8am Hour - Hot Steamy Trash

Dave tells us factoids we've never known, War of the Roses, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
But just to make sure if the Dave Bryan Shows
or of the Road is on one or one point
three Katie W b Ballance.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
People listen to the show all over the place. I
always say, you know what, you listen in Tampa. There's
way better stations than us in Tampa. You're not in Tampa,
but you are out of You're not in the Twin Cities.
You're somewhere warm in South right, Megan.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes it is. Yeah, it's pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So it is chilly here because it's wintertime. We want
to know do you have a pool and come we
come visit. We'd just like to.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Know I do have a pool, but that is chili
too right now, But yeah, we do have a pool.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Lucky.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So you're married to a guy named Brandon, and Brandon
it might take a little bit of concentration to follow
this story, but Brandon is you're gonna call him in
a second to see whether he's gonna send roses to
you or somebody else on War of the Roses. So
tell me what's your back what's your backstory on this?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I've been married to Brandon for seven years, but
I also got to know his family very well through
our marriage of course, because he gets along with his
family extremely well. And he has a cousin named Leah,
and Leah and I know each other, not super well,
but you know, he's been really close with her since

(01:20):
they were kids, and Brandon, I guess went to her
and told her that he has been having feelings for
some woman that he works with named Nikki, because they
were you know, they've just become friendly at work, I guess,
and then they're texting and doing like they're not doing.

(01:41):
He said, they're not doing anything, but he has thought
about it all the time and all of that, so
he worried that he might cheat on me. Actually went
to his cousin and told her, and yeah, and they've
been really close. But I was kind of surprised. She
called me and said, you know, let's go get coffee.

(02:02):
So we went down to Dun Brothers and we had coffee,
and she told me everything that he had told her,
which I was kind of shocked because they've been really
close and she and I know each other but not
really well.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But so that can I just jump in here and say,
is that a crappy thing for cousin Leah to do?
Because he didn't cheat he didn't come to you and
say I cheated. He didn't come to her and say
I cheated on my wife Megan. Was he asking permission
or clearance or was he saying I'm thinking about it?
Or I mean where where was he? As far as what

(02:34):
he told Leah? Do you know did he say, should
I cheat? Can I cheat? Would you tell anybody? What
did he say?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
He was he felt like a horrible person, that he
had no intention of leaving me, But I don't want
him to not leave me but be cheating on me.
I I don't know which one really was headed towards.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, somebody in your spot say that there was a
little bit of emotional cheating happening already.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah, and that's what bothers me.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah, well, no kidding.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
If he says that's all I can think about, and
We're texting, texting and flirting and and I'm thinking about,
you know, like hooking up with her, that's pretty bad
right there.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I mean if Jake was doing that with somebody and
like didn't even like kiss her or touch her, but
still was like attracted to her and thought about her
all the time, Yeah, that'd be pretty messed up.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
So a lot of when.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Tell his cousin. It really bothers me that he even
had to tell his cousin versus just like cutting it
off himselves.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I think we've probably said this before on our show,
but a lot of women consider the emotional cheating worse
than physical cheating. And I know that that's hard to understand,
but there's like it it can be worse.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That kind of makes sense though, because sometimes you can
like excuse a physical hookup easier than you can excuse
somebody choosing another person to be emotionally connected, connected and
flirtatious with over than you. So okay, So Brandon, you
so you talk to cousin Leah. You then get a
hold of Brandon right right away or the next day?
When did what what happened after that?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I just I've just been worried about it, and you know,
it's been about like a week and a half since
this happened.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But you talked to Brandon so as soon as you
talked to Lea though, But you talked to Brandon like
on the drive home from Dunn Brothers or when you
got home and said, what the actual hell I just
talked to Leah?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
When did that conversation.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Happen when I got home, because there's no way I
couldn't do or have this driving. So I was I
was serious. So he says nothing happened. He says that
he's sorry, he says it's over.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Like in his head.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
But that's the problem. When it's just a hookup, you
just think they're going to forget about it. But how
do I know all those times they weren't sitting in
the room together or you know, together, that he's sitting
in there thinking about this woman, Nikki. So I just
can't get it out of my head that even though
he's told me all of this, that that that I
don't know if he's really over it.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know, Nikki? Have you ever met Nikki before?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Okay, so you don't know anything about her? Really?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Just wow, it makes me crazy. You could know I'm
thinking about her?

