7am Hour - Better Than Hungry

We talk to Stephanie, who doesn't feel like her boyfriend is the one, ask you what you're famous for, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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a hot dog. We're throwing a hot dog one just

(00:25):
one hot dog, no bun, wow.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Just a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Bayley's kept it in her pocket and she will hand
it to you when you when you win.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
This whole thing show.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Can we trust her to keep it? You know she's
gonna eat it.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Last time we gave a hot dog, we gave it
to you and it disappeared, disappeared to I don't know
where'd you put it.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
In her buns, in her pocket, in her you're discussing
her warm pockets. Grow up, you know what the three
of you need to do.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You need to grow up. You need to grow up.
You're embarrassing fun. We've had somebody in the phone here.
This is it's an interesting problem and it's not anything
to laugh at, but it's just something. But Stephanie is
wondering is he the only one in this situation? And
we said, well, let's put her on the radio because
somebody could maybe offer you some comfort and kind of
a me too sort of a thing. Hi Stephanie, Hi,

(01:10):
what is going on with your love life, your romance,
your relationship that you are wondering if you're the only one?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, So I've been dating a guy for quite some
time and I know deep down that he's not my
soul nate, but I say anyway, because it's good enough
for now.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, do you have a plan?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Do you have a plan, like, you know what after this,
after spring break we're going to break up? Or next
after the super Bowl party or after Valentine's Day? Do
you have a plan or you just kind of got
to settle in or what's the story?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
No, So here's a situation. I've been in love before
and it didn't work out because he cheated, And like
when I was with him, I would think about him
all the time when I wake up, when I'm at work,
you know, just always on my mind. And I got
to see him next even after you know, the six
months or a year. I was always thinking about him,
and this guy is so different, Like I just don't

(02:10):
really think about him throughout my day, Like I can
go about my business and he's not always on my mind.
I know people might say, like just dump him, but
like is this how other people feel? Like it doesn't suck.
We have a great time together, but like I just
know that he's not my soulmate, Like is is nobody enough?
Or should I wait for the right person? Like does

(02:31):
anybody else feel this way?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I knew somebody who thought they had been in love
before then they fell in love.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
They're like, oh now I get it now.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
And if you had been in love before, you know
what love feels like when you wake up in the
morning and you think of them, and when something wonderful happens,
you want to call or text them, or you really
are kind of excited when you see him at the
end of the day and you want to go, like
what do you want to do this weekend? Not like
what are you going to do this weekend? Because you
want to do things together. I used to have a girlfriend.

(03:01):
We used to say, I don't care where I go
when I'm with you, because as long as we were together,
we just had a really good time. And I think
that's really true. We used to joke we could go
to the landfill and we would have a good time
because we were together.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
But I also I see where she's coming from though,
because it's not that she's unhappy with this guy. She's
just kind of like, well, it's if it's not the
same like butterflies that you got before with the with
the other person that you were in love, then it's
kind of like, well, maybe this probably isn't the one,
but I'm not unhappy, so I guess I'll stick out out.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, I think that. And I talked to somebody not
too long ago. They've had been dating a guy for
a while, and I said, well, do you love him?
You really love him? She's like, I'm content, right, yeah,
And I said content is an interesting but also a
good Where you're content, you're not looking somewhere else. You
might not have the butterflies, the love and might be
okay your content. Would you say you're content?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I think so, Like, I know, I'm not naive. I know,
like the butterflies don't last forever, like the you know,
the the punneymoon period forever, but I just don't have
that excitement that like, I'm happy, but do I'm wondering,
like is this Am I happy enough? Like do I

(04:18):
wait for somebody else to like? I just I'm not sure,
Like I don't want to make a mistake and settle,
but I also don't want to, you know, break up
with somebody that could be the one because I'm not
you know, I'm not seeing the fireworks when I kiss
him or yeahh.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I no, it's I think it's a limit that a
lot of people. I will tell you this one. I
know a lot of couples of all ages who are
moderately happy. I know a few couples that are not happy.
And I know a few couples who are best friends,
their soulmates. They love each other, they're you know, the
butterflies might not appear as often as they used to.

(04:53):
But I think there's I think everybody puts on the
face that they are a happy couple, and we all
look at them and go, wow, they must be a
really happy couple, but they really don't care for each
other that much.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
I don't think you have to think of each other
every moment of every day. But if you're not feeling
them butterflies, then don't waste your time.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And I even say that loosely because you say you're happy.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
But I sometimes I'm just sitting in the living room
with my girlfriend and I'm just looking at her, and
I'm like, this is like my best friend, and I
feel good about it. I feel like happy and optimistic
and can picture our future.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
But I so what my.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Thought is though, that like, yeah, she could wait for
the right person, but then you might be waiting forever.
So like that's why I'm kind of agreeing with her,
where if this is like good enough, you might not
be your soulmate.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But then I mean, I've dated a bajillion dudes.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
In my life where I think like, well, he's not perfect,
but and then I make some kind of excuse for him.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
But maybe.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Dated a guy that was gay and she said he
even said I think I might be gay, And Bailey's like.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I can deal with that.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I was nineteen, Okay, it was a different time, But
like since then, I've gone on like plenty of dates
and like been seeing people regularly that I'm like, this
isn't He's not the greatest person of all time, but
he's paying attention to me, so I guess maybe this
could be fine, and it's not necessarily the one and
the one time I had the butterflies that didn't turn out.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
You feel like you're wasting your time then on people
who then you can't find the person.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Who's the one.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yes, wow, because.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
I feel like you're just wasting time with these people.
I don't know I had. I was very lucky to
find like a love that I thought was great early,
and then for like five years when I was like
single and dating, nobody was ever good enough and that
love was Andrew in the first place, and then we
ended up getting back together, so like I really did
end up waiting around until like I found the love

