September 16, 2024 • 30 mins
We replay a classic Murder Monday, Dave motivates us and has us consider our values at end-of-life, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
A young mother leaves her job at a whirlpool manufacturing
planned in Ohio. From a security camera spots her walking
through the turnstiles at six seventeen am. Her body discovered
two days later in the trunk of a car. Two
bullets to were back. It had been handcuffed and beaten.
The body was found in an oversized Mickey Mouse t shirt,
one that wasn't hers, and her hair had been cut
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from the scalp in an attempt to destroy evidence. Her
fingernails were also clipped down to the nubs. After police
were given a tip of a suspicious social media post
from someone that lived very close to where Heather's body
was found, a woman named Keana bore that night. She
claimed to be at home with two different men, one
with a troubling criminal past. The lead detective Sean O'Connell
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spent two years piecing together evidence, and he finally had
when he needed. He wrote the report for prosecutors to
charge Keana and the two men. A week after handing
it in, lead Detective Shonan O'Connell was taken off the
case and put on leave. There's a saying that detectives
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have been known to say the detective and his criminal
wear versions of the same mask. But when it comes
to Shan O'Connell from the Sandusky Police Department, it seemed
that he was unable to take one of those masks off.
This investigator cut more than just a few corners.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He cut all the corners.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When he handed in his report to the prosecutors asking
them to prosecute to Keana and the two men for murder,
he left out a major fact. Their DNA was not
a match to the DNA that was discovered on Heather's body.
And that's just a tip of the iceberg to some
of the facts that Sean O'Connell smudged in his report
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to prosecute to the three. These lies led to Sean
O'Connell being forced to resign and then subsequent conviction of
tampering with evidence. It had now been two years and
the investigation was now starting off from scratch. New investigators
began from the beginning. They went back to speak to
Heather's ex girlfriend, who admitted that things were bad in
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their relationship. She was definitely a prime suspect and they
weren't ready to rule her out until police started looking
at Heather's Gmail and social media accounts, which is when
an Internet investigator found something that changed everything. Stored in
Heather's Google records were GPS coordinates showing her exact movements
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when she left work that April morning.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
She left work at six.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Seventeen am, and just thirteen minutes after leaving the parking lot,
her phone's GPS records show that she arrived at a
trailer home a few minutes from the Whirlpool plant that
just happened to be owned by a coworker named Daniel Myers.
Daniel Myers was a new name to police. They worked
together at the Whirlpool plant. He was an acquaintance of Heather,
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who claimed a not really know her that well, but
he did sign the registry at her funeral and left
a kind note and donated one hundred and twenty five
dollars to her GoFundMe account. Police were eventually able to
get a warrant for Daniel's DNA, and it was a
perfect match to the small amount that had been found
on Heather's body. A monster had been hiding in plain
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sight the entire time. Upon his arrest, at least ten
women from the Whirlpool plant came forward and said that
they had been assaulted by Daniel. When they searched his home,
they found evidence that he had replaced floor boards in
his home less than a week after her murder. Police
also found that Daniel had a cracked tooth that he
had repaired with superclue, which they think was from a
punch from Heather. After being arrested, Daniel Myers admitted to
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Heather's murder. How did he get Heather back to his home?
Daniel Myers told police that after her half brother told
her via text that she was white trash just like
her parents, that he offered to console her. She thanked
him and said that she would sure come back to
his place. He made a move, she said no, He
attacked her, handcuffed, assaulted her, then killed her. Daniel Myers
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pled guilty and is now spending life in prison without
the possibility of parole.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Three.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Katie w B Motivational Monday. On Katie w B, I
was trying to find little things like usually on Instagram
or just something that I found. But I thought, oh, well,
this is kind of cool, and so sometimes on Mondays
you need a little something to kind of get you going.
So let's do a motivational Monday, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I have stood at the bedside of maybe thousands of
people as they took their last breath. What people say
in their final moments, it's pretty important. They don't mess
around when people are dying in their last words. Nobody
has ever said, uh, pastor Rick, bring me my trophies,
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I want to lo got them one more time, or
even bring me my college graduation certificate. I want to
look at it one more time. When people are dying
and they know their time is short, what they want
in the room is not things or trophies or achievement.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What they want of the people they love.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Eventually, we all eventually figure out that it's all about love,
it's all about relationships. I just pray you'll figure it
out a whole lot sooner. That it's not about achievement,
that is not about fame, that it's not about fortune,
That it's not about all the things that you dream
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of accomplishing in life. Those are great goals. But Paul says,
without love, I am nothing. I am sounding brass and
tinkling symbol. If I have not loved a nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I think that's kind of good to hear, because what
is the most important thing, not your trophies, not your
marathon metals, not your karate belts, not your car, not
your cabin, but the people who love you. There was
somebody much said in the end, what is it? And
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and in the end, the love you take is equal
to the love you may. Have you heard that before, No,
I haven't. Paul McCartney said that, And the love you
take is equal to the love you may. So I
think you got to kind of cultivate those relationships and
you got to kind of keep them alive and don't
just let other people do nice things for you.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
And like all your material possessions can't take it with you. Yeah,
so those don't matter as much.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It is the people. So as you know, you take
it from people who are on their deathbed, they probably
realize what is important.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I kind of like that one. All right, it's a
motivational Monday on Katie. But you'd be One thing that
you will remember on your deathbed is when you went
to go see Paint.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
At the Xcel. Were like, wow, what do you remember
about your life? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I remember I won pink tickets from the Dave Ryan Show.
Wow you did? Everybody gather around Gloria wants to tell
us about how she went pink tickets from the Dave
Ryan Show. So let's get those tickets right now, so
you'll have something to say on your deathbed.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
You don't have anything else but in this moment, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So let's get this, get this done. Six nine nine
k W. We're gonna give you a shade of a color.
You gotta tell us what is the main color. For example,
if we were to say char Truce, that's from the
red fan?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Is that from the red fanc Dave?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
That was gonna be one of mine?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But from the red family.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
What's from green? Yes, so let me delete that one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Now I'll fill in olive? How about olive? What? What?
What color is that?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
From that one's day?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It is easy?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Yeah, well are we talking about black olives or green olives?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
That's green?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Green? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So call me now if you want to go to
see pink six nine nine k be a story for
your deathbed. And you need a story for your deathbed, Grandma,
what do you want to tell us before you go?
I love that paint, all right? Give me an example,
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give me a warm up round, baby?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Do you want a hard one? Or an easy one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Let's start with an easy one.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Okay, Burgundy is a shade of what.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh, that's a red?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It is a red.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's an easy one. Yeah, I would see your shirt.
The top of your is a burgundy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Maroony kind of color. Okay, kid, do you want a
hard one?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Sure, alabaster.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh I know that one. Anybody want to take a chance?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I do do white.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yes, let's get Lindsay on the phone. Lindsey, welcome to
the Dave Ryan Show. On your deathbed, Lindsey, and you're
probably gonna live to be about one hundred and six
years old, so you got a ways to go.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We want you to have a story. Would you like
a story for your deathbed?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I love a story.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Let's do this, kids. I remember Bailey gave not funny.
