January 28, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They're cheating, but yes, to make sure if the Dave
Bryan showed one of the roses on one at.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
One point three, Katie w b.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So I'm on the phone with Becca and I'm going
to tell you right now. Becca is a card. I
was talking to Becca about how she lost her job
at Claire's Boutique. Remember Claire's Boutique before they sold the
ear rings and that used to be Alice's favorite store.
Is that where you got your earspears? So Becca relate
to fall and why you got fired at Claire's Boutique.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Well, okay, it's you know, when you're piercing ears, sometimes
things go wrong. And I had a little girl.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
In the chair and she was being really good, and.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I thought she was going to be calm, but she
had a little freaked out right as I went to
pierce her ear and like jerked her head and it
was gone. Was we basically I ripped her ear low
And it wasn't my fault, but they had to do
something because the little girl, I'm not funny, but she
had to give.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Her head. But yeah, so they had, you know, they
basically had to make an example out of me, even
though like even management was.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Like, I mean, it wasn't your fault, Like she like
violently jerked as I was, So, I mean, I don't know,
but yeah, anyway, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Let me tell you. When my sisters got their ears pierced,
they did it out in the garage secretly with an
ice cube and a needle. Got so you don't need
noose fans sman see Clear's boutique and a gun. You
need an ice cube and you need a needle. And
that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
I'm not taking advice from you and the Rusty Sisters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, all right, Becca, thanks for being on War of
the Roses. What's going on with your boyfriend Chris that
makes you think something's going on with his ex girlfriend Mollie?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So basically I have been catching Mollie sending him text
messages that feel inappropriate to me.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And you know, when I asked him about it, he
is responded based.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Were like, well, she's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
When I'm like, why is she texting you? Well, she's crazy,
but like that is kind of what guys say, Well
that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It is every crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh yeah, when back when I was single, I used
to get like I think probably like one girl would
call the house and my girlfriend Kathy would be like,
why is she calling the house? Oh, she's crazy. I
told her to stop calling, but she's crazy. She won't
she won't listen. And it was because she called because
she didn't know Kathy was there. And I would have
totally taken the call if Kathy wasn't there. But he's
(02:31):
telling you, yeah, I told her to stop. She's crazy,
But you're wondering.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Would normally would just be like, Okay, he's definitely cheating
on me with her. But here's the kind of the
thing that's put in a little thorn. She is actually crazy,
Like I've heard stories about her, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What kind of stories did you hear about crazy Molly?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, So apparently when.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Molly and Chris were dating, she like she.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Snuck into his house through the doggy door and took
his fish and put it down the garbage disposal. And
we know that she did this because she videoed herself
doing it and sent it to this.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Oh God, I don't think they were in a fight
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You would ever talk to anybody that did that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's you know, Okay, Well they must have been. So
this is while they were dating, so it wasn't when
they broke up, so apparently they came back from this.
So she I'm trying to picture Molly wriggling through a doggy.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Door, necessary very small eat out.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And then finds his fish. Was it like a goldfish
or was it like like a I mean not that
you don't anything about fish, but like an like a
prize fish, like an oscar, something that's a little bit bigger.
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, I mean I wasn't given any details of being
a special fish play and.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
As your pet. She killed his pet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
It is crazy, like I cannot like no anger from
me whatever result in me killing someone's pet, even if
it's like a fish, or you might have.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Less attachment to a fish. Stell weird.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well that's awful, that poor fish kidding. Wow, Okay, so
you know that you eat it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
If you're gonna kill it, then it's not wasteful.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
There's that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So he says she's crazy. You know that she kind
of is crazy. Let me ask you. Here's the evidence.
When she texts things like miss you, love you, miss you,
what I want to see you when you see it
on his phone? Has he texted back or is it
just one long string or does he delete him one
at a time so you don't see what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, I mean when I looked at it, it looks
like he's not responding to it. But he certainly could
delete his messages in between.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know what I mean. I haven't looking at his funnel,
but I only see it when it pops up on
her like when she sends something, so he wouldn't have
had a chance to respond to it, so he could
easily be erasing his replies.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, so what does your gut tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Readam enough to know if it's to be able to
tell if it's like a conversation with pieces missing. You know,
I'm just being stuff like miss you so much, can't
step thinking about you, oh.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
And a dream about You're like okay, So have you
ever been tempted to text Molly and say, hey, this
is Becca, leave leave Chris alone?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, I mean if I would, maybe if Kristen, like,
you know, he knows I saw it, because I've already
talked to him about it, so like he's not gonna
let me get near his phone.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh yeah, okay, Now here's what's going to happen. We're
going to make a phone call to Chris here in
a second, and follow will poses somebody from the bank
and say, hey, we're doing a survey about your customer
satisfaction and if you take this, we'll send you flowers
to whoever you want. Guys always bite this, especially around
like this time of the year Valentine's Day. They're looking
for a freebee.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And so we can say, who do you want us
to send the flowers to, and if he says Molly,
then that is a bad sign. We'll do that in
a second. So as you're listening to this, maybe you're thinking,
how crazy is Molly real? Maybe it reminds me of you.
Was something you did? The worst story that I ever heard,
And this is not even that bad. Really, I'm sure
(06:05):
there's worse. Years ago, somebody was mad at their boyfriend.
They took motor oil, you know, like motor oil and
the plastic jugs. They went into his house and poured
it all over his clothes and his last Yeah, motor
oil isn't glitterate thing now, So you go into your
boyfriend's apartment or your car or stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Like I felt like it was a recent news story
read where she glittered his apartment and I think he
was suing her or something because he like it was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wow. Okay, So what do you think is going to happen?
Is Molly really crazy? Is he exaggerating? Is that the
worst thing you've heard? The fish down the garbage disposal?
Or do you know something worse?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Call me at six five, one, nine eight nine KATWGB
or text or just sit back and passively listen to
the drama unfold on War of the Roses on KATIEWB.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Back to the War of the Roses on The Dave
Ryan Show on kd WB.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So what do you think think? Guys always say she's crazy,
but here in that story, you gotta wonder something going
on here? Anybody who would take the fish and throw
it into the garbage disposal after she had crawled in?
She say he crawled in through the doggy door, Right,
she crawled in through the doggy door, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And put the fish down a garbage disposal.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What do you make of this whole thing? Anyway?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Amanda?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Room to make the phone call in a second to
see who he sends? The roses to But what do
you think is going on? What do you got?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So I've personally been chee on and I think everyone
can be sketchy, but I think the fact that she
keeps texting him means that she must be getting an
answer back. So I think that there may be something
going on. He might be talking to her. But people
are crazy, and she could just be like pulling up
his phone. But there's something he could do about it,
Like he could easily block her number. Two.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
That's what everyone is texting Hello, You just block the number.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I never think really didn't want to talk to her.
Here from her, and if she really is crazy, then
she would just block her number.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, Now, when this guy cheated on you, what did
you do? Did you put his stuff out by the
curb or what happened?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah? So we were neighbors in college and he cheated
on me, and we were the same major, so we
had every single class together. So I would see him
all the time and he wouldn't even talk to me,
and it was like, you know, like let's just be civil.