(06:49):
that I thought was good enough.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think one of the things I mean, not good enough, sorry,
the love that was good.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
We're talking to Stephanie and Stephanie has been seeing a
guy for I know, she said, a while, so I'm
in a couple of years or whatever, and she's like,
I kind of admit that he's not my soulmate. I
like him, I'm, you know, to put words in her
mouth content, but I'm not. And she said, does anybody
else feel this way?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Are you with.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Somebody that you just kind of like, you know, you
look at each other and go, but we all want
somebody who gives us that butterfly thing, even though it
doesn't last that long. Text messages Stephanie. Here's a text
at katiewb one. Everyone settles everyone, We are not all
married to George Clooney or Bradit.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Such a negative outlook on life. I don't know, Like,
I just don't believe that. I think a lot of
people do settle. Absolutely. I think there are true loves
out there too who find the one that they're meant
to be with, right, But.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
What if you never find it? I do think.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Don't you think that there's a societal pressure, especially for
women to get married by the time you're thirty ish
years old. You look at a guy that's like, nah,
he might be okay exactly, but then you feel like, oh,
I got to marry this guy. Yeah, all my friends
are getting married, Like Jenny's in an age where alliver
for are getting married, and Jenny's like yeah, But then
I will will say it is not fair to keep

(08:05):
If you're sitting on the couch thinking about how you
don't really like him that much, it's really not fair.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
To him though. Also, what if he's thinking the same
thing and you could be and that's the truth.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Right, because maybe you're both in it just to like, Yeah,
why would you pay for food that's just feeding your
hunger when you can pay for food that taste good
and feeding your.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hunger, Like, no, it's better than being hungry. Oh wow, Okay, wisdom. Yeah, Stephanie,
good luck.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean, I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but I
will say that you're definitely not alone and you're right
to probably question this thing. Thanks Stephanie. It is time
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One hour commercial free on one a one point three kdbuby.
Do you think we're in the height of the seasonal depression?
Kind of laugh? And I'm going to tell you why.
I think it is because Susan and I last night,
that's my wife, we were watching some depressing show about
the Mormons fighting the natives and it's dark.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Is this I think Netflix? I think Andrew started watching it.
Isn't it kind of gory?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's gory and it's depressed. I won't watch it.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's filmed in a very dark mode. And I looked
over and I said, you know what, this is? Okay,
but I sure miss having football on. I know it
was Tuesday night, Monday night, but it's like it's just like,
is this the depressing pit of the year. Historically the
weather starts getting warmer historically about this time of the year,
and the days are getting longer. But yeah, we're a

(10:30):
long way from spring break, and we're a long way
from March, and we're a long way from getting your
roller blades out and that type of thing. So is
this is this the peak or anti peak downtime of
like the god it's a prime.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Like nap weather?

Speaker 8 (10:47):
I think, Okay, is I can't wake up from my
naps and I said an alarm and I snooze for
another like thirty minutes almost every single time. But I
do think because like the holidays are done, holidays are done, dark,
you know it. And then of course, especially now in
the past week has been so cold, so it's like
why why go outside?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Why get no natural sunlight?

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Like everything about like this current weather is so depressing.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
But yes, I think it's the peak, hopefully.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Because my girlfriend Alyssa, this is her first time experiencing
this like winter Minnesota, and me too kind of because
last year I got a mild winter and so yesterday
I think she's going through a mix of homesick and
like this weather sucks, and she's like, I don't want
to be suck in this house, but it's too cold
to go out, and even if we go out, I
don't know what to do. And I was trying to

(11:35):
make her feel better, and we weren't watching whatever gory
mess you and Jenny and andrewy Wi. But I was
just like, yeah, this just kind of sucks, and so
check on your people or you, hopefully you're being checked
on as well.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I had to check on my daughter Allison. And Alison
listens to the show and she's not gonna be that embarrassed.
But Alison's got two babies, and she's got one that's
two and one that's four, and they are a lot
like any two and four year olds r And she's
very lucky. She has a wonderful partner who helps her
out justin, but she was. We got home from Disney
the other night and Allison was just down. She was
like tearing up a little bit. And I was like, okay,

(12:10):
She's like, you know, it's just going back to the
same routine and leaving vacation and stacks of laundry and
bath time and work. And I said, you know, and
she said this, My daughter said, I know, I'm not alone.
And I said, yeah, you're not alone, but sometimes that's
very little consolation. I mean, we're all in this together.
We all live in Minnesota or Wisconsin, and we're kind

(12:32):
of like cold and whatever. But just because you're all
in together doesn't always make it better. It's okay to
admit that, you know, I feel kind of and I'm okay,
I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You know, I got my things, I got my stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I want to go some cross country scheme maybe this weekend,
go play trivia somewhere, you know, get out and do
some things. But it's just how do you deal with
I mean, what do you Maybe you've got a personal suggestion.
What do you you do for you that gets you
out board? Game night, film festivals? What do you do

