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April 10, 2025 • 36 mins
We continue the War of the Roses marathon with a very popular stoner, a suggestion with a banana, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He lest me, not only one way to find out
war of the roses, I'll.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
War roses today. Hi, guys, let's talk about your war
the roses. What's going on with you and your boyfriend Nick?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
So, my boyfriend Nick and I have been dating. I
mean we were dating for about three years and I
was living with him, and I finally broke up with
him because he kept calling me by the.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wrong name, like during during the loven or just like
around the house or what what was what was the
name that he called you?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We could call me Amber and I'm like, oh, the Amber.
She's like, oh babe, sorry, you know, I'm like, is
it an next girlfriend? He was always very vague about it,
just called for the wrong name and just started picking
me off. And finally I'm like, well, obviously he was
subconsciously just thinking of somebody else instead of me. So
I know, paved out of the house.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So that's all it took was for you to like
you just had had it with him. That's weird, because
you know what, when I cheated on girlfriends in the past,
I never had a problem with calling them the wrong name.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, not consistently.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
So you moved out, But then recently now you move back,
what with your mom and dad?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah? Because yeah, I mean he owned his house and
so I had moved in with him. Okay, so I
moved back to my parents. But like a couple months ago,
we started things back up again. I mean, he seems like,
you know, he seems like he's changed. And although, okay,
a couple of weeks ago, I was making his bed
and I found a red song in his bed.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, So it doesn't get much more incriminating than that,
you found a red thong a woman knows where the
underwear is hers or not in his bed?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, okay, but listen to this. Okay, so he
tells me, I'm like, you know, obviously I confronted him
and he got really defensive, and he's like, well, my
mom slept over. She's then now I'm visiting, and she
slept in her bed. But I just I don't know, Like,
I have a hard time picturing his mom wearing a
red song.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, well mom, where's that grow?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, I will tell you now how old is his mom?
And I can tell you whether or not it's in
the realm of possibility. She was wearing a thong? How
old is his mom. It's totally possible she could be
wearing a thong.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
So who lets his mom wear a thong and sleep
in his bed?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
And whose mom sleeps in son's bed with a thong? Anyway?
That is just gross? Are you ready to make the
phone call?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
What's his phone company? Michelle?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
What's his phone company? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Man? Hi?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'm looking for Nick. Please? Hi Nick.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
My name is Amy and I'm calling from How are
you good? I'm awesome. The reason I'm calling Nick is
because your name has shown up on my screen. Is
one of our preferred customers. And if you're willing to
answer just a quick two question survey for me, it'll
take only about thirty seconds. Then I can go ahead
and send flowers romantic roses to anyone of your choosing today,
free of charge.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Do you have like thirty seconds for me?

Speaker 7 (02:57):
It's always sweet?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Okay? Scale of one to ten? How happy are you
with your cell service?

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I want to go one was the best?

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Right? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
One is the worst? Ten is the best?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
One is the worst?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (03:14):
No, good, I guess let's go ten.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay and then again, Scale of one to ten? How
likely will you be to renew with us once your
contract's up.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
The same scale of one to ten or is this maybe, like,
is this a different EAI route we're taking.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, No, No, same scale, one being the worst, ten
is the best.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, ten.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Is the best?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Right, yep, ten is the best.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, okay, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Let's go ten again.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Now that you've done that, I can go ahead and
send roses to any one of your choosing today for
your charge. So they're romantic red roses. So I need
the name of the person that you'd like us to
send the flowers to.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Three people.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
Yeah, I'd like to split them.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Up in the three I can definitely I can split
them up if you want me to three, like split on.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Like four four four.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, okay, let me let me get let me go
to two people.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Wow, So you have two different girlfriends different okay, ye,
take care of them all. Okay, So, uh, give me
the names of the of the two lucky ladies.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Then nick what's the first name?

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Uh you Michelle?

Speaker 9 (04:31):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (04:32):
What what is.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
It her nickname?

Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Totally okay?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
And then what would you like if you put on
the card for Wet what what?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
What think about you?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
All the time?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Okay? Okay? And then who's the other girl for you? Nick?

