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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh the drama, Oh the drama on War of the Roses.
This kind of one we didn't see coming out of
the blue. If you missed it number one, you can
rehear it on the iHeartRadio app where you're never more
than thirty minutes away from winning that ultimate ticket. So
you can go listen to old War of the Roses.
But or you can listen to it later this morning
at nine oh five. That'll replay, and I'll replay the
part where Marcel calls in. So there's a woman and
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she's dating a guy named Bryce and they lived together,
and the woman went out for a walk and he's like, okay,
go for a walk. But he, instead of hearing her
go outside, slam the front door. He heard steps go upstairs.
Then he hears like magic noises coming from the upstairs
apartment while the magic is happening, yes, and he's like,
what I recognize those magic noises. Isn't that my girl?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So she comes back in and he's like, you were upstairs? No,
I was not. I was on a walk. So we
called her and we said, well, hey, we tricked her
and said hey, do you want to, you know, you
go on on a date. With, who do you want
to go with? We'll set this up, we'll make a reservation.
And she picked her boyfriend. Great, all seem good. Maybe
she was on a walk after all. Maybe it was
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somebody else that was upstairs at Marcell's house. Marcel is
listening or no, he wasn't listening to friends, says, they're
talking about you on Katie. WB turned the radio on
in time to hear the story. He's like, yep, she
was upstairs. Because Bryce doesn't know how to take care
of her, she knows where to go. I'm not going
to tell you what. I'm gonna have to call three
minute a truck because you're not going to to live together.
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So we're talking about what did you want? What'd you
want to say about this one? Do you believe that
really was Marcel? And is Marcel that uncommon of a name?
Somebody said, my kid's named Marcel? So one right, Hi, Kylie, Hi?
What do you want to say about War of the Roses?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So I'm on my way to Starbucks and I'm just
listening and I'm like, once i hear Marcel get on
the phone, Marcel, I'm like, oh, that's really sick. If
that's really true, but I don't really believe this guy, Like,
I really don't believe that that's actually Marcel. But if
it is, that's really sick.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It is really sick. The thing that I got about
it is he sounded like the kind of guy who
would act like that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
He was very cocky with it. He was really like,
yeah I did that, Like so what huh?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think that's the thing about like a narcissist or
a sociopath. They have no guilt, they have no guilt.
Do you know any narcissists or sociopaths?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Good. Good, Yeah, thank you, Kylie, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, of course, I have a good day.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This text believes that it was Marcel because the Twin
Cities is small in the dating world, so chances are
found something closer to safe on gas and time.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
All right, what do you think This text says he
doesn't sound hot enough to be Marcel. L m A oh,
Because now that's a good point, because remember one of
them said Marcell is really hot and just snaps his
fingers for you know, partners, and that's really all he
has to do. I'm picturing a dumpy apartment with a
mattress on the floor with dirty sheets. Yes, he has
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no art on the walls. No, and that's Marcel because
he doesn't need to have a charming apartment because he's hot.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Dave, pick up the phone when you said the line,
won't you said Marcell needs to sound hot? Right, there's
another guy on the phone who claims his name is
Marcel's his voice.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, hello, Marcel, is your name really Marcell? Or you
just yanking ma chain guy?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
And one of them?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Now he sounds hot?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Wait, I was talking. I don't know if you can
hear me. I was talking what you should be able
to hear me? I was talking while you're talking, Marcel,
fill me in. What did you call to say?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Well, what I'm saying is that all of the Marcel's
I had, I'm one of them, friend, And I can
tell you some Stephany or Stephanie whatever her name is lying.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You can tell she's lying. How can you tell she's lying?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I can tell she's lying because she could have done
something different when you guys who are talking to her,
and she was just very going on with whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, okay, okay, gotcha, Marcell. You are sexy. You have.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I cannot tell you what I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
French? Are french Men really the best lovers? Marcel? Marcela?
Are you French? Are you a different race? He may
have hung You don't know whether the guy was real.