(13:08):
to kind of get you through this valley of the year.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
I think you just had to force yourself to make
more plans than you normally might in the winter, just
because like last night, I had a happy over with girlfriends. Honestly,
like I was excited leading up to it.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
The day came and I was like I don't want.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
To do this, but then I got there and I
was like, oh, this was great. Yet I have conversation
with these girls and like get out of the house.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Well, I keep saying we're going to have a game
night over at my house played Jackbox trivia, but party
pooper six foot over here is like I don't want.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
To I don't want to go to gain, I don't like.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Gamesay could still have a game night without me.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Can you mention how insulted we would all be if
we said, Jenny, come to a game night at Dave's house.
We're gonna have chips and those little things that you
roll up in ham with.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Pickles and cream cheese, Minnesota sushi.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's Minnesota Sushi, and Jenny's like, I don't think so,
there'd be an empty spot in our lives.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
That wouldn't be an insult, though.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
If I've been telling you from the get go that
I don't like game nights, like that's not fair. That'd
be like forcing you to come over and play some
random sport you have no idea what it is, and
you would never want to do.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Let's play hockey.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I would for the team. It sounds like a fun experience.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Check pretty hard when I play hockey ready for the team.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
It's kind of like when Tiny Tim died and they
had his crutch leaning up against the chair that's like.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Jenny's chair at the g empty.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
We have a spotlight, a little spotlight and yeah, and
we'd be like, oh, that's Jenny's chair.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
What do you do to get through this?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Like, you know, I would say, definitely stay active, don't
sit on this couch scrolling all the time. Text message
says January twenty fourth is studied by psychologists to be
the most depressing day of the year. And it is
this person's birthday four so that is going to be
this at least it's going to be a Friday. Yeah, Friday,

(14:54):
good news. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Do you have a little tip or a trick to
kind of get you through? What do you do? Do
you play more or video games to watch more movies?
Do you do things? Do you make the love and
more often?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I mean there's another idea, like maybe what if you
scheduled like every day during January We're going to enjoy
the loving every day?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Why not every day?

Speaker 5 (15:15):
It's a lot of my skin is dry, and I
feel like I'm bloated because I'm like retaining water to
you know, make up for the dry skin, and I
just that's not the tax.

Speaker 10 (15:26):
Si.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, not at all, not at all, go to yoga.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
This text says, my husband Cole and I go to
yoga a nice way to get to move and to
get exercise and being part of the community as well.
Another one says a warm weather trip in February is perfect.
I'm scooting to Florida for five days in a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
I've been getting the sauna a lot more after every
single work out pretty much because I just feel like
I'm like, yes, I'm in some tropical aparise, even though
I'm sweating ladies.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, I get it, tanning bed, sauna whatever. Yeah, that's
why you.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Should go to the Como Zoo and go to their
little lake conservatory. Yeah, the conservatory, like the fern room
because it's humid in there and it feels like summer.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
So many has a great idea for vant jiu jitschu
classes or karate or martial arts or kung fu or whatever.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
So anytime you guys cheat me out of games, I
could just like karate chop you guys.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I mean sure, but I mean think about that.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
If I was younger, I would totally take like jiu
jitsu or some kind of martial arts because I always
going to want to get in a bar fight and
kick some ass because I want to be like, you know,
like in one of those movies like mister Miagi.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, when you.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Don't expect it, like you get bullied and all of
a sudden, you whip out your karate moves and you
kick some ass and they're going, damn, they're rubbing their right.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
They can't even be mad because it was so impressive. Well, yeah, we.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Should record like a kung fu movie starring you, and
it'll be really exciting and fun, and we can do
its slow motion.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
You can jump in the air and work on that freeze.
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I mean, seriously, I hope the show puts you in
a little bit better of a mood, because you know,
here where we really are all in this together. You're
hearing four people that probably have something in common with
at least one of us, and we're here in the
Twin Cities, so we are definitely going through the same thing.
So maybe this show brings you a little bit of
joy in your life. I certainly hope. So here is
something that is going to bring you a little bit

(17:06):
of joy in your life, and that is what is
on your radar. We do this every week. We find
something that's like, hey, this is kind of cool, share this,
maybe try it out. I'll go ahead and start it
is a Instagram account that I found. His name is
Patrick W. Cutler Official, Patrick W. Cutler Underscore Official. He's
an adult that looks just like Napoleon Dynamite and he

(17:28):
basically reenacts different football games like the Vikings loss or
the Kansas City win and some other stupid stuff the
inauguration as Napoleon Dynamite. And he's very funny. He's got
a million followers. His name is Patrick W. Cutler Underscore Official.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
On my radar this week on my radar is this
just daily throat spray. I've been using because I like
had like a hint of a scratch throughout the other day.
So it's from Beekeepers Naturals as the brand, and just
called a daily throat spray. It sprits in for a
little spring is every morning and I'm hoping that it's
keeping me very not going to be sick this year.

(18:05):
It's called the Beekeepers Naturals is the brand, but it's
just called a daily throat spray.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay Bailey what's on your radar?

