April 15, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Survey and you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hang, it's War of the Roses. I'm kd W me.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's funny because I was talking to Quinn off the air,
and Quinn used to listen to War of the Roses
when you were a little kid. Hi, Quinn, what do
you remember about listening to War of the Roses at
a very young inappropriate age? How old were you?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm in middle school if I guess, the pilot is
around like twelve, and I would listen to it with
my friends, like on the bus in the morning, and
so we were kind of all like huddle around. One
person's like tone or I think one person actually did
have like a little mini radio.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, funny. So here you are at fourteen years old,
and I going to guess you're how old are you now?
You're like, I don't, it doesn't matter. But what are
you twenty five? Twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, twenty five?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, So here you are on War of the Roses.
You could have never seen this when you were a
kid on the school bus. But tell me why, Quinn.
What is it that you are worried about with your boyfriend?
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah? So basically I started dating like this new guy.
It's only been a few months, and I have some
trust issues. I was like looking through his phone, which
apparently is the thing I do now, because there was
this guy I dated for two years and I found
(01:29):
out he was cheating on me the entire time.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Just not to stop the action, but for two years,
you dated a guy and he was cheating with the
same woman the entire time, with multiple women the entire time,
do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The best I can tell it was multiple women. It
was kind of hard to get like a straight answer
from him.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But but that'll make you cautious, That'll make you like
in your next relationship. It's kind of like, you know,
if you have a bad experience with flying and you
throw up the first time you fly, you're not going
to want to go flying again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And your nervous system remembers things like that. So there
are definitely things that are going to trigger you if
you were kind of traumatized for something in your past.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So you go through what's your new guy's phone? What's
his name?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
My guy is Troy.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, So you go through Troy's phone, and I'm not judging,
you know, we know you shouldn't but at the same
time you're protecting yourself. That's when things get weird. What
did you find going through Troy's phone?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So he wasn't even necessarily behaving weirdly, It's just that
I'm so overly cautious now, so I felt, like, you know,
if something's going on, I just want to find out
early before I get into deep okay, until I got
into his phone and I ended up finding these pictures
that were sent to him very recently of a naked
woman in a tub. And like, the pictures look like
(02:59):
they're meant to be sexy. I'm not sure they really are,
but they're meant to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Sexy, Okay, I ca.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, and it's I mean it's like, you know, it's
a it's a full body like naked shot of her
in the tub.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So can you see her face? I mean it doesn't
matter that much, but is it taken of her like
you know, arms length selfie or how is the selfie taken?
I'm just trying to picture what what she said.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, So basically, it's like from the top of her
body down is kind of an angle that it is.
She you can see like her booth down to her
like stomach and then like all the way down to
her legs. It's it's definitely, you know, a sealthy angle,
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but it is, it's it's full body.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So the thing is, I mean, obviously it's not good
for you dating this guy Troy. A couple of months
he gets and it was recent. When you say recent,
was it, like, does that mean three months ago or
three days ago or three weeks ago that you found
because they got a date stamp on the photos in
your phone? How long ago was this?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
This is the date stamp was just from like a.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, So that's why you're calling because it just happened.
But you didn't want to ask Troy about this because
if this happened with ninety five percent of women, they
would walk right into Troy and say, what the heck
is this? But you decided not to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, because I feel like that, you know, I've sort
of been down that road before, and I don't even
want to give him the chance to lie with me.
I just want to know what's going on. So it's
felt like during War of the Roses is the best
way to find out if he's actually.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Get a lot of people agree with you. A lot
of people would be like, you know what, that's what
War of the Roses is for, because if I ask him,
he's gonna lie his way out of it, and I
won't quite believe him. But War of the Roses traps
the guy because now he's glued to one position. If
he sends the roses to I don't know, Debbie and
he's like, can't wait to hook up with you again
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this weekend, then that's kind of undeniable. But let's hope
he doesn't. Let's hope that he sends him to you.
I can't even imagine an excuse why he's got a
recent photo of a naked woman in a tub, But
let's find out. We'll call him next and set the
trap on War of the Roses. We'll call and say, hey,
you want roses if you take the survey, and then
we'll say who do you want to send the roses to?
(05:27):
And then if he says somebody else's name, we'll try
to trap him a little bit more, like well, what
do you want the card to read? To trap him
a little bit more, and we'll find out what is
going on with the picture of the naked woman in
the tub coming up next. It's a big day today,
you guys, what's tax Day? It is also Titanic Remembrance Day.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm remembering it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And thirteen years ago today, that was a rough night.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Huh so yeah, yeah, what do you remember about that night, Dave?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, I was on my senior trip. Yeah, yeah, and yeah,
we go to DC senior trip and it was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, and like cool isn't like cold or like cool
isn't to get.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
In the water. Yeah. But it's also another big day.
Brandon turns fourteen years old to day. Happy birthday, Brandon.
Thank you for listening to the show. We appreciate you
use only the talkback feature. Good Luck?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Are they cheating? Let's find out?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
On Katie w b.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Resetting kind of what's going on on War of the Roses. Basically,
she's been dating a guy for a couple of months
and she went through her his phone. Why should she
go through his phone? Well, because she's been burned before,
and she's just it's like, if you've been bitten by
the neighbor's dog, you're going to be careful of the
neighbor's dog. If you've been cheated on before and you
didn't see it, cheated on for two years with multiple
(06:52):
women the entire time. So she went through his phone
judge away. She finds a picture of a woman in
a tub, taken from the face perspective, so it's not
like a you know, a selfie stick or somebody else
took it. She like took it down her body and
it shows her entire body in the tub and I'm
picturing her feet rested up on the edge of the tub.
And she takes picture, sends it to the boyfriend. He
(07:13):
finds it. She finds it in his phone from not
that long ago. What'd she say a couple of days ago?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I think she said a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And they've been seeing each other for a couple of months.
So she's like, well, what is this all about. So
we're gonna make the phone call to him and see
who he sends roses to, whether it's going to be
her or whether it is somebody else. Let's get started
on War of the Roses. Then we'll talk to Jonathan
Vogel from pocal Family's Law.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Thanks for taking that survey, Troy. So, like I said earlier,
let's get you set up with a dozen long stum
red roses to send it whoever you like. What I
need from you is the name of the person you'd
like to send these to?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Absolutely, Quinn, awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Quinn Okay. And then we also give the option, if
you want, you can send a card with a little
note on it. Do you like to do that?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, sure, Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What do you want to note to say? I?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Could it say? Love you, long time, love.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You, long time?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Clever, clever, romantic. Well, this is where everything kind of
crumbles underneath you, Troy, and you really have no idea
what's going on. It's kind of like being like on
the Twilight Zone. Let me explain what's going on. Everything
you heard about the roses and all that was a
ploy to get you to say who you want to
(08:36):
send roses to? Oh and by the way, who am I?
