What are these suits are?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So these sneakers, I was like listening to six thousand dollars.
We're talking about paint, Like By was gonna what are
you gonna do? Mo lawns? Like you got six guys,
we have the money, Like I have some money.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
By the way, Dirty is brought to you by six
one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law. I think
Shack told his kids one time they're like dead, but
we're rich, and he's like, I'm rich, Yeah, you're poor.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Can I have?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I have a story from the Thirsty Desk, the Desk
of thirst Yeah. New Dancing with the Stars information, Robert
Irwin is going to be on Dancing with the Stars
next season and he's uh Steve Irwin's son. Oh okay,
who's he's twenty one now, but like everybody's thirsting over
him because he just did like an underwear ad. It's
literally my entire for you page on TikTok and Instagram
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is Robert Irwin.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
And he's going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You guys, how come I'm the only one who's You're
never You're like a fourteen year old girl back in
the nineties that had a crush on Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, my god, I got posters all over my room. Yeah,
I mean, have you seen Robert Irwin, Dave Ryan. I'm
looking at the underwear picture.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Thing is so this underwear picture came out and I
think you were on vacation a couple of weeks ago,
and so Bailey and I were yes, lusting over him.
But then I looked him up and I realized he's
only twenty one years old. So then I felt bad
and gross, and I was like, he's so young, Like
this isn't rhying, nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Wrong with you looking you're thirty four, You're looking at
the twenty one year old guy and you're and you're going,
he's hot. He's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
But Bailey and I were both like looking at it
as if we had a chance of dating him, And
so then when we realized he was only twenty one,
in my eyes, I was like, he's like probably upper twenties,
and then I was like, god, he's he's his fairly.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Legal drinking as just a big but he works in
the zoo and so all the little videos are of
him in his little in his little like Safari outfit.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, and he's like he's shirtless and them, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What do you mean kind of.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Results of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Hall
of Fame Fan Vote are in and the winner is Fish,
Fish Fish. I couldn't name a single fish song, but
they are. These are the fan votes. Bad Company came
in at second, Billy Idle, then Cindy Lauper and Joe Cocker.
The rest of the top ten are Sound Garden, Chubby Checker,
The Black Crows, Mariah Carey, and Joy Division New Order. Now,
(20:45):
the fan vote doesn't have a lot of influence on
who makes the Hall. It counts as one single ballot
among roughly twelve hundred that are cast. But there's only
one year when the winner of the fan vote didn't
make the Hall. That was Dave Matthews Band in twenty twenty,
but they got in four years later. The years and
ductees will be now Sunday Night on America IDOL. If
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you're interested, I can't we just skip that one.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Can't. Skin noted that one?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
And I had that Robert Irwin story.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Good.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Casha's in the dirt today. She is talking about being
a free woman on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Here is Kesha.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
First thing I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Gonna release is actually my mom's here today and I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Release her album that she made in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Had about it's so sick.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's kind of like Kate Bush talking head, Cindy Laupert's so.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Cool, Okay cool. I didn't know Kesha wrote a bunch
of songs that was good. I don't want to give
too much away, but the trivia question over at the
Boo was the answer was, well, I'm gonna give away
the answer Kesha. The answer is Kesha about how she
wrote songs for all these other artists. And I guess
I wasn't aware that Kesha was a songwriter.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I didn't know either.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
The world of.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Songwriting is so interesting to me because there's so many
You look at a Beyonce song and it takes eighty
four people to write a Beyonce song. Yeah, and then
you look at something like an Ed Sheeran song and
it's just him. Songwriting is such a unique ability, and
it's the most valuable. If an artist can write their
own songs, they're set. They're set for life because they
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have all the control. They can write their own songs,
and they can write other people, and they can write songs.
What's the guy from One Republic?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Ryan Tedder?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
That's who I thought of themmediately.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You don't hear for everybody for writes for everybody. You
don't hear a lot of Ryan Tedder on the radio.
Jesse J is another one. Jesse J is a huge songwriter.
You don't hear a lot of jesse J on the radio.
But if you look at the writing credits for like
every Miley Cyrus song or every Taylor Swift song, there's a.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Jesse J credit. It's really interesting. All right.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Speaking of jesse Jay, she is my artist today on
Winnings Song Wednesday, here we go, this is my song.
On Winning Song Wednesday, you vote which song you want
to hear the entire song, and we'll play it. Here's
my song, right, Jenny, what song are you presenting today?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I feel like the first time I saw the song
was on like American Idol or something, but black hors
and a cherry tree.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Hey, do you want to vote for Jenny song? You'll
call in at six y five one nine eight nine.
