September 30, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a reed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
But you're so good at you trying.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
To be a fake as Charlamage.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You don't you wants Charlomagne to charlad Yeah, Salome, who
have even Dusty Today's name? Well donkey today?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh Sexy Red From Monday, September thirty goals the Darien
Urban and Shaleen Ellers. They are a couple from Arkansas
that is accused of trying to sell their two month
old baby for a six pack of being a thousand
dollars Jesus, let's go to CBS News five for the repaul.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Please now to a disturbing developing story out of Benville.
Two parents are accused of trying to sell their baby
out a campground over the weekend. Darien Urban and Shaleene
Ellers were arrested on Saturday. According to investigators, they tried
to sell their two month old for one thousand dollars
and a six pack of beer. A person who learned
(00:51):
about it called authorities. Ben County deputies then arrested the couple,
made sure that baby was safe, who was then taken
to the hospital. Both parents are being held in the
county jail.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now, I know what y'all are thinking. What what kind
of beer was? I swear to God, I was thinking that,
I swear to God. I'm like, I was what kind
of beer was? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Was I wasn't thinking that. I wasn't thinking that I was.
But I'm not a parent, so hey, don't. I was
just joking.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What I actually was thinking, that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I like blue moon with a orange.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Delaware. My God. Well, what I was actually thinking was
Jesus not coming back? Okay for what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When when I was young, I had a red Honda Civic,
little hatchback joint. I'm driving on seventeen a Moss Corner
and I didn't change the oil and so one night
the engine locked up on me, and I left that
Honda Civic on the side of the road, just left it.
I think I ended up ended up getting told to
some compound, and I just never went back for it.
I couldn't afford to get the injine fixed anyway, so
I just left it. That's how God feels about her, Okay.
He created something that was meant for good, but then
(02:01):
he gave this creation called humans free will and.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
They've been making poor choices ever since.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, now this couple is twenty one and twenty years old,
and they tried to sell their baby for a six
pack of bed a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Life means absolutely nothing to some humans.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you hear what I just say? Life means absolutely
nothing to some humans. What I don't understand is what's
wrong with adoption. Okay, research, some adoption agencies, choose the
type of adoption you want, create an adoption plan.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Hell, I'm sure your primary care doctor could have helped
you with that. But what am I saying?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Anyone who tries to sell that baby for a six
pack of beer and a thousand dollars doesn't have a
primary care doctor. Okay, we really have to stop letting
people breed simply for the sake of breeding. We have
all these conversations about what it should take for a
person to.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Buy a gun. I feel that way about breeding. Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know how you could control it, but we
need some systems in place that can straight up tell
people when they get pregnant based off who they are
or what they are.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, your child needs to come with us, all right,
don't even worry about it. As soon as you have
the baby. We got it from here.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, listen to this man. Shaleen Ellis told the man
and another person that it was not working having three
dogs and a baby. We'll get rid of the damn dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What world are we in when a mother says I
would rather have three dogs than't be responsible for this baby.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Do you know how many women are busting the ass.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
To have kids, spending all types of money on IVF
and you have the blessing of a baby and you're
just trying to sell it for one thousand dollars and
a six pack of bill.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
They even did paperwork, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The news report says there was a letter that says, I,
Darien Urban and Shaleen Ellis are signing our rights over too,
and the name is redacted of our baby boy for
one thousand dollars on nine to twenty one, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The letter was signed by the couple and included a
disclaimer that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Read, after signing this, there will be no changing y'all
two's minds and to never contact again. When authorities spoke
to the couple, Urban and others, they said the baby
was undergoing an adoption.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why the hell could and y'all doing adoption for real?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Authorities even recover a cell phone video of the couple
signing the letter, and the couple said they recorded it because.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They plan to legalize the adoption on Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't understand how humans waste good time and energy
doing the wrong thing when they could just spend that
time and energy doing the right thing. If you're going
through all of this to illegally sell your baby, why
not go through the process of doing legal adoption papers
and just give the baby up in a real way.
And y'all think Jesus coming back to this, really, please
(04:35):
give Darien Urban and Shaleen Ellis the sweet sounds of
the Hamiltons. Oh oh the day?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ye what, don't play game? Guess what rac.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All? Right? Darien Irvin and Shleen Ellers twenty one and
twenty years old, a couple from Arkansas. Yes, they tried
to sell their two month old baby for a six
pack of beer in one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
He'sa and me guess what races what? First of all,
his last name is Urban, so that it doesn't matter
what you said. They have the dog and the baby.
They had to get rid of one and decided to
get rid of this baby, not the dog. Do white
people with their dog? That'sler white? That's right, that's right. Okay, lord,
(05:35):
so disappointed it's us. I think it's white too. Well,
let me do. I feel like that'sl.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Lauren LaRosa, Darrian Urban and Shaelien Ellens, a couple from
Arkansas accused of trying to tell their two month old
baby for a beer in a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Guess what, I'm not putting that plight on black people.
I think that's white. That's well what we got.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Please no envy and Lauren Loossa, you two are both
positively absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't know about Darien, but the mom is white. Okay,
this is this is maca white. This is capitol right white?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Do we know what type of bed? And get back
to be like? Is that gotta be something I was
going on? Smif glue white? Okay, all right, sniff's crazy?
