January 15, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, stay true.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
I saw this TikTok the other day, and I want
to tell you about it because I think it's something
I need to start adopting into my everyday life.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This woman is explaining something called sticky eyes that she
does when she's like out at the bar, at the
club or something like that, and it's it's a fascinating
concept that I think we should all put into our
daily lives.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay, how does it work? Sticky eyes?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So I've actually got the audio here that explains it,
because she's better at explaining it than I am. But
I always called it googly eyes when I was coming
up in my twenties, but she calls.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It sticky eyes, and hers is a really good description.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
This is how to get anyone to come up to
you in a bar or in a social setting, because
this is called sticky eyes. You pick your target, you
stare at them until they look back at you. Once
you make eye contact, you look away like you've been caught. Okay,
the next time that you look at them and they
meet your eyes again, don't look away. Let them break first,
because they're gonna check to see if you were you
(01:09):
really looking at me, and the second look will confirm
that you were. And this time you're gonna have to
hold it u uncomfortably long. They have to look away
first for this to work. Once they look away, you
never look at them again, and in about forty five seconds,
they will be right in front of you, as if
they have been summoned psychically about you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They'll be like, what do you think about this? This
is this effective? Or does it just sound effective? I
think it's effective for anybody who's attractive.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They look like me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can sticky eyes all day and all night. It
ain't gonna work. They'll probably call the copsure pepper spray.
Yet I more attractive, Lift your butt, che fart, and
they'll be like.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So I used to do something similar to this back
in the day, and I would just call it googly eyes,
where I just skip the looking away part. I would
just stare at somebody with the like googly eye look
until they looked back at me, and then I would
not break eye contact until they broke eye contact.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And so I wasn't. I mean, hers is a little
bit better than mine.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But one time I like accidentally made eye contact with
somebody at trivia and he came up to me and
asked me.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
For my phone number, and that was an accident.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
He was like, well, I saw that you were looking
at me from across the bar, and I was.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like, eye contact is a big thing because if people
people will look you know, when you look like me,
people will look at you just long enough to know
that they don't care. They'll look just like a glance,
like a half second glance, just enough to know they
don't care. Sure, but when you're attractive people, you'll notice
people will look at you a little bit longer than
they probably should.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, if you're kinda kind of FuGO, but you have
great eye contact, You're gonna seem like you have a
lot better confidence.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And I'm going to be like, wait a second, is
he actually like cute?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Though?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I think confidence is like huge. Confidence can make you
like twenty times more attractive than like the most attracted
person at the bar A lot of time.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think confidence, Yeah, confidence is a sense of humor,
I think, absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But sticky eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So the problem the bit is you look at somebody
and then when they catch you looking, you break that
contact like.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh gosh, I've been caught.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I never did that at the bar, but I definitely
would put my sex eyes on when I was in
the mood to like flirt with boys, really just going.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Right there to the sex size right now.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Like I call it my sex eye. It's not like
actual sexiye. It's like the really seductive look that you
get to give to someone as you're like flirting, where
you like, you know, you're flirting already out loud, but
you're also giving them the look of like I'm into you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I have an idea. You have sex siye. Everybody thinks
they have their sexy face. We are on video right
now and we have the perfect opportunity. So we're gonna
take a break. We're gonna come back in three ish minutes.
Everything good happens in three minutes, and we're gonna do
our best sexy eyes face on the webcam on YouTube
Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Just look for Dave Ryan TV. You're in this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Tube, von you gottat you get a sexy face? I
want to see it. I have no confidence in my sofa.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
See, that's why does it work? All right, I'll figure
out landed Alyssa. She must think you're inheriting money or something.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You can practice in there in front of your little mirror. Yeah,
I didn't put this to practice sexy faces. It was
just a sea behind the sticky and not conceded.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
If you think of it like you're practicing sticky eyes,
it'll feel less weird.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So let's go over it again. So you look at
somebody across the bar. You wait until they look at you,
then you look away, look like quickly, and then and
then you look at them again until they look at
you again. This time you don't breakuntact. They break eye contact,
and then you don't look a look at them again.
Then they're gonna wonder what happened. Then they're gonna come
(04:35):
over and be like, Hi, can I buy you a drink?
All right, that's the program. We'll come back and we'll
do our sexy eyes and then you'll vote on who's
got the best and worst sexy face.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Or rate each one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, not best and worse because I'll get bath.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Jenny will probably win.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This one, probably out of practice, and then we'll do
this and you'll rate each one. We'll do that, So
go get your go o. You can do it on YouTube,
on your phone or on your top or whatever. Just
open up YouTube and search for Dave Ryan TV the
inspiration for Baby Got Back.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god, Jenny on the day for Ryan Show,
I'm katib Ob.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Bailey was telling us about this story sticky eyes, and
this is a fool proof method to get somebody to
come over to you and basically pay attention to you
in a social setting like a bar or a club
or something like that. Probably would not work at Perkins,
but then again, you know, you never know, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Never know. Here is the source.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
This is how to get anyone to come up to
you in a bar or in a social setting.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This is called sticky eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You pick your target, You stare at them until they
look back at you. Once you make eye contact, you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Look away like you've been caught.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Okay, the next time that you look at them and
they meet your eyes again, don't look away. Let them
break first, because they're going to check to see if
you were you really looking at me, and the second
look will for that you were, and this time you're
gonna have to hold it up uncomfortably long. They have
to look away first for this to work. Once they
look away, you never look at them again, and in
(06:10):
about forty five seconds they will be right in front
of you, as if they have been summoned psychically about you.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
They'll be like, hello, Okay, So now again, if you
are attractive, you probably don't have to work that hard.
But if you are I don't know, maybe more average, sure,
maybe that might work a little bit. I don't know.
But we all decided. We're on YouTube right now, the
Dave Ryan Show. Just search Dave Ryan TV on YouTube,
and we're gonna do something just for the cameras. And
(06:38):
this is not gonna play well on in the radio
as much, but we will read our ratings. So we're
all going to give our sexiest look to our individual
cameras we have. We have got four cameras in the studio,
and then we'll give our sexiest look to the camera.
You will then rate each one on a scale of
one to ten with any comments or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Anything like that, and I'll subscribe. What you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, very good. So go on YouTube and you can
comment right there. We can see the comments life and
so Bailey, it was your bit. You go ahead, you
ahead and go first. And it's a good thing. You
washed your hair and styled it today. Yeah, so that's
a good thing. So Bailey, go ahead and give you
your Now this you're at you're at I don't know,
you're at a bar and you look over at some person.
