April 3, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Hello there everybody. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob
from one O one one w j R. So Lynchin
Taco show back with another just stupendous episode of Lynchin
Taco's Off the Air podcast. Yeah, exactly, do these every Thursday. So, uh,
I thought i'd bring this up. I almost feel a
(00:20):
little guilty about doing this. What I'm I'm one of
those folks who still will buy physical media in the
form of four K DVD discs. I enjoy collecting movies
that oh.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, that kind of stuff. I was like, what's
he talking.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah, four K DVDs. Yeah, I have a four
K DVD player. I have four K equipment and I
want to get the most out of it. And I
saw that there was a good deal going on on Amazon,
so I scooped up some more titles.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Including I Remember the Last Time You Got a good Deal.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Including Twisters, Twisters and Knew the Part two Yes, the
follow up Got, which I saw in the theaters with
the wife had loved. In fact, I said to her
in the theater when the movie was over, I go,
I'm buying that on four K DVD when it comes out,
And you did, and I did, so is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Your birthday, you could buy anything you want.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It arrived and I popped it in and I actually
watched it, cranked up the surround sound. None of the
neighbors are home to bother. No one's home in my house.
The only one who was running for the hills was
my dog because the whole house was shaking from the twisters.
And even if the neighbors were home. You can play
that as loud as you want.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Who cares? So, I mean, do you do it? You
do it for non rude purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So I enjoyed the movie first off in the special
effects are fantastic and the surround sound dolbey utmost was
just it felt like you were sitting in the middle
of the storm.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And I forgot that you had gone to the theaters
and seen that and said, yeah, it's pretty damn good.
You like it because I was gonna watch it and
I still haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, it's on one of the streaming services now, so
you can but watch. It's a good movie. But my
point is I get done watching.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That on HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Maybe it's on I don't know which one it's on.
I just saw it on one of them. But I
get done watching the movie, and I went and puttered
around a bit and I turned on some news and
they're reporting on this latest breakout of twisters through.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
My god, you're twister fixated because your daughter's moving to
twister land.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh god, you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Are a twister. You're twister fixated. I caught it this
morning and almost said something to you. I'm rightfully so,
but you were talking about twisters going through the Southeastern God,
I hope they're not bad.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Dispatch go around.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's it's yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Said, it happens every time, this time here.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But Pat has a daughter moving to Kansas, which, yeah,
you gotta stop watching twister stuff, Pat, because no, you
the other day why shy?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, no, what was it that you watched the making or.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The the the June Joplin about Joplin, Missouri.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Tornado there And he's like, yeah, I don't know if
you remember it, and this I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Everybody does. That was the most horrific thing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ever, so well, not ever, but it was pretty damn bad.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know what I'm getting at.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, has been going on all morning?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, it started after that bag of Cheetos, the out
of date bag of Cheetos, so so what so there
was twisterdews on yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah so, and then that that bad uh outbreak of
storms again through up the mid South and up into
the UH the Midwest. It's going to be bad again today.
And it was like crap, and no, I to your point,
I could not help but think about where my daughter
is moving here in about three weeks, which, of course
everybody would right in Tornado Isle in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
In.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Which trust me when I tell you, she's a grown woman.
It's fine. She's gonna go out, and she's making some
changes and trying some stuff. And I support that. I
had no inkling whatsoever that her travels would take her
to Kansas, Kansas.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I would if you asked me where I thought she
was gonna move or whatever, I would have said, like
Tennessee or Georgia, I or Carolina.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Maybe no she I thought she would have ended up
in one of the music hubs, which in Tennessee would
have been in Nashville. Maybe New York City, which I
have talked to her extensively about because I spent a
brief time in New York City working in the music business.
And I told her, I said, look, I go I
was there in the early nineties, and it was expensive then,
(04:54):
and that's part of the reason I bailed. I had
no money whatsoever. I had two roommates.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
She couldn't pull it off, like yeah, like you just
or I couldn't pull it off.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Or so all of that's out the window now. And
her boyfriend had a great opportunity out there at a gig.
It's a contract job that pays boku bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How long is the contract?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Just over a year?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So her she comes and she tells me, look, I'm
gonna I'm gonna go out there with him. We're going
to run a furnished place. And I'm going to continue
doing my part time gig which I can work remotely
and uh go to full time school.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I said, deal, yeah, deal, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Deal. Does the place you're staying at have a seller?
That was my next question. Yeah, and she said yes.
I go okay, all right, I'm feeling better now you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know what to do with said seller? And of
course she does so good. Yeah, so hey, you can't
stop my daughter's going. She went to uh knocks, We'll
remember to do paid internship with God.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I can remember ge.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Now she's going to Carolina for a Michelan a paid
internship there. So you know, part of me immediately goes, hell, yeah, dude,
but I stopped myself.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You got to make your own decisions. Yeah, and you'll
go and you live by those decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So so, but again, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Watch any Tornado stuff. Give me the DVD. I'll I'll well,
I'll take it for you.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And that uh, last time I let you borrow DVD.
I didn't see it again for about two years, and
that was I think it was. Uh it was Pearl
Harbor and.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That was the one. It wasn't two years.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
This is one of the best Taco Bob moves ever.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I it was. It was not even two months that
I had it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Maybe, he tells me, he tells me, He goes, I
watched the Pearl Harbor movie and I didn't understand it.
