April 7, 2025 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's craziest people in America. I really got Bronx. Trump's donkey.
We in the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm not shutting us down in the.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
the pool HeLa.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
If I've catched all that treasury a whizzard legenda, it is.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Bomb the breakfast club.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Man, Yes, Donke here today for Monday, April seventh, goes
to Steve Cusomano. Now Steve is from Florida. What did
your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Say it with me.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida. Okay, there was a brother named James
who called up here from Florida. This morning's Luther James
roping the flue bombs to James, I be born here, brothers,
mug He called up here this morning and told me
to stop calling Florida crazy. Why you want me to
stop calling Florida what they are? I don't wake up
in the morning looking for ways to call Florida crazy
it happens on his own. For example, I woke up
(01:07):
this morning and I saw a headline, and the headline
read man arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who
denied him free refill. I had to read it twice
because I saw lemonade and free refill. In my mind
automatically went to Chick fil A. I don't know why.
I just thought to myself, why.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Wouldn't Chick fil A give him a free refill?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
But then I read it again and it said man
arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who denied free
refill a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You mean like a young little girl, a boy.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Sitting there with homemade lemonade selling it for a nickel,
probably five dollars in this economy. But why would you
expect a free refill at a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Let's go to the New York Daily News for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Police a transient man was arrested for getting physical with
a worker at a Kid's lemonade stand in Florida when
he was denied a free refill. Police in Clearwater claim
Stephen Kussomano came across the stand. Being operated by children
and the victim in a residential area around seven thirty
pm Tuesday and purchased one beverage. He then became angry
(02:09):
when he was not allowed to refill his cup. Khusamano,
forty five, is accused of then grabbing the victim's wrist
while standing in a fighting stance and threatening to beat
her up before fleeing on foot. Cop said the suspect
admitted to the confrontation.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I had to look up what transient man meant for
a second, explain to please a person who is staying
or working in a place for only a short time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I just wanted to make sure this donkey that they
could win somewhere else, all right.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I was confused that way, all right, Steve really thought
the lemonade stand had a rewards program. Okay, imagine arguing
over free refills with a young girl. It was a
young girl. She's out here being an entrepreneur trying to
raise some money for a Barbie dream house, and Steve
wants unlimited refills on lemonade like he's at Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, I want Steve to get beat up.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Were complicating this life thing, Okay, No need to waste
taxpayer dollars sending him to jail. Steve is forty five,
Let him squab with somebody who can kick his ass,
because this is nothing but bullying. First of all, the
lemonade stand worker he was upset with is a woman,
like I just said, a young girl, And it says
the age of the female victim isn't noted in the report,
but if it's a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm gonna just assume the little girl is young.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Steve, you a forty five year old grown man, Get
your hands off that girl and squabble up with somebody
your own size.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
What's crazy is we live in a world where Steve
might get with some other people who didn't get a
free refill and file a class action lawsuit on behalf
of forty five year old losers everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And this is why I really don't like this story.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
This young girl was probably just hustling to get a
new bike, a roadblocks upgrade, maybe save up a couple
of dollars to go see the new Minecraft movie. Great film,
by the way, and here comes Steve, forty five years old,
upset he couldn't get bottomless lemonade lemonade for fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This isn't Applebee, Steve. You mad because life gave you.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Lemons, and this young girl is selling you what you
should have turned those lemons into. You. Grab this young
lady by the wrists, so says the report, because you
wanted a free refill on a cup of juice sold
to you by someone who probably can't even spell refill.
Yet you probably wanted to leave this little girl a
one star Yelp review.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, no free refills wouldn't recommend. What's next?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You're gonna go to a bake sale and raise hell
because they didn't have no gluten free brownies. Steve, this
isn't Golden Corral. You are not at Red Lobster. This
ain't bottomless pink lemonade. This is sidewalk economics. You gave
her fifty cents. She gave you six sounds of diabetes
transaction over what was the Joe Gael can't.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Quote it from a tail laying again, don't, because that's
why it can I say it? No? No, no, no,
no no, please get Stephen Kusomano's the biggest he huh
this one over here? Can I say it? Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right? He grabbed the damn hand he grabbed shorty hand.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
No, I'm over not getting a free reefull eliminade.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Some people just need to get meat up.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, Well, thank you, thank you for that donkey today.
Now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
eight five one oh five one. Do we have audio
j just hilarious talking about how she met a fiance.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, he said it's coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So the question is eight hundred five eight five one
oh five to one. Both ess hilarious and I'll producer tailor.
They said that they made the first move when it
came to talking to their men.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh shit, you said all out period. No I didn't
because I didn't know he was Spanish yet. Oh okay,
so the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Question is eight hundred five eight five one oh five
to one. Ladies, do you have an issue with shooting
your shot at someone you're into or are you old fashioned?