Give me the give me the look that you give them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, I'm looking over. You've caught me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Oh are you serious?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Before you even did that, I feel like you, like
before you looked over, you already had your sexy eyes on.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, what I pushed in your head?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
All around? You look like you.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Let her go and carry Okay, alright, here she goes
pounty lips. No, you can't do it. You're trying to
take yourself and if you look like you're trying too hard,
he'll be like, pass, who's the girl with her?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly, and then I'll set up my friend. It'll
be great.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Katie's going to do so much better than you.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
All right, bunt your up next, look at the camera.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
If your best sexy look and you can hold it
stationary or you can move around whatever you think is
going to work best.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I'm so I'm doing like a slide like look at
the camera, but then like, oh, I got.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
To look the whole time you decide you want to do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, I'll squint a little bit. Looks like he's gonna
tear away my skin.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
We'll screw you, Bailey. Do a little lick lip because
you know I got big lips, your boy. But it's
just subtle. It's subtle.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Honestly, I feel like Vaughn's look makes it seem like
he actually can't see very well and he needs it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Looks like you're hungry. Every time you look at you're
looking your lips.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like yeah, all right, Jenny, let me let me see
your best, your best sex practice. But we'll try this
look at the camera. It's a bit menacing, Jenny. Jenny's
got a slight smile and very friendly eyes. That was
a good one, Thank you, all right, David the sexiest face.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Gosh, David, look like you want to read me a
book like mister Rogers neighborhood practice too.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, you look like Dave.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You look like you're waiting outside of a building for
someone to show up, but you don't know who they are,
what they look like, so you're just like trying.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
To stand here. Okay, all right, one for okay, he's
putting it's blue steel. You guys giving out now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Comments? Okay, so comments, so comment on. You know, we'll
read these. And I know this is it's radio and
we're doing a visual bit. But we're also basically we're
on TV. We're on YouTube, Dave Ryan TV. That's our
own channel on YouTube. So what kind of comments are
beginning about these sexy looks.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, someone says, Bailey is all of us, so you're welcome,
and someone else said same when I was doing my face.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So so, in other words, being awkward and uncomfortable and
I'm very good at it is the average ability.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Someone someone says, uh gosh, dang Jenny, dang Jenny. Someone
else said, stop, I got a wife. I like this
one about Dave.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Somebody said Dave looks like Bob Saggitt in the opening
credit for Full House.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'll take that that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'll I have a friendly, like approachable look. But also
I don't use that look anymore because Susan would elbow.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Who are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
A couple more comments on our Dave Ryan TV YouTube.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Somebody said Bailey had it man and then sold Dave's
head nod. Dave's head nod looked like he was ready
for a drug deal.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is this vehicle? I'm the guy now?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
As you're listening to the show, whether you're alone or not,
but especially if you're alone, just look at something. Pretend
it somebody you're seeing across the bar, and give him
your best sexy look, whatever that might be. To go
ahead and try it. If you if you're at a
stoplighter in front of the bathroom mirror, look in your
mirror and give yourself your own best sexy look, and
you might not realize how effect or ineffective.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It might really be.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Go ahead and do it.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I also think with people like, if I'm looking at
somebody that I think is attractive, there's a thing with
your pupils, they'll get bigger or something.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I think right now it's see. I don't think it
was fully effective because we're just looking at cameras. But
if I'm looking at if I'm looking at my girlfriend,
a lista across the bar. You'll see my eyes get
baldy and it'll be like, Okay, it's good sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's doing across the bar there? Yeah, she's trying to
find somebody else.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, I tell her to go over there so we
can get free drinks like she's single.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Okay, there's so many more.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Comments on here.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Somebody said Dave looks like he's trying to hold his
poop in while flirted.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You know, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter how sexy
to rip, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What about Jenny.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Jenny could take your grandpa, grandma, dog, sister, uncle, it
don't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I love this licking his lips yummy. H Bailey. No,
I'm not gonna read that one. H Bailey had it
naturally on point before, but then she tried too hard.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, I want to hear the one you didn't want
to read. Maybe No, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Just saying that I've they've never seen me before, and
I look nothing like how I sound.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh I get that a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, Yeah, text messages, look at somebody that you want
to pick up on, like you have a secret. What
blank face, like you're in a mugshot. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Did they say.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That in like Princess diaries, like chew like you have
a secret that's not as effective, like when you're eating food,
like you have to chew with your mouth clothes, and
then you kind of like do it in a Koi way,
like you have a secret, but it sounds it doesn't
look right.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So if I'm looking at someone like I have a.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Secret, it's gonna look like I have a big secret,
like somebody's bodies in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And I think that some people have it and some
people just don't. I think Jenny was kind of a
natural when he said it is known as blank me eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I love that.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah, somebody else said it'd be a tide between and Jenny.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
We need a tiebreaker.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I'm glad that I'm at least in the running because
remember when we posted our thirst traps on Instagram and
everybody thought I looked like I was asleep.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It looks like you just woke up and quick selfie. No,
that's not what happened. That's not what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's another text message at Katie WB one. It says, hilarious,
I'm trying doing my sexy eyes at home. We're all awkward.
I haven't been single in a while they are out
of practice. Oh my god, Bailey, I think you're the
cutest on the show. You're beautiful girl. Well there goes
my spot. I used to be the cutest on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Ever, you were never nineteen ninety five. Maybe get out
of here. I'll take it at it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
This text says I have borderline personality disorders, so when
people look at me, I assume they.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Want to fight.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Don't do that?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Thanks, have fun, Thanks for watching on YouTube the Dave
Ryan Channel, Dave Ryan TV. We are never more than
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(14:00):
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Speaker 4 (14:11):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
We're going to talk today about how social media really
amplifies disinformation and a crisis, especially with the LA fire
so honestly, this is a little bit of a lesson
I think for a lot of people today because I
think we get a lot of our news nowadays via
social media and we don't always use the best logic
because we get fed an algorithm. So basically with social
(14:35):
media nowadays, it's a very fast paced nature, and it
leads to unverified claims, which then spreads faster and inaccurate information.
So these platforms, you know, they reward engagement, so sensational
or misleading posts go viral, while algorithms reinforce echo chambers.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So if you're.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Seeing something that's like riling people up, that's going to
go more viral than a pierce that about.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Something with the files, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Yeah, right, So then the user engagement goes up, and
then more people see it and then they think, oh,
this must be what's happening with the LA fires. So
one example that I saw was that people were sharing
this AI generated picture of the Hollywood Sign being on fire.
Oh really, So it's kind of like, basically I just
(15:23):
saw this thread and it was just a long thread.
To be like, take a step back when you're getting
your news from social media and make sure that you're
like checking your sources a b like see if it's
rage bait, which Dave said, it's like something to rile
you up, So it's not necessarily accurate information. It's just
something to rile you up to get the views and
the likes and the clicks and then see you just
(15:46):
I don't know, use some common sense sometimes when you're
looking at stuff on social media.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Well, don't you think people look for verification of their
own opinions. So if you believe that the la fires
were set by the governor, Okay, just being stupid. Sure,
if you believe that and you go online and you
find somebody who's like, yeah, here's a picture of Gavin
Newsom with a blow torch set in a brush fire,
you're gonna be like, see, I told you so, right,
And the same thing is like, oh if you believe this.
(16:10):
It's called confirmation bias, where it's like I just want
to only read things that believe what I say, and
people do it all the time.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yeah, right, And then once you start on one thing,
it's going to continuously feed you that algorithm. So then
you must think, like all of this information must be right,
it's all adding up together.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You know, so I anyway, So it was just kind
of take a step back.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
But then also, social media isn't all bad because of
course you have seen so much good happen via social
media with the fires, like everyone sharing donation lists or
where to go, or people being like venmo me and
I will get all this like sent to somewhere in
LA because I live there or something because I have
some friends who are doing a ton of work out
there with the fires. So it's like it's not all bad.
(16:51):
But I just it was an information. It was an
interesting thing, it says. I'll just go through the five
things real quick, how to spot disinformation. Pause, take a
moment to digest what you're reading. Notice how a post
makes you feel. False posts often use urgent headlines to
exploit the emotions triggered by a natural disaster.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Then also research before sharing. I do that all the time.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I will never share something I haven't researched ahead of time,
question the source, and then investigate the issues. So conduct
like an impartial search by reviewing other credible search sources.
So that's just a quick little kind of educational Jenny's
been on Reddity whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I see something that I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is like I go on Snopes because I see people
post things like that. One of the dumbest things lately
is like Facebook is going to be able to take
all your information and use all your information and sell
it and they can use all your photos and they
own it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Unless you post Facebook, I do not give.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You permission to use my And then other people will
be like, oh my god, Karen, thanks for telling me
about this, and they'll repost it. Then I'll go on
Snopes and that's basically it's a fact checking website and
it's fairly unbiased and accurate, and they'll say like, no,
Facebook is never going to do that. You don't need
to post Facebook, you can't use my information. I see
it pop up every year, and then I like to
(18:05):
be the one who knows it all is like, go actually, Doug,
actually that is not true. It's been going around for
a few years. Then I'll get a lot of people
saying you're part of the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like bo okay.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Shout out to Carly for her twenty seventh birthday.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Happy Birthday that comes from Carle.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Carly wanted her own shot out, so also Dove Cameron's birthday.
She is twenty nine. Pit Bull got a birthday today.
Guess how old Pitbull is? Nope, forty eight, forty four
years old? Wow is Pitbull? Thank you? Jenny. Are we
gonna do what's on your radar? Should we get right
into Dave's Dirt? Were running a wee bit late.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
We can get into Dave start right now.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on one oh one point three KDW.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Don't miss the next three minutes because something profound is
going to be delivered on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
What will it be? Profound?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
News on Dave's Dirt coming up in three minutes on
kd WB. First of all, I'll let you know somebody
told me that I got to watch jur number two.
I watched it on Prime Video last night, finished all
but the last twenty minutes or so. Really good. I
was telling Bailey and Jenny earlier. It is such a
unique idea for a TV show, or like a movie.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
It's a movie.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's one hundred and forty minutes or something like that,
so maybe one hundred and fourteen I don't remember, but
really good, and so check that.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Out if you get a chance.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Brad Pitt is in the dirt today because somebody faked
being Brad Pitt and scammed a fifty three year old
woman out of eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars because
they thought they were in a relationship with Brad Pitt. Yeah, okay,
you kind of wonder who would believe something like that,
but I guess people do. Fifty nine years old, Brooks
(19:56):
shield says she still needs a lot of help to
enjoy fully enjoy the including quote my lotions and potions,
the right sleepwear, her special pillow, and maybe a tequila
so I can relax.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I like lotions and potions. That's that's cute. That sounds
like a podcast. You know, I don't want to watch that.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We can talk about that off the air, because I
want to tell you that things change in your body
as you get older men and women. Yeah, and if
you are forty nine years old, you know exactly what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
He asked Brookes Shieldless, though, like why did you offer
this information?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I don't know who asked her. I think maybe she
offered it up in a podcast. I'm not really sure.
When David Schwimmer was eighteen years old, he worked as
a process server for his mom, who was a divorce lawyer,
and interestingly enough, one of the people that he served
with divorce papers was Rod Stewart. I like this story,
(20:47):
you know, if you're old enough to care or remember.
