April 15, 2025 • 20 mins
Jenny has some unhinged marriage hacks, Dave wants to buy something frivolous, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On one point three kt.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
WB, and we were never more than thirty minutes away
from your next key word. For Kendrick hen Sissa, the
next key word honestly is like six minutes away. So
don't leave, because you know what happens if you leave,
You forget to come back.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Stay here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Probably by about the end of the Daily Bailey, we'll
have another keyword to win those tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's up, Mailee Jane?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Today I want to talk about tiny joys that you
find that brighten your day. And this was brought on
because every so often during a commercial break, when I
run to the bathroom, I'll go into a stall and
the seat is up, which means it has been recently
cleaned and no one has sat in it yet. And
I find that to be a tiny joy to sit
on a brand new, fresh cleaned toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now that's interesting because in a men's room that would
not mean that at all.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
No, yeah, because it would mean you just peed in
those stall. Yeah right again, yeah, but like.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do you've My thing is is that, yes, the toilet
was cleaned, but you're not the top part where you're
putting your behind on wasn't clean.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean, it might have been because what if they
cleaned that whole thing and then raised it to like
clean the inside something exactly. So I find it to
be a tiny joy when the toilet seed is up.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Meaning it's just been cleaned.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Tiny joy. And so then I looked up some other
tiny joys. I found a big long Reddit thread of
other tiny joys that brighten your day.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And I'll give you some.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And I want you to think about a tiny joy
that you have, and uh, that's you, Dave Jenny Vaughn.
But then also you can text in at five three,
nine to one and tell me a tiny joy you have.
All right, here's some that Reddit said. Working in fast
food at the dry through window and seeing the little
doggies that people bring in their cars a tiny joy.
Finally getting that little piece of food out that's been
(01:45):
stuck in your teeth for hours, think the Lord.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A cold drink of water when working outside a tiny joy.
The chocolate bit at the end of a drumstick. I
like that, Okay, delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Making a doctor's appointment and not stuttering too badly so
hanging up the phone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And being like I did it. Wow, I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Watching my old dog sleep comfortably because old dogs don't
usually sleep all that comfortably because they're so old. Okay,
asking for extra pickles and getting a separate cup full
of pickles when you ask.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For like, you know, extra, Like if you get a
ruben sandwich and you're like, can I get some extra
thousand dry island on the side, and they bring you
a tub of Yes, not just a little tiny bit.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing
I have another three hours of sleep until my alarm
goes off, yes, which is absolutely lovely.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I love that. Hearing a train in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Things that bring you joy.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
A tiny joy, my bird saying hello, little Bertie and
kissing me. I don't have that because I don't have
a little Birdie, but this person loved it. What are
some tiny joys that you have in your.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Life, David.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Getting to a traffic light and it's green. I mean,
if you're cruising down Highway seven, it's traffic light after
traffic light, but getting to one and it's green, it's like,
who are.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
You come up on it and you see it turn green.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You get to a green arrow and it's like, oh,
look at the green arrow. Or when you're trying to
pull out of your you know your your bob, I
don't know your development where your house is. Yeah, and
you have to pull into a busy road and it
takes forever to get across because there's so much traffic.
But there's immediately an opening. Whoa, it's great love that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Do you have any tiny joys?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Probably specifically when I get the little popcorn kernel things
stuck out of my teeth. That thing is, it's not
a kernel, it's the little piece. It's the worst because
you can never get it out unless you have a toothpick.
But when I sit here and focus doing it with
my tongue and I get it out.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Amen, Oh nice, nice A tiny joy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I would say that getting a spot in the Costco
parking lot in Saint Louis Park, which is an absolute
zoo that isn't five miles away. That is the moment
you know you've won, even if you don't get great deals,
i'd Osco, You've won because you got a spot close
to the entrance.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, you got a deal on a spot there at Costco.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Say also, when you're filling your gas tank and it
goes right to forty five dollars or whatever round amount.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It stops, it's like, well, how did it happen?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We have some text messages that have little tiny joys
that they'd like to share the last chip in the
chip bag and loving the crumbles afterwards.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This one is tilting that back in your mouth, likes
extra salty.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, this one says tm I, but a clean wipe
after number two.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Love that for you. It is a tiny joy, David.
You can't do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Tiny joy is finding an eight hour parking spot close
to my office, not just a four hour one blocks away.
