7am Hour - You Can't Get Concrete Geese ANYWHERE!

The Mayor of Mound and the Mayor of Coon Rapids battle it out, No Phone Screener Friday, and more!

Episode Transcript

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It is for Friday. It's KatieWB Coach Kevin, we call him coach
Kevin from the Vikings to be droppingby the studio a little bit later on
kind of hang out for a littlewhile to talk about you know, we'll
talk about anything but football. Youknow what We're gonna talk about best French
fries. Best French fries in descendingorders. So what is the number one
French fry, Whether it's crinkle cut, whether it's regular steak fries, whether

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it is waffle fries. We'll coverall this, probably the best one.
Yeah, cover all that, andthen we have a little quiz for the
coach that's coming up in a while. Also we'll have more tickets for and
Alex Warren. Can I tell youthe announcement? Now, this is kind
of a big deal because remember bySon Carson, he's twenty three years old.
He went to college at Berkeley Collegeof Music to be a drummer.
Then he said I'm gonna do musicbusiness management. So he was on the

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tour with Love all over China andSingapore and Japan and the Philippines in Korea,
and he was a tour assistant,which meant whatever, if you need
to make dinner reservations. You makethe dinner reservations. If you are you
know you need to make sure thatthere's parking for the tour bus. You
call ahead, make sure there's parkingfor the tour bus. I want one
of those assistant assistance No, both, Yes, how would I get tour

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bus? That'd be fun, Jenny. I don't think it's in the budget,
but so and I haven't been ableto talk about it. But he
is going to be the tour manager, so he will be the big cheese
on the tour starting in a coupleof weeks. Foreign artist that you've heard
of, we should pull out hissong, David Kushner. David Kushner's got

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a He doesn't have his album outyet, but he's got a bunch of
songs out yet. And one ofhis songs was played here on KATIEWB.
So Carson, my boy, Myboy, Carson, My boy, Carson.
He is going to be the tourmanager of this entire tour, and
I've been talking. He's working onit constantly, like booking flights and making

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sure that there's a place to parkthe bus and all these things that a
tour manager does. And I said, I said, it should go really
well. I said, make surethat you always do more work than anybody
else. Never sit around playing onyour phone. He'd already knows that.
I said, always praise people ifthey do a really good job. And
if you've got to scold somebody,catch their bs up front so they won't

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think that they can get away withit. Because if you are a manager
and you let somebody get away withshowing up late or slacking or blaming,
I said, call their bs upfront. And also I said, never
get drunk with your crew. Ijust don't think you should drink with your
crew, But don't get drunk withyour crew. You can have one beer.
It's probably very different in that industry. I'm not saying that he should,

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but it's probably very different in thatindustry. Everyone hangs out there with
each other on a tour. Nothey do. But I said, the
last thing you want is your peoplethat work for you on this David Kushner
tour to be carrying you back tothe hotel room and putting you to bed
because you're puket on yourself. Isaid, don't do it. You have
a drunks and get that drunk.I don't know. I don't think so,

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but I know he has been thatdrunk. He has been that drunk
because he called me one time fromBoston after a Super Bowl party said I'm
literally dying and he couldn't stop throwingYou remember that story. Did you find
a David Cushner song? Yeah,if you go to today's show too,
there's a little hook on the top. Okay, here it is, this
is it right here? It isright here. At the same time you

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win, you're the poison from thesame vine at the same time from the
day. So he's so excited aboutthis one, and I said, it'll
go great if everybody does their job. It's kind of like if you're a
manager and everybody's doing their job,it's pretty easy. Has it been like
working on it while he's been athome with you constantly? He had like

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proud of him, washing them,proud of them. So we were in
the car yesterday, we're driving togo play golf and then we're driving down
to EP Theaters go to the movie. He had his laptop open in the
passenger seat, working on the tourdrive down, using that little hot spots.
Yeah. Absolutely, So, Yeah, he's been very serious about it
because he knows this is like anybody. It's like a big it's like a

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big thing, his big break.This is it. I mean this is
the open like the window the doorstop. Yeah, somewhere down the road.
So this is kind of a bigdeal. We're welcoming to local mayors
to the studio and this is prettyexciting. We have the mayor of Coon
Rapids here in the studio and themayor of Mound to talk about which town

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is more disgusting. Okay, it'swelcome to both. The studio. Welcome
everybody. Well, hi there,my name is Cornie mctoudor, and I'm
the mayor of Coon Rappids. Waita second, ah and pork John Bodine,
I'm the mayor of Mound, alsoknown as Mound Tucky Yee Hall.
Who if you've ever wondered what it'slike to drive on a highway that has

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tore up from the floor up,take your rickety car on out to Coon
Rappits. I ran on a platforma free college for every but so far
nobody here in Mount Tucky has beenable to pass the entrance exam. Hometown
Hero Stone or Nick, We'll behere to greet you at the dilapidated sign
welcoming you to the incomparable Coon Rapids. We are by far the drunkenest,

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smokingest nascaris city in Minnesota, andwe are proud of it. Coon Rapids
is the home of two spirit halloweensand the good cheap skate where Ish goes
down on the daily fun fact JeffreyDahmer once lived in Mounentucky. God Jeffrey
Dahmer once lived in Mountentucky, buthe moved because he took one look around
said nope, they'd take too longto clean. Fun fact hearing Coon Rapids,

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the daycares are run by pickbulls.Here in Mound, the police are
looking out for anybody driving through townillegally without a ferret sitting on their steering
wheel. Head down your local cardealership in Coon Rappings and pick up a
four wheeler. If that's not yourcup of tea. We've also got riding
lawnmowers for your single acre of yard. We are worse than Coon Rapids and

