7am Hour - Funny Thing Is...

We play Am I Close? with listeners, follow up with Hot Box Hannah, War of the Roses, and more!

Episode Transcript

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Yesterday around this time on KATIEWB.You might remember the story of a woman
that we called hot box Hannah.And basically, Hannah was driving through her
neighborhood or her old neighborhood, itdoesn't really matter, but out of nowhere
coincidence, and it could have happenedin anywhere in town. It could have
happened in Plymouth, it could havehappened in Maple Grove, but it happened
to be where she was driving.She saw her old college boyfriend, the

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one that got away, walking towardher on the sidewalk. While she's driving.
She's like, oh my god,that Zach. She waves, He
looks at her, waves. Sheslows down to stop, and then she
realized she can't stop because she hadbeen farting in her car for an hour
gassy, so she couldn't stop,rolled down the window. She couldn't let

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him in the car, because that'swhat you would do. You see her
old plane, You're like, ohmy god, you know, at least
stop and say hi, yeah,yeah, And so she's like, uh,
I drove by, and he waskind of confused, And I drove
by, and I drove around theblock with my windows down. Then I
went back looking for him and hewas gone. So we said, okay,
well, maybe if Zach is listeningto the show, or maybe somebody

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will recognize this story and say,oh, I know that Zach or Zach
told me that story or whatever,and we said, Zach can then maybe
find you on Instagram. What's yourname? It's your name, and then
DM you. So guess who's onthe phone right now. It's hot Box
Hannah. Welcome back. Hi guys. I hope that name caught on at
work. Did anybody call you hotbox Hannah down at work? Yes,

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I'm well, my friends call methat. I'm never gonna get away from
the nickname you guys. Yeah,hot Box Hannah, You're welcome. So
did you hear give me some goodnews? Did you hear from Zach?
Why? Wow? So he did? How did he did he hear about
it? Or did his friends hearabout it or what happened? No,
he also listens to the show,so he like, I saw this message

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that was like hey, hot boxHannah, and yeah, it was like
I can't believe he yeah found meand message me. So yeah, he
like we exchanged phone numbers and welike talked on the phone just to catch
up, and uh, we're actuallywe're gonna meet in person at a brewery

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this weekend. Okay, I'm justworried that we're gonna say you talked on
the phone and he's married or thespark wasn't there or something like that.
But apparently he's single and is goingto meet you this weekend. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know ifit's like, you know, it's a
deep but like we both talked aboutit, neither of us are, you
know, in relationships, and youknow, it's nothing else. It's going

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to be fun to catch up andI don't know that's you know what,
that's great, you know what,And even if it doesn't turn into anything,
it's still that's fun. And youknow what, if you're single and
he's single, think about one day, Hannah, if you have kids and
you're telling your kids like how didyou and dad get together? And you're
like, well, let me tellyou. I think it might be sometimes,

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Hannah. Good luck and thanks forgood Thanks for letting us talk to
you. We appreciate it. Yeah, thanks guys, thanks for the nickname.
Do you do you think that likethere was a purpose, like the
universe put Hannah and Zach together.So she's driving through this neighborhood that she's

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drives through all the time and thenhasn't seen this guy since college, and
there he is. This is abig world and there's Zach Yah. Do
you think that the universe put themin front of each other for a reason
or was it just a coincidence?Do you believe in stuff like that?
I do. I think that itit was the universe. I just think
that some things, yeah, likeit happens by chance and whatever. But

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I do believe like certain things likethat, that's the universe being like you
should be together. I think that'skind of true. I you know,
I've always found it interesting about love. It's like, there's so many people
that we meet every single day,and most of them we like, you
know, we're polite with, andsome we like a little bit more.
But isn't it interesting how once ina while we find that one person that
we can finish their sentences and sometimesyou know right away, and sometimes it

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takes a little while. It's justlike, love is really cool how it
works that way. It's cool becauseif you love them and then they love
you back, why odds? Imean, seriously, what are the odds?
It's like two people find each otherand sometimes you like work in the
same building, you're like right acrossthe street or whatever, and then you
find each other and then you justlike, I love them and they love

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me too. You know who lovesme? Who? My dog Josie.
Last night I was having a roughnight. We got some stuff going on
at home that's not pleasant and whatever. It's not nobody's gonna die or anything,
but Josie, my fifteen year olddog. I am her person.
And dogs, don't you think theycan sense when you're not happy? Because
I went upstairs to get dressed togo over Snap Fitness and I, you

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know, overdo the stepper and whatever, and so I go upstairs and Josie,
who never comes up to she's notreally allowed upstairs, she knew that
I was upset, and she followedme upstairs and I sat down on the
floor and she came over and shedid the little paw thing where it's like
give me scratches, and it's like, I think she knows that I'm having
a really really rough night, andshe just kind of sat with me and

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I scratched her and I'd get upand she'd follow me around the house sweet
and asked question, Yeah, nowwhere was your wife Susan during all this
when you were upset? Who caresa joke? A joke? I say,
she was not there? So yeah, but Josie, just I think
dogs, No, you're a bigdog person. Yeah. I was really
sick back in like I think JanuaryFebruary. I think I had to take

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like a day or two off ofwork because yeah, barely son. And
I was watching a dog at thetime, and the dog just like cuddled
up next to me while I waslike laying in bed like with one of
those like hot flash situations that I'dbe freezing, and the dog just like
knew, like I need to cuddleher right now. She's sick, she's
not doing well. Sometimes they justcats too, I'll say, do cats