Not funny. Lindsey. What are you doing right now? Okay?
Here comes your color, Lindsay. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You're gonna get two of three, two or three. I'm
gonna give you three colors. You'll get two of three,
right meal, your own a pink?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
First color? Egg plant is a shade of what color? Purple? Correct?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
You're on the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Door, Lindsay. Be honest, do you know that from the emoji?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Okay, Jungle is a shade of what color.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Green?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's okay, Well you got two out of three, but
do you want the third one?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Just for fun? Let's do all right. Garnet is a
shade of what color red?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Red?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yes? I thought that was a hard one. And you
got that right away.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Lindsay, you're amazing. Let's get to know you a little
bit more. I got about a minute or so.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What did you do this? What'd you do this weekend? Lindsay?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I had a garage sale? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Was it a.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Successful garage sale? Because I've had one before and it's
kind of like a pain. And you don't said? Did
you do well?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Not bad?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Baby baby clothes.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Tons of baby clothes were done.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
We're done.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's what people.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Because baby clothes, they wear them about twice and then
and then and then you throw them in the washer,
you fold them up, and you sell them for like
a buck apiece? How much you sell the baby clothes for.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A buck apiece?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
This is so when you and Alyssa have a baby,
don't go down to the expensive place, go to a
go to Yeah, I heard you, baby clothes?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Hey, Lindsay, have fun. Thank you for listening. Okay, you
are welcome. We'll be right back with the most unhealthy
scores at fast food restaurants. The most unhealthy, the most
unhealthy cheeseburger, chicken sandwich, chicken nuggets, French fries, and the
most unhealthy shake.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Yeah, all the food I eat.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No surprises in here.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's like you don't go to fast food because it's like, Wow,
that's really gonna be good and healthy. But we'll thought
we'd fill again because it's kind of fun. We'll do
that coming up next on KD wub. We all love
fast food. I'm gonna tell you the surprising healthiest fast
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food place and that's coming up in a second. Right now,
there's a new analysis of the most unhealthy menu items
at various fast food change. Some of the worst include
the cheeseburger and fries at five Guys and the chicken
sandwich at five Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't we usually go to five Guys?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Really?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I love five Guys. Oh it's so good. It's my
favorite fat food. It's like, you know what, I'm gonna
have a cheat day. Oh, every day is chea day.
I love cheat day.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You can't have every day cheat day because that's like
that it's not a cheap day.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Well, I'm not going to get a burger every day.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Five Guys has the unhealthiest cheese burger, followed by what
a Burger and smash Burger. Dude, okay, okay. Culver's is
the least unhealthy. Beautiful surprisees me okay. Popeyes has the
unhealthyest chicken sandwich, followed by fat Burger.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You can go to a place called fat Burger. I
love that name.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Like we take it out.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We're not trying to hide anything.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
McDonald's and McChicken is the least unhealthy, followed by Dairy
Queen and Coulvers. Popeyes has the unhealthiest chicken nuggets, followed
by Arby's and shake Shack.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Huh been to Shakeshack before?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
You've never been a shake Shack n Yeah, there's one
like inn not far uh.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Five Guys has the unhealthiest French fries, followed by Steak
and Shake Uh. The twenty three places with fries in
and out have the least unhealthy, followed by McDonald's and
Church's Chicken. Fat Burger has the unhealthiest vanilla shake, followed
by Sonic and five guys. Of the fourteen places with
a shake, McDonald's had the least unhealthy one, followed by
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smash Burger and Arby's.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Overall.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Surprisingly, this report has McDonald's as the least unhealthy fast
food chain. I think because they've gotten so blasted over
the years for being more unhealthy that they try to
be a little bit healthier than.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Some of the other guys.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
This is like a scale of like unhealthy to like unhealthy.
It's like a caliber of unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's not a knock on any of them, because, yeah,
everybudy knows you can't go there and expect to eat healthy.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a treat. It's like when you're eating ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Absolutely, eat ice cream, eat brownies, eat fudge, drink vodkatonics.
You're not doing it to be healthier, doing it to
treat yourself. Yeah, you just can't eat there all the time.
So they say McDonald's is the least unhealthy, least unhealthy
fast food chain. As long as you don't overreat, well
that is the problem.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, good to me.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
We love over and like you want everything on the menu,
I chicken, McNuggets, I also want a burger.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I gotta get the fries. Might as well throw in
a mcflurry.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And I'm already here, so I might as well buy
a mcflurry.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Can I tell you what I had for breakfast yesterday?
So we ordered pizza on Saturday night, and to balance
it out, we got the salad. So it's the salad
with like I don't know what they call it, but
it's got the black olives and banana peppers, and it's
got the feta cheese, and it's got the Greek I
almost said lotion.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
It is a Greek salad.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Greek salad. It was a Greek salad, that's right, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And so let me tell you put in the fridge
overnight because there was a lot left over and yesterday,
let me tell you nothing worse than a soggy day
of salad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
And did you have a lot leftover because you thought
you'd be healthy eat the salad, but mostly you just
ate pizza.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Correct the movie?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, let me tell you a leftover salad with Greek
dressing all over. It grows soon it's like, why'd you
eat it? I'm like, coz the trophy, right, it's I
got your potla bowl. You just can't do it the
next day.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
All those are good.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
The next day there's a lot of lettuce if they
overcompensate with the lettuce, and then it's just it's just
like a day leftover salad.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Vont is not even You're right, but lettuce does not
age well.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, not even a day I eat it anyway, because
then it's like marinated, like that whole bowl, just like
sat in its own like chipoutlinis who's.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Doing the cooking at your house? Now that you and
Alyssa have been together for what I mean living together
for about a month and a half or so.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
It's been two months.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I funny enough, Alyssa actually cooks way more than I do.
We actually got an argument. This was I think we
talked about this when you weren't here. Because she'll cook
meals like full on meals, Thanksgiving meals, eat them that day,
craps on of leftovers, won't touch them again, and now
either're wasting food, stop making so much or stop or
I'm not gonna pay for groceries.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
She's not a leftover person.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
No, after one day she's done. Yeah, but that doesn't
that mean you get to eat all the leftovers. But
I that's the problem.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
She gets to eat tacos on Monday, chicken cutlets Tuesday,
nachos Wednesday. Meanwhile it's Friday and I'm eating the same
leftover faked chicken.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm just like, oh, okay, what's the main source of
contention in the vaunt Alyssa household?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
That right there? I told her, and she thought I
was kidding. I said, I'm not paying for groceries if
this is what you're gonna do, and she was like, yeah, right,
And I was like, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Do you guys split groceries or how do you do it?
We were?