People have debated for a long time who's more influential,
the Beatles or the Rolling Stones. They finally have an answer.
Here's the Rolling Stone and here's the Beatles, which is
more influential. It wasn't even close. The Beatles are very influential.
(21:13):
People go Beatles sook, and I'm like, how can you
say that? Have you listened to songs like Yesterday, Long
and Winding Road Across the Universe? Have you listened to
these songs? Then you listen to Rolling Stones? To me,
is like your brother's garage band, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
But the.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Rolling Stone I like them, I don't love them.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I love the Beatles though.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I mean the Beatles is like timeless and it's their brand,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I mean, it's timeless sound.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yesterday is like one of the most gorgeous songs ever written. Yeah,
and then you got you know, garbage like this. I'm
just saying that to rage bait.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's I think the Beatles are good.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I don't think they're as great as everyone else does.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh you're wrong, You're wrong about that.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh you're wrong. You Here is the life changing news
that I promised.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now that he got nobody can heart party harder than well,
Blake Shelton is gonna tell you nobody parties harder than.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I used to think. I could go pretty hard back
in the day. Uh, nobody I've ever met has anything
on post Malone.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I mean he is, he is. He is living a
stereotypical country song every day of his life.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I mean, I guess that makes sense. Why it says
always tired under his eyeballs and you know that is
tattoos on his face. They always tired. I didn't know
that he's all wayse party.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The only reason I could recognize him when I saw
him at Epcot once in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
You saw post Malone at Epcot.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, we made eye contact three times.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
One could say we were doing sticky eyes at each
other at the same restaurant.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, he's staring backy you like, what are you looking at, lady?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I just kept thinking that guy's got tattoos on.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
His phone it's close for you to post malone.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
We walked by each other, like literally right next to
each other because he was going for food when I
was like coming out for food, and I made eye
contact with him literally three separate, and I remember going
back to my mom and saying, that's post malone over there,
and she's like, who's post Malone? And I only knew
it was him because he had tattoos on his face.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So I saw post malone at Epcott.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Great story, no big deal. Okay, all right, we're gonna do.
We talked about this yesterday because what's your hotty mind?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Tag?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Has? She did songs in twenty ten? And I guess
they her? And what's your dope boyfriend's names?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Husband?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh, I'm married for a while.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They lost their home in the LA fire, which is horrible,
but they're trying to get her songs back on the
charts because they feel that if they get her songs
back on the charts, they can recoup some of their
monetary losses to rebuild and things like that. So we thought,
let's do a little something where we play some of
the worst songs by D list celebrities. So we're gonna
(23:55):
start off with a little bit of Heidi Montag. This
is called Superficial sounds so much like that same Britney
song that came out around the same time. What was
the Britney song?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
That's one kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So these are songs from other B list, not even
B list D list celebrities. For example, this is from
one of the Real Housewife I think of Atlanta Tarty
for the party. Remember this one?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Now that's bad. Yeah, I want to hear one that's
even worse.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
This is remember Farah's sixteen year old teen mom, Yes,
Sarah Abraham. Her mom decided, oh well, my daughter's moderately famous,
I'm gonna be moderately famous too. I'm gonna do a
really bad And the video makes it even worse because
she's tried to dress sexy, kind of eclectic, and she's
not pulling it off. It's called her name is Deborah,
(24:55):
Deborah Abraham, and she says, this is a song is
called Deb's O rap. It's bad. Here we go, It's bad.
The video makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What is she doing in the video.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
She's wearing a top hat, a top hat, top hat
and some sort of corset and then there's a bunch
of goofy looking fat guys in the background running the equipment.
So now some of these other ones, I'm not exactly
sure that who did Money Can't Buy You Class?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Do we know that?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes, that's another housewife.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
It's Lanne de Less ups and I'm sorry I don't
watch those, but Luanne a housewife too.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, Vogue, it is giving Vogue. That's what I was
gonna say. It feels like rue Paul from RuPaul's Drag
Race wrote that song, but I don't she didn't even
try and rhyme anything.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't think that. I'm gonna guess she probably
didn't even write it. Again, the fat guys in the
background are running the equipment are probably the ones who wrote.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It's like just suiting into the microphone. Here.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Now here's one that was actually this became a radio hit.
This is from somebody who you did not ever expect.
I'd say they're a C list ish celebrity. Definitely somebody
you heard of. But they were very popular. They're still popular,
but they're very popular, like in the two thousands, and
they had a song come out that actually became a
radio hit. I'm talking about mm hmm, Paris Hilton. Crazy
(26:21):
Stars are Blind Paris Hilton.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
That used to be on my running playlist.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's actually pretty catchy.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It is a catchy song. Yeah, Well, she could afford
a great songwriter. That's the key is a lot of
these songs are garbage. But Paris Hilton could afford a
great songwriter.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
And at least we can hear her voice too, because
the thing with like the Heidi song is that her
voice is so drowned out by like the Simpsons, and
I can hear Paris Hilton's voice.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We got more of these? What who did the next one?
What have got next?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Change?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
So Lindsay Lane had a song that also was pretty good. Yeah,
And honestly, I feel like I've done it for winning
song Wednesday before because I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But it was called Rumors.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
If you remember it, okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I remember the verses aren't great, but the chorus is
good and the music video is good.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I remember distinctly the music video.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
She was on the Today Show one time when that
song was big, and she forgot her lyrics, so she
turned her back toward the audience and acted like she was, like,
you know, dancing with the guitar player until she remembered
where she was.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Good for smart moves, Smart move, Look it up.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
If you don't believe me, check it out on YouTube.
Give me another one, Jenny Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I did not remember that she had a song, but
she did one as well, like twenty ten or something called.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Jam and here it is. Yeah, her voice is annoying even.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
When she sings yang.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Do you think she's embarrassed about that song? Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I doubt she remembers that.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I don't know, And I like, did she do
that because she was with Kanye or something?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, like Dane would not I don't like Kanye,
but he would not have let her record that song.
He's a better he's a better songwriter. I think he's
a better songwriter.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Than I think that was before Kanye.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
But like anytime the Kardashians have like an inkling to
do anything, like she was probably like woke up one
day She's like, what if I did a song and
then they just do it because they.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Have the means?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, I think they go, yeah, we have the means
and I've got this fame. How can I take advantage
of it. Nobody's gonna cast me in a movie, So
why I'm gonna do what I think everybody can do
sing Yeah, and obviously some people should not. Are you
give me a couple of more. Here's one I can
introduce without help. And this is not one that we
knew her beforehand, but when she did this song, she
(28:34):
came out of nowhere. And this song became kind of
a combination between a radio hit and one that everybody
made fun of.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
And I think one of the reasons.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
We loved it so much is because the video was
so stupid charming yet endearing at the same time. And
one of the things I liked about this song video
is she included her dope be looking, pimply faced friends
in the video instead of high models. This is Rebecca Black, right,
(29:07):
don't scoff. You still know every damn lyric and you know.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
It so catch It's like you loved it, but you
also know it was really passed, really bad it was,
but it was catchy.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The guy who wrote that that's what he used to do,
make videos for rich kids and write songs and put
them in a video. And that melody he stumbled across
a really catchy little melody job.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
There was one other one that we had on this
list that I'm not sure that a lot of people
have heard this one because the views on YouTube are
a little bit low. They're in like the two hundred range.
But it's by someone on the show. Actually, oh no,
it is by the one and only Bailey.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
What's the backstory of this song?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So my friend James, when I lived in Florida, he
always thought that these like same kind of thing, bad
celebrity songs. All you need is autotone and like a
beat and you can make really trashy pop music. So
we did a song called pretty as a Joke and
I had a verse in the song.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Is done as a joke.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, it's like we're making fun of the pop industry.
And that's like all of the music that he made
was making fun of the pop industry. And he was like,
do you want to be on a couple of songs?
And I said yes, And this was the one that
I had the most significant duet.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So we're gonna hear your voice, this is my voice? Yeah, Okay,
here we go. It's T P E T T out baby,
whoa bro?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
You should sold your role? No, you should just let
go because I not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That into you.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Not into you. It's so hard when you are the
queen fine half guy, he's out of your dreams.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Grow so.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
That even there cally shallow, call me snide. Beauty's not
just on the inside. Sorry boy, are you confused? Let
me sound after you. B A I L E y.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
If you're don't be.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Shot, You're not.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Say goodbye and say goodbye, just say goodbye and.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Thank you. Now it's funny too.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Is phenomenal. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You could hear my voice better than you can hear
howdy mind talk's boys, So thank you so much. That's
the first time we've ever been played on the radio.
