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April 24, 2025 • 35 mins
The weekly podcast from The Lynch & Taco Morning Show on 101one WJRR in Orlando
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Hello there, everybody. It's another just Riveting edition

(00:04):
of Lynchin Taco's Off the Air podcast, our weekly podcast
from Lynchin Taco Morning Show here on one on one
one w j r R, Orlando's rock station. I would
be Pat Lynch Taco Bob situated across the console from
me as always.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
And I had an idea and it finally came through.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, Ray from Johnny's house over to Excel Excel one
oh six seven here in Orlando, top forty station, behemoth
of a radio station, joining us this morning. He's been
itching to have you on this podcast for eons.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I am so excited. I'm nervous for some reason.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's because she's cool, Like like anybody that knows Ray
around town knows that she's cool. You want to know
how cool you are? Ray is. I actually moved this
chair so you didn't have to sit on it because
normally I have my feet on it, uh huh, And
I didn't want to sit on my feet.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
But I want you to be relaxed, and so I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh, I'll put him up on the console.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Al Ray, trust me relaxed. Okay, there ain't nobody in
this building more relaxed.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Than that guy, and and I wipe down the entire
board from yesterday. All this sunny is all over.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I was gonna say, it actually does smell pretty clean
in here, so I appreciate that. Yeah, but yeah, I
appreciate you for inviting me.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Glad to have you. And I know if he suddenly
gets up and leaves the booth, it's because he will
be visiting what he refers to as the fart room.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah. Oh yeah, that's when you always see me walk
over that room. Yes, I try to be polite. See
that back there, that's the fort fan, the oh my,
he does.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
He doesn't always make it to the forart room, and
when he does, he'll just go forart fan and I
will then engage it on high.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But I don't mind it blowing back in.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
And it's the respect that you two have for each other,
or that you have. How about that for Pat to leave?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
He wait, no, I leave, not him, I know, But that's.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
What I'm saying. You relieve the area.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
See that's respect, Pat, that's what you got to remember.
You always just rag them good?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
But is it that often?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, it is, really it is. They take acid reflux medicine.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Okay, So when I see you in the hallway. Now
I know I'm going to ask you if you're headed
to the fart room room.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, Now, how does some sorry that green room you
used to film over there?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh yeah, many offarts have happened in there.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Ray. Obviously we can't listen to your show because you're
on at the same time as we are, right next
door to us, physically next stored us in the next studio.
Your show's dynamics, I'm guessing probably a little different than
this two man. Uh you know, I don't know. Yeah,

(02:52):
I was looking for that to work. You got you guys?
Are you got two ladies, two guys, and you know
you do your thing when nature calls, and it would
have to. I would think if you've got twice as
many people in a confined space from time to time,
is there an etiquette that you all have in place?
Or is it not been smoking?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, it hasn't been spoken about. I feel like it
is kind of like when you're in a new relationship
and you feel gassy and you know it's going to happen,
you leave the room, but you don't like you announce it.
Yeahs Bob, announce it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Honor yes, Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look, I gotta roll it to it. What did I
offer you guys the other day?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Toilet paper? Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I bring in the soft toilet paper in case nature calls.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Last night I was at Fiddler's. Was a one of
our servers that we always see there. She just graduated
uc F, so we went to her last night kind
of they Yeah, she took my dude wipes.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Offered dude, are you sponsored by them? You should be?
I think you should be.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Don't even bring it. I'm getting read. Listen, listen, let's
stop right there. Maybe you can help us out here
because you you truly are an influencers. As they say,
we do too. We do too this company though they
throw it around and we do love the company. But

(04:14):
I think sometimes they may not understand that using that
word is really almost becoming a turn off at this
point to a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Because everybody wants to be an influencer.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Because I think the way we look at it here
is show us a product, a service, or something that
we believe in that we personally use that we think
other people would find benefit in, and we'll be more
than happy to talk it up. Absolutely, We're not trying
to influence you to do anything. We're sharing info with

