9am Hour - Kardashian Booty

Jenny tells us about life choices we question, Bailey plans to crash a concert, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One on one point three k d w B. Good morning,
It's the day Ryan in the Morning Show with Denny,
Bailey and Vants today. So I had recently been talking
about how I had gone up to Mount Bohemia and
that's a snowboarding ski resort in the up in Michigan.
And when I was like hanging out in their little
spy afterwards, I felt like I was so old, like

(00:21):
I was the old girl at the club or oh sure,
because I mean a lot of people that go there,
they're like, you know, young kids are like twenty one
in college whatever. But I just felt like so old,
just like kind of looking at what I look like
versus these twenty one year old lever. And then Bailey
and I both saw the same article that said that

(00:41):
there are three ages where like your body just like
everything about you really physiologically changes more like more drastically
than in a linear state. And those three ages are
thirty four, sixty, and seventy eight. Yeah, and Bailey and
I are both thirty four. So I I feel like
I've started, I just like recently started to sort of

(01:03):
get in my head more where I like look at
pictures of myself now. So just like two years ago,
and I was like, oh, oh, why do I feel
like I've aged so much? You know, And so we
looked up this article that really gives us like some
scientific backing why that happens.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
And there's definitely like a lot of science y terms
in it, so it went over our heads a little bit.
But what it essentially says is that there are around
thirteen hundred proteins in the blood that suddenly change, but
up until thirty four they're relatively stable and consistent, and
then at like around thirty four, there's a big change,
and then between thirty four and sixty it's relatively consistent again,

(01:42):
and then another big change, et.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So apparently, like scientists can predict your age usually within
a few years, just by looking at your blood because
of these proteins that are within it, which as bonkers
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I didn't know that. I don't know things about science.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
So if you're a doctor, maybe if we want to
weigh in text us at five three ninety two one.
But I definitely feel you there, Jenny, where like maybe
not even seeing pictures of myself a couple of years ago,
because your girl has been using the Paris filter on
Instagram stories since the dawn of time.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Nope, so it does.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
So I'll look back at like, oh, remember this from
five years ago, and I'd be like, oh my god,
I look so good.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
No, it's the Paris filter, girly pop.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
But I will see like pictures of me from you know,
like seven years ago, and I'll.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Be like, gosh, what makeup was I using? Because I
looked amazing. Oh No, I was just younger.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's why I look so nice, right, But I mean
for me, like for my I'm trying to think of
someone who's older, so like sixty, I mean my mom,
who's probably listening, Hi, mam.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Aroana, love you.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I thought she did look much older once she hit
like over sixty, not like much older, but she just
I don't know. She went from looking like my mom
when she was my mom in high school to looking
like my mom how she looks now, and it's kind
of very different, right.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I do think that there's there's definitely a point when
you have parents that start to reach those ages where
you're kind of like, wait a second, my mom looks
old and like and you mean that in the nicest way,
but it's this weird thing shock. Can you imagine your
mom as you were five years old, looking the same
and then all of a sudden you look and you're like, oh, oh,
she doesn't look like that anymore. And I think it's

(03:18):
something that has really like snapped me into place to
realize that, like, you know, parents get older and you
should spend more time with them and all those things
because they won't be around forever. But yes, I definitely
kind of feel like I noticed that with my parents
as well as they hit probably around sixty, Like it says,
so thirty four, sixty and seventy eight, those are ages

(03:39):
where like something to do with protein and science and whatever,
but basically your body just changes pretty drastically instead of
just in this consistent linear state. So that's why you
might at those three ages start to notice looking much older.
I look like, right like you wake up one morning
and you're like, whoa looking back in the mirror at me?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yes, I mean sometimes I bet I bet you feel
the same way, Jenny. But like you know, on a
day where you're not going anywhere, it's like a weekend,
and you're just cleaning and everything, so you're not wearing makeup,
you didn't wash your hair or whatever, and then you're
like scrubbing the tub and you look up and you
see yourself in the in the mirror and you're like, yeah,
it's very much that, except.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's all the time. You noticed it with both of
your parents, Jenny, I Yeah, I would say yeah, honestly,
probably more with my mom. It's hard with my mom though,
because she works outside for her job. She has a
landscaping company, and that, you know, just being outside ages
you a lot. Yeah. One doesn't wear her damn sun