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we're proud of it. We werejust named the number one city in Minnesota
that smells like a litter box.Well, we're the only city in all
of Minnesota, where you can headon down to the Animal Humane Society and
get yourself a gaggle of raccoons tocall your own. In fact, did
you know that not only you canown raccoons as pets, but here in
Coon Rapids you can also marry them. Take that beloved pet and head on

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down to city Hall to get yourselfetched. Maun Tucky our slogan, the
mistake by the Lake Mount Tucky CoonRapids. Our slogan, We're knocked up,
boozed up and locked up. Nicejob, Mayors, nice job.
Thank you guys for coming in.You settled anything, but it sure was
good to meet you. Wow,it was pretty back and forth. I'm

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not really entire they went. Theyjust like came in real quick and then
just like and they're gone. Ido really want a raccoon though, Yeah,
I think I'm gonna go to Coonwhere you can get all right,
we'll be back one hour commercial freecoming up next on Katie w b Ab'll
kick off with the Daily Baile.You're gonna play drunk or a kid and
then we got no phone screen orFriday Coach Kevin from the Vikings coming by

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a little bit later on Mixtape Game. We are loaded up on KDWB one
hour commercial free. Coming up nextlisten, I'm your smart speaker, or
on the iHeartRadio app. It's DaveRyan Show on KDWB one hour commercial free.
In the next hour, you willhear everything from the mixtape game to
coach Kevin from the Minnesota Vikings.We're gonna play drunk or a kid coming

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up in a second. If you'regoing on a flight somewhere or picking up
somebody at the airport check in,because there's some sort of technological issue that
has been disrupting flights, and someairlines are up and some are not up,
and I think it's an air trafficcontrol but I'm not sure, but
I will say that there are planesthat are flying because I look. I
have an app, because I'm apilot and I'm into nerdy stuff like that,

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I have an app that tells youwhat planes are up in which one
So Southwest is up, American isup, but there are some other ones
that and I think spirit they justsigned off. They just said we're done.
They look for they looked around thecockpit and they said, do you
want to keep doing this? Theysaid no, I'd rather be drinking,
so they all went to the bardrinking. So spirit airlines are all grounded.
Now, don't panic. I madethat up, and I hope you

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realize that's a joke. Is thisonly affecting MSP? Are you saying all
over? I think it's all over? Oh? I think I wish I
knew more about it. But ifyou are picking somebody up or flying somewhere,
check into that. Yeah, it'sit's kind of a big deal.
So I don't think it's a hack. I think somebody just like I don't
know, control all delete. Yeahexactly. They absally hit on do and

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they're like, wait a second,I went setting factory settings. Vaunt is
still on vacation. He'll be backon Monday. It's me, Dave,
Jenny, and Bailey. Thanks forbeing here. We are going to give
away the thousand dollars coming up nexthour. So we got that. And
if you want to reach us foranything, Texas at katiewb one Right now,

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though, let's check in what's onyour mind today, Bailey, this
weekend or tomorrow. I'm going toa housewarming party and I've never been to
a housewarming party before because none ofmy friends can really afford a home,
and if they can, they don'thave housewarming parties, I guess. So

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my question is I don't even knowwhat to expect. So what should I
expect? Is it like a gradparty, but instead of showing off their
grade school memories, they show offthat they can afford a house? Or
like, do I I know I'msupposed to bring something? Yes, you
should bring a gift? Do Ibring a plant? A lawn gnome like
a piece of art? Like whatdo I bring to a housewarming party of

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this one? Because you probably arearound the auge where people are buying their
first homes, So what do youthink? Yeah, well, I'm a
little bit weird, and I alwaysbring toilet paper because I just feel like
that's a good gift that anyone willEver, you're always gonna need toilet paper,
whether you have a home or not. Funny paper, that's funny too.
So I do that because I don'tknow people's esthetic necessarily, So like

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I question bringing something that would bedecor that they would want, because I'll
be hones. Somebody in my familygave me something as a housewarming gift and
I sold it on Facebook Marketplace.It was like a very pinteresty cute like
thing, and that person straight upsaid do you like it? Like,
I know, we don't have thesame staff. I was like, yeah,
I love it, and then itstayed in the basement until I sold
it. Yeah, it was sosweet. So I would say that candles

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are always good, okay, butyes, you probably should bring something,
just like because they just bought ahouse and if they're providing the food,
they probably don't have a whole tonof money. They just put all their
money into the home. Yeah,they're both teachers, so they definitely have
no money because they're both teachers.So I just want to I want to
bring something. But I like toiletpaper. That's hilarious. I think that's
great because they will get probably abunch of candles and some plants and it's

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all appreciated. But toilet paper iskind of funny. It's your personality,
and I think it's absolutely practical.I thought I would stop, maybe too,
like at some kind of plant store, like a lawn place, and
get them something stupid to put intheir lawn, because that's like a gnome
or like, you know, oneof them little metal frogs. That's like
playing Joe Andrew wants one of thoserefuse. I think that's hilarious. A

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metal frog playing a band exactly?What is like a week? Well,
my so my At my house growingup, we had a concrete goose that
would sit on our front step,and then you would dress up the goose
in different outfits. It's apparently avery Midwestern thing, like Santa or Yes,
you would dress it up or likein a bikini or in a back

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to school out And I want toget those for people. But you can't
buy a concrete goose like anywhere.I've googled it. Write that down the
day. You can't buy goose anywhere. It's just it's not fair because that's
what I want to get people.But I would settle for a metal frog
playing a banjo. Look online andsee if you can find a metal frog