And I finally was like, come get your stuff. I'm
so sick of this. Like you're so I'm so over you.
And I was like, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna put
you stuff on the curb unless like you can talk
(08:30):
to me, and he wouldn't, And so I put all
of his stuff. He had a table and chairs, a couch,
a safe, some end tables, a bunch of like random
hockey stuff, and I put all at the end of
my driveway and he saw because he was my neighbor.
And people started coming and taking it up a little
bit better. But it was like, I'm trying to be
decent and I'm so over it now, like you kind
(08:52):
of deserve this in a sense.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, a man, thanks for your story. We're gonna make
a phone call right now after a couple of text
messages really quick.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
That's when they last. The day has come. Wore the
roses with my name and my husband's name. Oh god, no,
thankfully his ex's name isn't Kara whatever. I guess Molly
was the actual name. And then it says, uh, my
best friend's mom kee the other woman's name on his
classic sports car, Go Carrie Underwood moment for the win.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Also illegal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Okay, let's make the phone call and find out who
he sends the roses to that, we're gonna talk to
Jonathan Fogel from Fogal Family Law, who might have a
story or two about some crazy stuff he's seen.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Okay, send a dozen long, supermantic roses out for you,
which is perfect timing with Valentine's Day right around the corner,
so now.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You can save a little money on roses. But we'll
get those out for you this week. Chris.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
It's just our way of saying thank you for taking
the time out of your day to help us with
our survey. We'll grab the address here in a second.
But can I get the first and last name of
who you'd like to send the roses to?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
I mean, real quick, I mean to give like my
social Security number or like my phone number or something
or information.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
What do you need?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
They're totally free. We'll just get the address of the
recipient from you. But trust me, get asked that all
the time because it does seem too.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Good to be true.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
All right, So you need a name.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yes, please, first and last name for who will be
sending these to.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, it's molly cool, and you can attach a card
to the flowers if you'd like.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
What would you like that to say.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
I mean, if it goes out around Valentine's Day, it's
just say happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay, Happy Valentine's Day to Mollie.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Not to your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, to me your girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What me, I'm your girlfriend. My name's not Mollie, my
name is Becca. Maybe you're familiar with me your girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Oh yeah, by the way, back to your girlfriend's here too,
in addition to me.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
And there's also a third person.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, there's a lot of people listening in right, So Chris,
just to bring up the speed. So Becca is on
the phone. She heard you send roses to crazy Molly,
your ex girlfriend who you said that she's only texting
you because she's crazy, But it turns out that you
must have some feelings for her. I'm sure she is,
(11:14):
but you're sending you roses that say happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Yes, it's not even like it's just like a friendly
Happy Valentine's Day. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, don't be gross.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
No, come on, you don't send flowers to your ex
girlfriend who's.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Texting you that she's having dreams about you.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
It's not even a big view.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, friend who would.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Love to get flowers on that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (11:40):
No, I'm not kidding you. It's just it was. It's
a nice thing to do. You send flowers to anybody
you want to Valentine, Yeah you.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Can, but you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Okay, send them to me first for Valance.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I'm going to give them. I'm gonna send them to you.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's reminding you that I'm your girlfriend. This seems to
be like, you know what you want, your psychox, you
can have her. That would be just a match man
of you.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
It's not even lifetime. It's not even like that. You're
going crazy. Need to stop talking like this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yes, well you do like them crazy, don't Johney, Yeah
you do.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Okay, you can go.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
You're crazy ex girl.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh make her your current crazy ex girlfriend. Because this
one's done.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
We have one.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Thousand dollars ready to give to you to send you
on vacation. It's called the vacaatee. Can't go do that.
It gets you a thousand dollars, spent it on a vacation.
You can take it down to the casino. You can,
I don't know, by yourself some really cool camping here
for this summer and then go to the Superior hiking
trail and then do a little camping. If we have
ten sleeping bags, Coleman stove. All the things you're gonna
(12:48):
look like Goofy in the Goofy movie. You can call
overloaded with all your garbage on top of the car.
Things you don't need, can't kick along, that doesn't want
to come.
Speaker 11 (12:55):
I want to go see the power Line show Dad, right, milk,
that was really bad.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I didn't sound anything like Max either. So anyway, vakpayday
keyword is grand. Go do that. We'll be right back
with you. Can't make this stuff up. World War three
almost started the other day. Somebody mistook something for Russian
drones dropping devices, and it turns out it wasn't. It
was actually something kind of stupid. But we almost were
(13:24):
involved in World War three just the other day. I'll
tell you about it. Dude, justin Timberlake Tickets in about
another ten or fifteen minutes on Katie w B Yeah,
JT tickets. He's coming to the acts. We'll get you
in because we're Katie'll be. We've got stacks and stacks
(13:45):
of these things just laying around waiting for somebody to
claim them, So stay here fifteen minutes away on that one. Also,
thanks for watching on the live stream. We're on YouTube
every morning watching it. Just search YouTube, go to search
for Dave Ryan t Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Bubble Boys on YouTube says that they're in the car
going to school watching us, and then Aubrey says that
her daily routine is watching this every day.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Wow, thank you, Aubrey. We really appreciate that. It's kind
of fun to see like behind the scenes and what's
going on during the show. The world is bonkers, so
this would be a fitting way for it to end.
According to a report out of the UK, a mix
up involving British nuclear subs almost kicked off an international
incident with Russia the other day. The UK Navy was
scanning for sounds of enemy underwater activity and I thought
(14:32):
they heard Russian drone submarines. Oh oh, they heard the
same sound at least twice. So they're all freaking out
going launch the missile, launch the missiles. I mean, I
don't know that's a quote or anything, but you know,
let mean, you never know. They thought Russia was dropping
listening devices on the ocean floor to tract nuclear subs,
but then they found out it was whale farts. Yep,
whale fartsy?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Is that really what it says?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That is I'm not making this up. That's why it's
called you can't make this stuff up. They've been mistaken
for enemies before. But they're still looking at the data
and they're going, that is one gassy whale, nothing else.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
I'm just googled what does a whale part sound like?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I don't know. I got it.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
I'll probably have to play the audio, but I'm definitely
gonna look at it after.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's like a big bubble.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You're right, like, it couldn't really sound like much other
than that.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Whale is, you know, mainly blubber. So I'm thinking that's
that's a lot of flap action there. If they have
butt cheeks, have they got but the whale.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Does not have butt cheeks? What is this show? Well?
I don't know, you know, ever since Bailey got here,
it's just weird.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I don't know that. Do you know a whale doesn't
have butt cheeks?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume a whale does not have a
butt cheeks.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
One.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, no, okay, you've got me on that one. If
you're somebody who thinks Starbucks has lost its cozy, welcoming
coffeehouse vibe, and Starbucks says, you're right. Starbucks is making
some changes to turn back the clock and make the
experience cool and fun again and a little less corporate.
