February 26, 2025 • 42 mins
Dave calls Susan out for a disgusting skin thing, we hear from you about teacher drama, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You can watch this right now. Go on YouTube and
you can see the show. The different cameras and the
lighting looks like a tea, looks like Carrie Levin in here.
Director Vaughan is running the switcher. Yes, so just you know,
don't put the camera on me. Got don't look good today.
Who would be the Rena? How do you say her
last name? Sergano? Probably because she's a no.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No, Rena is beautiful, dark hair, so I think it's Bailey.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Okay, Well, I've used to When Rena first started, she
had glasses and she was kind of awkward looking, and
then she went through this like transformation.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So I definitely connect with like old Rena like to
blow up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
My arena story was her dad was cleaning a gun
one time and shot a hole in the floor. Oh gosh, yeah,
my wife on the phone right now. Yes, indeed, okay, gotcha.
Hey what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Moving your piles around?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Susan?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the same thing every time we talked you do
you have just get sick of it?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I literally laid in bed a lot of the night
thinking about all the stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's around the house. I would do the same.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, pilots today Dirty Clothes.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Came home from our long weekend and there literally was
twelve packages from the mail, and I'd say eight of
them were from Magic Company's Magic.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So it's the magic Tricks pile today.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You were supposed to stop buying things.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, it's seriously, it is is if I have like
an addiction that I need to see somebody for, it's
buying magic tricks. It's like I can't stop. I mean
it's it's like every day it's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Someone take your phone away.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And they send emails all the time. It's like a
drug dealer going hey, hey, hey, you want you see
anything you like? And I'm like, oh, because your sucker.
That's why they keep reaching out to you, because you
keep buying.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Did you buy a mini pottery Studio Deluxe?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I did for the girls. Yeah, for the girls. It's
a little Potter's wheel and it comes with little clay
things and you you do like a little Potter's wheel.
It's for the girls. They're two and four. They're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just backed up.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I talk about a couple of things?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Number one, there's two things I want to talk about.
Number one Josie. Number two, why I never want to
see you again.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Let's start with you get that one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, it's true. No, we are going to talk about
that one. You know exactly what we're going to talk about,
and yes we will.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I want to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Let's talk about Josie first, our dog, Josie. She's my girl,
she's my buddy, little labradoodle about the size of a cat.
She turned sixteen on Sunday, and we were thinking about
having like people over, like a little dog party in
the driveway, and like having the neighbors come by, and
you know, don't bring presents, but we can go down
to one of those dog treat shops like Fido's Pantry
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or something like that local business chan happening and then
buy some little dog cookies and give them out and
sing happy birthday to Josie. Jenny, would you come over
if you got something to do? You can bring some
of your dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I would totally come to that a dog birthday party there,
But what if I don't have a dog to bring.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If you don't have a dog to bring, then I
mean you do have dogs to bring, though you can
steal one, yes, okay, then FA's got a dog or two.
Maybe Foulon can come over. Bailey does not, but you
can bring I don't know, bring trip. He's a dog
dog that's not a shot a trip. Bring him up
and then Von you can come to nothing. Should we
(03:29):
do a little dog party on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I could potentially come to a dog party, depending on
if it's you know, midday to afternoon date to afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Should we do it, Susan?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Potentially?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I mean I was gonna do something already.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Now we've got forty people coming.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, okay, we can invite the neighbors up and down
our street to bring their dogs by a little, you know,
little birthday party. Here's the thing that I really need
to talk about, though.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I got got time for you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now. This is not this is not vulgar, but it's
kind of gross. It's not vulgar in any way. Ingrown hairy.
Susan has an ingrown hair.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm sorry, Susan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And it is in a sensitive area, and it's gotten
worse and worse and worse. And so former boy scout
trained in first aid, but certainly not surgery. I am
not making this up when I tell you I was
the doctor last night. She was the patient. I literally
(04:36):
had a boy scout headlamp on my head. Am I lying?
Susan had a boy scout headlamp on my head, a
safety pin, rubbing alcohol, cotton balls and tweezers trying to
perform surgery.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Did you exfoliate?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Absolutely not not exfoliateantiz yeah, oh yeah, local fail. Well
I didn't. I was not able to extract the ingrown
hair because if you look at a diagram of an
ingrown hair, it grows up towards the skin, then back
in curly cues underneath the skin and forms a giant thing.
(05:16):
So you were unsuccessful at surgery. I was unsuccessful at surgery.
But I was there like a guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, I was all.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Up in there.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You didn't break the skink? Okay, good, because I was
going to say, you kind of have to the.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Skin, and there was there was. It was bleeding. But
I was not able to use the safety pin to
try to find a curl in the hair and pull
it out. And then she yelped in pain her I
can't imagine, yep, so sure do. I'm just I wouldn't
want a birthday party if I was Josie.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
If this is what you guys do, on your regular
Monday or Tuesday afternoons.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Trust I didn't want to do it. I didn't want
to do it. I did it because I thought that
I could and I thought I would help. This is
kind of what you do for your partner. Yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
For me.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Absolutely, he absolutely would do it for you. Yeah, I
don't know about an ingrown hair. Alyssa loves popping pimples.
She's weird like that, Like she'll see one and she'd
be like, let me get it, let me get it,
like leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
See, we would never do that. But I mean she
couldn't really get to this herself. Did you try to
get to it yourself?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I did, and I made it worse because I couldn't see.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I was just hoping to get something.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
M mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But it's in a position and you try to like
lift a leg here, lift another one there, and you're like, yeah,
this is just.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Not going to work for me, and you know it's
going to be like six weeks before you can get
into a dermatology.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's the problem. Yeah, And that's the thing is, like,
that's why I did the self surgery. If you just
joined as Susan and an ingrown hair. So I was
trying to do and it was her idea, yeah, to
do the surgery on it. And it was unsuccessful and
after a quite a bit of blood and a lot
of pain, I finally gave up on the surgery.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
See, I think you need to start exfoliating that spot
and then exfoliate for a few days before you try again.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Trust me, I have it now a wreck.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So I like sugar scrub that is the size of
a sockball. Now, oh no, I'll be the size of
a marble.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
All right, hey we gotta go. We gotta give away
Kendrick Lamar tickets.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Okay, Yeah, wasn't that great? Guys, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, we love it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah. Well, I think it's one of those things, is
like we try to be real on the show. And
I think that people do you do things like this
for your partner, And Jenny and Andrew would do it.
I think anybody who's in a marriage, it's like, well, okay,
will you do this? Well, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Yeah,
you're better than me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I came into this conversation thinking we were going to
talk about a dog birthday party for a hot second,
and then it turned into detailed explanation of extracting an
ingrown hair.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
And I was ready to flame you because you know,
I think dog birthday parties are dome.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So that's another discussion we are running. Thanks, have a
good day.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why would you do that for your partner? Send me
a text and let me know, or use the talkback feature.
We want to use the talkback feature more. Go on
the iHeartRadio app, tap that red microphone butt and tell
me about the surgery you did on your partner, because
I guarantee you there's somebody listening right now. Who's going yep,
I've done it.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
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Speaker 4 (08:26):
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Wow, I wonder what those DJs look like. Let's go
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back to the little self surgery thing. A little while ago,
I was talking this is a true story. My wife
Susan is like she's had an ingrown hair in a
certain area for like a couple of weeks or whatever,
and she's tried to whatever. And ingrown hairs are literally
what you think. They try to grow to the surface,
then they come back inside the skin and they curl
up and they can be like four inches long. Yeah,
and they can bundle up inside there like a ball
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of twine underneath your skin. So she's like, well, you
get in there, and will you try? So I tried
and there was no luck. So I said, I am
not the only one who has tried self surgery. Would
you do that for your partner?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would never, in a million years help my partner
do that. I would vomit everywhere and probably never be
able to look at him the same way.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Now, See, I don't. To me, it was like it
didn't phaze me, and I think because we've known each
other for so long, I don't care. Did I enjoy
doing it? Absolutely not. Here's another one, a text message
at katiewb one. I used to do it with my
husband I was married. I'd do it for my current
partner as well if he needed me to. Here's another one.
We've done that head lamp at all because I had
a boy scout headlamp on so I could see everything.
(10:03):
The headlamp actually stays in our nights stand so I
can pluck his nose hairs so she can.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Plus, I can't imagine getting my nose hair is plucked to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Just get one of those like things that.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You shove up. Not kidding you seriously go down and
get a Phillips juju thing, yeah, to stick it in
the stick it in your nose. They sow them down
a wallgreens.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
They pluck it out, and then you're sneezing and your
nose is running from one plucking out of the nose hair.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
There's a lot of people who have done the same thing,
So thanks for all the tips on that. We appreciate it.