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Oh absolutely, I'd be deep diving.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'd be on our LinkedIn, I'd be on her YouTube,
I'd be finding her on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
What does she have? You know, I'm looking at every detail.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
As hard as well. I don't know anything because everything
that's going on, we're also separated, So it's just I
don't know. I don't know when he's talking to her,
if he's talking to her, And every time he's texting
or doing work stuff online, he could be texting her yeah,
right in front of me.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, we had something on War of the Roses a
couple of weeks ago where he would out loud text
his mother voice to text like mom, I'll come a
run Sunday for chili, and then he would text other
people silently, and she was catching on that, well, he's
probably texting somebody something that he doesn't want me to hear. Okay,
So a couple of things that work here. First of all,
it hurts that he even had like an emotional affair

(05:53):
or attraction to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
That hurts.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
That sucks. The other thing is, does it suck? How
wrong is it Leah or was it wrong at all?
That's her cousin, that's his cousin. You would think her
loyalty would be to him. But then again, maybe she
was doing what she thought was best ye for Brandon.
Instead of going yeah, look the other way, go ahead,
have a little fling, she might have been going, Nope,
I'm gonna save you from this freaking disaster. And I'm

(06:18):
going to tell Megan, so you won't even have a choice. Well,
here's what we can do. Two things. Number one, we'll
make the phone call to Brandon in a second and
see if he sends the roses. That's the only ploy
that we can come up with, is to send roses.
You know, we should do Valentine's sexy pjs like Pajama Graham.
Pajama Graham. You don't like that idea? Do you remember
Pajama Graham? I just like that idea.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
It's okay, remember pajamam.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
What about the teddy bearrol Graham, the barrel teddy Bear Graham? Yeah,
just you send a teddy bear, teddy bear with a heart.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
It's just like who wants a teddy bear laying around?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
You're right? Okay, so we'll do the roses.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Does make sense?

Speaker 8 (06:58):
I think?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
And then you know we should do is the jewelry.
We should give away jewelry sometime heart shaped pendant because
there ain't no way you can mistake a heart shaped
pendant for like, you would not send that to your
mom or sister.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
This is I feel so bad for Susan because the
top things that have come to your mind are a
teddy bear and a heart shaped pendant, Pajama Graham and
pajama grab Your wife is so lucky.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, we'll do the roses. We'll send roses. We'll ask
Brandon who do you want to send roses to. I'm
glad you're laughing about this, Meghan. I think a lot
of people in your situation might not have a lot
to laugh about. But I love your positive attitude.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It could be.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Crazy laughter though, I do that when I've gone crazy.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, So I want you to call me and let
me know. First of all, text me or call me
and let me know. Did cousin Leah betray Brandon's trust
by ratting him out to his wife or did she
do the right thing?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
And what else do you think is going on?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
And can I mean, can Megan get past this whole
thing where he was attracting somebody else? All right, hang on, Meghan,
we'll come back in a second. We'll make phone call
to Brandon and see what happens.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, Okay, back to the.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
War of the Roses on the Dave Ryan Show on.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Kat w B.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
I'll got a text on this.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Leah absolutely did the right thing by taking her out
for coffee to respectfully tell her we need more honesty
in this world.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Well, what happened was he was basically thinking about having
some sort of affair with somebody that he knew was
from work, right, and so he doesn't want to cheat
on his wife, but he was getting close. So he
went to his trusted relative and told her, and she said, no,
you're not going to get permission for me. Not only

(08:40):
that I'm gonna tell you not to do it, I'm
going to tell your wife that you're even thinking about
this one. And so she did, took her to coffee
and told her, and then so she confronted him and
he's like, dude, no, But of course now that she's
got that in her mind, she can't get it out
of her mind that he's going to be cheating on her.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
So someone texted and I think the cousin was trying
to say things before they went too far. She had
the good, good intention. A lot of people are saying
she did the right thing.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Do you think she did the wrong thing? I mean,
wouldn't you be mad just trying to look at the
other side of it. Wouldn't you be mad if you
went to something you're like, cousin or friend, something really
personal and secret. And they told somebody like if you're like,
I've been stealing money out of her bank account and
I've been spending it and I haven't been telling my
husband about it. And she went and told him because