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Well, inspired by all the child talk that I've been
doing the last couple of days. On my radar this
week is Big Brothers, Big Sisters Twin Cities. Who's looking
to get one hundred and twenty five new mentors in
one month for National Mentoring Month, And so you like
sign up, You get paired with a youth and any
adult over eighteen can volunteer as a mentor.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I love Big Brothers, Big Sisters. I am actually a
member of Big Brothers Sisters. Yeah, a guy named Stanley's
coming by Saturday taking me bowling. Oh yeah, smile, smile.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
But you can be by going to www dot bigs
Twin Cities dot org.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know somebody who did that. And they had a
little I know the CEO.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
They had a little brother and she was a very
attractive twenty five year old blonde and she would take
him out and they would do whatever activities. Then he
started to get about fifteen or sixteen, and he started
to flirt with her.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Oh and she was like, no, Sa.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
No, okay, I want to know who you're talking about.
I know you're thinking about who. You're laughing too hard.
There's a new movie with Kicky Palmer and Sizza. That's
in theaters now. It's called one of Them Days, and
it was so good. I saw it Sunday. It's a
new Buddy comedy and we haven't had one of those,
I feel like in a hot second, I did a
full review about it on my Instagram if you want
to check it out.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay, check it out on our radar.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
So Mine is a kind of a Napoleon Dynamite Instagram account.
His name is Patrick W. Cutler Underscore Official. The guy
looks just like Napoleon Dynamite and does a great impression
and he parodies different current events.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
And Mine is a daily throat spray to help keep
you from being sick this year, and it's by Beekeepers Naturals.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Mine is Big Brothers Big Sister's Twin Cities who is
looking to get more mentors in January.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
So you should sign up to be a mentor and
Mine the new Buddy comedy star Kicky Palmer and Sisa.
It's called one of them Days in theaters now.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Okay, very cool.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
We are about to do Dave's dirt in a second
on kW I just want to read we were talking
about a minute ago we said, you know that it's
that valley of the year where the holidays are behind us.
Maybe you're not into football. The playoffs are. You know,
are a lot of fun for a lot of people.
But you know, spring is still a few months away,
so it is like a depressing time of the year
for a lot of people. So we said, what do

(20:26):
you do to keep yourself happy? And we got some
interesting text messages. Maybe one of these will.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Land with you.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I host trivia a couple of nights a week and
it helps me because I have to be social and fun.
Go to Facebook events. I do diamond art. During the winter.
I go to winter events. Going to Paris, France next month.
Another one. I'm in a bowling league every Tuesday night.
That's back in small town Stanley, Wisconsin. Maybe that's what

(20:54):
it is. Here's somebody else who says, Dave, you mentioned
jiu jitsu. I'm a lady. I love jiu jitsu. Maybe
that's what it is. Wouldn't it be cool to learn
something like that you never expected you would learn.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, just learning in general. Go on, learn something.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
My wife, Susan, was a black belt in karate. She
started like total beginner. She took all the courses black belt,
and she's still a black belt, but I think she's
kind of lost her touch a little bit, just a
little dark gray. Yeah, guy of flower arranging, plants are
a big one and zoomba might be another one too.

(21:26):
So just I think stay active, keep moving.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
What is it? Motion equals emotion?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
The Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd
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missed it yesterday. It happened over the weekend. The University
of Minnesota dance team cheers take home the national championship. Also,
you probably heard about this one. The Minnesota State Fair
ad mission price jumps to twenty dollars per person, and

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that is to fund more corn on the cob on
the ground and sweet part the cookies on the ground.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
At all.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Prices go up, though, I think you can get early
bird prices right now up until like January twenty six
or something.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yes, I do believe that it's still fifteen until like
January twenty second.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Fifteen.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I think it's fifteen because fifteen was the uped price
from twelve.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It was eighteen last year. Oh eighteen, oh oh.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
Bible chuck through this Sunday you can get early tickets
for fifteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh, state fairs were twenty bucks. You pop into the
state Fair, you PLoP down your twenty bucks. You walk
around the people, watching the booths, the sale, music, the music,
all that culture, all plans. Yeah, amazing. It's a weird
day for dirt. Howie Mandell blind sided Bill Burr by

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bringing Billy Corgan onto the podcast set. I don't know
what this is all about, but Billy Corgan is the
lead singer and the genius behind Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Let's see what happened.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I got something special that I planned for you out
of a place uncomfortable, bringing the surprise and look who's here?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Hey, what's up? Billy Corgan? I thought this would be
great to bring a family together. He didn't tell you.
He told me you were totally cool with me coming.
That's what he does. Can this be like edited out?
I can? I can go? I mean like, I'm bored
with that already.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I can give a little back, just a little bitack story.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Back in November, apparently Billy Corgan said that he's half
brothers with Bill Burr. So I guess Bill Burr was like, oh,
why would you do this without you know, telling me
and blah blah.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Blah, okay okay, uh Tish and Brandy Cyrus are bagging
on Liam Himsworth, or at least that's what we get
out of this.

Speaker 12 (23:43):
I'm not going to rag on American man back, but
Australian man, which are just different, not all of them.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Kanye West is helping his eleven year old daughter North
record her debut album. Oh gosh, I know his creative
juice is flowing again. In an Instagram post showing her
in the recording studio, he said, this little girl made
me love music again. He said he's making beats for
her and for his new album, which he's calling Bully.