That's nice when you're parking you by the hour, making
when they make your drink.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Perfectly at the coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yes, I mean joy.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It is kind of hit and miss. I saw a
funny meme. I just got this little while ago, listener
send it to me, speaking of coffee. It said something like,
to make star our Bucks at home, simply pour hot
water over cigarette ashes. I love that because it's funny,
because that's about what it tastes like.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
But not even true.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Someone else has one that says hot beverage that's just
hot enough to feel the warmth go down and spread
after you swallow.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That sounds likely not too not too hot.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, this one says in the morning, I send the
elevator back down to the main floor just to make
someone happy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Ah, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So these are tiny joys that maybe you can look
in your life and think what has brought me to
it today and try to seek those out a little
bit more daily.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Really, folks.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, hearing your favorite song on the radio, Yeah, that's
a really good one, and you're like, turn it off
for when you're walking through cub and they play something
that's like, whoa, I remember that song.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I know this song exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I haven't thought of Jason Morass exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, here's your keyword for a different artist named
Kendrick Lamar. We're gonna get you into the show. All
I get to do is use that talk back feed.
Sure on the iHeartRadio app. I demonstrated it here on
the radio. Even an idiot like me can figure it out.
You're on KDWB on the iHeartRadio app. Set us as
a preset just to make it a little bit easier
to access. Then you get us boom right away without searching,
(06:13):
and then up on the top there's a red and
white microphone button. Tap that, it'll say, Okay, record your
message in three two one, and all you got to
do is say the keyword is stars. That's all you
gotta do. Say the keyword is stars. And if you
want to say something else, I don't care. As long
as you say the keyword is stars. And then you're
(06:35):
qualified and you're set and you're good to go. We
had a winter just a earlier, a little while ago.
Candy Lane was our big winner. And God was Candy
Lane exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, So keep listening, use that keyword and go
on the talkback feature. Stars is the keyword good luck
from KDWB Luther Kendrick Sissa. It's a coincidence that we're
playing that song. Yeah, because they're going to be here
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this Saturday night. Oh I'm gonna guess they're probably going
to go to dinner. Probably where would they go to dinner?
I mean somewhere nice, Like uh huh, it's not nice.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
There's a place.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I say that because there's a place by US Bank Stadium,
somewhere nice Mannies.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
But you're in the boar.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, now you're thinking really nice. I was thinking like
Chili's or somewhere like that.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I went to let Burger on Sunday and Le Burger
is place. It's a new like hot burger joint. It's
over fiftieth in France area, kind.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Of the one I was in was in uh Linden Hills.
Oh okay, just kidding.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, it was lovely, but it's around all of those
other fancy like Rosalia, which I've always wanted to go to.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
But it's like a date place and I ain't going
on anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wherever you're going.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean, just look for Kendrick and Siss because out
of dinner, if you're lying at Jimmy John's and you're
looking at your elbow, your friend and go, is that
is that Kendrick and Sissa right in front of us?
That would be pretty cool. Okay, anyway, tickets for you
coming up in just a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
On kd wub. I got one thousand dollars for you.
Guess what this is so cool?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We played this game yesterday at this exact same time
and we had a winner at this exact same time.
I don't know their name or anything, but they actually won.
Do we have audio of this winner? This person that
won fine size. Yeah, but they won yesterday. Listening to
this show, because we're talking about the goofy things that
you want to get with your money, I sort of
want to get myself one of them hoggin'dass Nestley ice
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cream cases, like when you walk into holiday station stores,
a sliding glass top inside, or everything from the nutty
Buddies to the frozen twigs bars, the drumsticks, all.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That fun Bob popsicle.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I get all that stuff. I want to get it.
I want to bring it into the radio station for
one thousand dollars. What are you gonna buy, Jenny with
your one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, summers right around the corner, and we all know
I have like probably some of the most disgusting feet
that were to ever walk the earth. So I'm gonna
get some really bougie at home pedicure set it so
then I'm just constantly making sure all that dry skin
and all that it's just like off there, and then
get them paid.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want to be something kind of just fruit not frugal,
just like you know, just impulsive and stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, I'd like to pay for probably like a semester
or two of clown College.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'd like to say, this is the stupidest thing you've
ever seen.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That would be really fun clown college.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I don't know what he likes clowns anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I love clowns. Somebody has to, so I'm going to
do for the.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Rest of us.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Okay, I probably pay for a massage a day, and
they're each like our massage with the full like deep tissue,
the acupuncture and slap my ass a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I okay, what do you want to spend your money
on it? Here's your keyword that you have. This one
is not a voice thing. It's a text thing, right, No,
it's it's a website thing. KDWBT dot com. Enter the
keyword whin. We had a winter yesterday at exactly this time.