I go, what's not to understand? I go, you know
that pulled the United States and the World War.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I got all that ship because I'm educated. I went
to school and got a college degree.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I was thrown off. I'm like, what didn't you understand?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I said, no, I know about the war.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I go, who the hell starts a movie? With a
ship being bombed or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Disc number two was disc set, and I didn't know
because you watched the second disc first the.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Discs were on.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is my think of when Pearl Harbor, that movie
with Matt Damon and then or whoever Aflak his other
guy think when that came out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That had to be in the nineties, two thousand.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Early two thousands. Maybe I was in a different world
back then. Well kind of uh, And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Realize that I was starting on the second disc.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know, he's so good. I was completely lost,
Like all of a sudden, there's people blown upon and
we figured out what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yes, I said, well, it just kicked right into the
Pearl Harbor attack.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Let me get there was no setup, nothing. Let me
hold it for another week or so so I can
go back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No character developments.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hey, it was a great entertainment review when I did it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You never watched the first part?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Did you get it?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You did go back?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And way.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I kept the video because I said, all right, now
I'm gonna go back, but it's gonna be a week
because I had to go to a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I used to have to do this stupid thing that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Made me crazy called Taco Bob's entertainment. Reviewing every day
sounds easy. Yeah, every day you would have to go somewhere,
whether it be a restaurant, a hotel, Pat can name it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I did it so many times. I'll give you a hint. Look, nussy.
I'd stay at the same hotel and go, all right,
it's time for a weekend at the didn't he go.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes, the Lunacy, which is actually not right on the
beach but across the street from the beach.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So I did it so many times, and it was
actually a motel.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Ye, yes, yes, And that's where I learned the difference
between motel and hotel. In my eyes, they both are
where you went and humped, you know, high school and
college chicks when you were in high school and college anyway,
So yeah, i'd have to review something every day. And
when you're on a fresh out of college kind of budget,
(09:32):
you don't have the fresh out of college like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You don't have the finances.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I was trying to get free movie Pat. I was
going to movies, dinner, this, that, and the other.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I was like, dude, this is getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So that's why it took me a while to get
to your second or the first disc and the second together,
because ild already had some movies booked.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The best in that whole portion of our show. His
street was the late Diamond Dick Sheets Rest in peace.
Diamond Dick got you a connection at the Enzie and Theater,
which shows a lot of independent films and artsy fartsy stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'm a fan of the eggs Ensy and because they
got a great little bar. They're located in my zone
of operation of Maitland, but.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Not a knock on them at all. But what the
deal was was we got the curator over there who
books the stuff, would let Bob have access to screening
copies of films they had coming in, so we didn't
even have to physically go to the theater. He could
watch the screaming screening copy and some of the.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Films, the one the Guy with the ice Cream. I
never saw it, but the way you described it and
your recoil to the whole situation was priceless.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I'll add a little to that.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Dick Sheets dressed and piece his part in getting me
the Enzi in to have movie scripts.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I was like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It was through that Weasley ass sales guy Nick fuckle
Wats or whatever we called him.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We couldn't pronounce his name because it was some really
hard naming. He'd always go, hey, it's Nick.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Remember he was like, he was one of those guys
here look and you go, that's a sales guy. He's
a pretty man, you could say that he was, but
he has that element.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
His sister was hot as balls, dude, he had an
element of sketchiness all over.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, Nick for Cucklewats or whatever the hell his name was.
He's the one that had them as a client, and
it worked out where hey, they were let me watch it. Well,
they gave me this one movie, uh, where a grown
man lived up And this is where I finally said
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
This is part of what made me say the arts
are gay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He sat through this. He sat through this and had
tried to describe this jeeva. Remember the name of the movie.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, but I know that there was a grown man
that lived in his mom's upstairs and his his kink
I guess a fat guy.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yes, And he sat in a big ass.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Mix you know, the metal mixing bowls. If you've ever
worked at a restaurant there they hold probably.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's a big industrial size, Yeah, not the ones that
you mix with that have the beat in him, ones
that you would.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Put like crabcake mixing. Because that's what I used to
use him for. This guy used him for a totally
different thing. He would put gallons of ice cream in
there and slowly take.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Off his pants.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And his mom's not basement but second floor or whatever,
and he'd take off his pants and I'm looking thinking,
what the hell am I watching?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And God, I hope that my three female roommates don't
walk in, and what is.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The point of this? Yeah? And the guy the word
you kept using was gyr irate.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
He plopped down in the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Ah, and he just slowly just like did he have
his underpants on?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Freaking new Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And he showed that, don't All I know is I
looked away and then they showed him from behind. I
believe it was so he did for people on Facebook. Lot.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He did it just like this where he goes, look
you see how I'm gyrate Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm getting uncomfortable and there's no ice cream in the
in the in the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I have my pants on. Imagine if you were
pants pretty.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Much in a mixing bowl of ice cream fresh out
of college and that's what you're watching.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Did he have a flavor?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
He was partial to that believe at one point it
was Neapology, and.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So he could have the best of you know, really
he didn't have to make the choice.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, maybe he liked, you know, the Neapolitan that had
the little pieces of strawberry in it, and that of
just strawberry straight cream.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So I don't like those ones with the little pieces,
do you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
No, I do have a Neapolitan ice cream question to
know as we go down this rabbit hole here, which happens.