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Last thing that I want to hear is an eleven
year old offspring of Kanye doing an album just exactly. God,
you thought Willow Smith was bad? Was it Willow Smith?
That didn't music?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Whip your hair back and forth? It's a good song,
so good.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Best erotic movie ever, Best erotic horror movie ever. MovieWeb
dot com ranks the best erotic horror movie. Now, what
is an erotic horror movie? That's where, like the the
woman falls in love and has Dracula sex or something
like that, like noters. It is erotic, sports erotic, and

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it's weird. It's just weird all the way around. Brams
Stoker's Dracula is number three, but the most Eurotic horror
movie ever. Hell raisering depens in his head.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Well, wait, what's number two?

Speaker 13 (25:13):
You like?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
But I don't think I've ever seen any of these movies.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Well, Dracula, You've seen Dracula, like the classic monster movie
one Jenny. Oh, No, Dracula is hot like hands down,
no purposely razor.

Speaker 14 (25:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Netflix is raising the prices again.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
The biggest hike is in the standard plan, which is
going from fifteen to forty nine to seventeen ninety nine
a month. That's an increase of two dollars and fifty cents.
I will never complain unless it gets ridiculous about Netflix,
because Netflix is worth it. What's your go to button
on your remote when you sit down at the TV
the end of the day or whenever you watch TV.
What's your go to button? You don't know what you're

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gonna watch? What's your go to button?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Netflix?

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Netflix, Jenny, same yep, minus Peacock and then Netflix is
a close second.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
No, but nobody has peacock as their go to button.
You need to make it a go to button. It's
not it's not a button on the remote itself is peacock.
No it's not. No, No, they didn't get that. I
didn't get that update yet.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think Netflix is everybody's go to button. Yeah, and
you always find something's like, oh yeah, that's good, and
then you know, it gives the Albert algorithm because you
say I really like this or I like it or
I don't like it, and then it finds other shows
and then it tells you what are the top ten
shows and movies in the you know, in the world
that day.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
I feel like that list is curated though, that it's
not actually the top list people or just what they
want the top maybe that, or it's just what TikTok
wants or not TikTok. Netflix wants you to watch, so
it'll push the top ten, be like, oh, everyone's watching this,
No they're not.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
You just want me to watch it. Get out of
here with that racket, Netflix.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Maybe so, have you got like little trailers on your
phone for a movie called in Flight?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, it keeps popping up on my phone. I'm just curious.
We will talk about that another time. All right, that
is the dirt for now. Now on katiel you Be,
you are about three minutes away from magic all the time.
On kat w Be three minutes we're gonna do it,
probably less than that. Now for the ultimate ticket, the
ultimate ticket is amazing, which is going to get you
into all the hot concerts this year. The first concert

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we're gonna send you to is not even a Twin
Cities concert. It's in Los Angeles. It's the Grammy Awards.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I've never heard of that before. Can you tell me
more what.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
The Grammy Awards?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well, let's see, it's a big award show and everybody
is going to be there, all the big names that
are nominated, that are performing, And we don't have a
list of performers just yet, but we know that some
of the nominees are also five foot tall. Sabrina Carpenter,

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she's tiny, she's a nominee, But is she gonna be performing?
I don't know. What about Billie Eilish, what about Chapel Row.

(28:14):
I would say odds are at least one or two
of them will be performing. So there is another act
on your ultimate ticket.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Time to do it right. Now here we go.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
You get out your phone and you use the iHeartRadio
app and the talkback feature that red microphone to text
in or not text in, but say the following keyword.
Do you ever hear of the game Grand Theft Auto? Yeah,
once or twice Grand Theft Auto huge game for I
think it's on PlayStation. It might be another platform, so

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it's probably on all the platforms. Years ago, about two
thousand and eight or whenever that game came out, I
was friends with a guy named Laslow, and Laslow was
a radio guy who had been hired by rock Star
Games to come up with the fake commercials that play
on the radio. During Grand Theft Auto. You're driving around

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the car and so he's like, hey, I send you
some scripts. Can you do these scripts? And I said yeah.
And so once in a while somebody will call and say, hey,
I was playing Grand Theft Auto Vice City and I
heard your Is that your voice on there? Yes, here
is a really not funny commercial with my voice about
partway through for a product called giggle Cream, and it's

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on Grand Theft Auto.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's lots of brain sails in a funny, happy win.
It's entirely legal thanks to the FDA.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Whether you're at a family reunion or hanging out before
the show, have some giggle cream with everything.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
It'll make you talk real low kettle cream. It makes
desserts funny.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
That's the delivery they wanted. So what was my payment
for being in this commercial? For a grand theft auto?
A copy of the game. It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I'm going out in history. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
How many takes as you do?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Well? I think I did one take.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't remember. I remember, so I will always have
that going for me. So now I'm famous. The radio
thing is like, yeah, so I'm asking you what are
you famous for? Were you on Carrie Levin one time
because you helped a baby.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Out of a well?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Were you on the front page of the local paper
because you won the high school hockey championship? Were you
in a coal's ad, Alison, My daughter was in a
coal's ad holding a Teddy Bear when she was like
three years old. This in newspaper ad. We still got
a couple of copies in the basement. What were you
famous for?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And you guys on the radio, you can't say why
I'm on KTWB. I was also I played Judd Fry
in a production of Oklahoma. I was famous for that one. Jenny,
were you ever famous?