My name's Dave. I do the morning show at Katy
w to Be. That's Jenny that just talked to you.
She also does the morning show at Kati w to Be.
And we were put up to calling you to set
a little trap by who do you think? Who do
you think we called? Who do you think called us? Troy?
(08:56):
To say, Hey, call Troy to see if he'll send
me roses. Who do you think would do that.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
To send me roses? I can only send Quinny.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Did that? What do you call her?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Quinny?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh, it's adorable. I didn't know that he called you Quinny. Yeah,
it's Quinn or Quinny and she's she's on the phone
right now listening to this whole thing unfold. Say Hi, Quinny, Hi, Hey,
Uh what's going on? Well, it's it's pretty simple. But
(09:30):
there's a reason why. Quinn wondered why whether you would
send roses to her or to somebody else. Quinn, do
you want to try to explain to Troy why you
wanted us to set a little trap for him? There
was something going on that she made her suspicious Troy.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, So basically, I found naked photos on your phone
and I kind of a little freaked out. And I
know you're gonna be like, well, why did you asked me?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Is like, it would have been easy for you to
lie about it if it was actually something, and so
I thought that this was the best way to actually
get the truth. So I'm really believed you sent the
roses to me.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, you were looking through my phone.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But the big question was, yeah, she looked through your phone.
The big question is why naked pictures? What can you
explain the naked pictures that she saw came in your
phone about three or four days ago.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, absolutely, I can explain that.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, this should be good to any Are you ready?
This should be good? I always feel like taking a
commercial break, and like they say, next week on War
of the Roses, that we find out what the answer is.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Don't do that to the people.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Next week. How about tomorrow tomorrow on War the Roses
will find out what Troy excuse? What is your excuse? Troy?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Okay? So that those photos they're of this woman Carissa,
I saw her a number of years ago. She sent
me those photos like last week, late last week, and
I kept because honestly, they're they're kind of funny. They're gross,
(11:23):
and they're really funny. Like the bathtub that she's in,
she's lying right in the bathtub. It it's dirty, Like
the bathtub is dirty, the water is gross. It's got
like little like hairs in it, and like bits of
like like soap SuDS still floating around. Like she's been
there for like half an hour, and there's there's a
(11:45):
mold on the wall. It's honestly, I get them because, yeah,
it was amusing and funny, and I'm not doing anything
with them. Just I got a good laugh.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Well, I think the thing is she sent you photos.
You definitely have a right to keep them. I don't
know if you have. Yeah, I guess you could show
them to Quinny if you wanted to, because now there,
it's not like you took that. I don't know. I
don't know what the legalities are. We'll have to ask
Jonathan Fogel about that one. But do you remember the
pictures being gross and funny? Quinn? When you saw them
like mold on the wall and hair floating in the water,
(12:24):
I was a.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Little distracted woman. I kind of freaked out.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Have you guys seen the picture and it was going
around on the internet a couple of years ago. It's
a woman who has taken a selfie and I think
she's in a bikini or her underwear, and in the
background is a toilet that has not been flushed. Have
you seen this? Have you seen that before?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I mean, maybe if you pulled it up, i'd remember,
but I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
She was trying to take a sexy selfie, and she's
got the phone over her head aiming down at her body,
and in the background is a toilet that's not been flushed.
That's what kind of reminds me of. So it looks
like what was your ex's name? I don't want to
embarrass her, But if she took a picture of that,
(13:09):
she didn't think of the mold on the walls and
the dirty water in the tub.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No, she does not clean her bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I can't imagine. You got to when you send those pictures,
you got to check your background, you know, like toothplace
spatters all over the mirror. Like when I'm sending a selfie,
I got to check the mirror for toothpaste flatters.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, how many? Like are you talking about sex is?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah? Just want to let you know you're never more
than thirty minutes away. Now about four point two minutes
away from the next key word for Kendrick and Sissa.
This is the last week because remember that show is
coming up on Saturday night, So stay here to win,
(13:56):
all right. It is tax Day, so it's not the
best day. Even though I think most of us, some
of us wait till the last minute. We get an
extension or whatever, and some of us paid our taxes
like three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I did my Thursday Thursday. Well, I started it like Monday,
and then I just kept putting things off because I
couldn't find certain stuff. And then finally Thursday I submitted
and I hated it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Do you do it like turbo tax or do you
do like an online thing?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, I'll probably get audited one day because I like,
you know, forget about a lot of things, but teach
their own. If you're listening and you're the I R S.
You didn't hear that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Bought it? She takes a deductible chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, I didn't do. I don't know any of that
stuff where you try to like get all your deductibles
for things, like you know, people like put in their
gas to.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Work, and you know what you need to do. You
need to pay your fair share of tax.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I did they had to pay in this year?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh my god, you had to pay in? What a
shame that is? We pay in every year?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I have not Richie rich And I was shocked. I
was like, oh, this is abcise because it's kind of
giving you like a preview what you're gonna get I'm
not realizing it meant I had to pay it in,
but I was like, wait a second, oh, nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh oh no, it's a negative sign in front of it.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So let's make it a best day ever. They came
up with a scientific formula for having a great day,
so let's do this is you're not gonna remember this,
but here's what it consists of the best day ever
according to science. Six hours with your family, two hours
with your friends, one and a half hour of extra
(15:30):
socializing That sounds exhausting, two hours of exercising, one hour
of eating and drinking with less than six hours of work,
indulging in, only one hour of screen time, and no
more than a fifteen minute commute. So basically, I'll sum
it up for you, be fit, fun and available with
a little relaxation and indulgence and somehow avoid working or
(15:54):
commuting too much.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Like fit, fun and available sounds like a tag on
like your tinder.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Fit fun and to avoid what I'm working too much
or commuting too much.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, so yeah, this is a fantasy world. Yeah, they
can't not go to work right and like people have
to drive to their job that's true. I guess there's
a lot of work from home options out there now.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But fifty seven percent of people are back in the
office now, but like.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Full time or a few days a week. I don't know,
because I feel like a lot of people who like
their company tried to get them to come back. The
company morale went so low that they just were like, nevermind,
you don't have to take it back.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, go back, and then if you can't make this
stuff up, we'll be back. Well. Look, right now, I'm
going to do the keyword for Kendrick and Sissa. The
keyword for this hour. It changes every thirty minutes, so
don't use the last one and don't text it in.