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Let's say the next next bat bath?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay to bath? And what would you like me to
put on the card from Beth?

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Let's what's it up this time?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Let's go?

Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm always speaking of wow.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So wait a second, Yeah, that's kind of becoming quite
apparent here, Hey, Nick, what's up?

Speaker 10 (05:10):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Bud A little wake and baked this morning?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
How much have you smoked this morning?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hey, on a scale of one to ten, how baked
are you right now? Nick?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hey, Nick, I I have some bad news that I'm
going to see if I can explain, because it's it's
hard to explain to a guy who's not baked out
of his mind. But it's really not your phone company totally.
It's really not your phone company. It's the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show, and we have on the phone
right now. You're kind of on again, off again girlfriend,

(05:51):
wet wet Wet, Michelle, you never told me your nickname
is wet Wet?

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Well?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Would I tell anyone that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Anymore?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Because I'm no longer his girlfriend because he's a cheating Okay,
so harsh?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Who is who is Becaho? You know who Michelle is?
In wet wet? But now who is who is Beth?
Because you want to send flowers to three different girls
and you narrowed it down to two girls, So that's
not that bad.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
You know.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Who's Amber? By the way, that was my other question.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Who was Amber?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Kept calling her Amber? Do you remember? Uh?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Amber?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Not quite sure with you on that one.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
But uh, okay, wait a second, okay, okay, So now
you understand that this is kind of a bad thing
for you because your girlfriend Michelle is now kind of
busting you sending roses not only to her but also
to this other girl, Beth. That's not really a good thing.

Speaker 10 (07:02):
Yeah, uh one, he's I don't think I've ever been
as stoned as this guy sounds like he.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Is right now.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I don't think he even knows what's going on?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Does he sound? Let me ask you a question. You're
at work?

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Seriously? Is the joke on us?

Speaker 11 (07:27):
I have no idea are you?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
You're at work right now? But see, this is the
thing that I like the message. I like the message
because we took notes on this one. The first message
was to Michelle that said, wet wet, I think about
you all the time. But you wanted to be different
for the second one, so you said to best, I'm
always thinking of you.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, my dad was a writer, so you know, I
kind of.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh come on, who's who are you?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I feel like I feel like we're being played a
joke on but I kind of hope we're not, because
I hope people like.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
This actually exist. Nick is lovely, Michelle, are you still?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Are you still with us?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm just shocked at what I'm more on he is
and I'm.

Speaker 12 (08:13):
Just Nick it's over.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
There is no once again.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, you've brought me for good, and you know we
have to look over the cool bed.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Dude, I have to ask you. Did your mom really
leave her thong in your bed?

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Did stay in the house?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
You know, well, I crashed on the couch, use it room.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Why does your mom take her throng off in your bed?

Speaker 10 (08:39):
Oh no, she's a freak.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna let you to go. This
is too big a man. Listen, seriously, Michelle, if you're
really interested in this guy and you look into his
eyes and melt I think if i'd look to do
his eyes and make my eyes sore, I.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Think i'd get a contact.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Oh my god, laugh laugh on Nick, Honey, you know what, Seriously,
run go back, runaway, wet, runaway, go back to your
mom and dad's house.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Seriously. I don't think you're missing out on much on
this one, okay, honey, Nick, any final words? Perfect. He's
driving a bus right now. That's the amazing thing. He's
driving a school bus right now. It's awesome school.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh I'm sorry, Michelle. If you really are for real
and not just punking us, I feel bad. I feel
bad for you, but you sound I really don't know.
We may never know. Oh my god. Okay, thanks guys
for being on more of the Roses.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
No, you're not getting any roses.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, I'm taking your kids to school, gotcha a cheater?
One fake bouquet of roses at a time.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Four of the Roses stars right now now on Katie
w Bow.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Sometimes War the Roses is like you he's caught redhanded.
It's like you walk in on him. He's naked on
top of a girl. Other times it's not so obvious.
It's very subtle and I think this war of the
roses falls on the more subtle side because it's just
one little piece of evidence that he might be cheating.
Let's let Megan tell the story. Hi Megan, Hi, So