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do that too? Yeah? Mycat cuddles up with me if I'm if
you're like crying or sick, thecat comes up cuddles and you're like,
this is even better animals. Justsometimes no. Uh, We'll be back
in a second one hour commercial freeon Katie WB We are gonna get you
kid Leroy tickets. We're gonna dothat coming up next with a little game
called Am I Close? If youwant to play, hang on for that

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one, and then War of theRoses comes up at about seven thirty five
with Jonathan Fogel. It's all onthe Way on k D Double Ub,
and we're back one hour commercial freewith a Dave Ryan Show. Thank you
for being here. On iHeartRadio,bum Bum bum bump, or on a
regular radio. There's a lot ofpeople who still listen to like a regular
radio. Yeah. Does anybody stillhave a clock radio sitting on side of

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their bed? Does mom? Yeah, well, because she's your mom and
she has a pager as well.Shout out mom or Ronda. But a
lot of people listen on a regularcar radio. A lot of people listen
on to iHeart Radio. It's abouthalf and half with digital, just a
little bit above regular radio. Whatare you're listening on? We appreciate you
being here. We're got a coupleof birthday shout outs the show appreciations.

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Shout out to I think it's Alishaor Alisch it's your thirtieth birthday, Happy
birthday, and then happy seventh birthdayto Paisley. We love you, Love
mom, Dad, Quinn and colts. Okay, very nice. We got
tickets right now for and the kidLiroy get the Roy. Thanks totally,
Drew Blank giving these away all day, all week. And we're gonna play

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a little game that will take youback to when you were in middle school
and your teacher would say, thisis an essay question. I'm gonna ask
you a question. You must writeit in essay form, not multiple choice,
not true or false, and youwould be like, oh man,
I didn't study for this one.So you would write, and you would
write and write, thinking the moreyou wrote you might get something right.

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So your teacher would be like,Okay, I'll give you credit. You're
close enough. So in this contest, Jenny's gonna be the teacher. Yeah,
I'm gonna play this part of thestudent. I will do a little
you know bs my way through it. At the end you must say am
I close? And then Jenny willdecide did I get it close enough?
So lets call me now six five, one, nine, eight nine KDWB
to play am I close? AsI will demo right now Jenny. All

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right, little mister Ryan, todayyour question is going to be what was
the purpose of the underground railroad?The purpose of the underground railroad was a
very important one that was to getslaves out of the South. It wasn't
actually a physical railroad. When Iwas a lung young kid, I actually
pictured an underground railroad. It wasa not even a railroad in many cases.
It was just a way for slavesto get out of the slave states

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from the South, to get viathis imaginary railroad, but a modern way
of transportation into the free North.Am I close? Honestly, you nailed
it. You would have gotten anA on that test because you were spot
on saying it was not an actualrailroad. It was I thought it was
When I was a kid, Iwas like, it was train. It

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was not underground. It was justa network of people, and the purpose
was to yes, get people tothe free states in the North. Also
apparently Canada. I didn't know thatpeople were to Canada or something new.
Okay, we're gonna try this withJenna. Good morning, Jenna, good
morning. Uh did you ever goto middle school or junior high? Look
at you. Did you ever dothe BS thing where your teacher's like,

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okay, explain why the Washington Monumentis showing point. You're like, God,
I have no idea. So you'reright, and you're right, and
you hope you come. Did youever do that? Jenna? Yes,
okay, you're about to do itright now. At the end, you
must say, am I close?If you get close enough, you get
the tickets for the kid le RoyJenny. Here we go, Jenna.
What is a protagonist and antagonist?I'm not sure. Okay, we're gonna

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get immediately. The way the contestworks is you have to be as your
way through it. I love you, Jenna, matter what, but that
is not if you wrote on yourpaper. I'm not sure you could immediately
be disqualified. Let's try Molly.Molly, Hi, first, do you
do you understand the contest? Yes? Okay, good, Okay, that's
very important. Jenny. Give hera question, Molly, do you want

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Did you hear the question I justgave? I did not? Okay,
let me give you that one becauseI think it's one of my easier ones.
What is a protagonist and antagonist?Well, a protagonist is a person
that you are rooting for in thestory, and the antagonist is the person
that you are not. And thefunny thing about the protagonists and antagonist is

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that they always go against each other. And funny thing about going against each
other is that they usually sometimes enemiesget along and they go through the story
and they intertwine and am I closehonestly, job the thing is because you
kept going when you really didn't needto. But I'll take it. Molly,

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you totally got this contact. I'mso impressed with you. Jenna's like,
oh no, I get it.God, Molly, you're going to
the concert. Congratulations, thank you. And Jenny's gonna buy you dinner at
Bluto before you go, So thankyou. Jenny. I'm actually I am
literally out of town, so unfortunatelyI cannot be there. Here's the funny
thing. Is funny thing is Bailey'sgonna buy your dinner. Molly. Thanks

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for being you, Thanks for beingon the show. We appreciate you.
Have a wonderful time at the show. Thank you. We'll do it again
next hour on Katie you be aboutseven about eight twenty, but we're always
running late, so we'll see howGod it is now time for this little
bit of magic on Katie wb thebiggest nerd on the radio. Here she

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is Bailey. J hass, whatdo you got Baillie? Kay? Well,
this isn't nerdy at all. Iwant to talk about this tour that
I won on yesterday. Oh mygosh, it was so wonderful. So
this was the seventh annual Wedge LiveUptown Cat Tour. Yes she said cat
Tour, Yes she did. Oh, oh my god. It was such
a joy. It was in theLowry Hill East neighborhood in Uptown, and

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I went with my friend Hannah,and the tour starts at Mueller Park.
Was just a park that's there.There was a mob of people, truly,
like at least I don't know,two hundred if not more than that
people all gathered in this park andthen we all go together to start walking
around Uptown to view people's cats,like in their homes. Okay, so