We do this on the phone. This is chess phone,
and you call and say, I'll vote for Jenny's song
or Bailey song or day or vaunt Bailey?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
That's funny story.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I actually picked the exact same songs Jenny, so I
had to pivot entirely.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So I chose LMFAO sexy and I know it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, that's Bailey's song. Vaunt. What song are you bringing
to the table today? For no reason? In particular a
Vichy Alo black? Wake me up?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That song seems like it's like three years old of me,
but it's probably ten or twelve years old.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
It's more than that because you guys had Allow Black
at like a PJ party or.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I went to them for a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, I remember you were there and you were a
little bit drunk. I remember, I remember you in front
of the stage going.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Dave Hot, Dad's Dave, Like, who's that?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's Bailey?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, it is the soundtrack of our lives truly Hello,
Katie Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Ariel? What's on?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Who?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Who's got your vote today? Going with Katie w b Hi?
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Him?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
McKenna, what's got Who's shoot? Hey? Matt who? Who? What's
What's got your vote today? Jenny's got my vote? Jenny does? Okay?
Want and Jenny on the board, Katie w b what's
your name?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Kayla?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Kayla? Who's got your vote?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Jenny?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jenny on the board with two Katie w b Hi,
what's your name?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Who's got your vote today?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Bailey? Hey?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Spread it out a little bit, Katie WB Hi, what
is your name?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Lianne?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Leanne? Are you going to break that? Put Jenny in
the lee? What's your vote today? Jenny is going in
the lead. Jesus, Jenny wins.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
It's gonna be my song. This is a joint win
for Bailey Knights. Okay, we did literally pick.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Winning song Winnesday on kd WB Winning Song Wednesday on
kd double u B. Thanks for the votes on that one,
by the way, Charlie xc actu if you want to win,
we're about ten minutes out from there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I love this thread because it's very motivational. It's seven
old people sayings that are actually solid life advice at
any Oh, okay, this says my grandpa once told me,
if you get on the wrong train, get off at.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
The nearest station.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
The longer it takes you to get off, the more
our expense of the return trip will be.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
And heat was not talking about trains, so.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It could be a job or a relationship or anything
where it's like, you're on the wrong train, get off
at the nearest stop. Don't wait till you get all
the way to Tuscaloosa, exactly more expensive to come back.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
I like this one a lot too. You might miss
what's ahead of you if you keep concentrating on what's.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
In the rear view mirror. Doo'm looking at the past. Okay,
we're all guilty of it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Though I'm glad you said we're all guilty, because I
do that a lot. I'm like, oh, man, the two
thousands were so cool. I love two thousand and nine.
It was such a great but yeah, you're right. Okay,
another one.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Now, this person must have worked at Bubba Gumps, because
Bubba Gumps had the top ten that we followed every day,
and this was number eight on it do the right
thing even if nobody is watching.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, but don't just unload the dishwasher while your partner
is watching. Unload the dishwasher even when they're not home.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Yes, So these are sayings from old people that work
at any age in your life. This person said it
from their dad. Be nice to everybody you meet on
the way up the ladder. You'll see the same faces
on the way down.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
So you never know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, I think that's true.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's like the whole like don't burn any bridges kind
of thing.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Well, I will say specifically, when I worked at the Timberwolves,
there was someone who worked at a position that was
pretty high up and just kind of looked down like
treated the interns like we were, you know, just interns.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
But like he just didn't treat us very well.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And I always thought, one day I will be at
the same level as you, and you I won't think
highly of you. And I am at the same level
as this person now and I would never like want
to work with them again because it's the way he
treated us as interns.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, anyways, came over down. It doesn't matter what path
you're on, if it's the wrong mountain.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Oh, I think this one is hard to like believe sometimes,
but always listen to your gut, even if you can't
explain it. That has a lot to do with your intuition.
But I do think it's true. I mean, your gut
is usually never wrong. If you're feeling, if your nervous
system is acting up about something, you should probably listen
to that and feel like it's probably not good whatever it's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I believe that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
There's a book called The Gift of Fear which it
kind of goes off on that as like far as
self protection. If you feel unsafe, like in some situation
there that is a gift. God gave you a gift
of fear. So you'll kind of be like, should I
do this?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Okay? The last one.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
One of the most powerful negotiating tools is silence.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Jinny, I want to offer you a job working at
the Star Tribune. I want to give you forty four
thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Now she's silent. I'm going God, I screwed that up
because I didn't offer her enough. No, because I didn't
offer you enough. So now I'm like, oh good, I
didn't offer her enough. So that's a great tactic. It
really is true.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, yeah, and I think it definitely probably works more
than just.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Like in a situation. Can you like you're negotiating tours
around the house. I'm just kidding that from not a
good example, but I do think it could work elsewhere.