(10:27):
you are dating a guy named Jack and you have
one little piece of evidence that he might be cheating.
It's pretty thin on War of the roses. This is
about as thin as it gets. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Okay? So I have a really good relationship with my
boyfriend Jack, for we trust each other, and he leaves
his phone open, so I had it and I was
looking through the camera role just like looking at pictures,
and I've found this picture of a girl in this
adorable little like bikini, you know, killer body, but can't

(10:58):
see your head with his too, And.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm just so is he now? Okay? So that mean that?
And that's really it. They're not like he's not with her,
you don't see her, she's not naked, you don't know
who it is. But it's like, why is it a
selfie picture?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, it's a selfy picture, okay, And I don't know
why he would have it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
So it looks like somebody took a picture of themselves
send it to her. To him, and that's all you
have to go on. What do you think Foullan does
this cause enough to do a war of the roses?

Speaker 13 (11:30):
I mean I would be weirded out because, yeah, why
would he have that in his phone?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
So I think, yeah, but it is a little surprising
me that you found one thing.

Speaker 13 (11:41):
He said you're in a really trusting relationship and that
makes you want to do war with roses.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
But I mean I guess, well, I.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Guess they're really trusting. Then you would never expect him
to do something that would raise your suspicion.

Speaker 13 (11:54):
You know, right, But that's what I'm saying that if
I was like really trusting I saw that, I don't
know if I would.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
I mean, maybe that would shock me. And I just
ask him about it.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
So did you ask him about it?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
I haven't asked about it.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, all right, And do you have a copy of this?

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I do.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
I texted it to myself, So why.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Did you text it to yourself?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Just so I would know would have it. I could
like study it and make sure that maybe it was
someone I knew.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Maybe it's not the money, Okay, would you do that talent?

Speaker 13 (12:24):
I'm just a little suspicious Yeah, I would zoom in
and see what the tattoo said, see if it was
somebody I knew.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can you read the tattoo?

Speaker 6 (12:31):
I can't. The tattoos way too blurry.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, so you can't read the tattoo, but you can
see the girl took a selfie in a bikini. Send
it to your boyfriend, but it's surprised. Would it blow
you away, Megan, if you found out that Jack was
seeing somebody else? I mean, is he that kind of
a person.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
He's really impulsive. He's a really impulsive guy.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
He's loud, he's really big personality.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
So I get like girl that really attracted to him, Like, okay,
He's he's kind of like see though, like that kind
of big loud, maybe annoying.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, Okay, so I'm picturing if he's like Steve O,
big loud, a lot of fun to be around, has
a million friends, but does a lot of dumb stuff
that sometimes gets him in trouble. Right.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Yes, recently he was debating and what tattoo he should get.
I was thinking he should get the Classic Spider Man,
but he thought he should get text Mirot Crotch that
said freeloation pull handle.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh my god, Wait a second, so he had did
he get this tattoo?

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Oh, he got the tattoo that's by his crotch. Say
it one more time. What does it say?

Speaker 6 (13:45):
It has freeloation pull handle.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
But that's funny though.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Funny, but it's also like, why would you want that
permanently on you?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Because it's funny forever. It's funny forever. So back to
the you think that the picture of the girl and
bikini might be a girl that he's seen, We're gonna
call him. We'll give him the stick about you know,
we're calling from your cable company and we want to
take a survey, and if you answer the survey, we'll
send a dozen red roses to whoever you want to. Now,
he's gonna be tempted to send him to Mom because

(14:15):
it's getting close to Mother's Day. Maybe I don't know,
but we'll make sure we say the romantic roses for
somebody that you know, whatever, that you're in a relationship with,
and then hopefully he'll send him to Megan and not
some mysterious name that we don't know. Bikini lady. But
I want to send those to Bikini Lady, like Okay,
uh card reads I tap that. Oh my god, all right,

(14:36):
let's call him right now.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Well, yeah, that's the entire survey.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Jack.

Speaker 13 (14:47):
Now, as I said, you do get a dozen long
stin romantic roses, which is completely awesome, and you can
send those to anyone totally free. What we need is
a little info from you. So who would you like
to send the roses to?