It is a talk back only. The keyword is you
ready Saturn sat you are in, But don't worry about
(16:56):
the spelling. You just say it into the talk back feature.
I'll show you that work. So I'll get my phone here,
you know, open up the iHeartRadio app, and here we go.
Tap that iHeartRadio app and now it's playing KTWGB. Okay,
it's playing KBB right right now.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Look near the top, there's the only red button on
the page besides the home button. Is the talk back button. Yeah,
what it looks like is a red microphone. Oh cool,
I'm gonna tap that. Here we go, and it says
tap to record and send a message to one on
one point three kt WB. Well I can do that?
Yeah you go? Ok three two one. The keyword is saturn.
(17:35):
It's stap. Tap the button and then I can play
it back to see whether I like it.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The keyword is sad.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It sounds like a grandma leaving a voice.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Now, yeah, I don't like Jenny.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's grandma.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Grandma sounds more coherent than that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, I'm just trying to make it.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
There's a chicken in my yard.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Then tap the send button, send, and now it's sending.
It says your miss message had been sent to one
on one point three KTWB.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's so easy.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
How about that? Go do that the message. The keyword
is saturn and good luck, Dave's dirt next good morning.
It is one of one point three kd WB. Is
it gonna be gorgeous today? It looks like it's gonna
be gorgeous today.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It'd be like mid fifties today, But tomorrow it's gonna
warm up some more. It's kind of like roller coaster
up and down with fifties and sixties. The rest of this.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Week wasn't like in twenty eighteen that we got a
foot or two feet of snow on this very day. Well,
I think it was like April eighteenth or something like that,
though it was more.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Than a foot where it was like a whole storm.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
And it wasn't last year, but it was the year
before that, because last year was the super mild year,
and then the year before that was the one of
the snowiests, like the eighth snowyests on record. And I
remember that specifically because I had to dig my car
out of my my alleyway and a nice guy with
a Jersey accent helped me, and I've never seen him
since then.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I'm right, not you. It might have been a boss,
but just had a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, he was no snow in the forecast. Something that
should be in your forecast, though, is stopping at Holiday
Station store really get their French toast sandwich. It's a sausage, patty,
egg and American cheese between two golden brown slices of
French toast. I've never had a French toast sandwich before
until holiday started. So delightful.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Get one. I remember the snowstorm Alice and my daughter's
bachelorette party or bridle shower, one of the other bridal shower,
and it snowed like ferociously that day, and she was
so worried that nobody would show up and everybody would
cancel and go, oh, I can't make it. And she's
so sweet. She'd be like I understood, and it would
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be her and a muffin or a cake, and my
and and Susan, and that would be no. Everybody showed up.
Those are good friends. Everybody showed up, all right? A keyword?
Another keyword coming up in another half an hour or
so on Katie w B. Right now, though we got
some dirt to cover. Can wait the dirt cannot Dave's
dirt on Katie w B. I gotta mention this one.
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Injury Law. The all female flight crew of Blue Origin
sparked some criticism and memes. It was the eleventh or
Blue Origin, but Katy Perry and Gail King drew more
attention than the previous ten. One critic jokingly amused the
future historians would that future historians would trace from astronaut
Neil Armstrong to Katy Perry how humans colonized the Moon
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and Mars and other roach celebrities in space sets a
bad precedent. A billionaire sending his wife Lauren Sanchez into
space with some rich female celebrities pr is dumb. They
say that Gail was the most terrified among the six
of the space flight. As they got on board, each
enthusiastically rang the bell on the walkway to the rocket ship.
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She had a worried scowl across her face. One meme joked,
Gail King is all of us on Monday.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, I saw this video of her because everyone was
like whoa, yeah whatever, reading the balls. She came in
and like hit it like she was being forced to,
and she looked so pissed. And then the meme was like,
when you just wanted to be Oprah's friend and now
you're being shot up into space.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's funny. Now, she there's been a lot of people
who've been attacking this mission is pointless, meaningless, and you
know for very very rich, famous people. She has defended
the eleven minute rocket ride, saying anybody that's criticizing. It
doesn't really understand. We can all speak to the response
we're getting from young women, from young girls about what
(22:35):
this represents.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I would have watched that video eleven minute rocket Ride.
I would watch that taking up space, girlies. I just
like that phrase taking up space.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
That's the only thing about this whole thing that I
appreciate that just sounds good.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Should we just stop going to space? I'm asking it
on this question. Should we just stop?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Well, i'd say, what are we going there for?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, there needs to be a reason, right, not just
to say, oh, we went.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We probably are going to need space at some point.
So I kind of understand that part because I just think,
you know, the Earth is dying.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you think the Earth is dying?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I think that there's a lot of things that are
going wrong in the world.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Jenny space from you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She was so pro all right. Kylie Jenner reunited at
Coachella with the father of her two kids. She did
not introduce Travis Scott to her new boyfriend, Timothy schallomet
Travis Headline on Saturday at the music festival. In the afternoon,
he hung out with Kylie and the kids. Chris Jenner
chaperone the rare reunion, which Travis showcased in his Instagram story.
(23:40):
Timothy Challomey joined Kylie that night to watch Travis, who
shouted at their a seven year old daughter, Stormy. And
there's your update on the Kardashians there, Okay? Tonight On
Paramount Plus, Salil moon Fry, who was a child actor,
is now a director. She directs the doc Menory the Carters,
(24:01):
which exposes the struggles of the brothers Nick and Aaron
Carter from the perspective of their sister Angel And I
believe I had a clip, but I don't have it anymore.
But that actually sounds kind of interesting because you talk
about just like what a charmed life they seem to
have until it just got really dark.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Does it say where that's streaming again? Plus peramunt Plus?