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playing a banjo. We'll do thatin toilet paper. And you have one
more recommendation, but I'm not surewhere you can get it besides Amazon,
so you might not be able toget it in time. My sister gave
me this red wine stain remover andthe thing works absolute magic, okay,
and it was like the perfect housewarming. What is it again? It's a
red wine stain remover. And Ihad had a cocktail party with girlfriends and
drinks were spilt constantly on our carpet, sprayed that bad boy on it,

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rubbed it in, it was gone. Okay, So it was like such
a good gift. So if yourfriends like to drink, it could be
a good one. And as faras what you do at a housewarming party,
it's like anything. You stand around, you chat in the kitchen,
and then you walk around and oohand ah over their new house. Okay,
And that's what you do, andyou stay like as long as you
want for like a grad party,Like an hour is a respectable amount of

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time. Do you have to bethere when it starts open house? It
is like an open house, Yeah, for sure. Enjoy good one.
Helpful thanks guys. A couple oftext messages regarding your dilemma what to bring
to the house warming party home Depotgift card is one. Our boy Benjamin
says you should bring a full loadready to drop into their toilet. Tell
them you christened the christen their porcelainfor them. I want a bunch of

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apricots right before okay, and I'llshow up, ok rare and to go
enough said. Housewarming party, thistext says, is like a barbecue to
break in the new house brings somethingto give food, beer, I give
that a plant hook thing that youstick in the ground. Home depot in
arge Low's gift cards are amazing.I just bought a new home and this
would be my favorite thing to receive. Alcohol is another one. So yeah,

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that's that should be pretty easy.Let's go back to the computer outages
thing here. Apparently it's all overit's a Microsoft worldwide outage is causing problems
with banks, airlines. Here issomebody who says, we are in healthcare
and we cannot access patient charts oranything, which isn't great. I mean,
that's kind of scary to think somebody'scoming in and they're like, have

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a health crisis and they can't accesstheir charts. They're still going to give
their treatment, I suppose. Butit is a worldwide outage, and I
don't think it's a hack. Ijust think it's some sort of a failure.
Like Bailey said, somebody hit thego back button, the undo button,
and it's now a factory resetting,and that is that is the update.

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If we find out more. Well, you know it's KTBB one hour
commercial free. It's time for alittle game we called Drunk or a Kid.
A challenge your brain a little bit. Here. You listen to this
adult tell a story of something stupidthat they did. You will guess whether
they did it when they were alittle kid and didn't know any better,
or they were a drunk adult.Let's listen to our first one. I
called nine one one because my pizzafrom Little Caesar's never came. Okay,

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that's a drunk adult. I'm gonnasay a little kid probably would not do
that, and a little kid probablymight not be ordering a pizza. Yeah,
maybe I am. We going togo for a drunk adult. Then,
Okay, let's find out I wasa little kid. I thought nine
one one could help me when LittleCaesar's failed to deliver my pizza. So

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my mom was working and it wasin the summertime, so I had to
feed myself. And when cops cameto my house, they yelled at me
and said I was stupid for doingwhat I did. Oh pizza, Oh
all right, I was drunk ora kid. He got handcuffed and put
in the back of a cop carfor egging someone's house on Halloway night.

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You want to say kid? Yeah, because of egging? How old of
a kid? Though? Are youin high school? I would consider that
almost an adult. I'm gonna sayadult because I don't think they would handcuff
a kid unless they wanted to scarethis kid scared straight? Okay? Was
this guy drunk or was he akid? I was a very drunk adult.

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I had just been fired and decidedto egg my boss's house. Man.
I was so sloppy with how Idid it. The cops were called
immediately. They asked my now formerboss if it was he wanted to press
charges. He did so. Igot arrested. One of the eggs apparently
broke an expensive outside lamp, sothey got me for vandalism. It's interesting

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that we have apparently a listener inBrooklyn. Is that the accent there is
that? Okay, Brooklyn or Jersey? All right, there's another one.
Here's Nicole. I got caught bythe water police going number two off a
boat. This probably happens a loton Lake Minatanka or your prior lake,
or your Medicine Lake or Lotus Lakeor whatever. Because you got to go

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what do you get to do You'reout on the boat and it hits you.
What are you gonna do? Shecan hold a number two, you
should is she just like hanging herbutt off and it's wide open air.
Get in the water. Let's see, I got caught by the water police
going number two off a boat.She'll probably dangling her behind off the side
of the boat. Sure, Baitley, don't get in the water to poop

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either. Well, I would getin the water to pee. Well that's
different, okay, And call intothe show one time and say that they
did that. And then she gotthe nickname of floater. Oh my god.
She thought it was just going togo away, and then it like
floated and people were like, oh, that's right. It was a couple
of months ago. She was onBig Island, I think, and she
got in the water. She hadto poop really bad, so she decided
to pull the side of her swimsuiticideand she pooped and it bobbed at the

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surface like a cork. And thenpeople are like, damn god, they
called her floater. Yes, ohmy god, I forgot about that.
Rose all right, let's find outwas she a drunk adult or a kid?
I got caught by the water policegoing number two off a boat.
I would say, that's in thedrunk adult. Yeah, yeah, I
was a drunk adult. Yes,I had to go number two really bad.

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But one of my friends was seasickthrowing up in the only bathroom,
so I dropped my pants and wentpoo off the side of the boat.
We were at Peanut Island, andunfortunately the water police saw what I was
doing and arrested me for public intoxicationand in decent exposure. Where the hell
is Peanut Island? Peanuts Lake ofthe Woods. I'm not really sure.
I don't know where Peanut Island is, all right? We got one more.