(04:48):
you about something you think will.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Benefit and iluenced to buy it.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
If not, just like my server was influence adally like
saying it was an.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Influence to take by she was inspired by you.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But hold up.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I offer her dude wipes because I was scared of
my pocket and go, hey, do you want some? Uh?
I said, hey, now do you want some dude? Now?
I'm calling her out dude wives and and she goes, yeah,
can I just have the bag? And I don't get
her to take a big ship. I'm like, god, wow,
say that.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I like your friends?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, they're cool.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
So to my original questions and some guidance from you
suggestions him with dude wipes, me with Arby's. Now the
me with Arby's goes back at this point since the
beginning of the show twenty six years ago. Huh, I
love Arby's.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Do you have an arby suit? Do you remember when
John Morgan had the Arby suit?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I do?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Are you pissed?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
He ended up having to apologize to Arby's, and he
should have because he assumed that, oh, there's just a castaway.
No one gives a crap about him fast food playing wrong.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah wrong.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
They're passionate people Arby's and h anybody who.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's been my experience and I'll go to bat for
Arby's every time, not only because I love what they
do and what they serve, but I also firmly believe
that people that bash Arby's really have never been to Arby's.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I agree with that, or maybe they were, they had
one bad experience or one person in their family talk
crap about it, and then they never went nail it.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So it was I went back in the day because remember, people,
you say stuff about the meat and whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Now taco you be my witness whenever Arby's comes up.
The listeners know this about me that I love Arby's.
There are an awful lot of our listeners who also
love Arby's and are very vocal about it, and there
they're on board. They understand the program here. So I've
made no bones about my love for Arby's for twenty
six years.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So why are you endorsed?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Correct? I would think there would be nobody better locally,
and I've tried to convey that to I don't know
how many different people here, and it falls on deaf
ears he is facing the exact same scenario, albeit in
a much different situation with a product.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
But we get who cares. We're not going to dwell
on that. But I did actually shoot a video for
the entire sales force of me going on and on
about I'm a dude I wipe. And that could be
embarrassing to a lot of people because every single time
there I we'd see a salesperson go, hey, Bob, you
have your wipes and I'm like, yes.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I would be like, hey, why don't you do your
job and get me endorsed by the wipes?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
But how have you just call him on the carpet?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah? Yeah, you should throw an Arby's party and while
you're there, canned out, dude Wipes just knock two out
all at once, and we'll record it and we'll pitch
it ourselves to the companies.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I pitched to Dude Wipes myself, okay, and I said, look,
I'm your guy.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
You actually film yourself using him?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now you should?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You know that's probably not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We've been in trouble before, Okay, That's why says six
years together. He kind of just he edits out the blank.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Space when you were A fun fact Bob was one
of my instructors, was that when you got in trouble, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Because Pat was running that school, did you realize.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
That for a brief time I was there, Yeah, and uh,
that just didn't work out for me personally.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I remember Ray and I had a smoke, Yes, we
did when I smoke back in the.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Denetticid's School of Broadcasting. Are they still around?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I don't know. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I think they might still be around, you do.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I haven't. I haven't heard any advertising from them in
a long time.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
We should go back, We should just go all of us.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
But you were proof that you could go through that
program and land a very lucrative career, which you've done
all right for yourself.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think that you know, once it gets you through
the door, it's just it's up to you then. And
there's a lot of people like run through the door
and then kind of just realize that this isn't for them.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah. Look, when I did CSB Hot Chicks came up.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Crop Shop Boutique, CSB Crop Shop.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Boots, Connecticut School Broadcast.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I don't want to write all that out radio.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
How do you work with them every day.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I just I know, I'm just a two man operation.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You guys do it all. We have four people. You
guys do it all.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, you used to sit in this chair. I did.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I sat in that same exact chair, and I was
a phone screener and I freaking hated it at the
end of it. Phone screening is horrible.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm the text guy.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
We we we lean more on the text thing because obviously,
with just two people here, we don't have a phone screener.
And our listeners are maniacs, and we mean that in loving,
loving way, and they know that they were. They understand,
but they'll let it rip. And we just we can't
be cutting a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars check
to the FCC.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, but go ahead and read what that first text.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Is Feeline, butthole listen. My dad is a hardcore listener
of you guys. And I know your listeners. Yeah, they're
gat're family with them best.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, I mean you basically are a j R R listener. Yeah,
you got all the shows. She sent me a By
the way, this is Ray from XL one to six seven.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, our guests this week on the lynching taco off
your podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
So she uh sent me this text and it's a
picture of her and she goes about lost my ship.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, and it was a.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Picture of her two dudes, And I thought she was
saying these guys were bugging her at the gym or something.
And I was leaving the gym and I text back,
go what I said? What you are? I forget what
I said. She goes a day to remember.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I ran into sorry, I said the one word not
one word not.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was a fleeting occurrence rack.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I ran into Jeremy at the gym and I was
just like, you gotta be kidding me, and so like,
I honestly.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Just fangirl out did you?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
This was the most awkward, awkward encounter I've ever had
in my whole entire life. We meet people here all
the time. I'm a huge fan of the people come
in obviously, you know, shine down and all that stuff.
When he comes in, I saw them, I walked past
them almost peed myself because I was so excited. My girlfriend,
My girlfriend is a huge fan, and I knew if