(04:43):
screen there, Mom, put your son screen on. I'm just
asking because I don't know, like, is it the same
with guys too, Like do you feel like guys would
age is as much as it seems like women do
at this dage?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Because it's the I mean, the scientific article thinking that
we were reading, it's just anybody scientific scientific art.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Like, yeah, we're not going to dive into more of
this because it just gets too into like blood borne
proteins and all of this crazy stuff. Yeah, That's why
I'm just inquiring. Yeah, No, I think it really is
just about how the body produces certain things or lack thereof,
and it hits harder at those ages which then results
in you physically looking very different in an older way

(05:23):
at those ages. Yeah, I'm overd chilling. I got take time,
Yeah you got, you got plenty of time. So you
start looking like an old bag like me and Bailey.
I do start. I do, like sometimes have like back
pain or like feet, like leg pain. Yeah. So I
don't know if like physically I'm changing like physical like
looking at me, but I think slowly but surely I'm
starting to age up and even in terms of how
I feel. Start doing some stretches. If you're having those

(05:46):
kind of pains, take some vitamins.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I bet you don't take a dang vitamin in your
daily intake.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I used to take zinc when COVID was going on.
Everybody swore that zinc was going to solve everything. Yeah,
you need some like magnesium and your legs hurt either.
You don't take vitings too. I used to take so
many things, and then I just kind of.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, my vitamins, like it's candy baby's I should.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You also know you're getting old and your doctor starts
telling you you need to like start taking out the vitamins.
That's the moment where you're like, what do you mean
my body's just not this is I've told the story
on the radio before, but I'll never forget when Steve
came up to me and I was like talking about
like feeling old or something, and he was like, well,

(06:28):
how old are you? And I was like, well twenty seven?
He goes, yeah, I mean you're just dying from now,
Like you grew up until this point and now your
body's just dying. And I was like, see, that's like
the worst way to look at life. Like you grow
up until a certain point. I know, your brain still
develops up till like twenty five or something like that. Yeah,
And so I just was like, wow, that is not

(06:49):
a point. I mean, I mean it is your body
just starts. It does start to die technically, but like
you know, we we try to stay healthy, get protein
and our veggies in and our greens, and then we
go on walks and go to the gym. Yeah. But anyway, Stephen,
how old is Steve old? He's well, I don't know

(07:13):
that is he older than me? Oh? My yeah, significantly older,
I guess is what I should have said. Yeah, I'm
gonna call him, yell him, I'm gonna call him.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Fine, I'm gonna yes, he's probably in his forty late forty.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Like I can't tell, just because he's bald, like people
bald so early. And my dad, Okay, here's a quick
story about my dad.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
My dad bald was balding as a senior in high
school and they had to like paint hair over top
of a senior photo.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm gonna come in there because he has to. Oh,
we're on the radio. We're on the radio. Yes, Hi, Hi, Okay,
that's that's your allotment of the B words. Okay, So,
Avon just said something super offensive to me, and it
involves you because I was saying, how one time you
told me when I'm when I turned twenty seven that
basically I'm just dying from now on, like my body's

(08:02):
just dying. Yeah, it's like I knew you when you
had potential. Yeah, yeah, you don't know me when I
have potential, not anymore. So Vaughan proceeds to ask this question.
I asked you were older than Jenny. I asked if
you were older than Jenny. He asked, if no, you were, Like,
aren't you guys, are you guys the same age? Or
Steve older than you we're about the same age. We're
not like, we're not like a year apart, but we're

(08:24):
like similar ages. What im That's what I thought. She
looked at me like I asked her how much you
weighed like or Steve. There's a solid decade between us.
We are not similar ages. That's not true at all, Jenny,
you are such you were such a liar liar. Oh
my god, what is he like thirty thirty six and
thirty four?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, because I've attended Steve's fortieth birthday party, so I
know that Steve is a I'm pretty sure you're ten
years older than me. I'm not even I am so
much younger than you you think you are. You act
like you're younger than me.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
You are not.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Anyways. I mean, you had your best years of coming gone,
but hey, they have. What should I do with the
rest of my life now that my best years have
come and gone? What do you think I should do?
Keep getting that as? You know me so well, I'm
going to start that only fan soon. It's called Jenny.
Just keep shaking that ass, ye, that search. Jenny, just

(09:22):
keeps shaking That many years left were within two years
of each other. I believe it is. Yeah, you know,
we're done with this conversation. I love you, you little bit. Okay, bye, Okay.
Steve and I call each other the B word all
the time. I promise that's not offensive to each other.
That's that's our thing. But anyways, we might have brought

(09:42):
the room down a little bit for anyone who's on
and all celebrating a thirty fourth birthday, like this person
who says, I'm weeks away from my thirty fourth birthday.
Not sure I needed this today Jenny's been on Reddit,
sure have, And today I would like to talk about
choice that you see people making with their lives that
you would never may Oh, okay, it's gonna be good.