Speaker 8 (16:16):
We every time other time we went, so I would pay,
then she would pay. But I said, if you're going
to waste money on groceries, then you can pay for
all of them.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Don't do that because I tried to have Andrew and
I split groceries for a very long time and it
didn't work out well for us. Yes, he just felt
like we were living like roommates instead of partners. And
for me, I was looking at it in a way
of like I eat the same meal prepped food all
the time, and I want to know what I have
ready to go and not wonder if I'll get home
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and andrew ate some of the food I meal prepped.
So for a while we were doing it separately, and
then he was like, I don't like this, so we
don't do it that way anymore.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Yeah, that's probably the the biggest I don't even want
to say argument, but the biggest thing we go back
and forth about. I'll be like, please, refrigerator is full,
and you're telling me you're hungry. She's going to Buffalo
Wild Wings and there's like leftovers for days in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
See, I don't like wasting food, and Susan will throw
out old food, like old bread. She loves the shop,
so she'll buy way too much. There are two of
us that live there. She'll buy a big thing, a bagels,
she'll buy she's going to she's on the costco kick now.
She comes home with a shrink wrap like palette of
spaghetti sauce, with seventy five jars of spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's like, we're never gonna eat that much.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well eventually you will, yeah, economic I mean come on,
take one, you'll take one, yeahs.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Bailey, all right, we'll be back in a second. We
do have Dave's dirt, some celebrity stuff, but also nine
phone habits that can kill a relationship. Vont posted this
online if you want to see it. I think it's
on Dave ryanshow dot com, probably under the Vont tab
or on the main tab.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
That's on the main tab.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Nine phone habits that can kill a relationship. But one
thing that we got to encourage you is Bailey's birthday bash.
We never had, in her entire life a birthday party.
We learned this back in the spring when you were
filling in. You never had a birthday party. And so
we said, if we get we hire you for this
job because our first choice doesn't accept it, then.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
We will throw you. Throw you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
We will throw you a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
So we're throwing bailey big birthday bash coming up on
Thursday at Forgotten Star Brewing And we got pink tickets
and we got games and prizes. We're all going to
be there on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, and it's my birthday, so you should come and
be a fun, fun person to have at the brewery
is where some sparkly things or something flashy is there.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Cake?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
There is cake.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We're getting cake from a bakery called Sweet Needs in Farmington,
k E A.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
D S.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Look at that e ads and I don't really know
the details on the cake.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
I was like, this sounds.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Good, but whatever your professional opinion is, and they're like cool.
So I'm always for cake and for giving people.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Artistic And I'm trying to hire a mariachi band and
I went online to find one and you got to
put in your application to see whether they get back. Yeah,
so far nobody's gotten back.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Did you get me mail strippers?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, I don't know that mail strippers is a pro.
Did you reach out to the Farmington or the Jesse
James Days James?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I feel weird doing it. So I feel like they're
all just living their own lives. And then I'd be like, hey,
you do you want to come to my birthday?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
And we're your little why not the attention?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, also, I don't know what the point or what
part of I'm planning versus y'all planning, So it seems
like it's a meat planning.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
And then you looked up a mariachi band.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
That's kind of it. Yeah, okayat pretty much it we've
done any other planning. Besides that, well, you.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Don't have a promotion structure anymore, so I don't think
so great.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
So I'll work on it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, So please come to my party, come to Bailey's party,
because if she does it, we're never going to hear
the end of it if we don't get a good
crowd up. But I think we will. What's the weather
on Thursdays? That looking good? Is it going to look so?
You need a beer? You need be You need to
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that will kill your relationship. They're coming up next on
Dave's st I think I found a mariachi band. Really
looking for a mariachi Mariachi band, mariachi band married for
Bailey's birthday because it's like, you know, I mean, there's
nothing more fun liven's up a party than a mariachi band. Yeah,
and I realized that I think today is the first
day of Hispanic Heritage Month?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Is that so that that would be that would be
a thing?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Today's the first day of the month.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Yeah, we go, it's half of September, half of O
is it really Oh interesting, May you say.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
We because you have an Hispanic heritage, Jeane, is that
the story?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
My mom is Puerto Rican, is fully Puerto Rican, so
I'm half. I don't give as much credit to my
Puerto Rican side. Like you know, we all have like
little studios here and in mine. I have a shirt
that says is it because I'm black? And a lot
of people in high school were like, weren't you puto
Rican to him? I'm like, yeah, yeah, but I don't
speak any Spanish, so oh, I.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Tried to learn it on Babel. I thought it'd be
really cool to come in and learn on babel. Babble sucks.
I'm sorry, Babbel, don't sigh and gasp but me what Okay,
well you can, I see what you're saying. It did
not work for me, but I wanted to. I didn't
try hard enough, but I wanted to. I wanted to
learn Spanish, so I got Babel. So here's my my story.
So you know how the cliche is the people who
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work on your yard, a lot of them are from
Hispanic heritage. Okay, it's true. It's just the way it is.
And so there's some guys they're Mexican. They're working on
my guard. This is about three or four years ago.
You've heard this story. I pull up in the driveway,
thanks vot. That was Vaughn's idea, not fine. I pull
up in the driveway and I'm trying to be welcoming
and I'm trying to be you know, like, hey, love
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that you guys are here, and I'm like Ola. The
guy goes, hey, how are you doing? In the whitest
Minnesota accent you've ever heard. He's like, full on Mexican.
He's dark skinned. I'm like Ola, thinking he'd be like
Ola signor yeah, oh hey, how are you doing? And
I'm like, you sound whiter than I did. Well, he
probably he's.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like, oh, this guy, he thinks that he's being like, ooh,
I'm being cultural by saying Ola, and he's so he's
gonna double down on Hello there, friend, how are you.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I'm ye for that guy, I felt about this good bit.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That is a good bit. I don't think he was
mad about it. She was just like maybe he doesn't
speak or to Spanish.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Well, if it makes you feel any better. One time.
I've only seen my mom drunk.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
How a few times in my entire life because she
doesn't really drink. But we were going through the Taco
Bell drive through after she had gotten a little drunk
and she started speaking Spanish.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
To that.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Was like, mom, first of all, a bunch of sixteen
year old white kids that live in fond Lac that
are working at the Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
But yeah, she started speaking Spanish. I was like, you
need to stop right now.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Okay, apparently today is Mexican Independence Day. Coolkay, how exciting birthday?
Shout out for Reese. She had turned three yesterday and
she or she turned three yesterday and we listened every
morning and the way to preschool.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
We're talking about Costco a little while ago, and Susan
just there's a new Costco in Chaska. Oh, it's a palace.
It is Susan's. That is her nirvana, that is she
just loves it there. So I was talking about how
she bought a palette of spaghetti sauce. There are two
of us that live in the house and this text says,
my husband buys Costco food for the two of us.
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I put my foot down when he came home with
an eighteen pack of corn. An eighteen pack of corn
corn can of.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Corn corn geez.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I told him we can't finish the corn in a year.