(11:15):
I didn't go up to him, she would have been like,
you lost it, Like you lost an opportunity. So they
were out in the parking lot. I turned around. I
ran after them. So you in the parking lot, and I,
I said, real quick, I said, if I don't do this,
my girlfriend's gonna kill me. Can you smile? Took a
picture and ran away, ran away. I ran up and
ran away, and.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Then I and they were both probably going, man, she's
pretty hot.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
No, they're probably like, oh, she's probably psycho what she said.
They probably don't even understand what I said.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Here's the picture. So that's the picture of ran in
the park lot. I would hold it up for you
if we don't have our new camera set up yet.
But when she said it and then I go, I
texted back, why she goes a day to remember? Was
it by a gym? A my Jim, Mom, I've never

(12:05):
been so awkward in my life. That's awesome. Thought they
look familiar. We've only interviewed the mike several times.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
And I was just, well, I know they're local and
they're probably never going to go back to my gym
ever again.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Now, oh come on, give me stop.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
We won't name said Jim too.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
So that hey, question for you, uh working over at
a top forty station? Yes, obviously you love rock music,
I do. Is rock music your preferred type of music
or are you? Are you into the music that you
guys play? Do you even do you guys even listen
to any of that stuff while you're doing your show.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
So it's kind of just like white noise now, because
we hear the same songs over and over again.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You're going right where I was going to go in
a second? Do you get driven crazy? But you know,
we get obviously get complaints here. All radio formats get complaints. Well,
you're playing the same songs over and over. Of course,
top forty it's a completely different animal and rock listeners
trust me when I tell you this. If we played
the songs with the frequency that you guys, yeah, oh

(13:11):
we'd get I think they would come down here and yeah,
kick our ass.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I think they would. I think they would too.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I've never understood that thought process. And I've been doing
this a long time. I'm like, people, especially in mornings,
have a set routine. They've got to be just hearing
the same stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
And I think that's what why it makes it comfortable
to some people because it's the same song and they
enjoy some of the songs, and so it's like the
same their favorite, same song over and over again. But like,
do you know how many times in a day where
I'm like, didn't we just play this? Didn't we just
I'm like, did we.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
We're in the same show. You'll play it too some
three times?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, yeah, wow, yeah, But like it's a double edged sword.
It is.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
And like I said, it's kind of like white noise now,
like you hear in the background, and then sometimes we'll
like make fun of the lyrics or like change the
lyrics up, and like, let me ask you another.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Question on that note that.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Change in worship. You've heard me walking into the hall
sometime go and welcome to the butthole.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
What we do over there.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Junior Swat Team was his imaginary childhood band that him
and his nickname Buddies came up with.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
It was Junior Swat Team because there was an original
Swat Team at Glennard's Junior High and Winter Park High.
So we were there youngers and and Swat Team actually
still gets together on Girls Trip. Shout out Christine and
don't shout outs here either.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But question back to the music, Yeah, how much music
do you guys play?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's usually like four songs an hour, so not that
much for sometimes that's.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
My point, your only plan, I know, I think you'd
be able to rotate it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Have this conversation with my program director for the Higher rugs.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They'll be this thing anyway, so oh yeah, they're gonna
just I'm on somebody's crap list right now, just for
we pull the curtain back here. We've always done that,
and we do this on this podcast every week, and
I'm just I've always struggled to try to understand the stuff,
probably because I'm a music fan. Yeah, oh yeah, me too,