You have that? Do you have paramunt Plus?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You know? Sometimes I don't remember which ones i'd got.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It sounds like something you would enjoy watching.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I think I might have got it to watch Yellowstone,
But it's one of those things where you sign up
and then you forget that you even have it until
you look in like four years later, you go, I've
been paying for paramount plus every month and I haven't
even watched it. It's kind of like I was on
jib Jab. Remember jip Jab with jip.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Jab, Dave, you and your jib jab.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Jim Jab was that thing where you would take pictures
of your your friends or yourself or whatever and you
would paste them on like reindeer, like cartoon reindeer, and
then they would dance. And I signed up for jib
Jab when it was new and popular because it's funny.
You know what I'm talking about, though, right.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I've seen it, yes, So that's what you're wasting your money.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Let me finish the story. So I'm sitting here with
fallin Bond set Gottler one morning and I'm getting a
bill or some notifications like do you want to renew
your jib Jab? And I'm like, renew it? I didn't
know I was even paying for it. I paid for
it for years.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
If they were just auto renewing it for you, you
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I think I got a new credit card. And so
the new credit card.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's why they like, Hey, hello, don't you want your
Jim to have account?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What do he uses it?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gosh, today is tax day? What would we rather do
than pay our taxes? Jury duty?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, these are some examples of what people said they
would rather do than pay the taxes. Go to driver's
head classes, talk to your kids about the birds and
the bees, go on a hunger strike, miss a connecting flight,
and our biggest tax day fears are not having enough money,
identity theft, getting audited, or making a math mistake.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No, okay, I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Missing a connected flight one that sounds that's super tough.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, you'd rather get audited than do your taxes. I
feel like those are the same.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I don't know, Jenny, ask me questions. It's early.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's early. Come on, geez's only been since four.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Did you guys hear a little nas X's in the hospital. No,
what he has apparently partial face paralysis. He posted a
video and he's like trying to smile, but like one
half of his face is just not smiling. He said, quote,
this is me doing a full smile right now, by
the way. But he said that he's okay, and to
stop being sad. They haven't said if it's like cerebral
palsy or if he had a stroke.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Jumped that a huge jump. Well, that's that's the symptom
of it. No, like half your face can. Cerebral pose
is something like you're born with. I don't think you
like I don't. I guess I don't know. If I
don't think that, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I wouldn't I wouldn't jump to that conclusion. I would
be like maybe a pinch nerve or yeah. Yeah, So
hopefully hopefully he's okay. Tyra Banks wats Taylor Swift to
star in the New Bodyguard Remain What does.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
A black girl? It was Whitney's as Black Girl. Yes,
what if we flipped it?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yes, and it was Taylor's ways and.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
He just elbow Oh Adrius album.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah that is hot, okay. Gwyneth Paltrow is in the
dirt today. She is, of course a celebrity health advisor,
and she has some sleep supplements that that she would
like you to try to sleep better. So here we go.
Saffron It's a red spice that serves as an antioxidant magnesium.
(27:45):
They call it Nature's xanax l thianine. It's an amino
acid found in green tea, valerian root, and passion flower.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Good thinks she's here to tell us what we need.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I'm glad. Thanks, What a gift. Neth Paltrow, can we
back up real quick? Do you guys know who Idris
elba is? Yes, just making sure. I'm just making sure
he's not one of those people that are just black
people for this.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, he was, wasn't he in like the Black Panther?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Black Panther. He's in a movie with a Beyonce called Obsessed.
He's been in a lot of cartoons.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
This Christmas, Yeah, you know this Christmas said the movie
theater and saw it on opening day. I love that movie.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
This Christmas is a goaded Christmas movie. Chris Brown's in it,
Loretta devinees in it. Oh my gosh, my gosh. Guns
n' Roses makes the dirt. Today's kind of an interesting thing.
Who's the lead singer for Guns n' Roses? Anybody good?
Axel Rose takes fifty percent of the band's income. I
don't know how he managed that one, but he gets
(28:43):
fifty percent. I think because in Guns and Roses, you
can name one other person who's the guy in the
top hat flash very good. Can't name the rest of
the guys, can you, Bob? I think one is Duff Squibbert,
not Squibvert. No, that's it, that's I believe that's no.
I'm thinking to Cubert. Okay, that's somebody else anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So fifty percent this is why bands end up hating
each other because one of them always gets a little
bit better of a deal than the bass player. The
bass player always gets screwed.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's always like in a boy band, the hotter one,
not necessarily the most talented or right or like, didn't
you say, Dave that one you met Destiny's child Beyonce,
Like they made sure that she was kind of front
and center, so it was unforgettable.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, they came when they were new to Last Chance
Summer Dance or a big concert out of Canterbury Park
years ago, like twenty five is years ago, and like, oh,
let's get a picture, and so they all had to
line up and put Beyonce in the middle. And I
love telling this story, That's why I tell it every week.
And so I leaned over to Michelle and I said,
is she always in the middle? And Michelle says, Yep,
She's always in the middle. And I was like, that's
(29:45):
the way it is. And you know what, history showed
that Beyonce should have been in.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
The middle, right, And I feel like all those people
kind of sell their soul to the industry because they're
so excited to just be like getting the recognition that
they don't realize what they're getting themselves into. One somebody
else gets more of the fame Beyonce or like Justin
Timberlake or whoever. But they're just happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
They're just happy to be there that they don't have
to work at ihop I mean, and that's really what
it is. It's like, that's why so many people will
sell their souls to be in a movie or to
be on a record label, and they'll sign this ridiculous
record label where sometimes they end up owing the record
company a million dollars because they were so happy to
sign with whatever record company. So yeah, it's a shady business.
(30:27):
That is the dirt. You're never more than thirty minutes
away from Kendrick and Lamar, Kendrick Kendrick Lamar and scissit tickets.
We'll do the next one in fifteen minutes on kdub
hang on for that one.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Can I correct myself real quick? Yea, I said cerebral
PAUSEY might be what Lil naz X has Everyone's texting.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Bell's pausey is what I meant.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, okay, it's okay. Interesting. We'll be right back on
ktble to be with The Daily Daily and your Kendrick
and Sissitik
Survey and you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hang, it's War of the Roses. I'm kd W me.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's funny because I was talking to Quinn off the air,
and Quinn used to listen to War of the Roses
when you were a little kid. Hi, Quinn, what do
you remember about listening to War of the Roses at
a very young inappropriate age? How old were you?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm in middle school if I guess, the pilot is
around like twelve, and I would listen to it with
my friends, like on the bus in the morning, and
so we were kind of all like huddle around. One
person's like tone or I think one person actually did
have like a little mini radio.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, funny. So here you are at fourteen years old,
and I going to guess you're how old are you now?