(10:05):
And if you have one, please tax us in. And
if Bailly and Vaughn, if you can see one or
think of one, and you let me know. So first off,
I'm guilty of this posting every aspect of their lives
on social media. I shouldn't say every aspect, but I
post quite a bit of what I do on social media. Yeah,
some people say they would never do that, to each
their own way, Yeah, to each their own I get it.
Staying with a partner that you hate I know so

(10:28):
many people who married people they just kind of kept
dating but couldn't really like stand a lot. I don't
know why you'd legally attach yourself to a person you
genuinely disliked out of convenience or routine because it's convenient, right, Yeah.
I think that in relationships, you get very used to
just like having someone around, and there's such a fear

(10:49):
of like not having someone, even if the person you
do have around isn't that great. Yeah, it's just like
this fhear of like what do I do?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Then those are like those chronic daters where like they're
never single, or if they are, it's for like a
week until they find somebody else, and you're like, God,
can't you just be alone?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah? Be alone for a while. I feel like being
single is where I've like learned the most in my life,
and I don't know, I feel like it developed me
into the person that I am today. So get to
know yourself. I am all for being single when you
want to be single. Yeah, okay, Next up, these are
things that people are making choices within their lives that

(11:25):
you would never make. Littering. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I don't who makes that choice to litter.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I just pop say, clearly people do there's litter everywhere?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, yeah, I feel like it's but it's is it
a choice or is it just them being dumb and
just like throwing things on the ground, or they're going
to be like I am going to actively throw this
on the ground because threw the ground I liter lightly.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like I'll spit out gum on the floor maybe, or
like but yeah, what my mom used to throw her
gum out the car window. I just want to turn
your mic off because this is not going to turn
into monsters, the podcast to turn into something very light.
But I'm not like when we do our highway clean
up sometimes I'm seeing like whole pampers. Yeah, like an
empty beer bottle. You ain't gonna catch me doing that. No,
I don't litter at all. There's no chance I'm not

(12:07):
grouning my gum on the ground like nothing. Okay. Also
speaking of throwing things on their ground, people who throw
paper towels on the ground in the bathroom, I don't
think anyone does that on purpose. I think they're just
like pulling them out and then they fall on the ground. Yeah,
I always pick mine up. It happens. I picked them all.
Most people don't.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I pick everything up, and I also I go one
step further. And when the the paper towels are like
all the way to the top in the garbage can,
I put my hand on top of my own and
I push all of them down.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Fail like you're getting so many diseases.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But it's my paper towel is on my own hand,
and then I rested on top of the rest and
then push down.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do you know how much space there is? Would you
in those trash cans? Would you do that at like
the state Fair where there's just like a bunch of
population and gross germs, and yeah, well not in like.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
A not in like one of the outdoor trash cans,
But if it's if it's like a bathroom trash can
just mostly paper towels, yeah, I'll push down the paper
towels to make room.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
And I'm doing the lord's work out here.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, you guys, it's really hard.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, Mark, what choices that you see people making with
their lives that you would never make. The other one
is a thousand dollars a month perpetual lease on a vehicle.
I don't need the latest and greatest vehicle to keep
up with the neighbors. And I am so on board
with that. I run my cars into the ground, and
of course with my luck, the first car I ever got,
I did lease it and then I bought it out.

(13:32):
Last payment, the last payment I had. That same month,
I totaled my car. No, I wasn't in a bad accident,
just hit black ice and smashed into like a park car.
But I totaled it, and I was like, are you
cra It was the last week, ten more years and
I just paid you off. You've sun them up, So yeah,

(13:52):
I'm all for that. I'm all for paying your car off.
That is one thing I will never understand is needing
like a new car every few years. I don't need it.
And I know some people will argue that like leasing
is smarter because you know, you don't have to deal
with like mechanical things that might come up out of nowhere,
but yeah, I don't know their own their own all right.
Also taking their paycheck to the gas station and spending

(14:15):
hours trying to win big on scratch offs.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah no, wow, I've never once bought a scratch off
ticket or a lottery ticket, not once in my life.
But I always think, what if I won the lottery
with what ticket? Bailey, with what ticket? You just watch
the numbers anyway you don't like, it's gonna be me.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
The only time I've ever bought one was because we
were there was some huge power ball going on and
so we actually bought some to give away on the
radio station and I went to the cub around the
corner to get them. So I was like, I'll just
buy one for myself just in case, Like why not?
It's cool, And I think that's the only time I've
ever done in did you win? No, still not a