It is one hour commercial free on the Dave Ryan
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win on KDWB. Let's find out what Bailey's doing, what's
(10:50):
on your mind.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I'm taking us to Petty Corner today and I'm asking
this question, who was your arch nemesis growing up? Because
mine keeps popping up on my Instagram feed, and it
doesn't have to be like, you know, a solid arch nemesis,
like you're Superman and there Lex Luthor. This can be
a petty arch nemesis because.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That really is our life? Really that hard? Probably not?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I have two. First, as Hannah in high school, she
got all of the leads in every single play, and
she was really pretty, and her dad worked for Lays,
so they always had the best chips at the cast parties.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, Bailey, generic scale chips.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I never had people at my house, but Hannah had
people at her house all the time in the basement
for cast parties, and it's just not fair.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So she was my arch nemesis in high school.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
And then in college, this girl named Chloe was my
arch nemesis because she was on the speech team at
GUS Davis and she was really good and she won
everything and everyone was so obsessed with her. And now
she's a semi successful comedian, so I see her everywhere
she lives in like New York City.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
She like bikes around, makes jokes.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
And all jokes are kind of salacious, and people love
her and I'm like, God, Chloe, why do you always
win everything?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I didn't really have those are mimesis. I mean, there's
a couple of people who bullied me that I go
back and look at him now, And I actually commented
on one because he looks like he lives a really
trashy life, like a lifelong smoker. Oh so I was
such a jerk. And he took a picture of him
smoking in his backyard and I wrote nice house, which
it obviously wasn't a nice house. It was like just
(12:30):
one step shy of like a cave.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So they were like a bully to you. But like
I'm thinking of someone.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That you I don't really have anything you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Have, like someone that you are jealous of and they
always won.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Before you and you're like mad about it. So they're
your nemesis.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Billy Deverell Is he's the one who made fun of
my Kmart shoes by pointing out that they weren't Adidas,
and he knew they weren't Adidas, and he said, hey, David,
are those Adidas? And he knew damn well they were
from Kmart. And I felt embarrassed because he was the
rich from the rich part of town. But he's also
now like the head of surgery in Denver or something,
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Now, God, you've brought that name up a handful of times.
You really are I can tell, Jenny, did you have
an arch nemesis?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You know, I'm trying to think really hard. I really
don't think I did either. Besides, like in my kickball years,
we always had a team that was like our arch
nemesis team, and our rivals will.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Tell us about them.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean, they were just so good and they were
younger than us, so I felt like they thought that
we were like the old kids in the kickball league
and stuff, but we were like, yeah, but we win
championships and clearly we're not, like not talented. So I
think that that team was our arch nemesis. But the
thing is is like you're competitive on the field, and
then you're drinking at the bar with them next like
an hour later.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So I didn't hate anyone.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But there definitely were like particular people that I was like,
you're no fun.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Huh. I've noticed that like arch nemeses or whatever, it's
kind of like created in your brain in general, it's
not necessarily a real life thing.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Vaughan, do you have.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Any I was somebody's arch niemma sees so in college.
I was literally everything. I was the program director, which
was like with our boss Riches, and I did the
morning show and I did all these things. So I
was kind of a no at all and I was
a bit cocky. And there was this one kid. His
name is Mark Hammond. He's not even a kid. He
was a thirty late thirties per man in college doing
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his undergrad So we used to just laugh at him
a lot, like, dude, like when you're gonna finally get
a career and like be an adult, because he would
try to do like the things that we were all doing.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
He just didn't like me, but everybody hated the fact
that they couldn't not like me because I knew how
to do everything. And Mark Hammond hated me so bad
he wrote a seven page note telling me how much
he didn't like me. There were memes in it, and
I was like, you wrote me a hate note with memes, dude,
like what's up with you? And he just used to
tell other students, I know that von dude at the
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radio station, he's no good. So then when I would
interview people like to work at the radio station, they'd
be like, oh, you're not that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I'd be like, what are you talking about? And
they were like all this R.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Camon kids said that you were trash and that you
sucked and that you shouldn't I shouldn't join the radio station.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So you were the nemesis to Mark for.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Sure, probably part of his evil villain origin story. Probably
we got a.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Lot of text messages that of people who also have
arch nemeses also leave at texture also a talkback Yeah,
he was a thirty second talkback.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Open up the talkback feature in the iHeart app that
read microphone and tell us about your arch nemesis. She
got thirty seconds on the talkback feature.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
This one says, Oh my god, Bailey, my high school
nemesis was also named Hannah. She was always one step
ahead and so pretty and so nice. What a wench
a winch. This person says, My mine's name was Julia.
My aunt and uncle became best friends with her family,
knowing the hell she put me through. My mom had
to hold me back when they showed up at my
grandpa's funeral. Oh that sounds juicy, Oh my gosh. Or
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somebody says, just unfriend them or unfollow them and don't
let them live rent free in your head anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Were you My question is were you friends with the
Hannah was the one that was in all the plays
and had the lives. So were you friends with her
because you were hanging out with her?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Well not necessarily, she was just in theater, so like
you kind of just hung out with the people who
were in theater. And the only time I was ever
at her house was for like a theater.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Party when everybody was when everyone was there. Yeah, and
she had really good chips because what denverg.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, and so jealous of that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I love it. Did you have a nemesis? And if
you didn't, then you are the nemesis. You were never
more than thirty minutes away from Kendrick Lamar tickets and
says a ticket, So if you leave, you might blow
your chance. So make sure you stay here, probably another
ten minutes or so. We'll give you another keyword to
win those tickets on KDWB. Stay where you are gan
(16:42):
show one on one point three kd WB. Tory spelling
is basically responding to backlash because her son gave her
a full body massage. How this even became public information?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
I have no eye but he said, he's like, oh
my god, people are going to freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I said, why, Like it's a cute photo. Everyone knows
it's not real. Clearly we are not at home.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I'm not making him do chores, Like, clearly, I'm at
a massage place.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, I don't want to. I don't know. I'm not
sure how this story broke, but I don't think that
anybody would want to give their mom a full body massage.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Yeahs no, don't think shows so many interviews where people
there's public information, then they get mad that we bully them,
but nobody asks, like Benny Blanco takes showers like twice
a week.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Where did that come up in an interview so often
you shower, dude. Jimmy Kimmel is giving a conan a
weird tip for hosting the Academy Awards. Here is Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
You said, I will give you some tips along with
my wife Molly, who has produced the show. And I said, yeah,
yarn tips like I would never be so. I would
not give you tips on on jokes or any of
that stuff. I would never do anything like that. But
I did have some kind of old man tips like
try to sit down during the show show, which is one.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Of my tips.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Jimmy is obsessed with sitting down, and his tips kept
going back to try and sit down.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
What are you, Franklin Roosevelt, I mean, okay. Millie Bobby
Brown from Stranger Things says she is open to playing
Britney Spears in a movie.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I am, you know, in full supple of her bringing
her story to life how she wants to and how
she wants to. Absolutely, I mean I would not want that,
you know. I don't want somebody to bring it to
life in the most beautiful way, So I can you
know I would always be open someone.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Is it going to beautiful though, because I don't feel
like the story is going to be that great unless
we're only focusing on her high points in her pop career.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, that would be kind of dull and predictable. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And also I did see a side by side yesterday
of her and Brittany when she was younger, and honestly,
Millie kind of looks like Brittany when she's blonde and
the answert and outfits, and I'm just like, there was
like a bunch of pictures put together and I was like, Wow,
they actually do kind of look.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Like I can see that, Yeah, totally, because I know.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
On that shortlist was also Sidney Sweeney from Euphoria and
Sabrina Carpenter, but Bobby Brown in it.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now we'll see Sabrina so short though.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I feel like of all of those three Millibobby Brown
probably has the strongest acting of say the same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
He's probably the best actor of all of them. Sabrina
Carpenter was on Disney for a while.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh, she's on Disney.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You ever listened to the laugh tracks on Disney? It
is the most annoying. It's like they can turn around
and raise an eyebrow and the audience will howl with laughter,
and it's like, guess, isn't he I mean, I guess,
I guess that's funny when you're eight years old. But
all right, and other things here. Maybe you saw this.
It's kind of frightening. A Southwest Airlines jet in Chicago
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is coming in for landing and somebody is You know,
there's people that love watching airplanes land, so they'll go
to the airport and they'll get it on their phone
and they watch planes takeoff and land all the time.
People do this and they're video in this Southwest Airlines
jets coming in for landing. Lower lower, lower, lower, lower,
touches down on the runway and then takes off again
immediately because several thousand feet ahead of it on the runway,
(20:12):
a private jet crossed the runway without permission. They did
not get clearance from the tower because before you cross
a runway, yeah, you gotta get clearance.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Are there people in the tower right now?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It wasn't the tower's fault. I can almost promise you
it wasn't the tower's fault because the tower probably said, hey,
hold short of runway six or whatever. Yeah, and then
they didn't because you know they But the good thing
was the Southwest crew was looking out the window. Here's
a little.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Clip about twenty five zero four going around.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Five zero four Rogers.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's I mean pain three thousand.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Start uself with twenty five zero four.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
How that happened?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I couldn't understand it. We're that way around. If you're
ever landing in an airplane and you're about to touch
down and then they like floor it and then climb
up and go around, people get scared. It can be
as simple as like a year was on the runway,
so don't panic. They'll just go up and they'll turn around,
or you'll crash and burn. To me, he's just saying
(21:15):
it's the coin toss guys, exactly. Katy Perry is kicking
off the Lifetimes tour in two months. However, she is
playing two half empty arenas. It appears that demands for
this tour is fall of the lackluster arrival of her
one forty three album, a debut in the top ten
of the charts and then dropped off just three weeks later.