All right, Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the
Day now.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull Lamb is soft.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
bull dot com. That's Michael to bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's a reed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
But you're so good at you trying.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
To be a fake as Charlamage.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You don't you wants Charlomagne to charlad Yeah, Salome, who
have even Dusty Today's name? Well donkey today?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh Sexy Red From Monday, September thirty goals the Darien
Urban and Shaleen Ellers. They are a couple from Arkansas
that is accused of trying to sell their two month
old baby for a six pack of being a thousand
dollars Jesus, let's go to CBS News five for the repaul.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Please now to a disturbing developing story out of Benville.
Two parents are accused of trying to sell their baby
out a campground over the weekend. Darien Urban and Shaleene
Ellers were arrested on Saturday. According to investigators, they tried
to sell their two month old for one thousand dollars
and a six pack of beer. A person who learned
(00:51):
about it called authorities. Ben County deputies then arrested the couple,
made sure that baby was safe, who was then taken
to the hospital. Both parents are being held in the
county jail.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now, I know what y'all are thinking. What what kind
of beer was? I swear to God, I was thinking that,
I swear to God. I'm like, I was what kind
of beer was? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Was I wasn't thinking that. I wasn't thinking that I was.
But I'm not a parent, so hey, don't. I was
just joking.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What I actually was thinking, that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I like blue moon with a orange.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Delaware. My God. Well, what I was actually thinking was
Jesus not coming back? Okay for what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When when I was young, I had a red Honda Civic,
little hatchback joint. I'm driving on seventeen a Moss Corner
and I didn't change the oil and so one night
the engine locked up on me, and I left that
Honda Civic on the side of the road, just left it.
I think I ended up ended up getting told to
some compound, and I just never went back for it.
I couldn't afford to get the injine fixed anyway, so
I just left it. That's how God feels about her, Okay.
He created something that was meant for good, but then
(02:01):
he gave this creation called humans free will and.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
They've been making poor choices ever since.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, now this couple is twenty one and twenty years old,
and they tried to sell their baby for a six
pack of bed a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Life means absolutely nothing to some humans.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do you hear what I just say? Life means absolutely
nothing to some humans. What I don't understand is what's
wrong with adoption. Okay, research, some adoption agencies, choose the
type of adoption you want, create an adoption plan.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Hell, I'm sure your primary care doctor could have helped
you with that. But what am I saying?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Anyone who tries to sell that baby for a six
pack of beer and a thousand dollars doesn't have a
primary care doctor. Okay, we really have to stop letting
people breed simply for the sake of breeding. We have
all these conversations about what it should take for a
person to.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Buy a gun. I feel that way about breeding. Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know how you could control it, but we
need some systems in place that can straight up tell
people when they get pregnant based off who they are
or what they are.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, your child needs to come with us, all right,
don't even worry about it. As soon as you have
the baby. We got it from here.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, listen to this man. Shaleen Ellis told the man
and another person that it was not working having three
dogs and a baby. We'll get rid of the damn dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What world are we in when a mother says I
would rather have three dogs than't be responsible for this baby.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Do you know how many women are busting the ass.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
To have kids, spending all types of money on IVF
and you have the blessing of a baby and you're
just trying to sell it for one thousand dollars and
a six pack of bill.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
They even did paperwork, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The news report says there was a letter that says, I,
Darien Urban and Shaleen Ellis are signing our rights over too,
and the name is redacted of our baby boy for
one thousand dollars on nine to twenty one, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The letter was signed by the couple and included a
disclaimer that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Read, after signing this, there will be no changing y'all
two's minds and to never contact again. When authorities spoke
to the couple, Urban and others, they said the baby
was undergoing an adoption.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why the hell could and y'all doing adoption for real?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Authorities even recover a cell phone video of the couple
signing the letter, and the couple said they recorded it because.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They plan to legalize the adoption on Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't understand how humans waste good time and energy
doing the wrong thing when they could just spend that
time and energy doing the right thing. If you're going
through all of this to illegally sell your baby, why
not go through the process of doing legal adoption papers
and just give the baby up in a real way.
And y'all think Jesus coming back to this, really, please
(04:35):
give Darien Urban and Shaleen Ellis the sweet sounds of
the Hamiltons. Oh oh the day?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ye what, don't play game? Guess what rac.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All? Right? Darien Irvin and Shleen Ellers twenty one and
twenty years old, a couple from Arkansas. Yes, they tried
to sell their two month old baby for a six
pack of beer in one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
He'sa and me guess what races what? First of all,
his last name is Urban, so that it doesn't matter
what you said. They have the dog and the baby.
They had to get rid of one and decided to
get rid of this baby, not the dog. Do white
people with their dog? That'sler white? That's right, that's right. Okay, lord,
(05:35):
so disappointed it's us. I think it's white too. Well,
let me do. I feel like that'sl.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Lauren LaRosa, Darrian Urban and Shaelien Ellens, a couple from
Arkansas accused of trying to tell their two month old
baby for a beer in a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Guess what, I'm not putting that plight on black people.
I think that's white. That's well what we got.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Please no envy and Lauren Loossa, you two are both
positively absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I don't know about Darien, but the mom is white. Okay,
this is this is maca white. This is capitol right white?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Do we know what type of bed? And get back
to be like? Is that gotta be something I was
going on? Smif glue white? Okay, all right, sniff's crazy?
All right, Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the
Day now.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull Lamb is soft.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael to
bull dot com. That's Michael to bull dot com. And
when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
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