So let's do it again. Let's do two days in
a row. When is the keyword w I in on
(09:55):
KTWBT on com, A box will pop up. You do
not have to search for it. It'll pop up and
that keyword win and then answer your phone in the
next hour. So because we're gonna call you and let
you know that you want and you can buy a
hoggin'dots Nestley ice cream case for your office. We'll be
right back. What do we do when we come back, Jenny?
Anything good?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I mean I'm going to tell you something on Reddit
that I found that I thought was very interesting. It's
things that women are doing as kind of like marriage
hacks to get their husband to do things that they
want them to do.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh, all right, we'll do it next on one on
one point three, katiewb and remember you're never more than
thirty minutes away from Kendrick and Sissa.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I found a threat today of women sharing their unhinged
Marrick marriage hacks. Some are very diabolical, some are inspirational.
So let's get to this one. I tell him made
up stories about things my friend's husbands did, and finish
with I'm so glad you don't do that, But they're
actually all things that he does do. He corrects himself
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after she says that's funny. This woman says, I occasionally
buy gift cards, so every time he doesn't want to
go out to eat, I say, oh, we have a
gift card from Christmas.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
And it works every time because.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
She buys gift cards and he doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
He doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh that's funny, that's good diabolic.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
When he asks me to find something he quote can't
find but it's in plain sight, I charge him a book.
I now have four shelves of books because of that.
I jokingly say things like, the dishes need doing, and
you need doing. I only have energy for one of
these things. He does those dishes really quick.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I like this one a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I will out loud, just go boom when he's not
being nice, helpful or acting right. Heckle, heckle from the
couch boo. This was something that my great grandma would
flip over their home Sweet Home sign when they were
fighting over something.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Is our unhinged marriage hacks from him?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
In?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
This person says, I make his lunches and dinner, and
sometimes if I'm mad, I'll purposely make it a little
off and tell him I made it with anger instead
of love.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Put an extra salt.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You're like, I don't know why it smells or it
tastes like that because I put extra anger in it.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah. This person said, when he stops pulling his weight.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
In house shores, I stop cleaning or preparing all his things,
including his laundry, meals and dishes because I'm a mom.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But not his mom, and people want to get married.
It's like, wow, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, well, I mean these are the little hacks.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I mean a lot of these men are self correcting
after a little manipulation.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, so just a little manipulation.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
This woman said that I'm introverted, but my husband is
a talker. So early on I instituted quiet time, which
I can evoke at any time, and he has to comply.
We literally go about our day together just silently. And
it's been eight years of bliss.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I love that, if you, because I'm a little bit
more quiet around the house. But I dated somebody once
who was like they could not stop talking. And I
remember one time we were coming home from dinner and
I said, you just need to stop talking for a minute,
just please stop talking, because I couldn't take it anymore. Yeah,
and it hurt her feelings. Yeah, but she then understood that, Hey,
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there's a you do get to be too much.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Sometimes there's a limit. There is a limit how much
it's okay to be quiet sometime.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, unhinged Mary attacks, I'll end with this one when
we are planning to make a big purchase. I first
show him the most expensive thing and let him marinate.
Then show him the one I really want, which is
cheaper but not the cheapest, and it works every time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
That is a good one.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I'm smart. These are good. I like them. All right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We'll be back with Dave's dirt coming up next on
KTWB window.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is Dave's dirt on kt WB.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It just is funny how people are just so mocking
this blue what is blue horizon, blue Origin whatever? Yeah,
a space flight yesterday, and I really thought that people
would be celebrating, like all these women going up to
space and things like that, but people are just mocking
the Bejesus out of this, saying, what's the purpose of this.
(14:04):
I think it didn't do them a lot of good
that they had a couple of people that they're kind
of like a double edged sword, Gail King and Katy Perry.
Instead of loaded up with like scientists and physicists and
you know, astronomers and things like that, they put the
girl who sang E T yeah, and California Girls and
Oprah's best pal.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And the there's one woman I can't remember her name,
but I think she's literally just Jeff bezos fiance.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah, and so even that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm like, well, okay, did you get just go up
because you're Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, of course, I mean why not.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I mean if I had a rocket ship company and
like Susan wanted to go up, I'd be like, get
on board, climb on board. What I wonder is did
they sit in a circle around like a coffee table.
Is it kind of like the tea cups at Disney
or you're sitting you know what, a minute and you
got a little handle in the middle and you're all.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Like, woo woo woo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Wood. That is that what it looks like inside the capsule?