You got to get rid of that membership. Well, we
didn't eat all the corn, and I am still stuck
with the membership l last a while. Yeah, come on, yeah,
oh absolutely. Yeah. By the way, a lot of people
are so many text and said, my husband sings in
a mariachi band. I can ask him if they are available.
We're paying. We're paying. I mean, I don't know how
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much mariachi band is. But remember, you know it's going
to be out of my pocket because the radio station
has no budget.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
But yeah, we'd love to do that.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, it's really a question of how much do you
love me and are willing to spend on my party?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Already batschiat present. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
I already know what it is.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I already know what it is because I asked for it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
It's a rucksack?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, no it's not. It's not crow wallet. I got
bell crow Wala with Hello Kitdio.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Do I have a chain that I can attach to
my pants?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Not?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Not on my diet.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't want it anymore? O, God, where were we?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Let's do the dirt on Katie will be because we
do have a sponsor. It's Babbel. That's a joke. Okay,
make Jenny cringe a little bit. Let's do the dirt.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Give us five minutes. We'll give you the dirt. Dave's
Dirt on Katie WV.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
It has brought you by Nicolay Law Offices. Okay, the
Emmy Awards were on last night. The Bear and Shogun
won everything. So let's move on to more important things
that involve you. People get so tired of celebrity dirt.
I was watching a little bit of the Kansas City
Chiefs game yesterday just to see whether they showed Taylor
Swift up in the VIP box. I'm sure they did,
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but I didn't see it. Did anybody notice anything all what.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
She was wearing on Instagram because they always post when
she shows up to the games. It was like an
oversized Chief shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, I'm sure it was. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I wish to a drag show on Saturday and somebody
came out in Kelsey Travis Kelcey Jersey, but it was.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Ryan stoned I would wear.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
That's That's how much football I got to see this weekend.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Was that one Jersey.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Here are the things that you are going to ruin
your relationship with involving your phone. So let's get started
not sharing passwords. You either trust each other or you
don't give them your password. No, I don't think that
you need to give each other you know what. I
think that there's certain things that you still need to
keep private, like your browsing history. I don't want Susan
(25:41):
to see my browsing history.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Could need to learn how to use incognito. Also, because
you don't, you just go what I do anyway, Well,
it hides like the main windows, you go into a
different side of things.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah, cognito, no track or your history.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Your whole history is just like how to get mustard
out of shoes or something stupid like that.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
All right, because it's hard to get out, you're it's
still yellow. Hiding your phone, like if you tuck it
away when you go take a shower, that might seem suspicious.
Keeping your phone face down on the table, that seems
like you're afraid that they're going to see a text
come through another one. Turning your phone away from them
when you're using it, like you're trying to hide what
you're typing. Quickly closing an app or locking the phone
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when they walk by again, What are you hiding changing
your password without telling them? Don't wait until they need
to google something and try to open it. It'll seem
shady you didn't tell them, being hot and cold about
letting them use it. It's either all or nothing. They
either have access to your phone or they don't. Getting
angry or defensive about why your privacy is so important,
(26:45):
and finally suddenly becoming very protective of your phone. It's like, okay,
unless you're planning a birthday or something. They're right to
think it is a red flag.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
What if you have a cover on your phone that
hides pretty much what you're doing unless you're looking at
it straight on so people can see it over your shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Who are you looking at when you say that?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Like a weird everything on his phone which I didn't
even know existed. So whenever we're like looking at his
phone for social media purposes, like oh did that video
turn out? We have to basically be right on him
to be able to see it because you can't see
it from the side, and.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
It's because it creeps like you looking at my phone
side eyeing me whenever I'm next to you that I
have this privacy screen, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
It sounds liked flag to me. Yeah, privacy screen on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
People like, he's screamed.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Can I tell you something really funny that I ordered
on Amazon because a friend of mine said, Hey, this
is really good for your liver. It's called Dose d
O se Dose, and it comes in. It's expensive. It's
like one hundred dollars for six bottles. They're about a
maybe a pint each. And so I sat there. I
did not know that you're supposed to take a shot
glass of it. Every morning. I guzzled an entire sixteen
(28:01):
ounce bottle of Dose. Oh my god, I didn't know.
And what happened not a thing, not a thing. It's garbage.
It's more fake crap that you buy online, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
And you're a sucker for that stuff.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
You are? You need all of your salads and a
container whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They were nearly all of them.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Yes, they're basically a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's a salad that has been chopped. It's like the
texture of babyfood.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Like it too.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's called salad Power. I'm a big fan because you'll
get a salad in with no preservatives and no salt
or anything. It's really good stuff of.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
The fun crunch.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
There's no cer I know it's true. That is the
dirt on KD wub. A couple of birthdays. Today, Nick
Joon has got a birthday. How old is Nick Jonas today?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Thirty two?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
He is thirty two exactly, yo, look at me. Amy
Poehler is how old to day?
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Forty seven? Yeah, I was gonna say that fifty three.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
And David Copperfield.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Is sixty one, sixty eight years old to day today
is National Tattoo Story Day. So, in other words, not
just a tattoo, but a tattoo story.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I got two tattoos.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
One is of a microphone, no story needed, One is
of a boombox, no story needed. Jenny's got a tattoo, yep.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
I got one of a flower, kind of an honor
of my mom, but also because we were all going
to get tattoos together one time, and I try to
think of something to do. And then the other one
is it says where words fail, music speaks, and it's
just a quote I really liked.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, Bailey, give me one tattoo story.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Oh my god. Okay, Well, did you get about a
dozen of them? I do have like a doz.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh, I have one on my arm that's a ghost light,
which is a theater tattoo because I didn't want the
comedy and tragedy masks. But a ghost light is a
light that you put on stage at night time so
that the ghosts can perform when you're not there.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Oh, okay, that's cool. I want to get a giant
Pillsbury dough Boy on my back.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, I want to pro to do it.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
No, not me, I'll go with you.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh you want to get a Pillsbury.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, we'll get matching Pillsbury do boy tie.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, that would be great because then people will go,
why do you have a giant Pillsbury Doughboy on your back?
And I'll say, because I wanted you to ask why
I had it.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
When I met Teddy Swims this weekend, he has he's
tatted everywhere so many. He said that the ones that
hurt the most were his back. Really so then when
he said he wanted to get some on his butt
cheeks true story, I was like, why would you inflict
more pain on yourself?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Willingly? He was just like he likes it. It's like,
I guess, like a high for people.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Some people love it. I hated every inch of it,
every minute of serious. Right. That is it for the Dirt.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
We'll be back in a second mixtape. Game is coming
up in a moment. How did you injure yourself during
the loven? I know somebody who got hit in the
face with a blank during the loven, and.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I will tell you you'd never guess in a million.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
In my head what it was, and it left a
mark on their face during the love and we'll tell
you about that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
And it's all coming up on KD
A young mother leaves her job at a whirlpool manufacturing
planned in Ohio. From a security camera spots her walking
through the turnstiles at six seventeen am. Her body discovered
two days later in the trunk of a car. Two
bullets to were back. It had been handcuffed and beaten.