(21:36):
A little more than one hundred thousand copies of her
album have sold seats to this tour when on sale
about four weeks ago. Yet Katy Perry stopped in Minneapolis
sold only thirty percent of the available tickets. When was
she here? Does anybody remember when she was here?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I feel like she isn't Her tour just started.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I know Tony goes to Tony that we have on
our show all the time, goes to all of her concerts.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Let me text him, I'd be like one was Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Least while you're doing that. They say that Raleigh, North
Carolina is only marginally better. Ticket sales were also lagging
in Denver. Her tour remains popular in large cities like
LA and New York, but this would have been unthinkable
a decade ago, when Katy Perry was like the world's
pop princess. But now, I don't know, I don't know
why there's been such backlash. People are say it's because
she used doctor Luke and she was very condescending and
(22:26):
sexist on American Idol. I don't know. Yeah, I just
think maybe her act got kind of tired. Well, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
We were just talking, you and I Dave were just
talking about like there's so many people, so many acts
that are coming through and playing at the Excel when
we're like they could fill the Excel, And I think
some of it is like a little bit of pride
where she's like, oh, well, I'm going to go on
this giant stadium tour. Well yeah, Katy Perry ten years
ago could go on a giant stadium tour. But girl,
you're a little de lulu if you think you're going
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to sell out an entire stadium again.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, yeah, big Time Rush is coming to the Excel
Energy Center, and I was like, I'd a surprise by that.
I mean, good for them really, But yeah, Big Time
Rush Excel, That's what I'm saying. You're surprised by that, Yeah,
prize that they're playing such a big arena because and
they do have things that like Excel and Target Center. Well,
they'll curtain off the top part of the bowl, or
they'll curtain off literally half of the bowl so it
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doesn't look like it's half empty.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I think Big Time Rush is nowhere near where the
Jonas brothers are in terms of love fandom, right, not
at all. But I do think that there's a corner
of the world that they are big time rushers. I
don't mean that like ironically, but yes, I do think
they'll go crazy for BTR.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Tony Kay Perry was here last in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, okay, someone texted in she'll be here May thirteenth. Yeah,
she doesn't mean it's's coming here.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay. So they said they've only sold thirty percent of
the tickets, but they still get a ways to sell them.
But let's be honest, most of the ticket sales are
right up front. They're not like through the rest of
the months. All right, that is the dirty It's brought
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ON katiewb stay here if you want to. Win i'm
gonna read an email, here which IS i thought was
really interesting because we've, ALL i don't know everybody listening
went to, school but most people don't have a story like.
This one random, question she, says have you ever found
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out a salacious fact about a teacher or former teacher
that you? HAD i can think of. TWO i had
a college professor who had a small part in a
gay porn movie before he became a, teacher and he
told all of the students right off the bat to
beginning of the. SEMESTER i assume he figured it was
better to be open about it, before but he found
out and made a big. Deal and he was an awesome,
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professor a very wise person because rather than try to
keep it hidden in, secret you just tell. People you,
know back WHEN i was twenty, TWO i did this
and now already knows.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
How many people are going to see. That that's all
it takes us. ONE i guess that's, true BUT i
just am, like was he super famous for? That so
it's like really out there circulating because there's a lot
of things out there circulating That i'd be like surprised
that you could find.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That but if one person saw it and they came
into the class, like, yeah Mister, jacobson look at, this
and then it'd be like a big? Scandal is this you?
Right here's another one scandalous teacher. Story and the reason
we bring this up is BECAUSE i thought it was.
Interesting we love, teachers so many teachers listening to the,
show but they're also. Human in middle, SCHOOL i had
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a teacher who ended up quitting at the end of
the year and started dating a former student who had
just graduated from high school that same. Year the teacher
was in their late. TWENTIES a ten year age gap
isn't too bad when you're, older but that scenario was pretty.
Scared ye as long as they were, eighteen and it
was within the realm of the, LAW i, guess but
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it was a little bit. Scandalous they quit at the
end of the year because they were dating a students
makes do you have any scandalous stories about a. Teacher,
again we're not here to rip on. Teachers we love.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
TEACHERS i love.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
TEACHERS i think one of the highest percentages of listeners
on the show is, teachers followed by. Doctor i've followed my.
Nurses so do you have any scandalous teacher? Stories if you,
do send me a text or call me A ktbb
or a six' five to one nine EIGHT, nine kdbb
or use the talkback feature about your? Scandalis teacher anybody?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
HAVE one i can, Think like I'm not it's not
like a scandalous, story SPECIFICALLY but i have a lot
of friends who, are teachers and just knowing like my
friends as people and having them be teachers is such
like a weird like does not, compute Thing because i'll
know for, a, Fact, like oh you went out and
got like, super drunk and then the next.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Day you had to go.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
To school there, YOU know i know you were hungover
at school, That day and then it just makes, ME
think i wonder how many of my teachers were HUNGOVER
while i was going to school and like showed up
one day and THEY'RE like i have, a Headache and i'll, be,
like oh poor so and so has a.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Headache today, i'm, LIKE.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah i think teachers are just like your coworkers and.
Your neighbors they've all got their little secrets that they hide.
Very well what do you know about? Your teachers let's keep,
it like, you know not. Too disgusting, for example my
junior high art teacher Was. IN playboy i mean. IT'S
possible i think every school had a rumor that some
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teacher Was in playboy at. One point here's one female
gym teacher apparently had a. Meth house we all didn't
find out until.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Years later oh, MY god i got a.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Meth, house well you would think a gym teacher would be.
Very healthy you, would, think uh years after graduating. High
school this is a text MESSAGE at. Katwb one you
can also call us and use the. Talkback teacher one
of our science teachers was found Answering to craigslist ad for.
Some loving the ONLY reason i know is because one
of my friends posted the ad describing herself without, a
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picture and he responded with the picture of her cell
of himself wearing a sweatshirt from our. High school, oh.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
No shame in that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Big deal it was just a horny teacher On.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Craig list just a horny Teacher.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
On craiglist it happened.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That TEXTAS when i was in, high school we had
a teacher who was caught drinking on the Job with
bailey's in.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
His, coffee ooh that's kind. Of scandalous it, is scandalous,
All right if you, got one then let. Me, know
uh send me a text or call me sixt' five
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Speaker 2 (28:42):
Day, supply okay let's try this text message and see
whether it's too scandalous. Or not, You ready? I'm, ready
okay here. We go that's actually this is a talkback
of the talkback feature on the. iHeartRadio app i have
a teacher in middle school who.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Everyone knew that he had an affair with another teacher
in the broom closet where they kept all the.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Cleaning supplies and he was still with. His, wife yeah
nothing came.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Of it he didn't.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Get fired the other teacher didn't, get fired but.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It happened oh, My, gosh wow you should play the
one below.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
That too here we go another.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
Talk back my son just found out this week that
his gym teacher was arrested when he was twenty one
for growing marijuana Over in hudson and did some jail
time for it, though.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah he was only growing. Some weed this text.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Is Hilarious my minnesota outdoors teacher always talked about how
he got Onto, the bachelor but he wasn't successful or
selected because he had too much student, Loan debt and
he always brought, it up, You, GUYS yeah i got
picked For the, bachelor ones but they couldn't pick me because.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Like he was.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
On it but then they didn't like move him forward
after the. First, meeting yeah Is what.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I'm for it just says that he got Onto the
bachelor but wasn't selected because he had too much student.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Loan debt, oh really, All right we've got people on the.
Phone here this is somebody wrote in and, they said
does anybody else have a scandalous? Teacher story and they
give a couple of stories about, you know one of
their college professors had, done porn so they brought it
up in class so nobody would be like married, A
second i found this. Scandalous thing and then another one
was somebody who was dating a, former student and then
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they had. To, quit amy give me your. Teacher scandal by,
THE way i will again disclaimer this by saying we.
Love teachers we are not saying anything negative, about teachers
only that teachers are. Human. Too amy what's?
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Your, story, Hi guys so this didn't HAPPEN when i
was in, high SCHOOL but i later found out that
a teacher who gave everybody the creep was later arrested
and fired because he was watching childborn while.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Teaching.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
CLASS nothing i want to keep these. NOT disgusting i don't,
blame YOU but i mean watching class that's kind. Of
funny the other thing is not so many. So funny,
but Yeah but i'm glad you. Called in have a. Good,
day okay he's like screen out anything salaciously awful. AND
(31:13):
ugly i know it Was, Child, OKAY yeah. I gotcha, Next,
One morgan, Good. Morning, Morgan, yea.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Hi just so nice to talk.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
To.
Speaker 12 (31:26):
You YEAH so i had a teacher who.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Was our, drama teacher and he would write plays for
us to like not, cost money but they were like really.
Weird plays so like one of them was a like
an alcoholic woman who who summoned a demon to like
kill her.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Ex husband like that was a school play, we.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Did okay and.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Then another one he wrote it Was CALLED oh i forgot.
It unattainable it was called unattainable and he put the
the student he was dating as.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The lead he.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Was he, was, like yeah not, doing great and then
he tried to date another student after she. Had graduated
it was really it was.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Teachers are like anybody there's most of them, Are awesome they're,
all human and then a tiny percentage, are disgusting.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Just.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Like DJs DJs are most of them, are okay, they're
human and a tiny percentage. Are disgusting, all right, Thank.