(15:19):
and I'm a music fan first, and there's just so
much music. Well, it never gets the light of day.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I know, I don't think that people listen to our
morning show for the music. Okay, the fair enough fair
some might, but I think that some don't.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, because everybody does, you guys, I mean, that's how
your show goes over here.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
We've got a hybrid show. There are an awful lot
of people who would much rather hear more music than
more lynch and talking. We've got people who feel the
exact opposite. So we've found kind of a sweet spot
where we do both.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, you guys do great, we.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Do both and that that's our goal. It's a simple
formula and it's worked fairly well.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, knock on. Look, look there is a community
or Connecticut's goal broadcasting still and.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
He just finished typing it all up in Palm Bay, pat.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, not Palm Bay, Palm.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
B Palm Beach. That would be on North Lake Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I'm done North Lake Boulevard, right, I think, So, I
don't know, I just.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Doesn't so anyways, but yeah, so my first pick of
music is like what you guys play outside of this,
and like, I listened to all kinds of music and
if I'm not even in the music mood, obviously, I'm
just like a podcaster because a lot of times I
just want to have just things playing in the background
but really not paying attention. Yeah, if that makes sense,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Think we're doing it right now of this one. Don't worry, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's a Charlie Brown teacher.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but the I.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Forgot what I was going to ask you. Yeah, music wise,
I think musically for me, I'm all over I mean
my whole life, I'm all over everything anyway. So it's
just like, but I love reggae. That first concert I
ever went to was Pink Floyd and that was just
because somebody gave him to us.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh tell them my fun fact, Oh fun facts, let's
hear your.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Tickets, Taco Bob. He probably doesn't even know how to.
He has never purchased a concert ticket in his life.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
That's impressive.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I either had people that had an extra ticket. I
was not the guy that would ask promotions have a ticket.
They just say, hey, Taco, can you go announce this
band or whatever. But even when I was in high
school and we go see reggae shows like Yellow Man, Uh,
Steel Poles, all these great bands, Inner Circle, we would

(17:41):
go see him in downtown, but it would be a
buddy that says, hey, do you want to go? I
have an extra ticket.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
That that's impressive.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So if you told him right now, I need you
to go buy tickets for insert name of artists, you
would have the app probably well, you know you have
to have the app because you have the app. But
if you had to actually make a purchase, though.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Could I mean I'm sure I could because I'm not.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
You know, see, I'm the exact opposite. If there's an
artist coming that I really want to see and we
might get tickets, might get tickets. Okay, great, I'm going
to get tickets on the Yeah, pay for them and go.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I don't remember the last time I paid for tickets,
to be honest. Actually, Cheyotos. I just thought Chiotos last
week in Tampa. No Cheoto's. They're gonna be at Rockville
this year, So what are they? They're like Emo? They're emo.
But they were one of my favorite bands like fifteen
years ago, and they just started resurfacing like a lot
of these other bands, and so they just played at

(18:40):
was it Judson's in Tampa or Saint Pete. It was incredible.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Now did you go to the Def Tongue show.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I didn't. It was on a school night, it was
on a weekend, it was, but I still went.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's what Cheoto's was too. So it depends. It depends
because they like to give me crap if I come in,
I'm going out the night before because sometimes I lay
on the floor during the commercial breaks because I don't
know how to handle myself.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, now, maybe I had a few too little drink
drink the night before.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
That's actually that's accurate.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
See Pat you don't have it too bad with me.
I'm not laying on the floor. The only time that
I did, you guys witnessed it. I was laying in
mister Radio's office over the Jeremy, Hey, what's up dude.
So everybody has nicknames in my world anyway, So I
was laying in that office back there because I got