We both come from families with multiple kids, and Neapolitan
ice cream I'm assuming was a standard issue in your
house because they sure my parents, sure shit didn't have
the money to buy you know, four different flavors or
gallons of ice cream. So here's the Neapolitan you each
(14:28):
can have, And strawberry was always left every time. If
you weren't one of the first ones to get to that,
it was like, you know, roadkill ice cream at that point. Yeah, totally, yeah,
and just whatever, the crappiest one, the least favorite.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Was left usually strawberry.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Correct ironically, Yes, you had two sisters, two sisters and
a brother, and you are right that strawberry was what
was always left. And I think it's for that reason
that strawberry ice cream is now one of my favorite flavors.
I just that was you never got it. Everybody else strawberry. No,
(15:04):
I did get the strawberry. That was the only thing left.
They would get the chocolate or vanilla. Yeah, And I
just it even extends to yogurt. I if I if
I buy, I eat a yogurt every morning before I
come in here. Strawberry, strawberry or bust. That's it. I
have no deviation. My wife thinks this is weird. I go,
(15:24):
let me ask you, would you rather me not eat
yogurt or continue down my health continue down my strawberry path?
She does, well, wouldn't hurt to try. I like strawberry,
And she gave me the weird the look, and yeah,
I crack. You know I have my Anyway, she.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Should have told her.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The reason why is because this movie that Bob watched,
the guy did Neapolitan. After doing I had to watch
his son a bitch gyrate in several different bowls and
then I'm trying to do fast forward on VCR if
you remember what those are. And then he ended up
and they should have culminated that movie with he liked
(16:08):
the strawberry because you know, nobody else really did, because
that was always the one left in my house too,
all right, But I loved coffee ice cream. Oh I
never I have some at home right now, but I
just I don't want to eat it too late.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Now. If you like coffee ice cream, why don't you
drink coffee? Neither of us drinks coffee, which is also weird.
I get too jittery. If you think about it, with
the schedule that we have, you would think we would
be coffee fiends.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
We drink diet coke instead.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm a coke zero guy.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, but it's just easier to do this than me
wake up, leave that. Oh I could get a coffee
maker in the dorm room.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I do. Holy shit, I want to go back to
the gyrating before we get off of this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's what you should have told your wife, is you know? Lynn?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
When Bob watched that movie where the guy gyrated, his
favorite was strawberry, and somehow I got sucked in that's
how they should have ended that movie. And they may have,
but to be honest, I don't think that I watched
it all the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, Well with that, I'm gonna ask the hard
hitting question and I'm sure some of our listeners or viewers,
whatever the case may be.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And then I got to answer your ice cream question.
Yes I didn't answer that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh go ahead, Okay, if you had to gyrate in
a bowl of some sort of food, a giant metal
bowl of some sort of food, what would it be
if you had to pick a food category to gyrate?
Panti listen, cheerios with or without milk, without just dry cheerios.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I'm just trying to think of the most plain thing
that's not going to give me a yeast infection or
I don't think dudes get this, and yeah they might,
but what about you?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Probably some really good barbecue.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I mean, okay, you're sick, sick man, see, but then
you got then you got barbecue balls.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I have nothing if I'm doing cheerios. That's true.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
If you had to, Jue, I can see the title now.
If you had to gyrate naked in a bowl of what.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Would it be good? Barbecue. Here's your title, pat pick barbecue.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yes literally with the guy with his barbecue shirt on
right now, pulled pork out of my crack.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, hey Bob, you want some left over a barbecue? No,
back to the ice cream. I told you that I
like coffee, but in my family it wasn't so much
the ice cream. When you said we were we didn't
have the money.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So I was gonna ask what the pecking order was
when when the full gallon, the fresh gallon of neapolitan
showed up, where were you in pecking order it getting
your spoon.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was the youngest, so I was always kind of last.
But here's what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Forget the pecking order on that. That really wasn't the
big ass issue in our house. We just kind of
did it together.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The big one with us, and I've told you this
was boxes of cereal. My parents, for Slis and I,
it was they gave us the choice. He's the closest
brother to me. They gave us the choice of what cereal.
We we got our own box of cereal, and we'd
rush home from the commissary, you know, after because you'd
(19:17):
go out to the Navy commissary and be out in
McCoy out out by there. You'd be out there for
like four or five hours hanging out playing soccer in
the field because mom and dad. Basically mom did all
the shopping for a month.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Bob's dad was a navy guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, so we've got to the Navy commissary way the
hell out past the airport and uh. And so we'd
go and then when we got back, we each had
our boxes cereal that we could do. I was the
guy who just kind of kept it throughout the week.