I actually have I could share this post because I
did find some stuff on Instagram, so I can share
all these on our story. If you want to follow
Dave Ryan's show on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, go check that out. Some good stuff in there
coming up in a second. You're Charlie XCX tickets at seven,
oh fave, we'll be here for that one. And then
also we're gonna play a little game of faceoff. Face
Off is the game where we say, okay, ice cream flavors, ready, go,
and we all try to race to come up with
as many as we can in fifteen or twenty seconds,
and it's fun and you get to play along too.
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And then we got more music, we got more prizes.
We have free Mani corn dogs for everybody, Free many.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Corn dogs for everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
If you haven't gotten yours yet, go check your porch
and we'll be right back on KDWB
Billy Eilish on k d WB. It's getting lighter every morning.
The birds are singing. It is spring. You know what
I think about it on the way in this morning
is that it can still snow. It's been so nice.
Don't put that energy out there. It's just a fact
it's still snow. Wasn't it Wasn't it like April eighteenth
or nineteenth, and so we're not that far past. It's
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only the twenty third, about three and about like eight
years ago and it snowed a foot and a half
or something like.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That, so it's like two years ago. Honestly, was it really?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But yeah, it still could snow. But it just seems
like spring is here. Springs right. So many people are
out went for a walk last night. So many people
were out with their dogs and their kids on a
bike and it was just glorious.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
The perfect Yeah, and it's supposed to be nice out
today too.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
It's on a balcony at like seven pm and it's
not chili chilly because even when we were having like
fifty ish degree days, you could set out on a balcony,
but as the sun started to go down it was
too much.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But now it's like this still feels nice. I feel
like I should have gotten out for a walk yesterday.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I did not because I caught up with a girlfriend
and she lives in Chicago. And one thing that I
noticed about my friends is that I have no idea
what they do for work, Like they.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Could tell me a million times.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
And so I've seen this on TikTok, where people put
together PowerPoint presentations yes, of what they do for work,
and I feel like I need to host that so
I can understand my friend's occupations. Yes, because it's like
we're sitting there and we're going back and forth talking
about live catching up and stuff. Eventually your job gets
brought up and she works for like a big makeup company,
and I'm like, yeah, but I don't even know what
you do for them, like I do in marketing?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Do you do graphic design? Are you in pr?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I've noticed that with like a lot of my friends
in a similar vein where they just expect you to
know what they do for a living, and at one
point they probably told you and then you're just forgot,
like oh yeah, sure, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
She was in marketing.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
My wife was in marketing for United Healthcare for years
and I don't know what she did except spreadsheets and calls.
That's all she did all day, is before zoom and teams.
She did spreadsheets and phone calls all day and I didn't.
I still don't know what she did. Allison works for
Target in like purchasing or something, but I don't know
exactly what she does.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
With us.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's really easy because we're on the radio and you
know what we do. You hear us do it all day.
But I'll bet you there's a lot of people listening who,
even with their spouse like me with Susan, you really
don't know they work in marketing or it or whatever.
But you don't really know what they.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Do because titles don't really mean anything. You could be
like the assistant manager to the assistant manager of shovels,
and that could mean anything in the world of that
compasses you do so much.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, you know what Alyssa does because she's a director
over at Carrie Levin, which is the person who's got
the you know she's I'm picturing They're sitting there with
all the switchers and buttons and everything. They're like take
two zooming on camera one take two, fade into black whatever,
that type of thing.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, and then there's people around her that do like
little things to help aid her to do the bigger task.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But then there's just so many other jobs.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Like she took me on a tour like a week
or so ago, and I was like, so, what does
this guy do?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just named bunch of random thing?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I was like, that's so odd. It was like the
producer of a movie. It'll be like, you watch a
movie or you watch a TV show. I was watching
one a couple of weeks ago, and it was produced
by Barack and Michelle Obama. I'm like, what they're not
sitting there like with a megaphone and that's set, like
you know, saying ready action. But they did they added
some money to it or something.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So let me know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you know what your spouse or your friends, or
your kids, or your mom or your dad do for
a living? I mean you know what they do. They're
in marketing for Okay, I know somebody who is in
sales for the Colorado Avalanche that's a hockey team. Cool,
what did they do? And it's like, you're in sales
for the Avalanche? Does that mean you sell booths? To
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sell sweep sponsorship.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You're right, there could be so many different options of
what they actually sell, because what do they do sponsorship.