(09:27):
that affects him too. But if you told somebody that,
would you feel a little bit betrayed you?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
I mean, he does.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
They said, like, girls got to stick together. Leah was
right to this. Someone said, maybe cousin Leah has been
cheated on before and feels extra protective of Megan.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, get to the
phone call, Dave. So let's do it right now, make
the phone call and see what happens.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
To send out a dozen long, stum romantic roses by
the end of the week for you and for someone specially.
So we like to grab a name, obviously, and then
we'll grab their address in a second.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
So who would you like to send these two?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Megan?

Speaker 7 (10:11):
And you can include a card if you want, love
your baby, Okay, easy and perfect?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, Well it all sounds like good news, and it
just takes a little twist, a little turn here. Brandon
you've been hoodwinked, and I just want to let you
know what's really going on. It is not really roses,
not really from your bank. It is actually a little
test on you to see who you would send roses too.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Who?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, who would put us up to this? And who
are we? Well, there's certain things that just need to
remain a mystery.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Have a good day. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I've just done this so many times.
I just run out of new ways to tell the
poor sap on the phone that he's on the radio.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
So here's what happens.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So you're what My name is Dave Dave Ryan and
work at radio station KDWB. That's Fallon that also works
here at the radio station. Yeah, oh that's right. You
don't know you're from somewhere else. We are up in
the Twin Cities, Minneapolis, Saint Paul. So your wife Megan
listens to our show like remotely on iHeartRadio, and we

(11:17):
do this bit every week where somebody thinks their husband
might be sneaking around a little bit. So okay, so
we talk to them and then call you and see
who you want to send roses to see whether you
pick the right person or somebody you've been sneaking around with.
So who put us up to this?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Megan?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Getting back to the beginning here, Meghan listens to our show,
called us, send us an email. Actually, we get her
on the phone and she told us your story. Megan,
say hi to Brandon, so he believes is legit.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Hey, what is going on? Hey, I just don't worried.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
I told you you don't know anything to worry about.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well, that's a you must know exactly what we're talking about, then,
because this is the story about your cousin Leah and
your conversation about how you went to Leah about Nicki
at your work and you talked to cousin Leah, who
you really trust and you really confided in, and said,
I'm thinking about you know this girl way too much
and I don't know what it's going to turn into.
And I don't know what conversation was, but that's when

(12:19):
cousin Leah said, screw you. You're not going to cheat
on Nicki or I'm not going to cheat on Meghan. I'm
going to tell her myself. So we now know that's
how Megan found out about NICKI.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Yeah, like I just needed to talk to somebody, and
you know, I just I was confused. I just had
to get it off, you know, get my head straight
but all. And I never was going to cheat or anything.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
But you admitted that you had.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Listen, I'm not trying to play like relationship counselor, but
you admitted you had some pretty serious, you know, feelings
for this girl named Nikki. You said in the email,
you said she's on my mind all the time. Has
that changed or? I mean, you can be honest. I
mean you don't. You can hang up if you want to,
but you know, you can be honest and tell us no.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Nothing to hang up. But it's totally changed. I mean
I was. I was a little confused. I was thinking
about her a lot. But you know, the more I
thought about it, the more I thought that it's something
I will never do. Megan, E mean too much to me.
I'm never going to do that too. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I had those thoughts. I'm sorry that I went there.
But it's like, you don't have anything to worry about.

(13:29):
I'm not interested at all anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
So it's just kind of a passing thing. Let me,
can I ask you a question, just like a little
bit of a sidebar. Were you pissed at Leah for
betraying your trust and going to your wife? I mean,
she didn't even think it over. It sounds to me
like she had the conversation down to Dunn Brothers and
then she's like, screw this, I'm calling her right now.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Were you mad at her for that?