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I thought like Chris Cross applesau style and like on
the car Bit in elementary school. Yeah, that's what I'm imagining.
Until you get in a space and there's no gravity.
Then you start floating around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Start floating around. Yeah, well, maybe they've bell throw you
to the floor or something.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I did see them floating around. I saw a video
of them floating. They did. I was gonna say I
saw that as well. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I feel like it has to be usually when you
go up.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
In a rocket ship. Aren't you aimed up towards the sky? Yeah,
like so you can see it coming.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
So you're kind of like your back is like you're
watching your back to the ground. You're looking up at
the sky, and then you probably can on like take
your belt, seatbelt off, seatbelt.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think so, because I think it.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Every belt sign has turned off to now roam the cabin.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Put your trade table down, your iPad out, I don't know, okay,
in other dirt, and let's see what we got here. Uh,
this is an unidentified object crashing into an auto shop. Now,
I'm not sure how I unidentified it is. Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's why I looked up.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I saw the giant hole up there in the ceiling,
a sizeable dent in a thick steel gauge box. And
so that's when I went to my cameras and I
found all the vide and realized what had actually happened.
You know, it's with the giant flash outside and then
the impact in here. You eventually see like a giant
fireball come through the ceiling and then everything comes flying
down the roof with it.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Did anybody find out what it was? I don't think so.
No just an unidentified object.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I haven't heard anything from my family because they live
in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Guess what right I.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Thought you were going to say, because it happened to
their house.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Guess what celebrity has been spreading around the STDs? But
guess yeah, well, you already know that usher has herpes.
You already know this.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
One herpees, though, Yeah, my cat has herpes.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well not don't make out with Bailey's cat.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Apparently it's really common in cats.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Cat comes over the bottle of lambruscos try to seduce me,
and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
He's always protection.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Backstreet Boys mener Nick Carter has been sued for the
fourth time for sexual assault dating back twenty years and
infecting a team with several sexually transmitted diseases. The lawsuit
coincides with a two part documentary on Paramount Plus that
starts tonight called The Carter's Hurts to Love You. Laura
Penley claims that Nick refused to wear a condom and
(17:20):
swore that he was clean of STD. She reportedly told
him no, but Nick would not take no for an answer,
and she had never had unprotected sex. The lawsuit alleged
that Nick infected her with chlamydia and gonorrhea. Laura Penley
underwent surgical treatment for cervical cancer because of the HPV infection.
His attorney says, No, Penley openly said the results caused
(17:43):
emotional distress, and the story goes on and on. Anyway,
the show sounds kind of interesting. The Carter family just
seemed like a gross overall family that raised very attractive,
moderately talented, marketable kids.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Nick Carter, Aaron Carter.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I got nothing against to, you know, like any of
them really, but it just seems like it's kind of
like Britney's family. Britney comes from a trash family, and
I think a lot of the time celebrities come from
trash families because they want to use their kids as
their meal ticket to get to be successful. You know
what I mean. Right, So in other words, mom and
(18:20):
dad don't have a whole lot going on, so they'll
use their attractive little kid to go down to the
modeling show or the modeling.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
You know, day's got a lot of talent.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And then they use that daughter or kid as a
meal ticket. No, that's depressing, but I guess the story
is Gene Hackman, Remember he died a month or so ago.
His property was a breeding ground for rodents. The estate
had been infested with dead rodents and nests. They found
rodent feces in three garages, two casidas, three sheds, along
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with a live road and a dead one of nests.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
So I feel like everything we hear about him and
the story just gets like actually grows, not like like
oh that's the but just like died alone a couple
of days now road ins is just sad.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And if you're not old enough to remember Gene Hackman,
he was like a huge figure back in the sixties, seventies,
eighties and even into the nineties. Yeah, he was a
huge like leading man in a bunch of different shows.
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Yeah Today. What do we talk about in the Minnesota
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Dan talked about show Parents.
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Show Parents, Dance Moms, weird.
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Kids, writing into a newspaper, very excited.