Jeff pored it in a big mixing bowl like we
were talking about, did not gyrate in it because he
would get the sweet cereal. My brother slicks. Oh, he'd
(19:55):
eat the whole damn thing as soon as we got home.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He's already high strung. Yeah, and then he'd go, Bobby,
but give me some of your cereal. I go, No,
Like the next morning he wouldn't. He would not, He
have no cereal. So then he'd he wouldn't budget it
out for the week.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No, And I was smart and budgeted it out. And
so he'd be eating grape nuts or whatever, the crappy
stuff as a backup. Either grape nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
These were my teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Give me some cereal dick you will gibbons commercials back,
did you know that many parts of the tree are
actually edible?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Go eat a tree dick commercials.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
In action know that many parts of the tree are
actually edible. And that was like their selling point of
crape nuts.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
So he'd eat all of his honeycombs. That look, he'd
almost probably have. He was a red dye kid. He'd
probably eat two double spoons going at the honeycomb or
the Captain Crunch crunch Berry when it came out.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He rifled through a whole box of that in one
sat down.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
But he was the kid that he saw his friend's
parents dumping sugar packets in his mouth during the soccer game,
and he.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Said, I'm a little tark, can you give me? Saw
him and they gave it. My mom was aw that
ain't working with.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Hit with slis so anyway, So he was stuck eating
either the grape nuts or the big bag of knockoff
puffed wheat.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Remember that crap.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
You know what though, that was only good if you
put sugar on it, which he did.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, to be fair, and you're kind of going right,
where was that that the irony there is if you
go back that many years, as bad as these sugary
based cereals are, and we know that they weren't as
bad then because they actually used real sugar sugar and
that's like the coke. Yeah, and that that's where in
the last thirty years things have started to go.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So that's the whole.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's whole Kennedy's spiel with the Health and human He's like,
we got off the track where we went down the
road where all of this crap is now in our stuff,
and it's it's making people weird.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Otherwise, Yeah, it's I'm not gonna pin that on diet zoda,
but cancer rates.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And all that. But you know, I'm starting to think
they're they're definitely you know, is some meat on those bones.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But anyway, Oh there was meat on that, but that
was like balls and barbecueknd of Ford, Oh God, keep
that on. That was a leftover Mexican Jesus man. Yeah,
he ain't gonna help with that one.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Do you all hear that? Fart?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Fan?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
When I turned this thing on.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I would think, you ken, I can hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's a small single engine plane get ready to take off,
right has it dissipated.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, yeah, they you're all right right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh hey, I wanted to get to one more thing here,
just as a heads up for a lot of you,
because we have talked about this over the last few years,
because it's been delayed several times and it does not
look like it's gonna be delayed again. Real ID do
you know what that is? Real ID?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's kind of ring of what is really Do you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Have your wallet on you?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, I was gonna ask you to look at your
driver's license. You have to buy May seventh. That is
the deadline to have real ID, which is it's an
extra layer of verification as to who you are in
the Florida in Florida. Then the driver's license, you know
if you have it or not, if there's a like
a gold star the corner.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I remember when that first came out because I remember
I lost a driver's license about a year ago and
I got one with the star.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, starting May seventh, and that is the new deadline.
And from everything I've heard, read and seen, they're not
going to extend it again. People eighteen and over will
need a real ID or other acceptable form of identification
such as a valid US passport to board domestic flights
and access certain federal facility. So this could cause you
(24:01):
some real headaches if you you fall into those categories
there and you haven't got the bottom line here is
the The lines and appointments at DMV places now are
pretty nuts in some places.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
The Star and you said real I D and you
said real inconvenient. I'm gonna say real money grab.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This is feedboaring. I don't care this.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
This is all part of the homeland security stuff that's
gone in and been And here's here's the kicker. Then
this pisses a lot of people off when they go
finally go and you're in line. You you're at the
DMV or wherever. To acquire that real ID, the applicant
must visit the DMV in person. Yeah, you have to
provide proof of identity like a valid passport or birth
(24:49):
CRA ticket, and proof of your Social Security number and
two documents confirming state residency. So you've got to have
some mail with some bills with your you know, and
if you don't have that stuff, you could wait. They
call your name and go, okay, we need this this
and I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, if you walk in that place, I know it's
a lot of stuff to bring, but if you don't
have it, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Because I went top to bottom, I brought too much.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
When I lost that idea and I had to go
get a new one, I went over and above to
find as much mail that had proof of I'm talking
water bills, this that y because I've been turned around
on that line and that was on me for not
researching it.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But they've put this they've put this thing off. I
think they've delayed it three different times now.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
So look it up because again it's gonna affect you.
Damn that sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Just again, are you dead in the water if you
don't have it? But no, you will be stuck at
the airport and perhaps not able to access some sort
of federal buildings if need be if you don't have
that real ID, So just be aware of that. Again.
The deadline is May seven. Just thought I throw that
in there as a little fyi for you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It doesn't give you acces to again airport, certain federal buildings,
or the access to gyrate naked in a bowl full
of barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Or food of your choice.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yes, food of your choice.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I did not see us going in this direction this morning.