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I went to her in confidence.
You know, I thought that, you know, I was. I
was just I don't know, I needed to talk about it,
and I thought you would be able to keep it
to herself off And yeah, pissed me off a little
bit that she just women told her immediately.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
But at the same time, do you think that she
kind of did you a favor because if she said, oh,
it's just between us, I swear to god, I'm not
going to tell anybody.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
It's like, you know, even if I didn't tell her,
I don't think that I ever would have done anything.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
But you know, Okay, Well, next time you have a problem,
are you going to call Leah or are you going
to call somebody else?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Are you going to keep it to yourself.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well, you know what, there's not going to be a
future problem. But I don't think I talk to Leah anymore, and.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
I'll blame you in her either.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
So, are you guys okay?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I mean, you know, you've been through a lot with this,
but it's not as bad as it could have been.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
It sounds like, are you guys okay?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm really and I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Hey, by the way, I have one other thing to
drop on your Brandon. No, Megan invited Fallon and I
down to swim in your pool. So we'll see you
in a couple of weeks. Yeah, you guys, take care.
Here's something I learned on War of the Roses. Did
you know they had done Brothers like all over the country?

Speaker 7 (15:08):
I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, I mean I I thought they were and then
someone to go to Minnesota company and I like googled it.
I'm like it has been it was discovered here. But
they have it's a franchise.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
They have them all over What about Starbucks? Is that
all over the place too?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
No, that's just a Minnesota a Minnesota company.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
What we got to do is we know if the
original locations down Hennepin.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
They have like a mermaid out front. It's really cool.
You go get your.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Picture there where the first Starbucks coffee was made downtown
on Hennepin.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Do you here's something you didn't know? It was going
to make a joke that Rick James is from chan Hassen.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
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Speaker 4 (15:40):
We're both boo bash.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Let's all go around the room and give you a
selling point to be it Boo Bash.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
I will start.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Gary Spivey, the world's most gifted Psychic's gonna be there,
him and his hair. Don't stare at his hair. It's
like looking back over your shoulder and turn it into
a pillar of salt. So don't look at his hair,
but ask him any questions about your romantic life, your
love life, your health, people who have passed on. Gary
Spivey doing readings back in the far corner over at

(16:17):
Boo bash.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, I'm gonna say Jonah Murray is going to be
there and singing songs.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I should have taken that one.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, And so if you like why don't we or
you also just like Jonah Moray as a singular, you
should totally try and win tickets to Boo bash so
you can see him up close and personal.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
He smells really good. I feel like you guys are
burying the lead. We have cash money. We got thousands
of dollars. We're doing three different contests for a thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Dave.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
You said it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Sexiest overall men and women. Okay, Okay, that means like
where as little as possible and be sexy.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Or just be hot, you know, or or hot and
sexy would be good to.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Her best overall just overall costume, yeah, or best couples
in groups. So thousand dollars for each one, vat give
us something else? Bring it on home.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
I mean the mad medium is gonna be there, which
is pretty cool if you believe in Well tell me.
Is it psychic reading separate from Harry Spivey.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, the terror carry I'm.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
Gonna go to two different I'm gonna go to both
of them, then see if they align.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
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long for both of them.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
They're early.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm going to tell you this one. Get there early
because you want to get in the line. You're gonna
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Speaker 1 (17:28):
Monda is going to be there, is she going to
be there, she said she wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
She can go see Gary Spivey for man's advice.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
She certainly might.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
She loves that stuff.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah, does she know what she's going to dress up as.
She'll probably just wear like a chef's coat and be done.
I love that. Yeah, that's put I'm going to be
putting in the future for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right, so call now, get you in the guest
list for Boo Bash. We'll take five callers six, five, one,
nine nine KWB. We want to pack this place for
cowboy jacks in the barn on Halloween night. Here are
your You can't make this up up. The President gets
free rent at the White House, but basically pays for
everything else. The president pays for their own groceries, vacations,

(18:08):
toiletries and parties.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Did they not know that?