They're going back to handwriting customers on their cups with
sharpies and probably misspelling them on occasion, like in the
(16:04):
olden days. They're also bringing back the milk and sugar
stations which were removed during the height of the pandemic.
That was the messy little station where there was some
a hole that would drop their yellow Sweet and Low
packet on the counter, sprinkle sugar, spill the creamer all
over the place, leave a stir stick sitting there, spill colleague.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Of that nostalgic feeling.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Is there more to that last or that was everything?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, they said they want to have people hang out
in Starbucks again, so they're going to be more strict
about they were going to be more strict about booting
people who were not paying customers, And to go along
with that, they're going to use ceramic cups inside the
store again and offer everybody free refills on some of
for some four here orders. Previously that was just a
(16:48):
perky god if you were part of the loyalty program.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Man, it's Starbucks not doing well.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
I feel like they're making a lot of changes that
is not like beneficial to the employees that are going
to work there, Like it's going to be more work
having to write the name all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Now again, get busy, you know what, Kathleen, Get busy.
You're getting paid fifteen dollars an hour. Write my name
on your cup.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
No, I want my coffee fast versus my name written
on my cup.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
That's what I care about.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
And also I will agree though, if you walk into
a Starbucks, there's very few Starbucks that are like cozy,
comfy vibes of a coffee shop, you know, like there's
only one.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Charm of a medical waiting m Yeah right, you're not.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Star because Caribou does kind of have Yeah yeah, it
is a cabiny thing.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
But Starbucks it's like hard tables. There's no like cozy
little couches or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
At well, I think that that was their their bit
was they wanted you to get in and get out,
I think, But Cariboo always gave me the vibe they
got wooden tables with checkerboards on them. Yeah, that's inviting
to me. How many people raise your hand if you
were dumb like me and sat by the Cariboo fake
fireplace for years before you realize it doesn't generate any heat.
What No, it's a fake fireplace. Why did it take
(17:55):
you years to figure that out? I think somebody had
to tell me.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You just oh it is.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah. I mean you put at your feet up a
little bit and you like slide your chair a little
bit closer to the fake fireplace at Caribou And then
somebody said, you know, that's not a real fireplace. I'm like, yeah,
I know, it's not real, but it generates heat. They're like, no,
it doesn't generate any heat.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh no, Well, now I'm questioning the one Starbucks I
go to. I thought that their fireplace was real. I
swear there was.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Heat coming off of it when I was by the
other day.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You know what, this is a real fireplace. Eating Prairie
Center in the food court, that thing is ginormous. You
could roast a mastadon on that thing. A mastadon on
that thing, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, go
to Eating Prairie Center, going the food court there's usually
a masta don on a stick with a caveman twirling
at the end.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
So I don't know what it looks like, but you say,
I make it weird. You're bringing a mask? Do Don's
get out of here? I wonder if you're the one
that yes and me, I don't even know what it is.
That's when you should give me a note button. No,
all right?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Five minutes away, ten minutes away from Justin timber Lake tickets.
What are we gonna do to play this game? Are
we doing sort of clever little game? Or what are
we doing?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It's called finished the lyric? Okay, it's really difficult, just
made up? Actually, yeah, this new new game on the show.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
It's where we play a line of Justin Ttermerlake song
and then you're going to finish the next line of
it and you have to sing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Sometimes people call and they're like, I'm too and bringing
sexy back. No, I'm bringing sexy.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Back all right, Yeah, hang on for another ten minutes
or so, I know what, can I come in there
with you? So glad I'm in a different room. We'll
do that in ten minutes or so. On KATIEWB Dave's
Dirt coming up in a second. There's a bunch of
really interesting stories. Of course, Travis Kelsey. As we get
closer and closer to the super Bowl, there's gonna be
more about him. We got a story about him. Also,
a celebrity that is so disliked that that the chef
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on one of the shows this celebrity worked on said
nobody liked her. She was impossible to work with. She
would fart in burp right there in front of everybody
and act as if we were privileged to be in
her presence of her farts. Who is this? I'll tell
you coming up now on Dave's Dirt after Gracie Abram's
on the Twin Cities number one hit music station on
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It is the dirt on katwb Let's dive into basically
the Blake Lively story. This is the one where the chef.
The chef said, hey, I worked with her on Gossip Girl.
She was terrible. Horrendous was the word she used to
describe working with Blake Lively. And she said, you used
to fart and burp in front of everybody and then
just kind of expect you to like stand there and
(21:11):
be like, well, it's Blake Lively's fart, so it's wonderful.
It smells like an erwick. Is that birberry? Is that Birdberry?
Is a scent?
Speaker 8 (21:20):
No, Burberry is a brand a person, right, anythink strawberry
or raspberry or blueberry maybe.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
One of those?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Yeah, not by think burberry has a perfume.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well, yeah, don't try to help him.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Don't try to help he's wrong. Yes, let's see. Kesh
has got a new song written by Diane Warren, who
is a legendary songwriter. Here is Kesh's new song. I'll
play a little clip for you. It's called Dear Me.
If you look up Diane Warren, she wrote so many
hit songs in the nineties and still continues to write
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hit songs. She's one of these genius songwriters, like that
guy from Max Martin who wrote all the backs boys
in sing songs. But he's not you know, he's not
young and attractive. No, so he's the songwriter instead. Now
Caine Brown talking about having a son after being a
girl dad for a while. Here's Caine Brown. I got
a boy.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
There's nothing that even can make you feel that way
other than just having a son, you know. And I
had two girls. It was like, Oh, I'm gonna protect
you and cherish you. And right now my son's six
months old and I'm just like you'd be a feast.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Let's talk about the Love is Blind cast being posted.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
So you can go to their Instagram if you're interested
in seeing who they all are, if you haven't creeped
already like Bailey and I have. It's just like Love
is Blind Netflix, I think is the Instagram handle, and
it shows all the cast members. It shows how old
they are, it shows what their career is. There's like
a quote from each of them. Bailey has friends of
friends who know people. You know people I do know
like two people personally, and then I know a few
(22:54):
other people through friends as well.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
The reason this matters is because this season is in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's why it's like such a big deal.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
So you should definitely check to see if you know
anybody or if you have mutual friends with any of them,
because you can check that when you go to their
Instagram profile, see who your mutual friends are and be like.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
What's the team?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
And then the show starts on Valentine's Day. Yes, Okay,
we're going to see a lot of local scenes of
them walk They're going to walk past the cherry in
the Spoon, They're gonna walk past the Stone Arch bridget.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
The filming was done, it was in Minneapolis, so most
of the filming was done in like the North Loop,
but I know they went to Uptown a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Lots of downtown scenery.
Speaker 10 (23:35):
But yeah, there was a whole Facebook group that I
think I'm still a part of that was like just
keeping an eye on all the film scenes that I
followed to see where they were. And I'm pretty sure
the weddings happened at Bavaria Downs in Chasca.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh really yeah, Bavaria Downs in Chaska.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think it's in Chasca.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Regardless, it's gonna be really great advertising for the city itself.