Speaker 14 (15:00):
I would actually like to send them to my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Her name is Megan perfect.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
If you want to add a card, you can just
whatever you would like the card to say.

Speaker 14 (15:11):
Uh yeah sure, I just you know, love you, bab.
Here's powers all right, simple.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Enough, that's poetic. That's so nice. Hey, Jack, I gotta,
I gotta. I got a little surprised for you. And
and you're probably going, you know, wow, I was talking
to this girl Jessica from the cable company and now
there's a dude, what's this all about. We do a
feature here on on KATIEWB Radio and called War of
the Roses, and we are believe it or not, We're

(15:36):
on KATIEWB Radio and my name is Dave Ryan. I
do the morning show and we call people to see
whether they're going to send roses to their girlfriend or
their wife, or whether you're gonna send it to somebody else.
And we only do this because their girlfriend puts us
up to it. So your girlfriend, Megan, guess what, she

(15:59):
had us call you, you to see who you'd send
the roses to. Does that make sense? No? No? All right,
Megan is here's the other bit of news. Megan is
listening to the whole thing right now. Megan, say hi
to Jack.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Jack. Okay, good, he's laughing. He's having a good time
with it. I don't get it. What's up? I get roses? No, okay,
let me back up a little bit. Megan was worried
because she obviously adores you and you guys have a
good relationship. But she found something on your phone when

(16:33):
she was going through your phone the other day. And
she didn't mean to. I mean, she's looking for I
don't know what, but she tell him what you found
on his phone?

Speaker 6 (16:40):
So, Baby, I was going through your photos and I
found a picture of a girl in a white bikini
with a tattoo. And I'm a little bit worried. What's
that about.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I have no idea, I have no.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, it seems like somebody's sent you a picture of
them and we got it. What but it looks like
she took up selfie in a bikini and sent it
to you. Man.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
I wish girls would take selfies and bikinis and send it.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah. I don't get a lot of that either, So
you don't have any idea what that is.

Speaker 14 (17:18):
I oh my god, that's okay, No, no, no, it's
actually it's a picture of Demi Levado. I know exactly
what you're talking about now.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
No, no, no, okay, okay. So my buddy, my buddy's Frank.

Speaker 14 (17:31):
You know Frank, he's got like this huge celebrity crush
on on Demi Levado. And I was just scrolling through.

Speaker 10 (17:38):
I was reading some you know.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Some celebrity gossip or whatever, and.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
There was that picture of her online and I was.

Speaker 14 (17:43):
Like, oh, I have to like snapchat this real quick
and like send it's a prank, and so I did.
So it's probably just still stored in my photo bank
from that.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
You lost me, You totally totally lost me. What what
you lost me? What happened? He said?

Speaker 13 (18:00):
It's like, basically, his friend Frank is obsessed with Tom Levado.
The picture is of Demi Levado. He saw a picture
of lie and saved it to his phone so he
could send it to his.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Body tattoo right there.

Speaker 13 (18:10):
I don't know a lot about she has a lot
of tattoos.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
I know that.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
Okay, So this is I'm googling Demi Levado bikini right
now to see.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
If that same picture comes up. So you this is
either the greatest lie of all time or oh my god,
it's totally diml is Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
You he has a tattoo right there.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, it's so all this over a Demi Levado picture
that you sent to your horny friend Frank right, Are
you all right? You know what's happening here? Jack is
banging Dimmi Levado. Oh my god, Jack, that TMZ and
People Magazine won't touch Dave's dirt on kd W B

(18:53):
is there?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Throught you by six point two injured Himer and Lamber's
injury law. We'll get back into some more War of
the Roses in just a few minutes, but first we
got to cover some of the dirt that's happening. Did
you guys know it's National Siblings Day?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh my gosh, shout out to most sisters.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Happy Siblings Day.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Okay, you have one sibling.

