January 29, 2025 • 32 mins
We have Tony on to tell you if your man antics are gay, Dave judges Carnival Cruises, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's phenomenal thing.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Wow, you guys take the rest of the day off.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Okay, right, I love that here now, so we.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Could yea Tony, Good morning, Tony.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Good morning, Twin Cities, Good morning, Dave Ryan Show. We
did confessions a little while ago. Is there any confession
that you want to make about a Disney trinch.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, that's what happened at Disney.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
World, David.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I told you this in private. I will we will
move on. We could say it.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I don't mind, Okay, I will be appropriate. Okay, So
Twin Cities, me and Dave were in Disney World. That's
the exact same time. We didn't meet up, but it's okay.
We Me and my husband were in Apcot, and if
you've never been at Apcot, it's all the little small countries.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
You got Mexico, you got Norway, you got your Pan.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Well, they definitely have all the drinks from the country, right,
like the margarita.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You have all these things, but it's Disney, so it's
like come panted, punch, you know, stuff like that. They're
all really sugary.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
So I was there for seven hours drinking and no
lie Twin cities, I may or may not have trusted
a fart.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Thus we're definitely a Morocco. And then I.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Forgot this you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Me and Jenny were just talking off air and she's like, Tony,
you realized that you snapchated me drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And I don't remember that.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It was you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I was like, Jason, my husband, we need to leave now. Yeah,
So that happens.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
A long walk back to the main It sucks standing
on the mono railo. Al Right, So Tony is here
for a purpose today, Tony, what little feature did you
bring to the show today?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Know? I called Jenny and I said, Jenny, this needs
to happen in twenty twenty five. We need more diversity.
So I said, gay Tony needs to come out the air.
So you know what, I noticed something when I was
at Epcot. Straight guys do a lot of gay stuff.
They get drunk and start smacking each other on the
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butt and doing all this stuff. I'm sitting there going,
that's gay. So I'm gonna give one story and then
I want to kind of maybe open it up if
we can to that city and I want straight guys
to call us and tell us the gayest thing they've
done with the homies is my example.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You guys in college.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Me and my guy friends us to get really drunk
and then we would all sleep at somebody's house. Right, Well,
there's too many people not off beds, so me and
my friend would sleep in the bed together.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well it's not because that's gay, but we would wake.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Up the next morning and one time, well neither one
of us wanted to get out of bed, but we
just sat there and watched Mulan.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So that's gay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But like your friend was straight, all right, honey, this
was a little gay.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, there's so many of these stories that straight men
are the gayest. So you know, Dave, you kissed Steve
one time? Right, I kissed Steve and I liked it. Yeah,
that cherry chapstick.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Also, when I was a kid, probably high school, slept
in the same like roadway bed with my friend and
it was like, you know whatever. But one time, when
we were on a camp out, us guys decided to
compare features.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, so we were all comparing features and like, oh, wow,
that's amazing or wow, okay that's modest or wow whatever.
Comparing features? Is that gay? Yeah, that's gay?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Looking at another guy's curious.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're curious and you want to compare, and you see
you are curious.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
When they say it's like exit Mount Long, You're like,
I don't believe you prove it?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, Scott was the king of the mountain on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Have you ever done anything with your friends considered maybe gay?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The only thing I could think of it was like
New Year's and I was with my cousin and two
of our boys, and when it was like Happy New Year,
I like jumped on one of my friends and started
like thrust.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, gyrating.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm trying to find the radio appropriate words. But other
than that, I don't think so well.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
To is gonna be the deciding Yeah, you tell me
your friends.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You gyrated your guy friend.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're gay. I've said it before.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Everybody's got a little gay And so.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna call and you're
gonna tell us what you did, and then Tony's gonna
tell you whether it was gay or not. And I
know this sounds absolutely wrong. Yeah maybe not. Peace, don't
get on me, are we Anipcott? All right? So call
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me six five one nine k W or you can
text in at katib one, tell us what you did,
whether it's in college or last weekend or at deer camp,
will tell you whether it was gay. All right, you
want to do it six five nine, eight nine, Katie
w B. The phones are a blaze. We'll get some
text messages too. We'll do it next on k dubleub
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Let's get you in Preset number one KATIEWB, Preset number
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two Dave Ryan Show screenshot DM on Instagram to Dave
Ryan Show. Good or do a little feature on the
show with our friend Tony. Tony tell us of the
feature that we're doing today.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, hi, friend, Well, we are definitely talking about the
gay stuff that straight guys do. They do so much
gaze and so I'm basically in here to talk to
anybody wants to call in.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This dude that's telling me this gay thing that he
did with toys. Yeah, with the homies right now, Logan,
you're gonna run your story by Tony. He's gonna tell
you whether it's gay or not. You ready, Logan, Yep,
let's hear your story so.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Exact.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
When me and my friends are in high school and
we'd be at like a party and be drunk, we'd
all like like two or three of us are go
in the bathroom together and we.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Sword fight basically just we're like, you pee at the
same time, trying to cross stream.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So you'd be so you'd be so, oh, I get it. Okay,
so crossing streams. Okay, I had I had a confused Okay, Tony,
is that gay?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Here's my one question for your friend. Were you guys
maybe like holding hands when you did this?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, okay, so not that you know of.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Okay, Well there's a picture you did it, so it's gay.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
But.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're okay with that. I'm going to guess, right, Yeah,
we have somebody who's anonymous. But mister anonymous, tell Tony
what it was that you did when you were, you know,
back in the day, and he will tell you whether
it was gay or not. Mister anonymous, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Well, I, uh, me and my friends we'd get together,
hang out and stuff and drink some beer, and they
had a few other girlfriends with and one of them
had the idea that we should play Spin the Bottle.
And the stipulation behind it was that the guys couldn't
kiss the other girlfriends, but they could kiss their hand,
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and then the guys could only kiss the other guys.
But that being said, it turned out somebody ended up
recording it, So there's a video out there somewhere of
us kissing other guys, and it one of our friends
is gay, so I think only one of us, only
one of them, enjoyed it, and everybody else kind of
(09:08):
went along with it. I don't know if that's considered
gay or not. I don't quite remember all of it.