It could be selling out like season tickets or something.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, but you would almost need a PowerPoint.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That'd be a good idea to get together with your
friends like that, something like that or Friday night.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I don't want to make my friends like do more
work if that's what their life is, because they probably
already do a bunch of powerpoints and I don't even know,
but I do, so I am very curious to know
exactly what they do so I can understand them better.
Like I have a friend who I know was always
like during this time of the year, she was like,
I'm too busy whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So I knew it was something to do with taxes. Yeah,
but that was the expense of why she doesn't do
that anymore.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
But I remember, like the first quarter of the year
every year, it was like, don't plan anything with her.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, she's too busy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And all my friends, it's like you hear stories of
their work, like, oh, this happened at work today.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This happened at work today, And I'm like mm hmm.
And the thing that you do is right?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
All right? Coming up?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Let me know, send me a text and let me
know if you don't know, if you what your spouse
or your friend or whatever does coming up, We're gonna
do a little. You can't make this stuff up. Generational
squabbling is always fun. And we had a list of
older folks complaining about how kids these days wouldn't be
able to function back in our day. And we have
a list of common skills that your mom is shocked
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that you don't know how to do. Your mom is
shocked that you don't know how to unclog a toilet
with a plunger. Your mom is shocked that you don't
know how to correct, count, correct change. These are things
that boomers are going I can't believe these youth don't
know how to do these things. Let's see if you
know how to do all these things. Let's start with
this one, Jenny, do you know how to unclog a
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toilet with a plunger? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Bailey.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Do you know how to account correct change? No? Really,
shut up?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yes no, unless there's a unless it's math done by
the machine.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, they don't teach you that anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, So if I give if something is a dollar
eighty three, I give you two dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What is my change?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Uh so seventeen seveds very good? So yeah, but I'm
doing math. I'm not doing the like counting back thing.
I don't know how to do that counting back thing.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I will give you a bunch of these and then
you tell me whether you can do them or not.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's coming up next time.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You can't make this done? Do you know how to
do these skills that your mom knows how to do?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
In other words, the boomers are all like back in
my day, we showed our own buttons on our shirts,
ironed our own clothes, and now a lot of people don't.
They just don't know. For example, do you know how
to read an analog clock?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, boomer?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean it's you know, it's but I think
there's a We had an eighth grade teacher text in
a minute ago. They said, my students do not know
how to read an analog clock. And they don't have
to because they got their phone, they've got their Apple Watch,
they've got everything's digital.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But I guess they just don't have to.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But I would feel like most people do here are
the things that the common skills that boomers are shocked
that gen zers don't know how to address a piece
of mail. Now, fond if we were to give you
an envelope and say address this to the Minnesota Twins,
frank over at the Minnesota Twins, where do you put
the stamp in.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The top right court, Well, look at you in the
middle of it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
You put where it's going to, so the Twins in
this case, and ye, the top left small you put me.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Look at that.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Good for you, because I will never forget the day
that I had to have Drake mail something out here
from the radio station and it was all centered and
I go, what are you doing? Have you never mailed
anything in your life?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I can't defend Drake in that case, but I feel
like and correct me if I'm wrong somebody texting.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I feel like my generation was.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
The last to learn things like this, Like my generation
was the last to learn cursive in school, last to
learn analog clocks, last to learn I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Don't know, just things like basic. What I feel like
are basic life skills. Well, let's do some more here.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How to read a map and figure out directions without GPS.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's hard for me. Honestly, maps suck.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean really, you think about how primitive they are
because you don't know where you are on the map. Yeah,
that's the main thing about a GPS is it tells
you where you are on a map. You got to
follow along and figure it out.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
My dad always gets so frustrated with me and my
sister because like he knows how to get anywhere without
GPS and we do not, But like we never had to,
and I don't think it's a flex to be like, yeah,
well I know how to use a map and I
can find my way around anywhere without GPS.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We like to brag about something for you.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I feel like directions and being good at stuff like
that is something specific in your brain that you're either
good at or you're not. Kind of like math, because
I'm actually very good at directions, and I'll never forget.
We were at a soccer tournament and my mom's friend
did not believe me that we had to turn at
the specific spot that we've already turned out a few
times that weekend, and then she realized I was right,
but she didn't trust me because I was like a
kid at the time. But I've always been good at directions,
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whereas I know a lot of people are not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Another one, how to write a check. These are things
that boomers are saying. The young people don't know how
to do these. How to write a check, how to
cook it depends. I mean, you know some kids Carson
can make hamburger helper and he can put a pork
loin in the oven. Other than that, if Carson had
to like get a recipe and no, he could not.