He sounded real? Was a fake accent? You don't know what.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That was such a good accent, and then it was
consistent that was real?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So good?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, Well what do you think of War of the Roses?
A day went a little bit long? Yeah, I will
tell you that went a little bit long. We are
gonna do? Are we doing the Daily Bailey right now?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We actually are kind of out of time because someone
had called in about something that we actually have to
talk to someone else now on the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh okay, is it? Is it another person pretended to
be Marcel? Maybe it's a woman this time?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Nye?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Know who is this? This is Stephanie? Hi, Steffande? How
are you sorry? Stacy? Okay, Stacy, Stacy. We're on the
radio right now. It's been kind of a just a
brew haha of a morning show this morning. But what
were you calling about? Something completely different? What's going on? Stacy?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I have a moment where I can't look at someone
the same way.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is it me. You found you found out?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
What the clear?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What? Okay? Good? What happened Stacy? This is, by the way,
totally unrelated as far as I know, the War of
the Roses. What happened that you cannot look at this
person ever the same way again.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
So my boss, he he handed me his phone to
take a video for something.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
That he needed to do for work. And when he
handed it to me, like, the photo gallery was open,
so I had to you know, I have a way
to get to the camera.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I don't know how he didn't notice, but whenever it
was on the gallery, I saw a picture that I
definitely was not meant to see.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
And he was, oh, stop for a second, stop right
there a picture you're not meant to What do you
think it is?
Speaker 9 (06:37):
See?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I would immediately jump to some kind of nudes.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, or like him and your wife or significant other.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Ye maybe in the naked Okay, what did you see naked?
The picture of your boss?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
What you say it would have been? It would have
been if he was naked, because that's pretty normal.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
But he was dressed in some love and not only that,
but he had a red ballgag.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm sorry. I didn't expect that Now picture this your boss,
whoever he or she may be, hands to your phone,
says Jenny. Take a video of me holding up this
product for our client. Sure, here we go, yeah, missus Jackson,
here we go. There's she is, naked, wearing like a
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leather thong with a red ballgag in his mouth. What
did you say? What did you do?
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Oh? Oh nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
I took the video and I handed it back and
I just pretended like I had to see nothing, because what.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Do you do with you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Not the kink shame. Everybeing's into their own different things here.
I mean you should hear some of the stuff that
I'm into. It's crazy, it's crazy. Unfortunately we have to
hear that crazy. I tell you, missionary exotic for days.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Sometimes you are so sometimes you're so nice, sometimes you're
so mean. You crazy, sometimes you're crazy. So not to
kink shame. Somebody you can walk around with a red
ball and leather pants or whatever walks around. It's for
a specific reason, I get it. So you can never
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look at your boss ever the same way.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Again, right, I want you to imagine, no matter who
your boss is, I'm not going to name any names
because I don't want to get in trouble, no matter
who your boss is.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Think of, Like, you open their phone and there's them.
They maybe got their hands tied behind their back. They're
like a leather thong and a leather vest and a
red ball gag in their mouth. Do you look at
them ever the same? Again?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think you for at least a few weeks, you
have that image in your mind every time you see them,
at least for a few weeks, until you slowly get it,
until you finally can learn how to repress.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
It itself into until a couple of months, and then
it comes out like while you're eating like lunch, and
you're like, the.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Only defense I'm giving him is that he probably just
didn't realize it was one of the last things because
he had those last couple of photos show up.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But I would still just be scarred. Oh, you'd be
scarred for sure, I think about it would be even
worse it was your dad. Like you open up your
dad's phone, he's like, hey, you take a picture of
me and the new puppy. There's dad. Stop. I don't
want to imagine that. Okay, I make no judgment on him. Yeah,
I tell you this all the time. If you walked
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around your office, you would not know the kinky stuff
that some of your co workers are into. Some of
them are probably very vanilla, some of them are probably
into the biggest kink weird stuff that you would be like,
what are what is that? I don't judge that, but
it is kind of difficult to look at your boss again, Right,
we're not shaming the guy for doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's just an awkward situation for this poor woman to
open the phone and see that. Like, that's not a
situation she should have been putting in too if it
was intentional.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Right, No, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. Nobody would do that.