Speaker 7 (18:12):
But I feel like, wow, so do we.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
I was gonna say it isn't everything that they do.
Probably some kind of catered dinner or something that's like
a write off of taxes. Anyways for the president, I guess.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean, I always thought the White House the government
paid for everything. It's like you have like a wine
and cheese party in the Oval room or the East room,
something like that.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
Yeah, going down to Costco and just being like, oh yeah,
bring me up for this twenty six pack of toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
That'd be pretty dumpe though, it'd be like I'd love
a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Ever heard of the movie or the Book of Mice
and Men by John Steinback? Yes, it's very good, true story.
A little fun fact. He was late turning in the
manuscript to his publisher because his dog chewed up an
early draft, so he had to rewrite.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Woa.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Imagine that's like the old timey version of you wrote
your entire school paper on Microsoft war and then your
computer cracks.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Anything.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
There's a news maximum called that Betteridge's Law of headlines
that basically states any headline that ends in a question
mark can be answered with one word no. Are aliens
living in Wyzata? Question mark click bait? No, because you
read the article and it will say no. So what
they're trying to do is like, is Bailey Hesse working

(19:24):
on a cure for cancer?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
No? No.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So, any any headline or clickbait that you see that
says anything with a question mark, you don't need to
read it because the answer is no. Ancient Romans loved
their orgies. They loved their orgies so much that there
was an orgy planner that became an actual job, and
if they did a great job of the planning, they
might be invited to participate. I think one of the

(19:48):
things back then with Roman orgies is no thanks pass
her pagana clamit rhea.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Are you writing a history book? I think back then
the thing with orgies is.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I'm gonna I say, it sounds great, but there was
no cure for anything back then. So once you contracted
herpagona lamiterrhea, you're going to die from it. You're going
to die with it, and you're going to die from it.
You would have died from it. I think King Herod,
I read that book Killing Jesus. You ever read that
book Killing Jesus. No, there's like a whole killing series,

(20:20):
like killing Kennedy, killing Lincoln, killing Regan, that type of thing,
and what is called killing Jesus. And it's not disrespectful.
It's like a history biblical book. And King Herod had
like cactus grown out of his do dads because he
had so many venereal diseases.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Cactus ro cactus. Yes, cacti.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And finally the United States changed the spelling to Puerto
Rico to po rt O Puerto Rico back when it
was annexed in eighteen ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
And then they said, I guess that was wrong.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's not Porto Rico, it's Puerto Puerto Rito. Puerto Rico
officially changed back in nineteen thirty one. And there you
have it. You can't make this stuff up. Giving away
the tickets for Boob Bash, I think we still got
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We do have a lot of slots for Sabrina Carpenter.
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up in a second. Stay here on, Katie, would you
be We have eleven or so people signed up for
the freeway cleanup that we're doing tomorrow. It's not gonna
rain on us tomorrow, is it, Jennifer.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
It's just gonna be a little bit chillier out than
it has in the last like handful of days. But
I think it's like perfect for highway cleanup because we
don't want to be sweating picking up hot, steamy trash,
steamy trash. So if you want to sign up, though,
you can go to Dave bryanshow dot com and see
a picture of all of us from the last highway
cleanup and then you just click on that link and
sign up there.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Basically, we meet out at Noelwood Mall about ten forty
five tomorrow and then we hand out trash bags, gloves
and orange reflective vests so we're safe, and we walk
up and down Highway seven. We pick up as much
trash as we can in about an hour. You know,
we don't have to polish it or anything. We'll just
do the best we can and it always looks better
our little baby stretch of Highway seven between one hundred