So that's why I'm sure they're trying to get all
the nicest, boogiest places that they can.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
As a backdrop.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
The Bachelor was on last night. Jenny loves The Bachelor
and a little spoiler alert, I don't want to get
you know, if you have DVRD it. Grant is giving
a rose and here comes spoiler alert the first rose ceremony.
Here's Grant.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Aside from being beautiful, I think that's your funny. They're smart,
you're intelligent, and I had a great time, so Alex
oh you except for Thros.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Absolutely upsetting them off. Think, oh my gosh, man, thoughts.
I love a couple of thoughts.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So far.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Grant smooched a lot of women on night one. Usually
there's only like one person who gets a kiss on
night one, and even that is kind of newer.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
In recent seasons. But he kissed a lot of girls.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
And also he was like very much like, I'm really
into already off the bat to so many people and
I'm not really liking that vibe from him because I
think he's giving a lot of false hope for these women.
Like it's night one and he's already like, yeah, I
can tell I'm like so into you.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You definitely like caught my eye and stuff.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
And it's kind of like, don't get all the like
you can't tell the girls yeah, the same thing, and
then they all think they're special.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like I didn't know who he was going to give
that first impression Rose too.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Because he kissed like seven girls and I thought he
had a connection with all of them.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I love that you're so into this. I mean, it
gives you something to do on a cold winter night.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, I just love it, is all right.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
I honestly, I just sat and worked out the whole show,
and then I'd be like, oh, in the middle of
my workout when something crazy with it, give me a
little tip here.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
This is something I do. I did it again last night.
I closed my rings on my apple wash all the
time because I'm either going to snap fitness, which, by
the way, you get in, you get your workout done,
you need some help from Elliot at the front desk. Ellie,
you can come by and show you how to do
this or this or this or whatever. Mike is there
to help you out. But you get in, you get
your workout done, you burn those calories, close those rings.
But in motion Stepper, this is not I don't get paid,
(25:51):
but I think I've sold thousands of these. If you
go on in Amazon and look up in motion Stepper,
they have several different models. And it's not what alose
thing your grandma puts by your couch where you sit
down and you move your feet. No, this is a
little bit more hardcore. Get your heart rate up and
instead of sitting on your fat, pimply butt while you're
watching the bachel Or not you. Your butt is not
that pimply nor fat. But you see what I'm saying,
(26:14):
You're actually working yourself instead of, you know, sitting there.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I really want that walking pad that Jenny got from Susan.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I'm laughing at you, simply, but he couldn't hold together.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It wasn't that. It looks as he said, your butt
is not pimply nor fat.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
God me talking about your.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Just generalizing.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
To you at home listening to this in your car, right, So.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Who is but is pimply and fat?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Who were you talking your Mom's.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Do Citney dirty like that. She's the one sent me
the pictures. Justin Timberlake tickets right now on k d
w B. Here we go with JT tickets.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
All you're gonna do, He's finish the lyric you call
me at sixty five one nine nine KWB. I will
give you the first part of a song that everybody
knows from justin Timberlake. If you're a big enough fan
you want to go to the show, you'll have no
trouble giving me the next lyric. Jenny, you're gonna play
a game of it right now, you're ready to go.
Here we go. Here's your first part in what do
(27:22):
You Got?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's so electric baby. When you turn me on, it.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Goes electric baby.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
When I'd give it to you, I get I'd give
it to you. You know what. It's close to.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That word wavy. That's fun. Electric wavy is what you said. Yeah,
it goes electric wavy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Really yeah, I got this fanis.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
In some.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It goes electric bavy. When I thought it was always baby,
electric baby.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It was electric wavy when I turn it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
On, right we got people on the phone to play
the game. Sixty five one nine eight nine KDWB. By
the way, Fallon and Cole will have more of these
later in the afternoon, so check them out and and
we'll have a bunch more like every day this week
at seven fifty and eight fifty here on kd WUB.
Katie is our first contested. Let's get Katie on the phone.
Good morning, Katie, Good morning. What are you up to
this morning, Katie Lou.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm on my way to work in Minneapolis.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you enjoy that ride or do you cringe and
cry the entire time and pray for quitting time?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's an hour drive for me, so I get out
before rush hour.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's oh, that's good. You know what, that's one of
the great things about working at five o'clock, six o'clock
in the morning. Ain't no rush hour. There's no rush hour.
So when that alarm goes off at four thirty, at
least we got that going for us. Katie. I'm gonna
play a Justin Timberlake song. You're a pretty big fan. Yes, Okay,
let me find is finish the lyric. Okay, there we go,
and here comes your song. You tell me what's next,
(28:44):
and here it comes. That would be good.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Can you play it?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I'll play it again. Sure, I want to give you
a good chance.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Again.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
But now I'll give it to you just so you can, like,
you know, here we go. Yeah, don't feel bad. I
didn't know it either. Ah, Katie, have a better day. Okay,
thank you, thank you. It's kind of like when you
leave the Blackshack table and you lost eighteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Molly. Good morning, Molly, good morning.
But what are you doing this morning, Molly.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm working and I'm in my car trying to win justice.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Let's do it good luck. Here we're going to play
the clip and then you give me the next lyric
in the song. Here we go the right like, nope, no,
try it again, try it again. Take a breath, take
a breath. Take you got this. I'm gonna give you
another chance.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Ah No, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I think it's the air thick and stink. The air
is thick. I think let's check.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Never.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Wow, I didn't realize these would be this difficult. Thought
I knew just in terms of like songs better than this.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Molly, have a better day, okay, LEVI, good morning, Levi,
Where are you calling from, Levi?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
I'm currently I think I'm man or something.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
God, let's hope not. That's a joke. That's a joke.
Here we go. I'm gonna give you the lyric. You
can give you the first part, and then you give
me the next part. Here we go. Uh, I know,
(30:51):
I don't know that's gonna be close enough. We're out
of time here. It is.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Vacancy.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
You know what has occurred to me is that the
music in Justin timberlake songs is way louder than his voice.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, because that's why I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
The thing is, I don't hear I never hear his words.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
It's like the melody to it.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Well, you're a victim, you're a victim. You've been victimized
by the music industry. I think it's only fair that
we give you the tickets, Levi, so you can go
to the show. Okay, good, let's do it. He wins
hates me right now. Hold on, Levi, Katie and Marl
we'll be right back. We got coming up in a
couple of seconds on the show. Have you ever walked
(31:41):
in on someone cheating on you because if we made
a joke the other day, I said, I'm going home early.
I don't feel good. I better call Susan and tell
her to send her boyfriend home so I don't walk
in on him. And then we started thinking, has anybody
ever walked in? All the stories that you will hear
coming up next on Kate
They're cheating, but yes, to make sure if the Dave
Bryan showed one of the roses on one at.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
One point three, Katie w b.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So I'm on the phone with Becca and I'm going
to tell you right now. Becca is a card. I
was talking to Becca about how she lost her job
at Claire's Boutique. Remember Claire's Boutique before they sold the
ear rings and that used to be Alice's favorite store.
