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April 24, 2025 • 11 mins
Brandon came home with ring worm and has no clue how he got it. Then Kaitlyn found a thong in his gym bag and what it says on it has her questioning if he's cheating.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catching a cheater, one fake bouquet of roses at a time.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Four of the Roses starts right now on KTWB.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
First War of the Roses ever that involves ringworm. I've
never heard this happen before. Let's get started with Caitlin.
Start from the beginning, Caitlin and Brandon and ringworm, and
tell me what is going on.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, so about a month ago he got.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Ringworm and I asked him where.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Did you get ringworm? And did you get it from
another woman? And he said, I have no idea. He
thought maybe he got it from a bench at the gym.
So honestly, he really could have got it from.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Anywhere, and he is sticking to the idea that he
doesn't know because I think, couldn't you get it from
like a wrestling mat, like kids would get it in
school in gym at the wrestling mat, right.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
That's the stereotype. You can get it through like animals.
I think cats are like a big carrier of ringworm.
But also I got it once, I don't know, ten
years ago. I have no idea, no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It was present itself.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
It's literally a big circle and I got mine under
my chin, so it was this big red circle.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Your body.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
No, No, I think you're thinking of a different kind
of uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, So ringworm is not a worm that lives inside
your body. No, And they just.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Give you like an anti bacterial anti I don't know,
fungal thing, and then it goes away. But I did
not have any idea how I could have gotten it.
I was not on any wrestling mats, I was not
buying any cats. All of a sudden, it just showed
up one day and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Like, lies, lies, lies, You know, she was hooking up
with some god, was probably at the bus stop somewhere
and got Okay. So I don't want to make lighter
this because this is serious, I mean. But but then
it gets more serious because you he said I don't
know where he got ringworm, which is totally legit. But then, Caitlin,
what happens next?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
So the other day I was at his house and
I took a shower, and I didn't bring my deodorant.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So I was looking in his gym bag to borrow
his deodorant, and I found a pair of thong underwear
that said.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Did not see that coming. I did not.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I knew that you found thong underwear, but I didn't
they had a saying on them.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Uh huh. So now everybody's going to wonder what the
saying was on there?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, Jenny, can you drop up what we call a
rebus that when we'll put that up on what on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, we'll get it up there. Okay. When you said.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Thong underwear, the first thing I thought was, well, so
what he's got a pair of thong underwear that he wears.
Clearly these are women's thong underwear.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Absolutely, Well, I mean there's no denying I think it means. Okay,
so what do you say when you find the women's
thong underwear in his gym bag?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, I asked him about it, and you said he
can't explain it away that he said, he has no.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Idea how it goes up there?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Like, how do you not know where a thong comes from?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
The only thing that I could think of is if
his one of his buddies put that in there as
a joke, because I mean, you could that's a pretty
powerful joke. And then do you really go out and
buy a pair of thong underwhether that says that just
to prank your buddy?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, I mean I feel like that's underwear you can
only get personalized on like Amazon or something. I don't
think you can go to the store and buy something
that says something like that on it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'll bet you can. So now let's let's rewind this
a little bit. So if he's got that in there,
then you're thinking that somebody gave it to him, or
he bought it for somebody because they're obviously not for him,
or or a souvenir from somebody's house.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I have no idea, I mean, but it makes me
think that he might be cheating.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well yes, yeah, all right, So here's here's what we can, Caitlin.
We we can call and set the trap and say, okay,
you win roses. Who do you want to send roses to?
And believe it or not, there are still guys out
there that have not heard of War of the Roses.
But then again, we never know. Sometimes we record the
first part, we get ahold of the guy and he's like, oh,
I know who this is, Hi Jenny. So we'll see.

(04:18):
Does he listen to Katie WB I.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Don't think so. He doesn't listen to radio much in
the morning, he's working.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, all right, let's call him see who he sends
roses to and try to figure out where that thong
came from. Okay, okay, And now the dramatic conclusion of
War of the Roses well home one on one point.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Three kt w B.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
This is a messy War of the Roses because she
thought that, you know, he came home with ringworm. She's like,
how does you get ring worm? He's like, I don't know. Well,
Jenny had ringworm once. It doesn't necessarily mean that you
were rubbing up against somebody. It just means that you
got it. And sometimes you don't know. It's like, where'd
you get a cold? I don't don't know, no clue. Well,
then she's like she's joking about it, like, oh, are

(05:03):
you having lunch with the girl that gave your ringworm?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
She kind of blows it off. Then the other day
she's at his house and she's taken a shower. She's
looking for his deodor and she can't find it, so
she looks in his gym bag. In his gym bag
is a thong underwear, women's thongue underwear, and it had
a little saying embossed on it, and I can't say it,
but if you want to see what it says, go