Speaker 8 (31:19):
I was like really hoping to become famous from something
that actually came from an idea Dave had when I
ended up on porn Hub and I had a gig
in my mouth and we did something like gag ball,
karaoke or I don't I don't frequent with those things,
and I ended up on porn Hub. So that was
like my two seconds of fame and get well, it

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was falling and I both ended up on there. So
someone pulled like video footage from the Facebook live we
did of the bit and put it on there, so
corporate had to get involved.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
So there's that.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
But then also when I was in third grade, we
did this huge mural in the cafeteria in our elementary
school and it was like a seafood or seafood, just
like a sea theme. And I got to get interviewed
by the local news and I got to stand right next.

Speaker 12 (32:04):
To my little fish that I painted, and I was
so proud of it. I was on for about ten seconds,
but you're damn right. We recorded on the VHS and
we watched it back multiple times after it aired bad.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, what were you famous for? Should be a phone
calls six five, one, nine eight nine KDWB. Let us
know what was your little moment of fame. Maybe you
were interviewed when Mall of America opened and they put
you on Carrie Levin or Channel five. Maybe you were
I don't know, you got to stand next to the
governor when they got sworn in or something.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
What were you famous for? Bailey?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
When I used to work at Mill City Museum in Minneapolis,
we did something for March Madness called starch Madness where
we had all of these cookies like ranked next to
each other, and you know, it would be like what
you would do for March Madness. And I was one
of the hosts of starch Madness and got to go
on WCCO on the news in the morning and bake

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cookies for the people, you know, the people who did
the news they have the anchors.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh wow, so that was really TV. I was on TV.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
And then I was also like the host of starch Madness,
the official like event at mel City Museum.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
No big deal.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
What cookie one do you remember?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I think it was like chocolate chipper, like short bread
or something pretty basic.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Leg was actually, this is actually pretty cool. Yeah, I
was on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. I did
an impression of Trump.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
This was I'll played the clip that I'll explained Hope
is someone I'm from. Nope, Nope.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Our next clip, Trump tries to say statistics, statistics.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
How do you think he'll mispronounce statistics?

Speaker 13 (33:38):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Trump is very unpredictable, so I was gonna go with
uh dictator.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
That was like twenty twenty. I did that, and it's
so you can literally look up, look up Jimmy Fallon.
The segment's called talk like Trump. How did you get
that on the show? I'm the biggest Jimmy Fallon fan.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
So one day I was literally in just sitting in
my dorm and I just saw tweet from the show
and it was like, hey, fill this out if you
want to be on the show. No context whatsoever. They
could have been selling my soul for all I know.
But I build it out. And then an hour or
two went by in a producer called was like, Hey,
I'm calling from the Tonight Show. We want to do
this bit asked me a couple questions about myself, and
then after like two or three more screenings, they were like, Okay,

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we're gonna do this bit and you log on zoom
at this time and it was so cool.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Huh, what are you famous for?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We got a bunch of people who are very proud
of what they are famous for.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Six five.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
By the way, we are on YouTube. Just search Dave
Ryan TV on YouTube and you can see the video
version of the show. Hello Brianna, Hi guys, what are
you famous for?

Speaker 13 (34:41):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (34:41):
Am famous for being that girl that fell down the
steps at her live streamed college graduation.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh no, what do you remember about that?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Bree Oh?

Speaker 10 (34:54):
I was so dang proud. I was walking across the
stage in my wedges. I was having a great time, right,
and as I was walking down the steps, the edge
of my wedge hit the edge of the steps, and
that I went.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh no, what happened next? What happened next?

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Total misconngeniality moment. After I felt, everybody went silent, some
people stood up. My graduation cat fell on the floor.
I picked it up, picked up my diploma and I
went whoa, and everybody just cheered.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It was amazing. That is awesome. Does this live on
video anywhere?

Speaker 10 (35:31):
Oh? Yeah, unfortunately, I mean I was. I graduated from Iowa,
so it's in Iowa.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
But still wow, thank you, that's good. Thank you. What
are you famous for?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I was talking about how I was in the commercial
on Grand Theft Auto for giggle cream and like, I
don't know, twenty years ago whenever that was new Sally,
what are you famous for? What was your moment of fame?

Speaker 14 (35:56):
I was in a commercial for the Cosmetology Tree Center
back when it was that in man Cato.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Shut up? Are you serious?

Speaker 14 (36:05):
I never got to see the commercials. The only reason
I know I'm in it if my English teacher asked
me if I was in it. But I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
What did you do in the commercial? Did you sit
there and pretend that you were doing somebody's hair?

Speaker 14 (36:19):
Yeah, they caught my hair. My sister's friend caught my
hair because she was attending at the time. And I
turned around and Miles and that was it.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You never saw it. Oh that's funny, Thank you, Sally.
What are you famous for? We've got a little part
and people are proud of these you guys because the
phones are loaded up. Danica, what are you famous for?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Well, it's not so much me.