(14:53):
single dollar? Okay. Another one is having a child early
in life with an uncommitted pott nu ah. That does
not fall on Also on the kids side of things,
agreeing to have kids with their your partner despite not
wanting them yourself. All kids deserve parents, not all parents

(15:14):
deserve kids, And that's a prime example. It's the two
that's a good one. I like that. Well, that's how
I'm gonna wrap up for Jenny's been on reddits Jenny Day.
You'll welcome coming up. We're gonna cover Dave's dirt and
we do have some more Jonahmurray tickets. That all happen
in about ten minutes. But on Dave's Dirt, Dolly Parton

(15:34):
has something that she's bringing to the market that you
can buy, and Bailey and I looked up and we
actually were like, oh, we act like this, So I'll
tell you about that next cannot Dave's Dirt On Katie
w B. That's the new song from Edge Hearing that
we premiere on Friday. Azzi's them just jamming. Bailey was dancing.

(15:56):
It is really good. It's so catchy, and I just
love the behind the scenes of how music kind of
we know it's going to be a good song. If
we're already playing a brand new song in the morning show,
that means it's about to be a hit. Like this
is going to be on the Billboard charts. It's definite
gonna be top. So as soon as I saw this
coming up and we were playing it, and I was like, yes, sir,

(16:18):
I love that. Okay. I mentioned earlier that Dolly Parton's
coming out with a new product. Her new product is jeans,
and she's calling them Joline's I think you should dress
the way you feel good. You need to find out
who you are, and you need to do it on purpose,
and you need to do it with purpose. And when
you apply that to stone, you need to wear the clothes.

(16:40):
It's going to enhance your goodness, your friendliness, your personality,
and all the things that you think you stand for.
So I just say, be you, Julie, Julie, Julie, Jollie.
I'm a funny rescalator. And I got good geens too,
And so Bailey looked them up. Yeah, because we were

(17:03):
kind of like thinking they were going to be kind
of like gaudy and right, what did you equate them to?
Miss me jeans?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Those the sparkly butt jeans that were really popular in
like two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, but they're actually pretty cute.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
They're actually cute, but they are like one hundred and
seventy dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Because she's doing them with like Good American, which is
Chloe Kardashian's jean brand.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
And though someone did text in saying that apparently Good
American jeans I don't own any I know you do
any one pair, but they said that it's made of
like the material is like has give, so when you
eat it just expands with your gut.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
It does definitely sounds.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Delightful because I usually just unbutton my pants when that
happens to me.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I'll be honest. I bought these jeans a few years
ago when I was like a little bit skinnier, and
then it gained some weight, and so I feel like
I kind of put them to the back burner because
even though it has some give, they were just still
a little too too tight. Maybe I need to dig
those back out. But yes, Good American jeans. They're great quality,
but they're expensive. And I only bought one pair because
I was, like, I have a smaller waist than a
bigger behind, as we talk about quite often on the show,

(18:04):
and it's very hard for me to find jeans where
like the waist isn't like six inches off my back, yeah,
because like that's how big I need it for my butt,
But then it doesn't fit my waist. So people had
suggested Good American and yeah, they actually do fit me
pretty decently.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Because you got that Kardashian booty, yeah that might be it. VN.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm gonna ask you this because you're the one who
loves like late night talk shows and stuff like that.
Did you ever watch David Letterman's show My guest needs
no introduction. Oh yeah, he did that after he left
the Late Show, and it's like a netflick show. He'll
just do a one hour interview. Well, he has a
new season coming to Netflix and the first episode is
going to feature a conversation with the w NBA Rookie
of the Year, Caitlin Clark. Nice, that'd be good fun. Yeah,

(18:46):
it's just like a in depth dive like he's done
one with Miiley Cyrus jay Z. He did one with
like so many just fathes like not just you know,
regular late night talk show guests, like oh I have
a cookbook coming out. These are people that you know, right, Yeah, sweet, Well,
maybe I'll give that a try. I've never watched any
of his Netflix stuff. It's fun. Okay. So the paparazzi

(19:08):
did catch Sydney Sweeney and her ex fiance. They get
in lunch in La yesterday or the day before, and
there's been so many rumors because she just attended Glenn
Powell's sister's wedding, which I also think I found out
that the sister was part of the production of the
movie They did anyone but you, So that Sydney's like
so cool knows her right, and so she attended that,