How to use a manual can opener like the one
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that you stick it on and twist twist, twist, twist twist.
How do you open cans? Because I'm old enough, I
got a can opener that hangs from the bottom of.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
My kitchen gat nice. I love it. It does all
the work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How do you open the handheld one?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah that you just like the metal.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Young people don't have. I guess you don't have an
electric can opener in your house anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, but I've used an electric can opener. Now we
just have, yeah, the manual one.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Where they have the like pop tab opening.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Now a lot of the cans do some do yees
because then you just open it like a popcn Another.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
One, how to drive a stick shift well, I think
the thing is is why do you need to drive.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
A stick shift? You know? I mean the.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Almost note cars are available in stick shift anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
In America and other countries. It's different.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You could say that about a lot of this list, though,
like who needs to know how to drive a stick shift?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Who needs to know how to write a check? If
you're not writing checks, why do you need to know it?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So here's another one.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
How to do basic handyman skills like simple outlet replacement,
changing a light fixture. I know both of those, or
installing a shelf on a wall. I I remember I
was in the basement putting shelving up with Carson and
I said, Carson, we need to remove that switch plate.
So there's an electrical outlet plate. We need to remove that.
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So this kid takes a screwdriver and tries to stick
it into the outlet, making this O my god, I
am not making this up. And I'm like no, no, no,
And he's like.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So you're just talking about the switch plate because I
know how to do that, but I couldn't do wiring.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's not that hard, but you really find a way.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Here's the thing you'll probably never need to replace an outlet. O.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Hold on, what kind of wiring are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Because I feel like I know people who are good
at stuff like that, and I don't trust that you
could choose it up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Okay, first of all, let's say that because we installed
in our house little night light outlets. In some of
the words, they put a little lighting on the floor
in the hallway, so they're an outlet for your vacuum plan.
But also at night they turn on and there's a
little floor it lights the floor a little bit. All
you do is turn off your power, make sure your
power is off for that set, and then you tell
to make sure your power really is off by plugging
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in something to make Then you unscrew the plate. Then
you go inside and there's usually the little electrical caps.
You unscrew them, you twist and you twist and then
you screw back in. Then you stick it back in
and you're good to go.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay, Wow, you know more than I thought.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I just I had to have a two prong outlet
changed to a three prong in my upstairs so that
my AC unit could work. And we had hired somebody
to like do that because it was too electrical and
very rich, right, I probably would have burned the house
on if I exact do it myself.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I did myself, I would burn the housetone.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
How to read Roman numerals is another one you don't
need unless you're watching the movie and you're like mc
m x x f q l D and you're like,
what nineteen seventy nine or.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Knowing what super Bowl it is the only things important?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
How did you do on that list? What do you
not know how to do? Or maybe you're like, I
know how to do Roman numerals. Katy Perry cannot catch
a break. I mean, it's just she's just having right
now a period of her life where she went up
in the space the rocket probably thought people would praise
her as like, oh my god, yay women astronauts that backfired.
(12:20):
Her songs aren't on the radio anymore, and now she
can't find her car keys. She's looked at looked everywhere,
she's even you know what, she even looked in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Wasn't there, wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Because when you lose something and you're so desperate, you've
looked everywhere. You find yourself looking in the refrigerator in
case maybe and she's got more bad news now, I'll
tell you about it next. Katy Perry's bad news. Next
on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Dave's Dirt on Katie W.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
B Well, speaking of coach, Let's see the Lakers beat
the Wolves last night, so it's all tied up now.
I think the next game is Friday, and the wild
one last night too. I believe the next also tied
up at one on one.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Listen to you from the sports desk.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, I have to compile these these scores, and you
know what was bonkers about these two games is that
they both started after nine pm. Because right I was
in bed and I was like, well, got to get
the scores.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
By the way, Anthony Edwards is fined fifty thousand dollars
because you made an obscene gesture and comment at a heckler.
So when you're walking off the cord, you're sitting there
on the bench or whatever, and somebody's like.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You suck Edwards, You suck, you sucked, They should trade you.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You just gotta tape it. I guess you can't turn
around flip the model. You get fined, Okay, Katy Perry.
More bad news for Katy Perry and you start to
do you feel a little bit bad for Do you
just go yeah, more bad news? Be honest? Is it
kind of fun? Are you delighting in the downfall of
another human being?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Jenny, Well, I'm not. No, I don't I feel bad
for her. I just wish she had better music, That's
all it is. I don't don't hater. I still think
that she's like. She was so nice at jingle Ball
when we met her. You and are had a vibe.