You morgan oh you're on. The phone you got, One.
More lisa we're talking about. Teacher scandals what do, You?
Got Lisa, UH so i.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
Grew up probably about three hours Away, from minneapolis AND after,
i graduated like the DAY after i Moved, to MINNEAPOLIS
and i, Was like i'm going to live my LIFE
and i.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Had a little bit of a, wild PAST and i.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Used to dance at a nightclub in.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
The city and ONE thing i never thought IS that
i would run.
Speaker 10 (32:54):
Into ANYBODY that i need from my HOMETOWN because i
was so. Far away, ONE night i was on this
age doing, my SET and i look up at these
two GUYS and i, Was, like hey don't take this the,
wrong way but you look like A teacher i used
to have in. High school and, they're like because we
were your teachers in the. High school, name there.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You danced for your. Former, teachers yes neked in front
of your. FORMER teachers i.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Was completely, you know in front, of THEM and i
freaked OUT and i grabbed all my STUFF when i.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Ran OFF if i was i'd run, Off too i'd, Be,
like lisa. Good call thanks for calling in to former.
Teachers scandals what scandal did you know to keep? It
legal nothing, Too disgusting something funny like that one dancing
in front of, your teachers or the teacher that got
busted for girl.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
And WEED this Texta has my sister's professor got fired
for selling pyramids scheme stuff, to students got. To, Students, wow,
like hey, beauty, boss babe you want to. Buy something
this ONE says i had a bus driver yell at
us and no one would answer her while we were,
pulled over so she made us put the windows up
and she cranked the heat up on a hot day
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so everyone would sit.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
In, silence, oh hello do you get fired for something?
LIKE that i.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Don't know this person says high school band teacher smoked
marijuana every day and didn't get caught.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
For years no wonder he loved his job.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
So much we get a couple of phone calls here. Teacher, Scandals, Hello,
rachel hello?
Speaker 15 (34:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Happened rachel what's?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
The?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Scandal yeah my.
Speaker 15 (34:32):
High school orchestra teacher in the middle of, the year
middle of, the day was walked out by two men
in suits and never to be. Seen again two men.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
In suits two not just, like police.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
But.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Suits people what were the rumors that they were walked
out by the two men? In suits that he.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Was like in, protective custody or that he had an
affair with a high.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We'll, doday yeah that would probably. DO it i like
the protective cut its. Witness, protection yeah, Thank. You rachel
let's Go to matt here in. A second we're talking about,
teacher scandals and there are, a Bunch but i'm gonna tell.
You this the thing is with, teacher scandals you find
out about it because you notice that, they're gone or
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you hear. About it if there was like your dentist had,
a scandal you wouldn't know about it because you would
just show up and, they, go yeah she didn't work,
here anymore you wouldn't hear. About it, but teachers, you
know you hear. About it, All, right matt what was your? Teacher?
Speaker 16 (35:35):
Scandal, yeah hey nice to hear it, from. You guys
so our homeroom teacher was well aware many of us
like to smoke, the pot and so he decided to
construct on the whiteboard how to properly fit together and
mechanically create your.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Own, ball okay so you guys thought this is. Pretty
funny he thought it was clever. And funny administrators did
not think it.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Was funny and we had no idea what he was
drawing until it, was done and then he showed us
how to piece it with certain. Certain materials did you, Build?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
One, MATT.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
Oh i just.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Bought one you Just, Bought.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah i'm not going. Through that teacher definitely smoked a lot.
Of weeds they not construct.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
A bong When when carson was in, HIGH school I
think i guys told. YOU this i found like homemade
gatorade bottle bongs out in. The hedges well THAT'S what,
i guess because when him and his buddies would go
downstairs and play call, of duty and they'd be down there,
for hours And then i'd hear the sliding, glass door
And then i'd find like a gatorade bottle bong out in.
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The backyard what are you, Snickering?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
At bailey this text, that says, no scandals just a.
Funny Name mister balloon was my daughter's teacher and he
had a. Latex allergy, SHUT up i have, nothing Juicy.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Mister baue, All, right kristen, Last, story christian wrap it
up with your scandal. Teacher story what do?
Speaker 6 (37:05):
You, Got, hello so my mom was a teacher at
my grade school and had an affair with the. Female principal.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Did this get out or did they make it?
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Public accidentally so they tried to get my dad in
trouble and sent tried to make it seem like he
was having affair and sent emails from the school computer
which ended up. Getting confiscated.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
They are.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Still together neither of them work at that, school anymore
but they're.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Still together this is your mom and the principal at
the school she worked, at yep and did your dad
work at that?
Speaker 6 (37:43):
School, too no he was a police officer in.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
The, town okay they just tried to throw him under.
The bus he's not even in. The, equations oh, good story.
Thank you get a couple of. Talkbacks here let's try him.
Out here these are scandalous.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Teacher, STORIES hey i had a teacher in sixth grade
show up to school after a, breakup drunk and he
stood on his desk and sang breakup songs to us
our entire class and was fired a week.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
LATER drunk i feel like teachers have a job where
they can easily call it out like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
That morning why would you? GO drunk i don't.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Think they can easily call out pretty. Short shortage now.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You CAN because i was a sub and half of.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
My family we're talking about minus give.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Me a good give me a good. Breakup song i'm
trying to, picture.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
This, everybody yeah SONG times i just.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Sing along class left me? All right that was way too,
Much fun thank you. Very much It IS. Katie lb
you never more than thirty minutes Away from kendrick and.
Scissit tickets you want. To win it's as simple as
keeping your. Radio on we're probably about fifteen to twenty
minutes away from the next chance to do that. And
win are we doing the history moment? Right, now yea? We,
Are okay It Is Black. History month Today is february,
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Twenty sixth so for the direst of, THIS week fonts
put together. Another spotlight it's.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Time to get flowers to another influential. Black artists a matter,
of fact today we're gonna do a. Black GROUP the
R And B Group. New Edition, Bobby Brown, Ralph Tresvant,
Ronnie Devaux, Michael Bivens, ricky Bell And johnny gill all
got together in the late seventies thanks to music Producer
Mare ree star giving them their first big break after
coming in second place at a. Talent show some of
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the boys were barely ten years old at, the Time
but maurice helped them record what became their. Debut Album
this Edition realized maurice was taking advantage of their funds
after returning home from their, first tour and they each
only received one dollar and eighty seven, cents apiece so
they parted Ways With, maurice starr who responded by going
on To Create new kids On. The block their second
(39:54):
studio album dominated the charts and far surpassed their. Debut
Project bobby brown eventually left the to pursue a. Solo
career this and Rumors That rob tresman was leaving the group,
as Well Made new editions, future Uncertain So johnny gill
was brought into the Group And new addition's most commercially
successful album at that point. Was, made eventually the Members
Of new addition had arguably achieved greater success with their
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own side projects than they had as, a group and
as time, went on the group started to, part Ways
With Bell biv devaux forming their. Own GROUP b et
produced a three episode mini Series Called The New edition
story that captures so much more of these guys' iconic story.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
And upbringing if you, watch it you'll see.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
The guys who Eventually became Voice to men found their
inspiration After Meeting new addition backstage at a show Looking For.
Will smith, most recently the original Members Of new edition
are still performing every. So often they Did a vegas residency.
Last year so let's give it up for legends and
arguably the blueprint for the modern. Boy band new addition
In Today's Black history, Month.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Moment uh did you work? In There Cool it now you?
Got go that was the. First, one Yeah as jenny
was TALKING and i couldn't hear The, whole yeah it
was the First, Song bobby Ricky. And MIKE if i
like the girl who cares too cool it now You
cool it, Now out i'd, play It but rich would,
call him get that song off, my radio.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
Jas check it's been a minute since we.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Did boss? Dare you? DARE you i don't. Dare, Me
no i'm not going to take the blame. FOR it
i Just say van made me. Do it and you
Know what i'm. Gonna Say, but Rich It's Black, history month.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
THAT'S true i can't.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Play it argue that and that song off my. Radio
station that song is from nineteen. Eighty four nineteen, EIGHTY
four I, got It Cool, it now one of the
greatest songs ever Recorded for Ronnie And bobby ricky And my.
Speaker 15 (41:35):
Ralph.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And ralph Kat, whe oh, phones, ringing pause there, We,
Go hello Katy Wb Dave, Ryan, show hello you're, breaking
up genuinely. Breaking. Up rich oh, really YEAH now i can? Hear, You,
(41:57):
hi rich how? ARE you i wasn't gonna take, it
off but it's, your phone Truly is oh. My god
but we all concurre, have fun have funny said half.
Fun fun we. Have fun we concurred that he did
say play. The song play? The, song yeah thank. You
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right rich SWITCHED to, T, mobile, rich please here.
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You can watch this right now. Go on YouTube and
you can see the show. The different cameras and the
lighting looks like a tea, looks like Carrie Levin in here.
Director Vaughan is running the switcher. Yes, so just you know,
don't put the camera on me. Got don't look good today.