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people have their cats like in thewindows and they're putting like treats out so
the cats stay in the windows,or they're even putting that like squishy treat
that kind of looks like paste onthe screens of the windows so that the
cats will lick the screen. Andso every time we would see a cat,
the entire crowd would go whoo.And sometimes there were bonus cats and

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people had their cats out on theporch and people were holding their cats.
There were cats and strollers, therewere cats on leashes, there were cats
and backpags. There were cats everywhere, and I just absolutely love cats.
I saw so many. It wassuch a joy of a time. So
what a great community event that bringspeople together in the neighborhood to see cats.
I thought, Oh, go ahead. I was just going to say,

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I think one of the reasons peopleyou're growing on people is because you
are representing the nerds in the audience. It's not nerdy to like cats.
No, it's nerdy to go toa cat parade. I don't agree.
I don't think so at all.I think if you're an animal lover,
it's super fun. If I livedin the Vicinity, I probably would proably
would too. Yeah, I probablywould too. It was so awesome,
and you know, you got towalk as well, Like I got some

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some steps in on this cat tour, but then I also got to see
all these different cats and it wasjust so cute. I'm not gonna I'm
going to go ahead and put myselfdown at that level because I love cats
too, not the one that wehave now. Roger and I do not
get alost and I love cats.When we went to Japan, I am
not a world traveler, but yearsago, five years ago, we went
to Japan and they had a catplace where you could go in and cats

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just it was like a zoo ofcats. You would wander around. They
weren't really interested and being scratched becausethey'd been scratched and petted all day.
But they'd give you a thing thatlooked like a Tootsie pop, which was
frozen fish juice on a popsicle,and that the cats would pay attention to
you and they would come up,gorgeous exotic cats and they would lick this

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fish popsicle. First I thought itwas for humans. I was about to
take a pull. Seriously, Iwas glad I didn't so I would do
this too. I was just gonnasay it looked super fun. Do they
close off the streets because there waslike hordes of people I saw on your
introgra. Yeah, there were tonsof people, And no, they do
not close off the streets. Sowhen there were to be a car coming,
we would just be like, Ihope they back up and turn around

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and decide otherwise because there's tons ofpeople. It was very much like The
Walking Dead, except everybody had signsthat said like show me your cats.
Did it say show me your cats? Yes, it's show me your cats.
And they were like handing them outand everything. But there were people
like dressed up in cat attire toofar. It was well, they were

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rust up as cats, but theywere like cat ears and a tail.
That's very well. I was gonnasay, it's very cool, but I
like it. You never know whatyou're gonna get on the Daily Daily It's
Katie Dave Ryan Show one on onepoint three k d w B. We

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let's find out what's going on thisSunday night. Making the Stallion opens the
b ET Awards was what's sure tobe a show shopping performance based from her
Hot Girl summer tour. And Ibelieve Will Smith is making an appearance at
the b Ets. I'm not sure. It might be his first public appearance
in a very long time. TheHawk toua girl is in talks with Hollywood.

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There's a rumor going around that sheis like signed by a big agency.
That is not true. What wouldyou do with her? You know
what I mean? Maybe put heron I don't if you try to make
a rap is what they would do. They did that with bad Baby to
catch me outside. Girl would definitelyjust try to put her on a song
to make Hocto a thing. Yeah, and it's it's nothing more than just

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what it is. She probably willbecome an influencer after this though, she
probably will, and she probably willsign onto an age an influencer agency after
it. What just because she's funny, Like, clearly she's a comedic.
You're right, Yeah, clearly sheis funny. You're absolutely right. You
can tell that one. Uh,okay, well, we'll just have to
disagree on that one. Here isour hawk to a girl again. It's

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the one move in bit that makesa mango crazy every time. Oh you
gotta give him that hawk. Dudespent on that thing. The Lord the
accent came out. Christina Applegate's teendaughter helps her understand MS pains because remember
she's got ms H I believe advancedand Christina Applegate has talked a lot about

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this. If I didn't have thisthing, it would be a lot harder
to understand what my mom's going through. Like when my mom's like, oh,
I'm kind of in pain right now. Oh, like I'm having tremors
if I didn't have this, Iprobably would be like, I don't really
care. I don't know what you'retalking about. She has something called pots.
What is pots? Does anybody know? Oh? I think they call

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it pots. Yeah, I thinkit's just pots. I don't know what
that is. Postural excuse me ifI permsspronounced this? Yeah, postural orthostatic
tech of cardia syndrome. It isa group of disorders that have orthostatic intolerance
as their primary symptom. Okay,interesting, is Eva Longoria going to reveal
a desperate housewife Reuni. Here's whatshe says. I'd be the first one

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to sign up. I love theshow and I love the girls. But
our shownner really doesn't want to doit. Mark Cherily, Yeah, okay,
doesn't. It's probably not going tohappen. This is kind of funny.
It makes me laugh. So uh. Liquid death is a water that
appeals to I guess they created itbecause they wanted to have people to drink
something that looked fun in a barif you don't drink alcohol. So there's

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this canned water. I've never seenit in a bottle. I think it
only comes in a white can.Is called lick with death. And my
son Carson discovered it a few yearsago because he like follows trends like that
and follows people online. He's like, dead, we gotta buy some Liquid
Death. And I tasted it.It tastes like water, you know,
it tastes like somebody put aquafina ina can. And that's fine. But
it's very trendy because it's got agreat name, Liquid Death. So now

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they've hired Ozzy Osbourne to do acommercial for a product that you pour into
it, that you have it's likeputting propelled powder into it. So here's
Ozzy Osbourne, who if you don'tknow, he's battled drugs his entire adult
life and here he is. Way, no way, Ozzy Osbourne Death.
Just take it from me. Don'tsnoot that stuff. We weren't planning on