You guys were chit chatting away and during your interview.
I just feel like she is a good person.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She's been plagued by rumors of low ticket sales. She
kicks off her tour tonight, the Lifetimes Tour in Mexico City,
but that's not the reason she canceled a pair of
shows in Guadalajara. She shared on Instagram, sadly, I learned
the construction of the Arena Guadalajara will not be complete
for their scheduled shows next week. The promoter confirmed that
(14:31):
Katie Perry and two of the artists were forced to
cancel shows at the Arena Guadalajara. The promoter also said
tickets are still available for the opening night of Carrie
Katie's Lifetime tour. The rumors are true, so this is
kind of an interesting story about Carrie Underwood. She says,
whenever she hears the American Idol theme song, well, I'll
let her tell the story. Here's Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Rogers American Idol d d A music.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I like this past fear in my heart, like nervousness
the name.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So all these years later, because she was on the show,
probably close to twenty ish years ago, wow, she still
whenever she hears the song, it kind of like, oh,
here's the song. So you know, here's a fun fact
about this song. This song was written by a woman
(15:29):
named Kathy Dennis. Kathy Dennis had a couple of hit
songs thirty years ago. Here is a song by Kathy Dennis,
the woman who wrote the American Idol theme song. And
you actually recognize a little bit of the writing style
because it's the same kind of synth synthpop.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I call it synthpop. So check this out.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
See if you know the song about Kathy Dennis from
thirty years ago does not ring a bell. No, no, okay,
not for me. I'm just a little fun fact. I
thought it was kind of cool that she wrote that song.
Sarah Jessica Parker was stressed about a certain scene in
Sex and the City.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hold on, I'll play the clip for you. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It was nice. It was the way I'd always dreamed
it could be.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Goodn't morning, Oh my gosh, it might be worse under there.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I didn't call them the rest of the day. I
tried to lose myself in work, but every time I
stopped for a second to think, I'd relive my hell
all over again.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So she farted in bed?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yes, with mister Why that was definitely Aiden. I think
it was Aiden.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Look at you, guys, I love. I had no idea
and she.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Was nervous about it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Why did this? Why did this come up again? Twenty
years after the show went out in the air.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Still they still have, like the reboot, and I think
there might be.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
A new season coming out. So maybe she's just.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Like she's just talking about shouting yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But also it's not like she really farted.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No, well, of course not. No, she's so nervous about
the directors like Ready and Action. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
John Cena admits that he got a hair transplant because
the fans were in in front of his bald spot.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Thank you for being so aware of my needs and
emotions because you guys ripped me to shreds for a
genetic problem that I can't control. Way, dude, you don't
look good enough out there, Like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
This isn't cool. You guys aren't cool to me.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So he had a hair transplant, had a visibly bald
spot on the back of his head. You could totally
see it when he was in the arena, so fans
would mock him for it. I guess he's not allowed
to be humans. So we had the hair transplant where
they take little plugs from like lowering your hairline, like
down around the neck area, whatever, and then they stick
it up in the top. His birthday today, John Cena's
(17:55):
birthday today.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
His birthday today.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
How old is he today?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
He is forty eight?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, Ben ATHLETs Talking about his kids, he says, his
kids aren't spoiled. They gotta get regular jobs like every
other kid their age.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
My oldest to have jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
In fact, one just got a job, and one like
the kind of classic you know, teenager working in a
shop job.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I won't say what it is. My older one who's
in college.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Is working and trying to get an internship with the
summer and stuff. And then he's talking about his kid
wanted expensive sneakers.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So the kids like, are these sneakers are four hundred
and eighty dollars?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What are these suits are?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So these sneakers, I was like listening to six thousand dollars.
We're talking about paint, Like By was gonna what are
you gonna do? Mo lawns? Like you got six guys,
we have the money, Like I have some money.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
By the way, Dirty is brought to you by six
one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law. I think
Shack told his kids one time they're like dead, but
we're rich, and he's like, I'm rich, Yeah, you're poor.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Can I have?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I have a story from the Thirsty Desk, the Desk
of thirst Yeah. New Dancing with the Stars information, Robert
Irwin is going to be on Dancing with the Stars
next season and he's uh Steve Irwin's son. Oh okay,
who's he's twenty one now, but like everybody's thirsting over
him because he just did like an underwear ad. It's
literally my entire for you page on TikTok and Instagram
(19:16):
is Robert Irwin.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
And he's going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You guys, how come I'm the only one who's You're
never You're like a fourteen year old girl back in
the nineties that had a crush on Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, my god, I got posters all over my room. Yeah,
I mean, have you seen Robert Irwin, Dave Ryan. I'm
looking at the underwear picture.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Thing is so this underwear picture came out and I
think you were on vacation a couple of weeks ago,
and so Bailey and I were yes, lusting over him.