I do remember kissing a couple of our friends.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
But yeah, the diabolical thing for your girlfriends to do,
like you can't kiss another girlfriend, so only.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Me or one of the boys.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I love that. This is just like, well, you know,
we were drunk. Well I swear I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I swear, I don't remember. I swear was their tongue involved?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Just remember gayay?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
This is so just do a long time to answer that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
By the way, if you want to watch Tony on
Tony's expressions are worth a price of admission alone. See
you on the webcam YouTube Dave Ryan TV. You know
what I think the thing is, mister Anonymo and logan
anybody else it's okay, Well it's of course it's okay
to be gay, but it's okay to have done something
that was a little bit gay back in high school
or last week of deer camp dear camp. All right,
(10:12):
thank you very much. We got Marie on the phone. Now,
this is not about you wondering, but this is about
your husband marine, right, tell Tony the story.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Oh, my husband was in a fraternity and they had
like a communal shower and all of him and his
friends would take a shower together drinking deer.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Naked. Take it. We're just taking a shower drinking some
beer to man it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
My question is does he still do this? And can
I come over? She didn't say no, I'll meet you there, DMN.
Your address that was kind of gay.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Very frat broek.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Frat bro guy kind of do things like That's like
hockey teams. Yeah, they're on the tour, but they're on
the bus on the to a tournament up in Saint
Paul or Saint Cloud or something, and the gay things,
not all of them, don't come after me. But I've
heard some stories about the high school hockey teams. Yeah,
the things they do on the bus is Saint Cloud,
and they can come after me. I'm fine with that. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
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we got a bunch of text messages. Toy's here to
tell you whether what you did was gay.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Okay, this person says in high school, after basketball practice,
we would all take a shower, but there was one
shower that was the best, so we would literally wrestle
naked for that shower.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Is that gay? Was there? Four or more than?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It was four and more naked wrestle match.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh okay, here's another one.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
About seven years ago, my roommate and I were smoking
a joint and blowing O rings across the room and
having the other person inhale. It worth noting that the
smoke was still warm. Felt weird in the moment, but
we both cracked up. This one killed me, Like, how
funny can.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
You imagine two dudes facing each other, like, no blow
smoking my face, No blow smoking my face?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And they're just back and forth, just going that's gay.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I think Tony just want everything to be good.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Show me a straight version one. My dad is straight,
but he always takes longer to get ready than my
sister and I is that gay?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I don't think that's gay. Okay, I don't think that's
the uh. You know, I know a lot of men
that take their time. They like to put themselves together.
There's nothing gay about that, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
A couple of more, my husband and his buddies go
on an annual fishing trip and they get an airbnb
with a sauna. They all get in the sauna naked
with each other to detox. Now, she says it's so gay.
But is it, Tony?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
It is so gay?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Really?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yes, that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I was gonna say, if I wouent to somewhere with
my girlfriends and there was a sauna, I don't think
I would get in there naked with all the girls.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I would like still be wearing a swimsuit.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean really, I mean I don't I would
probably still wear a swimsuit too.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I've never sat naked in asana.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What about just topless?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean I yeah, on the top oka yeah, yeah,
can I read this text?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This one please? Very unique.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
We made homemade spaghetti sauce over a bro reekend weekend,
and you throw a whole peeled onion in there for flavor.
When it was done, my bro pulled out the onion
and took a big bite of it over the counter.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But it started falling apart and dripping.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I saw it happening, and.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I didn't want any grease stains on clothes or hands,
so I caught the other side with my mouth and
started eating it from the other side. Neither of us
stopped and didn't care if the guys were watching.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Was this gay?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
This is great? I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Do we have another phone call?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay? Do we have another phone call that says, don't
pick up it's a little bit too spicy? Spicy, spicy.
Here's a cute one. After baseball games in high school,
we're doing a feature with Tony. Is this gay? After
baseball games in high school, we would soap up the
communal shower floor and slide across it naked on our
butt and back.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I don't know if you're pulling each other by the ankles,
or you're running and sliding or what, but Tony, is
that gay? Did he go to Sal Saint Paul High School?
We did that high school?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yes, we did.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That's especially when hands are involved in another man naked.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's okay, okay, Tony. Thank you for your expertise and
your input.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Ned you here for this, friends.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I appreciate that. Have you back again sometime soon. Thank you, Tony.
Should the Monday after the super Bowl become a national holiday?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Well, let's talk about it completely, all right, one day.
The super Bowl is meant to be played on Sunday.
If anything, we need to make Monday a holiday.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, just make Monday a holiday.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
The the country should change what they're doing for the
super Bowl, not the super Bowl for the country.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Come on, I don't disagree. It's never going to happen,
but they're just not going to do it. But I
will say that everybody knows the super Bowl should be
on a Saturday night. That's the way it should be.
Everybody knows that. But they're also that the NFL has figured
out a way that they make more money on a
Sunday because they can hype the whole thing up over
the weekend. So the NFL, which has a license to
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print money, that's why you spend so much money going
to Vikings games and Packers games because it is a
very lucrative business.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
And that clip is the dough heads Jason and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So oh, what's that?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The dough heads that Understandah, it explains why they're on
the side of the country should make the change.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, gotcha. They are goheads. Thanks to a mix of inflation,
supply chain issues, and staffing shortages, along with changing tastes
of customers, something is going away. The craft breweries no
going away. Yeah, and Colorado alone, forty one breweries close
shop in twenty twenty four and one hundred and forty
gone out of business. It's twenty twenty. The trend is
(16:03):
expected to continue as nationwide sales at craft beer continue
to decline about two percent each year. I feel bad
for the chan Hassen Brewing Company. They're going out of business.
They're closed up. I think their last day is some
day next week. See.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
I would say it's because it's oversaturated, like the market's oversaturated,
not because craft breweries are kind of becoming less popular.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Kind of talked about that the other day, and I agree, Bailey,
because there's one I mean within Chan. I live in
chan Hassen, and within five minutes of my house are
three no four craft breweries Excelsior, Hackle, Moore, Chan Brewing Company,
and the Inky, and I love them all. Chan just
happened to be the first to fall, which bums me
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out because that was definitely one of my favorites. And
I could definitely walk to three breweries just but you
didn't run. I run. Let's see what else we got here.
According to a new study, our brains process information relatively slowly,
about ten bits per second. Researchers found our censors gathered
(17:04):
data at gigabit speeds, but our brains are kind of
like an old school dial up. That's my modem. Sound nice.