That's part of the beauty of this podcast, though. I
guess when you come in with absolutely no game plan whatsoever, well,
there's always.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
A game plan in, you know, like I have stuff
on my phone, you have ideas with that.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But I like that. I like where it's fun today too.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, we're gonna go on and get the hell
out of here.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
This is cool.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Somebody was trying as a Navy vet that would love
to buy you a son's membership to Leesburg am Vets.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And I'm good. I appreciate it. I have my pops
if I needed something with the Navy.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
But you still you got Earl and your buddies down
at the VFW get your drafts right.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't like to claim my service either, and you
know no, because thinking about it sometimes it's like if
you were in a studio with a guy and you
heard this come in your way.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That is the human equivalent equivalent of Nepal. My god.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, I'm getting out of here now. I can't
take this anymore. This is like the Vietnamese. Too much
for one day. Thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos
Off the Air podcast, new episodes every Thursday. We'll get
together again soon.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
God to speak. Don't even hit the fan. Leave it
in here for mel oh Boy,
All right, Hello there everybody. It's Pat Lynchin Taco Bob
from one O one one w j R. So Lynchin
Taco show back with another just stupendous episode of Lynchin
Taco's Off the Air podcast. Yeah, exactly, do these every Thursday. So, uh,
I thought i'd bring this up. I almost feel a
(00:20):
little guilty about doing this. What I'm I'm one of
those folks who still will buy physical media in the
form of four K DVD discs. I enjoy collecting movies
that oh.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, that kind of stuff. I was like, what's
he talking.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah, four K DVDs. Yeah, I have a four
K DVD player. I have four K equipment and I
want to get the most out of it. And I
saw that there was a good deal going on on Amazon,
so I scooped up some more titles.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Including I Remember the Last Time You Got a good Deal.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Including Twisters, Twisters and Knew the Part two Yes, the
follow up Got, which I saw in the theaters with
the wife had loved. In fact, I said to her
in the theater when the movie was over, I go,
I'm buying that on four K DVD when it comes out,
And you did, and I did, so is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Your birthday, you could buy anything you want.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It arrived and I popped it in and I actually
watched it, cranked up the surround sound. None of the
neighbors are home to bother. No one's home in my house.
The only one who was running for the hills was
my dog because the whole house was shaking from the twisters.
And even if the neighbors were home. You can play
that as loud as you want.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Who cares? So, I mean, do you do it? You
do it for non rude purpose.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So I enjoyed the movie first off in the special
effects are fantastic and the surround sound dolbey utmost was
just it felt like you were sitting in the middle
of the storm.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And I forgot that you had gone to the theaters
and seen that and said, yeah, it's pretty damn good.
You like it because I was gonna watch it and
I still haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, it's on one of the streaming services now, so
you can but watch. It's a good movie. But my
point is I get done watching.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That on HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Maybe it's on I don't know which one it's on.
I just saw it on one of them. But I
get done watching the movie, and I went and puttered
around a bit and I turned on some news and
they're reporting on this latest breakout of twisters through.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
My god, you're twister fixated because your daughter's moving to
twister land.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh god, you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Are a twister. You're twister fixated. I caught it this
morning and almost said something to you. I'm rightfully so,
but you were talking about twisters going through the Southeastern God,
I hope they're not bad.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Dispatch go around.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's it's yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Said, it happens every time, this time here.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But Pat has a daughter moving to Kansas, which, yeah,
you gotta stop watching twister stuff, Pat, because no, you
the other day why shy?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, no, what was it that you watched the making or.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The the the June Joplin about Joplin, Missouri.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Tornado there And he's like, yeah, I don't know if
you remember it, and this I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Everybody does. That was the most horrific thing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ever, so well, not ever, but it was pretty damn bad.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know what I'm getting at.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh, has been going on all morning?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, it started after that bag of Cheetos, the out
of date bag of Cheetos, so so what so there
was twisterdews on yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah so, and then that that bad uh outbreak of
storms again through up the mid South and up into
the UH the Midwest. It's going to be bad again today.
And it was like crap, and no, I to your point,
I could not help but think about where my daughter
is moving here in about three weeks, which, of course
everybody would right in Tornado Isle in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
In.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Which trust me when I tell you, she's a grown woman.
It's fine. She's gonna go out, and she's making some
changes and trying some stuff. And I support that. I
had no inkling whatsoever that her travels would take her
to Kansas, Kansas.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I would if you asked me where I thought she
was gonna move or whatever, I would have said, like
Tennessee or Georgia, I or Carolina.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Maybe no she I thought she would have ended up
in one of the music hubs, which in Tennessee would
have been in Nashville. Maybe New York City, which I
have talked to her extensively about because I spent a
brief time in New York City working in the music business.
And I told her, I said, look, I go I
was there in the early nineties, and it was expensive then,
(04:54):
and that's part of the reason I bailed. I had
no money whatsoever. I had two roommates.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
She couldn't pull it off, like yeah, like you just
or I couldn't pull it off.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Or so all of that's out the window now. And
her boyfriend had a great opportunity out there at a gig.
It's a contract job that pays boku bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
How long is the contract?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Just over a year?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So her she comes and she tells me, look, I'm
gonna I'm gonna go out there with him. We're going
to run a furnished place. And I'm going to continue
doing my part time gig which I can work remotely
and uh go to full time school.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I said, deal, yeah, deal, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Deal. Does the place you're staying at have a seller?
That was my next question. Yeah, and she said yes.
I go okay, all right, I'm feeling better now you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know what to do with said seller? And of
course she does so good. Yeah, so hey, you can't
stop my daughter's going. She went to uh knocks, We'll
remember to do paid internship with God.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I can remember ge.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Now she's going to Carolina for a Michelan a paid
internship there. So you know, part of me immediately goes, hell, yeah, dude,
but I stopped myself.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You got to make your own decisions. Yeah, and you'll
go and you live by those decisions.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So so, but again, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Watch any Tornado stuff. Give me the DVD. I'll I'll well,
I'll take it for you.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And that uh, last time I let you borrow DVD.
I didn't see it again for about two years, and
that was I think it was. Uh it was Pearl
Harbor and.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That was the one. It wasn't two years.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
This is one of the best Taco Bob moves ever.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I it was. It was not even two months that
I had it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Maybe, he tells me, he tells me, He goes, I
watched the Pearl Harbor movie and I didn't understand it.