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storting it. Yeah, we're gonnamix it with water and hydrate. It's
golexolites, which a body needs.Yeah, it's delicia. Whatever you do,
don't try freebasing it free what andnever ever injected? And how would
we use And don't even think aboutboofing it, you little perverts? You
know, well you stick it uphere we all I think we all learned

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what boofing is today on the radioshow. Really had no idea. I
will mention that it is Pride monththis month and this weekend, Katie WB
is gonna be in the Pride parade. It's gonna be. Well, the
downtown route is the usual route.Also, I'm gonna be It's not Boom
Island Park, but it's the oneright next to it. I always figure
the name of it. No,it is BF Nelson. It's like part

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of Boom Island. Okay, soBF Nelson is part of Boom Island.
Thank you, Jenny. Wow didshe get on me on that? Well?
No, I just I wanted tomake sure because I did say that
it was at Boom Island the otherday, and then I want to make
sure and BF Nelson is like partof then there, it's right there.
You won't miss this. And I'mgonna be hosting the Rainbow Run five K.
You can get tickets on Tcpride doto RG. That are gonna be
about eight o'clock on Sunday morning.I said eight o'clock and as soon as

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I said that, I think it'slater. But you can go online and
find it. But I'll be therefrom eight until ten. Start to raise
and hang out and we'll see youthere. Happy Pride. And then kat
WV is going to be in theparade coming up this weekend as well.
Pride Festival is back in the LoweringPark starting Saturday, and there'll be Sunday
too and with like artists and businesses, snacks, possibly snow cones. I'm

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not sure. I can't promise thatthere will be snow cone well, not
at the KTWB, but but Ido believe they do a beer garden.
They did it right. That soundsgood? Yeah, okay, good,
Happy Pride. Let's do War ofthe Roses on k D doubull ub piece
of advice. Your subphil company wouldnever offer you free flowers for a survey.
It's War of the Roses. OnKatie w B. James is on

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the phone for War of the Roses. He thinks that his wife Emma might
be up to something. See ifyou think this adds up to anything suspicious.
Good morning, James, Hey,good morning. Tell me what's going
on with Emma that makes you think? Okay, I need to trapper and
see what's up on War of thewhat's going on? All right? So
I worked at this fancy restaurant onweekends. Can I say the name of

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the restaurant that? Yeah? Sure? Why not? Okay works, Okay,
we'll bleep it out, it doesn'tmatter, okay, all right,
So you work at you work atthis restaurant, nice upscale restaurant. Okay.
So I worked there every weekend.And my wife, Emma, she
has a kid from a previous marriage. So every other weekend, the kids

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with us, and then you haveoff weekends with her dad. Yeah,
so basically every weekend lately, whenher kid's not with us, my wife
has been getting really dressed up,like really dolled up to go out.
And on the weekends when the kid'swith us, she's not, you know,

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obviously not getting dressed up to goout like that. Yeah, she's
on the couch and soft pants andeating popcorn and watching Disney movies. Right,
okay, gotcha. Yeah, Butwhen you're you're at work, and
when she's free, she's getting dressedup. Yeah, like really dressed up,
like when we first met, dressedup. Okay, all right,
and uh and so I'm starting tothink maybe she's she's going out with somebody

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while I'm at work. Okay.Now I asked her, like, why
you know she was getting all,you know, dolled up to go out,
and she says she was going outwith her friend Marie. I remember
she's gone out with Marie in thepast plenty of times and not gotten quite
that done up. So you,yeah, you think that when you're gone,

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there's no kid at the house,she's going out, but maybe not
with Marie. Yeah. I kindof got a feeling that. Okay,
that's weird for sure. But thisis my question, why wouldn't she hide
that? I mean, if she'sgoing out with somebody she shouldn't be seeing,
she would not get dressed up infront of you. That's too think

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she hasn't She hasn't actually been dressstuff. I saw what happened was I
saw pictures on her Instagram page.Okay, I she never got she didn't
get dressed up in front of me, and that makes me even more suspicious.
Like I saw pictures of them outand I was like, ge like
not them, but like I sawa picture of her dressed up out and

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I was like that's really you know, Like, okay, so when you
leave, she's wearing the soft pantsand she's comfy and got like, you
know, a T shirt on,or maybe she's whatever, but then you
don't know that she's when you getback home, she's also you know,
like already in bed or whatever.So but she's getting dressed up. I
don't know. Yeah, basically Ikind of I didn't catch her, but

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like she and then she hasn't reallyposted pictures of weekends since then. You
know that one. I was like, I don't know it, just something
feels off. I will tell you, you know, I kind of related
in a little bit because years ago, Julie Chase's mom would be like,

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yeah, you know what, I'mgoing to go out with Linda this weekend.
And I'm like, I don't likeLinda. Linda is a party girl.
And so Julie was going out withLinda. She really was with Linda,
but they were hooking up with baseballplayers because that's where they had spring
training, is in Phoenix, andso Julie would go to the bars in
Scottsdale and meet baseball players and thenmake out with them in her car.

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So, never trust somebody who's goingout with a friend. That's what I
would say. Never trust somebody who'sgoing out What that's unfair. I do
have one question though, if shewere to be going out with Marie.
Is Marie single? Yeah, Mariesingle? But I don't know, Like
that never really bothered me before.I never had any reason to think anything
was happening, you know, likewhen she used to go out with Marie.