The body was found in an oversized Mickey Mouse t shirt,
one that wasn't hers, and her hair had been cut
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from the scalp in an attempt to destroy evidence. Her
fingernails were also clipped down to the nubs. After police
were given a tip of a suspicious social media post
from someone that lived very close to where Heather's body
was found, a woman named Keana bore that night. She
claimed to be at home with two different men, one
with a troubling criminal past. The lead detective Sean O'Connell
(00:47):
spent two years piecing together evidence, and he finally had
when he needed. He wrote the report for prosecutors to
charge Keana and the two men. A week after handing
it in, lead Detective Shonan O'Connell was taken off the
case and put on leave. There's a saying that detectives
(01:08):
have been known to say the detective and his criminal
wear versions of the same mask. But when it comes
to Shan O'Connell from the Sandusky Police Department, it seemed
that he was unable to take one of those masks off.
This investigator cut more than just a few corners.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He cut all the corners.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When he handed in his report to the prosecutors asking
them to prosecute to Keana and the two men for murder,
he left out a major fact. Their DNA was not
a match to the DNA that was discovered on Heather's body.
And that's just a tip of the iceberg to some
of the facts that Sean O'Connell smudged in his report
(01:50):
to prosecute to the three. These lies led to Sean
O'Connell being forced to resign and then subsequent conviction of
tampering with evidence. It had now been two years and
the investigation was now starting off from scratch. New investigators
began from the beginning. They went back to speak to
Heather's ex girlfriend, who admitted that things were bad in
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their relationship. She was definitely a prime suspect and they
weren't ready to rule her out until police started looking
at Heather's Gmail and social media accounts, which is when
an Internet investigator found something that changed everything. Stored in
Heather's Google records were GPS coordinates showing her exact movements
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when she left work that April morning.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
She left work at six.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Seventeen am, and just thirteen minutes after leaving the parking lot,
her phone's GPS records show that she arrived at a
trailer home a few minutes from the Whirlpool plant that
just happened to be owned by a coworker named Daniel Myers.
Daniel Myers was a new name to police. They worked
together at the Whirlpool plant. He was an acquaintance of Heather,
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who claimed a not really know her that well, but
he did sign the registry at her funeral and left
a kind note and donated one hundred and twenty five
dollars to her GoFundMe account. Police were eventually able to
get a warrant for Daniel's DNA, and it was a
perfect match to the small amount that had been found
on Heather's body. A monster had been hiding in plain
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sight the entire time. Upon his arrest, at least ten
women from the Whirlpool plant came forward and said that
they had been assaulted by Daniel. When they searched his home,
they found evidence that he had replaced floor boards in
his home less than a week after her murder. Police
also found that Daniel had a cracked tooth that he
had repaired with superclue, which they think was from a
punch from Heather. After being arrested, Daniel Myers admitted to
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Heather's murder. How did he get Heather back to his home?
Daniel Myers told police that after her half brother told
her via text that she was white trash just like
her parents, that he offered to console her. She thanked
him and said that she would sure come back to
his place. He made a move, she said no, He
attacked her, handcuffed, assaulted her, then killed her. Daniel Myers
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pled guilty and is now spending life in prison without
the possibility of parole.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Three.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Katie w B Motivational Monday. On Katie w B, I
was trying to find little things like usually on Instagram
or just something that I found. But I thought, oh, well,
this is kind of cool, and so sometimes on Mondays
you need a little something to kind of get you going.
So let's do a motivational Monday, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I have stood at the bedside of maybe thousands of
people as they took their last breath. What people say
in their final moments, it's pretty important. They don't mess
around when people are dying in their last words. Nobody
has ever said, uh, pastor Rick, bring me my trophies,
(04:59):
I want to lo got them one more time, or
even bring me my college graduation certificate. I want to
look at it one more time. When people are dying
and they know their time is short, what they want
in the room is not things or trophies or achievement.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What they want of the people they love.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Eventually, we all eventually figure out that it's all about love,
it's all about relationships. I just pray you'll figure it
out a whole lot sooner. That it's not about achievement,
that is not about fame, that it's not about fortune,
That it's not about all the things that you dream
(05:41):
of accomplishing in life. Those are great goals. But Paul says,
without love, I am nothing. I am sounding brass and
tinkling symbol. If I have not loved a nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I think that's kind of good to hear, because what
is the most important thing, not your trophies, not your
marathon metals, not your karate belts, not your car, not
your cabin, but the people who love you. There was
somebody much said in the end, what is it? And
(06:15):
and in the end, the love you take is equal
to the love you may. Have you heard that before, No,
I haven't. Paul McCartney said that, And the love you
take is equal to the love you may. So I
think you got to kind of cultivate those relationships and
you got to kind of keep them alive and don't
just let other people do nice things for you.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
And like all your material possessions can't take it with you. Yeah,
so those don't matter as much.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It is the people. So as you know, you take
it from people who are on their deathbed, they probably
realize what is important.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I kind of like that one. All right, it's a
motivational Monday on Katie. But you'd be One thing that
you will remember on your deathbed is when you went
to go see Paint.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
At the Xcel. Were like, wow, what do you remember
about your life? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I remember I won pink tickets from the Dave Ryan Show.
Wow you did? Everybody gather around Gloria wants to tell
us about how she went pink tickets from the Dave
Ryan Show. So let's get those tickets right now, so
you'll have something to say on your deathbed.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
You don't have anything else but in this moment, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So let's get this, get this done. Six nine nine
k W. We're gonna give you a shade of a color.
You gotta tell us what is the main color. For example,
if we were to say char Truce, that's from the
red fan?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Is that from the red fanc Dave?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
That was gonna be one of mine?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
But from the red family.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
What's from green? Yes, so let me delete that one.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Now I'll fill in olive? How about olive? What? What?
What color is that?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
From that one's day?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It is easy?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Yeah, well are we talking about black olives or green olives?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
That's green?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Green? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So call me now if you want to go to
see pink six nine nine k be a story for
your deathbed. And you need a story for your deathbed, Grandma,
what do you want to tell us before you go?
I love that paint, all right? Give me an example,
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give me a warm up round, baby?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Do you want a hard one? Or an easy one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Let's start with an easy one.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Okay, Burgundy is a shade of what.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh, that's a red?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It is a red.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's an easy one. Yeah, I would see your shirt.
The top of your is a burgundy.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Maroony kind of color. Okay, kid, do you want a
hard one?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Sure, alabaster.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh I know that one. Anybody want to take a chance?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I do do white.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yes, let's get Lindsay on the phone. Lindsey, welcome to
the Dave Ryan Show. On your deathbed, Lindsey, and you're
probably gonna live to be about one hundred and six
years old, so you got a ways to go.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
We want you to have a story. Would you like
a story for your deathbed?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I love a story.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Let's do this, kids. I remember Bailey gave not funny.