Is that where you got your earspears? So Becca relate
to fall and why you got fired at Claire's Boutique.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Well, okay, it's you know, when you're piercing ears, sometimes
things go wrong. And I had a little girl.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
In the chair and she was being really good, and.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I thought she was going to be calm, but she
had a little freaked out right as I went to
pierce her ear and like jerked her head and it
was gone. Was we basically I ripped her ear low
And it wasn't my fault, but they had to do
something because the little girl, I'm not funny, but she
had to give.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Her head. But yeah, so they had, you know, they
basically had to make an example out of me, even
though like even management was.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Like, I mean, it wasn't your fault, Like she like
violently jerked as I was, So, I mean, I don't know,
but yeah, anyway, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Let me tell you. When my sisters got their ears pierced,
they did it out in the garage secretly with an
ice cube and a needle. Got so you don't need
noose fans sman see Clear's boutique and a gun. You
need an ice cube and you need a needle. And
that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
I'm not taking advice from you and the Rusty Sisters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, all right, Becca, thanks for being on War of
the Roses. What's going on with your boyfriend Chris that
makes you think something's going on with his ex girlfriend Mollie?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So basically I have been catching Mollie sending him text
messages that feel inappropriate to me.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And you know, when I asked him about it, he
is responded based.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Were like, well, she's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
When I'm like, why is she texting you? Well, she's crazy,
but like that is kind of what guys say, Well
that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It is every crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh yeah, when back when I was single, I used
to get like I think probably like one girl would
call the house and my girlfriend Kathy would be like,
why is she calling the house? Oh, she's crazy. I
told her to stop calling, but she's crazy. She won't
she won't listen. And it was because she called because
she didn't know Kathy was there. And I would have
totally taken the call if Kathy wasn't there. But he's
(02:31):
telling you, yeah, I told her to stop. She's crazy,
But you're wondering.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Would normally would just be like, Okay, he's definitely cheating
on me with her. But here's the kind of the
thing that's put in a little thorn. She is actually crazy,
Like I've heard stories about her, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What kind of stories did you hear about crazy Molly?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, So apparently when.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Molly and Chris were dating, she like she.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Snuck into his house through the doggy door and took
his fish and put it down the garbage disposal. And
we know that she did this because she videoed herself
doing it and sent it to this.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Oh God, I don't think they were in a fight
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You would ever talk to anybody that did that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's you know, Okay, Well they must have been. So
this is while they were dating, so it wasn't when
they broke up, so apparently they came back from this.
So she I'm trying to picture Molly wriggling through a doggy.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Door, necessary very small eat out.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And then finds his fish. Was it like a goldfish
or was it like like a I mean not that
you don't anything about fish, but like an like a
prize fish, like an oscar, something that's a little bit bigger.
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, I mean I wasn't given any details of being
a special fish play and.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
As your pet. She killed his pet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
It is crazy, like I cannot like no anger from
me whatever result in me killing someone's pet, even if
it's like a fish, or you might have.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Less attachment to a fish. Stell weird.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well that's awful, that poor fish kidding. Wow, Okay, so
you know that you eat it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
If you're gonna kill it, then it's not wasteful.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
There's that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So he says she's crazy. You know that she kind
of is crazy. Let me ask you. Here's the evidence.
When she texts things like miss you, love you, miss you,
what I want to see you when you see it
on his phone? Has he texted back or is it
just one long string or does he delete him one
at a time so you don't see what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, I mean when I looked at it, it looks
like he's not responding to it. But he certainly could
delete his messages in between.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know what I mean. I haven't looking at his funnel,
but I only see it when it pops up on
her like when she sends something, so he wouldn't have
had a chance to respond to it, so he could
easily be erasing his replies.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, so what does your gut tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Readam enough to know if it's to be able to
tell if it's like a conversation with pieces missing. You know,
I'm just being stuff like miss you so much, can't
step thinking about you, oh.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
And a dream about You're like okay, So have you
ever been tempted to text Molly and say, hey, this
is Becca, leave leave Chris alone?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, I mean if I would, maybe if Kristen, like,
you know, he knows I saw it, because I've already
talked to him about it, so like he's not gonna
let me get near his phone.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh yeah, okay, Now here's what's going to happen. We're
going to make a phone call to Chris here in
a second, and follow will poses somebody from the bank
and say, hey, we're doing a survey about your customer
satisfaction and if you take this, we'll send you flowers
to whoever you want. Guys always bite this, especially around
like this time of the year Valentine's Day. They're looking
for a freebee.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And so we can say, who do you want us
to send the flowers to, and if he says Molly,
then that is a bad sign. We'll do that in
a second. So as you're listening to this, maybe you're thinking,
how crazy is Molly real? Maybe it reminds me of you.
Was something you did? The worst story that I ever heard,
And this is not even that bad. Really, I'm sure
(06:05):
there's worse. Years ago, somebody was mad at their boyfriend.
They took motor oil, you know, like motor oil and
the plastic jugs. They went into his house and poured
it all over his clothes and his last Yeah, motor
oil isn't glitterate thing now, So you go into your
boyfriend's apartment or your car or stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Like I felt like it was a recent news story
read where she glittered his apartment and I think he
was suing her or something because he like it was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wow. Okay, So what do you think is going to happen?
Is Molly really crazy? Is he exaggerating? Is that the
worst thing you've heard? The fish down the garbage disposal?
Or do you know something worse?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Call me at six five, one, nine eight nine KATWGB
or text or just sit back and passively listen to
the drama unfold on War of the Roses on KATIEWB.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Back to the War of the Roses on The Dave
Ryan Show on kd WB.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So what do you think think? Guys always say she's crazy,
but here in that story, you gotta wonder something going
on here? Anybody who would take the fish and throw
it into the garbage disposal after she had crawled in?
She say he crawled in through the doggy door, Right,
she crawled in through the doggy door, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And put the fish down a garbage disposal.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
What do you make of this whole thing? Anyway?
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Amanda?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Room to make the phone call in a second to
see who he sends? The roses to But what do
you think is going on? What do you got?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So I've personally been chee on and I think everyone
can be sketchy, but I think the fact that she
keeps texting him means that she must be getting an
answer back. So I think that there may be something
going on. He might be talking to her. But people
are crazy, and she could just be like pulling up
his phone. But there's something he could do about it,
Like he could easily block her number. Two.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
That's what everyone is texting Hello, You just block the number.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, I never think really didn't want to talk to her.
Here from her, and if she really is crazy, then
she would just block her number.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, Now, when this guy cheated on you, what did
you do? Did you put his stuff out by the
curb or what happened?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah? So we were neighbors in college and he cheated
on me, and we were the same major, so we
had every single class together. So I would see him
all the time and he wouldn't even talk to me,
and it was like, you know, like let's just be civil.
And I finally was like, come get your stuff. I'm
so sick of this. Like you're so I'm so over you.