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Other times they would post pictures ofthe two of them out and it
was like, whatever, I don'tI don't care. I wanted her to
have fun, to see your friends, you know, I think that's important.
So okay, well here's what wecan do before No, and I
got it because you know what,it is kind of weird for somebody to
like get really dressed up to goout with their friend, but it maybe
depends on where they're going. Okay, so we do have I mean,

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when Jenny calls to offer, likeyou know, we we don't do roses.
To send it from a woman,you can, but we don't.
We usually say, well, wegot a couples out and you want to
go pottery throwing or glass blowing oraxe throwing or whatever, but what about
this one? How about Jenny?You offer a dinner for her to go

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out with anybody she wants to andthen when she accepts it. If she
does accept it, then you say, oh, it's going to be a
at which is the same place whereJames works. Okay, so then if
she kind of like, you know, like then she gets freaked out,
like I don't want to go tobecause people know me there, then maybe
that'll give something away. All right, hang on, we'll set the trap

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and see what happens to the dramaticconclusion of war the roses. Well,
a girl can hope one on onepoint three KTWB. Here's the situation.
Basically, the guy is calling sayingthat he works on weekends at an upscale
restaurant. It's one you've heard of. But I don't want to drag them
through this and have them be like, oh, so this is the problem.

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So he works at an upscale restauranton weekends where he's going to go
and make a lot of money.Good for him. She stays home with
her kid. It's not his kid, but they have a daughter and it's
her daughter. But he's like whatever. But when the kid is with dad,
she goes out sometimes and lately she'sbeen getting more dressed up. He's

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like, why are you getting dressedup? He's like, but I'm just
going out with Marine. Well,why do you need to get dressed up
for Marine? Because I guess Marieand herb never really didn't get dressed up.
So now he's like, Okay,why all of a sudden you're getting
dressed up. I'm looking at textmessages. This one says when I go
my friends, the only thing myhusband worries about is how much money I'm
going to spend on polltabs. Yep. Another one says this text at KATIEWB

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one, she's definitely hiding her weekendactivities. It doesn't mean she is cheating.
It just means she wants to havespace to have fun. And I
think that might be true. Butlet's make the phone call to her with
a little bit of a twist tosee who she chooses on War of the
Roses. Right after that, we'lltalk to Jonathan Fogel and get some quick

(27:23):
quick tips on family law and ofwars that type of thing. On KATIEWB.
Thanks for doing that with us,Emma. Like I said, I
do have a dinner out for twoto give you for taking a time.
What I need from you first isthe name of whoever you're going to bring
for your plus one. Okay,gonna be me my name and then the

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other person pounder is Matt. Okay, got that down, awesome. So
I'm just gonna have to figure outa good date for you. You're going
to be going to which is sucha fun place downtown. So do you
have like a date you think that'llwork for you guys to go? Is

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there any ways that if you getlike a different restaurant or did you guys
off just the one? Uh?Yeah, We've always partnered with before for
this, so it really is onlyit's I mean, it's a really great
restaurant. I know you'll have agreat time. Yeah. No, I'm
just gonna pass. Then that's okay. You know you don't have to send

(28:32):
me any kind of like gift cardor whatever. That's interesting. Yeah,
let let me tell you a coupleof other interesting things here. This is
Dave over at KATIEWB and we're kindof listening into this whole conversation and we're
curious. I'm a personal question.Is it because you were going to go
out with Matt? But it's therestaurant your husband works at, So now

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that doesn't work very well anymore.The reason I ask, is because James
put us up to this to callyou to see Yeah, he's he's listening
right now because he was wondering whyyou're getting dressed up to go out with
Marie and you've never done that before, so he was just curious. And
it sounds like that you were interestedin going to dinner with Matt until you

(29:17):
found out it's at your husband's restaurant. This is something I'm gonna talk to
my husband about. Well, youcan talk to him right now. He's
on the phone. He's on thephone right now, yeah him. Uh,
oh, okay, I don't wantto talk about this on the phone.
Can we just please talk about thiswhen I get home, talk about

(29:38):
it together? You know what,I'm not even sure I want to talk
about it at all, honestly,I don't. I don't know there's much
to talk about. You know,this whole thing felt really toushot me and
I didn't buy it, and wejust can't talk about this at home whatever.
This is a whole setup. Itsounded like, I don't know who
could be true or something, talkto you about some private I don't want

(30:00):
to do this. You know what'sfunny, is it really was too good
to be true. I mean,she was definitely right about that. If
she said it sounded fishy, she'sone hundred percent intuitively right because it was
absolutely a setup. But I thinkshe fell for it. If you think
it's a scam, then don't participate. Then why would you say? Matt
exactly right, Bailey. And that'sthe funny thing is like there's somebody who

(30:22):
poses as me on Facebook and postpeople like tags, people or comments and
says, hey, you won dailyContest prize prize prize one thousand dollars,
be yours happily, and it's likethe worst not it's the worst non native
English speaker writer of all time.And people look at it and go,
Okay, is that real? Didyou really just say happy happy prize prize?

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And I'm like, no, that'sreally not me. So if you
smell a rat when somebody calls you, hang up because it's me and Jenny.
Yeah, we're lucky that Fogel tookour call this morning. Hey,
Fogel, how are you do Inot take your call? Usually? You
know what, I wouldn't. Arewe close enough now that I can call
you? Fogel? Sure? Ofcourse I've been called a lot worse.