What have you had any interaction with mister ballgag since then?
Don't call him that?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Well, I mean, he is my boss, so I see
him all the time. And I also I'm not like,
oh my.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Goodness, shame on him, but I'm just like, this is
just something I never should have known.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It is something I must carry with me till the
end of my day. Hey, Stacy, thanks for sharing our story.
Sometimes we're just here to help you get it off
your chest. So thank you very much. Thank you every day,
Love you Stace. Have you ever had anything happen where
you can't look at somebody the same way again?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yes, you triggered a memory where you said my dad
when I was maybe eleven, I have my stepmom's phone,
I think, same purpose, and I saw a picture. She
wasn't naked, but she was wearing some two piece type
lingerie thing that I assumed she sent to my dad,
and I just I was eleven, so I didn't know
about that stuff. And I was like, oh, okay, I'm
gonna put this phone down.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And you can't look at her the same way again.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
And now that it's been a couple of years, I've
like put the memory away, but I remember looking at
her like later that day, like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
What about what about you? Maybe you saw or you
found out something, or maybe you found out that your
boss used to be in prison mm hm, and you
can never look at them the same way again.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I always feel like that anytime I invite you to
come see me and do improv me, Dave, Yes, I
always feel like you would come and then you would
see it, and then you would leave without saying anything
to me, and then never look at me the same
way again, because you're like, well, I've seen Bailey.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Do improv now, so well I need to go see
you do improv. I hear you on the show and
it's terrible. Yeah, it's terror. There you go. So that's
why whenever I asked, what do you think? Have you
ever Jenny, have you ever had anything happen where you
could never look at somebody the same way? Again? Like
maybe you found out that your boss is a swinger,
or maybe that your next poor neighbor has I don't
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know who swinger keeps coming to mind. I don't know why,
because you are one. Well, I wish let me know.
Send me a text or call me if you've ever, like,
not been able to look at somebody ever again.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I know we did it as a joke, but Jenny
or Bail, did you feel weird? I have to see
in my butt when I did the thong photo.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
No, I revisited occasionally. Wow, I'll take that as a compliment.
Not so no, because it's just your skin. Right. Uh,
spicy show today, very spicy show. We'll be back in
a second. Why could you never look at somebody the
same This text says Dave, I found my dad's DVD
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poor No Collection. Apparently he was a boom guy, could
never never looked at him. Use my father in law's
laptop and the things in his search history will haunt
me for over Another one my boss gets erectile dysfunction
and sexually oriented mail. It's extremely awkward. I guess they
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got to go through the mail and stick it in
its male slide.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
They're the male person. They're like, oh, another e ed things. Yeah,
I can't get it at home. His wife might see exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Send me, send me a text to let me know
why you can't look at somebody else again. I was
nine years old. That was going through our basement. Came
across one of my dad's old toats from the days
when he was in the service when he was young.
Found some polaroids of Dad and different types of leopard
print and zebra striped tuggies. I'm not sure what a tuggy.
I'm not sure what that is. I'm nervous to google it.
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Do it all right? Well the Dave Ryan Show on
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Thanks for all the text messages about things that you
found or saw that you will never look at that
person the same way again. Most of them involved finding
some sort of adult content. Here's one for example. I'm
a cleaning lady. I've seen a lot that makes me
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go hmm, most awkward. I was talking to my eighty
year old client. He's sitting there at his desk and
he's turned away from his computer. He's got the screensaver
on computer, is flipping through a slide show gay porn. Wow,
that pops up. Okay, yeah he's straight, he's married, But
how do you put that accidentally on your slide show
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on your screen?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You're eighty Maybe it came from like a pop up
and it was like instant download.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Then I could because if he's old, that I think. Okay,
maybe he just didn't realize it was there. I don't know.