This means that we're processing about ten bits of info
from the trillion bits that our senses are taking in,
and it doesn't matter what we're doing. Our brain hovers
in that same narrow range no matter what the activity is,
so you think as fast as you can, but we
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do have our limits. There are ways for people to
cross the country on cruise ships to misbehave, but there's
one thing in particular that they don't like. On carnival
cruise lines, They said they want all cruisers to know
that hanging laundry out to dry on the balcony is
not allowed. What a trash thing to do. It's like, boy,
(17:47):
you bring the Wisconsin right to the Carabbean, don't you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
My parents went on a carnival cruise back in the
day and they left every second.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Mom's girl hanging out on the deck exactly. They said,
clothing left outside not only raises environmental concerns but looks trashy.
Passengers will not be allowed to have a closed line
outside and if they try, attendance will remove them, which
kind of funny because I think you have to be
trash to even get this, Like a you get you
got to get to get in a pass a carnival cruise.
(18:14):
You gotta have a passport, a ticket, driver's license, and
a certificate that says you're certified trash to get on carnival,
because if you're not certified trash, they're like, okay, how
many tireless trucks you got in your front yard?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Four?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Get on board? How many rock wilers do you have?
Oh six? Okay, get on board.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Nooard.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
If I ever ever found myself having to go on
a cruise, which I don't ever want to. It would
be a carnival cruise because guess what, that's probably where
the party's at. That's where everyone's having a good time,
not stuffy like, no, you're too old, too cold.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You're too old for that, because you'd be trying to
sleep at nine thirty in the thump thump thump next
door from probably from the Jacobs's fighting next door. Okay,
and that is you can't make this stuff up On KTWB.
We're still doing this, remember for justin Timberlake tickets. A
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What do you win?
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Justin Timberlake Ticket one of the best shows this year.
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I'm excited. We get so caught up in the process
of doing the bit. Yeah, forget what you're winning is
take us to see this.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I love Dave little vibe to it in.
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Some of Them Mirrors is his best song ever. Yes, okay,
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in a second with Dave's dirt. But I have a
I kind of want to play are we gonna do?
We're gonna do? Are we doing the song things Wednesday?
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The song winning song Wednesday that right now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We didn't get to it earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Let's do it right now because I think that is
my song on Winning Song Wednesday. Yes it is. Here's
my song on Winning Song Wednesday. This is what I'm
throwing out into the mix. If you want to vote
for me, then you call six nine kW BE and
say Dave's song is the winner on Winning Song Wednesday.
First one you get three votes, we'll play the entire song.
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But before you vote, you got to hear everybody else's song. Jenny,
I went with.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Maroon five today she will below.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Two good songs. Bailey, what's your song?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We've been talking about Bruno mars a lot, so I
chose to marry you.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's Bailey song. You want to vote for that one?
Then six five one nine nine kt WV say I
want to vote for Bailey vant what do you got?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Throwing it back a little bit with Fat Joe and
Ashanti always on Time, I'm not Oh that rules on
it too.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's funny Joe Rule is on that song and he
was three hours late the Last Chance Summer Dance one time.
It's like, where's Joe Rule? I don't know He's in
his trailer. Well, can somebody get him? He was supposed
to go on two hours ago. He finally opens the
door to his trailer. It looked like there was a
forest fire in there. Smoke billows out of his dressing
room trailer like it was the California wildfire. And he
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was so nice.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh, first name bassist Jenny, I love Jo and I
are suits tight?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, I see with his interview Becau Steve couldn't handle
it by himself because he came up with some weird
game to play, and so John and I vibed okay,
And by vibe, I mean he was like, you look nice,
and I.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Was like, thank you. Well, you're a hot blonde. Of
course he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I only looked hot because it was a star party.
We we get real extra for things like that.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, all right, let's get the phone six five, one,
eight nine kt w B. You get to say in
this one, Hello, what is your name? Samantha? Who's got
your vote today?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Dave does?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, thank you? Okay, Katie w B. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It's Jessica, Jessica, who's got your vote? It was almost
daily love you there's a Okay, thank you very much, Jessica.
Katie w B. Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
My name is Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Alexandra what's your vote today? And jo joh, thank you?
I'm sorry. You know what, these two they can't stop talking.
They talked over everything.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You just said.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I heard that, but you were.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So I get it.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
No, it's okay now she.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Won't shut up. Now she just listened to her. She's
just it wasn't us. She's Alexandria. Zip it, Alexandra, it
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Meryl Street displayed superhuman strings while escaping the Los Angeles wildfires.
Her neighborhood received evacuation orders the first night of the
Palisade plays erupted hurricanes for Hurricane Force wins top of
the tree and blocked her driveway. She's seventy five years old.
She escaped the flames as they drew near. She borrowed
wirecutters from a neighbor, cut a car size hole in
the fence she shared with the neighbors on the other side,
(26:13):
and drove through their yard to escape. My hero. Meryl
Street es scilly Jonahs brothers tease their holiday movie for Disney. Yes,
the Jonas brothers are making a Disney comeback. Here's a
little clip. Oh Jonas, don't say it. The whole point
is you don't say you just let it. Let them
(26:34):
bring it. Oh okay. I think one of the things
I like about Jonas brothers they don't seem to take
themselves very seriously. All it just seemed to be like humble,
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I like them. I like the Jonas brothers.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
I saw them in concert last year and it was
actually way better than I thought it was gonna be.
Joe Jonas has a gorgeous voice and he can hit
so many notes that I was shocked, surprised, and pleasantly
happy to hear thanks for here, You're welcome you guys
is the better singer?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
See, I think Joe Jonas is a better singer.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
In general.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Nick is a good singer, but Joe has like got
a richer voice.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Justice for Kevin, he never say it's my favorite, played
the triangle.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Kevin's in the back, like.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Let him get some stardom.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
This is Will Ferrell. He sees a animatronic Buddy the
Elf and he doesn't have a good reaction to it.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Have you seen the animatronic Buddy the Elf that's been
going around?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, that that was really disturbing. Yeah, were you behind that?
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Oh no, well, oh my god, we thought that perhaps
you might want to meet Buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Elf, the axe murderer that you just say it,
the worst toymaker in the world. You're cutting headed Mini Muggins.
It's chilling.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Is this the halloweeny?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Here's what's crazy. Someone signed off on this. It wasn't me.