Speaker 11 (19:09):
I have one sister.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yes, I have two little sisters, two.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Little sisters, and I have two sisters myself. I'm in
the middle.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
None of us have brothers.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
WHOA yeah, And it says do you have the perfect
number of siblings? So people were surveyed as to how
many siblings is the perfect number, and twenty six percent
said two siblings is the perfect number, nineteen percent said one,
eighteen percent said three, and zero siblings got voted at
fourteen percent.

Speaker 12 (19:35):
Two siblings is perfect because that means there's three kids,
because you have two siblings, and I feel like three
is like, you know, you don't want one to grow
up by themselves because then they're just I don't know,
that's kind of lame. And then if you have two,
if there's just two kids still not enough, like you
need a third. That way, you don't want to play.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
With this one.

Speaker 15 (19:52):
Oh I'm not in the mood for that one. I
think it's a good in the middle. Yeah, I like
it depends sister. I liked having one, but I'd always
have someone to play. I think it was more so
like we're close in age, which really helped.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
But if are you in madisone.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Like a year and two months something like that.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yes, I kind of thought you guys were more like
three years apart. I don't know why.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
I'm just like super close, so you always had someone
to play with.

Speaker 15 (20:13):
Granted, if I was mad at her, it would have
been really nice to like have a different sibling.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Saying yeah to be like peace out.

Speaker 11 (20:19):
I don't like you.

Speaker 12 (20:20):
If there's two of you and one of them pisses
you off and go to the other, to the other one.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Well, here's some quick stats for National Siblings Day. Thirty
three percent of people with siblings think their mom definitely
has a favorite favorite child, but only twenty two percent
think that their dad does. Most of us don't think
we're the favorite, only thirty percent and said yes. Ninety
percent of us think we're completely different from our siblings.

(20:44):
What do you guys think? Do you think you're very
different than your siblings? I think me and my sister
are pretty the same. She's just like an amplified version
of like nerd. Anything that I'm nerdy about dorky about
my sister is an amplified version of that. But I
do agree I am one hundred percent my mom's favorite.
MONSA used to I mean, you have an age difference
with your sisters.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Huge difference.

Speaker 12 (21:04):
I'm twenty three, My oldest sister is fourteen, almost fifteen
next week, and the other one's nine.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
So yeah, yeah, I'd say there's a difference.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
My older sister and I wish were only about a
year and half a part. We're pretty similar. I think
in certain ways we're definitely more similar. But then my
younger sister and I have like a few like quirky similarities.
And a lot of other people said that their siblings
their best friends. A percent have said that they've had
a serious physical fight with a sibling before. Yes, we
were a remote at my sister's had once.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
My sister sat me in the face one and she said,
I hate you.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Aunt you ever slap or throw anything.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
At your sisters too?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Little?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Kay, okay, all right. Also on Dave's Dirt, Justin Bieber
was not having it with the popa Rozzi the other day.
Here's him kind of snapping on them, good morning, oh.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Ay, sordy go oh money money money money money money, money, money, God.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
If you're on you guys, wenty money.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
Money monny money, twenty money money.

Speaker 9 (22:03):
You're not You're not your money, So all you care
about money.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
All you care about guys or money.

Speaker 9 (22:11):
You don't care about people, only money, only money.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
I mean like, I feel like you could have walked
away at one point if you didn't kept kept a
money money, money. But I'm also like, I don't know,
I never I don't think that celebrities deserve what they
get from paparazzi. It's got to be so exhausting going
out to their They were literally walking into a coffee
shop and it looks like they're by Coachella, So maybe
they were like getting coffee before going to Coachella that

(22:36):
day or something. I don't think Justin would be performing,
but anyways, Oh is he performing Coachella's lineup? Oh no,
it does not include Justin. Sorry my bad. For a second,
I read on this article and I was like, wait,
is he performing? But anyways, it would be annoying to
be like just trying to walk in. Think about it.
You guys are walking into your local Starbucks or Caribou
and you're like getting your picture snap and you hadn't

(22:58):
you haven't even had your coffee yet. You're like, come on,
the bags under my eyes are gonna look crazy in
these photos.