I'm making a no, no no when my sister Vivian reposts
everything that I put on Facebook rather than just like it,
Yeah she reposted it doesn't really get it. Thanks for
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(14:49):
We're in the ladies room, bot I, we're gonna shut
up and let the on the show. Whit guys in here, sorry,
get out the lady's room.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Bailly and I want to talk today about something that
women hand better buy. I'd say like one hundred times
over than men do. And it's called being sick. We're
in the peak of six season here. It's January, Minnesota,
weather full. Women get sick and we still carry babies.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
We operate, we heavy machinery, We take on extra work
at work exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We do a lot of things. Men get sick, and
it's like you think the world was ending it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They don't know how to use their phone anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
They aren't sure. They're like, oh, can you make me
some soup? Can you stop at Target and get me
some medication and stuff throw it and I can't and
they just like can't seem to be able to handle it.
And it blows my mind how much women are, Like, Okay,
I'm gonna still do literally every single thing in my
daily tasks and probably be walking around with strep throat.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah that's bad.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
You should walk back with strep throat because it's very contagious.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But Bailey, what's your experience? So, I mean literally, like.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Not a month ago, I had a kidney infection and
went about my normal day with a fever. And you
can't catch that. So it's not like I was walking
around contagious or anything. But I lived my normal life.
I went to the Little Silent book club I had.
I had lots of things going on in my life. Well,
I did after I had been like, fully, you know, okay,
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it looks like.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You've got kidney infection.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Like I had to go to the doctor first before
I didn't come into The doctor told her not to
come into work.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It wasn't like the guys, I'm going to take the
day off. Like the doctor literally was like you shouldn't work.
But then wasn't trip just sick a week ago?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Well, That's what I'm saying, Like, well, man sick, if
you're sick, because Trip is sick, he apparently forgets how
to use his phone, like period doesn't know how to
use it because he's sick. Yes, and apparently it's going
around all over in the Northfield area. But like, oh,
I'm just laying around, just laying around all day, like
you can't. You're not doing things still. So I think
there's a difference between actual sick and man sick, because
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those are two different things. Actual sick, I understand, man sick,
put on your pants and get some work done.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Thank you, yeah, thank you for coming to our ted
talk in the ladies room, Dave, I will give it
to you. You don't really ever get sick, and if
you do, you usually still come into work, So.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You are one of the few men out there. I
don't know how I've been so lucky. I'm gonna knock
on wood, but in the last thirty one years, I've
probably been sick like maybe one whole week, like five
total days. You're sick, and when I do feel bad,
I come into work anyway, sure, because you know, because
is it really that bad? You know me, is it
really that bad. I mean I might be bleedied out
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of like different parts of my body.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Sure, But remember when I came in and I almost
fainted because my foot was sliced open.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Now, I know that's different than a sickness, but I
still handle it.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, I have a little injury.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Please go to the.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Er right now.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
And I definitely When I was in college, I had
a blood clot in my leg for a week and
just went about. I went to class, I went to
the gym. I was like, it's probably fine. It hurts
so bad, but I was like, you know what, it's weird,
but it's probably fine.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
During just kept going.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
During my heydays of drinking quite often, I was probably
like twenty eight ish on the show, and I think
I was sick for like three months straight, and you guys,
it was just like a running joke with you guys,
like how sick is Jenny today? And I just was
always always sick. Some of the texts coming in are
saying if yeah, women get things done.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Women are so much tougher.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I clean my entire house twelve hours into active labor.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's amazing. I love this text.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
My husband complains about being sick, but he doesn't take
any medication to relieve what he's feeling, which.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Is really annoying. I agree through medication. Does it work
for me?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Have you tried it? I think you should take some
day quill sitry.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I take theraflu. That is my go to whenever I
have a col I don't sit around going shocks. I
will say that there are guys that I'm going to
stick up for. But I agree with what you're saying. Guys,
we'd like to I can't move. I'm on the couch.
Can you get something to drink? I get it. But
this says not all men. In my thirty three years
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of working multiple jobs, I've met have missed less than
five days of work being sick. Another one says, I
agree for most guys, but my husband will go into
work with the flu colds. He works construction too, not
just a job where you sit around on you. Heini,
it's wild. I think I'm the baby in the relationship.