Who would be the Rena? How do you say her
last name? Sergano? Probably because she's a no.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No, Rena is beautiful, dark hair, so I think it's Bailey.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Okay, Well, I've used to When Rena first started, she
had glasses and she was kind of awkward looking, and
then she went through this like transformation.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So I definitely connect with like old Rena like to
blow up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
My arena story was her dad was cleaning a gun
one time and shot a hole in the floor. Oh gosh, yeah,
my wife on the phone right now. Yes, indeed, okay, gotcha.
Hey what are you doing.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Moving your piles around?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Susan?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the same thing every time we talked you do
you have just get sick of it?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I literally laid in bed a lot of the night
thinking about all the stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's around the house. I would do the same.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, pilots today Dirty Clothes.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Came home from our long weekend and there literally was
twelve packages from the mail, and I'd say eight of
them were from Magic Company's Magic.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So it's the magic Tricks pile today.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You were supposed to stop buying things.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, it's seriously, it is is if I have like
an addiction that I need to see somebody for, it's
buying magic tricks. It's like I can't stop. I mean
it's it's like every day it's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Someone take your phone away.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And they send emails all the time. It's like a
drug dealer going hey, hey, hey, you want you see
anything you like? And I'm like, oh, because your sucker.
That's why they keep reaching out to you, because you
keep buying.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Did you buy a mini pottery Studio Deluxe?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I did for the girls. Yeah, for the girls. It's
a little Potter's wheel and it comes with little clay
things and you you do like a little Potter's wheel.
It's for the girls. They're two and four. They're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just backed up.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Can I talk about a couple of things?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Number one, there's two things I want to talk about.
Number one Josie. Number two, why I never want to
see you again.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Let's start with you get that one.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, it's true. No, we are going to talk about
that one. You know exactly what we're going to talk about,
and yes we will.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I want to know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Let's talk about Josie first, our dog, Josie. She's my girl,
she's my buddy, little labradoodle about the size of a cat.
She turned sixteen on Sunday, and we were thinking about
having like people over, like a little dog party in
the driveway, and like having the neighbors come by, and
you know, don't bring presents, but we can go down
to one of those dog treat shops like Fido's Pantry
(02:52):
or something like that local business chan happening and then
buy some little dog cookies and give them out and
sing happy birthday to Josie. Jenny, would you come over
if you got something to do? You can bring some
of your dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I would totally come to that a dog birthday party there,
But what if I don't have a dog to bring.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
If you don't have a dog to bring, then I
mean you do have dogs to bring, though you can
steal one, yes, okay, then FA's got a dog or two.
Maybe Foulon can come over. Bailey does not, but you
can bring I don't know, bring trip. He's a dog
dog that's not a shot a trip. Bring him up
and then Von you can come to nothing. Should we
(03:29):
do a little dog party on Sunday?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I could potentially come to a dog party, depending on
if it's you know, midday to afternoon date to afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Should we do it, Susan?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Potentially?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I mean I was gonna do something already.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Now we've got forty people coming.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, okay, we can invite the neighbors up and down
our street to bring their dogs by a little, you know,
little birthday party. Here's the thing that I really need
to talk about, though.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I got got time for you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now. This is not this is not vulgar, but it's
kind of gross. It's not vulgar in any way. Ingrown hairy.
Susan has an ingrown hair.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm sorry, Susan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And it is in a sensitive area, and it's gotten
worse and worse and worse. And so former boy scout
trained in first aid, but certainly not surgery. I am
not making this up when I tell you I was
the doctor last night. She was the patient. I literally
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had a boy scout headlamp on my head. Am I lying?
Susan had a boy scout headlamp on my head, a
safety pin, rubbing alcohol, cotton balls and tweezers trying to
perform surgery.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Did you exfoliate?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Absolutely not not exfoliateantiz yeah, oh yeah, local fail. Well
I didn't. I was not able to extract the ingrown
hair because if you look at a diagram of an
ingrown hair, it grows up towards the skin, then back
in curly cues underneath the skin and forms a giant thing.
(05:16):
So you were unsuccessful at surgery. I was unsuccessful at surgery.
But I was there like a guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, I was all.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Up in there.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You didn't break the skink? Okay, good, because I was
going to say, you kind of have to the.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Skin, and there was there was. It was bleeding. But
I was not able to use the safety pin to
try to find a curl in the hair and pull
it out. And then she yelped in pain her I
can't imagine, yep, so sure do. I'm just I wouldn't
want a birthday party if I was Josie.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
If this is what you guys do, on your regular
Monday or Tuesday afternoons.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Trust I didn't want to do it. I didn't want
to do it. I did it because I thought that
I could and I thought I would help. This is
kind of what you do for your partner. Yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
For me.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Absolutely, he absolutely would do it for you. Yeah, I
don't know about an ingrown hair. Alyssa loves popping pimples.
She's weird like that, Like she'll see one and she'd
be like, let me get it, let me get it,
like leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
See, we would never do that. But I mean she
couldn't really get to this herself. Did you try to
get to it yourself?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I did, and I made it worse because I couldn't see.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I was just hoping to get something.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
M mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
But it's in a position and you try to like
lift a leg here, lift another one there, and you're like, yeah,
this is just.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Not going to work for me, and you know it's
going to be like six weeks before you can get
into a dermatology.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's the problem. Yeah, And that's the thing is, like,
that's why I did the self surgery. If you just
joined as Susan and an ingrown hair. So I was
trying to do and it was her idea, yeah, to
do the surgery on it. And it was unsuccessful and
after a quite a bit of blood and a lot
of pain, I finally gave up on the surgery.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
See, I think you need to start exfoliating that spot
and then exfoliate for a few days before you try again.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Trust me, I have it now a wreck.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So I like sugar scrub that is the size of
a sockball. Now, oh no, I'll be the size of
a marble.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
All right, hey we gotta go. We gotta give away
Kendrick Lamar tickets.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Okay, Yeah, wasn't that great? Guys, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, we love it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah. Well, I think it's one of those things, is
like we try to be real on the show. And
I think that people do you do things like this
for your partner, And Jenny and Andrew would do it.
I think anybody who's in a marriage, it's like, well, okay,
will you do this? Well, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Yeah,
you're better than me.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I came into this conversation thinking we were going to
talk about a dog birthday party for a hot second,
and then it turned into detailed explanation of extracting an
ingrown hair.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
And I was ready to flame you because you know,
I think dog birthday parties are dome.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So that's another discussion we are running. Thanks, have a
good day.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why would you do that for your partner? Send me
a text and let me know, or use the talkback feature.
We want to use the talkback feature more. Go on
the iHeartRadio app, tap that red microphone butt and tell
me about the surgery you did on your partner, because
I guarantee you there's somebody listening right now. Who's going yep,
I've done it.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Here's the Dave Ryan.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Show on the radio on the iHeart Radio app and
blatch on YouTube TV from.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
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Speaker 2 (08:32):
Wow, I wonder what those DJs look like. Let's go
to YouTube and then search Dave Ryan Tube no click off,
click off. Well, actually you know what, these three are
actually very attractive. It's me that the whole is on
the radio. It's Katie w B one hour commercial free
(08:52):
back to the little self surgery thing. A little while ago,
I was talking this is a true story. My wife
Susan is like she's had an ingrown hair in a
certain area for like a couple of weeks or whatever,
and she's tried to whatever. And ingrown hairs are literally
what you think. They try to grow to the surface,
then they come back inside the skin and they curl
up and they can be like four inches long. Yeah,
and they can bundle up inside there like a ball
(09:14):
of twine underneath your skin. So she's like, well, you
get in there, and will you try? So I tried
and there was no luck. So I said, I am
not the only one who has tried self surgery. Would
you do that for your partner?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would never, in a million years help my partner
do that. I would vomit everywhere and probably never be
able to look at him the same way.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Now, See, I don't. To me, it was like it
didn't phaze me, and I think because we've known each
other for so long, I don't care. Did I enjoy
doing it? Absolutely not. Here's another one, a text message
at katiewb one. I used to do it with my
husband I was married. I'd do it for my current
partner as well if he needed me to. Here's another one.
We've done that head lamp at all because I had
a boy scout headlamp on so I could see everything.
(10:03):
The headlamp actually stays in our nights stand so I
can pluck his nose hairs so she can.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Plus, I can't imagine getting my nose hair is plucked to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Just get one of those like things that.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You shove up. Not kidding you seriously go down and
get a Phillips juju thing, yeah, to stick it in
the stick it in your nose. They sow them down
a wallgreens.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
They pluck it out, and then you're sneezing and your
nose is running from one plucking out of the nose hair.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
There's a lot of people who have done the same thing,
So thanks for all the tips on that. We appreciate it.