It wasn't me. It was not him.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Marthast turned down SNL hosting because her parole officer said, well,
you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I wanted you, and they asked me as I was
coming out of Olderson, that camp that I was in
for a while, and my parole officer.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Wouldn't give me the time to do.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It, so she didn't get to host SNL. Oh Okay,
Hailey Steinfeld, she came to KWB Star party one time.
She is standing by her man fiance Josh Allen. Josh
Allen is that funny looking quarterback of the Buffalo Bills
with the kind of the porn star.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Mustang's lucky jo Allen is super hot.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Well, I don't disagree, because if he's hot enough to
date Haley Steinfeld, I can't disagree. I think, well, right,
I think he's kind of funny looking anyway, she said.
After the Bill's crushing defeat, she said, I'm so proud
of that man. Everything he's done and everything that team
has done together. He is the hardest working person I know.
Is winless against Kansas City Chiefs in the playoff Sunday
(28:57):
was his fourth loss to the Chiefs. That game on
Sunday watched by a record number of viewers because so
many people were pulling for either the Bills to get
the Chiefs out of there or the Chiefs to go
back for a Super Bowl three peat. Kansas City now
hopes to win their third straight Super Bowl. They played
the Eagles on Sunday. Kendrick Lamar is the halftime performer
(29:17):
with Sizza. In case you didn't know, Hayley Seinfelt is
gonna be in a Super Bowl commercial for Nevardis raising
awareness for breast cancer risk screening. Taylor Swift goes to
all the chief home games. She watched Kelsey Travis play
like twenty times and lost only three games. They call
it tay voodoo. That's stupid. Tay voo doo.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Did you see how much it costs for a thirty
second Super Bowl commercial because it goes up every year? Yes,
everybody in those room, guests, Oh thought you at home guests?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Thirty seconds? I would say two point five mil point
nine million.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Bailey was the closest. I read somewhere seven million dollars.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Oh, seven millions, too much for thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Taylor Swift gets that much time on the Super Bowl
just from the clipping away.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
They've definitely pulled back on showing Taylor Swift and making
a big deal out of it, and I think there's
been some backlash and the NFL listen, they are not
in it for any reason to make money. Don't ever
kid yourself that the NFL is in it for anything
other than to make money. They're like any other big corporation.
Most of them you bitch about, but the NFL there
you are cheering them on, giving them more money every
(30:24):
single week. You hipocrite. But they're in it only to
make money. So they got word and the research and
marketing showed that Taylor Swift was starting to annoy people,
so they pulled back on it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
They but like also, I would say that Taylor Swift
probably asked them to also for her own price.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You think, yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She has to oh to clip away, she has to.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Be on at all times during.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean something that. But she also might have said, look,
people are getting burned out on CNB, so she might.
She's very smart too. Again, don't think that Taylor Swift
doesn't have a team of lawyers marketers and researchers to
plan and execute everything that she does, everything that she does,
So they probably said, yeah, you need to pull back
(31:06):
on that. You know, we need to see more of
in the super Bowl. Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani of Lake Shelton. Yeah,
start going to the super Bowl. They need to start
going to games together. Why why?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I always thought it was suspicious that Taylor Swift's not
dating the punter for the Cleveland Browns, You know what
I mean? Well, yeah, it's like even if the punter
for the because I'm gonna guess the punter for the
Cleveland Browns statistically is more likely to be hotter than
Travis Kelcey, who is not an attractive guy. He looks
like an extra in a pirate movie. But statistically the
punter for the Cleveland Browns is more likely to be attractive.
(31:38):
But Taylor Swift is not going to date the punter
from a losing team.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Well, you also got to think about like good looking
people in their matchups. Pete Davison dated Kim Kardashian, who
is beautiful, and Ariana Grande who's beautiful, and Pete Davison
looks like he hasn't slept in ten years.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So Dave Zastadel is the punter for the Cleveland Browns.
What does he looked like?
Speaker 9 (31:57):
He's fine. I mean he's comparable to Trap's Kelsey. He
just looks like a white man to me, just like
any guy. He's kind of like all men.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Are you saying all white guys look alike?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Well, yeah, that's Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I will say though, that you can tell that Taylor
has gotten her claws on Travis Kelcey because she has
his hair looking different.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's not that Broie buzz cut that.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
He had for forever. Oh really, he's starting to look
more and more attractive. If you ask me and Dave,
you've admitted you're not a good judge of male attraction.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
No, I'm not. No. As a matter of fact, I
used to it. And when Jackson worked on the show,
I used to feel bad for him because he was
so ugly. But he dated. He dated every hot woman
in the building. So I was like, I guess I
had that one wrong. That is the dirt on kdubub
group therapy is coming up at a second. This is
a woman who's kind of upset. What or does he
used to be in petty because she is not the
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lead bridesmaid and she thought that she would be the
lead bridesmaid. She's like Bride's maaid number six out of
seven and we'll talk to her coming up in a
second stay here on KDWB
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Wow, you guys take the rest of the day off.
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Okay, right, I love that here now, so we.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Could yea Tony, Good morning, Tony.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Good morning, Twin Cities, Good morning, Dave Ryan Show. We
did confessions a little while ago. Is there any confession
that you want to make about a Disney trinch.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, that's what happened at Disney.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
World, David.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I told you this in private. I will we will
move on. We could say it.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I don't mind, Okay, I will be appropriate. Okay, So
Twin Cities, me and Dave were in Disney World. That's
the exact same time. We didn't meet up, but it's okay.
We Me and my husband were in Apcot, and if
you've never been at Apcot, it's all the little small countries.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
You got Mexico, you got Norway, you got your Pan.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Well, they definitely have all the drinks from the country, right,
like the margarita.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You have all these things, but it's Disney, so it's
like come panted, punch, you know, stuff like that. They're
all really sugary.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
So I was there for seven hours drinking and no
lie Twin cities, I may or may not have trusted
a fart.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Thus we're definitely a Morocco. And then I.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Forgot this you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Me and Jenny were just talking off air and she's like, Tony,
you realized that you snapchated me drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And I don't remember that.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It was you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I was like, Jason, my husband, we need to leave now. Yeah,
So that happens.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
A long walk back to the main It sucks standing
on the mono railo. Al Right, So Tony is here
for a purpose today, Tony, what little feature did you
bring to the show today?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Know? I called Jenny and I said, Jenny, this needs
to happen in twenty twenty five. We need more diversity.