Last that was like from twenty thirteen. I think it
says twenty fourteen and it was funny.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
In the description of the video, it says featuring the
vocals of Princess Bailey J And then under it it
has the link for you to go buy it on iTunes.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, it's available on iTunes. Why because well I was album. Yeah,
he has like a full album.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
So it's James Cougar is what he goes by for
his pop albums, and uh, yeah, and I'm on that one.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Whopping seven subscribers.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Hey, yeah, and you want to describe the music video, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, it's just shot on like a phone vertically of
us going like around the Disney parks and then just
like voguing essentially and then dancing in a nightclub.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So that's pretty much it just us looking like where
did you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Where did you record this?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Where?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Did you actually record this in his apartment or whatever?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, yeah, okay, gotcha, because that's how a lot of
these are made now. Yeah, because you can do that.
I when you did the video in Disney, did you
lip sync to the video?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
We didn't. We were just kind of like hanging out.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
And you just like hanging out.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, just hanging out. Not a performance, one No, not
a performance. Text message is somebody said this has a
three O three vibe? Remember three oh three three three
tearing up your speaker Neat and Nana. No, I think
that lately, I can't have relationships.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh it was main. I don't know what we're thinking of.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
The band three has like rich girls, like their big song.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
No, I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
I don't think you do pull up hooks and then
we can play.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You know, no, that's three oh three. Because I asked
them where they got that line. They said, we bought it.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This song.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That's another one. That's another one, Nana na. Anyway, Bailey
is a freaking star. I love it, says this text
message Princess Bailey. Why do I absolutely love Bailey's song?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Bailey? It's so good?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
YE so much love it?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Bailey freaking star.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You can't tell me Olivia Rodrigo wrote that pretty song
by Bailey.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
It would have been a hit.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Now, that's true exactly if Olivia Rodrigo had written and
performed that song, we would be playing it on katw
Basically it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Was me said it was me. It was just twelve
years too soon or too early.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I gave you a little one more time case she
missed it. Bailey had a song that because we were
talking about how Heidi Montag has got music from twenty
ten and they're trying to get it played on the
radio so they can make some money because they need
money because of their house in the LA fire. And
then we started playing all these other songs by people
that probably shouldn't have recorded a song, and then Bailey's song,
(34:03):
I'll play it again in case you missed it.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Let's tail outside baby.
Speaker 9 (34:11):
Baby, Well, bro, you should sell your role. No, you
should just let go because I'm not that into you.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Not into you.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
It's so hard when you are the queens sine half guy,
he's out of your dreams.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Grow, so keep back that men there, call me shallow?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Who wrote that rap?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
You wrote that rap?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Call me shallow? Call me shy, beauties not just on
the inside. Sorry, boy, are you confused? Let me spell
it out for you. B A, I l eat y.
If you're hot, then don't be shy. If you're not,
then say goodbye. Just say goodbye, Just say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It ain't easy being pretty. Twelve years later, that's Bailey's
claim the fame.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yes, it it only goes downhill from here, out of
the peak. Now you're on the radio. God tragic Bailey.
People want to find the link of your video so
they can up the views from two hundred views.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, I can post it on the Dave Ryan Show
page on Instagram and it'll go to our Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
As he's on a YouTube, you have a video of
the YouTube. Ya come In all the years that I've
known you, it's never come up that you have a
bad song out.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
It's funny because my mom literally told you and she's
texting me saying yes, pretty. My mom's the biggest fan
of this song, so that's a mom's job, it is. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
I'll post it on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Please do I've not seen the video. I want to
check that right, check that out? All right? Thanks for that.
That was a lot of fun. It is one on
one point three. Hey, w B.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Princess Bailey is hosting think Fast this morning. So here's
the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Bailey's gonna call out a lot of little questions. My job.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Whoever's playing is going to try to beat the other opponent.
You get to play along too. Who is opposing whom today?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Me versus you?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
David?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Oh, let's do it, Jenny. Okay, we are ready.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Awesome, Dave.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm starting with your very favorite category, which is name
another character in the story.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Give you one character in a story and you just
have to name someone else hidden their story.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I was so distracted by the text messages praising Bailey's song,
which is like, here's a text message, who is this diva?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Bailey? What a queen.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Also, real housewife Erica Jane had that song called Expensive
and her husband scammed people out of money.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Did you make any money out of your song? Proo?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I made zero money. I mean maybe James did, but
I did not. Okay, all right, we are ready name
another character in the story.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Your first character is Ron Weasley, Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Okay, yeah, I'll give it to Jenny with Harry, all right,
Tom Sawyer, Hawk Finn, Yes, fabulous, good job, George Costanza,
Jerry Seinfeld, Yes, indeed, I'm not going to.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Know these people.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Kerrie Bradshaw, Samantha what did you say, Sandra, Cassandra, No,
Samantha Samantha.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, all right, gets that point.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yes, Jenny gets that points too, to Glinda the Goodwitch
Alpha Bay.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Indeed, for a second Alphaba.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Which is from Wicked, but Glinda's also in Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
All right. Blair Waldorf, Oh my gosh, I can't I
think of autone's names. Chuck Bass but that's too long.
That's okay, no worries, I think so okay, So your thought,
what movie are you talking about? Blair Waldorf is from
Gossip Girl.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Okay, okay, I was thinking to something else.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
There's Serena, there's Nate, there's Jenny, there's all there's so many.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I can't believe I didn't have that one.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Okay, here's another one. Name another character in their story, Bruce, Wayne, Robin, Dave.
That was a weird one. You like hiccups in the
middle of that one, So I'm not going to give
it to you. I love you, though, Fine, Okay, what
were you looking for? Like, yeah, Robin worked, but it
just wasn't fast. Okay, sorry about it, okay, Regina.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
George, Gretchen Wieners, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Okay, yeah, sure, you guys are show it's it is
from Mean Girls. Okay, all right, Ross Geller, Rachel, Oh, guys,
tie tie on that one.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But nice, nice job. Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Name another character in the story, Lafonda.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, I didn't even know what that one was. Okay, good,
good job. Okay. Name another character in the story, Michael Scott.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Pam, Pam, Jenny got it, Pam.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Okay, Jenny's at five, Dave, you're at three. We're still
in it. We're still in it. All right, let's move
on to a different category because we're almost out of
those people. Okay, these are snacks, and I will give
you a letter. Okay, snacks a salty snack that starts
with a letter P.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Pritzel all right, David.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
A sweet snack that starts with the letter S. Sunday, Sure, Jenny, Sunday.
Jenny's at six, she's game point here, something to snack
on it the THI her starting with popcorn?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Popcorn like I got that I heard. I think it
was I heard Dave there. I think it was Dave.
I'm sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Jenny's at six. Still game point for Jenny. Something you
eat too much of, starting with the letter C. Tips
Dave with candies.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We're tired.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Six and six all right means next point wins. Okay,
a healthy snack that starts.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
With the letter pee. Peachees with pizza. Who eats peas?
Peace peaches like snacky ish?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
What I say? Peas?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You said sugar snap peas are delicious. You should try
him sometimes the rainbow. Stop eating just brown stuff. You
eat brown stuff all and once in a while, pink stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
How do you well?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
If you do know?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Okay, thank you, thank you, We appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
It is time.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Now we're it's well, we too.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
P r E t t R.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You don't need no help.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
That one, that one who bro you should fold your role.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
No, you should just let go because I'm not back
into you, not into you.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
It's so hard when you're the queen sinect guy who's
out of your dreams.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
Girl, So by them leave in there. Call me shallow,
call me snide.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Beauty's not just on the insight.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Sorry, boy, aren't you confused?
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Let me start out for you.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
B A I L E Y.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
If you're hot from.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Don't be shy.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You're not gonna say.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Goodbye and say goodbye.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Just say goodbye.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
N A easy B and pretty easy B and C
means the city.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's well you too, b R E T T Y.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
We don't need no alibar you very now.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
When you recorded that song, yeah, you put it on iTunes.