It is one hour commercial free on the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show where you're never more than thirty
minutes away from Kendrick and Sissy. Tickets. Keep listening to
win on KDWB. Let's find out what Bailey's doing, what's
(10:50):
on your mind.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I'm taking us to Petty Corner today and I'm asking
this question, who was your arch nemesis growing up? Because
mine keeps popping up on my Instagram feed, and it
doesn't have to be like, you know, a solid arch nemesis,
like you're Superman and there Lex Luthor. This can be
a petty arch nemesis because.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That really is our life? Really that hard? Probably not?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I have two. First, as Hannah in high school, she
got all of the leads in every single play, and
she was really pretty, and her dad worked for Lays,
so they always had the best chips at the cast parties.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, Bailey, generic scale chips.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I never had people at my house, but Hannah had
people at her house all the time in the basement
for cast parties, and it's just not fair.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So she was my arch nemesis in high school.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
And then in college, this girl named Chloe was my
arch nemesis because she was on the speech team at
GUS Davis and she was really good and she won
everything and everyone was so obsessed with her. And now
she's a semi successful comedian, so I see her everywhere
she lives in like New York City.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
She like bikes around, makes jokes.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
And all jokes are kind of salacious, and people love
her and I'm like, God, Chloe, why do you always
win everything?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I didn't really have those are mimesis. I mean, there's
a couple of people who bullied me that I go
back and look at him now, And I actually commented
on one because he looks like he lives a really
trashy life, like a lifelong smoker. Oh so I was
such a jerk. And he took a picture of him
smoking in his backyard and I wrote nice house, which
it obviously wasn't a nice house. It was like just
(12:30):
one step shy of like a cave.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So they were like a bully to you. But like
I'm thinking of someone.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That you I don't really have anything you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Have, like someone that you are jealous of and they
always won.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Before you and you're like mad about it. So they're
your nemesis.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Billy Deverell Is he's the one who made fun of
my Kmart shoes by pointing out that they weren't Adidas,
and he knew they weren't Adidas, and he said, hey, David,
are those Adidas? And he knew damn well they were
from Kmart. And I felt embarrassed because he was the
rich from the rich part of town. But he's also
now like the head of surgery in Denver or something,
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Now, God, you've brought that name up a handful of times.
You really are I can tell, Jenny, did you have
an arch nemesis?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You know, I'm trying to think really hard. I really
don't think I did either. Besides, like in my kickball years,
we always had a team that was like our arch
nemesis team, and our rivals will.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Tell us about them.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean, they were just so good and they were
younger than us, so I felt like they thought that
we were like the old kids in the kickball league
and stuff, but we were like, yeah, but we win
championships and clearly we're not, like not talented. So I
think that that team was our arch nemesis. But the
thing is is like you're competitive on the field, and
then you're drinking at the bar with them next like
an hour later.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So I didn't hate anyone.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But there definitely were like particular people that I was like,
you're no fun.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Huh. I've noticed that like arch nemeses or whatever, it's
kind of like created in your brain in general, it's
not necessarily a real life thing.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Vaughan, do you have.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Any I was somebody's arch niemma sees so in college.
I was literally everything. I was the program director, which
was like with our boss Riches, and I did the
morning show and I did all these things. So I
was kind of a no at all and I was
a bit cocky. And there was this one kid. His
name is Mark Hammond. He's not even a kid. He
was a thirty late thirties per man in college doing
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his undergrad So we used to just laugh at him
a lot, like, dude, like when you're gonna finally get
a career and like be an adult, because he would
try to do like the things that we were all doing.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
He just didn't like me, but everybody hated the fact
that they couldn't not like me because I knew how
to do everything. And Mark Hammond hated me so bad
he wrote a seven page note telling me how much
he didn't like me. There were memes in it, and
I was like, you wrote me a hate note with memes, dude,
like what's up with you? And he just used to
tell other students, I know that von dude at the
(14:51):
radio station, he's no good. So then when I would
interview people like to work at the radio station, they'd
be like, oh, you're not that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And I'd be like, what are you talking about? And
they were like all this R.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Camon kids said that you were trash and that you
sucked and that you shouldn't I shouldn't join the radio station.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So you were the nemesis to Mark for.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Sure, probably part of his evil villain origin story. Probably
we got a.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Lot of text messages that of people who also have
arch nemeses also leave at texture also a talkback Yeah,
he was a thirty second talkback.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Open up the talkback feature in the iHeart app that
read microphone and tell us about your arch nemesis. She
got thirty seconds on the talkback feature.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
This one says, Oh my god, Bailey, my high school
nemesis was also named Hannah. She was always one step
ahead and so pretty and so nice. What a wench
a winch. This person says, My mine's name was Julia.
My aunt and uncle became best friends with her family,
knowing the hell she put me through. My mom had
to hold me back when they showed up at my
grandpa's funeral. Oh that sounds juicy, Oh my gosh. Or
(15:49):
somebody says, just unfriend them or unfollow them and don't
let them live rent free in your head anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Were you My question is were you friends with the
Hannah was the one that was in all the plays
and had the lives. So were you friends with her
because you were hanging out with her?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Well not necessarily, she was just in theater, so like
you kind of just hung out with the people who
were in theater. And the only time I was ever
at her house was for like a theater.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Party when everybody was when everyone was there. Yeah, and
she had really good chips because what denverg.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, and so jealous of that.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I love it. Did you have a nemesis? And if
you didn't, then you are the nemesis. You were never
more than thirty minutes away from Kendrick Lamar tickets and
says a ticket, So if you leave, you might blow
your chance. So make sure you stay here, probably another
ten minutes or so. We'll give you another keyword to
win those tickets on KDWB. Stay where you are gan
(16:42):
show one on one point three kd WB. Tory spelling
is basically responding to backlash because her son gave her
a full body massage. How this even became public information?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
I have no eye but he said, he's like, oh
my god, people are going to freak out.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I said, why, Like it's a cute photo. Everyone knows
it's not real. Clearly we are not at home.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I'm not making him do chores, Like, clearly, I'm at
a massage place.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, I don't want to. I don't know. I'm not
sure how this story broke, but I don't think that
anybody would want to give their mom a full body massage.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Yeahs no, don't think shows so many interviews where people
there's public information, then they get mad that we bully them,
but nobody asks, like Benny Blanco takes showers like twice
a week.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Where did that come up in an interview so often
you shower, dude. Jimmy Kimmel is giving a conan a
weird tip for hosting the Academy Awards. Here is Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
You said, I will give you some tips along with
my wife Molly, who has produced the show. And I said, yeah,
yarn tips like I would never be so. I would
not give you tips on on jokes or any of
that stuff. I would never do anything like that. But
I did have some kind of old man tips like
try to sit down during the show show, which is one.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Of my tips.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Jimmy is obsessed with sitting down, and his tips kept
going back to try and sit down.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
What are you, Franklin Roosevelt, I mean, okay. Millie Bobby
Brown from Stranger Things says she is open to playing
Britney Spears in a movie.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I am, you know, in full supple of her bringing
her story to life how she wants to and how
she wants to. Absolutely, I mean I would not want that,
you know. I don't want somebody to bring it to
life in the most beautiful way, So I can you
know I would always be open someone.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Is it going to beautiful though, because I don't feel
like the story is going to be that great unless
we're only focusing on her high points in her pop career.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, that would be kind of dull and predictable. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
And also I did see a side by side yesterday
of her and Brittany when she was younger, and honestly,
Millie kind of looks like Brittany when she's blonde and
the answert and outfits, and I'm just like, there was
like a bunch of pictures put together and I was like, Wow,
they actually do kind of look.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Like I can see that, Yeah, totally, because I know.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
On that shortlist was also Sidney Sweeney from Euphoria and
Sabrina Carpenter, but Bobby Brown in it.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now we'll see Sabrina so short though.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I feel like of all of those three Millibobby Brown
probably has the strongest acting of say the same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
He's probably the best actor of all of them. Sabrina
Carpenter was on Disney for a while.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh, she's on Disney.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You ever listened to the laugh tracks on Disney? It
is the most annoying. It's like they can turn around
and raise an eyebrow and the audience will howl with laughter,
and it's like, guess, isn't he I mean, I guess,
I guess that's funny when you're eight years old. But
all right, and other things here. Maybe you saw this.
It's kind of frightening. A Southwest Airlines jet in Chicago
(19:49):
is coming in for landing and somebody is You know,
there's people that love watching airplanes land, so they'll go
to the airport and they'll get it on their phone
and they watch planes takeoff and land all the time.
People do this and they're video in this Southwest Airlines
jets coming in for landing. Lower lower, lower, lower, lower,
touches down on the runway and then takes off again
immediately because several thousand feet ahead of it on the runway,
(20:12):
a private jet crossed the runway without permission. They did
not get clearance from the tower because before you cross
a runway, yeah, you gotta get clearance.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Are there people in the tower right now?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It wasn't the tower's fault. I can almost promise you
it wasn't the tower's fault because the tower probably said, hey,
hold short of runway six or whatever. Yeah, and then
they didn't because you know they But the good thing
was the Southwest crew was looking out the window. Here's
a little.
Speaker 12 (20:40):
Clip about twenty five zero four going around.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Five zero four Rogers.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's I mean pain three thousand.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Start uself with twenty five zero four.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
How that happened?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I couldn't understand it. We're that way around. If you're
ever landing in an airplane and you're about to touch
down and then they like floor it and then climb
up and go around, people get scared. It can be
as simple as like a year was on the runway,
so don't panic. They'll just go up and they'll turn around,
or you'll crash and burn. To me, he's just saying
(21:15):
it's the coin toss guys, exactly. Katy Perry is kicking
off the Lifetimes tour in two months. However, she is
playing two half empty arenas. It appears that demands for
this tour is fall of the lackluster arrival of her
one forty three album, a debut in the top ten
of the charts and then dropped off just three weeks later.