So I said, gay Tony needs to come out the air.
So you know what, I noticed something when I was
at Epcot. Straight guys do a lot of gay stuff.
They get drunk and start smacking each other on the
(03:20):
butt and doing all this stuff. I'm sitting there going,
that's gay. So I'm gonna give one story and then
I want to kind of maybe open it up if
we can to that city and I want straight guys
to call us and tell us the gayest thing they've
done with the homies is my example.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You guys in college.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Me and my guy friends us to get really drunk
and then we would all sleep at somebody's house. Right, Well,
there's too many people not off beds, so me and
my friend would sleep in the bed together.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well it's not because that's gay, but we would wake.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Up the next morning and one time, well neither one
of us wanted to get out of bed, but we
just sat there and watched Mulan.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So that's gay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But like your friend was straight, all right, honey, this
was a little gay.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, there's so many of these stories that straight men
are the gayest. So you know, Dave, you kissed Steve
one time? Right, I kissed Steve and I liked it. Yeah,
that cherry chapstick.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Also, when I was a kid, probably high school, slept
in the same like roadway bed with my friend and
it was like, you know whatever. But one time, when
we were on a camp out, us guys decided to
compare features.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, so we were all comparing features and like, oh, wow,
that's amazing or wow, okay that's modest or wow whatever.
Comparing features? Is that gay? Yeah, that's gay?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Looking at another guy's curious.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're curious and you want to compare, and you see
you are curious.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
When they say it's like exit Mount Long, You're like,
I don't believe you prove it?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, Scott was the king of the mountain on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Have you ever done anything with your friends considered maybe gay?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The only thing I could think of it was like
New Year's and I was with my cousin and two
of our boys, and when it was like Happy New Year,
I like jumped on one of my friends and started
like thrust.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, gyrating.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm trying to find the radio appropriate words. But other
than that, I don't think so well.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
To is gonna be the deciding Yeah, you tell me
your friends.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You gyrated your guy friend.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're gay. I've said it before.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Everybody's got a little gay And so.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna call and you're
gonna tell us what you did, and then Tony's gonna
tell you whether it was gay or not. And I
know this sounds absolutely wrong. Yeah maybe not. Peace, don't
get on me, are we Anipcott? All right? So call
(05:56):
me six five one nine k W or you can
text in at katib one, tell us what you did,
whether it's in college or last weekend or at deer camp,
will tell you whether it was gay. All right, you
want to do it six five nine, eight nine, Katie
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two Dave Ryan Show screenshot DM on Instagram to Dave
Ryan Show. Good or do a little feature on the
show with our friend Tony. Tony tell us of the
feature that we're doing today.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, hi, friend, Well, we are definitely talking about the
gay stuff that straight guys do. They do so much
gaze and so I'm basically in here to talk to
anybody wants to call in.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This dude that's telling me this gay thing that he
did with toys. Yeah, with the homies right now, Logan,
you're gonna run your story by Tony. He's gonna tell
you whether it's gay or not. You ready, Logan, Yep,
let's hear your story so.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Exact.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
When me and my friends are in high school and
we'd be at like a party and be drunk, we'd
all like like two or three of us are go
in the bathroom together and we.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Sword fight basically just we're like, you pee at the
same time, trying to cross stream.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So you'd be so you'd be so, oh, I get it. Okay,
so crossing streams. Okay, I had I had a confused Okay, Tony,
is that gay?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Here's my one question for your friend. Were you guys
maybe like holding hands when you did this?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, okay, so not that you know of.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Okay, Well there's a picture you did it, so it's gay.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
But.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
You're okay with that. I'm going to guess, right, Yeah,
we have somebody who's anonymous. But mister anonymous, tell Tony
what it was that you did when you were, you know,
back in the day, and he will tell you whether
it was gay or not. Mister anonymous, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Well, I, uh, me and my friends we'd get together,
hang out and stuff and drink some beer, and they
had a few other girlfriends with and one of them
had the idea that we should play Spin the Bottle.
And the stipulation behind it was that the guys couldn't
kiss the other girlfriends, but they could kiss their hand,
(08:48):
and then the guys could only kiss the other guys.
But that being said, it turned out somebody ended up
recording it, So there's a video out there somewhere of
us kissing other guys, and it one of our friends
is gay, so I think only one of us, only
one of them, enjoyed it, and everybody else kind of
(09:08):
went along with it. I don't know if that's considered
gay or not. I don't quite remember all of it.
I do remember kissing a couple of our friends.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
But yeah, the diabolical thing for your girlfriends to do,
like you can't kiss another girlfriend, so only.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Me or one of the boys.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I love that. This is just like, well, you know,
we were drunk. Well I swear I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I swear, I don't remember. I swear was their tongue involved?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Just remember gayay?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
This is so just do a long time to answer that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
By the way, if you want to watch Tony on
Tony's expressions are worth a price of admission alone. See
you on the webcam YouTube Dave Ryan TV. You know
what I think the thing is, mister Anonymo and logan
anybody else it's okay, Well it's of course it's okay
to be gay, but it's okay to have done something
that was a little bit gay back in high school
or last week of deer camp dear camp. All right,
(10:12):
thank you very much. We got Marie on the phone. Now,
this is not about you wondering, but this is about
your husband marine, right, tell Tony the story.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Oh, my husband was in a fraternity and they had
like a communal shower and all of him and his
friends would take a shower together drinking deer.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Naked. Take it. We're just taking a shower drinking some
beer to man it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
My question is does he still do this? And can
I come over? She didn't say no, I'll meet you there, DMN.