Speaker 11 (23:04):
Then I pulled onto the wall and post and then
posts and then posts.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Really would just always be like Vogue voo folk. Yes, okay,
So Lord shared a new music snippet. Let's give it
a listen seventy.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I gave you everything now from a dream, will baby?
What bust that.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Light?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
It is very much give me.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
It's very lord cool.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
I'm actually kind of excited for that. I loved Royals
so much I'll never forget. When I came out, I
was living in this uptown apartment chilling. It was right
on Hennepin. We had this big balcony and we just
like blast roils with our neighbors because we shared the
balcony with the neighbors. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yes, it's good.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Half.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Also, something that's super good is Jonah Murray and he's
going to be coming to the Green in Uptown next Friday.
We want to get you in a pair of tickets
right now. All you got to do is call us
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into that concert coming up Next. Friday all, right enough of,
this we got to get back into Our war of

(24:14):
The roses. Marathon here we, GO.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I think we really offer you free flowers in this.
Economy it's signed For war of The.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
Roses I'M.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Kdwb so we're on the phone With ellen And ellen
talk about why you want to Do war of The
roses and what's going on With. Wes, Okay SO i.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Know that my Boyfriend gless had set up a code
on his phone to keep it, locked AND i was just.
Suspicious SO i watched AND i saw what the code, laws.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
AND i broke in there when he wf.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
On'm using, it AND i saw that he has got
three one hundred and forty eight text messages between him
and this stupid serber girl from THIS barrii goes To
kim AND i he's kind of suspicious that.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Maybe he was.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
Cheating and now That i've gone through his, PHONE i
had to count them because there were just so. MANY i,
mean they weren't all, sexual but there definitely were some sexual.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Ones three did you, say three hundred and forty or
three hundred and forty eight.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Forty?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Eight so you, li, okay you know there are three
to forty eight.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Messages, yeah and over the course of what a week
or a month or from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Or what about three weeks, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Three, weeks three hundred and forty eight messages from. Her
oh my, God god of. Them oh so his messages, included, yeah,
OKAY i. Gotcha, okay well that makes a little bit more,
MANAGEABLE i, guess but still that's a. Ton so and
he just recently put his phone on, lock, which let
me tell, you if your partner had never had their

(25:51):
phone on lock and now they keep it on, lock
that's a red. Flag, yeah that seems like a bigger red.
Flag so you look through there and you said there's
some sexual but not not all. Sexual.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah SO i called this sup Girl, kim AND i
left her voice message AND i just, said, basically you
better know.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
Boyfriend, okay well that's.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
You really you let her know quick and.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Email.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
Yeah but THEN i get called back from her and
she uses awful.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Message, now this awful message that you speak. Of when
we were getting ready to Do war of The, ROSES
i knew about this message because you, know we find
out what's the premise On war The roses well before
we put the caller. On so she told me about
this awful, message AND i, said in your, phone if
you got the right kind of. Phone you can send
it via. EMAIL i don't even know you could. Email

(26:41):
you go to, voicemail you tap the box with the
arrow pointing out of, it and then it has options,
okay whether you want to save, it whether you want
to put it ON i don't know messages or. What
so you emailed us the message From kim the server
and she is responding to you saying you better not

(27:02):
be blanking my. Boyfriend would you fall and like to
hear this?

Speaker 13 (27:06):
Voicemail, ABSOLUTELY i want to hear this.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Voicemail you're kidding.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Me, okay here we. Go this Is kim's voicemail To,
ellen who is on the phone For boar of The.
Roses check it.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
Out, Yes, ellen this Is. KIM i got your phone.
Call accuse me of WHAT i have to let you
know THAT i did not See. KIM i, did, however
suck really well so. Well he told me it's the
best he's ever. Had SO i guess maybe you could

(27:37):
go practice on a banana or. Something so he STEP's
coming to. Me but no answer your. QUESTION i did not.
HIM i just sad really, well But i'm done with
him now you can have. Him do not call me.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Again, Okay so this tells you right away what kind of?
WOW i?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Mean this is like an awful.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Human you can just tell in her.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
VOICE i think that she just wants to, say screw,
You i'll do WHAT i. WANT i don't need you
to tell. ME i will sleep with WHO i. Want
i'll do WHAT i. Want, obviously feels no remorse or
anything anything that you are in a relationship and she doesn't.
Care but she did say in the, Voicemail i'm done with.