I go, what's not to understand? I go, you know
that pulled the United States and the World War.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I got all that ship because I'm educated. I went
to school and got a college degree.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I was thrown off. I'm like, what didn't you understand?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But I said, no, I know about the war.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I go, who the hell starts a movie? With a
ship being bombed or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Disc number two was disc set, and I didn't know
because you watched the second disc first the.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Discs were on.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is my think of when Pearl Harbor, that movie
with Matt Damon and then or whoever Aflak his other
guy think when that came out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
That had to be in the nineties, two thousand.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Early two thousands. Maybe I was in a different world
back then. Well kind of uh, And I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Realize that I was starting on the second disc.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know, he's so good. I was completely lost,
Like all of a sudden, there's people blown upon and
we figured out what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yes, I said, well, it just kicked right into the
Pearl Harbor attack.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Let me get there was no setup, nothing. Let me
hold it for another week or so so I can
go back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No character developments.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hey, it was a great entertainment review when I did it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You never watched the first part?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Did you get it?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You did go back?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And way.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I kept the video because I said, all right, now
I'm gonna go back, but it's gonna be a week
because I had to go to a movie.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I used to have to do this stupid thing that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Made me crazy called Taco Bob's entertainment. Reviewing every day
sounds easy. Yeah, every day you would have to go somewhere,
whether it be a restaurant, a hotel, Pat can name it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I did it so many times. I'll give you a hint. Look, nussy.
I'd stay at the same hotel and go, all right,
it's time for a weekend at the didn't he go.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes, the Lunacy, which is actually not right on the
beach but across the street from the beach.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So I did it so many times, and it was
actually a motel.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Ye, yes, yes, And that's where I learned the difference
between motel and hotel. In my eyes, they both are
where you went and humped, you know, high school and
college chicks when you were in high school and college anyway,
So yeah, i'd have to review something every day. And
when you're on a fresh out of college kind of budget,
(09:32):
you don't have the fresh out of college like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You don't have the finances.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I was trying to get free movie Pat. I was
going to movies, dinner, this, that, and the other.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I was like, dude, this is getting crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So that's why it took me a while to get
to your second or the first disc and the second together,
because ild already had some movies booked.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The best in that whole portion of our show. His
street was the late Diamond Dick Sheets Rest in peace.
Diamond Dick got you a connection at the Enzie and Theater,
which shows a lot of independent films and artsy fartsy stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'm a fan of the eggs Ensy and because they
got a great little bar. They're located in my zone
of operation of Maitland, but.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Not a knock on them at all. But what the
deal was was we got the curator over there who
books the stuff, would let Bob have access to screening
copies of films they had coming in, so we didn't
even have to physically go to the theater. He could
watch the screaming screening copy and some of the.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Films, the one the Guy with the ice Cream. I
never saw it, but the way you described it and
your recoil to the whole situation was priceless.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, I'll add a little to that.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Dick Sheets dressed and piece his part in getting me
the Enzi in to have movie scripts.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I was like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It was through that Weasley ass sales guy Nick fuckle
Wats or whatever we called him.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We couldn't pronounce his name because it was some really
hard naming. He'd always go, hey, it's Nick.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Remember he was like, he was one of those guys
here look and you go, that's a sales guy. He's
a pretty man, you could say that he was, but
he has that element.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
His sister was hot as balls, dude, he had an
element of sketchiness all over.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, Nick for Cucklewats or whatever the hell his name was.
He's the one that had them as a client, and
it worked out where hey, they were let me watch it. Well,
they gave me this one movie, uh, where a grown
man lived up And this is where I finally said
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
This is part of what made me say the arts
are gay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He sat through this. He sat through this and had
tried to describe this jeeva. Remember the name of the movie.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, but I know that there was a grown man
that lived in his mom's upstairs and his his kink
I guess a fat guy.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yes, And he sat in a big ass.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Mix you know, the metal mixing bowls. If you've ever
worked at a restaurant there they hold probably.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's a big industrial size, Yeah, not the ones that
you mix with that have the beat in him, ones
that you would.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Put like crabcake mixing. Because that's what I used to
use him for. This guy used him for a totally
different thing. He would put gallons of ice cream in
there and slowly take.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Off his pants.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And his mom's not basement but second floor or whatever,
and he'd take off his pants and I'm looking thinking,
what the hell am I watching?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And God, I hope that my three female roommates don't
walk in, and what is.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The point of this? Yeah? And the guy the word
you kept using was gyr irate.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
He plopped down in the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Ah, and he just slowly just like did he have
his underpants on?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Freaking new Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And he showed that, don't All I know is I
looked away and then they showed him from behind. I
believe it was so he did for people on Facebook. Lot.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He did it just like this where he goes, look
you see how I'm gyrate Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm getting uncomfortable and there's no ice cream in the
in the in the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I have my pants on. Imagine if you were
pants pretty.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Much in a mixing bowl of ice cream fresh out
of college and that's what you're watching.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Did he have a flavor?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
He was partial to that believe at one point it
was Neapology, and.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So he could have the best of you know, really
he didn't have to make the choice.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, maybe he liked, you know, the Neapolitan that had
the little pieces of strawberry in it, and that of
just strawberry straight cream.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So I don't like those ones with the little pieces,
do you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
No, I do have a Neapolitan ice cream question to
know as we go down this rabbit hole here, which happens.