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And oh, I'm sure by theopposing council. If you're in court and
then you hire some half assed lawyerthat they shouldn't have hired, it's like
God fogel that son of a bee. All right, Jonathan. Jonathan is
a family attorney, and you covereverything from a divorce, custody, payments,
support, all of the ins andouts and all the complications that you

(31:26):
will walk people through. And ofcourse Jonathan's got a story about I'm gonna
guess probably a story about dinner orsomething that pertains to today's War of the
roses. What you got? Ihave actually a restaurant story. This was
a It was not one of mycases. A friend of mine was telling
me about this, but this happened. This was a wife had found a

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receipt from a restaurant in her husband'spants pocket drawn out the night before.
She had told her that he wasout with some friends, and she found
this receipt from a restaurant. Shewas like, well, who are you
with because that wasn't the place youtold me you were going, and he
was like, no, no,I was just out with my friends.
So she actually went that day,brought a picture of her husband to show

(32:12):
like, was he here last night? And he had gone to the restaurant
and the staff remembered that he wasthere with another woman, though not with
his friend. Now, when Iwhen I hear that story, Johnath,
then I think if I worked atthe restaurant, Let's say I'm the maitre
d or the head hostess, andI recognized this guy and I see that
he came in with a strange woman, I would have said, I don't
remember him. I would not wantto get involved in that. But he

(32:35):
but they did, and they said, Okay, yeah, he was here
with somebody else. Yes. Myguess is she was probably convincing on making
them tell her. I yes,but yeah, I think I would probably
just claim that I had no ideawho that was. Is it Is it
illegal to lie? Because I wouldhave come in and I said, yeah,
I'm with the Minneapolis Police Department.Is that illegal to impersonatic police officer?
Oh? Yes, I would highlyadvising write that down. Jenny,

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you cannot do that. I don'tthink you need to ask. And that
makes me say you had to askJohn that question. All right, let's
get some tips on I'm sorry,go ahead, I was gonna say,
it makes me feel like maybe you'vedone that before. No, not as
far as you know. Let's let'sget to some tips on like improving the
relationships with with kids in a relationshipand a divorce. Yeah, this case,

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you know, I brought up ath He was saying that his wife
had a son from another relationship thatthey share custody with, and a lot
of people have that, right,they do a lot of co parenting,
not only with their own kids,but with other you know, their new
families kids. And so I hadsome tips about co parenting because I see
people do it so poorly. Iwant to give some examples of ways to

(33:43):
do it that really work and reallyhelp your kids. Okay, So I
have four of them real quick.One is using a shared calendar, And
the reason why that's important is thenyour kids know their schedule right, so
they're not constantly well, what I'mgonna be with mom? When am I
going to you with dad? Andhaving that shared calendar is super helpful,
even one that they can access okay, good, like on your phone or

(34:06):
whatever. Yeah, yeah, okay. And then another one going to school
events and sitting together. I knowthat can be hard. Maybe these are
aspirational tips, but it's so importantfor your kids to see you sitting out
there together so they feel supported andthey don't have to worry about where's my
loyalty going to be? If Ilook at mom and dad that that's a

(34:29):
hard one. Okay, good onessit together. I like that one.
Yeah. The third one is makesure to show up on time for parenting
exchanges. Nothing I think is moredamaging to kids than sitting at the window
staring out like, where's mom,where's Dad? How come they're not here?
They take that and internalize that thatthey're not important. Angie Taylor used

(34:51):
to be on our show and shewas a child of divorce and she'd be
like six years old sitting on herfront porch. She would tell me with
her little pink suitcase, waiting fordad to show up, and dad would
be so late or not show up. Yeah, and you just think of
like a little six year old kid'sheartbreaking because dad doesn't think she's important enough
to pick her up. Yeah,it's just sad. Okay, yep,
it's hard to process that as ayoung kid. And the last last one

(35:15):
is I tell people this all thetime, and I said this to my
kids when I when their mom andI were getting divorced, that we are
still a family. We just don'tlive in the same house. And what
I mean by that is that it'simportant for them to realize that their mom
still loves them, their dad stillloves them. We're still a family.
We have cousins, we have grandparentsand all of theople. We just don't

(35:37):
live in the same house. Butwe're still a family and we still all
love you. Guy like that,Is it okay to say choose me or
your mother again? I'm a littleworried that you're asking me these questions,
Dave, but I'm gonna say no. Is talking to me the worst part
of your week, Jonathan, it'scertainly the most entertaining. That the part

(35:59):
of Get you quiet, Bailey,Get a hold of Jonathan. He's a
fun lawyer, because you know what, you want to have some fun while
you're getting a divorce. Talk toJonathan. Find him online Fogelfamilylat dot com,
f O G E L Fogelfamilylat dotcom for a free consultation, talk
to him on the phone, cometo his office, you know, meat
at Cariboo. Whatever you want todo get a hold of Jonathan on fogelfamilylat

(36:21):
dot com or this phone number righthere. Yeah, six one two eight
two two six four. Thank you, Jonathan. That's a lot of fun.
And I will put you through anotherfive minutes next Thursday. Okay,
actually we're off next Thursday, sowe're not we'll see. We'll see you
in two weeks. Happy for ohwow, tons of War the Roses.
You can go on the backlog ofWar the Roses on the iHeartRadio app.