But then I looked him up and I realized he's
only twenty one years old. So then I felt bad
and gross, and I was like, he's so young, Like
this isn't rhying, nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Wrong with you looking you're thirty four, You're looking at
the twenty one year old guy and you're and you're going,
he's hot. He's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
But Bailey and I were both like looking at it
as if we had a chance of dating him, And
so then when we realized he was only twenty one,
in my eyes, I was like, he's like probably upper twenties,
and then I was like, god, he's he's his fairly.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Legal drinking as just a big but he works in
the zoo and so all the little videos are of
him in his little in his little like Safari outfit.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, and he's like he's shirtless and them, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What do you mean kind of.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Results of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Hall
of Fame Fan Vote are in and the winner is Fish,
Fish Fish. I couldn't name a single fish song, but
they are. These are the fan votes. Bad Company came
in at second, Billy Idle, then Cindy Lauper and Joe Cocker.
The rest of the top ten are Sound Garden, Chubby Checker,
The Black Crows, Mariah Carey, and Joy Division New Order. Now,
(20:45):
the fan vote doesn't have a lot of influence on
who makes the Hall. It counts as one single ballot
among roughly twelve hundred that are cast. But there's only
one year when the winner of the fan vote didn't
make the Hall. That was Dave Matthews Band in twenty twenty,
but they got in four years later. The years and
ductees will be now Sunday Night on America IDOL. If
(21:09):
you're interested, I can't we just skip that one.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Can't. Skin noted that one?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
And I had that Robert Irwin story.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Good.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Casha's in the dirt today. She is talking about being
a free woman on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Here is Kesha.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
First thing I'm.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Gonna release is actually my mom's here today and I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Release her album that she made in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Had about it's so sick.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's kind of like Kate Bush talking head, Cindy Laupert's so.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Cool, Okay cool. I didn't know Kesha wrote a bunch
of songs that was good. I don't want to give
too much away, but the trivia question over at the
Boo was the answer was, well, I'm gonna give away
the answer Kesha. The answer is Kesha about how she
wrote songs for all these other artists. And I guess
I wasn't aware that Kesha was a songwriter.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I didn't know either.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
The world of.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Songwriting is so interesting to me because there's so many
You look at a Beyonce song and it takes eighty
four people to write a Beyonce song. Yeah, and then
you look at something like an Ed Sheeran song and
it's just him. Songwriting is such a unique ability, and
it's the most valuable. If an artist can write their
own songs, they're set. They're set for life because they
(22:31):
have all the control. They can write their own songs,
and they can write other people, and they can write songs.
What's the guy from One Republic?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Ryan Tedder?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
That's who I thought of themmediately.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You don't hear for everybody for writes for everybody. You
don't hear a lot of Ryan Tedder on the radio.
Jesse J is another one. Jesse J is a huge songwriter.
You don't hear a lot of jesse J on the radio.
But if you look at the writing credits for like
every Miley Cyrus song or every Taylor Swift song, there's a.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Jesse J credit. It's really interesting. All right.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Speaking of jesse Jay, she is my artist today on
Winnings Song Wednesday, here we go, this is my song.
On Winning Song Wednesday, you vote which song you want
to hear the entire song, and we'll play it. Here's
my song, right, Jenny, what song are you presenting today?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I feel like the first time I saw the song
was on like American Idol or something, but black hors
and a cherry tree.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Hey, do you want to vote for Jenny song? You'll
call in at six y five one nine eight nine.
We do this on the phone. This is chess phone,
and you call and say, I'll vote for Jenny's song
or Bailey song or day or vaunt Bailey?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
That's funny story.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I actually picked the exact same songs Jenny, so I
had to pivot entirely.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So I chose LMFAO sexy and I know it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Okay, that's Bailey's song. Vaunt. What song are you bringing
to the table today? For no reason? In particular a
Vichy Alo black? Wake me up?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That song seems like it's like three years old of me,
but it's probably ten or twelve years old.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
It's more than that because you guys had Allow Black
at like a PJ party or.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I went to them for a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, I remember you were there and you were a
little bit drunk. I remember, I remember you in front
of the stage going.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Dave Hot, Dad's Dave, Like, who's that?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's Bailey?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, it is the soundtrack of our lives truly Hello,
Katie Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Ariel? What's on?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Who?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Who's got your vote today? Going with Katie w b Hi?