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I tell a story about the one letter that I
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On one point three kt.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
WB, and we were never more than thirty minutes away
from your next key word. For Kendrick hen Sissa, the
next key word honestly is like six minutes away. So
don't leave, because you know what happens if you leave,
You forget to come back.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Stay here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Probably by about the end of the Daily Bailey, we'll
have another keyword to win those tickets.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What's up, Mailee Jane?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Today I want to talk about tiny joys that you
find that brighten your day. And this was brought on
because every so often during a commercial break, when I
run to the bathroom, I'll go into a stall and
the seat is up, which means it has been recently
cleaned and no one has sat in it yet. And
I find that to be a tiny joy to sit
on a brand new, fresh cleaned toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now that's interesting because in a men's room that would
not mean that at all.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
No, yeah, because it would mean you just peed in
those stall. Yeah right again, yeah, but like.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do you've My thing is is that, yes, the toilet
was cleaned, but you're not the top part where you're
putting your behind on wasn't clean.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I mean, it might have been because what if they
cleaned that whole thing and then raised it to like
clean the inside something exactly. So I find it to
be a tiny joy when the toilet seed is up.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Meaning it's just been cleaned.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Tiny joy. And so then I looked up some other
tiny joys. I found a big long Reddit thread of
other tiny joys that brighten your day.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And I'll give you some.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And I want you to think about a tiny joy
that you have, and uh, that's you, Dave Jenny Vaughn.
But then also you can text in at five three,
nine to one and tell me a tiny joy you have.
All right, here's some that Reddit said. Working in fast
food at the dry through window and seeing the little
doggies that people bring in their cars a tiny joy.
Finally getting that little piece of food out that's been
(01:45):
stuck in your teeth for hours, think the Lord.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A cold drink of water when working outside a tiny joy.
The chocolate bit at the end of a drumstick. I
like that, Okay, delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Making a doctor's appointment and not stuttering too badly so
hanging up the phone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And being like I did it. Wow, I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Watching my old dog sleep comfortably because old dogs don't
usually sleep all that comfortably because they're so old. Okay,
asking for extra pickles and getting a separate cup full
of pickles when you ask.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
For like, you know, extra, Like if you get a
ruben sandwich and you're like, can I get some extra
thousand dry island on the side, and they bring you
a tub of Yes, not just a little tiny bit.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing
I have another three hours of sleep until my alarm
goes off, yes, which is absolutely lovely.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I love that. Hearing a train in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Things that bring you joy.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
A tiny joy, my bird saying hello, little Bertie and
kissing me. I don't have that because I don't have
a little Birdie, but this person loved it. What are
some tiny joys that you have in your.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Life, David.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Getting to a traffic light and it's green. I mean,
if you're cruising down Highway seven, it's traffic light after
traffic light, but getting to one and it's green, it's like,
who are.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
You come up on it and you see it turn green.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You get to a green arrow and it's like, oh,
look at the green arrow. Or when you're trying to
pull out of your you know your your bob, I
don't know your development where your house is. Yeah, and
you have to pull into a busy road and it
takes forever to get across because there's so much traffic.
But there's immediately an opening. Whoa, it's great love that.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Do you have any tiny joys?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Probably specifically when I get the little popcorn kernel things
stuck out of my teeth. That thing is, it's not
a kernel, it's the little piece. It's the worst because
you can never get it out unless you have a toothpick.
But when I sit here and focus doing it with
my tongue and I get it out.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Amen, Oh nice, nice A tiny joy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I would say that getting a spot in the Costco
parking lot in Saint Louis Park, which is an absolute
zoo that isn't five miles away. That is the moment
you know you've won, even if you don't get great deals,
i'd Osco, You've won because you got a spot close
to the entrance.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, you got a deal on a spot there at Costco.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Say also, when you're filling your gas tank and it
goes right to forty five dollars or whatever round amount.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It stops, it's like, well, how did it happen?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We have some text messages that have little tiny joys
that they'd like to share the last chip in the
chip bag and loving the crumbles afterwards.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This one is tilting that back in your mouth, likes
extra salty.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, this one says tm I, but a clean wipe
after number two.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Love that for you. It is a tiny joy, David.
You can't do with them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Tiny joy is finding an eight hour parking spot close
to my office, not just a four hour one blocks away.
That's nice when you're parking you by the hour, making
when they make your drink.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Perfectly at the coffee shop.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yes, I mean joy.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It is kind of hit and miss. I saw a
funny meme. I just got this little while ago, listener
send it to me, speaking of coffee. It said something like,
to make star our Bucks at home, simply pour hot
water over cigarette ashes. I love that because it's funny,
because that's about what it tastes like.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
But not even true.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Someone else has one that says hot beverage that's just
hot enough to feel the warmth go down and spread
after you swallow.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That sounds likely not too not too hot.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, this one says in the morning, I send the
elevator back down to the main floor just to make
someone happy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Ah, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So these are tiny joys that maybe you can look
in your life and think what has brought me to
it today and try to seek those out a little
bit more daily.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Really, folks.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, hearing your favorite song on the radio, Yeah, that's
a really good one, and you're like, turn it off
for when you're walking through cub and they play something
that's like, whoa, I remember that song.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I know this song exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I haven't thought of Jason Morass exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, here's your keyword for a different artist named
Kendrick Lamar. We're gonna get you into the show. All
I get to do is use that talk back feed.