(28:19):
Him now you can have. Him oh what a, Blessing
and you still want, him because what did you do
after you got that? Voicemail, Well i've hearted the.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
VOICEMAIL i actually made was my boyfriend to listen to
it and promise not to see her. Again and he
agreed and said that she's totally.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Crazy so he SAID i won't see her. Again and he,
said oh my, god she's. Crazy but that means he
admitted to that actually being. True then, yeah but he
said he's not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Again, Okay i'm not.

Speaker 13 (28:51):
Judging lots of people have things like that happen and
they can move past.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
It, WELL i think it also depends on where in
the relationship you. Are if you've been married for you,
know five, years and you find that, out that might
be a more difficult, thing but you still move past.
It but if you're kind of a newer relationship and
not not that it's, okay but it's probably a little
bit easier to move.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Here.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
See, yeah, Yeah i'm not going to deal with that
this early on for.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Sure so she said she's leaving him. Alone why do
you want to do war of the? Roses?

Speaker 9 (29:16):
THEN i just want to make sure that he is
telling the, truth you.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Know, Okay, YEAH i just want to make.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Sure so we want to Call i've been calling Him.
Wes is It wes Or? West BECAUSE i think you
called Him?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Wes, WELL i call him We.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Wes, okay so we'll call Him west Like Wes.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Lee oh, yeah it's probably going to.

Speaker 13 (29:36):
Happen i'm probably gonna Say west BECAUSE i feel like
it's hard for me Say i'm going to Get.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Alan don't worry about. It he gets it a. Lot
here's the important. Thing when you call to give him
the survey to see who he wants to send roses.
To what's your name going to?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Be?

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Les?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Les?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
No Like?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Leslie that doesn't. Work, bye give me another. One, Jill, Jill,
Janet I'm.

Speaker 16 (29:56):
Janet that you can all right not to laugh at,
this but we want to call him and we want
to put him to the, test and we want to
give him the fake survey with the fake reward of
fake roses to see if he'll send them to You
ellen Or kim or maybe there's somebody.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Else you don't think there's anybody, else do?

Speaker 10 (30:12):
You?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
WELL i didn't, Think.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Dave, okay please hold, on and by the, way here's
WHERE i want to hear from. You we've never done
this On war of The roses, before but call me
now and let me know what you. THINK i want
to talk to you before we do part two Of
war of The. ROSES i want to talk to you
to find out whether do you think he's? Cheating do
you think he's gonna send the? Roses is it once a,
cheater always a? Cheater is he going to is? He

(30:37):
is he done With? Kim?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Now and now the dramatic conclusion Of war of The? Roses,
Well i'm help On.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Kati W b doing something new On war of The
roses real. QUICK i want to find out what you
think you heard the first part a little while, Ago
ellen's dating a guy Named, wes And wes was busted
with three hundred and forty eight text messages in his
phone from a woman Named, kim And kim was a
little bit dirty and he was a little bit, dirty
but they were all, like you, know there was some

(31:08):
mundane stuff in. There but she, Said i've got her phone.
Number i'm gonna call. Her i'm gonna, say don't mess
with my. Man and Then kim called her back and
left a voicemail that, said, Oh i'm not blanking, him
But i'm blanking, him And i'm blanking him really. Well
and so it was a really like just, nasty nasty,

(31:28):
message and so she confronted him about. It he, Said i'm,
Sorry i'm, sorry she's. Crazy i'll leave her. Alone but
now she's still a little bit not. Sure so we're
about to call him yes On war of The, roses
But i'm on the phone With i'm, sorry what's your name, Again?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Ron?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Ron what do you? Think is he going to send
the roses To? Ellen the right choice Or kim the wrong?

Speaker 14 (31:52):
Choice he isn't to thund him to a, girlfriend but
watch out if that lock doesn't come off the phone
in the guard and he'll do it.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Again, yeah he'll do it. Again, okay thank. You let's
go To chaska And. Samantha what do you think is
he going to send him to his Girlfriend, ellen who's
On war of The? Roses or is side Action?