(22:16):
and one sixty nine, And we'd love to have you
help us out.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
It's just food over there too, so like right after
treat yourself get yourself some like pizza.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
There's a new place called Wells that's like a new
like dry any place. Andrew and I have gone there
a couple times now because it's super close to our
house and it's so good getting. It's called Wells. It's
it used to be the Galaxy drive in right off
the four hundred.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I know exactly where you're Yeah, so called is a
drive in still it is.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Well you can drive up, but it is like you
go to the counter and order and stuff. But you
can go sit in your car if you want otherwise.
They got a big patio area too to sit at.
But yeah, I'm going there. Go get a good burger.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
Do you see burger after you do something good for
the community.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah. Also a white castle right over that way.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Yeah, I got last time.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Whatever you want to get, love to have you sign up.
Go to Dave Ryan Show dot com and there will
be a link. It's a picture of all of us,
like you know from the last trash pickup, and we'd
love to have you sign up alone with your kids
or some coworkers or whatever. About an hour, maybe an
hour in fifteen minutes. We don't want you to work
too hard because then you'll go, I'm never doing this again.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
And we would do the same thing. We'd be like,
let another radio show adopt this highway. We don't want
to work that hard, but it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
All right, let's do the dirt, Robborn, It's time for
Dave's Dirt.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
On Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
My favorite story of the week thus far is the
story that goes back to Elvira encountered Ariana Grande at
one of her events. I don't know what an Alvira event,
but you know Alvira the print of the the Queen.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Mistress of the Mistress of the Dark.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, she's been around forever and she's from Colorado Springs,
by the way.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
True story.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
And so Ariana Grande brought twenty friends to one of
her events and wanted twenty free tickets. Elvira said sure,
and then they got pictures in autogram for Elvira, and
then Elviras said, can I get a picture with you
Aria Grande? And Arina Grande said, I don't really do that.
So Ariana Grande heard about this and she said, Number one,

(24:11):
I don't remember it. Number two I probably had an
anxiety attack. Number three. I'm a little snot and I
am ungrateful, and I am arian A Grande.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
I don't think she said that last part. I feel
like you made that part up.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Whose sight are you on in this one? Jenny? Seriously? Who?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Who?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
What? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Because if Ira told one story, Ariana Grande is being
bury on our Ariana Grande denying any responsibility.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
I mean it does not It sounds snobby if she
couldn't take two seconds to take a picture. I will
say though that like if she was, for some reason
dealing with some sort of anxiety at the moment, like
I give her a pass because I know how you
feel in those moments.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
So would it be debilitating enough to make you rude? Though?
I mean after somebody has done something, it would to
make you any I.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Mean anxiety like hijacks half of your brain half the time.
If you are in if you're having an attack, that's
like a whole different kind of anxiety. That usually means
you want to get out of wherever you are and
go to a safe place. Okay, So if she was,
like I left right after, like that is a sign
of an anxiety attack, honestly, all.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Right, more alleged Didty victims have come forward, including a
woman who said that she was assaulted by Ditty when
she was thirteen, and she claimed that two unnamed celebrities
were involved, one male and one female. She said she
drank something that made her woozy at an after party
following the two thousand MTV Video Music Awards. She went

(25:36):
into a bedroom to lie down. Soon at Diddy came
in with two celebrities, a man and a woman who
have not been publicly identified. She claimed that she was
assaulted by me. I won't get into that one because
it's just awful. Yeah, but okay, here's a question. Where
were her parents? What parent of a thirteen year old
girl or boy says, yeah, you know what, go party

(25:58):
with your friend Diddy? Well, mom and dad, she was.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Like telling her parents what she was doing. If she
was getting into parties like that, that means she was
like doing whatever she wants.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm going to disagree, because at thirteen, you your parents
should be so careful that you don't get to say
you're going to go spend the night at Priscilla's house
and then sneak off to a Ditty party.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
I agree, kind of okay, I don't I agree about
like the being thirteen years old, but I feel like
my parent at I'm gonna say sixteen seventeen is gonna
be like, oh my gosh, my kid gets to hang
out with Dinny or any celebrity.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
That's so cool.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Like, of course you can go that's a terrible parent.
But I also see your point.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I'd be like, they wouldn't know he's a bad
guy if they think he's like, oh, he's just a
cool musician. And giving my thirteen year old an opportunity.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
How cool.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
And that's very likely that this thirteen year old girl
wanted to be in the music business, and mom and
dad are like, oh my god, Diddy is a great connection. Yeah,
very very interesting take on the whole thing, all right,
Moving on to Martha Stewart says she would never go
on The Golden Bachelorette because she says, not even for
a million dollars for an episode.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Why.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
She says the guys aren't hot enough.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Okay, I disagree. There are some gifts on that show.
In my opinion, I really do think that there's a
They cast some decently attractive men on it. Go on,
But Martha Stewart is Martha Stewart and she can probably
get honestly like a hot thirty year old if she wanted.
So that's probably why she doesn't want to go on
that show.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Like who's asking her to be on it? She's just
like creating a controversy out of nothing.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
She said, Yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I would say no if someone asked me to be
on Love is Blind because I'm too good.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
What no one asked you?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Okay, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Or well, you get a good point. Nobody did ask her,
But thanks for your opinion. Martha Snoop Dogg's life stories
coming to the big screen. The question is who's going
to play Snoop. Entertainment Tonight asked Snoop for an update,
and he said, I'm looking for somebody who can embody
the spirit that I was when I was young and
tough around the edges. That to me is going to
be a phenomenal actor.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
So okay, could be good. Ten no to that one.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Let's do this one. Harvey Weinstein has been diagnosed with
chronic miload lakemia. That type of blood cancer is treatable
with targeted drugs. Just that I throw that in there. Yesterday,
President Joe Biden awarded the National Medal of Arts to
several individuals, including Missy Elliott. Queen Latifah also receiving the
honor where Steven Spielberg, Eva Longoria, Spike Lee, and Adina