You're like, I don't, it doesn't matter. But what are
you twenty five? Twenty eight?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, twenty five?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, So here you are on War of the Roses.
You could have never seen this when you were a
kid on the school bus. But tell me why, Quinn.
What is it that you are worried about with your boyfriend?
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah? So basically I started dating like this new guy.
It's only been a few months, and I have some
trust issues. I was like looking through his phone, which
apparently is the thing I do now, because there was
this guy I dated for two years and I found
(01:29):
out he was cheating on me the entire time.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Just not to stop the action, but for two years,
you dated a guy and he was cheating with the
same woman the entire time, with multiple women the entire time,
do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The best I can tell it was multiple women. It
was kind of hard to get like a straight answer
from him.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But but that'll make you cautious, That'll make you like
in your next relationship. It's kind of like, you know,
if you have a bad experience with flying and you
throw up the first time you fly, you're not going
to want to go flying again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And your nervous system remembers things like that. So there
are definitely things that are going to trigger you if
you were kind of traumatized for something in your past.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So you go through what's your new guy's phone? What's
his name?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
My guy is Troy.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, So you go through Troy's phone, and I'm not judging,
you know, we know you shouldn't but at the same
time you're protecting yourself. That's when things get weird. What
did you find going through Troy's phone?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So he wasn't even necessarily behaving weirdly, It's just that
I'm so overly cautious now, so I felt, like, you know,
if something's going on, I just want to find out
early before I get into deep okay, until I got
into his phone and I ended up finding these pictures
that were sent to him very recently of a naked
woman in a tub. And like, the pictures look like
(02:59):
they're meant to be sexy. I'm not sure they really are,
but they're meant to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Sexy, Okay, I ca.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, and it's I mean it's like, you know, it's
a it's a full body like naked shot of her
in the tub.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So can you see her face? I mean it doesn't
matter that much, but is it taken of her like
you know, arms length selfie or how is the selfie taken?
I'm just trying to picture what what she said.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, So basically, it's like from the top of her
body down is kind of an angle that it is.
She you can see like her booth down to her
like stomach and then like all the way down to
her legs. It's it's definitely, you know, a sealthy angle,
(03:48):
but it is, it's it's full body.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So the thing is, I mean, obviously it's not good
for you dating this guy Troy. A couple of months
he gets and it was recent. When you say recent,
was it, like, does that mean three months ago or
three days ago or three weeks ago that you found
because they got a date stamp on the photos in
your phone? How long ago was this?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
This is the date stamp was just from like a.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Couple of days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, So that's why you're calling because it just happened.
But you didn't want to ask Troy about this because
if this happened with ninety five percent of women, they
would walk right into Troy and say, what the heck
is this? But you decided not to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, because I feel like that, you know, I've sort
of been down that road before, and I don't even
want to give him the chance to lie with me.
I just want to know what's going on. So it's
felt like during War of the Roses is the best
way to find out if he's actually.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Get a lot of people agree with you. A lot
of people would be like, you know what, that's what
War of the Roses is for, because if I ask him,
he's gonna lie his way out of it, and I
won't quite believe him. But War of the Roses traps
the guy because now he's glued to one position. If
he sends the roses to I don't know, Debbie and
he's like, can't wait to hook up with you again
(05:05):
this weekend, then that's kind of undeniable. But let's hope
he doesn't. Let's hope that he sends him to you.
I can't even imagine an excuse why he's got a
recent photo of a naked woman in a tub, But
let's find out. We'll call him next and set the
trap on War of the Roses. We'll call and say, hey,
you want roses if you take the survey, and then
we'll say who do you want to send the roses to?
(05:27):
And then if he says somebody else's name, we'll try
to trap him a little bit more, like well, what
do you want the card to read? To trap him
a little bit more, and we'll find out what is
going on with the picture of the naked woman in
the tub coming up next. It's a big day today,
you guys, what's tax Day? It is also Titanic Remembrance Day.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm remembering it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And thirteen years ago today, that was a rough night.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Huh so yeah, yeah, what do you remember about that night, Dave?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, I was on my senior trip. Yeah, yeah, and yeah,
we go to DC senior trip and it was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, and like cool isn't like cold or like cool
isn't to get.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
In the water. Yeah. But it's also another big day.
Brandon turns fourteen years old to day. Happy birthday, Brandon.
Thank you for listening to the show. We appreciate you
use only the talkback feature. Good Luck?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Are they cheating? Let's find out?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Part two of War of the Roses starts right now.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
On Katie w b.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Resetting kind of what's going on on War of the Roses. Basically,
she's been dating a guy for a couple of months
and she went through her his phone. Why should she
go through his phone? Well, because she's been burned before,
and she's just it's like, if you've been bitten by
the neighbor's dog, you're going to be careful of the
neighbor's dog. If you've been cheated on before and you
didn't see it, cheated on for two years with multiple
(06:52):
women the entire time. So she went through his phone
judge away. She finds a picture of a woman in
a tub, taken from the face perspective, so it's not
like a you know, a selfie stick or somebody else
took it. She like took it down her body and
it shows her entire body in the tub and I'm
picturing her feet rested up on the edge of the tub.
And she takes picture, sends it to the boyfriend. He
(07:13):
finds it. She finds it in his phone from not
that long ago. What'd she say a couple of days ago?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I think she said a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And they've been seeing each other for a couple of months.
So she's like, well, what is this all about. So
we're gonna make the phone call to him and see
who he sends roses to, whether it's going to be
her or whether it is somebody else. Let's get started
on War of the Roses. Then we'll talk to Jonathan
Vogel from pocal Family's Law.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Thanks for taking that survey, Troy. So, like I said earlier,
let's get you set up with a dozen long stum
red roses to send it whoever you like. What I
need from you is the name of the person you'd
like to send these to?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Absolutely, Quinn, awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Quinn Okay. And then we also give the option, if
you want, you can send a card with a little
note on it. Do you like to do that?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, sure, Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What do you want to note to say? I?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Could it say? Love you, long time, love.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You, long time?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Clever, clever, romantic. Well, this is where everything kind of
crumbles underneath you, Troy, and you really have no idea
what's going on. It's kind of like being like on
the Twilight Zone. Let me explain what's going on. Everything
you heard about the roses and all that was a
ploy to get you to say who you want to
(08:36):
send roses to? Oh and by the way, who am I?