Sure on the iHeartRadio app. I demonstrated it here on
the radio. Even an idiot like me can figure it out.
You're on KDWB on the iHeartRadio app. Set us as
a preset just to make it a little bit easier
to access. Then you get us boom right away without searching,
(06:13):
and then up on the top there's a red and
white microphone button. Tap that, it'll say, Okay, record your
message in three two one, and all you got to
do is say the keyword is stars. That's all you
gotta do. Say the keyword is stars. And if you
want to say something else, I don't care. As long
as you say the keyword is stars. And then you're
(06:35):
qualified and you're set and you're good to go. We
had a winter just a earlier, a little while ago.
Candy Lane was our big winner. And God was Candy
Lane exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, So keep listening, use that keyword and go
on the talkback feature. Stars is the keyword good luck
from KDWB Luther Kendrick Sissa. It's a coincidence that we're
playing that song. Yeah, because they're going to be here
(07:07):
this Saturday night. Oh I'm gonna guess they're probably going
to go to dinner. Probably where would they go to dinner?
I mean somewhere nice, Like uh huh, it's not nice.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
There's a place.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I say that because there's a place by US Bank Stadium,
somewhere nice Mannies.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
But you're in the boar.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, now you're thinking really nice. I was thinking like
Chili's or somewhere like that.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I went to let Burger on Sunday and Le Burger
is place. It's a new like hot burger joint. It's
over fiftieth in France area, kind.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Of the one I was in was in uh Linden Hills.
Oh okay, just kidding.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, it was lovely, but it's around all of those
other fancy like Rosalia, which I've always wanted to go to.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
But it's like a date place and I ain't going
on anywhere.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wherever you're going.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean, just look for Kendrick and Siss because out
of dinner, if you're lying at Jimmy John's and you're
looking at your elbow, your friend and go, is that
is that Kendrick and Sissa right in front of us?
That would be pretty cool. Okay, anyway, tickets for you
coming up in just a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
On kd wub. I got one thousand dollars for you.
Guess what this is so cool?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We played this game yesterday at this exact same time
and we had a winner at this exact same time.
I don't know their name or anything, but they actually won.
Do we have audio of this winner? This person that
won fine size. Yeah, but they won yesterday. Listening to
this show, because we're talking about the goofy things that
you want to get with your money, I sort of
want to get myself one of them hoggin'dass Nestley ice
(08:28):
cream cases, like when you walk into holiday station stores,
a sliding glass top inside, or everything from the nutty
Buddies to the frozen twigs bars, the drumsticks, all.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
That fun Bob popsicle.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I get all that stuff. I want to get it.
I want to bring it into the radio station for
one thousand dollars. What are you gonna buy, Jenny with
your one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, summers right around the corner, and we all know
I have like probably some of the most disgusting feet
that were to ever walk the earth. So I'm gonna
get some really bougie at home pedicure set it so
then I'm just constantly making sure all that dry skin
and all that it's just like off there, and then
get them paid.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want to be something kind of just fruit not frugal,
just like you know, just impulsive and stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, I'd like to pay for probably like a semester
or two of clown College.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'd like to say, this is the stupidest thing you've
ever seen.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That would be really fun clown college.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I don't know what he likes clowns anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I do.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I love clowns. Somebody has to, so I'm going to
do for the.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Rest of us.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Okay, I probably pay for a massage a day, and
they're each like our massage with the full like deep tissue,
the acupuncture and slap my ass a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I okay, what do you want to spend your money
on it? Here's your keyword that you have. This one
is not a voice thing. It's a text thing, right, No,
it's it's a website thing. KDWBT dot com. Enter the
keyword whin. We had a winter yesterday at exactly this time.
So let's do it again. Let's do two days in
a row. When is the keyword w I in on
(09:55):
KTWBT on com, A box will pop up. You do
not have to search for it. It'll pop up and
that keyword win and then answer your phone in the
next hour. So because we're gonna call you and let
you know that you want and you can buy a
hoggin'dots Nestley ice cream case for your office. We'll be
right back. What do we do when we come back, Jenny?