Did you wake up every morning and check it to
see if it all of a sudden blew up overnight?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
No, no, we kind of just recorded it and we're like, hah,
nice job us, Let's go to Epcot.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And that's pretty much our.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Lives been around at that time.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Oh you guys could have gone viral. We could have
blown up on TikTok.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
You would have been checking TikTok then, all that's a
different kind of platform.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, it was before that. It was before TikTok, Instagram reels,
all of that.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Well, that's how this song blew up and how I
discovered this worldwide hit. The only difference is the quality
of production. Your sounds like it was recorded onto a
Sony cassette walk mac.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
It was.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
It probably was kind of what this is actually recorded
onto a MAC, so.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
A little bit of a difference.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
All right, let's get into the Emo three mo on
one of one point three kd WUB where you're never
more than thirty minutes away from that bolt. But take
another one comes up in about ten minutes on Katie
W
Oh, stay true.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
That was a winning song on Winning Song Wednesday on
KATIEWB where you are never more than thirty minutes away
from that ultimate ticket to all the hot shows. So
hang on, We'll give you the keyword coming up in
a couple of moods on KATWB Dave.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I saw this TikTok the other day, and I want
to tell you about it because I think it's something
I need to start adopting into my everyday life.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This woman is explaining something called sticky eyes that she
does when she's like out at the bar, at the
club or something like that, and it's it's a fascinating
concept that I think we should all put into our
daily lives.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay, how does it work? Sticky eyes?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So I've actually got the audio here that explains it,
because she's better at explaining it than I am. But
I always called it googly eyes when I was coming
up in my twenties, but she calls.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It sticky eyes, and hers is a really good description.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
This is how to get anyone to come up to
you in a bar or in a social setting, because
this is called sticky eyes. You pick your target, you
stare at them until they look back at you. Once
you make eye contact, you look away like you've been caught. Okay,
the next time that you look at them and they
meet your eyes again, don't look away. Let them break first,
because they're gonna check to see if you were you
(01:09):
really looking at me, and the second look will confirm
that you were. And this time you're gonna have to
hold it u uncomfortably long. They have to look away
first for this to work. Once they look away, you
never look at them again, and in about forty five seconds,
they will be right in front of you, as if
they have been summoned psychically about you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They'll be like, what do you think about this? This
is this effective? Or does it just sound effective? I
think it's effective for anybody who's attractive.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They look like me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can sticky eyes all day and all night. It
ain't gonna work. They'll probably call the copsure pepper spray.
Yet I more attractive, Lift your butt, che fart, and
they'll be like.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So I used to do something similar to this back
in the day, and I would just call it googly eyes,
where I just skip the looking away part. I would
just stare at somebody with the like googly eye look
until they looked back at me, and then I would
not break eye contact until they broke eye contact.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And so I wasn't. I mean, hers is a little
bit better than mine.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But one time I like accidentally made eye contact with
somebody at trivia and he came up to me and
asked me.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
For my phone number, and that was an accident.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
He was like, well, I saw that you were looking
at me from across the bar, and I was.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like, eye contact is a big thing because if people
people will look you know, when you look like me,
people will look at you just long enough to know
that they don't care. They'll look just like a glance,
like a half second glance, just enough to know they
don't care. Sure, but when you're attractive people, you'll notice
people will look at you a little bit longer than
they probably should.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, if you're kinda kind of FuGO, but you have
great eye contact, You're gonna seem like you have a
lot better confidence.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And I'm going to be like, wait a second, is
he actually like cute?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Though?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I think confidence is like huge. Confidence can make you
like twenty times more attractive than like the most attracted
person at the bar A lot of time.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think confidence, Yeah, confidence is a sense of humor,
I think, absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But sticky eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So the problem the bit is you look at somebody
and then when they catch you looking, you break that
contact like.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh gosh, I've been caught.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I never did that at the bar, but I definitely
would put my sex eyes on when I was in
the mood to like flirt with boys, really just going.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Right there to the sex size right now.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Like I call it my sex eye. It's not like
actual sexiye. It's like the really seductive look that you
get to give to someone as you're like flirting, where
you like, you know, you're flirting already out loud, but
you're also giving them the look of like I'm into you.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I have an idea. You have sex siye. Everybody thinks
they have their sexy face. We are on video right
now and we have the perfect opportunity. So we're gonna
take a break. We're gonna come back in three ish minutes.
Everything good happens in three minutes, and we're gonna do
our best sexy eyes face on the webcam on YouTube
Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Just look for Dave Ryan TV. You're in this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Tube, von you gottat you get a sexy face? I
want to see it. I have no confidence in my sofa.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
See, that's why does it work? All right, I'll figure
out landed Alyssa. She must think you're inheriting money or something.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You can practice in there in front of your little mirror. Yeah,
I didn't put this to practice sexy faces. It was
just a sea behind the sticky and not conceded.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
If you think of it like you're practicing sticky eyes,
it'll feel less weird.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So let's go over it again. So you look at
somebody across the bar. You wait until they look at you,
then you look away, look like quickly, and then and
then you look at them again until they look at
you again. This time you don't breakuntact. They break eye contact,
and then you don't look a look at them again.
Then they're gonna wonder what happened. Then they're gonna come
(04:35):
over and be like, Hi, can I buy you a drink?
All right, that's the program. We'll come back and we'll
do our sexy eyes and then you'll vote on who's
got the best and worst sexy face.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Or rate each one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, not best and worse because I'll get bath.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Jenny will probably win.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This one, probably out of practice, and then we'll do
this and you'll rate each one. We'll do that, So
go get your go o. You can do it on YouTube,
on your phone or on your top or whatever. Just
open up YouTube and search for Dave Ryan TV the
inspiration for Baby Got Back.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god, Jenny on the day for Ryan Show,
I'm katib Ob.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Bailey was telling us about this story sticky eyes, and
this is a fool proof method to get somebody to
come over to you and basically pay attention to you
in a social setting like a bar or a club
or something like that. Probably would not work at Perkins,
but then again, you know, you never know, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Never know. Here is the source.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
This is how to get anyone to come up to
you in a bar or in a social setting.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This is called sticky eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You pick your target, You stare at them until they
look back at you. Once you make eye contact, you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Look away like you've been caught.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Okay, the next time that you look at them and
they meet your eyes again, don't look away. Let them
break first, because they're going to check to see if
you were you really looking at me, and the second
look will for that you were, and this time you're
gonna have to hold it up uncomfortably long. They have
to look away first for this to work. Once they
look away, you never look at them again, and in
(06:10):
about forty five seconds they will be right in front
of you, as if they have been summoned psychically about you.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
They'll be like, hello, Okay, So now again, if you
are attractive, you probably don't have to work that hard.
But if you are I don't know, maybe more average, sure,
maybe that might work a little bit. I don't know.
But we all decided. We're on YouTube right now, the
Dave Ryan Show. Just search Dave Ryan TV on YouTube,
and we're gonna do something just for the cameras. And
(06:38):
this is not gonna play well on in the radio
as much, but we will read our ratings. So we're
all going to give our sexiest look to our individual
cameras we have. We have got four cameras in the studio,
and then we'll give our sexiest look to the camera.
You will then rate each one on a scale of
one to ten with any comments or.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Anything like that, and I'll subscribe. What you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, very good. So go on YouTube and you can
comment right there. We can see the comments life and
so Bailey, it was your bit. You go ahead, you
ahead and go first. And it's a good thing. You
washed your hair and styled it today. Yeah, so that's
a good thing. So Bailey, go ahead and give you
your Now this you're at you're at I don't know,
you're at a bar and you look over at some person.