My name's Dave. I do the morning show at Katy
w to Be. That's Jenny that just talked to you.
She also does the morning show at Kati w to Be.
And we were put up to calling you to set
a little trap by who do you think? Who do
you think we called? Who do you think called us? Troy?
(08:56):
To say, Hey, call Troy to see if he'll send
me roses. Who do you think would do that.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
To send me roses? I can only send Quinny.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Did that? What do you call her?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Quinny?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh, it's adorable. I didn't know that he called you Quinny. Yeah,
it's Quinn or Quinny and she's she's on the phone
right now listening to this whole thing unfold. Say Hi, Quinny, Hi, Hey,
Uh what's going on? Well, it's it's pretty simple. But
(09:30):
there's a reason why. Quinn wondered why whether you would
send roses to her or to somebody else. Quinn, do
you want to try to explain to Troy why you
wanted us to set a little trap for him? There
was something going on that she made her suspicious Troy.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, So basically, I found naked photos on your phone
and I kind of a little freaked out. And I
know you're gonna be like, well, why did you asked me?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Is like, it would have been easy for you to
lie about it if it was actually something, and so
I thought that this was the best way to actually
get the truth. So I'm really believed you sent the
roses to me.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, you were looking through my phone.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But the big question was, yeah, she looked through your phone.
The big question is why naked pictures? What can you
explain the naked pictures that she saw came in your
phone about three or four days ago.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, absolutely, I can explain that.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, this should be good to any Are you ready?
This should be good? I always feel like taking a
commercial break, and like they say, next week on War
of the Roses, that we find out what the answer is.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Don't do that to the people.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Next week. How about tomorrow tomorrow on War the Roses
will find out what Troy excuse? What is your excuse? Troy?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Okay? So that those photos they're of this woman Carissa,
I saw her a number of years ago. She sent
me those photos like last week, late last week, and
I kept because honestly, they're they're kind of funny. They're gross,
(11:23):
and they're really funny. Like the bathtub that she's in,
she's lying right in the bathtub. It it's dirty, Like
the bathtub is dirty, the water is gross. It's got
like little like hairs in it, and like bits of
like like soap SuDS still floating around. Like she's been
there for like half an hour, and there's there's a
(11:45):
mold on the wall. It's honestly, I get them because, yeah,
it was amusing and funny, and I'm not doing anything
with them. Just I got a good laugh.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Well, I think the thing is she sent you photos.
You definitely have a right to keep them. I don't
know if you have. Yeah, I guess you could show
them to Quinny if you wanted to, because now there,
it's not like you took that. I don't know. I
don't know what the legalities are. We'll have to ask
Jonathan Fogel about that one. But do you remember the
pictures being gross and funny? Quinn? When you saw them
like mold on the wall and hair floating in the water,
(12:24):
I was a.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Little distracted woman. I kind of freaked out.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Have you guys seen the picture and it was going
around on the internet a couple of years ago. It's
a woman who has taken a selfie and I think
she's in a bikini or her underwear, and in the
background is a toilet that has not been flushed. Have
you seen this? Have you seen that before?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I mean, maybe if you pulled it up, i'd remember,
but I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
She was trying to take a sexy selfie, and she's
got the phone over her head aiming down at her body,
and in the background is a toilet that's not been flushed.
That's what kind of reminds me of. So it looks
like what was your ex's name? I don't want to
embarrass her, But if she took a picture of that,
(13:09):
she didn't think of the mold on the walls and
the dirty water in the tub.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No, she does not clean her bathroom.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I can't imagine. You got to when you send those pictures,
you got to check your background, you know, like toothplace
spatters all over the mirror. Like when I'm sending a selfie,
I got to check the mirror for toothpaste flatters.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, how many? Like are you talking about sex is?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah? Just want to let you know you're never more
than thirty minutes away. Now about four point two minutes
away from the next key word for Kendrick and Sissa.
This is the last week because remember that show is
coming up on Saturday night, So stay here to win,
(13:56):
all right. It is tax Day, so it's not the
best day. Even though I think most of us, some
of us wait till the last minute. We get an
extension or whatever, and some of us paid our taxes
like three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I did my Thursday Thursday. Well, I started it like Monday,
and then I just kept putting things off because I
couldn't find certain stuff. And then finally Thursday I submitted
and I hated it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Do you do it like turbo tax or do you
do like an online thing?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, I'll probably get audited one day because I like,
you know, forget about a lot of things, but teach
their own. If you're listening and you're the I R S.
You didn't hear that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Bought it? She takes a deductible chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, I didn't do. I don't know any of that
stuff where you try to like get all your deductibles
for things, like you know, people like put in their
gas to.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Work, and you know what you need to do. You
need to pay your fair share of tax.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I did they had to pay in this year?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh my god, you had to pay in? What a
shame that is? We pay in every year?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I have not Richie rich And I was shocked. I
was like, oh, this is abcise because it's kind of
giving you like a preview what you're gonna get I'm
not realizing it meant I had to pay it in,
but I was like, wait a second, oh, nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Oh oh no, it's a negative sign in front of it.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So let's make it a best day ever. They came
up with a scientific formula for having a great day,
so let's do this is you're not gonna remember this,
but here's what it consists of the best day ever
according to science. Six hours with your family, two hours
with your friends, one and a half hour of extra
(15:30):
socializing That sounds exhausting, two hours of exercising, one hour
of eating and drinking with less than six hours of work,
indulging in, only one hour of screen time, and no
more than a fifteen minute commute. So basically, I'll sum
it up for you, be fit, fun and available with
a little relaxation and indulgence and somehow avoid working or
(15:54):
commuting too much.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Like fit, fun and available sounds like a tag on
like your tinder.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Fit fun and to avoid what I'm working too much
or commuting too much.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, so yeah, this is a fantasy world. Yeah, they
can't not go to work right and like people have
to drive to their job that's true. I guess there's
a lot of work from home options out there now.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But fifty seven percent of people are back in the
office now, but like.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Full time or a few days a week. I don't know,
because I feel like a lot of people who like
their company tried to get them to come back. The
company morale went so low that they just were like, nevermind,
you don't have to take it back.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, go back, and then if you can't make this
stuff up, we'll be back. Well. Look, right now, I'm
going to do the keyword for Kendrick and Sissa. The
keyword for this hour. It changes every thirty minutes, so
don't use the last one and don't text it in.