Your address that was kind of gay.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Very frat broek.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Frat bro guy kind of do things like That's like
hockey teams. Yeah, they're on the tour, but they're on
the bus on the to a tournament up in Saint
Paul or Saint Cloud or something, and the gay things,
not all of them, don't come after me. But I've
heard some stories about the high school hockey teams. Yeah,
the things they do on the bus is Saint Cloud,
and they can come after me. I'm fine with that. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
(11:19):
we got a bunch of text messages. Toy's here to
tell you whether what you did was gay.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Okay, this person says in high school, after basketball practice,
we would all take a shower, but there was one
shower that was the best, so we would literally wrestle
naked for that shower.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Is that gay? Was there? Four or more than?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It was four and more naked wrestle match.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh okay, here's another one.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
About seven years ago, my roommate and I were smoking
a joint and blowing O rings across the room and
having the other person inhale. It worth noting that the
smoke was still warm. Felt weird in the moment, but
we both cracked up. This one killed me, Like, how
funny can.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
You imagine two dudes facing each other, like, no blow
smoking my face, No blow smoking my face?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And they're just back and forth, just going that's gay.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I think Tony just want everything to be good.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Show me a straight version one. My dad is straight,
but he always takes longer to get ready than my
sister and I is that gay?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I don't think that's gay. Okay, I don't think that's
the uh. You know, I know a lot of men
that take their time. They like to put themselves together.
There's nothing gay about that, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
A couple of more, my husband and his buddies go
on an annual fishing trip and they get an airbnb
with a sauna. They all get in the sauna naked
with each other to detox. Now, she says it's so gay.
But is it, Tony?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
It is so gay?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Really?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yes, that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I was gonna say, if I wouent to somewhere with
my girlfriends and there was a sauna, I don't think
I would get in there naked with all the girls.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I would like still be wearing a swimsuit.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean really, I mean I don't I would
probably still wear a swimsuit too.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I've never sat naked in asana.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What about just topless?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean I yeah, on the top oka yeah, yeah,
can I read this text?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This one please? Very unique.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
We made homemade spaghetti sauce over a bro reekend weekend,
and you throw a whole peeled onion in there for flavor.
When it was done, my bro pulled out the onion
and took a big bite of it over the counter.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But it started falling apart and dripping.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I saw it happening, and.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I didn't want any grease stains on clothes or hands,
so I caught the other side with my mouth and
started eating it from the other side. Neither of us
stopped and didn't care if the guys were watching.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Was this gay?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
This is great? I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Do we have another phone call?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay? Do we have another phone call that says, don't
pick up it's a little bit too spicy? Spicy, spicy.
Here's a cute one. After baseball games in high school,
we're doing a feature with Tony. Is this gay? After
baseball games in high school, we would soap up the
communal shower floor and slide across it naked on our
butt and back.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I don't know if you're pulling each other by the ankles,
or you're running and sliding or what, but Tony, is
that gay? Did he go to Sal Saint Paul High School?
We did that high school?
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yes, we did.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That's especially when hands are involved in another man naked.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's okay, okay, Tony. Thank you for your expertise and
your input.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Ned you here for this, friends.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I appreciate that. Have you back again sometime soon. Thank you, Tony.
Should the Monday after the super Bowl become a national holiday?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Well, let's talk about it completely, all right, one day.
The super Bowl is meant to be played on Sunday.
If anything, we need to make Monday a holiday.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, just make Monday a holiday.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
The the country should change what they're doing for the
super Bowl, not the super Bowl for the country.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Come on, I don't disagree. It's never going to happen,
but they're just not going to do it. But I
will say that everybody knows the super Bowl should be
on a Saturday night. That's the way it should be.
Everybody knows that. But they're also that the NFL has figured
out a way that they make more money on a
Sunday because they can hype the whole thing up over
the weekend. So the NFL, which has a license to
(15:26):
print money, that's why you spend so much money going
to Vikings games and Packers games because it is a
very lucrative business.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
And that clip is the dough heads Jason and Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So oh, what's that?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The dough heads that Understandah, it explains why they're on
the side of the country should make the change.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, gotcha. They are goheads. Thanks to a mix of inflation,
supply chain issues, and staffing shortages, along with changing tastes
of customers, something is going away. The craft breweries no
going away. Yeah, and Colorado alone, forty one breweries close
shop in twenty twenty four and one hundred and forty
gone out of business. It's twenty twenty. The trend is
(16:03):
expected to continue as nationwide sales at craft beer continue
to decline about two percent each year. I feel bad
for the chan Hassen Brewing Company. They're going out of business.
They're closed up. I think their last day is some
day next week. See.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
I would say it's because it's oversaturated, like the market's oversaturated,
not because craft breweries are kind of becoming less popular.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Kind of talked about that the other day, and I agree, Bailey,
because there's one I mean within Chan. I live in
chan Hassen, and within five minutes of my house are
three no four craft breweries Excelsior, Hackle, Moore, Chan Brewing Company,
and the Inky, and I love them all. Chan just
happened to be the first to fall, which bums me
(16:44):
out because that was definitely one of my favorites. And
I could definitely walk to three breweries just but you
didn't run. I run. Let's see what else we got here.
According to a new study, our brains process information relatively slowly,
about ten bits per second. Researchers found our censors gathered
(17:04):
data at gigabit speeds, but our brains are kind of
like an old school dial up. That's my modem. Sound nice.
This means that we're processing about ten bits of info
from the trillion bits that our senses are taking in,
and it doesn't matter what we're doing. Our brain hovers
in that same narrow range no matter what the activity is,
so you think as fast as you can, but we
(17:27):
do have our limits. There are ways for people to
cross the country on cruise ships to misbehave, but there's
one thing in particular that they don't like. On carnival
cruise lines, They said they want all cruisers to know
that hanging laundry out to dry on the balcony is
not allowed. What a trash thing to do. It's like, boy,
(17:47):
you bring the Wisconsin right to the Carabbean, don't you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
My parents went on a carnival cruise back in the
day and they left every second.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Mom's girl hanging out on the deck exactly. They said,
clothing left outside not only raises environmental concerns but looks trashy.
Passengers will not be allowed to have a closed line
outside and if they try, attendance will remove them, which
kind of funny because I think you have to be
trash to even get this, Like a you get you
got to get to get in a pass a carnival cruise.
(18:14):
You gotta have a passport, a ticket, driver's license, and
a certificate that says you're certified trash to get on carnival,
because if you're not certified trash, they're like, okay, how
many tireless trucks you got in your front yard?
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Four?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Get on board? How many rock wilers do you have?
Oh six? Okay, get on board.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Nooard.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
If I ever ever found myself having to go on
a cruise, which I don't ever want to. It would
be a carnival cruise because guess what, that's probably where
the party's at. That's where everyone's having a good time,
not stuffy like, no, you're too old, too cold.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You're too old for that, because you'd be trying to
sleep at nine thirty in the thump thump thump next
door from probably from the Jacobs's fighting next door. Okay,
and that is you can't make this stuff up On KTWB.