Give me the give me the look that you give them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, I'm looking over. You've caught me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Oh are you serious?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Before you even did that, I feel like you, like
before you looked over, you already had your sexy eyes on.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, what I pushed in your head?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
All around? You look like you.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Let her go and carry Okay, alright, here she goes
pounty lips. No, you can't do it. You're trying to
take yourself and if you look like you're trying too hard,
he'll be like, pass, who's the girl with her?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly, and then I'll set up my friend. It'll
be great.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Katie's going to do so much better than you.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
All right, bunt your up next, look at the camera.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
If your best sexy look and you can hold it
stationary or you can move around whatever you think is
going to work best.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I'm so I'm doing like a slide like look at
the camera, but then like, oh, I got.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
To look the whole time you decide you want to do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, I'll squint a little bit. Looks like he's gonna
tear away my skin.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
We'll screw you, Bailey. Do a little lick lip because
you know I got big lips, your boy. But it's
just subtle. It's subtle.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Honestly, I feel like Vaughn's look makes it seem like
he actually can't see very well and he needs it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Looks like you're hungry. Every time you look at you're
looking your lips.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like yeah, all right, Jenny, let me let me see
your best, your best sex practice. But we'll try this
look at the camera. It's a bit menacing, Jenny. Jenny's
got a slight smile and very friendly eyes. That was
a good one, Thank you, all right, David the sexiest face.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Gosh, David, look like you want to read me a
book like mister Rogers neighborhood practice too.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, you look like Dave.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You look like you're waiting outside of a building for
someone to show up, but you don't know who they are,
what they look like, so you're just like trying.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
To stand here. Okay, all right, one for okay, he's
putting it's blue steel. You guys giving out now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Comments? Okay, so comments, so comment on. You know, we'll
read these. And I know this is it's radio and
we're doing a visual bit. But we're also basically we're
on TV. We're on YouTube, Dave Ryan TV. That's our
own channel on YouTube. So what kind of comments are
beginning about these sexy looks.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, someone says, Bailey is all of us, so you're welcome,
and someone else said same when I was doing my face.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So so, in other words, being awkward and uncomfortable and
I'm very good at it is the average ability.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Someone someone says, uh gosh, dang Jenny, dang Jenny. Someone
else said, stop, I got a wife. I like this
one about Dave.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Somebody said Dave looks like Bob Saggitt in the opening
credit for Full House.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'll take that that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'll I have a friendly, like approachable look. But also
I don't use that look anymore because Susan would elbow.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Who are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
A couple more comments on our Dave Ryan TV YouTube.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Somebody said Bailey had it man and then sold Dave's
head nod. Dave's head nod looked like he was ready
for a drug deal.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is this vehicle? I'm the guy now?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
As you're listening to the show, whether you're alone or not,
but especially if you're alone, just look at something. Pretend
it somebody you're seeing across the bar, and give him
your best sexy look, whatever that might be. To go
ahead and try it. If you if you're at a
stoplighter in front of the bathroom mirror, look in your
mirror and give yourself your own best sexy look, and
you might not realize how effect or ineffective.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It might really be.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Go ahead and do it.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I also think with people like, if I'm looking at
somebody that I think is attractive, there's a thing with
your pupils, they'll get bigger or something.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I think right now it's see. I don't think it
was fully effective because we're just looking at cameras. But
if I'm looking at if I'm looking at my girlfriend,
a lista across the bar. You'll see my eyes get
baldy and it'll be like, Okay, it's good sexy.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's doing across the bar there? Yeah, she's trying to
find somebody else.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, I tell her to go over there so we
can get free drinks like she's single.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Okay, there's so many more.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Comments on here.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Somebody said Dave looks like he's trying to hold his
poop in while flirted.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You know, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter how sexy
to rip, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
What about Jenny.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Jenny could take your grandpa, grandma, dog, sister, uncle, it
don't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I love this licking his lips yummy. H Bailey. No,
I'm not gonna read that one. H Bailey had it
naturally on point before, but then she tried too hard.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, I want to hear the one you didn't want
to read. Maybe No, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Just saying that I've they've never seen me before, and
I look nothing like how I sound.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh I get that a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, Yeah, text messages, look at somebody that you want
to pick up on, like you have a secret. What
blank face, like you're in a mugshot. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Did they say.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
That in like Princess diaries, like chew like you have
a secret that's not as effective, like when you're eating food,
like you have to chew with your mouth clothes, and
then you kind of like do it in a Koi way,
like you have a secret, but it sounds it doesn't
look right.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So if I'm looking at someone like I have a.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Secret, it's gonna look like I have a big secret,
like somebody's bodies in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And I think that some people have it and some
people just don't. I think Jenny was kind of a
natural when he said it is known as blank me eyes.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I love that.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah, somebody else said it'd be a tide between and Jenny.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
We need a tiebreaker.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I'm glad that I'm at least in the running because
remember when we posted our thirst traps on Instagram and
everybody thought I looked like I was asleep.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It looks like you just woke up and quick selfie. No,
that's not what happened. That's not what happened.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's another text message at Katie WB one. It says, hilarious,
I'm trying doing my sexy eyes at home. We're all awkward.
I haven't been single in a while they are out
of practice. Oh my god, Bailey, I think you're the
cutest on the show. You're beautiful girl. Well there goes
my spot. I used to be the cutest on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Ever, you were never nineteen ninety five. Maybe get out
of here. I'll take it at it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
This text says I have borderline personality disorders, so when
people look at me, I assume they.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Want to fight.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Don't do that?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Thanks, have fun, Thanks for watching on YouTube the Dave
Ryan Channel, Dave Ryan TV. We are never more than
thirty minutes away from that ultimate ticket. Hang on for
that one. Just make sure you the more you listen
on the iHeart Radio app, the better your chances are
going to be. So I love you no matter how
you listen. You listen on your radio, you listen on
the radio and your kitchen, and you listen to car
(14:00):
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that iHeartRadio app, because now you're gonna have better chances
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Speaker 4 (14:11):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
We're going to talk today about how social media really
amplifies disinformation and a crisis, especially with the LA fire
so honestly, this is a little bit of a lesson
I think for a lot of people today because I
think we get a lot of our news nowadays via
social media and we don't always use the best logic
because we get fed an algorithm. So basically with social
(14:35):
media nowadays, it's a very fast paced nature, and it
leads to unverified claims, which then spreads faster and inaccurate information.
So these platforms, you know, they reward engagement, so sensational
or misleading posts go viral, while algorithms reinforce echo chambers.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So if you're.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Seeing something that's like riling people up, that's going to
go more viral than a pierce that about.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Something with the files, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Yeah, right, So then the user engagement goes up, and
then more people see it and then they think, oh,
this must be what's happening with the LA fires. So
one example that I saw was that people were sharing
this AI generated picture of the Hollywood Sign being on fire.
Oh really, So it's kind of like, basically I just
(15:23):
saw this thread and it was just a long thread.
To be like, take a step back when you're getting
your news from social media and make sure that you're
like checking your sources a b like see if it's
rage bait, which Dave said, it's like something to rile
you up, So it's not necessarily accurate information. It's just
something to rile you up to get the views and
the likes and the clicks and then see you just
(15:46):
I don't know, use some common sense sometimes when you're
looking at stuff on social media.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Well, don't you think people look for verification of their
own opinions. So if you believe that the la fires
were set by the governor, Okay, just being stupid. Sure,
if you believe that and you go online and you
find somebody who's like, yeah, here's a picture of Gavin
Newsom with a blow torch set in a brush fire,
you're gonna be like, see, I told you so, right,
And the same thing is like, oh if you believe this.
(16:10):
It's called confirmation bias, where it's like I just want
to only read things that believe what I say, and
people do it all the time.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yeah, right, And then once you start on one thing,
it's going to continuously feed you that algorithm. So then
you must think, like all of this information must be right,
it's all adding up together.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You know, so I anyway, So it was just kind
of take a step back.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
But then also, social media isn't all bad because of
course you have seen so much good happen via social
media with the fires, like everyone sharing donation lists or
where to go, or people being like venmo me and
I will get all this like sent to somewhere in
LA because I live there or something because I have
some friends who are doing a ton of work out
there with the fires. So it's like it's not all bad.
(16:51):
But I just it was an information. It was an
interesting thing, it says. I'll just go through the five
things real quick, how to spot disinformation. Pause, take a
moment to digest what you're reading. Notice how a post
makes you feel. False posts often use urgent headlines to
exploit the emotions triggered by a natural disaster.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Then also research before sharing. I do that all the time.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I will never share something I haven't researched ahead of time,
question the source, and then investigate the issues. So conduct
like an impartial search by reviewing other credible search sources.
So that's just a quick little kind of educational Jenny's
been on Reddity whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I see something that I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is like I go on Snopes because I see people
post things like that. One of the dumbest things lately
is like Facebook is going to be able to take
all your information and use all your information and sell
it and they can use all your photos and they
own it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Unless you post Facebook, I do not give.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You permission to use my And then other people will
be like, oh my god, Karen, thanks for telling me
about this, and they'll repost it. Then I'll go on
Snopes and that's basically it's a fact checking website and
it's fairly unbiased and accurate, and they'll say like, no,
Facebook is never going to do that. You don't need
to post Facebook, you can't use my information. I see
it pop up every year, and then I like to
(18:05):
be the one who knows it all is like, go actually, Doug,
actually that is not true. It's been going around for
a few years. Then I'll get a lot of people
saying you're part of the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like bo okay.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Shout out to Carly for her twenty seventh birthday.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Happy Birthday that comes from Carle.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Carly wanted her own shot out, so also Dove Cameron's birthday.
She is twenty nine. Pit Bull got a birthday today.
Guess how old Pitbull is? Nope, forty eight, forty four
years old? Wow is Pitbull? Thank you? Jenny. Are we
gonna do what's on your radar? Should we get right
into Dave's Dirt? Were running a wee bit late.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
We can get into Dave start right now.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on one oh one point three KDW.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Don't miss the next three minutes because something profound is
going to be delivered on Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
What will it be? Profound?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
News on Dave's Dirt coming up in three minutes on
kd WB. First of all, I'll let you know somebody
told me that I got to watch jur number two.
I watched it on Prime Video last night, finished all
but the last twenty minutes or so. Really good. I
was telling Bailey and Jenny earlier. It is such a
unique idea for a TV show, or like a movie.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
It's a movie.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
It's one hundred and forty minutes or something like that,
so maybe one hundred and fourteen I don't remember, but
really good, and so check that.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Out if you get a chance.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Brad Pitt is in the dirt today because somebody faked
being Brad Pitt and scammed a fifty three year old
woman out of eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars because
they thought they were in a relationship with Brad Pitt. Yeah, okay,
you kind of wonder who would believe something like that,
but I guess people do. Fifty nine years old, Brooks
(19:56):
shield says she still needs a lot of help to
enjoy fully enjoy the including quote my lotions and potions,
the right sleepwear, her special pillow, and maybe a tequila
so I can relax.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I like lotions and potions. That's that's cute. That sounds
like a podcast. You know, I don't want to watch that.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
We can talk about that off the air, because I
want to tell you that things change in your body
as you get older men and women. Yeah, and if
you are forty nine years old, you know exactly what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
He asked Brookes Shieldless, though, like why did you offer
this information?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I don't know who asked her. I think maybe she
offered it up in a podcast. I'm not really sure.