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Snashed an earth worm into my hairand started to cry about it.
Let's do it again. I smashedan earth worm into my hair and started
to cry about it. Oh that'sa little kid. Yeah, but it's
too easy. You would think it'sgot to be a drunk adult. Where
are you finding earthworms as a drunkadult? Usually that's like a kid thing
you're out playing. Start good point, No, I think kid, let's

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go kid. I was a littlekid grade This boy Chris, who I
had a crush on through an earthworminto my hair during recess. All of
my girlfriends started screaming, so Ihysterically started to grab at my hair while
accidentally smashing the worm. I wassobbing at this point, so I ran
into the bathroom to try to washthe worm out of my hair. A
teacher caught me sometime later, marchedme back to class and proclaimed in front

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of the entire class that I wasskipping. I got two days after school
detention for skipping, and Chris didn'tget in trouble because I ain't no rat.
All right, thank you very much. Drunk for a kid. On
KTWB, Hey a couple of minutes, we're gonna do No Phone Screen or
Friday. I want to give youa little heads up. This is a
bit where we put you on theradio. You get to say anything you

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want. You want to ask aquestion, if you offer, want to
offer a critique of some sort ofshow, or down for anything. It's
always fun to see what you comeup with. On No Phone Screen or
Friday, we literally answer the phonelive. We put you on the radio
and you get to say whatever youwant. And we'll do that coming up
in a few minutes. On KADWB, then, Uh, coach Kevin is

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gonna come in from the Minnesota Vikings. We're gonna hang out. We're gonna
talk about the best kind of FrenchFridays. And I got a quiz for
him. I had a little quizfor him to see how much he knows
about his sport of football, football, See what he knows. We'll do
that coming up in a minute onKDWB. Remember last week we got in
trouble because we thought he was comingin the last Friday, and it was
our fault. Yeah, because wekept saying, well, coach Kevin stood
us up and we had the wrongFriday. And then our boss Rich was

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pissed and he's like, if youdummies would have read the email, you
would have seen his next Friday tonineteenth. Whoops. Hopefully it's this week.
We'll do that coming up on KDWBDave Ryan Show one on one point
three kd WB Dave Sert brought toyou by Nicolay Law Offices. Bob Newhart
passed away. He was ninety fouryears old, and he was a big

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comedy star for probably the fifties intothe nineties and two thousands. You probably
most know him from playing Will Ferrell'sPapa Elf in Elf. But he was
also in something else that a lotof people texted in about that I'd never
heard of before, and I don'thave it in front of me right now,
but there was some show more recently. You know what I'm talking about.

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No, let me let me seeif I can find it. Yeah,
scroll back in the text messages becausethere's a lot of people who said,
oh, he was also in thisas well. In other Dirt news,
new in theaters this weekend, TwistersHe has opened up SPG thirteen,
and this is a former stormchaser whoreluctantly agrees to join an old college friend
and help them test a groundbreaking newtracking system. Oddity also opens up this

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weekend. After her twin sister isbrutally murdered, a blind occultist goes after
those responsible, using haunted items toget a revenge. What was that dumb
movie called The Hand? Remember theHand? Oh? That was tough to
me, didn't like, but otherpeople did like. It was like the
hand, the haunted hand, rightright hand? Yeah, yeaheah, oh
man, there's some bad horror moviesout lately. We saw Maxine a week

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or so ago. That was bad. Last night, Carson and I went
to see Long Legs. It wasalso bad. And I don't want to
sit here and be negative and saythat, but there's just I think they're
just cranking out movies left and right, and it's like some of them are
bad. For a very profound statement. Yeah, that's so profound, a

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bad. Bob Newhart was also onThe Big Bang Theory, The Big Bang
Theory TV show. Yeah you okay, what else at a No? Nobody
cares about that one? All right, let me find somebody. Seriously,
there's like it's like a slow dirtday. Whoopi Goldberg secretly spread her mother's
ashes at a place where I don'tthink you're supposed to do this, but

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she's Whoopy Goldberg and she does whatevershe wants to do. Here is her
story. My mother love Disneyland,so in the Small World Ride periodically I
scoop some of her up and Ido this, And I think people try

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to do this in Disney. Allthe time you worked there, was there
every Bailey an issue of people's saidwith Disney. I mean probably, but
I didn't work in attractions, soI'm not really sure. But like that's
I feel like that's a story thatpeople would be constantly talking about as folks
trying to spread ashes inside of therides. Granted, I wouldn't mind being
put somewhere, like someone throw me, throw me out into the haunted mansion.

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That'd be great. Well, Ithink the difference with the water on
into a small world is you kindof like dissolve and float to the bottom
you're in. If you're in hauntedmansion, you're just going to be a
pile of ashes in the hallway.Well, I think you could scatter me
out out front where all of thegravestones are. I think the problem is
they don't let people do it.Is because so many people would be scattering

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Grandma all over the place. There'llbe piles of ash all over the place.
Yeah, so so I see whynot. I see why not.
She shouldn't have been doing it.People do get like banned for life for
doing it. Let's see, thisis a cute little story kind of Jesse,
Jenny McCarthy, and Donnie Wahlberg haverenewed their vows ten times. I'll

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turn around around a corner and I'mlike in sweatpants and my hair like and
then there's the pastor and like aviolinist, and I'm like Donnie, so
he'll surprise me every year. Sothat's the only part that I'm like,
what best? But now we're goingon ten years, so you've had ten
Bowery nowles the coach just walked in. We're playing a clip, right,

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the coach. You walked into avery important clip of Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny
McCarthy talking about their love. Howare you, coach, Grab a microphone,
Coach, I am doing very well. I really apologize for walking in
and see him. I gotta getused to this radio thing. I'm used
to. I'm able to walk inand talk in every room I ever walked.
No, no, no, noproblem. No, I totally get
that. I think there are probablythree people that are allowed to walk in

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mid studio when the microphones are on. Yeah, you are one of the
Taylor Swift and Joey McIntyre mcint yeah. Do you know who Joey McIntyre is,
Coach, I don't believe. Sohe's in New Kids on the Block.
Do you know what? Absolutely couldwalk in? What's going on?
Coach? I always wondered about you. When do you get time off?