Anything good?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I mean I'm going to tell you something on Reddit
that I found that I thought was very interesting. It's
things that women are doing as kind of like marriage
hacks to get their husband to do things that they
want them to do.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh, all right, we'll do it next on one on
one point three, katiewb and remember you're never more than
thirty minutes away from Kendrick and Sissa.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I found a threat today of women sharing their unhinged
Marrick marriage hacks. Some are very diabolical, some are inspirational.
So let's get to this one. I tell him made
up stories about things my friend's husbands did, and finish
with I'm so glad you don't do that, But they're
actually all things that he does do. He corrects himself
(10:56):
after she says that's funny. This woman says, I occasionally
buy gift cards, so every time he doesn't want to
go out to eat, I say, oh, we have a
gift card from Christmas.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
And it works every time because.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
She buys gift cards and he doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
He doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh that's funny, that's good diabolic.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
When he asks me to find something he quote can't
find but it's in plain sight, I charge him a book.
I now have four shelves of books because of that.
I jokingly say things like, the dishes need doing, and
you need doing. I only have energy for one of
these things. He does those dishes really quick.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I like this one a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I will out loud, just go boom when he's not
being nice, helpful or acting right. Heckle, heckle from the
couch boo. This was something that my great grandma would
flip over their home Sweet Home sign when they were
fighting over something.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Is our unhinged marriage hacks from him?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
In?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
This person says, I make his lunches and dinner, and
sometimes if I'm mad, I'll purposely make it a little
off and tell him I made it with anger instead
of love.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Put an extra salt.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You're like, I don't know why it smells or it
tastes like that because I put extra anger in it.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah. This person said, when he stops pulling his weight.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
In house shores, I stop cleaning or preparing all his things,
including his laundry, meals and dishes because I'm a mom.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But not his mom, and people want to get married.
It's like, wow, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, well, I mean these are the little hacks.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I mean a lot of these men are self correcting
after a little manipulation.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, so just a little manipulation.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
This woman said that I'm introverted, but my husband is
a talker. So early on I instituted quiet time, which
I can evoke at any time, and he has to comply.
We literally go about our day together just silently. And
it's been eight years of bliss.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I love that, if you, because I'm a little bit
more quiet around the house. But I dated somebody once
who was like they could not stop talking. And I
remember one time we were coming home from dinner and
I said, you just need to stop talking for a minute,
just please stop talking, because I couldn't take it anymore. Yeah,
and it hurt her feelings. Yeah, but she then understood that, Hey,
(13:13):
there's a you do get to be too much.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Sometimes there's a limit. There is a limit how much
it's okay to be quiet sometime.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, unhinged Mary attacks, I'll end with this one when
we are planning to make a big purchase. I first
show him the most expensive thing and let him marinate.
Then show him the one I really want, which is
cheaper but not the cheapest, and it works every time.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
That is a good one.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I'm smart. These are good. I like them. All right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We'll be back with Dave's dirt coming up next on
KTWB window.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is Dave's dirt on kt WB.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It just is funny how people are just so mocking
this blue what is blue horizon, blue Origin whatever? Yeah,
a space flight yesterday, and I really thought that people
would be celebrating, like all these women going up to
space and things like that, but people are just mocking
the Bejesus out of this, saying, what's the purpose of this.
(14:04):
I think it didn't do them a lot of good
that they had a couple of people that they're kind
of like a double edged sword, Gail King and Katy Perry.
Instead of loaded up with like scientists and physicists and
you know, astronomers and things like that, they put the
girl who sang E T yeah, and California Girls and
Oprah's best pal.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And the there's one woman I can't remember her name,
but I think she's literally just Jeff bezos fiance.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah, and so even that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'm like, well, okay, did you get just go up
because you're Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, of course, I mean why not.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I mean if I had a rocket ship company and
like Susan wanted to go up, I'd be like, get
on board, climb on board. What I wonder is did
they sit in a circle around like a coffee table.
Is it kind of like the tea cups at Disney
or you're sitting you know what, a minute and you
got a little handle in the middle and you're all.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Like, woo woo woo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Wood. That is that what it looks like inside the capsule?
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I thought like Chris Cross applesau style and like on
the car Bit in elementary school. Yeah, that's what I'm imagining.
Until you get in a space and there's no gravity.