What's your name?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Him?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
McKenna, what's got Who's shoot? Hey? Matt who? Who? What's
What's got your vote today? Jenny's got my vote? Jenny does? Okay?
Want and Jenny on the board, Katie w b what's
your name?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Kayla?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Kayla? Who's got your vote?
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Jenny?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Jenny on the board with two Katie w b Hi,
what's your name?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Who's got your vote today?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Bailey? Hey?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Spread it out a little bit, Katie WB Hi, what
is your name?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Lianne?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Leanne? Are you going to break that? Put Jenny in
the lee? What's your vote today? Jenny is going in
the lead. Jesus, Jenny wins.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
It's gonna be my song. This is a joint win
for Bailey Knights. Okay, we did literally pick.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Winning song Winnesday on kd WB Winning Song Wednesday on
kd double u B. Thanks for the votes on that one,
by the way, Charlie xc actu if you want to win,
we're about ten minutes out from there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I love this thread because it's very motivational. It's seven
old people sayings that are actually solid life advice at
any Oh, okay, this says my grandpa once told me,
if you get on the wrong train, get off at.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
The nearest station.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
The longer it takes you to get off, the more
our expense of the return trip will be.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
And heat was not talking about trains, so.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It could be a job or a relationship or anything
where it's like, you're on the wrong train, get off
at the nearest stop. Don't wait till you get all
the way to Tuscaloosa, exactly more expensive to come back.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
I like this one a lot too. You might miss
what's ahead of you if you keep concentrating on what's.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
In the rear view mirror. Doo'm looking at the past. Okay,
we're all guilty of it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Though I'm glad you said we're all guilty, because I
do that a lot. I'm like, oh, man, the two
thousands were so cool. I love two thousand and nine.
It was such a great but yeah, you're right. Okay,
another one.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Now, this person must have worked at Bubba Gumps, because
Bubba Gumps had the top ten that we followed every day,
and this was number eight on it do the right
thing even if nobody is watching.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, but don't just unload the dishwasher while your partner
is watching. Unload the dishwasher even when they're not home.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Yes, So these are sayings from old people that work
at any age in your life. This person said it
from their dad. Be nice to everybody you meet on
the way up the ladder. You'll see the same faces
on the way down.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
So you never know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, I think that's true.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's like the whole like don't burn any bridges kind
of thing.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Well, I will say specifically, when I worked at the Timberwolves,
there was someone who worked at a position that was
pretty high up and just kind of looked down like
treated the interns like we were, you know, just interns.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I mean that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
But like he just didn't treat us very well.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And I always thought, one day I will be at
the same level as you, and you I won't think
highly of you. And I am at the same level
as this person now and I would never like want
to work with them again because it's the way he
treated us as interns.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, anyways, came over down. It doesn't matter what path
you're on, if it's the wrong mountain.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Oh, I think this one is hard to like believe sometimes,
but always listen to your gut, even if you can't
explain it. That has a lot to do with your intuition.
But I do think it's true. I mean, your gut
is usually never wrong. If you're feeling, if your nervous
system is acting up about something, you should probably listen
to that and feel like it's probably not good whatever it's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I believe that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
There's a book called The Gift of Fear which it
kind of goes off on that as like far as
self protection. If you feel unsafe, like in some situation
there that is a gift. God gave you a gift
of fear. So you'll kind of be like, should I
do this?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Okay? The last one.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
One of the most powerful negotiating tools is silence.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Jinny, I want to offer you a job working at
the Star Tribune. I want to give you forty four
thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
What do you say?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Now she's silent. I'm going God, I screwed that up
because I didn't offer her enough. No, because I didn't
offer you enough. So now I'm like, oh good, I
didn't offer her enough. So that's a great tactic. It
really is true.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, yeah, and I think it definitely probably works more
than just.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Like in a situation. Can you like you're negotiating tours
around the house. I'm just kidding that from not a
good example, but I do think it could work elsewhere.
I actually have I could share this post because I
did find some stuff on Instagram, so I can share
all these on our story. If you want to follow
Dave Ryan's show on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, go check that out. Some good stuff in there
coming up in a second. You're Charlie XCX tickets at seven,
oh fave, we'll be here for that one. And then
also we're gonna play a little game of faceoff. Face
Off is the game where we say, okay, ice cream flavors, ready, go,
and we all try to race to come up with
as many as we can in fifteen or twenty seconds,
and it's fun and you get to play along too.
(29:38):
And then we got more music, we got more prizes.
We have free Mani corn dogs for everybody, Free many.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Corn dogs for everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
If you haven't gotten yours yet, go check your porch
and we'll be right back on KDWB
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