(28:20):
menzel A. Billy Eilish received a sweet bounce in streaming
from a week that included a three night run at
Madison Square Garden and TV ads promoting her performance on SNL.
In her case, that bump extends back seven years to
her debut release, Don't Smile at Me. The eight song

(28:45):
EP re entered the Billboard two hundred charts this week,
and not only does it join Billy's four other albums,
but also entered the Billboard's Top Alternative Album chart.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Okay, Stories getting boring me? Move on?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
You care about chart numbers? With number war forty seven
came art. If you remember Kmart.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I really liked Kmart back in the day as I
that was that was my jam Sears.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I loved Sears, Yeah, same well, we went to Kmart
all the time and if we wanted nicer things, we'd
go to Sears. Kmart was my sister Donna worked at
Kmart for like thirty years. We loved. I knew where
everything was. Can you smell the smell of kmart when
you walk in?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Didn't?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
They usually have like a popcorn machine right up front
and a little deli upfront, a restaurant in the back.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I don't remember a deli.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
I remember the popcorn machine and sometimes little Caesars, Yes,
little Caesars, and.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Then everything kind of smelled like linoleum and pizza.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Or pizza hut. It was one of the two. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Anyway, why do I bring up kmart because they just
closed their last store in the Continental US on Sunday.
It was in Bridgehampton, New York. Leaves only one smaller
store with a limited selection in Miami left in operation.
Think of your kmart? That was where There was one
out in Minnetaka at seven and one oh one where

(30:00):
Becker Furniture World is now. That was the last Kmart
that I shopped at, and when I went there probably
two thousand and five ish shells were kind of bear. Yeah,
it was kind of sad looking at them, like this
place is not gonna last long.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
There was one on Highway ten in Anoka Kunrapas area
and now it's an Eagle Brook Church.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
Oh is it really, I like kept the building and everything.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
So there's also one in I want to say Plymouth
or Golden Valley. There they were all over the place
jam in the day, mm hmm. And that is going
to do it for the dirt On KTIEWB. Remember you've
got your Sabrina Carpenter tickets on the iHeartRadio app. Every
fifteen minutes, another pop up will pop up and you

(30:41):
can tap on that to enter for the trip to
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the app, listen longer, keep listening. The more you listen,
keep it on, even if you have to go, like
outside to I don't know, ariate your lawn. Let's say,
go arigate your lawn, take us along with you, or
just leave it playing on the kitchen table.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Is it ari eate or is it air rates?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I don't care. I not only don't know, Okay, I
don't care.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
I remember we had to go up to somebody's yard
to air rate at one time because Fallen screwed up
a bit.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I do remember that.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
So we went with our good old buddy Mike from
Northern Pole, and he went and fallon airated a yard.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
That is, it was not.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
We'll be back in a minute. On Katie w B.
Bailey has a bold statement, to make a very bold statement,
and you get to hear this and the the the
outcry and the about the bold statement. Coming up in
a minute on Kati plus more Boo Bashed tickets and
we want to get you that trip to New York City,
So keep listening to the for the keyword to the we.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Did not not yet you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Just because there's such a big ticket. I don't want
to just throw them in there. So we'll get those
away sometime in the next half hour for Justin Timberlake
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