(19:30):
and everyone's kind of like, yes, team Sydney and Glenn.
Now they're both single, they could be together. It would
be such a beautiful love story. However, it does say
that she was out with her ex fiance, but it
did not seem like the Cannid photos were her idea
because she was wearing like big sunglasses, baggy clothes, a
hoodie and stuff to not be recognized. But isn't that
kind of what like most just what they wear, right,

(19:50):
So I'm kind of like, I don't think that that
means anything. I think that means that she was just
trying to like not have a million people be like,
oh my god, Sydney siey heye girl, Okay, I got
a cover. My favorite story of the day, which is
the fact that Elson John and Madonna have had a
very long feud a couple decades long now, and it's
all goes Elton John's a little sassy girl all sometimes.

(20:11):
But they squashed the feud backstage at snl Over the weekend,
Elson said, forgive me, and the reason the feud started
was because of multiple things. Elson criticized Madonna's song Die
Another Day for being the worst James Bond tune ever.
He also compared Madonna to a fairground stripper, and he
complained at an award show that she won for Best

(20:32):
Live Act. He said, since when has lip syncing been live?
I think everyone who lip sings on stage should be shot,
thank you very much. So, yeah, if I was Madonna,
I probably would like Elson John either. Yeah, I'd be
a little bit like, Okay, see, I feel like he's just.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Being you know him, Yeah, He's just he's like, here's
something wild that I'm gonna say, shady rattlesnake sound effect boo.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I learned this today. Had no idea that there was
an original drummer before Ringo for the Beatles. But apparently
the original beat Beatles drummer, Pete Best is retiring and
here's some of his clips of him play. I mean,
I honestly didn't really a know that Pete Best existed.

(21:20):
I always thought the original the four Beatles that you
know of where the Ford Beatles has always been. But
I learned that today. Also not even sure that like
what was he doing? Like Paul McCartney has had a
solo career. Yeah, but what was Pete best doing like
backup drummer For some.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I think he was just like, you know what, I'm
not I'm not going to do this band. It's not
going anywhere. And then he learned a valuable lesson that day.
Right yeah, all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's time to get you in to see Jonah Moray.
He is coming to the Green Room in Uptown in
two Fridays, So we're gonna get you in sixty five
one nine A nine at Katie w B. We really
want an enthusiastic fan to go see him because we
love Jonah. We want the crowd to be hooped. And
the Green Rooner isn't very big, so chances of you

(22:07):
get in a selfie where he's like right behind you
are very high.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yes, or like getting a selfie and maybe you like
touch his hand. Yeah, I think I'm gonna try to
touch his hand because I do want to go. I
wrote it on my planner to manifest that I was
gonna go and I would like to touch his hand probably,
And then when he accidentally does touch my hand, I'm
gonna grab him and I'm gonna stare. Well, he'll probably
call well, I'm gonna we're gonna what is it, CrowdSurf.

(22:34):
We're gonna CrowdSurf. But I'm just gonna grab him and
then take him out of the place and then we
can go get ice cream.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hopefully his security is listening to this. Oh I can't
think of that is probably his mom. His mom, But
she's a strong lady. She's come into the radio station
a few times that she's actually a really sweet woman,
so I highly doubt she's gonna lie strong. Hey lady,
I want to see anybody listening that goes to the
sho Let me know. If you see a big old

(23:01):
poster with Bailey's face in black and white, it's like
a wanted like, don't let this girl in. So funny
you know how they have like at the grocery for sure,
Oh my god, that'd be funny. All right, we'll give
us the golsis five one nine eight nine, katiew B
and we'll get you a pair of tickets to go
see Jonah Murray. All right, come on up tomorrow on
the day run in the morning show. Our good buddy

(23:22):
Benjamin's gonna come in. He plays a really fun game
called Benjamin's Time Machine, where he gives us clues and
we have to try to guess what year those clues
happened in. And my favorite is when he goes back
to our old social medias like our Twitter, which I
don't use Twitter Twitter anymore, and I have no idea.
I started it because I had to because of a

(23:43):
college class. Yeah, and then once I got into radio,
social media is important, but I do not use it.
I have no idea what I used to tweet. But
he finds things in the archives that are so embarrassing.
So that's probably one of my favorite parts of that game.
But we'll play with Benjamin at seven twenty tomorrow and
then we'll be back with more Jonah Murray tickets. It's
going to be a nice, sunny, bright day out there.

(24:04):
I hope you enjoy the rest of your day, and
as always, thank you so much for listening.