We're still doing this, remember for justin Timberlake tickets. A
little assignment for you, because that iHeartRadio app has kind
of exploded in popularity since their new update. Now people
(19:11):
are like, oh, I get it now. It's got presets
on there, it's got the lyrics, it's got Scannable, it's
got all your podcasts, the Minnesota Goodbye, the Dave Ryan Show.
It's got KTWB live stream. You can be anywhere and
listen to iHeartRadio station no matter where you are. Let's
say you're from Boston, you're here on vacation, Well, thanks
(19:32):
for listening. Thank You can listen to your Boston station
on the iHeartRadio app. We'd prefer that you didn't. But yeah,
but go on the preset section preset KTWB in preset one,
Dave Ryan Show in pre set two. Screenshot that DMIT
two Instagram Dave Ryan Show. We're gonna pick a random
one by nine o'clock, ten o'clock. Let's say ten o'clock,
(19:54):
and we're gonna get you. Justin Timberlake Tickets. Did you
did you get that? Did that sync in What you Win?
What do you win?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Justin Timberlake Ticket one of the best shows this year.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I'm excited. We get so caught up in the process
of doing the bit. Yeah, forget what you're winning is
take us to see this.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I love Dave little vibe to it in.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Some of Them Mirrors is his best song ever. Yes, okay,
so don't do that right now. While you're thinking about it,
check out the iHeartRadio app. We will be right back
in a second with Dave's dirt. But I have a
I kind of want to play are we gonna do?
We're gonna do? Are we doing the song things Wednesday?
(20:36):
The song winning song Wednesday that right now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We didn't get to it earlier.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Let's do it right now because I think that is
my song on Winning Song Wednesday. Yes it is. Here's
my song on Winning Song Wednesday. This is what I'm
throwing out into the mix. If you want to vote
for me, then you call six nine kW BE and
say Dave's song is the winner on Winning Song Wednesday.
First one you get three votes, we'll play the entire song.
(21:00):
But before you vote, you got to hear everybody else's song. Jenny,
I went with.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Maroon five today she will below.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Two good songs. Bailey, what's your song?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We've been talking about Bruno mars a lot, so I
chose to marry you.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's Bailey song. You want to vote for that one?
Then six five one nine nine kt WV say I
want to vote for Bailey vant what do you got?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Throwing it back a little bit with Fat Joe and
Ashanti always on Time, I'm not Oh that rules on
it too.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's funny Joe Rule is on that song and he
was three hours late the Last Chance Summer Dance one time.
It's like, where's Joe Rule? I don't know He's in
his trailer. Well, can somebody get him? He was supposed
to go on two hours ago. He finally opens the
door to his trailer. It looked like there was a
forest fire in there. Smoke billows out of his dressing
room trailer like it was the California wildfire. And he
(21:55):
was so nice.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Oh, first name bassist Jenny, I love Jo and I
are suits tight?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, I see with his interview Becau Steve couldn't handle
it by himself because he came up with some weird
game to play, and so John and I vibed okay,
And by vibe, I mean he was like, you look nice,
and I.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Was like, thank you. Well, you're a hot blonde. Of
course he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I only looked hot because it was a star party.
We we get real extra for things like that.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, all right, let's get the phone six five, one,
eight nine kt w B. You get to say in
this one, Hello, what is your name? Samantha? Who's got
your vote today?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Dave does?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, thank you? Okay, Katie w B. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It's Jessica, Jessica, who's got your vote? It was almost
daily love you there's a Okay, thank you very much, Jessica.
Katie w B. Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
My name is Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Alexandra what's your vote today? And jo joh, thank you?
I'm sorry. You know what, these two they can't stop talking.
They talked over everything.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You just said.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I heard that, but you were.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
So I get it.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
No, it's okay now she.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Won't shut up. Now she just listened to her. She's
just it wasn't us. She's Alexandria. Zip it, Alexandra, it
wasn't us. Have a good have a good day. Is
she still talking? Kat you're on the radio. What's your name? Maddie?
Who are you voting for?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Voting for Bailey?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Thank you? The votes are spread out today, Katie w B.
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Morgan? Who's got the vote? Oh? Thank you so much.
So it's too Dave to vont one Bailey? All right,
Katie w BE. Winning Song Wednesday, what's your name? My
name is Audrey, Audrey. Who's got the vote today?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I'm gonna go with varn.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Jos.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Thank you, the winning song on Winning Song Wednesday on
Katie w B. Three minutes away from Dave's Dirt Hang.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
On, the weather's cold, but the dirt is hot.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Dave sert on Katie WB and A sponsored by six
one two injured Himrol and Lammers. So thank you very
much for being there for us. I'm there good about
another hour left to basically qualify yourself for the justin
Timberlake tickets, It's easy to do. Open up that new
iHeartRadio app if you've been a late bloomer on this one. Seriously,
(24:50):
the iHeart app is super cool. It's got everything there
so you don't have to switch back and forth from
Spotify to Apple Music. It's got your podcast, it's got
your local radio s and as you now got pre
sets on there, you can.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Sic artists obviously.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh sure, yeah, Katy Perry Radio, yep.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So go on the app. Set a preset number one
for Katie'll be preset number two for the Dave Ryan Show.
Screenshot now, and then don't go change in it after
you like you know, you scream change in it to
cool one O eight because I will find out and
I'm going to do terrible things to your lawn with
a four.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
With a four, he's gonna eat it anyway.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then send that in dm it screenshot d M two
Dave Ryan Show and on Instagram and you get a
chance Windles justin Timberlake.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Tickets, So you might have to send us a message
first before you can send us screen. I am going
through literally the whole show and accepting messages, so just
try it again after you get your message accepted.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Meryl Street displayed superhuman strings while escaping the Los Angeles wildfires.
Her neighborhood received evacuation orders the first night of the
Palisade plays erupted hurricanes for Hurricane Force wins top of
the tree and blocked her driveway. She's seventy five years old.