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Because football season ends like in earlyFebruary and then you get like a half
of a week off before you startworking again. Is that pretty much accurate,
coach? Yeah, so we areour main chunk is just about to
wrap up, and really it's it'shard to say. My wife and kids
would probably tell you that even thoughI'm technically off right now, I'm it's
it's getting close enough that my mindis starting to go there because training camp

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starts in like a week away.When we have our first group of guys
reporting Sunday Sundays. It's basically herethis summertime is our time off and it's
the most important time for a coachhis family. My favorite time of the
year obviously beautiful here in the TwinCities. So we've had an absolute blast
this summer. But as you guyssaid, it's time. It's it's about

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that time to go. Did youget to do anything? Did you go
to the cabin? Did you goto Disney? Did you go did you
go to Black Hills and go toBear Country? Us A, I mean,
did you do I would tell youthat travel, baseball and learning takes
up a crazy baseball dad. Wedid go to San Diego for a couple
of weeks see my family and someof our old friends from back there.

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But really it was it was aMinnesota summer, just here as much as
possible. We just absolutely love ithere. Do you get kids love it
here? So really fun summer?Do you get time off to go to
the state Fair? Because a monthaway is the Minnesota State Fair. You're
shaking your head like that, Ohno, you never go to the state
You've never never been. I know. I always give the players get some

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days off around that time, andthey always go, and they're always trying
to bring us, bring us withthem, but never been. He has
to go this year, he hasto. We'll try to sneak out of
practice, sneak you in. We'llcome down and we'll get like a mask
and we'll sneak out of practice,go to state Fair. Is there restrictions
when the players go to the stateFair? And you'd be like, okay,
guys, do not eat your waythrough the fairgrounds. You show up

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looking like refrigerator Perry did after theSuper Bowl, you may know what I'm
talking about. When you put onlike one hundred and forty seven pounds,
do you have restrictions, like asfar as like you know, guys don't
eat your way through the fair.I just asked that they don't come back
with, like, you know,any of the food they eat, like
still on their face. So yeah, yeah, nice, bad enough,
I don't get to go. Weprobably now that you're you know I when

(26:42):
you haven't been, you don't knowwhat you need to worry about. Yeah,
some things in my head. Youdon't know what you're missing. It's
the best place in the world.Is it something you go to multiple times
a year? Absolutely? Yeah,Oh yeah. You can go to the
State Fair and you can spend likeof several days there and still not see
it at all. So it's verycool. Great, Are you up for
a little quiz here? Yeah?From coach Kevin from the Vikings. Now,

(27:03):
I wrote up some football scenarios andI want to see how well you
know the rules? Do you thinkyou're pretty well versed on the rules and
the regulations? We got some newones this year. Is there anything throwing
you off this year? Well,we're gonna spend about a month and a
half getting ready for this new kickoffrule. What's the new kickoff? Oh?
My goodness, it's gonna look toeven a fan that you know hasn't

(27:25):
watched a lot of football before,it'll look different. We're gonna have basically
about twenty twenty to twenty two playersright there, you know, about five
yards apart on the plus side ofthe fifty yard line. Okay, one
returner back, one kicker back wherethey normally kick from, and it's gonna
be a big old scrum and we'llsee what happened. Why did they make
that change just to make more excitingor safety reasons? If you know,

(27:48):
we lost about ninety eighty to ninetypercent of the kickoffs. Kickoff returns,
which historically, I know watching asa kid was always one of the more
exciting plays for me, seeing aguy take it back one hundred yards.
Just with the new rules and therules that kind of got put in for
the safety of the player, wejust lost with everybody was the power of
the kicks. Nowadays, everybody's justkicking touchbacks out of the back of the

(28:10):
end zone almost became an obsolete place. That's what you would expect as a
touchback. They want to get itback in the game, So a lot
of rules about where the ball canland, what happens when it lands where
and obviously expect to see some differentkind of kicks and different kind of return.
So that's one foreshore among others.We have some situations here and I
want to see how well you knowthe rules of the NFL. So let's

(28:30):
give you a scenario here. CoachJustin Jefferson is lined up wide left on
the Vikings forty six yard line.The clock is running. Suddenly a mosquito
bite on his head starts itching,so Justin takes off his helmet to scratch
it, but he gets it backon before the ball is snapped. Is
this legal? I'm going to say. I'm going to say illegal. Can't

(28:56):
take your helmet off at any pointtime on the field, hundred percent,
because I would say I don't carewhat the rules are, I'm taking my
helmet off. No, but you'reright, it is illegal to take your
helmet off while the clock is running. So make sure Justin knows this.
We're going to stick with them andjust get up in there with the sticks
instead. I think that's a goodidea. Let's say, okay, let's