(19:33):
a shingles shot. Oh yeah, you'll have to get those
later down the road. You're still a young pup. But
when I got it, it gave me Oh god, like said,
they said you'd have flu like symptoms. I was asked, pat,
I was sweating profusely. Then I was freezing cold, and
I didn't want to get him sick even.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
But anyway, I thought he had drank too much.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I had the same Really I did.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Damn I had.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I had the same shot like three or four days
before him.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Are you good?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
No, it hurt your army said for a while.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, they told me you're gonna have a sore spot.
That's everybody who gets it has a little bit of
a sore spot.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Other than that that, I was like that, you have
tiger blood.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
No, I don't have tiger blood. I just I rarely
get sick. But when I get sick, it's bad. Like
when I finally got COVID. Took forever for me to
actually get COVID. Remember I was I missed birthday birthday
over that.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh yeah, I remember.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I physically could not get out of bed for like
four days.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Uh uh.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
And I felt like I had just been run over
by a train. It was the worst I've ever felt
in my life.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Then, and the irony is, And you know, because a
handful of us were here through the whole COVID thing
while the world was locked up, and you know, trying
to hide. We're going back and forth every day, all
of us here, and we managed to avoid getting it,
and boom, why don't you know it? Towards the tail
end of the whole shebang, I end up with freaking
COVID at the worst possible time it could have.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
And if you recall, he your daughter had it? Who
worked here? Alexis in promotions?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh yeah, all the promotions people.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, I had it at earth Day birthday. I have
to disclose. I I did not get close to me
built like I had a picture with you, and I
did this.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I wait, I wait, and then never go.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I was holding my bread.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, while we were doing a picture, I think it
was you, me and Reese. But what would they do
if Pat Lynch and Bob weren't there. It was not
saying that we're ship. We were a couple of dudes
that'll be waiting.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Tables to stage. Somebody has to do stage announcements.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
That would be confused, so they I talked to.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh no, that was the year that ye following reverse bailed. Yeah,
like ten minutes before they were supposed to be on stage.
That was still uncool, man, the way that whole thing
went down, Rodney, Ronnie, Ronnie, it was completely uncool how
that went down.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yes, I know. I was in the crowd. I saw
all the aggressiveness that was unfolding.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, well here's what a little more behind the scenes.
So I'm there with COVID. I didn't come in that Friday,
and people just assumed or whatever, But I didn't. I
told one person, I said, what if I had it,
if I got it from Pat, I said, I don't,
But whatever he goes, if you do, don't tell me.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, because somebody needs to be here.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, and no, truly somebody said that leave it as
open as can be. And so I didn't say anything,
and I felt like I got really punched in the
face with it because I had had it before. So
I got wailed with it.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I would like to congratulate you, though, and still drinking
beer despite that. Oh yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It helped it out.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
They might push it down like wash it out system.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
But for the record, when I took a picture with
you guys, like we all took a little family shot,
I held my breath as they told you. But I
get a call and it's from Rick. And if you're
going to get a phone call from the big big
boss who's running this entire thing, that's Rick Everett had
a program.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, I actually drunk texted him a couple of weekends ago,
but go ahead to finish.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I thought you said you drug tested?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Sorry Rick, anyway, Wow, So who haven't we pissed off
this morning?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
No? No, No. So I get a call from Rick
and I'm we're in aren't they've birthday? I'm in a
VIP ten or something, hanging out with people giving them
COVID No, And I go, hey, let's tell He goes,
I need you backstage now, And I said, what, he goes,
just come back here. We have a situation. I'm like, oh, ship,
what did I do? Did I say something? Or and

(23:46):
so it all flashes through your mind and then he
falling in reverse has pulled from the lineup. Do you
mind going on stage and announcing it. I've gone and
stop people from love and throwing bottles at at at concerts.
I said, but think of this. I'll do anything you want. Rick.

(24:09):
You know that clown suits, right, yeah, clown suits timeshare
will do whatever. So I said, but dude, this could
really blow up, and people started throwing stuff and whatever.
I said, how about And we came up with I'll
just go on before it was breaking Benjamin right.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yes was the head on her?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
He was?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And I just I just strolled with it. I said,
all right, give it up for our final performer, breaking Benjamin,
and I just watched people turn and while you were
out in the crowd at turn and walk, but breaking
Benjamin shout out to those guys, dude, because they put
on to.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Be fair though it was put out on our social.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Media and it was like the side the side screens
of the stage. Didn't they put.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Something due to illness?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
And he was, I mean he did. It was his voice.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, I'm just kidding, No, but listen to this.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Pat called it the bat well anyway, So I went
up and I just shout out to Breaking Benjamin, even
though I said we won't do shout outs. I've done
three or four of five already. Breaking Management put on
a hell of a set and they played a longer
set for everybody, which was cool as balls. Pat had
a good a good way of saying it about Ronnie