It is a talk back only. The keyword is you
ready Saturn sat you are in, But don't worry about
(16:56):
the spelling. You just say it into the talk back feature.
I'll show you that work. So I'll get my phone here,
you know, open up the iHeartRadio app, and here we go.
Tap that iHeartRadio app and now it's playing KTWGB. Okay,
it's playing KBB right right now.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Look near the top, there's the only red button on
the page besides the home button. Is the talk back button. Yeah,
what it looks like is a red microphone. Oh cool,
I'm gonna tap that. Here we go, and it says
tap to record and send a message to one on
one point three kt WB. Well I can do that?
Yeah you go? Ok three two one. The keyword is saturn.
(17:35):
It's stap. Tap the button and then I can play
it back to see whether I like it.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
The keyword is sad.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It sounds like a grandma leaving a voice.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Now, yeah, I don't like Jenny.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's grandma.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Grandma sounds more coherent than that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, I'm just trying to make it.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
There's a chicken in my yard.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Then tap the send button, send, and now it's sending.
It says your miss message had been sent to one
on one point three KTWB.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's so easy.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
How about that? Go do that the message. The keyword
is saturn and good luck, Dave's dirt next good morning.
It is one of one point three kd WB. Is
it gonna be gorgeous today? It looks like it's gonna
be gorgeous today.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It'd be like mid fifties today, But tomorrow it's gonna
warm up some more. It's kind of like roller coaster
up and down with fifties and sixties. The rest of this.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Week wasn't like in twenty eighteen that we got a
foot or two feet of snow on this very day. Well,
I think it was like April eighteenth or something like that,
though it was more.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Than a foot where it was like a whole storm.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
And it wasn't last year, but it was the year
before that, because last year was the super mild year,
and then the year before that was the one of
the snowiests, like the eighth snowyests on record. And I
remember that specifically because I had to dig my car
out of my my alleyway and a nice guy with
a Jersey accent helped me, and I've never seen him
since then.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I'm right, not you. It might have been a boss,
but just had a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, he was no snow in the forecast. Something that
should be in your forecast, though, is stopping at Holiday
Station store really get their French toast sandwich. It's a sausage, patty,
egg and American cheese between two golden brown slices of
French toast. I've never had a French toast sandwich before
until holiday started. So delightful.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Get one. I remember the snowstorm Alice and my daughter's
bachelorette party or bridle shower, one of the other bridal shower,
and it snowed like ferociously that day, and she was
so worried that nobody would show up and everybody would
cancel and go, oh, I can't make it. And she's
so sweet. She'd be like I understood, and it would
(19:44):
be her and a muffin or a cake, and my
and and Susan, and that would be no. Everybody showed up.
Those are good friends. Everybody showed up, all right? A keyword?
Another keyword coming up in another half an hour or
so on Katie w B. Right now, though we got
some dirt to cover. Can wait the dirt cannot Dave's
dirt on Katie w B. I gotta mention this one.
(20:06):
Nominate your kid's favorite teacher this year for their chance
to become ktwb's Teacher of the Day every weekday in
May with the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. If
they get chosen, they're gonna win a teacher appreciation prize
pack that includes a big old bottle of vodka. I
made that up. That would probably be you know, you
keep it in your desk drawer. Yeah, and when the
(20:27):
kids are reading, if you're reading, you just kind of
reach into the desk drawer and you pull out a
big old bottle of vodka. Now we provide a paper
bag so they won't know what it is. That's exactly
not exactly true. You get instead a one hundred dollars
Visa gift card and more. Nominate them on the contest
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(20:48):
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Nominate your kids teacher and all the information is on
ktwbat on on the contest page. You have any trouble
fighting the contest page, let us know. So dirtis brought
to you by six one two Injured Heimer Lammell's Lammer's
(21:08):
Injury Law. The all female flight crew of Blue Origin
sparked some criticism and memes. It was the eleventh or
Blue Origin, but Katy Perry and Gail King drew more
attention than the previous ten. One critic jokingly amused the
future historians would that future historians would trace from astronaut
Neil Armstrong to Katy Perry how humans colonized the Moon
(21:32):
and Mars and other roach celebrities in space sets a
bad precedent. A billionaire sending his wife Lauren Sanchez into
space with some rich female celebrities pr is dumb. They
say that Gail was the most terrified among the six
of the space flight. As they got on board, each
enthusiastically rang the bell on the walkway to the rocket ship.
(21:53):
She had a worried scowl across her face. One meme joked,
Gail King is all of us on Monday.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well, I saw this video of her because everyone was
like whoa, yeah whatever, reading the balls. She came in
and like hit it like she was being forced to,
and she looked so pissed. And then the meme was like,
when you just wanted to be Oprah's friend and now
you're being shot up into space.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's funny. Now, she there's been a lot of people
who've been attacking this mission is pointless, meaningless, and you
know for very very rich, famous people. She has defended
the eleven minute rocket ride, saying anybody that's criticizing. It
doesn't really understand. We can all speak to the response
we're getting from young women, from young girls about what
(22:35):
this represents.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I would have watched that video eleven minute rocket Ride.
I would watch that taking up space, girlies. I just
like that phrase taking up space.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
That's the only thing about this whole thing that I
appreciate that just sounds good.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Should we just stop going to space? I'm asking it
on this question. Should we just stop?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Well, i'd say, what are we going there for?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, there needs to be a reason, right, not just
to say, oh, we went.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We probably are going to need space at some point.
So I kind of understand that part because I just think,
you know, the Earth is dying.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you think the Earth is dying?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
I do.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I think that there's a lot of things that are
going wrong in the world.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Jenny space from you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She was so pro all right. Kylie Jenner reunited at
Coachella with the father of her two kids. She did
not introduce Travis Scott to her new boyfriend, Timothy schallomet
Travis Headline on Saturday at the music festival. In the afternoon,
he hung out with Kylie and the kids. Chris Jenner
chaperone the rare reunion, which Travis showcased in his Instagram story.
(23:40):
Timothy Challomey joined Kylie that night to watch Travis, who
shouted at their a seven year old daughter, Stormy. And
there's your update on the Kardashians there, Okay? Tonight On
Paramount Plus, Salil moon Fry, who was a child actor,
is now a director. She directs the doc Menory the Carters,
(24:01):
which exposes the struggles of the brothers Nick and Aaron
Carter from the perspective of their sister Angel And I
believe I had a clip, but I don't have it anymore.