But be like, I'm not shooting my shot if he
ain't hollering at me. First we have the audio, let's
put the audio.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I met him February twenty third, twenty twenty three. I
was just finishing up a co hosting day at Breakfast Club.
This a year before I got the position, and I
met him and he.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
He's the truck driver.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So he was on the stop and I went into
a restaurant and I'm flirting with him and everything, and
he wasn't really paying me no mind.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So I'm like, did you know who you were? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He did, but he thought that like he was like,
I don't want to be a part of a roast battle,
Like I don't even That's the thing. People are intimidated.
Guys are intimidated by me because they felt like, you know,
that's right, And so he just was like, oh god,
this girl.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Nah.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I'm drinking and everything and then we talking.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm still picking with him.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I made him laugh and that's when I that's when
he cracked and then he started engaging more.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And I didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Realize how drunk I was until I got up and
went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was like, damn, I'm drunk. I got get out
of here.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So on my way back to the seat, he was like, hey,
before I leave, I wanted to know if I could
take you out, would you let me take you out?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
And I was like, oh, now you want to know?
And I'm all drunk and period. I love it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So the question, now, that's right, what tail that? I
want Tailor to tell her story. Let's make all the
little ladies feel bad.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We got about sixty seconds. You're coming fast, better run,
so they're welcome. Hit out of breath.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So if you're just joining us, we're asking, ladies, do
you have an issue with shooting your shot at someone
you're into?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Taylor, you did the same shot shot okay, But we were.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
At my friends like little function, I mean okay, me
and him were like looking at each other and then
I just went up to him. I was like, so,
what's up? How are you? And then you started talking.
I asked him like a random question, like oh, I
asked him, all right, so let me break out what
(07:50):
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
What we're doing. We started talking.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
About it's a fun conversation and the icebreakers, and.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm sure absolutely he has about a zombie breakout.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Be very clear. I say this when I'm sober. So
then after that we talked for like four hours. They're
the workframe. Knowing those dumb bowls, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know it's real love. When you ask about a
zombie breakout, he don't run the other way, and he's
into it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeahs love clown that Jeff Taylor out here shooting shot,
scoring Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Meanwhile y'all out here sitting back in the cut, being patient.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Okay, Praying Lauren is the way.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
One o five one, ladies, do you have an issue
with shooting your shot? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club
the Morning. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns
It's craziest people in America. I really got Bronx. Trump's donkey.
We in the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm not shutting us down in the.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
the pool HeLa.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
If I've catched all that treasury a whizzard legenda, it is.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Bomb the breakfast club.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Man, Yes, Donke here today for Monday, April seventh, goes
to Steve Cusomano. Now Steve is from Florida. What did
your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Say it with me.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida. Okay, there was a brother named James
who called up here from Florida. This morning's Luther James
roping the flue bombs to James, I be born here, brothers,
mug He called up here this morning and told me
to stop calling Florida crazy. Why you want me to
stop calling Florida what they are? I don't wake up
in the morning looking for ways to call Florida crazy
it happens on his own. For example, I woke up
(01:07):
this morning and I saw a headline, and the headline
read man arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who
denied him free refill. I had to read it twice
because I saw lemonade and free refill. In my mind
automatically went to Chick fil A. I don't know why.
I just thought to myself, why.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Wouldn't Chick fil A give him a free refill?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
But then I read it again and it said man
arrested for battery of lemonade stand worker who denied free
refill a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You mean like a young little girl, a boy.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Sitting there with homemade lemonade selling it for a nickel,
probably five dollars in this economy. But why would you
expect a free refill at a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Let's go to the New York Daily News for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Police a transient man was arrested for getting physical with
a worker at a Kid's lemonade stand in Florida when
he was denied a free refill. Police in Clearwater claim
Stephen Kussomano came across the stand. Being operated by children
and the victim in a residential area around seven thirty
pm Tuesday and purchased one beverage. He then became angry
(02:09):
when he was not allowed to refill his cup. Khusamano,
forty five, is accused of then grabbing the victim's wrist
while standing in a fighting stance and threatening to beat
her up before fleeing on foot. Cop said the suspect
admitted to the confrontation.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I had to look up what transient man meant for
a second, explain to please a person who is staying
or working in a place for only a short time.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I just wanted to make sure this donkey that they
could win somewhere else, all right.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I was confused that way, all right, Steve really thought
the lemonade stand had a rewards program. Okay, imagine arguing
over free refills with a young girl. It was a
young girl. She's out here being an entrepreneur trying to
raise some money for a Barbie dream house, and Steve
wants unlimited refills on lemonade like he's at Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, I want Steve to get beat up.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Were complicating this life thing, Okay, No need to waste
taxpayer dollars sending him to jail. Steve is forty five,
Let him squab with somebody who can kick his ass,
because this is nothing but bullying. First of all, the
lemonade stand worker he was upset with is a woman,
like I just said, a young girl, And it says
the age of the female victim isn't noted in the report,
but if it's a lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm gonna just assume the little girl is young.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Steve, you a forty five year old grown man, Get
your hands off that girl and squabble up with somebody
your own size.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
What's crazy is we live in a world where Steve
might get with some other people who didn't get a
free refill and file a class action lawsuit on behalf
of forty five year old losers everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And this is why I really don't like this story.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
This young girl was probably just hustling to get a
new bike, a roadblocks upgrade, maybe save up a couple
of dollars to go see the new Minecraft movie. Great film,
by the way, and here comes Steve, forty five years old,
upset he couldn't get bottomless lemonade lemonade for fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This isn't Applebee, Steve. You mad because life gave you.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Lemons, and this young girl is selling you what you
should have turned those lemons into. You. Grab this young
lady by the wrists, so says the report, because you
wanted a free refill on a cup of juice sold
to you by someone who probably can't even spell refill.