And I was like, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna put
you stuff on the curb unless like you can talk
(08:30):
to me, and he wouldn't, And so I put all
of his stuff. He had a table and chairs, a couch,
a safe, some end tables, a bunch of like random
hockey stuff, and I put all at the end of
my driveway and he saw because he was my neighbor.
And people started coming and taking it up a little
bit better. But it was like, I'm trying to be
decent and I'm so over it now, like you kind
(08:52):
of deserve this in a sense.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, a man, thanks for your story. We're gonna make
a phone call right now after a couple of text
messages really quick.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
That's when they last. The day has come. Wore the
roses with my name and my husband's name. Oh god, no,
thankfully his ex's name isn't Kara whatever. I guess Molly
was the actual name. And then it says, uh, my
best friend's mom kee the other woman's name on his
classic sports car, Go Carrie Underwood moment for the win.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Also illegal.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Okay, let's make the phone call and find out who
he sends the roses to that, we're gonna talk to
Jonathan Fogel from Fogal Family Law, who might have a
story or two about some crazy stuff he's seen.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Okay, send a dozen long, supermantic roses out for you,
which is perfect timing with Valentine's Day right around the corner,
so now.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You can save a little money on roses. But we'll
get those out for you this week. Chris.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
It's just our way of saying thank you for taking
the time out of your day to help us with
our survey. We'll grab the address here in a second.
But can I get the first and last name of
who you'd like to send the roses to?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
I mean, real quick, I mean to give like my
social Security number or like my phone number or something
or information.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
What do you need?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
They're totally free. We'll just get the address of the
recipient from you. But trust me, get asked that all
the time because it does seem too.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Good to be true.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
All right, So you need a name.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yes, please, first and last name for who will be
sending these to.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, it's molly cool, and you can attach a card
to the flowers if you'd like.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
What would you like that to say.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
I mean, if it goes out around Valentine's Day, it's
just say happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay, Happy Valentine's Day to Mollie.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Not to your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, to me your girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What me, I'm your girlfriend. My name's not Mollie, my
name is Becca. Maybe you're familiar with me your girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Oh yeah, by the way, back to your girlfriend's here too,
in addition to me.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
And there's also a third person.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, there's a lot of people listening in right, So Chris,
just to bring up the speed. So Becca is on
the phone. She heard you send roses to crazy Molly,
your ex girlfriend who you said that she's only texting
you because she's crazy, But it turns out that you
must have some feelings for her. I'm sure she is,
(11:14):
but you're sending you roses that say happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
Yes, it's not even like it's just like a friendly
Happy Valentine's Day. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, don't be gross.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
No, come on, you don't send flowers to your ex
girlfriend who's.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Texting you that she's having dreams about you.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
It's not even a big view.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, friend who would.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Love to get flowers on that.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (11:40):
No, I'm not kidding you. It's just it was. It's
a nice thing to do. You send flowers to anybody
you want to Valentine, Yeah you.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Can, but you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Okay, send them to me first for Valance.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I'm going to give them. I'm gonna send them to you.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It's reminding you that I'm your girlfriend. This seems to
be like, you know what you want, your psychox, you
can have her. That would be just a match man
of you.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
It's not even lifetime. It's not even like that. You're
going crazy. Need to stop talking like this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yes, well you do like them crazy, don't Johney, Yeah
you do.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Okay, you can go.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
You're crazy ex girl.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh make her your current crazy ex girlfriend. Because this
one's done.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
We have one.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Thousand dollars ready to give to you to send you
on vacation. It's called the vacaatee. Can't go do that.
It gets you a thousand dollars, spent it on a vacation.
You can take it down to the casino. You can,
I don't know, by yourself some really cool camping here
for this summer and then go to the Superior hiking
trail and then do a little camping. If we have
ten sleeping bags, Coleman stove. All the things you're gonna
(12:48):
look like Goofy in the Goofy movie. You can call
overloaded with all your garbage on top of the car.
Things you don't need, can't kick along, that doesn't want
to come.
Speaker 11 (12:55):
I want to go see the power Line show Dad, right, milk,
that was really bad.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I didn't sound anything like Max either. So anyway, vakpayday
keyword is grand. Go do that. We'll be right back
with you. Can't make this stuff up. World War three
almost started the other day. Somebody mistook something for Russian
drones dropping devices, and it turns out it wasn't. It
was actually something kind of stupid. But we almost were
(13:24):
involved in World War three just the other day. I'll
tell you about it. Dude, justin Timberlake Tickets in about
another ten or fifteen minutes on Katie w B Yeah,
JT tickets. He's coming to the acts. We'll get you
in because we're Katie'll be. We've got stacks and stacks
(13:45):
of these things just laying around waiting for somebody to
claim them, So stay here fifteen minutes away on that one. Also,
thanks for watching on the live stream. We're on YouTube
every morning watching it. Just search YouTube, go to search
for Dave Ryan t Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Bubble Boys on YouTube says that they're in the car
going to school watching us, and then Aubrey says that
her daily routine is watching this every day.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Wow, thank you, Aubrey. We really appreciate that. It's kind
of fun to see like behind the scenes and what's
going on during the show. The world is bonkers, so
this would be a fitting way for it to end.
According to a report out of the UK, a mix
up involving British nuclear subs almost kicked off an international
incident with Russia the other day. The UK Navy was
scanning for sounds of enemy underwater activity and I thought
(14:32):
they heard Russian drone submarines. Oh oh, they heard the
same sound at least twice. So they're all freaking out
going launch the missile, launch the missiles. I mean, I
don't know that's a quote or anything, but you know,
let mean, you never know. They thought Russia was dropping
listening devices on the ocean floor to tract nuclear subs,
but then they found out it was whale farts. Yep,
whale fartsy?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Is that really what it says?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That is I'm not making this up. That's why it's
called you can't make this stuff up. They've been mistaken
for enemies before. But they're still looking at the data
and they're going, that is one gassy whale, nothing else.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
I'm just googled what does a whale part sound like?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I don't know. I got it.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
I'll probably have to play the audio, but I'm definitely
gonna look at it after.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's like a big bubble.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You're right, like, it couldn't really sound like much other
than that.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Whale is, you know, mainly blubber. So I'm thinking that's
that's a lot of flap action there. If they have
butt cheeks, have they got but the whale.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Does not have butt cheeks? What is this show? Well?
I don't know, you know, ever since Bailey got here,
it's just weird.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I don't know that. Do you know a whale doesn't
have butt cheeks?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume a whale does not have a
butt cheeks.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
One.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, no, okay, you've got me on that one. If
you're somebody who thinks Starbucks has lost its cozy, welcoming
coffeehouse vibe, and Starbucks says, you're right. Starbucks is making
some changes to turn back the clock and make the
experience cool and fun again and a little less corporate.
They're going back to handwriting customers on their cups with
sharpies and probably misspelling them on occasion, like in the
(16:04):
olden days. They're also bringing back the milk and sugar
stations which were removed during the height of the pandemic.