(36:43):
Just searched Dave Ryan Roses and itis every Thursday morning, seven thirty five,
nine oh five, and then wehave a replay seventeen times during the
week. Now, that's that's ajoe. It is is it is?
It is it? You don't knowit. It is Pride month and it's
kat Able to Be. We'll seeyour pride on Sunday with the I'm doing

(37:04):
the Rainbow Run five K and thenkat Able to Be will be in the
parade, which I believe starts onSunday at eleven o'clock. Correct. Okay,
what else is going on? Isit gonna rain? What's the dam
washed out or partially washed out?Down in man Cato. I saw a
house went into the Blue Earth River. Huh, And it's just it's just
crazy. Yeah, it is clessedto rain tomorrow again, probably starting tonight

(37:28):
and then tomorrow. But I meanit's been a week of dry weather compared
to what we've had the last fewweeks, so hopefully that's helped out a
little bit. But I mean,like the Minnesota State Parks Instagram, I
follow them and they've just been postingthings from like Temperance River State Park.
I know they had to shut downone of the state parks along the north
Shore recently because it was completely floodedand it's just wold. Because I was

(37:50):
just up there a month ago formy birthday and it looked nothing like that.
Yeah, I mean a lot ofthe I mean, the last couple
of years has been a drought andlike things are like flowing really low,
and now it was like wow,Wow, Bailey is here, Jenny is
here, Vont is here, andit's me Dave. Thanks for being here
yourself. We appreciate it. Let'sdo the lady's room. It's gonna be
the boys are gonna be quiet onthis one, and we'll let Jenny and

(38:12):
Bailey do whatever you want. Todo on the ladies rooms. Today we
are talking about bras, and Iactually do want to talk to you first,
Dave, and just ask you ageneral question about bros. Okay,
so girl walks into Victoria's Secret shegoes to get a bra. How much
do you think that broad costs?And I know that I'm going to underestimate
this. I would guess it's fifteenor twenty bucks. I really have No,

(38:38):
I really don't know. Maybe aWalmart, I guess, go ahead,
a decent one, like not anythingsexy. Thirty bucks, my god,
Yeah, No, you guys arevery off. Yes, you're looking
at least at like about fifty forour good bra. It's wild. So
we're here to talk about bras andour annoyances with them, but also we
do like them in certain such certainsituations. Bailey is one who doesn't love

(39:02):
to wear No. I bought somany bras in my twenties, and I
am very small chested, so Ibought so many like padded bras, which
I see the value in padded brasbecause they do make me look like a
shape. But then they also giveme like these weird like rock boobs that
sit on the front of my bodythat look unnatural. But I bought all

(39:22):
these bras and then I just kindof hit like twenty six, and I
thought, what am I doing?This is so expensive and I'm not I
don't need this. They're not holdinganything up. They're literally just giving me
a shape and like it doesn't matterthat much to me. So that's why
I stopped wearing them. And Ido wear them occasionally, like special events
or something, or if you're wearinglike a dress that's you know, might

(39:45):
see through a little bit, yeah, or something like that, sometimes I
wear them, But then I justbuy those like nice, h what is
it airy? Like T shirt?Bra? Yeah, and just wear those
and call it good. Yeah.I was the same with my twenties,
where I bought tons of bras andI always went back to the same one
that I felt was like the mostsupportive, and I still wear that one

(40:05):
to this day. I pretty muchonly have two bras, and I had
about ten bras at one point,so it's wild. But I mean,
Bailey and I are here to complainabout bras. Obviously we understand that they're
helpful, but they're just so expensive. Finding the right one that works for
your chest is another thing. Idefinitely have to wear them a little bit
more often than I think some peoplejust because I am a little larger tested

(40:27):
you're bustier. But the one thingI must complain about is workout tops,
because workout tops come with padding init, and you will never understand,
Like there are moments where I'm inthe gym putting on my workout top and
I'm ready to leave because the paddinggets so messed up as I put the
top on that I'm up in yourarm pit and everything digging in. And
it's the same with swimsuits. Andit's just things that, like, gentlemen,

(40:47):
you're never gonna understand, like theI don't know, the toughness,
the roughness and the expense that itcomes with having boobies. Yeah, I
will not deny you that at all. It's like, you know, I
mean, seriously, you wouldn't gothrough a lot of things that we guys
don't have to go through. Varicostveins and cellulite are another one that I
will point out is like, Idon't know why God gifted women with more
varicose veins and cellulite than we have. I think cellulate it's cute though,

(41:09):
that's different. Okay, I likethat you say that because I definitely have
it. Oh yeah, I haveit too. I think it's cute.
And some girls get it when they'reeighteen years old. Yeah. Yeah,
and some people never get it.Susan never got it until she was like,
you know, ancient bras not notcute because we're too expensive. Yeah,
so box of bras in my car. Have I opened that box?

(41:29):
No, it's just sitting in there. I'm gonna give them away at some
point. I don't know. Someonehave a box of bras. You're gonna
donate them? Yeah, I wantto donate them. I feel like there's
like broad drives and stuff, andI literally just have to be in the
right place at the right time whenthe broad drive is happening. You carry
your box of bras around. Yeah, you never know. You never know
when you're gonna need some. It'snot you never know where you're gonna need
one, because the answer is Idon't need one. Yeah. She just

(41:51):
says, I never know when you'regonna run into a broad drive. Yeah.
Okay, ladies, room, goodjob, Thank you very much.
Will you said? Will you accepttopic suggestions? Yeah? To talk about
in the Ladies Room. Okay,if you have an idea for the ladies
Room that you want Jenny and Baileyto talk about, then text it to
us at KDWB one our short coat. It's five three nine two one.

(42:14):
Hey, I gotta mention. We'reon live right now on video. If
you want to watch us on video, you can see us on YouTube one
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Or go to Facebook dot com ofCore Facebook and look for the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show and we're onFacebook live. Okay, kid Leroy tickets

(42:34):
coming up in a little bit.We've got I got a comment from yesterday's
Minnesota Goodbye, and it's a womannamed Courtney, and she wants to tell
you a little something she has aninsight on. Is bet Courtney on the
film Hi Courtney, Hi, goodmorning. Courtney wrote into the Minnesota Goodbye
and H and I mentioned something abouthow Courtney is actually really funny and and

(42:58):
so, and then you wrote back, and then we talked about your comment
yesterday about something that is kind ofnew in Minnesota. What was your comment,
Courtney? Yeah, So everyone whoalready has a Minnesota black license plate
is a d bag? Okay,Now back that statement up, Courtney.