(25:25):
boy if how about you do this, if you're gonna
pull from the show when you're the headliner they were headliners, right, yeah,
if you're gonna pull go up on stage and talk
to him.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hey, they managed to shoot a video as they were
speeding off the property.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
That's the part that pissed me off that I don't
I don't think I ever saw that.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry, you know, just I can't
go and uh, you know, I promise promise to make
it up to blah blah blah, and again this will
get this will get to him, and you know, he
he'll probably attack us for saying this at this point,
even though.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's you should have apologized three years after the fact. Yeah,
I agree, though he I think if he was up
to doing that video, he could have walked out and
faced his fans and told them what was up. They
would have understood this ten minutes before. You know that.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Just it's yes, Strawful rubs you the wrong way? Does
it really does?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
But I've heard from many people.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
We'll just move on, you know, and that's how he
wants to roll. That's fine, that that that's that's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Just right out.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
We've set our piece. So anyway, Well, we.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Could sit here and talk for like two hours with you, Ray,
I know.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Well a fun fact, my first concert was seven Dust
at the House of Blues. Yeah, and then my sister
got us kicked out? Really yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Did you get to see him before I did?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
During their set?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
We got to kick out during what did you do
on your statue? It wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It wasn't me. My sister was under age drinking, which
obviously they don't play and you shouldn't mess around with that.
And so my sister was under a drinking and I
was there with her and she got kicked out and
I was like, well, I guess I have to go now.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Do you look at did you see how the exlges
came out? In her, which I don't blame them.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's wrong to do.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You know what a little fun fact for you all
about guarantee you that I introduced that show, probably because
I remember well many times they played the House of Blues.
But I remember interviewing LJ and all the guys, and
this is when LeJean was like hardying and we're up
backstage drinking, jacked in.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I was young.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, he was straight out of the yeah cardy machine, LJ.
We love you. Shout outs keep coming, Pat, we got
somebody from Excel.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
And we can. I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I do have to shout out. Your daughter. I love her.
She's great.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You know she moved to Kansas. What she's in Kansas
right now?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Is that an ongoing problem?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah? I have a big set.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I had surgery, anything to do with body functions, and
he's he's had it all. Trust me when I.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Tell you that.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
No, it makes me feel comfortable that you're open like that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I have a scar like this big. And when Pat
I first started, before we get back to your daughter,
when we first started working together, he walked in and
I was sitting on a bag of peas, frozen peas
because that's what they said to do. Oh yeah for
your swelling. But anyway, back to Kansas, Yes, what.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
When did that happen?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
She? Uh, well, she found out a few months ago
that she was going to make the move. But my
daughter also works for iHeart in the sake of total
transparency here doing social media, and she's done a lot
to help us and we do and she's going to
continue to do that remotely. Oh good, So that's that's
the good part. Bad part is, uh, I did not

(28:53):
see this coming. It really caught me off guard, and
I'm I still haven't wrapped my head around the idea
that she's, oh my little girl, she's a grown woman now.
But but you know what I'm saying, it's it's very,
very tough for me. I bet she Her mother drove
out there with her. They left early Monday morning, two
day drive, so they packed her dog and her cat

(29:15):
up left. Her boyfriend has been out there for a
couple of months. That's why they're moving. He got an
unbelievable opportunity for a contract job that's making mad money.
That's awesome, and he would have been dumb to turn
it down. And he basically told her, hey, come out
with me. Don't there's no pressure to pick up a
full time job. In fact, whyted't you to do some

(29:36):
more of your school uh while while we have this stretch.
So that's going to be her plan. Keep doing the
the iHeart part time and uh taking a full load
of classes.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
That's perfect.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
So yeah, I hope it all works out.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I do.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's just, uh, it was a shock to the system.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I told him my daughter, my oldest one, moved out
to Kentucky. It was only for her temporary paid internship.
But you can't turn that kind of ship down. For ge.
I was like, I'm not going to tell you what
to do, but do it. Yeah, but now she's gonna
go to Carolina. But the same kind of thing after
a while, Pat, I know it's the band aids still