I remember my dad one time he had a hernia,
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and my mom said, Fred, what's that sticking out of
your side? Because a hernie is like a busted muscle
where you're like intestines poked through or whatever something like that,
and he's like, oh, it's nothing. He's pushed the intestines
back into his body with his hand. Oh my, let
us see what grows out. I think I've ever heard
in my life out. Okay, keep going what My dad
also hit his hand with a thumb with a hammer
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one time and it swelled up so bad that it
was like hurting because the pressure under his thumbnail. So
my dad took his pocket knife out of his pocket
drilled a hole in his thumbnail until all the pressure sure.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Was really feel like we should have done a warning
for this conversation.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
The pancake Cow's okay, this is all right, Thanks you,
thank you, ladies. Room.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
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Chicago is. That's a song, all right, snow or whacker.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
One.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I barely know her. Scoop there it is. I think
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Speaker 2 (21:30):
What are we putting velvet to cheese on everything? In
like a mustard form or like a little packet?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, a little packet? Yeah, I don't know you would
put it on what would you put it on a fries?
Would you put it on the fries?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I mean it's like cheese fries. But you could put
it on like sandwiches, but you'd want it melted. It melty.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
It's like, you know, that consistency. It's like the consistency
of nacho cheese.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
When you go to the theater and you get nachos,
the little tub of cheese they give you is not melty.
It's just liquid, right, and it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Well that yeah, that kind I'm thinking like the little
bit more congealed version, which I think is what Velveta
kind of checks.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Out as I would eat it. When I was a kid,
the only cheese that existed in my world was Velveta cheese.
It was about the size of a red brick and
it would come in a box and it said full
of health from milk, and I remember thinking, oh, yeah,
I get a lot of cheese. Is not healthy. Cheese
is horrible for you. That's why it's so delicious, horrible
(22:27):
for you, really fatty.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
But Velvita is not even like real cheese. Pasteurized processed
cheese spread. I read that box a million times. Velveta
pasteurized processed cheese spread, not genuine. But did you ever
make the like the broke lazy snack of a piece
of cheese melted in a toaster oven on top of.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Bread tristcuts You would put triskeets on a little platter
and then put tiny little squares of cheese on top.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Of the melt.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
So you're saying like you've made an open faced grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, baby, Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I was like trying to imagine exactly what you were
talking about, and I'm like, okay, we talked.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
About dumb things you snacked on when you were a
kid a week or so ago, like peanut butter on saltines.
But I used to take salt and sprinkling in my
hands and lick a toothpick and then dip the salt
of the toothpicks get into the salt because we were
while I was watching TV after school. That is it for.
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You can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Sure sure, sure, sure, sure sure sure okay.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Sure sure sure sure problem. Sure Bailey. I've been around
Bailey now for about a year. You started here in May.
Bailey says, sure. I'll be like, Okay, we're gonna meet
and talk about the show after we get some breakfast.
Sure sure, Okay, we need to like do this, we
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need to like record this. Sure sure sure, very agreeable. Sure,
And I found myself saying it like if I'm talking
to like I don't know. Somebody over at Snap They're like, oh,
you're doing that wrong. Let me show you how to
do this, blah blah blah, keep your arms whatever. Sure,
oh sure, sure, So you've rubbed off on me and
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I've picked up sure.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Sure, sure, yeah sure, So sorry that you're an agreeable person, though.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm still as cranky as I was. What have you
picked up from the show?
Speaker 9 (24:31):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Have you picked up a bad habit from the show?
I mean from listening to it, bad habit, but habit
right from listening to it my whole life.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I started saying good bit, Like just in my life
all the time, somebody would make a joke, I'd be like,
good bit. And that was only because you guys like
you and Steve would say good.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
B or like do you get it? I would say
that to you get it?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
And if I say that to someone who doesn't know
what that means, they're like, okay, crazy person, Yeah, good bet,
and do you get it?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I caught myself copy in one of Vont's famous lines.