Not funny. Lindsey. What are you doing right now? Okay?
Here comes your color, Lindsay. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You're gonna get two of three, two or three. I'm
gonna give you three colors. You'll get two of three,
right meal, your own a pink?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
First color? Egg plant is a shade of what color? Purple? Correct?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
You're on the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Door, Lindsay. Be honest, do you know that from the emoji?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Okay, Jungle is a shade of what color.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Green?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's okay, Well you got two out of three, but
do you want the third one?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Just for fun? Let's do all right. Garnet is a
shade of what color red?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Red?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yes? I thought that was a hard one. And you
got that right away.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Lindsay, you're amazing. Let's get to know you a little
bit more. I got about a minute or so.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What did you do this? What'd you do this weekend? Lindsay?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I had a garage sale? Sweet?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Was it a.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Successful garage sale? Because I've had one before and it's
kind of like a pain. And you don't said? Did
you do well?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Not bad?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Baby baby clothes.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Tons of baby clothes were done.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
We're done.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's what people.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Because baby clothes, they wear them about twice and then
and then and then you throw them in the washer,
you fold them up, and you sell them for like
a buck apiece? How much you sell the baby clothes for.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A buck apiece?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
This is so when you and Alyssa have a baby,
don't go down to the expensive place, go to a
go to Yeah, I heard you, baby clothes?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
All right?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Hey, Lindsay, have fun. Thank you for listening. Okay, you
are welcome. We'll be right back with the most unhealthy
scores at fast food restaurants. The most unhealthy, the most
unhealthy cheeseburger, chicken sandwich, chicken nuggets, French fries, and the
most unhealthy shake.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Yeah, all the food I eat.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No surprises in here.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's like you don't go to fast food because it's like, Wow,
that's really gonna be good and healthy. But we'll thought
we'd fill again because it's kind of fun. We'll do
that coming up next on KD wub. We all love
fast food. I'm gonna tell you the surprising healthiest fast
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food place and that's coming up in a second. Right now,
there's a new analysis of the most unhealthy menu items
at various fast food change. Some of the worst include
the cheeseburger and fries at five Guys and the chicken
sandwich at five Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I don't we usually go to five Guys?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Really?
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I love five Guys. Oh it's so good. It's my
favorite fat food. It's like, you know what, I'm gonna
have a cheat day. Oh, every day is chea day.
I love cheat day.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You can't have every day cheat day because that's like
that it's not a cheap day.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Well, I'm not going to get a burger every day.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Five Guys has the unhealthiest cheese burger, followed by what
a Burger and smash Burger. Dude, okay, okay. Culver's is
the least unhealthy. Beautiful surprisees me okay. Popeyes has the
unhealthyest chicken sandwich, followed by fat Burger.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You can go to a place called fat Burger. I
love that name.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Like we take it out.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We're not trying to hide anything.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
McDonald's and McChicken is the least unhealthy, followed by Dairy
Queen and Coulvers. Popeyes has the unhealthiest chicken nuggets, followed
by Arby's and shake Shack.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Huh been to Shakeshack before?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
You've never been a shake Shack n Yeah, there's one
like inn not far uh.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Five Guys has the unhealthiest French fries, followed by Steak
and Shake Uh. The twenty three places with fries in
and out have the least unhealthy, followed by McDonald's and
Church's Chicken. Fat Burger has the unhealthiest vanilla shake, followed
by Sonic and five guys. Of the fourteen places with
a shake, McDonald's had the least unhealthy one, followed by
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smash Burger and Arby's.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Overall.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Surprisingly, this report has McDonald's as the least unhealthy fast
food chain. I think because they've gotten so blasted over
the years for being more unhealthy that they try to
be a little bit healthier than.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Some of the other guys.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
This is like a scale of like unhealthy to like unhealthy.
It's like a caliber of unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's not a knock on any of them, because, yeah,
everybudy knows you can't go there and expect to eat healthy.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a treat. It's like when you're eating ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Absolutely, eat ice cream, eat brownies, eat fudge, drink vodkatonics.
You're not doing it to be healthier, doing it to
treat yourself. Yeah, you just can't eat there all the time.
So they say McDonald's is the least unhealthy, least unhealthy
fast food chain. As long as you don't overreat, well
that is the problem.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Yeah, good to me.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
We love over and like you want everything on the menu,
I chicken, McNuggets, I also want a burger.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
I gotta get the fries. Might as well throw in
a mcflurry.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And I'm already here, so I might as well buy
a mcflurry.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Can I tell you what I had for breakfast yesterday?
So we ordered pizza on Saturday night, and to balance
it out, we got the salad. So it's the salad
with like I don't know what they call it, but
it's got the black olives and banana peppers, and it's
got the feta cheese, and it's got the Greek I
almost said lotion.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
It is a Greek salad.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Greek salad. It was a Greek salad, that's right, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And so let me tell you put in the fridge
overnight because there was a lot left over and yesterday,
let me tell you nothing worse than a soggy day
of salad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It was disgusting.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
And did you have a lot leftover because you thought
you'd be healthy eat the salad, but mostly you just
ate pizza.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Correct the movie?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, let me tell you a leftover salad with Greek
dressing all over. It grows soon it's like, why'd you
eat it? I'm like, coz the trophy, right, it's I
got your potla bowl. You just can't do it the
next day.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
All those are good.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
The next day there's a lot of lettuce if they
overcompensate with the lettuce, and then it's just it's just
like a day leftover salad.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Vont is not even You're right, but lettuce does not
age well.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, not even a day I eat it anyway, because
then it's like marinated, like that whole bowl, just like
sat in its own like chipoutlinis who's.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Doing the cooking at your house? Now that you and
Alyssa have been together for what I mean living together
for about a month and a half or so.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
It's been two months.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I funny enough, Alyssa actually cooks way more than I do.
We actually got an argument. This was I think we
talked about this when you weren't here. Because she'll cook
meals like full on meals, Thanksgiving meals, eat them that day,
craps on of leftovers, won't touch them again, and now
either're wasting food, stop making so much or stop or
I'm not gonna pay for groceries.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
She's not a leftover person.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
No, after one day she's done. Yeah, but that doesn't
that mean you get to eat all the leftovers. But
I that's the problem.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
She gets to eat tacos on Monday, chicken cutlets Tuesday,
nachos Wednesday. Meanwhile it's Friday and I'm eating the same
leftover faked chicken.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm just like, oh, okay, what's the main source of
contention in the vaunt Alyssa household?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
That right there? I told her, and she thought I
was kidding. I said, I'm not paying for groceries if
this is what you're gonna do, and she was like, yeah, right,
And I was like, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Do you guys split groceries or how do you do it?
We were?