She escaped the flames as they drew near. She borrowed
wirecutters from a neighbor, cut a car size hole in
the fence she shared with the neighbors on the other side,
(26:13):
and drove through their yard to escape. My hero. Meryl
Street es scilly Jonahs brothers tease their holiday movie for Disney. Yes,
the Jonas brothers are making a Disney comeback. Here's a
little clip. Oh Jonas, don't say it. The whole point
is you don't say you just let it. Let them
(26:34):
bring it. Oh okay. I think one of the things
I like about Jonas brothers they don't seem to take
themselves very seriously. All it just seemed to be like humble,
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I like them. I like the Jonas brothers.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
I saw them in concert last year and it was
actually way better than I thought it was gonna be.
Joe Jonas has a gorgeous voice and he can hit
so many notes that I was shocked, surprised, and pleasantly
happy to hear thanks for here, You're welcome you guys
is the better singer?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
See, I think Joe Jonas is a better singer.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
In general.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Nick is a good singer, but Joe has like got
a richer voice.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Justice for Kevin, he never say it's my favorite, played
the triangle.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Kevin's in the back, like.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Let him get some stardom.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
This is Will Ferrell. He sees a animatronic Buddy the
Elf and he doesn't have a good reaction to it.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Have you seen the animatronic Buddy the Elf that's been
going around?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, that that was really disturbing. Yeah, were you behind that?
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Oh no, well, oh my god, we thought that perhaps
you might want to meet Buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Elf, the axe murderer that you just say it,
the worst toymaker in the world. You're cutting headed Mini Muggins.
It's chilling.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Is this the halloweeny?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Here's what's crazy. Someone signed off on this. It wasn't me.
It wasn't me. It was not him.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Marthast turned down SNL hosting because her parole officer said, well,
you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I wanted you, and they asked me as I was
coming out of Olderson, that camp that I was in
for a while, and my parole officer.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Wouldn't give me the time to do.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It, so she didn't get to host SNL. Oh Okay,
Hailey Steinfeld, she came to KWB Star party one time.
She is standing by her man fiance Josh Allen. Josh
Allen is that funny looking quarterback of the Buffalo Bills
with the kind of the porn star.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Mustang's lucky jo Allen is super hot.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Well, I don't disagree, because if he's hot enough to
date Haley Steinfeld, I can't disagree. I think, well, right,
I think he's kind of funny looking anyway, she said.
After the Bill's crushing defeat, she said, I'm so proud
of that man. Everything he's done and everything that team
has done together. He is the hardest working person I know.
Is winless against Kansas City Chiefs in the playoff Sunday
(28:57):
was his fourth loss to the Chiefs. That game on
Sunday watched by a record number of viewers because so
many people were pulling for either the Bills to get
the Chiefs out of there or the Chiefs to go
back for a Super Bowl three peat. Kansas City now
hopes to win their third straight Super Bowl. They played
the Eagles on Sunday. Kendrick Lamar is the halftime performer
(29:17):
with Sizza. In case you didn't know, Hayley Seinfelt is
gonna be in a Super Bowl commercial for Nevardis raising
awareness for breast cancer risk screening. Taylor Swift goes to
all the chief home games. She watched Kelsey Travis play
like twenty times and lost only three games. They call
it tay voodoo. That's stupid. Tay voo doo.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Did you see how much it costs for a thirty
second Super Bowl commercial because it goes up every year? Yes,
everybody in those room, guests, Oh thought you at home guests?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Thirty seconds? I would say two point five mil point
nine million.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Bailey was the closest. I read somewhere seven million dollars.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
Oh, seven millions, too much for thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Taylor Swift gets that much time on the Super Bowl
just from the clipping away.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
They've definitely pulled back on showing Taylor Swift and making
a big deal out of it, and I think there's
been some backlash and the NFL listen, they are not
in it for any reason to make money. Don't ever
kid yourself that the NFL is in it for anything
other than to make money. They're like any other big corporation.
Most of them you bitch about, but the NFL there
you are cheering them on, giving them more money every
(30:24):
single week. You hipocrite. But they're in it only to
make money. So they got word and the research and
marketing showed that Taylor Swift was starting to annoy people,
so they pulled back on it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
They but like also, I would say that Taylor Swift
probably asked them to also for her own price.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You think, yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She has to oh to clip away, she has to.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Be on at all times during.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean something that. But she also might have said, look,
people are getting burned out on CNB, so she might.
She's very smart too. Again, don't think that Taylor Swift
doesn't have a team of lawyers marketers and researchers to
plan and execute everything that she does, everything that she does,
So they probably said, yeah, you need to pull back
(31:06):
on that. You know, we need to see more of
in the super Bowl. Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani of Lake Shelton. Yeah,
start going to the super Bowl. They need to start
going to games together. Why why?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I always thought it was suspicious that Taylor Swift's not
dating the punter for the Cleveland Browns, You know what
I mean? Well, yeah, it's like even if the punter
for the because I'm gonna guess the punter for the
Cleveland Browns statistically is more likely to be hotter than
Travis Kelcey, who is not an attractive guy. He looks
like an extra in a pirate movie. But statistically the
punter for the Cleveland Browns is more likely to be attractive.
(31:38):
But Taylor Swift is not going to date the punter
from a losing team.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Well, you also got to think about like good looking
people in their matchups. Pete Davison dated Kim Kardashian, who
is beautiful, and Ariana Grande who's beautiful, and Pete Davison
looks like he hasn't slept in ten years.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So Dave Zastadel is the punter for the Cleveland Browns.
What does he looked like?
Speaker 9 (31:57):
He's fine. I mean he's comparable to Trap's Kelsey. He
just looks like a white man to me, just like
any guy. He's kind of like all men.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Are you saying all white guys look alike?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Well, yeah, that's Bailey Bailey.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I will say though, that you can tell that Taylor
has gotten her claws on Travis Kelcey because she has
his hair looking different.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's not that Broie buzz cut that.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
He had for forever. Oh really, he's starting to look
more and more attractive. If you ask me and Dave,
you've admitted you're not a good judge of male attraction.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
No, I'm not. No. As a matter of fact, I
used to it. And when Jackson worked on the show,
I used to feel bad for him because he was
so ugly. But he dated. He dated every hot woman
in the building. So I was like, I guess I
had that one wrong. That is the dirt on kdubub
group therapy is coming up at a second. This is
a woman who's kind of upset. What or does he
used to be in petty because she is not the
(32:46):
lead bridesmaid and she thought that she would be the
lead bridesmaid. She's like Bride's maaid number six out of
seven and we'll talk to her coming up in a
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