Yet you probably wanted to leave this little girl a
one star Yelp review.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, no free refills wouldn't recommend. What's next?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You're gonna go to a bake sale and raise hell
because they didn't have no gluten free brownies. Steve, this
isn't Golden Corral. You are not at Red Lobster. This
ain't bottomless pink lemonade. This is sidewalk economics. You gave
her fifty cents. She gave you six sounds of diabetes
transaction over what was the Joe Gael can't.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Quote it from a tail laying again, don't, because that's
why it can I say it? No? No, no, no,
no no, please get Stephen Kusomano's the biggest he huh
this one over here? Can I say it? Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right? He grabbed the damn hand he grabbed shorty hand.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
No, I'm over not getting a free reefull eliminade.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Some people just need to get meat up.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, Well, thank you, thank you for that donkey today.
Now let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
eight five one oh five one. Do we have audio
j just hilarious talking about how she met a fiance.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, he said it's coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
So the question is eight hundred five eight five one
oh five to one. Both ess hilarious and I'll producer tailor.
They said that they made the first move when it
came to talking to their men.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh shit, you said all out period. No I didn't
because I didn't know he was Spanish yet. Oh okay,
so the.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Question is eight hundred five eight five one oh five
to one. Ladies, do you have an issue with shooting
your shot at someone you're into or are you old fashioned?
But be like, I'm not shooting my shot if he
ain't hollering at me. First we have the audio, let's
put the audio.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I met him February twenty third, twenty twenty three. I
was just finishing up a co hosting day at Breakfast Club.
This a year before I got the position, and I
met him and he.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
He's the truck driver.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So he was on the stop and I went into
a restaurant and I'm flirting with him and everything, and
he wasn't really paying me no mind.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
So I'm like, did you know who you were? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He did, but he thought that like he was like,
I don't want to be a part of a roast battle,
Like I don't even That's the thing. People are intimidated.
Guys are intimidated by me because they felt like, you know,
that's right, And so he just was like, oh god,
this girl.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Nah.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I'm drinking and everything and then we talking.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm still picking with him.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I made him laugh and that's when I that's when
he cracked and then he started engaging more.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And I didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Realize how drunk I was until I got up and
went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was like, damn, I'm drunk. I got get out
of here.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So on my way back to the seat, he was like, hey,
before I leave, I wanted to know if I could
take you out, would you let me take you out?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
And I was like, oh, now you want to know?
And I'm all drunk and period. I love it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So the question, now, that's right, what tail that? I
want Tailor to tell her story. Let's make all the
little ladies feel bad.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
We got about sixty seconds. You're coming fast, better run,
so they're welcome. Hit out of breath.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So if you're just joining us, we're asking, ladies, do
you have an issue with shooting your shot at someone
you're into?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Taylor, you did the same shot shot okay, But we were.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
At my friends like little function, I mean okay, me
and him were like looking at each other and then
I just went up to him. I was like, so,
what's up? How are you? And then you started talking.
I asked him like a random question, like oh, I
asked him, all right, so let me break out what
(07:50):
we're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
What we're doing. We started talking.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
About it's a fun conversation and the icebreakers, and.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm sure absolutely he has about a zombie breakout.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Be very clear. I say this when I'm sober. So
then after that we talked for like four hours. They're
the workframe. Knowing those dumb bowls, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know it's real love. When you ask about a
zombie breakout, he don't run the other way, and he's
into it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeahs love clown that Jeff Taylor out here shooting shot,
scoring Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Meanwhile y'all out here sitting back in the cut, being patient.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Okay, Praying Lauren is the way.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
One o five one, ladies, do you have an issue
with shooting your shot? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club
the Morning. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney
Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey
when you need a fighter on your side. If you
ever injured, go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's
Michael to Bull dot com. And when you mess with
the Bull, you get the horns
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