(05:29):
to Dave Ryan Show Instagram story and then you're gonna
have to hold it down with your thumb, because you
know the trick. When you hold it down with your thumb,
you get a chance to look at it. Jenny drew
a ribus that tells you what the thong said. Not
a single person has been able to decipher the thong yet,
not a single person, because usually when they do, people
say I've deciphered the thong. So go to Dave Ryanshow

(05:50):
dot com or Dave Ryan Show on Instagram under the stories.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Have you looked at the ribus yet?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Vaunt? I did? And I gotta say two things. One, Jenny,
great drawing, Thank you, I traced it. And two, this
is a naughty, naughty thing to get on the thong.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
But it's funny. It's funny. I mean, I can see you, Bailey.
Were you able to figure out the ribas?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I figured it out. I'm pretty smart. I have half
a master's degree. So yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
If you do figure out the ribas, send me what
you think it is via text at Katie w you
be one. Let's get into it. Go check out the
ribus and let's make the phone call to him and
see who he sends roses to on Katie w B.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Okay, that's all I needed from you today, Brandon. Thanks
for doing that. Like I said, I do have a
dozen romantic roses to send out to whoever you'd like
as a little gift, and thank you for doing a survey.
What I need from you now is who do you
want to send the roses to?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
One?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, and then we always attach a note to the flowers.
So do you want to write a little note on there?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
How about XO x so Brandon or something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Is that cool?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
That works, We can do that all right.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Can you write the word busted? Can you write the
word busted on the card? Busted?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, there's probably room for that as well.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Brand.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
We know some things about you, bro that that you
were going to be surprised that we know. And what
this is all about. It is not a survey from
your phone company. It is a trap.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Well wait a minute, what is going on here? Who
are you?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah? Good question. This is always the hard part.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
My name's Dave and I work at KATIEWB on the
morning show and that's Jenny. She's also on the morning
show on KATWB And we were put up to this
as a trap, like a little trick to see who
you would send roses to. That's that's like just a
little trick to see whether you're going to send rose
to this other girl, Lauren, or whether you send them

(08:05):
to Caitlyn, your girlfriend, because you know Caitlin, right.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Yeah, that's my girl.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Well, what's funny is Caitlyn is listening on this phone
call right now.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
She's the one that put us up to this. Caitlyn
proved that you're there, say say hi, Oh, why.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Who's Lauren?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
She's just a friend.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
She's having a really hard time because.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Her cat just died, and I wanted to do something
nice for her.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
But why wouldn't you send them to me?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's a good question. I mean, that's your girlfriend. It
seems like the obvious choice would be like, oh, send
me Caitlin.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
If you're sending a car to someone because their cat
just died, you probably wouldn't put like xoxo on it.
You'd probably be like sympathy.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, you know, is that the girl.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
That gave you ringworm?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Whoa we heard about the ring worm yeah, we we
actually know more about you than we should. We heard
about the ring worm, but we also know a couple
of other things too.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, now I want to know right now, tell me
right now, Brandon, who does the song belong to?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
In your gym bag?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Just says, listen that song? It's mine. Honestly, I like
to wear it sometimes.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, No, do you well? Do you believe that? Caitlin?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, b As when I see you later today, you better.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Have a better excuse.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
And that's my song?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oka?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh god, I'm not falling for it. Uh Okay, I mean,
is it possible?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
But then you can't really reconcile the fact that he
sent flowers to somebody else?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah, died, I'm that's sarcass, you.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Know, Yah, but I don't know. Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
If you if you ever get a phone call and
somebody says, who do you want to send roses? To
send them to the person that you live with unless
you're then it gets complicated. I don't know. Just don't
ever answer your phone. Answer your head, won't answer your phone.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Don't tell people that, because otherwise we're not gonna be
able to do war the roses. We already struggle to
get anyone answering.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well, you know, it's true. It's true. It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
People are like, people still fall for War the Roses,
and I'm like, no, we probably it's We're at one point,
you guys, we're gonna have to stop doing War of
the Roses because we will have saturated the market. Now
a lot of the world one of the War Are
the Roses we do, it's somebody in Seattle, or it's
somebody in like Bozeman, Montana that listens because they used
to live here, and because everybody here in Minnesota there like, oh,

(11:00):
War the Roses. Everywhere we go out, I'll meet somebody
that'll be like, yeah, hey, oh you work at KWB.
Oh War of the Roses. That's the first thing they
know about war about KDWB. So at some point we're
gonna have to like just stop and do something instead.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't know what. I think I could do, some
like sound effects. Should we just have me do sound
effects for like you know that, I'll put it. I'll
put some thought to that. Bailey. That's that's a really okay.
I just want to put my hat in because I
want to help.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I mean, Uh okay, they go look at the ribas.
And by the way I said text us, if you've
got the rebis figured out. Nearly everybody has got it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's pretty unanimous.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Pretty much everybody has got it. So here's somebody who says, yep,
I figured it out. Love you guys, I've listened for
thirty five years.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
All right. That is War of the Roses for this
week on KD Double Ub.
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