We both come from families with multiple kids, and Neapolitan
ice cream I'm assuming was a standard issue in your
house because they sure my parents, sure shit didn't have
the money to buy you know, four different flavors or
gallons of ice cream. So here's the Neapolitan you each
(14:28):
can have, And strawberry was always left every time. If
you weren't one of the first ones to get to that,
it was like, you know, roadkill ice cream at that point. Yeah, totally, yeah,
and just whatever, the crappiest one, the least favorite.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Was left usually strawberry.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Correct ironically, Yes, you had two sisters, two sisters and
a brother, and you are right that strawberry was what
was always left. And I think it's for that reason
that strawberry ice cream is now one of my favorite flavors.
I just that was you never got it. Everybody else strawberry. No,
(15:04):
I did get the strawberry. That was the only thing left.
They would get the chocolate or vanilla. Yeah, And I
just it even extends to yogurt. I if I if
I buy, I eat a yogurt every morning before I
come in here. Strawberry, strawberry or bust. That's it. I
have no deviation. My wife thinks this is weird. I go,
(15:24):
let me ask you, would you rather me not eat
yogurt or continue down my health continue down my strawberry path?
She does, well, wouldn't hurt to try. I like strawberry,
And she gave me the weird the look, and yeah,
I crack. You know I have my Anyway, she.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Should have told her.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The reason why is because this movie that Bob watched,
the guy did Neapolitan. After doing I had to watch
his son a bitch gyrate in several different bowls and
then I'm trying to do fast forward on VCR if
you remember what those are. And then he ended up
and they should have culminated that movie with he liked
(16:08):
the strawberry because you know, nobody else really did, because
that was always the one left in my house too,
all right, But I loved coffee ice cream. Oh I
never I have some at home right now, but I
just I don't want to eat it too late.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Now. If you like coffee ice cream, why don't you
drink coffee? Neither of us drinks coffee, which is also weird.
I get too jittery. If you think about it, with
the schedule that we have, you would think we would
be coffee fiends.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
We drink diet coke instead.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm a coke zero guy.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, but it's just easier to do this than me
wake up, leave that. Oh I could get a coffee
maker in the dorm room.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I do. Holy shit, I want to go back to
the gyrating before we get off of this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's what you should have told your wife, is you know? Lynn?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
When Bob watched that movie where the guy gyrated, his
favorite was strawberry, and somehow I got sucked in that's
how they should have ended that movie. And they may have,
but to be honest, I don't think that I watched
it all the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, Well with that, I'm gonna ask the hard
hitting question and I'm sure some of our listeners or viewers,
whatever the case may be.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And then I got to answer your ice cream question.
Yes I didn't answer that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh go ahead, Okay, if you had to gyrate in
a bowl of some sort of food, a giant metal
bowl of some sort of food, what would it be
if you had to pick a food category to gyrate?
Panti listen, cheerios with or without milk, without just dry cheerios.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I'm just trying to think of the most plain thing
that's not going to give me a yeast infection or
I don't think dudes get this, and yeah they might,
but what about you?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Probably some really good barbecue.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I mean, okay, you're sick, sick man, see, but then
you got then you got barbecue balls.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I have nothing if I'm doing cheerios. That's true.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
If you had to, Jue, I can see the title now.
If you had to gyrate naked in a bowl of what.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Would it be good? Barbecue. Here's your title, pat pick barbecue.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yes literally with the guy with his barbecue shirt on
right now, pulled pork out of my crack.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, hey Bob, you want some left over a barbecue? No,
back to the ice cream. I told you that I
like coffee, but in my family it wasn't so much
the ice cream. When you said we were we didn't
have the money.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So I was gonna ask what the pecking order was
when when the full gallon, the fresh gallon of neapolitan
showed up, where were you in pecking order it getting
your spoon.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was the youngest, so I was always kind of last.
But here's what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Forget the pecking order on that. That really wasn't the
big ass issue in our house. We just kind of
did it together.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
The big one with us, and I've told you this
was boxes of cereal. My parents, for Slis and I,
it was they gave us the choice. He's the closest
brother to me. They gave us the choice of what cereal.
We we got our own box of cereal, and we'd
rush home from the commissary, you know, after because you'd
(19:17):
go out to the Navy commissary and be out in
McCoy out out by there. You'd be out there for
like four or five hours hanging out playing soccer in
the field because mom and dad. Basically mom did all
the shopping for a month.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Bob's dad was a navy guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, so we've got to the Navy commissary way the
hell out past the airport and uh. And so we'd
go and then when we got back, we each had
our boxes cereal that we could do. I was the
guy who just kind of kept it throughout the week.