Speaker 8 (16:16):
We every time other time we went, so I would pay,
then she would pay. But I said, if you're going
to waste money on groceries, then you can pay for
all of them.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Don't do that because I tried to have Andrew and
I split groceries for a very long time and it
didn't work out well for us. Yes, he just felt
like we were living like roommates instead of partners. And
for me, I was looking at it in a way
of like I eat the same meal prepped food all
the time, and I want to know what I have
ready to go and not wonder if I'll get home
(16:48):
and andrew ate some of the food I meal prepped.
So for a while we were doing it separately, and
then he was like, I don't like this, so we
don't do it that way anymore.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Yeah, that's probably the the biggest I don't even want
to say argument, but the biggest thing we go back
and forth about. I'll be like, please, refrigerator is full,
and you're telling me you're hungry. She's going to Buffalo
Wild Wings and there's like leftovers for days in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
See, I don't like wasting food, and Susan will throw
out old food, like old bread. She loves the shop,
so she'll buy way too much. There are two of
us that live there. She'll buy a big thing, a bagels,
she'll buy she's going to she's on the costco kick now.
She comes home with a shrink wrap like palette of
spaghetti sauce, with seventy five jars of spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's like, we're never gonna eat that much.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Well eventually you will, yeah, economic I mean come on,
take one, you'll take one, yeahs.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Bailey, all right, we'll be back in a second. We
do have Dave's dirt, some celebrity stuff, but also nine
phone habits that can kill a relationship. Vont posted this
online if you want to see it. I think it's
on Dave ryanshow dot com, probably under the Vont tab
or on the main tab.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
That's on the main tab.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Nine phone habits that can kill a relationship. But one
thing that we got to encourage you is Bailey's birthday bash.
We never had, in her entire life a birthday party.
We learned this back in the spring when you were
filling in. You never had a birthday party. And so
we said, if we get we hire you for this
job because our first choice doesn't accept it, then.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
We will throw you. Throw you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
We will throw you a birthday party.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
So we're throwing bailey big birthday bash coming up on
Thursday at Forgotten Star Brewing And we got pink tickets
and we got games and prizes. We're all going to
be there on Thursday.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, and it's my birthday, so you should come and
be a fun, fun person to have at the brewery
is where some sparkly things or something flashy is there.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Cake?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
There is cake.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We're getting cake from a bakery called Sweet Needs in Farmington,
k E A.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
D S.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Look at that e ads and I don't really know
the details on the cake.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
I was like, this sounds.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Good, but whatever your professional opinion is, and they're like cool.
So I'm always for cake and for giving people.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Artistic And I'm trying to hire a mariachi band and
I went online to find one and you got to
put in your application to see whether they get back. Yeah,
so far nobody's gotten back.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Did you get me mail strippers?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Well, I don't know that mail strippers is a pro.
Did you reach out to the Farmington or the Jesse
James Days James?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I feel weird doing it. So I feel like they're
all just living their own lives. And then I'd be like, hey,
you do you want to come to my birthday?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
And we're your little why not the attention?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, also, I don't know what the point or what
part of I'm planning versus y'all planning, So it seems
like it's a meat planning.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
And then you looked up a mariachi band.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
That's kind of it. Yeah, okayat pretty much it we've
done any other planning. Besides that, well, you.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Don't have a promotion structure anymore, so I don't think
so great.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
So I'll work on it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, So please come to my party, come to Bailey's party,
because if she does it, we're never going to hear
the end of it if we don't get a good
crowd up. But I think we will. What's the weather
on Thursdays? That looking good? Is it going to look so?
You need a beer? You need be You need to
se their Thursday forgotten start brewing in Friendly Fridly from
five until seven with Katie w B. Nine Phone habits
(20:08):
that will kill your relationship. They're coming up next on
Dave's st I think I found a mariachi band. Really
looking for a mariachi Mariachi band, mariachi band married for
Bailey's birthday because it's like, you know, I mean, there's
nothing more fun liven's up a party than a mariachi band. Yeah,
and I realized that I think today is the first
day of Hispanic Heritage Month?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Is that so that that would be that would be
a thing?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Today's the first day of the month.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Yeah, we go, it's half of September, half of O
is it really Oh interesting, May you say.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
We because you have an Hispanic heritage, Jeane, is that
the story?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
My mom is Puerto Rican, is fully Puerto Rican, so
I'm half. I don't give as much credit to my
Puerto Rican side. Like you know, we all have like
little studios here and in mine. I have a shirt
that says is it because I'm black? And a lot
of people in high school were like, weren't you puto
Rican to him? I'm like, yeah, yeah, but I don't
speak any Spanish, so oh, I.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Tried to learn it on Babel. I thought it'd be
really cool to come in and learn on babel. Babble sucks.
I'm sorry, Babbel, don't sigh and gasp but me what Okay,
well you can, I see what you're saying. It did
not work for me, but I wanted to. I didn't
try hard enough, but I wanted to. I wanted to
learn Spanish, so I got Babel. So here's my my story.
So you know how the cliche is the people who
(21:22):
work on your yard, a lot of them are from
Hispanic heritage. Okay, it's true. It's just the way it is.
And so there's some guys they're Mexican. They're working on
my guard. This is about three or four years ago.
You've heard this story. I pull up in the driveway,
thanks vot. That was Vaughn's idea, not fine. I pull
up in the driveway and I'm trying to be welcoming
and I'm trying to be you know, like, hey, love
(21:43):
that you guys are here, and I'm like Ola. The
guy goes, hey, how are you doing? In the whitest
Minnesota accent you've ever heard. He's like, full on Mexican.
He's dark skinned. I'm like Ola, thinking he'd be like
Ola signor yeah, oh hey, how are you doing? And
I'm like, you sound whiter than I did. Well, he
probably he's.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like, oh, this guy, he thinks that he's being like, ooh,
I'm being cultural by saying Ola, and he's so he's
gonna double down on Hello there, friend, how are you.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
I'm ye for that guy, I felt about this good bit.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That is a good bit. I don't think he was
mad about it. She was just like maybe he doesn't
speak or to Spanish.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Well, if it makes you feel any better. One time.
I've only seen my mom drunk.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
How a few times in my entire life because she
doesn't really drink. But we were going through the Taco
Bell drive through after she had gotten a little drunk
and she started speaking Spanish.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
To that.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Was like, mom, first of all, a bunch of sixteen
year old white kids that live in fond Lac that
are working at the Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
But yeah, she started speaking Spanish. I was like, you
need to stop right now.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Okay, apparently today is Mexican Independence Day. Coolkay, how exciting birthday?
Shout out for Reese. She had turned three yesterday and
she or she turned three yesterday and we listened every
morning and the way to preschool.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
We're talking about Costco a little while ago, and Susan
just there's a new Costco in Chaska. Oh, it's a palace.
It is Susan's. That is her nirvana, that is she
just loves it there. So I was talking about how
she bought a palette of spaghetti sauce. There are two
of us that live in the house and this text says,
my husband buys Costco food for the two of us.
(23:19):
I put my foot down when he came home with
an eighteen pack of corn. An eighteen pack of corn
corn can of.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Corn corn geez.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I told him we can't finish the corn in a year.