(21:36):
A little more than one hundred thousand copies of her
album have sold seats to this tour when on sale
about four weeks ago. Yet Katy Perry stopped in Minneapolis
sold only thirty percent of the available tickets. When was
she here? Does anybody remember when she was here?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I feel like she isn't Her tour just started.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I know Tony goes to Tony that we have on
our show all the time, goes to all of her concerts.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Let me text him, I'd be like one was Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Least while you're doing that. They say that Raleigh, North
Carolina is only marginally better. Ticket sales were also lagging
in Denver. Her tour remains popular in large cities like
LA and New York, but this would have been unthinkable
a decade ago, when Katy Perry was like the world's
pop princess. But now, I don't know, I don't know
why there's been such backlash. People are say it's because
she used doctor Luke and she was very condescending and
(22:26):
sexist on American Idol. I don't know. Yeah, I just
think maybe her act got kind of tired. Well, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
We were just talking, you and I Dave were just
talking about like there's so many people, so many acts
that are coming through and playing at the Excel when
we're like they could fill the Excel, And I think
some of it is like a little bit of pride
where she's like, oh, well, I'm going to go on
this giant stadium tour. Well yeah, Katy Perry ten years
ago could go on a giant stadium tour. But girl,
you're a little de lulu if you think you're going
(22:54):
to sell out an entire stadium again.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, yeah, big Time Rush is coming to the Excel
Energy Center, and I was like, I'd a surprise by that.
I mean, good for them really, But yeah, Big Time
Rush Excel, That's what I'm saying. You're surprised by that, Yeah,
prize that they're playing such a big arena because and
they do have things that like Excel and Target Center. Well,
they'll curtain off the top part of the bowl, or
they'll curtain off literally half of the bowl so it
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doesn't look like it's half empty.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I think Big Time Rush is nowhere near where the
Jonas brothers are in terms of love fandom, right, not
at all. But I do think that there's a corner
of the world that they are big time rushers. I
don't mean that like ironically, but yes, I do think
they'll go crazy for BTR.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Tony Kay Perry was here last in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, okay, someone texted in she'll be here May thirteenth. Yeah,
she doesn't mean it's's coming here.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay. So they said they've only sold thirty percent of
the tickets, but they still get a ways to sell them.
But let's be honest, most of the ticket sales are
right up front. They're not like through the rest of
the months. All right, that is the dirty It's brought
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ON katiewb stay here if you want to. Win i'm
gonna read an email, here which IS i thought was
really interesting because we've, ALL i don't know everybody listening
went to, school but most people don't have a story like.
This one random, question she, says have you ever found
(24:27):
out a salacious fact about a teacher or former teacher
that you? HAD i can think of. TWO i had
a college professor who had a small part in a
gay porn movie before he became a, teacher and he
told all of the students right off the bat to
beginning of the. SEMESTER i assume he figured it was
better to be open about it, before but he found
out and made a big. Deal and he was an awesome,
(24:48):
professor a very wise person because rather than try to
keep it hidden in, secret you just tell. People you,
know back WHEN i was twenty, TWO i did this
and now already knows.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
How many people are going to see. That that's all
it takes us. ONE i guess that's, true BUT i
just am, like was he super famous for? That so
it's like really out there circulating because there's a lot
of things out there circulating That i'd be like surprised
that you could find.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That but if one person saw it and they came
into the class, like, yeah Mister, jacobson look at, this
and then it'd be like a big? Scandal is this you?
Right here's another one scandalous teacher. Story and the reason
we bring this up is BECAUSE i thought it was.
Interesting we love, teachers so many teachers listening to the,
show but they're also. Human in middle, SCHOOL i had
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a teacher who ended up quitting at the end of
the year and started dating a former student who had
just graduated from high school that same. Year the teacher
was in their late. TWENTIES a ten year age gap
isn't too bad when you're, older but that scenario was pretty.
Scared ye as long as they were, eighteen and it
was within the realm of the, LAW i, guess but
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it was a little bit. Scandalous they quit at the
end of the year because they were dating a students
makes do you have any scandalous stories about a. Teacher,
again we're not here to rip on. Teachers we love.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
TEACHERS i love.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
TEACHERS i think one of the highest percentages of listeners
on the show is, teachers followed by. Doctor i've followed my.
Nurses so do you have any scandalous teacher? Stories if you,
do send me a text or call me A ktbb
or a six' five to one nine EIGHT, nine kdbb
or use the talkback feature about your? Scandalis teacher anybody?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
HAVE one i can, Think like I'm not it's not
like a scandalous, story SPECIFICALLY but i have a lot
of friends who, are teachers and just knowing like my
friends as people and having them be teachers is such
like a weird like does not, compute Thing because i'll
know for, a, Fact, like oh you went out and
got like, super drunk and then the next.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Day you had to go.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
To school there, YOU know i know you were hungover
at school, That day and then it just makes, ME
think i wonder how many of my teachers were HUNGOVER
while i was going to school and like showed up
one day and THEY'RE like i have, a Headache and i'll, be,
like oh poor so and so has a.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Headache today, i'm, LIKE.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah i think teachers are just like your coworkers and.
Your neighbors they've all got their little secrets that they hide.
Very well what do you know about? Your teachers let's keep,
it like, you know not. Too disgusting, for example my
junior high art teacher Was. IN playboy i mean. IT'S
possible i think every school had a rumor that some
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teacher Was in playboy at. One point here's one female
gym teacher apparently had a. Meth house we all didn't
find out until.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Years later oh, MY god i got a.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Meth, house well you would think a gym teacher would be.
Very healthy you, would, think uh years after graduating. High
school this is a text MESSAGE at. Katwb one you
can also call us and use the. Talkback teacher one
of our science teachers was found Answering to craigslist ad for.
Some loving the ONLY reason i know is because one
of my friends posted the ad describing herself without, a
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picture and he responded with the picture of her cell
of himself wearing a sweatshirt from our. High school, oh.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
No shame in that.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Big deal it was just a horny teacher On.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Craig list just a horny Teacher.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
On craiglist it happened.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That TEXTAS when i was in, high school we had
a teacher who was caught drinking on the Job with
bailey's in.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
His, coffee ooh that's kind. Of scandalous it, is scandalous,
All right if you, got one then let. Me, know
uh send me a text or call me sixt' five
one nine eight NINE kdw.
Speaker 14 (28:26):
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Speaker 2 (28:42):
Day, supply okay let's try this text message and see
whether it's too scandalous. Or not, You ready? I'm, ready
okay here. We go that's actually this is a talkback
of the talkback feature on the. iHeartRadio app i have
a teacher in middle school who.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
Everyone knew that he had an affair with another teacher
in the broom closet where they kept all the.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Cleaning supplies and he was still with. His, wife yeah
nothing came.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Of it he didn't.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Get fired the other teacher didn't, get fired but.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It happened oh, My, gosh wow you should play the
one below.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
That too here we go another.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
Talk back my son just found out this week that
his gym teacher was arrested when he was twenty one
for growing marijuana Over in hudson and did some jail
time for it, though.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah he was only growing. Some weed this text.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Is Hilarious my minnesota outdoors teacher always talked about how
he got Onto, the bachelor but he wasn't successful or
selected because he had too much student, Loan debt and
he always brought, it up, You, GUYS yeah i got
picked For the, bachelor ones but they couldn't pick me because.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Like he was.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
On it but then they didn't like move him forward
after the. First, meeting yeah Is what.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I'm for it just says that he got Onto the
bachelor but wasn't selected because he had too much student.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Loan debt, oh really, All right we've got people on the.
Phone here this is somebody wrote in and, they said
does anybody else have a scandalous? Teacher story and they
give a couple of stories about, you know one of
their college professors had, done porn so they brought it
up in class so nobody would be like married, A
second i found this. Scandalous thing and then another one
was somebody who was dating a, former student and then
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they had. To, quit amy give me your. Teacher scandal by,
THE way i will again disclaimer this by saying we.
Love teachers we are not saying anything negative, about teachers
only that teachers are. Human. Too amy what's?
Speaker 12 (30:33):
Your, story, Hi guys so this didn't HAPPEN when i
was in, high SCHOOL but i later found out that
a teacher who gave everybody the creep was later arrested
and fired because he was watching childborn while.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Teaching.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
CLASS nothing i want to keep these. NOT disgusting i don't,
blame YOU but i mean watching class that's kind. Of
funny the other thing is not so many. So funny,
but Yeah but i'm glad you. Called in have a. Good,
day okay he's like screen out anything salaciously awful. AND
(31:13):
ugly i know it Was, Child, OKAY yeah. I gotcha, Next,
One morgan, Good. Morning, Morgan, yea.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Hi just so nice to talk.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
To.
Speaker 12 (31:26):
You YEAH so i had a teacher who.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Was our, drama teacher and he would write plays for
us to like not, cost money but they were like really.
Weird plays so like one of them was a like
an alcoholic woman who who summoned a demon to like
kill her.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Ex husband like that was a school play, we.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Did okay and.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Then another one he wrote it Was CALLED oh i forgot.