Jeff pored it in a big mixing bowl like we
were talking about, did not gyrate in it because he
would get the sweet cereal. My brother slicks. Oh, he'd
(19:55):
eat the whole damn thing as soon as we got home.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He's already high strung. Yeah, and then he'd go, Bobby,
but give me some of your cereal. I go, No,
Like the next morning he wouldn't. He would not, He
have no cereal. So then he'd he wouldn't budget it
out for the week.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No, And I was smart and budgeted it out. And
so he'd be eating grape nuts or whatever, the crappy
stuff as a backup. Either grape nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
These were my teeth.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Give me some cereal dick you will gibbons commercials back,
did you know that many parts of the tree are
actually edible?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Go eat a tree dick commercials.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
In action know that many parts of the tree are
actually edible. And that was like their selling point of
crape nuts.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
So he'd eat all of his honeycombs. That look, he'd
almost probably have. He was a red dye kid. He'd
probably eat two double spoons going at the honeycomb or
the Captain Crunch crunch Berry when it came out.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He rifled through a whole box of that in one
sat down.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
But he was the kid that he saw his friend's
parents dumping sugar packets in his mouth during the soccer game,
and he.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Said, I'm a little tark, can you give me? Saw
him and they gave it. My mom was aw that
ain't working with.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Hit with slis so anyway, So he was stuck eating
either the grape nuts or the big bag of knockoff
puffed wheat.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Remember that crap.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
You know what though, that was only good if you
put sugar on it, which he did.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, to be fair, and you're kind of going right,
where was that that the irony there is if you
go back that many years, as bad as these sugary
based cereals are, and we know that they weren't as
bad then because they actually used real sugar sugar and
that's like the coke. Yeah, and that that's where in
the last thirty years things have started to go.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So that's the whole.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's whole Kennedy's spiel with the Health and human He's like,
we got off the track where we went down the
road where all of this crap is now in our stuff,
and it's it's making people weird.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Otherwise, Yeah, it's I'm not gonna pin that on diet zoda,
but cancer rates.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And all that. But you know, I'm starting to think
they're they're definitely you know, is some meat on those bones.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But anyway, Oh there was meat on that, but that
was like balls and barbecueknd of Ford, Oh God, keep
that on. That was a leftover Mexican Jesus man. Yeah,
he ain't gonna help with that one.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Do you all hear that? Fart?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Fan?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
When I turned this thing on.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I would think, you ken, I can hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's a small single engine plane get ready to take off,
right has it dissipated.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, yeah, they you're all right right.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh hey, I wanted to get to one more thing here,
just as a heads up for a lot of you,
because we have talked about this over the last few years,
because it's been delayed several times and it does not
look like it's gonna be delayed again. Real ID do
you know what that is? Real ID?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's kind of ring of what is really Do you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Have your wallet on you?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, I was gonna ask you to look at your
driver's license. You have to buy May seventh. That is
the deadline to have real ID, which is it's an
extra layer of verification as to who you are in
the Florida in Florida. Then the driver's license, you know
if you have it or not, if there's a like
a gold star the corner.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I remember when that first came out because I remember
I lost a driver's license about a year ago and
I got one with the star.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, starting May seventh, and that is the new deadline.
And from everything I've heard, read and seen, they're not
going to extend it again. People eighteen and over will
need a real ID or other acceptable form of identification
such as a valid US passport to board domestic flights
and access certain federal facility. So this could cause you
(24:01):
some real headaches if you you fall into those categories
there and you haven't got the bottom line here is
the The lines and appointments at DMV places now are
pretty nuts in some places.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
The Star and you said real I D and you
said real inconvenient. I'm gonna say real money grab.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
This is feedboaring. I don't care this.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
This is all part of the homeland security stuff that's
gone in and been And here's here's the kicker. Then
this pisses a lot of people off when they go
finally go and you're in line. You you're at the
DMV or wherever. To acquire that real ID, the applicant
must visit the DMV in person. Yeah, you have to
provide proof of identity like a valid passport or birth
(24:49):
CRA ticket, and proof of your Social Security number and
two documents confirming state residency. So you've got to have
some mail with some bills with your you know, and
if you don't have that stuff, you could wait. They
call your name and go, okay, we need this this
and I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, if you walk in that place, I know it's
a lot of stuff to bring, but if you don't
have it, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Because I went top to bottom, I brought too much.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
When I lost that idea and I had to go
get a new one, I went over and above to
find as much mail that had proof of I'm talking
water bills, this that y because I've been turned around
on that line and that was on me for not
researching it.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But they've put this they've put this thing off. I
think they've delayed it three different times now.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
So look it up because again it's gonna affect you.
Damn that sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Just again, are you dead in the water if you
don't have it? But no, you will be stuck at
the airport and perhaps not able to access some sort
of federal buildings if need be if you don't have
that real ID, So just be aware of that. Again.
The deadline is May seven. Just thought I throw that
in there as a little fyi for you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It doesn't give you acces to again airport, certain federal buildings,
or the access to gyrate naked in a bowl full
of barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Or food of your choice.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yes, food of your choice.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I did not see us going in this direction this morning.
That's part of the beauty of this podcast, though. I
guess when you come in with absolutely no game plan whatsoever, well,
there's always.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
A game plan in, you know, like I have stuff
on my phone, you have ideas with that.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But I like that. I like where it's fun today too.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, we're gonna go on and get the hell
out of here.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
This is cool.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Somebody was trying as a Navy vet that would love
to buy you a son's membership to Leesburg am Vets.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And I'm good. I appreciate it. I have my pops
if I needed something with the Navy.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
But you still you got Earl and your buddies down
at the VFW get your drafts right.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't like to claim my service either, and you
know no, because thinking about it sometimes it's like if
you were in a studio with a guy and you
heard this come in your way.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That is the human equivalent equivalent of Nepal. My god.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, I'm getting out of here now. I can't
take this anymore. This is like the Vietnamese. Too much
for one day. Thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos
Off the Air podcast, new episodes every Thursday. We'll get
together again soon.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
God to speak. Don't even hit the fan. Leave it
in here for mel oh Boy,
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