(29:17):
say it's Jordan Edison's grandma's birthday,So he writes happy birthday grandma on his
EyeBlack. Is this legal? Alsoillegal? Why? I just have always
told the players, just to avoidall conflict, you can't write anything,
anything, any kind of message thatyou know. They're just not allowed to
do that again once again, bothof these I would I would ask you

(29:41):
guys, where are you guys aton either one of those rules? I
have no idea. I sense mosquitosmessage to grandma. Yeah, but it's
Jordan's grandma's birthday. I would saythe player would take the fine at that
point. Do you want to doanother one? Yeah? Come on,
Okay. The Vikings score a touchdownon Detroit. Detroit decides they want the

(30:03):
Vikings to have the ball again,so they elect to kick the ball off
to the Vikings. Is this legals? In other words, the Vikings just
scored a touchdown, but Detroit theydon't want the ball. They want to
kick it off to the Vikings.Is that legal? No, it's not
legal. Actually it is. Theteam that was scored on gets to decide
who gets the ball next. Ofcourse, they always choose themselves. Really

(30:27):
you didn't. It never comes upthough, I've never actually been asked by
any of our wonderful if they askedcoach a question that nobody do I get
some sort of a plaque for this? All right? You want to do
one more? Yes? Okay,let's see here Harris in Phillips grabs the
Chicago Bears running back by the hairto tackle him. Is that legal?

(30:52):
Yes? It is? Yes,Yes, he got this. When a
player's hair is just as much inplay as the rest of his body,
it is even legal to tackle therunner by the hair or or a handful.
Or a handful can be called aholding penalty. I'm not sure I
understand that part. Okay, let'sdo one more, one, one more?
These are fun. You have agood time? Are you glad you
came? I am? Okay?Here, look at Bailey, she's kissing.

(31:15):
I'm pandering right now by wearing purple? All purple? Where's your purple?
Oh? You don't want to knowwhere I'm from? Last one?
Uh? Aaron Jones runs for afifteen yard touchdown. To celebrate, he
turns his booty towards the stands andaggressively twerks. Is this legal? This

(31:37):
kind of falls under the kitten peelsketch where how many thrust type of conversation.
But I do believe that is legal. Try again, It props and
that's not what football. Well,let's not leave you on a downy,
Let's try another one here. Okay. Iran Murphy intercepts of pass, runs

(32:01):
thirty four yards for a touchdown.He does a layup and spikes the ball
through the goalpost. Coach, isthat legal? It is illegal? Yeah,
that would be called excessive celebration.Is that right? They're not allowed
to use the ball as a propof any kind really, so, yeah,
So if you've noticed sometimes and especiallyto slam dunk over the goal post,

(32:24):
they've had some issues, you know, with some fines. Yeah,
you're quite good at the rule thing, Kevin. Yeah. Well, I'm
telling you I take offense to thefact that I've never actually been asked,
Uh, coach, do you wantto, you know, give up the
football here and go ahead and justkick it back off? Try that?
That's a new strategy. Yeah.I hope that doesn't come to play a

(32:45):
lot, but we'll definitely ask aboutthat one. That was awesome. Thank
you, it was fun. Thanksfor coming in. I know you're busy.
I know you get a lot ofstuff to go to. He did
have to ask one question before heleft talking about it all morning, ask
him, what is your favorite kindof fry? So you got your tater
todds, you got your waffle fries, you got your take fries, curly
fries, sweet potato fries, Coach, what do you think? I probably

(33:07):
I'm a pretty strong waffle fry.But there's something to be said about just
the standard, good old fashioned standardfries. Real not steak cut, but
somewhere in between that and the andthe and the shoe string right, perfect,
nice, It's probably where i'd land. Yeah, I love it.

(33:28):
Coach. Thanks for coming in,man, it was a pleasure to meet
you. So that go Vikings andtraining camp starts there, start showing up
a week from Sunday. First preseasongame is only a couple of weeks away,
person of August. We don't geta whole lot of time, so
we got to get rolling. Wowcoach, good luck, Go Vikings.
Appreciate it. It is one onone point three k D W B.

(33:49):
Can I just tell you. I'mgonna tell you. Let's in a little
secret here that really is no secretat all. Coach Kevin was in in
a second ago from the Vikings andJenny already. I mean, is no
surprise that he is very attractive.He's an attractive man. Yeah, And
it was one of those things wherethe moment he walked out of the studio
door and the door shut and wassealed and now we're soundproof, Jenny and

(34:12):
Bailey both dropped to their knees andsaid, so had I just like,
I mean, I've seen pictures ofhim, I've seen him on game days
on TV, but I just wasn'tanticipating how good lucky he was. And
he's very tall. He's like sixfoot five or so, every tall.
Yeah, are you okay? I'mokay. I'm a little warmer than normal

(34:35):
I think right now. So ifyou could turn the ac time, yeah,
totally believe it. That was fun. He was very cool. It
is KATWB on the Day, Ryanin the Morning Show. We're about to
do no phone screen for Friday.We're a little little bit late on this
one, but let's get started.Always kind of a fun time. We
take phone calls live on KATIEWB.You can talk about whatever you want.

(34:55):
You can ask a question. Maybesomething has bothered you about the show.
Maybe you're like bring back Dre whateverit is, like bring back Jackson.
The show's not been the same sinceJackson. Laugh. Whatever you want to
ask about the show, whatever youwant to vent about, is totally legit.
Six' five one nine eight nineKDWB. They only have a couple

(35:16):
of rules. Number one, ofcourse, there's no swearing. Nobody really
tries to swear because you know,we have a bleeper button issue. You're
not allowed to plug your business ifyou own a plumbing shop or an art
store. We don't do that one. We don't let you plug your Instagram.
And also if there's some event thatgoing on this weekend, like you're
doing a charity dog walk this weekend, we'd rather you know, we appreciate

(35:37):
your doing a charity dog walk,but we just don't let you plug it
because it's not the most interesting thingwe will do. But don't get me
wrong, we do love dogs.We love that we loved them so much.
Let's get off the phone and seewhat we got no phone screen or
Friday. You're on KTWDB. Whatis your name? Rain like the weather
Rain rain b by any chance?Yes? I recognize your name from Instagram?