You got to get rid of that membership. Well, we
didn't eat all the corn, and I am still stuck
with the membership l last a while. Yeah, come on, yeah,
oh absolutely. Yeah. By the way, a lot of people
are so many text and said, my husband sings in
a mariachi band. I can ask him if they are available.
We're paying. We're paying. I mean, I don't know how
(23:47):
much mariachi band is. But remember, you know it's going
to be out of my pocket because the radio station
has no budget.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
But yeah, we'd love to do that.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, it's really a question of how much do you
love me and are willing to spend on my party?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Already batschiat present. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
I already know what it is.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I already know what it is because I asked for it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
It's a rucksack?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
No, no it's not. It's not crow wallet. I got
bell crow Wala with Hello Kitdio.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Do I have a chain that I can attach to
my pants?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Not?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Not on my diet.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't want it anymore? O, God, where were we?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Let's do the dirt on Katie will be because we
do have a sponsor. It's Babbel. That's a joke. Okay,
make Jenny cringe a little bit. Let's do the dirt.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Give us five minutes. We'll give you the dirt. Dave's
Dirt on Katie WV.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
It has brought you by Nicolay Law Offices. Okay, the
Emmy Awards were on last night. The Bear and Shogun
won everything. So let's move on to more important things
that involve you. People get so tired of celebrity dirt.
I was watching a little bit of the Kansas City
Chiefs game yesterday just to see whether they showed Taylor
Swift up in the VIP box. I'm sure they did,
(24:57):
but I didn't see it. Did anybody notice anything all what.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
She was wearing on Instagram because they always post when
she shows up to the games. It was like an
oversized Chief shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh, I'm sure it was. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I wish to a drag show on Saturday and somebody
came out in Kelsey Travis Kelcey Jersey, but it was.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Ryan stoned I would wear.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
That's That's how much football I got to see this weekend.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Was that one Jersey.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Here are the things that you are going to ruin
your relationship with involving your phone. So let's get started
not sharing passwords. You either trust each other or you
don't give them your password. No, I don't think that
you need to give each other you know what. I
think that there's certain things that you still need to
keep private, like your browsing history. I don't want Susan
(25:41):
to see my browsing history.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Could need to learn how to use incognito. Also, because
you don't, you just go what I do anyway, Well,
it hides like the main windows, you go into a
different side of things.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah, cognito, no track or your history.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Your whole history is just like how to get mustard
out of shoes or something stupid like that.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
All right, because it's hard to get out, you're it's
still yellow. Hiding your phone, like if you tuck it
away when you go take a shower, that might seem suspicious.
Keeping your phone face down on the table, that seems
like you're afraid that they're going to see a text
come through another one. Turning your phone away from them
when you're using it, like you're trying to hide what
you're typing. Quickly closing an app or locking the phone
(26:25):
when they walk by again, What are you hiding changing
your password without telling them? Don't wait until they need
to google something and try to open it. It'll seem
shady you didn't tell them, being hot and cold about
letting them use it. It's either all or nothing. They
either have access to your phone or they don't. Getting
angry or defensive about why your privacy is so important,
(26:45):
and finally suddenly becoming very protective of your phone. It's like, okay,
unless you're planning a birthday or something. They're right to
think it is a red flag.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
What if you have a cover on your phone that
hides pretty much what you're doing unless you're looking at
it straight on so people can see it over your shoulder.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Who are you looking at when you say that?
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Like a weird everything on his phone which I didn't
even know existed. So whenever we're like looking at his
phone for social media purposes, like oh did that video
turn out? We have to basically be right on him
to be able to see it because you can't see
it from the side, and.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
It's because it creeps like you looking at my phone
side eyeing me whenever I'm next to you that I
have this privacy screen, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
It sounds liked flag to me. Yeah, privacy screen on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
People like, he's screamed.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Can I tell you something really funny that I ordered
on Amazon because a friend of mine said, Hey, this
is really good for your liver. It's called Dose d
O se Dose, and it comes in. It's expensive. It's
like one hundred dollars for six bottles. They're about a
maybe a pint each. And so I sat there. I
did not know that you're supposed to take a shot
glass of it. Every morning. I guzzled an entire sixteen
(28:01):
ounce bottle of Dose. Oh my god, I didn't know.
And what happened not a thing, not a thing. It's garbage.
It's more fake crap that you buy online, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
And you're a sucker for that stuff.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
You are? You need all of your salads and a
container whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They were nearly all of them.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Yes, they're basically a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's a salad that has been chopped. It's like the
texture of babyfood.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Like it too.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
It's called salad Power. I'm a big fan because you'll
get a salad in with no preservatives and no salt
or anything. It's really good stuff of.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
The fun crunch.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
There's no cer I know it's true. That is the
dirt on KD wub. A couple of birthdays. Today, Nick
Joon has got a birthday. How old is Nick Jonas today?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Thirty two?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
He is thirty two exactly, yo, look at me. Amy
Poehler is how old to day?
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Forty seven? Yeah, I was gonna say that fifty three.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
And David Copperfield.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Is sixty one, sixty eight years old to day today
is National Tattoo Story Day. So, in other words, not
just a tattoo, but a tattoo story.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I got two tattoos.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
One is of a microphone, no story needed, One is
of a boombox, no story needed. Jenny's got a tattoo, yep.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
I got one of a flower, kind of an honor
of my mom, but also because we were all going
to get tattoos together one time, and I try to
think of something to do. And then the other one
is it says where words fail, music speaks, and it's
just a quote I really liked.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, Bailey, give me one tattoo story.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Oh my god. Okay, Well, did you get about a
dozen of them? I do have like a doz.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh, I have one on my arm that's a ghost light,
which is a theater tattoo because I didn't want the
comedy and tragedy masks. But a ghost light is a
light that you put on stage at night time so
that the ghosts can perform when you're not there.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Oh, okay, that's cool. I want to get a giant
Pillsbury dough Boy on my back.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, I want to pro to do it.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
No, not me, I'll go with you.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh you want to get a Pillsbury.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, we'll get matching Pillsbury do boy tie.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, that would be great because then people will go,
why do you have a giant Pillsbury Doughboy on your back?
And I'll say, because I wanted you to ask why
I had it.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
When I met Teddy Swims this weekend, he has he's
tatted everywhere so many. He said that the ones that
hurt the most were his back. Really so then when
he said he wanted to get some on his butt
cheeks true story, I was like, why would you inflict
more pain on yourself?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Willingly? He was just like he likes it. It's like,
I guess, like a high for people.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Some people love it. I hated every inch of it,
every minute of serious. Right. That is it for the Dirt.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
We'll be back in a second mixtape. Game is coming
up in a moment. How did you injure yourself during
the loven? I know somebody who got hit in the
face with a blank during the loven, and.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I will tell you you'd never guess in a million.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
In my head what it was, and it left a
mark on their face during the love and we'll tell
you about that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
And it's all coming up on KD
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