(30:16):
can't be ripped off that quick. But you just have
to say, you gotta let them move on.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh, I understand, it's still you know, you're it rips
it your gut And anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
They ripped in my gut when I just out of
my balls's probably a good place to kind of.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, wait, I gotta explain this thing out.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
At this point, her and the listeners that don't know
my ball history. When I was first working with Pat,
I had a double hernia.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Doesn't know your any of your body function history at
this point.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Double hernia hydro seal because in high school they called
me thundernuts because I just bit my tongue. Thundernuts because
I had a scrotum like that, because the hydro seal
is the vein that's connected to the balls. Okay, spell down.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I just have sex, which oh God, pull them. It
was insane because they take off my pants and they
go this guy, I mean I was ninety pounds. They're like,
holy shit.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
And then yeah, so you had surgery.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, I had surgery. And that's when we got paired up.
I had to go work. What's the place that used
to be right across from Simino's place, remember the Big Court.
It had a courtyard. Oh you know what, I would
think that might be on a different street.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Eight seconds, No, no, always it was that Irish garden
something imot.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I was doing a bud ice remote and I don't
do drugs or anything. Okay, so I'm doing a bud
ice remote on a cane and twenty how old was I? Twenty? Twenty.
I don't even know, but I'm on a cane and
I don't do drugs. I mentioned because pain pills. I've
seen it kill too many people.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
So I was like, oh my god, I was on
a little bit of one and then bud ice was
the was the appearance. I was hammered. I hammered and
then went home.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
You could have put some on your balls. Just grab
a beer and put it on your ball.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I think I probably did. I got you, and then
I went home, and that's when my mom bless you.
Mom feels she walked in while I was having sex
with my girlfriend within the ball surgery, because yeah, stupid.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
You're not supposed to I'm not a doctor, but I'm
pretty sure you weren't supposed to be doing that. Yeah,
I definitely you live a wild life.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I've done a lot of a lot of things in
my in my world.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Pat Okay, I got nothing else.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I just you know, raise like our sister. We can
see this.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Next time, I'll tell you about my C section scar.
How about great?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yes, next time we have you on ray from Excel,
please do that. And can't think anything more that i'd
like to hear about.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Tell Johnny thank you for have you on.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Of course, well obviously you're looking he's looking at Bibbs.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's our relatest. Yeah, I don't want
to know.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
One final thought. We we've had a lot of things,
uh ideas to uh generate alternative streams of income when
the day comes that they finally kick us to the
curve permanently. None of them have we followed through on none,
zero zip, zero, zilch. And we've actually had a lot
of good ideas. This newest one, yeah, this may this

(33:47):
may be it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
We're not going to make, but it's just a promotional thing.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I can't wait to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Be a pizza. You ever hear about that big as
pizza and it slices bigger than Lazy Moon.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, there will be no slice bigger. When we opened
Bafpizza and.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
We had the moneybacker backers on it already, we had
the legal backing, you had.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
A pizza chef who was ready to go. Yeah, but
we just we're lazy.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I mean, when you wake up at three two
in the morning, you want to just do nothing after this,
I get it. I get it.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Skipping the gym to skipped it yesterday too. I lied
to you when I said I'm going to the gym.
Did you go? I did go with a belly full
of sunny's. I texted my buddies. I said, I can't
make it. I'm afraid I'm gonna throw up or shit
on the.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Trap talk about bodily fluids. I almost did.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Oh my god, on the turf. More power to you.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Thank you for listening, everybody to whatever this last at
the beginning.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's how our show got the name of the fiasco
because it was a fiasco and then they changed the
Lynchin taco, which was the dumbest move ever.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
But but it's you guys, and you today.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Ray.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, thanks for having me, got it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
You're welcome. Thanks for coming on. And what do we
call it at the beginning of a pat It's a
shit show.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh yeah, it's a shit show.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, total, all right, until next time, Thank you for
checking out Lynching Tacos off the air podcast. Be good.
We'll get together again soon.
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