When David Schwimmer was eighteen years old, he worked as
a process server for his mom, who was a divorce lawyer,
and interestingly enough, one of the people that he served
with divorce papers was Rod Stewart. I like this story,
(20:47):
you know, if you're old enough to care or remember.
People have debated for a long time who's more influential,
the Beatles or the Rolling Stones. They finally have an answer.
Here's the Rolling Stone and here's the Beatles, which is
more influential. It wasn't even close. The Beatles are very influential.
(21:13):
People go Beatles sook, and I'm like, how can you
say that? Have you listened to songs like Yesterday, Long
and Winding Road Across the Universe? Have you listened to
these songs? Then you listen to Rolling Stones? To me,
is like your brother's garage band, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
But the.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Rolling Stone I like them, I don't love them.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I love the Beatles though.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I mean the Beatles is like timeless and it's their brand,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I mean, it's timeless sound.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yesterday is like one of the most gorgeous songs ever written. Yeah,
and then you got you know, garbage like this. I'm
just saying that to rage bait.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's I think the Beatles are good.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I don't think they're as great as everyone else does.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh you're wrong, You're wrong about that.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh you're wrong. You Here is the life changing news
that I promised.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Now that he got nobody can heart party harder than well,
Blake Shelton is gonna tell you nobody parties harder than.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I used to think. I could go pretty hard back
in the day. Uh, nobody I've ever met has anything
on post Malone.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I mean he is, he is. He is living a
stereotypical country song every day of his life.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I mean, I guess that makes sense. Why it says
always tired under his eyeballs and you know that is
tattoos on his face. They always tired. I didn't know
that he's all wayse party.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The only reason I could recognize him when I saw
him at Epcot once in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
You saw post Malone at Epcot.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, we made eye contact three times.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
One could say we were doing sticky eyes at each
other at the same restaurant.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, he's staring backy you like, what are you looking at, lady?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I just kept thinking that guy's got tattoos on.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
His phone it's close for you to post malone.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
We walked by each other, like literally right next to
each other because he was going for food when I
was like coming out for food, and I made eye
contact with him literally three separate, and I remember going
back to my mom and saying, that's post malone over there,
and she's like, who's post Malone? And I only knew
it was him because he had tattoos on his face.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So I saw post malone at Epcott.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Great story, no big deal. Okay, all right, we're gonna do.
We talked about this yesterday because what's your hotty mind?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Tag?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Has? She did songs in twenty ten? And I guess
they her? And what's your dope boyfriend's names?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Husband?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh, I'm married for a while.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
They lost their home in the LA fire, which is horrible,
but they're trying to get her songs back on the
charts because they feel that if they get her songs
back on the charts, they can recoup some of their
monetary losses to rebuild and things like that. So we thought,
let's do a little something where we play some of
the worst songs by D list celebrities. So we're gonna
(23:55):
start off with a little bit of Heidi Montag. This
is called Superficial sounds so much like that same Britney
song that came out around the same time. What was
the Britney song?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
That's one kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So these are songs from other B list, not even
B list D list celebrities. For example, this is from
one of the Real Housewife I think of Atlanta Tarty
for the party. Remember this one?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Now that's bad. Yeah, I want to hear one that's
even worse.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
This is remember Farah's sixteen year old teen mom, Yes,
Sarah Abraham. Her mom decided, oh well, my daughter's moderately famous,
I'm gonna be moderately famous too. I'm gonna do a
really bad And the video makes it even worse because
she's tried to dress sexy, kind of eclectic, and she's
not pulling it off. It's called her name is Deborah,
(24:55):
Deborah Abraham, and she says, this is a song is
called Deb's O rap. It's bad. Here we go, It's bad.
The video makes it even worse.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What is she doing in the video.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
She's wearing a top hat, a top hat, top hat
and some sort of corset and then there's a bunch
of goofy looking fat guys in the background running the equipment.
So now some of these other ones, I'm not exactly
sure that who did Money Can't Buy You Class?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Do we know that?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes, that's another housewife.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
It's Lanne de Less ups and I'm sorry I don't
watch those, but Luanne a housewife too.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, Vogue, it is giving Vogue. That's what I was
gonna say. It feels like rue Paul from RuPaul's Drag
Race wrote that song, but I don't she didn't even
try and rhyme anything.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, I don't think that. I'm gonna guess she probably
didn't even write it. Again, the fat guys in the
background are running the equipment are probably the ones who wrote.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It's like just suiting into the microphone. Here.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Now here's one that was actually this became a radio hit.
This is from somebody who you did not ever expect.
I'd say they're a C list ish celebrity. Definitely somebody
you heard of. But they were very popular. They're still popular,
but they're very popular, like in the two thousands, and
they had a song come out that actually became a
radio hit. I'm talking about mm hmm, Paris Hilton. Crazy
(26:21):
Stars are Blind Paris Hilton.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
That used to be on my running playlist.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's actually pretty catchy.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It is a catchy song. Yeah, Well, she could afford
a great songwriter. That's the key is a lot of
these songs are garbage. But Paris Hilton could afford a
great songwriter.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
And at least we can hear her voice too, because
the thing with like the Heidi song is that her
voice is so drowned out by like the Simpsons, and
I can hear Paris Hilton's voice.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We got more of these? What who did the next one?
What have got next?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Change?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
So Lindsay Lane had a song that also was pretty good. Yeah,
And honestly, I feel like I've done it for winning
song Wednesday before because I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
But it was called Rumors.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
If you remember it, okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I remember the verses aren't great, but the chorus is
good and the music video is good.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I remember distinctly the music video.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
She was on the Today Show one time when that
song was big, and she forgot her lyrics, so she
turned her back toward the audience and acted like she was, like,
you know, dancing with the guitar player until she remembered
where she was.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Good for smart moves, Smart move, Look it up.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
If you don't believe me, check it out on YouTube.
Give me another one, Jenny Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I did not remember that she had a song, but
she did one as well, like twenty ten or something called.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Jam and here it is. Yeah, her voice is annoying even.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
When she sings yang.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Do you think she's embarrassed about that song? Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I doubt she remembers that.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I don't know, And I like, did she do
that because she was with Kanye or something?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, like Dane would not I don't like Kanye,
but he would not have let her record that song.
He's a better he's a better songwriter. I think he's
a better songwriter.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Than I think that was before Kanye.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
But like anytime the Kardashians have like an inkling to
do anything, like she was probably like woke up one
day She's like, what if I did a song and
then they just do it because they.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Have the means?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, I think they go, yeah, we have the means
and I've got this fame. How can I take advantage
of it. Nobody's gonna cast me in a movie, So
why I'm gonna do what I think everybody can do
sing Yeah, and obviously some people should not. Are you
give me a couple of more. Here's one I can
introduce without help. And this is not one that we
knew her beforehand, but when she did this song, she
(28:34):
came out of nowhere. And this song became kind of
a combination between a radio hit and one that everybody
made fun of.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
And I think one of the reasons.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
We loved it so much is because the video was
so stupid charming yet endearing at the same time. And
one of the things I liked about this song video
is she included her dope be looking, pimply faced friends
in the video instead of high models. This is Rebecca Black, right,
(29:07):
don't scoff. You still know every damn lyric and you know.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
It so catch It's like you loved it, but you
also know it was really passed, really bad it was,
but it was catchy.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
The guy who wrote that that's what he used to do,
make videos for rich kids and write songs and put
them in a video. And that melody he stumbled across
a really catchy little melody job.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
There was one other one that we had on this
list that I'm not sure that a lot of people
have heard this one because the views on YouTube are
a little bit low. They're in like the two hundred range.
But it's by someone on the show. Actually, oh no,
it is by the one and only Bailey.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
What's the backstory of this song?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So my friend James, when I lived in Florida, he
always thought that these like same kind of thing, bad
celebrity songs. All you need is autotone and like a
beat and you can make really trashy pop music. So
we did a song called pretty as a Joke and
I had a verse in the song.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Is done as a joke.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, it's like we're making fun of the pop industry.
And that's like all of the music that he made
was making fun of the pop industry. And he was like,
do you want to be on a couple of songs?
And I said yes, And this was the one that
I had the most significant duet.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So we're gonna hear your voice, this is my voice? Yeah, Okay,
here we go. It's T P E T T out baby,
whoa bro?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
You should sold your role? No, you should just let
go because I not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That into you.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
Not into you. It's so hard when you are the
queen fine half guy, he's out of your dreams.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Grow so.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
That even there cally shallow, call me snide. Beauty's not
just on the inside. Sorry boy, are you confused? Let
me sound after you. B A I L E y.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
If you're don't be.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Shot, You're not.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Say goodbye and say goodbye, just say goodbye and.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Thank you. Now it's funny too.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Is phenomenal. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You could hear my voice better than you can hear
howdy mind talk's boys, So thank you so much. That's
the first time we've ever been played on the radio.