(36:01):
I think, don't I probably Facebook? I've written to uh the Minnesota
good By a couple of times.That's how Yeah, Okay, rain B,
what's on your mind? I havehad Lena's charody for Friday, the
Monday Song stuck in my head allweek. I was wondering if there's anyway
could possibly play that que that oneup, Lena's parody of the Monday Sunk.

(36:24):
Yeah, see if I can,just like it's Monday, Monday,
Monday. Yeah, we'll find itand rain will try to play it at
the end of the show. Okay, I mean the end of the segment.
Okay, okay, Dave so much, Katie w B. You're on
no phone screen your Friday? What'syour name? Emma? What's going on?

(36:46):
Every time Jonathan Bogo comes on theshow, I always think of Saul
Goodman from that show from Better CallSaw. Yeah he's Yeah, he doesn't
look like him at all, buthe maybe sounds like him a little bit.
Yeah. I posted a video himday and people are like, I
can't believe that's what he looks like. He looks like a badass biker.
Yeah, he does anything else.It's my birthday, b birthday, that's

(37:12):
a big deal. It's your birthday. I would have brought that up.
First, Happy birthday, thank you? What are you doing for your birthday?
Going to work? That's okay?Yeah, you know, you get
to a certain age it's like,yeah, it's a birthday. What are
you doing going to work? Katie? WB? No phone screen or Friday?
What's your name? Benjamin? What'sup? Then? I just texted

(37:36):
this question, but I found tojust call in. If you drop your
knees and delight when the coach leavesthe studio, what do you streuss your
knees and say when I leave thestudio? Thank god? No, we
don't judge until you leave. Yousay, he's the best, delightful little

(37:59):
ray of sunshine that we get toenjoy once in a while. You know.
I like the thing that you guyssay. You know, we hate
to see him leave, but welove to see him walk. Yeah we
do. Yeah, we totally saythat. Okay, no phone screen for
Friday. You're on KTLBB. What'syour name? My name is Christine,
Christine, what's up? Hey?I just wanted to give a big thank

(38:22):
you to two girls that stopped lastnight in Prior Lake on Fish Pond Road
after I was a victim of ahit and run and They were so kind
and made sure I was okay,and they got the license plate of the
person that hit me and took off. And also they blew my tire,
so I think it sounded like anexplosion because people came from like four blocks

(38:45):
see what happened. And I alsowant to say a big thank you to
the man that lived nearby that broughthis tools and helped me change the tire.
I really appreciate the kindness of people. Isn't it great when you kind
of like renews your faith in humanity. You would hear about things like,
I don't know, carjackings and taxcheats and that type of thing, and

(39:05):
then you hear about something like this, Yeah, so nice, wonderful.
I'm glad you were here. Thankyou, Christine katiewb. You're on no
phone screen? Your Friday? What'syour name? Hello? One more time?
No phone screen or Friday? Whatis your name? Caitl, Caitlin,
what's up? I just want toacknowledge people and their food allergies,

(39:34):
okay, and that it's a bigdeal that you can go somewhere and go
out to eat and have your foodallergy acknowledged by a waiter or a waitress
because it's hard to do well.I think there's a lot I think there's
a lot of people like a menuthat will say something like let the server
know if you have a food allergyor a peanut allergy or a seafood allergy

(39:57):
or something like that. So yeah, I think people would become more respective
full of that one. I mean, I haven't served in a handful of
years, but even like ten yearsago, when I did, we were
very strict on allergies. Like ifsomeone let us know we had to clarify
things with our kitchen and stuff.You didn't take a bunch of peanuts and
blow peanut dust on their table.Peanut ust, peanut dust. You know,
you can? You learn a lotabout allergies or on TikTok from doctor
Ruben. He's the hottest allergiest ever. You've been talking about him for the

(40:21):
last couple of weeks, Jenny.You won't think he's hot. You won't
think he's hot, But I'm goingto tell you right now, he's going
to tell you everything you need toknow about allergies. And I'm going to
listen. All right, Katie,you're on no phone screen or Friday.
What's your name. Can I gowith redacted? Okay, sure, what's
up? Well? I would liketo say that if you were not able
to pay your rent, regardless ofwho owned, be a family member,

(40:44):
you should be freaking evicted. MI agree. So I'm assuming you have
somebody free loading off of you livingwith you right now? Oh no,
I refuse to pay anything that thisperson does. However, this push is
also it owes so much that isto take out alone in order to pay

(41:06):
back her family member. Wow?Is it interesting how some people are just
really just bad with money? Andthere are people who'll be like, I
don't have any money to pay youback. Yet you see him going to
the like the Keith Urban Concert,or you see him in some country some
country hick festival. They're the buyinga brand new cell phone and you're like,
wait a second, where's that fourhundred and eighty two dollars that you
know I can't afford it? Somepeople are just bad with money. Katie

(41:29):
w B. You're on no phonescreen or Friday. What's your name?
Carmen? Carmen? Oh my god, what do you want? I need
to complain? Can I complain forit? Yes? It's your turn.
Go ahead. I need to complainabout my husband. Oh okay, here
we go, and I'm going toget a lot of hate for this from
the men. How many grills doesone man truly need? I've got three.