Speaker 10 (36:44):
It's my brother.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
He got lost at the State's Fair when he was
like seven, and when they put the camera on him,
he said, I'm feeling like a stranger might coming get
me or something.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
In Oh no, do you still have that video somewhere?
I do, I hope, So that's important. Oh sorry about that?
What are you famous for?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
We get a bunch of text messages as well, because
people are really proud of these.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
This one says a woman is famous for her pickles.
A woman made the most admirable post in a community
Facebook group about my pickles after I donated a basket
to a silent auction. The post went viral and my
small business blew up overnight.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I guess you could say I'm kind of a big
Dill d.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
This says my son was on the Target ibuprofen bottle
when he was four. He's eighteen now and I still
see the packaging at targets sometimes with him on it.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh, Target brand prof Wow. Okay.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
My husband was on The moriy Show when he was
one and got flown to New York City for it.
It was a special about kids being born at home.
He tells everyone still and he's thirty.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, there's a bunch of people who were like in movies,
never hear in the Twin Cities.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I love this one. My claim to fame.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I was on the front cover of the Inver Hills
Community College brochure. I was a high school student taking
college classes. They came to our public speaking class and
I ended up on the front of a brochure. Not bad, uh, cookie,
she says. I'm in the Netflix documentary Don't Die for
a few brief moments, So I didn't know about that one.

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We got more people on the phone for what are
you famous for, Josie? Maybe you're famous for something? What
did you do? The major famous?

Speaker 14 (38:38):
I was on the My Pillow intromercial.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
What did you do on the MyPillow infomercial?

Speaker 13 (38:44):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
The interviews you were all wonderful.

Speaker 13 (38:46):
Pillow was.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay nice? Is it still airing? Do you still see it?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
No, it's not.

Speaker 13 (38:51):
Still hearing whatever Now every year when it popped up
on my basebook memories and make sure to.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Share it, you bad, like, yeah, that's your moment of fame.
More of these it was got a moment of fame
A bunch of text messages at Katie WB one.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
This one says Crocs to Prom.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
In twenty sixteen, CROs donated a pair of Crocs to
every student at prom thanks to me and my best friend.
At the time, many students thought we ruined their prom.
I love Crocs to Prom. That's hilarious. I think that's
a good bit.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Why not. This text says I want a poetry contest.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
When I was in fifth grade and got my poem
published in an anthology of children's poems.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
That's from Aaron.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's super cool.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
That is cool for this person was Miss Fridley in
twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I tried calling Miss Fridley a while ago the phone
or whatever. If you text, if you text into the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Someone's online.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Is that her now?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Well, her name is Rachel, so I don't know if
it's the same person.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Are you Miss Fridley? Yeah, oh, Rachel, Miss Fridley.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I tried calling you all of you because I got
your text. Remember if you text into the morning show,
I got your phone number and I might call you
to put you on the radio.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
So, Rachel, you were you were very famous. When were
you Miss.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
Fridley In twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
What did you have to do becase Miss Fridley?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
We had a couple of interviews and stuff, and then
we did a couple community events and then we had
a pageant open in.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Now the requirements for miss Coon Rapids are different. Yeah,
what are they?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
You're gonna be able to smoke a pound of weed
in thirty minutes or less?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, a pound of weed.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
But in couon rapids she was high, but she wasp
So you still have your tiera rachel or, your scepter,
your sash. Do you ever bust out while you're when
you're drunk? You're drunk, you're at a barbecue? Do you
ever go you know who was Miss Bridley? Me?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You ever do that?

Speaker 5 (40:38):
No?

Speaker 10 (40:38):
But it would be the perfect party trick.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
I should really really.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Should do your little You were in a lot of parades,
had to wave and all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
Yes, like every weekend throughout the whole summer.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
What a dream? That sounds so fun? Just being a
parade and wave all the time? Is on the great?
What was your platform? Your platform?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
It was it was like a oh wait, like our float?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
No, like your cause? Yeah, you know, no, drugs. Drugs
are bad? What are you fighting for free water for everybody.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
That type of thing.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
I don't think we have one of those.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
There are no there are no platforms in friendly. No,
it's a half, it's friendly.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
There is it.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Get out, Rachel. It was fun talking to you. Thank
you for calling.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Shay.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
My aunt was also the Cold Creek Queen in Ohio
in Castelia, Ohio, and she does still talk about it,
and she'll tell you that she was the Cold Creek Queen.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Why not like the Tomato Queen, kind of like the
Raspberry Queen queen. Yeah, couple the war.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
What were you famous for, Judy? Good morning, Jules? What
were you famous for?

Speaker 13 (41:39):
Good morning? So when I was in high school, I'm
originally from Michigan and I was on a powerlifting team
with mostly all males. I was one of the only girls,
and at a competition, I had lifted over seven hundred
pounds total. So I am famous because I am one
of the only girls at my high school to get

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on our seven hundred board and still to this day
the only girl.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh wow, well, so you're really strong.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
How much did you I'm just curious how much could
you lift at a time, because I think I was
at snap last night, and I think I did something
like one hundred pounds or something. I don't know what
was your most you could lift at a time.

Speaker 13 (42:19):
So I was able to dead this just over four
hundred and five pounds. I can bench about two hundred,
and I can squat about three fifties.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Okay, So just so I know, I think deadlifting is
where you lift it to your knees.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Is that correct?

Speaker 13 (42:36):
Yes, we actually bring it up to your hips.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay. Wow, four hundred and fifty pounds. That's so much.
I'm impressed. Wow. Famous thing. So cool.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
One more, let's go to gin Famous your famous moment?
And if this is helping you recollect your famous moment,
like when you were in a Kemp's commercial. It's like,
oh yeah, me and my sister ate ice cream and
a Kemp's commercial.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
What were you famous for? Last? Right now is Jen?
Good morning Jen? What were you famous for?