Dave did something wild the other day and I was like,
don't do that, and it's and I literally said it
like Vont, and I don't do that, but don't do that.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's not my line. I don't. I think I do.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
That's a joke a lot of time because I've been
saying things so Lissa and she looks at me like
I'm crazy, like it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But Dave like Yelsy's like, that's a joke. That's that's
a joke.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Joke.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, it's a joe.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I also anytime if I'm like talking to anyone and
I go, hell yeah, I'll in my brain, if not
out loud, I'll go pimp in.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Hell yeah, pamp in. Hell yeah, pimp in. But I'll
say it just like you did and hell yeah, pamp in.
Oh yeah, that originated it. Oh I love to hear
that because that originated at Star Party. Ray J was there.
Ray J the one who was in the original Kim
Kardashian video, And so we were talking and I'm doing
an interview at Star Party at myth and I said,
(25:59):
you got two phones, a j what are you got
two phones for? He's like, one's for business and one's
for pimping. And I said, hell yeah, pimp in stupid.
And then Steve recorded it and Steve, would you know,
play it on Katie WB and then people started going
hell yeah, pimp in. And I remember we were doing
(26:20):
a photo shoot in an intern that I barely knew
was there, like helping us whatever, and her phone goes
off and her ringtone was me going hell yeah, pimp in,
hell yeah. And that was just over and over and
over the way.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Hell yeah, pimping, pimpin, Hell yeah, pimpingj.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, like you were trying to be cool. You were
trying to so I say that a lot. Hell yeah,
pimpin' everything else you picked up for the morning show,
like good bit, good bit, good bit. That's Joe.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
That one.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Well we got all right from the Old Country Buffet
Chef in the nineteen ninety one training video where he's like,
They're like, yeah, I got it really thin for you.
Oh right. You like hot fudge Sundays, They're my favorite.
You tried lasagna? Yeah, hell yeah, pamp in. Yeah, hell yeah, pampin.
We can delete that. We don't need to know bit forever. Yeah,
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hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
That's a good text tone, good text tone, Hell yeah,
pimp in.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Is there such a thing as a text tone? I
don't have the sound on my phone. I'm a millennial. Yeay,
oh yeah, no, hell yeah, Pampin. Let's do Dave's dirt.
Move on with our lives on Katie w B. Let's
get started.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Here's another round of unproven, scandalous and unsource show business.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
We call Dave's dirt on Katie w B. So what
he did just text in and say, I also say
hell yeah, Pampin. My five year old is now repeating
hell yeah, pamp In. Sorry, so thank you for that.
You are more than welcome. All right, let's dive into
the dirt on KATIEWB. One of the big things is
the Oscar nominations are coming up later on this morning,
(28:09):
and announcements the Academy Award scrubbed from the TV ceremony
performances of Best Song nominees. Instead, that time will be
dedicated toward highlighting the strength, creativity and optimism that defines
Los Angeles with the deadly wild fires. So when they
announced these later on today, sometimes they do it during
the morning show. When they do, we'll let you know
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who the nominees are. Thirty six years after Meg Ryan
and Billy Crystal co starred in When Harry Met Sally,
there are rumors they'll reunite for his Super Bowl commercial.
The pair posted at Instagram. It's finally happening. Billy Crystal,
who lost his home with the Palisades fire, just opened
up that account to tease the reunion. He follows fifty people,
(28:50):
including Nike, which raised eyebrows. They're going to make a
Billy Crystal Nike shoe. Now, I don't think so. I'm
gonna guess. No, I guess they're going to do a
recreation of the Super Bowl of the the Harry met
Sally Deli scene for a Super Bowl commercial. I'm going
to guess on that movie. Playoffs this weekend is going
(29:12):
to be the Commanders and the Eagles, Go Commanders, Eagles.
Also it's going to be the Bills and Kansas City
Go Bills. Yeah, if it turns out of the super
Bowl that the Eagles in there versus Kansas City, I'm
going to go to Top Golf that day. Yeah. I'm
not watching the Super Bowl. No, I'm probably not watching
it anyway. I have a bunch of TVs there though.