That was the messy little station where there was some
a hole that would drop their yellow Sweet and Low
packet on the counter, sprinkle sugar, spill the creamer all
over the place, leave a stir stick sitting there, spill colleague.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Of that nostalgic feeling.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Is there more to that last or that was everything?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, they said they want to have people hang out
in Starbucks again, so they're going to be more strict
about they were going to be more strict about booting
people who were not paying customers, And to go along
with that, they're going to use ceramic cups inside the
store again and offer everybody free refills on some of
for some four here orders. Previously that was just a
(16:48):
perky god if you were part of the loyalty program.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Man, it's Starbucks not doing well.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
I feel like they're making a lot of changes that
is not like beneficial to the employees that are going
to work there, Like it's going to be more work
having to write the name all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Now again, get busy, you know what, Kathleen, Get busy.
You're getting paid fifteen dollars an hour. Write my name
on your cup.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
No, I want my coffee fast versus my name written
on my cup.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
That's what I care about.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
And also I will agree though, if you walk into
a Starbucks, there's very few Starbucks that are like cozy,
comfy vibes of a coffee shop, you know, like there's
only one.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Charm of a medical waiting m Yeah right, you're not.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Star because Caribou does kind of have Yeah yeah, it
is a cabiny thing.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
But Starbucks it's like hard tables. There's no like cozy
little couches or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
At well, I think that that was their their bit
was they wanted you to get in and get out,
I think, But Cariboo always gave me the vibe they
got wooden tables with checkerboards on them. Yeah, that's inviting
to me. How many people raise your hand if you
were dumb like me and sat by the Cariboo fake
fireplace for years before you realize it doesn't generate any heat.
What No, it's a fake fireplace. Why did it take
(17:55):
you years to figure that out? I think somebody had
to tell me.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You just oh it is.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah. I mean you put at your feet up a
little bit and you like slide your chair a little
bit closer to the fake fireplace at Caribou And then
somebody said, you know, that's not a real fireplace. I'm like, yeah,
I know, it's not real, but it generates heat. They're like, no,
it doesn't generate any heat.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh no, Well, now I'm questioning the one Starbucks I
go to. I thought that their fireplace was real. I
swear there was.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
Heat coming off of it when I was by the
other day.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You know what, this is a real fireplace. Eating Prairie
Center in the food court, that thing is ginormous. You
could roast a mastadon on that thing. A mastadon on
that thing, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, go
to Eating Prairie Center, going the food court there's usually
a masta don on a stick with a caveman twirling
at the end.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
So I don't know what it looks like, but you say,
I make it weird. You're bringing a mask? Do Don's
get out of here? I wonder if you're the one
that yes and me, I don't even know what it is.
That's when you should give me a note button. No,
all right?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Five minutes away, ten minutes away from Justin timber Lake tickets.
What are we gonna do to play this game? Are
we doing sort of clever little game? Or what are
we doing?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
It's called finished the lyric? Okay, it's really difficult, just
made up? Actually, yeah, this new new game on the show.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
It's where we play a line of Justin Ttermerlake song
and then you're going to finish the next line of
it and you have to sing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Sometimes people call and they're like, I'm too and bringing
sexy back. No, I'm bringing sexy.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Back all right, Yeah, hang on for another ten minutes
or so, I know what, can I come in there
with you? So glad I'm in a different room. We'll
do that in ten minutes or so. On KATIEWB Dave's
Dirt coming up in a second. There's a bunch of
really interesting stories. Of course, Travis Kelsey. As we get
closer and closer to the super Bowl, there's gonna be
more about him. We got a story about him. Also,
a celebrity that is so disliked that that the chef
(19:44):
on one of the shows this celebrity worked on said
nobody liked her. She was impossible to work with. She
would fart in burp right there in front of everybody
and act as if we were privileged to be in
her presence of her farts. Who is this? I'll tell
you coming up now on Dave's Dirt after Gracie Abram's
on the Twin Cities number one hit music station on
(20:05):
Katie WB on the iHeart App.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Celebrities are just like us, just a lot better looking.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Dave start on Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
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two Injured, HEIMERL and Lammers. That's a law firm. If
you get injured, call themured.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I fell once so I could go.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
They probably rechecked your case. Yeah, I don't think that
they're going to take just like you slipping in your
living room.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Are you trying to fell.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Cedar Lake because I slipped and fell on Cedar Lake
and hit my head and hurt real bad.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Good idea, All right, fine, good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
It is the dirt on katwb Let's dive into basically
the Blake Lively story. This is the one where the chef.
The chef said, hey, I worked with her on Gossip Girl.
She was terrible. Horrendous was the word she used to
describe working with Blake Lively. And she said, you used
to fart and burp in front of everybody and then
just kind of expect you to like stand there and
(21:11):
be like, well, it's Blake Lively's fart, so it's wonderful.
It smells like an erwick. Is that birberry? Is that Birdberry?
Is a scent?
Speaker 8 (21:20):
No, Burberry is a brand a person, right, anythink strawberry
or raspberry or blueberry maybe.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
One of those?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Yeah, not by think burberry has a perfume.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Well, yeah, don't try to help him.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Don't try to help he's wrong. Yes, let's see. Kesh
has got a new song written by Diane Warren, who
is a legendary songwriter. Here is Kesh's new song. I'll
play a little clip for you. It's called Dear Me.
If you look up Diane Warren, she wrote so many
hit songs in the nineties and still continues to write
(21:54):
hit songs. She's one of these genius songwriters, like that
guy from Max Martin who wrote all the backs boys
in sing songs. But he's not you know, he's not
young and attractive. No, so he's the songwriter instead. Now
Caine Brown talking about having a son after being a
girl dad for a while. Here's Caine Brown. I got
a boy.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
There's nothing that even can make you feel that way
other than just having a son, you know. And I
had two girls. It was like, Oh, I'm gonna protect
you and cherish you. And right now my son's six
months old and I'm just like you'd be a feast.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Let's talk about the Love is Blind cast being posted.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
So you can go to their Instagram if you're interested
in seeing who they all are, if you haven't creeped
already like Bailey and I have. It's just like Love
is Blind Netflix, I think is the Instagram handle, and
it shows all the cast members. It shows how old
they are, it shows what their career is. There's like
a quote from each of them. Bailey has friends of
friends who know people. You know people I do know
like two people personally, and then I know a few
(22:54):
other people through friends as well.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
The reason this matters is because this season is in Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's why it's like such a big deal.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
So you should definitely check to see if you know
anybody or if you have mutual friends with any of them,
because you can check that when you go to their
Instagram profile, see who your mutual friends are and be like.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
What's the team?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
And then the show starts on Valentine's Day. Yes, Okay,
we're going to see a lot of local scenes of
them walk They're going to walk past the cherry in
the Spoon, They're gonna walk past the Stone Arch bridget.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
The filming was done, it was in Minneapolis, so most
of the filming was done in like the North Loop,
but I know they went to Uptown a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Lots of downtown scenery.