It unattainable it was called unattainable and he put the
the student he was dating as.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The lead he.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Was he, was, like yeah not, doing great and then
he tried to date another student after she. Had graduated
it was really it was.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Teachers are like anybody there's most of them, Are awesome they're,
all human and then a tiny percentage, are disgusting.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Just.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Like DJs DJs are most of them, are okay, they're
human and a tiny percentage. Are disgusting, all right, Thank.
You morgan oh you're on. The phone you got, One.
More lisa we're talking about. Teacher scandals what do, You?
Got Lisa, UH so i.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
Grew up probably about three hours Away, from minneapolis AND after,
i graduated like the DAY after i Moved, to MINNEAPOLIS
and i, Was like i'm going to live my LIFE
and i.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Had a little bit of a, wild PAST and i.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Used to dance at a nightclub in.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
The city and ONE thing i never thought IS that
i would run.
Speaker 10 (32:54):
Into ANYBODY that i need from my HOMETOWN because i
was so. Far away, ONE night i was on this
age doing, my SET and i look up at these
two GUYS and i, Was, like hey don't take this the,
wrong way but you look like A teacher i used
to have in. High school and, they're like because we
were your teachers in the. High school, name there.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You danced for your. Former, teachers yes neked in front
of your. FORMER teachers i.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Was completely, you know in front, of THEM and i
freaked OUT and i grabbed all my STUFF when i.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Ran OFF if i was i'd run, Off too i'd, Be,
like lisa. Good call thanks for calling in to former.
Teachers scandals what scandal did you know to keep? It
legal nothing, Too disgusting something funny like that one dancing
in front of, your teachers or the teacher that got
busted for girl.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
And WEED this Texta has my sister's professor got fired
for selling pyramids scheme stuff, to students got. To, Students, wow,
like hey, beauty, boss babe you want to. Buy something
this ONE says i had a bus driver yell at
us and no one would answer her while we were,
pulled over so she made us put the windows up
and she cranked the heat up on a hot day
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so everyone would sit.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
In, silence, oh hello do you get fired for something?
LIKE that i.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Don't know this person says high school band teacher smoked
marijuana every day and didn't get caught.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
For years no wonder he loved his job.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
So much we get a couple of phone calls here. Teacher, Scandals, Hello,
rachel hello?
Speaker 15 (34:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Happened rachel what's?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
The?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Scandal yeah my.
Speaker 15 (34:32):
High school orchestra teacher in the middle of, the year
middle of, the day was walked out by two men
in suits and never to be. Seen again two men.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
In suits two not just, like police.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
But.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Suits people what were the rumors that they were walked
out by the two men? In suits that he.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Was like in, protective custody or that he had an
affair with a high.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We'll, doday yeah that would probably. DO it i like
the protective cut its. Witness, protection yeah, Thank. You rachel
let's Go to matt here in. A second we're talking about,
teacher scandals and there are, a Bunch but i'm gonna tell.
You this the thing is with, teacher scandals you find
out about it because you notice that, they're gone or
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you hear. About it if there was like your dentist had,
a scandal you wouldn't know about it because you would
just show up and, they, go yeah she didn't work,
here anymore you wouldn't hear. About it, but teachers, you
know you hear. About it, All, right matt what was your? Teacher?
Speaker 16 (35:35):
Scandal, yeah hey nice to hear it, from. You guys
so our homeroom teacher was well aware many of us
like to smoke, the pot and so he decided to
construct on the whiteboard how to properly fit together and
mechanically create your.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Own, ball okay so you guys thought this is. Pretty
funny he thought it was clever. And funny administrators did
not think it.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Was funny and we had no idea what he was
drawing until it, was done and then he showed us
how to piece it with certain. Certain materials did you, Build?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
One, MATT.
Speaker 16 (36:15):
Oh i just.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Bought one you Just, Bought.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah i'm not going. Through that teacher definitely smoked a lot.
Of weeds they not construct.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
A bong When when carson was in, HIGH school I
think i guys told. YOU this i found like homemade
gatorade bottle bongs out in. The hedges well THAT'S what,
i guess because when him and his buddies would go
downstairs and play call, of duty and they'd be down there,
for hours And then i'd hear the sliding, glass door
And then i'd find like a gatorade bottle bong out in.
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The backyard what are you, Snickering?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
At bailey this text, that says, no scandals just a.
Funny Name mister balloon was my daughter's teacher and he
had a. Latex allergy, SHUT up i have, nothing Juicy.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Mister baue, All, right kristen, Last, story christian wrap it
up with your scandal. Teacher story what do?
Speaker 6 (37:05):
You, Got, hello so my mom was a teacher at
my grade school and had an affair with the. Female principal.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Did this get out or did they make it?
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Public accidentally so they tried to get my dad in
trouble and sent tried to make it seem like he
was having affair and sent emails from the school computer
which ended up. Getting confiscated.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
They are.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Still together neither of them work at that, school anymore
but they're.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Still together this is your mom and the principal at
the school she worked, at yep and did your dad
work at that?
Speaker 6 (37:43):
School, too no he was a police officer in.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
The, town okay they just tried to throw him under.
The bus he's not even in. The, equations oh, good story.
Thank you get a couple of. Talkbacks here let's try him.
Out here these are scandalous.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
Teacher, STORIES hey i had a teacher in sixth grade
show up to school after a, breakup drunk and he
stood on his desk and sang breakup songs to us
our entire class and was fired a week.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
LATER drunk i feel like teachers have a job where
they can easily call it out like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
That morning why would you? GO drunk i don't.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Think they can easily call out pretty. Short shortage now.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You CAN because i was a sub and half of.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
My family we're talking about minus give.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Me a good give me a good. Breakup song i'm
trying to, picture.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
This, everybody yeah SONG times i just.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Sing along class left me? All right that was way too,
Much fun thank you. Very much It IS. Katie lb
you never more than thirty minutes Away from kendrick and.
Scissit tickets you want. To win it's as simple as
keeping your. Radio on we're probably about fifteen to twenty
minutes away from the next chance to do that. And
win are we doing the history moment? Right, now yea? We,
Are okay It Is Black. History month Today is february,
(39:07):
Twenty sixth so for the direst of, THIS week fonts
put together. Another spotlight it's.
Speaker 7 (39:12):
Time to get flowers to another influential. Black artists a matter,
of fact today we're gonna do a. Black GROUP the
R And B Group. New Edition, Bobby Brown, Ralph Tresvant,
Ronnie Devaux, Michael Bivens, ricky Bell And johnny gill all
got together in the late seventies thanks to music Producer
Mare ree star giving them their first big break after
coming in second place at a. Talent show some of
(39:32):
the boys were barely ten years old at, the Time
but maurice helped them record what became their. Debut Album
this Edition realized maurice was taking advantage of their funds
after returning home from their, first tour and they each
only received one dollar and eighty seven, cents apiece so
they parted Ways With, maurice starr who responded by going
on To Create new kids On. The block their second
(39:54):
studio album dominated the charts and far surpassed their. Debut
Project bobby brown eventually left the to pursue a. Solo
career this and Rumors That rob tresman was leaving the group,
as Well Made new editions, future Uncertain So johnny gill
was brought into the Group And new addition's most commercially
successful album at that point. Was, made eventually the Members
Of new addition had arguably achieved greater success with their
(40:14):
own side projects than they had as, a group and
as time, went on the group started to, part Ways
With Bell biv devaux forming their. Own GROUP b et
produced a three episode mini Series Called The New edition
story that captures so much more of these guys' iconic story.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
And upbringing if you, watch it you'll see.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
The guys who Eventually became Voice to men found their
inspiration After Meeting new addition backstage at a show Looking For.
Will smith, most recently the original Members Of new edition
are still performing every. So often they Did a vegas residency.
Last year so let's give it up for legends and
arguably the blueprint for the modern. Boy band new addition
In Today's Black history, Month.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Moment uh did you work? In There Cool it now you?
Got go that was the. First, one Yeah as jenny
was TALKING and i couldn't hear The, whole yeah it
was the First, Song bobby Ricky. And MIKE if i
like the girl who cares too cool it now You
cool it, Now out i'd, play It but rich would,
call him get that song off, my radio.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
Jas check it's been a minute since we.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Did boss? Dare you? DARE you i don't. Dare, Me
no i'm not going to take the blame. FOR it
i Just say van made me. Do it and you
Know what i'm. Gonna Say, but Rich It's Black, history month.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
THAT'S true i can't.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Play it argue that and that song off my. Radio
station that song is from nineteen. Eighty four nineteen, EIGHTY
four I, got It Cool, it now one of the
greatest songs ever Recorded for Ronnie And bobby ricky And my.
Speaker 15 (41:35):
Ralph.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And ralph Kat, whe oh, phones, ringing pause there, We,
Go hello Katy Wb Dave, Ryan, show hello you're, breaking
up genuinely. Breaking. Up rich oh, really YEAH now i can? Hear, You,
(41:57):
hi rich how? ARE you i wasn't gonna take, it
off but it's, your phone Truly is oh. My god
but we all concurre, have fun have funny said half.
Fun fun we. Have fun we concurred that he did
say play. The song play? The, song yeah thank. You
(42:18):
right rich SWITCHED to, T, mobile, rich please here.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
We go
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