Chances they'll have it on, yeah they will. They probably will.
(29:34):
So remember the asap Rocky case. It's starting this week.
So the judge told him yesterday. He said your fame,
your celebrity is not going to work for you or
against you during this trial. And the judge or the
lawyer also said that Rocky should have taken a plea
deal because then he would have gotten one hundred and
eighty days and then like, what is it not parole?
(29:58):
Not parole when you're on they put a probation, probation.
But he wants to do a jury trial. And if
he's now found guilty, he could face twenty four years
behind prison, behind bars if he's convicted on weapons charges,
because that's a pretty serious charge. I mean, it's a weapon.
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But the court got weird yesterday when the judge asked
for the identity who are these two new people in
the trial? Who's in the court who's in the courtroom.
Turns out is Rocky's mom and sister Rene and Erica.
The judge then openly flirted with mom and he said,
you must have had and when you were about seven
years old. You are very beautiful. That's on the record,
which to me is creepy.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
It's such a yeah, gosh.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Sperenda Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and post Malone are among the
leading nominees for the iHeartRadio Music Awards. Taylor and Morgan
Wallen each earned ten nods. Her arist tour will be
honored by iHeart as the Tour of the Century. Saberena's
up for nine iHeart Awards, including Song of the Year
four Espresso, which is just the most catchy, clever song
(31:04):
ever posted Morgan Waller in that category for I Had
Some Help. Lady Gaga is going to be on the
iHeart Innovator Award, and Mariah Carey will get the iHeart
Icon Award. That'll be live from Los Angeles on March
seventeenth on Fox. And that's another one. We're trying to
get you on the Ultimate Ticket to get you for
the iHeart Music Awards. So could happen.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I do have the Oscar nominations list that just came out. Yeah, okay,
So up for Best Picture. I might say some of
these wrong because I haven't heard of them, but Anora
the Brutalist, A Complete Unknown, Conclave, Dune Part two, Amelia Perez,
I'm Still Here, Nickel Boys, The Substance, and Wicked.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
So that's best picture.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
I've seen one of those movies, yes, I've The Substance
is good.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is it the best picture. Probably not, It'll probably go
to Wicked or a complete unknown, yeah, or one that
we go what yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Actor in a leading role is Adrian Brody in The Brutalist,
Timothy Shallomey and a complete unknown, Coleman Domingo in Sing Sing,
Ralph Fiennis in Conclave, and Sebastian Stan and the Prentice Apprentice.
And then Actress in a leading role is Cynthia Rivo
in Wicked, Carla Sophia Gascon and Amelia Perez, Mikey Madison
(32:22):
and Anora Demi Moore in the Substance and Fernanda Torres.
And I'm still here. I can keep going if you want,
if we want to do supporting roles.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I just I just really will.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I didn't realize, like, okay, I thought, oh, Timothy Shallomey,
that's your first Academy Award nomination.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
How good for you.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
But he got also nominated for Calling by Your Name,
which I've never seen, but apparently that's a great movie.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Who knew he's got two Oscar nominations. That you got
such a young age. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He's also the guest host and music musical guest on
snlton this weekend, so he's doing both roles, and I
think there's only been like one or two people in
the history of US.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Now that's it's definitely not a thing. I love this story.
We talked about this last hour from the sports desk
here at KATWB. The Oilers are playing the Capitals last night,
and the goalie for the Capitals was doing his thing
and then he let a goal slip past because he
(33:17):
was distracted because somebody threw a nacho platter onto the ice.
He said the nachos distracted him. But it's his own
fault because he says, I got to play to the whistle.
So okay.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's very interesting because if like, like an animal runs
across the field on a football game, you know, they
like stop the game. So you would think of something
flew onto the ice, they would stop the game.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Year it all you would think. You would think they'd
be like, okay, fan interference. I'm not really sure how
that works. Is that only a rule in hockey, Like
do you have to play to the whistle? Or is
that all sports? Yeah? Pretty much. I mean there's no
whistle in baseball.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
There is when Joe Mauer walks on the field, okay stop, Yeah,
what position?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Let me quish you in sports here? Okay, physition does
Joe Mauer? What what does he play currently? Well, he
doesn't play anymore. We're good for you.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
No, but he did. He was a catcher and then
he was a first baseman.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Dave, you only know baseball because that's the only sport
that you and your mom goes to. Right, I like you.