Speaker 10 (23:35):
But yeah, there was a whole Facebook group that I
think I'm still a part of that was like just
keeping an eye on all the film scenes that I
followed to see where they were. And I'm pretty sure
the weddings happened at Bavaria Downs in Chasca.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh really yeah, Bavaria Downs in Chaska.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think it's in Chasca.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Regardless, it's gonna be really great advertising for the city itself.
So that's why I'm sure they're trying to get all
the nicest, boogiest places that they can.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
As a backdrop.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
The Bachelor was on last night. Jenny loves The Bachelor
and a little spoiler alert, I don't want to get
you know, if you have DVRD it. Grant is giving
a rose and here comes spoiler alert the first rose ceremony.
Here's Grant.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Aside from being beautiful, I think that's your funny. They're smart,
you're intelligent, and I had a great time, so Alex
oh you except for Thros.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Absolutely upsetting them off. Think, oh my gosh, man, thoughts.
I love a couple of thoughts.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So far.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
Grant smooched a lot of women on night one. Usually
there's only like one person who gets a kiss on
night one, and even that is kind of newer.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
In recent seasons. But he kissed a lot of girls.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
And also he was like very much like, I'm really
into already off the bat to so many people and
I'm not really liking that vibe from him because I
think he's giving a lot of false hope for these women.
Like it's night one and he's already like, yeah, I
can tell I'm like so into you.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You definitely like caught my eye and stuff.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
And it's kind of like, don't get all the like
you can't tell the girls yeah, the same thing, and
then they all think they're special.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like I didn't know who he was going to give
that first impression Rose too.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Because he kissed like seven girls and I thought he
had a connection with all of them.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I love that you're so into this. I mean, it
gives you something to do on a cold winter night.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, I just love it, is all right.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
I honestly, I just sat and worked out the whole show,
and then I'd be like, oh, in the middle of
my workout when something crazy with it, give me a
little tip here.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
This is something I do. I did it again last night.
I closed my rings on my apple wash all the
time because I'm either going to snap fitness, which, by
the way, you get in, you get your workout done,
you need some help from Elliot at the front desk. Ellie,
you can come by and show you how to do
this or this or this or whatever. Mike is there
to help you out. But you get in, you get
your workout done, you burn those calories, close those rings.
But in motion Stepper, this is not I don't get paid,
(25:51):
but I think I've sold thousands of these. If you
go on in Amazon and look up in motion Stepper,
they have several different models. And it's not what alose
thing your grandma puts by your couch where you sit
down and you move your feet. No, this is a
little bit more hardcore. Get your heart rate up and
instead of sitting on your fat, pimply butt while you're
watching the bachel Or not you. Your butt is not
that pimply nor fat. But you see what I'm saying,
(26:14):
You're actually working yourself instead of, you know, sitting there.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I really want that walking pad that Jenny got from Susan.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I'm laughing at you, simply, but he couldn't hold together.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It wasn't that. It looks as he said, your butt
is not pimply nor fat.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
God me talking about your.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Just generalizing.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
To you at home listening to this in your car, right, So.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Who is but is pimply and fat?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Who were you talking your Mom's.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Do Citney dirty like that. She's the one sent me
the pictures. Justin Timberlake tickets right now on k d
w B. Here we go with JT tickets.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
All you're gonna do, He's finish the lyric you call
me at sixty five one nine nine KWB. I will
give you the first part of a song that everybody
knows from justin Timberlake. If you're a big enough fan
you want to go to the show, you'll have no
trouble giving me the next lyric. Jenny, you're gonna play
a game of it right now, you're ready to go.
Here we go. Here's your first part in what do
(27:22):
You Got?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's so electric baby. When you turn me on, it.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Goes electric baby.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
When I'd give it to you, I get I'd give
it to you. You know what. It's close to.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That word wavy. That's fun. Electric wavy is what you said. Yeah,
it goes electric wavy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Really yeah, I got this fanis.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
In some.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
It goes electric bavy. When I thought it was always baby,
electric baby.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It was electric wavy when I turn it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
On, right we got people on the phone to play
the game. Sixty five one nine eight nine KDWB. By
the way, Fallon and Cole will have more of these
later in the afternoon, so check them out and and
we'll have a bunch more like every day this week
at seven fifty and eight fifty here on kd WUB.
Katie is our first contested. Let's get Katie on the phone.
Good morning, Katie, Good morning. What are you up to
this morning, Katie Lou.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm on my way to work in Minneapolis.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you enjoy that ride or do you cringe and
cry the entire time and pray for quitting time?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's an hour drive for me, so I get out
before rush hour.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's oh, that's good. You know what, that's one of
the great things about working at five o'clock, six o'clock
in the morning. Ain't no rush hour. There's no rush hour.
So when that alarm goes off at four thirty, at
least we got that going for us. Katie. I'm gonna
play a Justin Timberlake song. You're a pretty big fan. Yes, Okay,
let me find is finish the lyric. Okay, there we go,
and here comes your song. You tell me what's next,
(28:44):
and here it comes. That would be good.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Can you play it?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I'll play it again. Sure, I want to give you
a good chance.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Again.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
But now I'll give it to you just so you can, like,
you know, here we go. Yeah, don't feel bad. I
didn't know it either. Ah, Katie, have a better day. Okay,
thank you, thank you. It's kind of like when you
leave the Blackshack table and you lost eighteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Molly. Good morning, Molly, good morning.
But what are you doing this morning, Molly.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm working and I'm in my car trying to win justice.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Let's do it good luck. Here we're going to play
the clip and then you give me the next lyric
in the song. Here we go the right like, nope, no,
try it again, try it again. Take a breath, take
a breath. Take you got this. I'm gonna give you
another chance.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Ah No, I know.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I think it's the air thick and stink. The air
is thick. I think let's check.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Never.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Wow, I didn't realize these would be this difficult. Thought
I knew just in terms of like songs better than this.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Molly, have a better day, okay, LEVI, good morning, Levi,
Where are you calling from, Levi?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
I'm currently I think I'm man or something.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
God, let's hope not. That's a joke. That's a joke.
Here we go. I'm gonna give you the lyric. You
can give you the first part, and then you give
me the next part. Here we go. Uh, I know,
(30:51):
I don't know that's gonna be close enough. We're out
of time here. It is.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Vacancy.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:07):
You know what has occurred to me is that the
music in Justin timberlake songs is way louder than his voice.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, because that's why I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
The thing is, I don't hear I never hear his words.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
It's like the melody to it.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Well, you're a victim, you're a victim. You've been victimized
by the music industry. I think it's only fair that
we give you the tickets, Levi, so you can go
to the show. Okay, good, let's do it. He wins
hates me right now. Hold on, Levi, Katie and Marl
we'll be right back. We got coming up in a
couple of seconds on the show. Have you ever walked
(31:41):
in on someone cheating on you because if we made
a joke the other day, I said, I'm going home early.
I don't feel good. I better call Susan and tell
her to send her boyfriend home so I don't walk
in on him. And then we started thinking, has anybody
ever walked in? All the stories that you will hear
coming up next on Kate
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