(41:59):
I got a smoker, charcoal,and I get a gas grill.
What about your husband? We have? We have four? Now we have
a regular gas grill, we havea smoker, we have a blackstone,
and now he picked up a chartalone. That's my man. Oh my
god, does he use him?Carmen, quit your bitch? And is
he using him? Yes? Butthat's just too many. One grill can

(42:20):
do everything except for the blackstone.You know that's for special things. But
come on, I don't know ifI would agree with that. I don't
think one girl can do everything.You can't get the smoke, I'll say,
your regular charcoal grill, as hekens an actual smoker. Did you
just like to find things that?You just like to find things to complain
about, don't you? Carmen?Do you want me to complain about you?
Yeah? Yeah, What do youwant to say about me, Carmon?

(42:42):
Nothing? You're my best sweet?Thanks Carmen, have a good weekend.
You do. My Katie will yoube, no phone screen or Friday.
We'll do a couple of more thanwe're going to do the mixtape game
with Mom Ronda. Hello, you'reon the radio. What's your name?
Melissa? Melissa? What's up?I just wanted to tell you a joke
that it's Yeah, this is mygo to joke. I hope you guys

(43:05):
like it. Are you ready?Yes? Yes? What did the farmers
say when he lost his tractor?What? Where's my traactor? But I'm
but I'm punched kind of saved it. That's the punchline. Where's my tractor?
That's the punchline. Yeah, it'san obvious. You're sitting thinking it's

(43:29):
gonna be something crazy, but he'sjust like, dude, where's my tractor?
Act? Where to go? Dude? Where's my I don't know.
I'm so puzzled. I'm so befuddledby this joke. I don't know how
to react, but I'll remember itforever. Thank you very much. All
Right, no phone screen or Friday? You're on the radio. What's your
name? Last chance? What's yourname? Come by? Katie? You

(43:52):
be? You're on no phone screenor Friday? What's your name? Chloe?
Sorry? Chloe? Yeah, what'sup? Hey, So last night
my sister joined me at my daughter'svolleyball games and we were just talking about
swimming, and she threw out somestatstuff. Did you know that there's a

(44:13):
couple of sixteen year olds and inthe Olympics and the Olympic team And we've
all realized it had a good laughthat most of our news starts with you
guys in the morning because we listenevery day. So I just wanted to
say thank you and give a shoutout to my sister to tell in Saint
Paul for coming out and watching herniece. I love that. Yeah,
well, thank you very much.Yeah, a lot of people, it's

(44:34):
a shame people get their news fromkats from all right, Katie, what
you bet? No phone screen orFriday. You're on the radio to say
anything you want. What's your name? Name is? Bob? Bob?
What's up? I just wanted togive a show out of tolfa. Stupid
people all th today. I've alreadyhappened in the next week's What if you're

(44:57):
running to Bob Bob Bob? ItOkay, I understand, Katie, WB
you are on the radio. What'syour name? Katie? Katie, what's
up? I just wanted to say, if people knew how to properly zipper
merds, I really believe that therewouldn't what's traffic? It is like trying

(45:20):
to explain E equals ZIMC square.To some people, it just is beyond
their comprehension, whereas somebody who's reallysmart might go, oh, well,
I totally get it. It's aspeed of light blah blah blah blah where
you It's kind of like putting thetoilet seat down. It's like, some
people get it. You put thetoilet seat down, you put it that
way, you put it up whenyou pee. Some people will understand that

(45:40):
easily, and other people will neverunderstand the zipper merge. Yeah, I
get it. The world would bea better place. But some people don't
get it, and they get inthe block position. They're like, oh,
I'm going to block you from goingaround me. Yeah, And then
you drive past them and you lookin to see who it is, and
they're just like smiling, like witha dopey look on their face. They're
like, you idiot, bright attension, Katie. You being no phone screen
your Friday, You're the last call. What's your name, Marissa, Marissa,

(46:05):
what's up? Okay? I wantto talk about how people in Minnesota
or like in the Midwest have noidea how to merge. Part two go
ahead, Yeah, oh my gosh. Okay. So there are like a
ninety year old lady and see overthe steering wheel. She drives all the
way to the end of the mergelane and then it's like, hank your
horn because nobody will let her in. But who goes on a turn ramp

(46:29):
and then fully break and then triesto get over. I see it once
in a while they get to theytry to merge, they get to the
end of the merge lane and theystop. It's like, no, you're
supposed to look over and kind ofplan your attack. You look over your
left shoulder and plan your attack.So I get it. If no one's
letting her in, like they shouldbe letting her in as well. So
it's a it's a two player gamehere. I can never understand why people

(46:52):
won't let you in. It's likethis is part of what you do.
Let somebody in And a lot ofthe time it's a large, loud truck
and it's like I got to provethat nobody's going to best me by not
letting a ninety year old woman mergein front of me. Got the car
nuts on the back of the truckwith the black license plate car nuts.

(47:14):
Yeah a long time. Okay,thanks for all the calls on no phone
screen for Friday. That was agood one, Thank you very much.
Right off the bat, Rain askedif we would play Lena's parody from It
was a parody of Rebecca Black's Friday, but this is called Monday. Let's
do it just for you Rain onkd WB. Wow, you hit a

(47:34):
lot of notes in that one.Lena could actually sing, unlike anybody else
in the current lineup of the DaveRyan Show. Who are you talking about
a certain girl in purple that can'tsing? Wait, Jenny, I'm wearing
purple today. I wearing purple.I am in purple.