Speaker 8 (32:11):
Kim you, know, like even if he does send them
To kim or To, ELLEN i think that he would cheat.
Again so, OKAY i don't think that it really matters
at this, point because does it?

Speaker 14 (32:24):
Matter he's gonna cheat, Again.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Okay jason In, Richfield, jason who do you think he's
going to send the roses?

Speaker 14 (32:30):
TO i think he'll send it to somebody else or
the waitress because he put a lock on a swone
for a, reason because the girlfriend's kind of crazy as.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well how is the girlfriend? Crazy the girlfriend's.

Speaker 14 (32:42):
Crazy because she put a lock on a swoone because
she's already scooping through it and you didn't want to
go through.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
It, okay there's a lot of guys weighing on on
this way, now you, know maybe they just have a
little inkling that MAYBE i don't. Sure In North, branch
what do you? Think what's your take On war of The?
Roses you, know it's unfortunate but she's gonna send it
To allen.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Just because he's not.

Speaker 14 (33:04):
Stupid, well he is stupid in the first place for doing,
this but the girl who told him to Told ellen
to go try it on the bananas all the, right
because in, Turn.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Wes is the idiot in the.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Douchebag AND i believe that in, turn.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
You, Know ellen's an idiot.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Too because she's sitting.

Speaker 10 (33:19):
There still talking to the guy when he's cheating on.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Her, yeah that's. IDIOTS i love that someone's laughing in
the car with you right. NOW i know that's my favorite.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Part.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Laughing let's, say let's find out here we go.

Speaker 13 (33:31):
Get as promised to offer you a dozen long so
romantic roses was and we will send those out for
you this. Afternoon we need a recipient for, Those so
who would you like to send them?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
To all? Right do you just need a?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Name?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Okay uh, So i'm gonna send these roses to a
woman Named.

Speaker 13 (33:50):
Ellen, okay and you can include a note if you.
Want what the flowers is up to?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You, Okay so how about the note that, IS i
can't wait for more?

Speaker 13 (34:02):
Kisses oh, cute very?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Nice and here comes the weird awkward. Part. Hello who's
this What hello On war of The? Roses h. Wes
it's it's Actually Dave ryan over At katie W b
on the radio with your Girlfriend. Ellen and we were testing.
You we were we were testing you to see if
you would send roses To. Ellen did and you?

Speaker 10 (34:28):
Did yay o?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Good, yeah you. Know and And ellen is on the
phone right, now say, Hi, Ellen, Hey, hey CAN i
tell you why or do you want To i'm gonna
Ask ellen to tell you. Why she wanted to kind
of test you out a.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
Little bit BECAUSE i was worried maybe you're still saying, Him,
oh but, yeah, no that's in the, past that's that's over.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
With that girl is nuts. Nuts she did sound a
little bit. Nuts did you? Know was she always kind
of nuts or did you just realize that when she
left that awful voicemail For? ELLEN i, MEAN i guess
at FIRST i didn't know she was super, nuts but
it became very clear that this girl is a. Headcase

(35:19):
so whether she's in head case or, not of, course
it still doesn't make it okay that you got you,
know like the the uh we get it yep yep
from From. Kim but let me Ask, ellen are you, okay,
now because you tested him and he passed the. Test
he sent the flowers to. You you know all About,
kim you know about the nasty, voicemail and he says

(35:40):
it's all in the. Past are are? You how do you? Feel?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Ellen i'm so happy right.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
NOW i feel.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Great will you do you think this is going to
come up? AGAIN i mean here it is a few
weeks after it came up. Before do you think that
it's going to come up? Again or are you going
to be able to trust? HIM i trust.

Speaker 16 (35:55):
HIM i don't think it will happen.

Speaker 13 (35:56):
Again, okay good is the happy one that like never had.
Happens it seems like people will be very disappointed in your.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Head they're not gonna like it. Yet they only want. Misery,
hey you, guys thanks for being on war with The
roses and thanks thanks for talking to.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Us.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Wes do you guys have a good? Day?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Okay thank, you
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