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Good morning? Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I hear you? Fine?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay, So I am famous for my friend Jason and
I we went golfing for the first time, just nine holes.
Each of us got a hole in one and nine holes,
which is like one in a billion.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
That has got to be one in a billion, because
a hole in one is something most golfers never get.
But for both of you, did you You didn't get
it on the same hole, did you?

Speaker 9 (43:29):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 13 (43:30):
So we were doing the back nine.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
So I got on hole eleven and he stole my
thunder and then got it.

Speaker 13 (43:36):
On hole fifteen.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
How long were these holes?

Speaker 13 (43:39):
And we have witnesses.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
My husband does not believe us. We have witnesses, and
so that is pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
No, that is very amazing. How long were the holes? Jen?

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Mine was one tent two I think, and I can't
speak for James. I think it has just like one
fifty or one sixties.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's amazing though.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Here Yeah, wow, good story, thanks Jen, Thanks for all
the stories on what were you famous for?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Right now? Bailey?

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Okay, So I just started reading a new book called
A Little Thing called Life, and it's written by Linda Thompson,
who dated Elvis. I know I talk about Elvis a lot,
and I'm sorry about it. I'm not sorry, but it's
really interesting so far because she's like giving like an
inside glimpse into, you know, what it's like to date Elvis.

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So I just want to ask everyone here in this
room and I want you to think about it as well.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
You listening if.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
You could date any celebrity, Like you're not with Andrew Jenny,
you're not with Susan Dave, you're not with Alyssa varn
You're free to date any celebrity. And I want you
to think about it, and not just the hottest one,
but like somebody you want to talk to, because.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Man, she's like framed.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Obviously Elvis had his flaws, but she's framing out Elvis,
and I'm like, oh, man, I want to kiss his
pillow marshmallow lips because that's what she says. He has
pillowy marshmellow lips. So who would you like to date
any celebrity?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
David Tina Thing? Okay, why because she's funny. She's funny
and she's smart. And I really like funny and smart
because I also like to think that I am funny
and smart. And I'm just picturing ourselves like just bannering
back and forth on a road trip to like Grand
Mara or something, just like crack at each other up.
Very insightful, me and Tina Fey holding hands and looking

(45:28):
at each other and laughing over a malt over Lord. Yeah,
you're sharing one straw, one straw, gazing into each other's eyes.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Jenny, who do you want to date?

Speaker 8 (45:38):
I would go with Adam Brody because I loved him
in the OC and then the recent show who was
On in Netflix was like nobody wants a yes or yeah,
and I just feel.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Like he's also funny. He's attractive.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
He's not like in like I guess by societal standards.
He's not like this model attractive. He's a very just
like basicly.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
A basic looking dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
So I would definitely go with Adam Birdie.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Okay, vont we're not going based off looks. Well, you
can go based off looks, but I want you to
think about like beyond just looks, Like who would you
want to date?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Kecky Palmer.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
She is hilarious, can do impressions, and like Dave said,
I like to think I'm funny.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Keky Palmer is funny. She knows everyone.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
She's done everything, name a movie or a show or
a song, and she has done it. And I just
feel like we elevate each other and I feel like
I need that in life because I'm very low on
the totem pole of life.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I love that, you know.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Also because obviously I'd love to date Elvis, but I'm
not sure Elvis and I would really get along. I
would definitely want somebody that's maybe funnier, maybe like a
Seth Rogan, this Scot like you know, glasses, the curly
hair and just like the U.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
He sounds fun I think to.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Hang out with date somebody funny, yeah, yeah, I would
need a funny person preferably or like, you know, a
sweet person like a Rick Moranas.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I love a Rick Moranas.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Well, you know what's funny is that I think if
you are a funny person in the person you're dating
or married to is not very funny, then that that
is rough. Because Susan is She's wonderful, but she is
not very funny, and so I will make jokes, like
just dark jokes, and she'll think I'm serious, Like I
can't even think of an example, but like if i'm
if she's in the kitchen and she's like in my way,

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standing in front of the trash can, I'll say something
like get out of my way before I strangle you.
You She'll be like, and that's funny to me, but
she'll start crying, But why are you being such a jerk.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
And I'm like, I'm joking.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I'm not gonna really strangle you, but that's funny. It's
not that funny. But off the top of my head,
that was my example. Yeah, so maybe you are the
funny one in the relationship and your is not.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I am the funny one. You don't have a relationship?
Shut up? You did? Did you have a relationship for
about fifteen minutes?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
He just put you a block. Last time you saw
Trip New Year's exactly right? Was that over three weeks?
This morning? He said, you said I'm until March. No,
he was responding.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
He's listening to the radio right now, and he responding
to something we were talking about.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
And Trip take her out the dairy queen, fire a
burger and what do they call him over there?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Blizzard? Blizzard down her throat? I would a blizzard. You're
going to see Trip this past weekend? He was sick.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
She sees him almost every weekend, saw him, almost saw
him two weeks ago, she almost saw him last week,
and they almost have plans.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
To see each other almost. So you could say you're
the funny one if you were in a relationship well
christ Time. Thank you Bailey,