Last that was like from twenty thirteen. I think it
says twenty fourteen and it was funny.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
In the description of the video, it says featuring the
vocals of Princess Bailey J And then under it it
has the link for you to go buy it on iTunes.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, it's available on iTunes. Why because well I was album. Yeah,
he has like a full album.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
So it's James Cougar is what he goes by for
his pop albums, and uh, yeah, and I'm on that one.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Whopping seven subscribers.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Hey, yeah, and you want to describe the music video, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, it's just shot on like a phone vertically of
us going like around the Disney parks and then just
like voguing essentially and then dancing in a nightclub.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So that's pretty much it just us looking like where
did you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Where did you record this?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Where?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Did you actually record this in his apartment or whatever?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, yeah, okay, gotcha, because that's how a lot of
these are made now. Yeah, because you can do that.
I when you did the video in Disney, did you
lip sync to the video?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
We didn't. We were just kind of like hanging out.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
And you just like hanging out.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, just hanging out. Not a performance, one No, not
a performance. Text message is somebody said this has a
three O three vibe? Remember three oh three three three
tearing up your speaker Neat and Nana. No, I think
that lately, I can't have relationships.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh it was main. I don't know what we're thinking of.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
The band three has like rich girls, like their big song.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
No, I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
I don't think you do pull up hooks and then
we can play.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You know, no, that's three oh three. Because I asked
them where they got that line. They said, we bought it.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This song.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That's another one. That's another one, Nana na. Anyway, Bailey
is a freaking star. I love it, says this text
message Princess Bailey. Why do I absolutely love Bailey's song?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Bailey? It's so good?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
YE so much love it?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Bailey freaking star.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
You can't tell me Olivia Rodrigo wrote that pretty song
by Bailey.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
It would have been a hit.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Now, that's true exactly if Olivia Rodrigo had written and
performed that song, we would be playing it on katw
Basically it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Was me said it was me. It was just twelve
years too soon or too early.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I gave you a little one more time case she
missed it. Bailey had a song that because we were
talking about how Heidi Montag has got music from twenty
ten and they're trying to get it played on the
radio so they can make some money because they need
money because of their house in the LA fire. And
then we started playing all these other songs by people
that probably shouldn't have recorded a song, and then Bailey's song,
(34:03):
I'll play it again in case you missed it.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Let's tail outside baby.
Speaker 9 (34:11):
Baby, Well, bro, you should sell your role. No, you
should just let go because I'm not that into you.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Not into you.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
It's so hard when you are the queens sine half guy,
he's out of your dreams.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Grow, so keep back that men there, call me shallow?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Who wrote that rap?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
You wrote that rap?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Call me shallow? Call me shy, beauties not just on
the inside. Sorry, boy, are you confused? Let me spell
it out for you. B A, I l eat y.
If you're hot, then don't be shy. If you're not,
then say goodbye. Just say goodbye, Just say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It ain't easy being pretty. Twelve years later, that's Bailey's
claim the fame.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yes, it it only goes downhill from here, out of
the peak. Now you're on the radio. God tragic Bailey.
People want to find the link of your video so
they can up the views from two hundred views.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, I can post it on the Dave Ryan Show
page on Instagram and it'll go to our Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
As he's on a YouTube, you have a video of
the YouTube. Ya come In all the years that I've
known you, it's never come up that you have a
bad song out.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
It's funny because my mom literally told you and she's
texting me saying yes, pretty. My mom's the biggest fan
of this song, so that's a mom's job, it is. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
I'll post it on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Please do I've not seen the video. I want to
check that right, check that out? All right? Thanks for that.
That was a lot of fun. It is one on
one point three. Hey, w B.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Princess Bailey is hosting think Fast this morning. So here's
the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Bailey's gonna call out a lot of little questions. My job.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Whoever's playing is going to try to beat the other opponent.
You get to play along too. Who is opposing whom today?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Me versus you?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
David?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Oh, let's do it, Jenny. Okay, we are ready.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Awesome, Dave.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm starting with your very favorite category, which is name
another character in the story.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Give you one character in a story and you just
have to name someone else hidden their story.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I was so distracted by the text messages praising Bailey's song,
which is like, here's a text message, who is this diva?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Bailey? What a queen.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Also, real housewife Erica Jane had that song called Expensive
and her husband scammed people out of money.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Did you make any money out of your song? Proo?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I made zero money. I mean maybe James did, but
I did not. Okay, all right, we are ready name
another character in the story.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Your first character is Ron Weasley, Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Okay, yeah, I'll give it to Jenny with Harry, all right,
Tom Sawyer, Hawk Finn, Yes, fabulous, good job, George Costanza,
Jerry Seinfeld, Yes, indeed, I'm not going to.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Know these people.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Kerrie Bradshaw, Samantha what did you say, Sandra, Cassandra, No,
Samantha Samantha.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, all right, gets that point.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yes, Jenny gets that points too, to Glinda the Goodwitch
Alpha Bay.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Indeed, for a second Alphaba.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Which is from Wicked, but Glinda's also in Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
All right. Blair Waldorf, Oh my gosh, I can't I
think of autone's names. Chuck Bass but that's too long.
That's okay, no worries, I think so okay, So your thought,
what movie are you talking about? Blair Waldorf is from
Gossip Girl.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Okay, okay, I was thinking to something else.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
There's Serena, there's Nate, there's Jenny, there's all there's so many.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I can't believe I didn't have that one.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Okay, here's another one. Name another character in their story, Bruce, Wayne, Robin, Dave.
That was a weird one. You like hiccups in the
middle of that one, So I'm not going to give
it to you. I love you, though, Fine, Okay, what
were you looking for? Like, yeah, Robin worked, but it
just wasn't fast. Okay, sorry about it, okay, Regina.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
George, Gretchen Wieners, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Okay, yeah, sure, you guys are show it's it is
from Mean Girls. Okay, all right, Ross Geller, Rachel, Oh, guys,
tie tie on that one.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
But nice, nice job. Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Name another character in the story, Lafonda.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, I didn't even know what that one was. Okay, good,
good job. Okay. Name another character in the story, Michael Scott.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Pam, Pam, Jenny got it, Pam.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Okay, Jenny's at five, Dave, you're at three. We're still
in it. We're still in it. All right, let's move
on to a different category because we're almost out of
those people. Okay, these are snacks, and I will give
you a letter. Okay, snacks a salty snack that starts
with a letter P.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Pritzel all right, David.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
A sweet snack that starts with the letter S. Sunday, Sure, Jenny, Sunday.
Jenny's at six, she's game point here, something to snack
on it the THI her starting with popcorn?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Popcorn like I got that I heard. I think it
was I heard Dave there. I think it was Dave.
I'm sorry, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Jenny's at six. Still game point for Jenny. Something you
eat too much of, starting with the letter C. Tips
Dave with candies.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We're tired.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Six and six all right means next point wins. Okay,
a healthy snack that starts.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
With the letter pee. Peachees with pizza. Who eats peas?
Peace peaches like snacky ish?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
What I say? Peas?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You said sugar snap peas are delicious. You should try
him sometimes the rainbow. Stop eating just brown stuff. You
eat brown stuff all and once in a while, pink stuff.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
How do you well?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
If you do know?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Okay, thank you, thank you, We appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
It is time.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Now we're it's well, we too.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
P r E t t R.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
You don't need no help.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
That one, that one who bro you should fold your role.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
No, you should just let go because I'm not back
into you, not into you.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
It's so hard when you're the queen sinect guy who's
out of your dreams.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
Girl, So by them leave in there. Call me shallow,
call me snide.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Beauty's not just on the insight.
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Sorry, boy, aren't you confused?
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Let me start out for you.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
B A I L E Y.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
If you're hot from.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Don't be shy.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You're not gonna say.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Goodbye and say goodbye.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Just say goodbye.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
N A easy B and pretty easy B and C
means the city.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's well you too, b R E T T Y.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
We don't need no alibar you very now.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
When you recorded that song, yeah, you put it on iTunes.
Did you wake up every morning and check it to
see if it all of a sudden blew up overnight?
Speaker 4 (41:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
No, no, we kind of just recorded it and we're like, hah,
nice job us, Let's go to Epcot.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And that's pretty much our.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Lives been around at that time.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Oh you guys could have gone viral. We could have
blown up on TikTok.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
You would have been checking TikTok then, all that's a
different kind of platform.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, it was before that. It was before TikTok, Instagram reels,
all of that.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Well, that's how this song blew up and how I
discovered this worldwide hit. The only difference is the quality
of production. Your sounds like it was recorded onto a
Sony cassette walk mac.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
It was.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
It probably was kind of what this is actually recorded
onto a MAC, so.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
A little bit of a difference.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
All right, let's get into the Emo three mo on
one of one point three kd WUB where you're never
more than thirty minutes away from that bolt. But take
another one comes up in about ten minutes on Katie
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