That's fine, man. Good people are still annoyed that Robert
Pattinson and Twilight ruined vampire movies. Okay, people say, God,
he ruined vampire movies. He says, how can you be
sad about something that happened almost twenty years ago? It's crazy.
(34:31):
Don't tell me that's almost twenty years ago. No, it
is crazy, isn't that? It's true? Oprah's in the dirt today.
She's taking one of those GLP one drugs like ozimpic
and magov which, from what I understand her, zeppetide is
the drug. But when it's prescribed for diabetes, it's ozimpic.
When it's prescribed for weight loss, it's WGOV. Did you
guys know that? I did not know that.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I read that last night. As far as I know,
that's accurate, So I don't know, but I also know
that I read a story. It was like a horrible
story about a a woman who lost like sixty seven
pounds on wagovi and then she couldn't afford it anymore.
So then she was kind of like, I don't know,
rationing her doses and it wasn't working. So then she
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had to get a side hustle or she would and
she gained back like twenty seven pounds. So I don't know,
but I don't know that it's like stays effective for
you know, forever. Anyway, Oprah, she said, it made to
realize she's gotten what she's gotten wrong all these years.
About finn people, Oprah who struggled with weight forever, she says,
I thought they had more willpower, and they ate better foods,
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they were able to stick to it longer. They never
had a potato chip. Then I realized the very first
time I took the GLP one that they're not even
thinking about it. They're eating when they're hungry, and they're
stopping when they're full. Oprah used to think the weight
loss drugs were basically the easy way out, but that
has changed. She says, I realized I've been blaming myself
all these years for being overweight. And I have a
(35:53):
pre disposition that no amount of willpower is going to
control obesity is a disease. It's not about will power,
It is about the brain. Yeah, I mean very interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I definitely like will look at people who are like
my age now and are still like so thin and
I don't and I see that like what they eat
and that they don't work out, and I'm always like,
they must not indulge in like ice cream and stuff
like I always just assume that. But it's a matter
of like they have something in their brains. A lot
of times that's like I don't need three scoops of
(36:26):
ice cream. I can just have a spoonful and I'm satisfied. Oh,
I just assume it's their genetics. Well that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I think it's yeah, I think your genetics are predispose
you to one way or another. But I don't know.
I do know that I had a trainer one time
years ago and he said, I eat for fuel. Fuel
is that's that's food is fuel for me. And I'm like, really,
that's it. He's like, oh, yeah, I only eat when
I need fuel. Oh screw that. I eat for indulgence.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
That's like I only do the love and to pro
create a baby, I only for the fuel.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
What right? Exactly? In a Real Housewive Star found out
she lost her home in the wildfire. She found out
on social media.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
I was in Zambia and saw my house on Twitter
and that's how I found out that.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, yeah, so it was.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
It was devastating and I felt so helpless. There was
there was nothing I could do. You know, you can't
send anybody go get anything horrible.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Ryan Seacrest host the Wheel of Fortune. He's doing the
bonus round last night, and that's the one where you
stand up and you stand next to Ryan and they
give you like you know, rst LN and an E
and whatever, and they got to guess what the puzzle is.
The woman guessed it, and then she got so excited
she knocked Ryan Seacrest over ten seconds.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Good luck guppies, Yes, I'm good, Daniel easy on our homes,
but some of them with forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Put forty thousand dollars, I would knock him over to
like a bowling pin.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Just to let you know. If you play wordle and
you play strands and you play Connections like I do
every morning. There is also a free if you got
Apple Arcade that's free, a Wheel of Fortune daily puzzle
game that's kind of fun to play too. Thought i'd
throw that out there. That is the dirt on KDBB.
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