Then you start floating around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Start floating around. Yeah, well, maybe they've bell throw you
to the floor or something.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I did see them floating around. I saw a video
of them floating. They did. I was gonna say I
saw that as well. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I feel like it has to be usually when you
go up.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
In a rocket ship. Aren't you aimed up towards the sky? Yeah,
like so you can see it coming.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
So you're kind of like your back is like you're
watching your back to the ground. You're looking up at
the sky, and then you probably can on like take
your belt, seatbelt off, seatbelt.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I think so, because I think it.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Every belt sign has turned off to now roam the cabin.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Put your trade table down, your iPad out, I don't know, okay,
in other dirt, and let's see what we got here. Uh,
this is an unidentified object crashing into an auto shop. Now,
I'm not sure how I unidentified it is. Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's why I looked up.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I saw the giant hole up there in the ceiling,
a sizeable dent in a thick steel gauge box. And
so that's when I went to my cameras and I
found all the vide and realized what had actually happened.
You know, it's with the giant flash outside and then
the impact in here. You eventually see like a giant
fireball come through the ceiling and then everything comes flying
down the roof with it.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Did anybody find out what it was? I don't think so.
No just an unidentified object.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I haven't heard anything from my family because they live
in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Guess what right I.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Thought you were going to say, because it happened to
their house.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Guess what celebrity has been spreading around the STDs? But
guess yeah, well, you already know that usher has herpes.
You already know this.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
One herpees, though, Yeah, my cat has herpes.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well not don't make out with Bailey's cat.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Apparently it's really common in cats.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Cat comes over the bottle of lambruscos try to seduce me,
and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
He's always protection.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Backstreet Boys mener Nick Carter has been sued for the
fourth time for sexual assault dating back twenty years and
infecting a team with several sexually transmitted diseases. The lawsuit
coincides with a two part documentary on Paramount Plus that
starts tonight called The Carter's Hurts to Love You. Laura
Penley claims that Nick refused to wear a condom and
(17:20):
swore that he was clean of STD. She reportedly told
him no, but Nick would not take no for an answer,
and she had never had unprotected sex. The lawsuit alleged
that Nick infected her with chlamydia and gonorrhea. Laura Penley
underwent surgical treatment for cervical cancer because of the HPV infection.
His attorney says, No, Penley openly said the results caused
(17:43):
emotional distress, and the story goes on and on. Anyway,
the show sounds kind of interesting. The Carter family just
seemed like a gross overall family that raised very attractive,
moderately talented, marketable kids.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Nick Carter, Aaron Carter.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I got nothing against to, you know, like any of
them really, but it just seems like it's kind of
like Britney's family. Britney comes from a trash family, and
I think a lot of the time celebrities come from
trash families because they want to use their kids as
their meal ticket to get to be successful. You know
what I mean. Right, So in other words, mom and
(18:20):
dad don't have a whole lot going on, so they'll
use their attractive little kid to go down to the
modeling show or the modeling.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
You know, day's got a lot of talent.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And then they use that daughter or kid as a
meal ticket. No, that's depressing, but I guess the story
is Gene Hackman, Remember he died a month or so ago.
His property was a breeding ground for rodents. The estate
had been infested with dead rodents and nests. They found
rodent feces in three garages, two casidas, three sheds, along
(18:50):
with a live road and a dead one of nests.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
So I feel like everything we hear about him and
the story just gets like actually grows, not like like
oh that's the but just like died alone a couple
of days now road ins is just sad.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And if you're not old enough to remember Gene Hackman,
he was like a huge figure back in the sixties, seventies,
eighties and even into the nineties. Yeah, he was a
huge like leading man in a bunch of different shows.
So that is a dirt brought to you by sixty
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If you missed any of the show, go back on
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really powerful group therapy today about a woman whose partner
died suddenly one week ago today and she was lost
and she didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, and so we ended up talking to a grief counselor.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
With super informing. Yeah, informative.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
It was very informative, and it might not be something
that I hope you don't have to use that information,
but if you do, go back and listen to that,
it's very powerful and very helpful. That was about in
the seven o'clock seven forty five hour this morning. And
then we played a game called named That Tune that
we had a whole lot of fun with. That was
pretty cool, so fun. Go back and check that out.
Anything you missed on the iHeartRadio app, it's there. Just
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search for Dave Ryan Show. And also the Minnesota Goodbye
Yeah Today. What do we talk about in the Minnesota
Goodbye We talked about.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Dan talked about show Parents.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Show Parents, Dance Moms, weird.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Kids, writing into a newspaper, very excited.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I tell a story about the one letter that I
wrote to the Star Tribune a long time ago in
the mid nineties. I wrote into the Star Tribune and
they published it, and then I talk about how it
was a really stupid letter that I wrote. But if
you want to hear about that letter, go listen to
the Minnesota Goodbye.
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