But that actually sounds kind of interesting because you talk
about just like what a charmed life they seem to
have until it just got really dark.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Does it say where that's streaming again? Plus peramunt Plus?
You have that? Do you have paramunt Plus?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You know? Sometimes I don't remember which ones i'd got.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It sounds like something you would enjoy watching.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I think I might have got it to watch Yellowstone,
But it's one of those things where you sign up
and then you forget that you even have it until
you look in like four years later, you go, I've
been paying for paramount plus every month and I haven't
even watched it. It's kind of like I was on
jib Jab. Remember jip Jab with jip.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Jab, Dave, you and your jib jab.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Jim Jab was that thing where you would take pictures
of your your friends or yourself or whatever and you
would paste them on like reindeer, like cartoon reindeer, and
then they would dance. And I signed up for jib
Jab when it was new and popular because it's funny.
You know what I'm talking about, though, right.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I've seen it, yes, So that's what you're wasting your money.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Let me finish the story. So I'm sitting here with
fallin Bond set Gottler one morning and I'm getting a
bill or some notifications like do you want to renew
your jib Jab? And I'm like, renew it? I didn't
know I was even paying for it. I paid for
it for years.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
If they were just auto renewing it for you, you
didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I think I got a new credit card. And so
the new credit card.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's why they like, Hey, hello, don't you want your
Jim to have account?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
What do he uses it?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gosh, today is tax day? What would we rather do
than pay our taxes? Jury duty?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, these are some examples of what people said they
would rather do than pay the taxes. Go to driver's
head classes, talk to your kids about the birds and
the bees, go on a hunger strike, miss a connecting flight,
and our biggest tax day fears are not having enough money,
identity theft, getting audited, or making a math mistake.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No, okay, I don't know about that.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Missing a connected flight one that sounds that's super tough.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, you'd rather get audited than do your taxes. I
feel like those are the same.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I don't know, Jenny, ask me questions. It's early.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's early. Come on, geez's only been since four.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Did you guys hear a little nas X's in the hospital. No,
what he has apparently partial face paralysis. He posted a
video and he's like trying to smile, but like one
half of his face is just not smiling. He said, quote,
this is me doing a full smile right now, by
the way. But he said that he's okay, and to
stop being sad. They haven't said if it's like cerebral
palsy or if he had a stroke.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Jumped that a huge jump. Well, that's that's the symptom
of it. No, like half your face can. Cerebral pose
is something like you're born with. I don't think you
like I don't. I guess I don't know. If I
don't think that, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I wouldn't I wouldn't jump to that conclusion. I would
be like maybe a pinch nerve or yeah. Yeah, So
hopefully hopefully he's okay. Tyra Banks wats Taylor Swift to
star in the New Bodyguard Remain What does.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
A black girl? It was Whitney's as Black Girl. Yes,
what if we flipped it?
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yes, and it was Taylor's ways and.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
He just elbow Oh Adrius album.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah that is hot, okay. Gwyneth Paltrow is in the
dirt today. She is, of course a celebrity health advisor,
and she has some sleep supplements that that she would
like you to try to sleep better. So here we go.
Saffron It's a red spice that serves as an antioxidant magnesium.
(27:45):
They call it Nature's xanax l thianine. It's an amino
acid found in green tea, valerian root, and passion flower.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Good thinks she's here to tell us what we need.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I'm glad. Thanks, What a gift. Neth Paltrow, can we
back up real quick? Do you guys know who Idris
elba is? Yes, just making sure. I'm just making sure
he's not one of those people that are just black
people for this.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, he was, wasn't he in like the Black Panther?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Black Panther. He's in a movie with a Beyonce called Obsessed.
He's been in a lot of cartoons.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
This Christmas, Yeah, you know this Christmas said the movie
theater and saw it on opening day. I love that movie.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
This Christmas is a goaded Christmas movie. Chris Brown's in it,
Loretta devinees in it. Oh my gosh, my gosh. Guns
n' Roses makes the dirt. Today's kind of an interesting thing.
Who's the lead singer for Guns n' Roses? Anybody good?
Axel Rose takes fifty percent of the band's income. I
don't know how he managed that one, but he gets
(28:43):
fifty percent. I think because in Guns and Roses, you
can name one other person who's the guy in the
top hat flash very good. Can't name the rest of
the guys, can you, Bob? I think one is Duff Squibbert,
not Squibvert. No, that's it, that's I believe that's no.
I'm thinking to Cubert. Okay, that's somebody else anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So fifty percent this is why bands end up hating
each other because one of them always gets a little
bit better of a deal than the bass player. The
bass player always gets screwed.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's always like in a boy band, the hotter one,
not necessarily the most talented or right or like, didn't
you say, Dave that one you met Destiny's child Beyonce,
Like they made sure that she was kind of front
and center, so it was unforgettable.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, they came when they were new to Last Chance
Summer Dance or a big concert out of Canterbury Park
years ago, like twenty five is years ago, and like, oh,
let's get a picture, and so they all had to
line up and put Beyonce in the middle. And I
love telling this story, That's why I tell it every week.
And so I leaned over to Michelle and I said,
is she always in the middle? And Michelle says, Yep,
She's always in the middle. And I was like, that's
(29:45):
the way it is. And you know what, history showed
that Beyonce should have been in.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
The middle, right, And I feel like all those people
kind of sell their soul to the industry because they're
so excited to just be like getting the recognition that
they don't realize what they're getting themselves into. One somebody
else gets more of the fame Beyonce or like Justin
Timberlake or whoever. But they're just happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
They're just happy to be there that they don't have
to work at ihop I mean, and that's really what
it is. It's like, that's why so many people will
sell their souls to be in a movie or to
be on a record label, and they'll sign this ridiculous
record label where sometimes they end up owing the record
company a million dollars because they were so happy to
sign with whatever record company. So yeah, it's a shady business.
(30:27):
That is the dirt. You're never more than thirty minutes
away from Kendrick and Lamar, Kendrick Kendrick Lamar and scissit tickets.
We'll do the next one in fifteen minutes on kdub
hang on for that one.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Can I correct myself real quick? Yea, I said cerebral
PAUSEY might be what Lil naz X has Everyone's texting.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Bell's pausey is what I meant.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, okay, it's okay. Interesting. We'll be right back on
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