(43:22):
Well, every time I see them, they're either on a truck with super
wide wheels, which I think youall have talked about relatively recently and daily
was like I'm gonna get brought overin my little car because look at you
if this is ridiculous, right,big giant truck chest yep, big giant
trucks. Or they're on like aNissan Ultima, which is already just screens.

(43:45):
I'm a dbagy Nissan Ultimate. Okay, that you know what, and
now I'm listening. Now I'm listeningbecause Vont drives that car. Okay.
So your statement is black license plate, black man soda license plates, you're
a d bag? Yeah, okay. Or it's on like a little Honda

(44:06):
with a giant useless spoiler. Youknow what a giant you a little Honda
with a giant useless spoiler. Thoseare the ones that when they go buy
in your neighborhood, it's like superloud, unnecessarily right, yeah, okay.

(44:28):
Or they're on a huge suv thatlikely people can't afford their car payments
on anyway, but they bought apricey you put a lot of thought into
this. Actually this is Courtney,and Courtney wrote in yesterday and she said
people who drive a car with ablack Minnesota license plate, they're a d
bag, and so she's given usevidence. Do you have one more bullet

(44:49):
point? I mean, not aspecific car, but all of these cars
are already kind of douchey without thelicense plate, and it's like, oh,
it matches my trim. No,if your license plate matches the trim
on your car. Okay, there'sa lot of people who are being triggered
right now. My boyfriend has one. Your boyfriend, That's what I mean,

(45:13):
because Jenny's boyfriend is a little bitdouchey. He's got a very he's
got the very ironic beard, he'sgot the beard going sexy beard. Okay,
So, but would you disagree withwhat Courtney says or do you agree
with what Courtney says? I woulddisagree because I did ask him why he
got those to see if it likethe lignes with Courtney's thoughts, but he

(45:34):
said just because he thinks it lookscool. I agree. So I I
do think I like the black licenseplates. I think they look nicer than
the old school ones. The blueand white ones. So I don't agree
with it. But maybe he doesdrive a Honda CRV. I don't know
if that fits Corney's categories, thenHORV kind of a douche, would you
agree, Courtney? Yeah, Imean the black place. Court Sure,

(46:01):
if I was to drive my NissanUltimo, I don't have black like the
black Minnesota license plate. But ifI just happen to drive by you,
would you just honk at me justfor being the ultimate d bag? I
wouldn't honk at you, but I'dhonk at you for the jersey plates the
jersey If you miss this. Courtneyis on the show, and she listens
to the show, and uh,and she wrote in yesterday and she said,

(46:23):
if you got a black license platethe new ones, you're a bit
of a d bag. Now Iwant to give you some feedback because people
are very generous with their feedback.Uh. And here we go. She
is so right. I agree withher one hundred percent. Yes, I
work at a dealership as a mechanic. I'm sick of putting them on for
worthless people that are incompetent. Inother words, somebody who doesn't even know

(46:46):
how to put the license plates on. Well, defend Andrew, he did
put his own put them on.I say good. Another text says I
hate the black and white license plates. Courtney is absolutely right about the black
license plates. This one says Ibought it because it matched my trim.
I'm a white SUV mom who paidfor my car in cash. Yeah,

(47:08):
I've heard that most people get thembecause they like make their car look more
like a fashion kind of statement.This taxa from somebody who's just way out
of control. Imagine judging someone forhaving different interests. Listen, if you're
looking for a show that non judgmental, you get the wrong show. Yeah,
you have to judge. This isa funny thing. Is like,
He's like, no, don't judge, don't judge, But then the first

(47:30):
thing they do is judge you forjudging, judging for judging. I will
judge all I want to, especiallywhen you leave the room. Yeah,
if I'm going to day without beingpetty, I didn't live all right,
that's a fact. A couple ofmore. Oh my god, so funny.
She's right, though, Andrew says, because he thinks they're cool,
so they obviously care if people thinkthey look cool equals d bag I mean,

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Andrew drives for a living pretty muchas a real estate agent, so
I think it is nice to likelook like you're a little more professional,
and they do look in my opinion, you know what, black is so
nice. You do whatever you want. This text says mccurtney, I sort
of agree with you. The blacklicense plates costs an additional fee similar to
the d n R plates where you'remaking a donation to the Minnesota Wildlife like

(48:13):
the Lady Slipper one or I gota moose on mine, except for the
fee is for the black ones ismore expensive. Uh, and I believe
I just it's just you saying thatI've got extra money to throw at the
DMV and that it itself is kindof douchey. So I actually would like
it because I got a black car. I actually think I should get the
black douche So it was not thoughI don't think I'm on the douchey scale.

(48:37):
I'm about a one point five.No you're not. Yeah, you're
not douchey at all. Take outthe dot and it's just fifteen. Courtney,
was fun talking to you. Havea wonderful day. Yeah you too,
Thank you. We'll see you onthe Minnesota You'd BUYE right, will
do. I'll do my best towrite in as much as I test Minnesota.

(48:59):
DBUIE is basically emails from people wholisten to the show and want to
comment on things that we can't alwayscomment on. So we'll be back in
a second. On KATIEWB, what'scoming up on the show, Jenny,
We're doing kid Larroy tickets on timetoday, right, more kid Leroy tickets.
We're gonna play am I Close again, So you gotta have your little
middle school test skills out because you'regonna have to answer a short question.

(49:19):
All right, we'll do that forkid Lroy. Next on KDWUB plus,
Vauntster's The Pot